0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Just as day is dawning
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# All the birds are singing
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# And the day is just beginning
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows His bright red van
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Maybe - you can never be sure -
0:00:52 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Letters through your door
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# All the birds are singing
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# And the day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #
0:01:34 > 0:01:40Oh, Pat, I hope this fundraising idea of yours works.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45It will, Mrs Goggins. We must find a way to mend the school roof.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Miaow!
0:01:50 > 0:01:55Right. That's the last of them. I'd better be going.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Cheerio, Mrs Goggins. - Cheerio, Pat. Good luck.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Whoops! Almost forgot.
0:02:06 > 0:02:12Oh, dear. We haven't raised nearly enough money to fix the roof.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16We still need this much to reach our target.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20We canna leave the roof like this. We're running out of cups!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- What we need now is a miracle. - WHISTLING
0:02:33 > 0:02:39- Pat!- Hello, everyone. I've got a great idea to raise the extra money.
0:02:39 > 0:02:46- How about a sponsored job swap? - Job swap? How does that work, then?
0:02:46 > 0:02:52Easy. I've got everyone's jobs written down in this hat.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54All you have to do is pick one out
0:02:54 > 0:03:00and then everyone else will pay you to do that job for the day.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02That's a brilliant idea.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Terrific. - Why don't you pick first, Reverend?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Er...
0:03:09 > 0:03:14Farmer! Oh, I've got YOUR job for the day, Alf.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Er...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21A teacher, eh? Huh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Well, I'm sure I'll be able to teach those kids a thing or two!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Your turn, Ted.
0:03:29 > 0:03:35By heck! Looks like I'm working in the cafe! That should be a doddle.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Er...I'll choose for us, Sara.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42We've got Ted's job for the day!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh! What would you be doing today, Ted?
0:03:45 > 0:03:49I was just about to decorate Dr Gilbertson's living room.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- That sounds like fun. - School's about to start.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Time for us to get to work. Come on, Alf.- Me, too.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I have to be off on my rounds.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04I'll pop in on you all and see how you're getting on.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Here you are, Reverend!- Oh, lovely!
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Hmm. Now, which way up does this go?
0:04:14 > 0:04:20Hmm! So I need to move those sheep...
0:04:20 > 0:04:24into that field. Sounds easy enough.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ah! Lovely fresh air!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I could get used to this.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, bless my soul!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Where did all the sheep go?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43CHILDREN LAUGH AND CHATTER
0:04:43 > 0:04:45PEEP!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Er...hello, children. I'M going to be teaching you today
0:04:50 > 0:04:55and our first lesson is going to be maths.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58GROANING
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Well, here goes. If you have five sheep...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07and you take three away...
0:05:09 > 0:05:12..er... how many sheep do you have left?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Sir! That's too easy. Two, sir.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh... Oh, right. Er... Erm...er...
0:05:20 > 0:05:2340 sheep...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28..20 cows...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31take away four sheep...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34add two pigs...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36er...
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- what does that add up to? - A farm, sir.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Oh, dear! Me sheep aren't this much trouble.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51It's a bit early for choir practice. BAA! >
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I wonder what's going on?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I don't think he should be in here. Do you, Jess?
0:06:02 > 0:06:08- Miaow!- We'll have to find Reverend Timms. He's looking after the sheep.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11JESS YOWLS
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Jess!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, dear!
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Oh, no! Get out of there, you naughty sheep!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43He won't budge. We'll have to take him with us.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Och, you're doing a grand job there, Ted.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55I'll have everything working like clockwork in no time.
0:06:55 > 0:07:01- Oh?- Aye. I reckon Nisha and Sara have got this cafe lark all wrong.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05What we need here is a production line to serve all the customers.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10You're certainly earning my sponsorship money, and a bit extra.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Ta very much. There you go.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Keep up the good work. I'm sorry I'm missing out on all the fun.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24I'd love to swap jobs, but we can't have Greendale without a doctor.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Or a policeman.- Och, aye! That wouldn't do.- Shame though...
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I've always fancied making cakes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I make a lovely cream sponge.
0:07:34 > 0:07:40Oh...cream! Now, that's just what this scone needs.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- How's that? It turns all by itself. - Very impressive, Ted.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Hello! Grand day, isn't it?- It certainly is, Pat.- Cup of tea, Ted.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- It's on its way. - We'd better take cover.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Oh!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Oh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Be with you in a sec, Pat.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Thanks, Ted. Er...how's it going? - Oh, it's grand, Pat.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39My production line idea
0:08:39 > 0:08:43means I've always got plenty of tea ready for customers.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Customers? What customers?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50By heck! I didn't think of that.
0:08:51 > 0:08:57Yuk! Oh, dear! I don't think this tea is quite right, Ted.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Eeh! I must have mixed the salt and the sugar up.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Maybe running a cafe isn't quite so easy after all.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13I hope Nisha and Sara are doing better with your decorating.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, dear! I do hope so!
0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Well, I'd better get on with my rounds. Cheerio, everyone!- Bye, Pat.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Cheerio, Pat.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, no, you don't!
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Something tells me nothing's gonna be straightforward today.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Miaow.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- This isn't so hard, is it, Nisha? - No. We're doing a great job.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- We've definitely deserved a break. - What a good idea!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, would you look at that!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, dear. That doesn't look right.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01This sandwich is a bit chewy. Oh, euch! A wallpaper sandwich!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- DOORBELL RINGS - Who could that be?
0:10:06 > 0:10:11- KNOCK ON DOOR - Where did the door go? ..Come in!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Oh, hello, Pat. - Hello. How's it going?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Sorry, Jess. Looks like we should stick to the cafe from now on.
0:10:31 > 0:10:36Mm. Yes, maybe wallpapering isn't quite your thing.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ah-ha!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I've got you now!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Baa!- Agh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56How in heaven does Alf manage?
0:10:56 > 0:11:02Now, children...for games, we're all going to pretend to be sheep.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Huh?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08When I blow my special sheepdog whistle,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11you need to follow my instructions.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15BEEP!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20BEEP!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30CHILDREN BAA
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Oh, dear...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I'd forgotten about the sheep.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40Oh, well. Climb in, Jess. We'll have to go and find Reverend Timms.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53This doesn't look good, Jess.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59We are gathered here today... in the middle of the road!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Out you get, then. You might as well join your friends.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Pat! Thank goodness you're here.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11I can't get them to go back to their field.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Don't worry, Reverend. We'll give you a hand. Come on, Jess.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Let's get these sheep moving. - Miaow!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Come on, sheep. Shoo! Shoo!
0:12:42 > 0:12:47I think I'll stick to tending my usual flock from now on.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- I'm exhausted!- Come on, Reverend.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I'll give you a lift back to the school hall.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58We can collect your well-deserved sponsor money on the way.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25GENTLE SNORING
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Oh, good gracious! Where am I?
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Thanks to everyone for taking part in our sponsored job swap.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I think we'd all agree that it's proved quite a challenge.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Aye. I think I'll stick to what I know best from now on.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46That cafe lark is a lot harder than it looks.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- We've got more paint and wallpaper on- us- than the walls!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I don't know how you do it, Ted.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Too true! The grass isn't always greener...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00especially when there are sheep on it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Sheep are a lot less bother than a classroom full of children!
0:14:05 > 0:14:11I've added up the sponsor money. Has all the effort been worth it?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Well, we've done it!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Lovely! Well done, everyone.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I think you're all very clever.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28And, thanks to you, the roof won't be leaking any more.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Subtitles by Mary Easton BBC Broadcast - 2004
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