0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Postman Pat and his black and white cat
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Just as day is dawning
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat and his black and white cat
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# The day is just beginning
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows his bright red van
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them
0:00:48 > 0:00:54# Maybe, you can never be sure
0:00:54 > 0:01:00# There'll be knock, ring, letters through your door
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat and his black and white cat
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# All the birds are singing
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# The day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:16 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:21 > 0:01:28# Pat feels he's a really happy man! #
0:01:32 > 0:01:35PAT SINGS
0:01:35 > 0:01:39# Ba-dum-dee-dee Doo-bee-doo-dum!
0:01:39 > 0:01:45- Think I'd make a good rock star, Jess?- Meow!- No, me neither.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- BANGING AND SHOUTING - What on earth's that noise, Jess?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53THEY SHOUT AND BANG
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Julian! Charley!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Why are you making such a racket?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Sorry, Dad. Me and Charley are starting our own band.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06We've written our own song, and we need to practise it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10My drums are at the school hall, so I'm practising with these. Look!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14CHARLEY SHOUTS: # La, la, la! #
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- CYMBALS CRASH - Meow!- Ooh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, we sound terrible.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26What we need is a proper singer.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Why don't you look for a singer in Greendale?- That's a great idea!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Will you help us find someone, Dad?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Yeah. You could be our manager, Mr Clifton.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Oh, I dunno! But I'll do my best. I'll tell everyone on my rounds
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- and you can audition them later! - Brilliant!
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Speaking of my rounds, I'd best be going. Cheerio, boys!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Bye.- Bye, Mr Clifton!- Meow!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Looks like Jess wants to be in our band too.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Come on then, Jess. Come to the school hall with us to practise.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Morning, Ted.- Morning, Pat.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Morning, Mrs Goggins.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Good morning, Pat. My word,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26you're in fine voice today.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Ah... But, not fine enough.- Eh?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Julian and Charley are looking for a singer for their band,
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- and I'm helping them find someone. - If it's a singer they want...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40We'll be auditioning everyone at the school hall later.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44I'd best be off, then! Er, lots to do. Cheerio!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Bye, Ted!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51I was quite the wee star in my day, you know, Pat.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54SHE SINGS "Scotland the Brave"
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# La-la-la-la-la-la! #
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, dear! Oh!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08So!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10What do you think, Pat?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Am I good enough for the band?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh...um...
0:04:14 > 0:04:17you're...very energetic, Mrs Goggins,
0:04:17 > 0:04:22but I don't think it's quite what Julian and Charley are looking for.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, well! Never mind.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29But it would be great if you could help with the auditions.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Oh, yes. That sounds like fun...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36And I'll make sure everyone knows about it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Meow! MEOW!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Jess!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Actually, that sounded pretty good. Let's give it a try.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02WOMAN SINGS
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Well, I never! Sounds like I've found my singer already!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Hello, Pat.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh, hello, Arthur.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16That... That singing voice...
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's just what I'm looking for.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Oh, that'll be Lucy. She's always singing around the house!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Voice like an angel!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Lucy!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Yes, Dad? Oh, hello, Pat.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Hello, Lucy. My!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35You've got a beautiful voice there.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Julian and Charley are auditioning for their band later.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Why don't you come along?- Oh, no!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I couldn't sing in front of anyone!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46But you're so good.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49No... No... I couldn't!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51What a shame!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, dear!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00That didn't sound right at all.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- PRR! PRR! - Where's that noise coming from?
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Oh, no! It's my synthesizer.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Something's wrong... Listen!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- 'Meee-ooow...'- Hold on a minute!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19That meow sounds familiar!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Meow...
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Jess!- Rowr!
0:06:25 > 0:06:30It's only Jess! He's meowing into the microphone!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- HE LAUGHS - Silly Jess!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Meow... Prr! Mew! Rowr!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Hmm! Jess is a good singer...for a cat!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43HE PURRS
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Hello there, Alf.- Hello, Pat.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Would you like to audition for Julian and Charley's band?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I can sing for you now if you like!
0:06:55 > 0:07:00# La-da-dee-do-day La-da-da-dee
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# La-daa-a-a-a La-laa-lay-dee-dee! #
0:07:04 > 0:07:08BAA! BAA!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Steady there, Daisy!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Looks like I'll have to give this singing lark a miss.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21- My sheep are too excitable. - Oh! Never mind. Cheerio, Alf.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Aye! Cheerio.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do!
0:07:30 > 0:07:36# Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do! #
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, dear!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Sounds like finding a singer will be harder than I thought!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46OUT OF TUNE: # Do-ti-la-so-fa-mi-re-do! #
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Meera! Charley and Julian have started their own band!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Really? Oh, I'd love to be in a band!
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Maybe you can be. They're looking for a singer, and you'd be perfect.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Wow! I've always wanted to be a pop star!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08But I can't sing very well.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- OUT OF TUNE: - # La...ti...do!
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- # Do, re, la-a... # - Maybe you need a bit of practice.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Try this. # La-la-la-la-la!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- # La-la-la-la! # - Wow!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I didn't know you could sing like that, Meera!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Audition for Julian and Charley's band. They're at the school hall!
0:08:34 > 0:08:40- I'll meet you there.- But I...- Shh! Maybe you can audition after all.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- How?- I don't want to sing in front of everyone,
0:08:44 > 0:08:48but if you pretend to, I could sing for you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- But everyone would know! - Not if I hid behind the curtain!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Wow! Thanks, Lucy.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Maybe I'll be a pop star after all!
0:08:59 > 0:09:04- But are you sure you don't want to audition?- No way!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Meow!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23MUSIC ECHOES THEY LAUGH
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well done, boys!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28That sounds fantastic!
0:09:28 > 0:09:32We've done it, Charley! We've got our very own song!
0:09:32 > 0:09:38- OK, boys. Are you ready to start auditioning for your singer?- YEAH!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Hello, everyone. Welcome to the audition!
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Oh, looks like we've got a busy afternoon ahead of us!
0:09:47 > 0:09:53OK, everyone. Here's a copy of Charley and Julian...
0:09:53 > 0:09:58I mean...the band's song. We'd like everyone to have a try at it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03- Well, would anyone like to start us off?- I will.
0:10:10 > 0:10:17# If you want somebody to make you Feel happy, come on let me take you
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# To the place where everybody
0:10:20 > 0:10:26# Can dance with somebody It's easy, can't you see...? #
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Um... Well, thank you, Ted.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Er... That's enough to be going on with for now.- Eh? Oh!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh... All right.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Next, please!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44BOTH: # If you want somebody to make you
0:10:44 > 0:10:48# Feel happy, come on, let me take you
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# To a place where everybody
0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Can dance with somebody
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# It's easy, can't you see?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01# Come on, join with me!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06# Clap your hands Everybody turn around... #
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- No, that's my line.- No. No...that's my line.- No!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13No! I'm sorry...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Ahem! Girls,
0:11:15 > 0:11:20maybe you can decide who's singing what and try again later.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Yeah. OK, Pat.- Then we can both sing that bit together.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Who'd like to like to go next? - Ahem!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- HE SHOUTS: - # If you want somebody to make you
0:11:36 > 0:11:41# Feel happy, come on, Let me take you to a place...
0:11:41 > 0:11:45# Where everybody Can dance with somebody-y-y-y!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53# Come on, join with me!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Clap your hands
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# Everybody Everybody turn around!
0:12:00 > 0:12:04# Jump your feet... Jump up!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06# Jump down!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09# You can do i-i-it! WHOO! #
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Thank you, Greendale! I love you all!
0:12:16 > 0:12:21- FEEDBACK WHISTLES What was that?- I dunno.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27- But it didn't sound much like our song.- Well, what do you think?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29That was...um...
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- That was great, Bill. But it's not quite what we're looking for.- OK.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37This is hopeless!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yeah. I know what you mean.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- LUCY SINGS: - # If you want somebody to make you
0:12:47 > 0:12:52- # Feel happy, come on, let me take you... #- Oh!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- By 'eck! She's good! - # Can dance with somebody... #
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, that voice sounds familiar...
0:12:59 > 0:13:03# Can't you see? Come on, join with me...
0:13:03 > 0:13:07MEENA: # Clap...your...hands... #
0:13:07 > 0:13:09ALL: Ooh! Hmm! Oh, dear!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Lucy! Of course!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Everyone's staring at me! Oh, what should I do?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Sing!- I can't!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Yes, you can. It should have been you standing here instead of me
0:13:28 > 0:13:33- in the first place.- But... - Come on, Lucy. You're amazing!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- See?- Oh, I don't think I can.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Yes, you can, Lucy. That sounds fantastic.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Really? OK.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- MUSIC STARTS - # If you want somebody to make you
0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Feel happy, come on let me take you
0:13:54 > 0:14:00# To a place where everybody Can dance with somebody
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# It's easy Can't you see?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Come on, join with me... #
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Well, boys, I think you've found your singer.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- # Everybody turn around... # - Welcome to the band, Lucy.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# Stamp your feet
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Jump up, jump down
0:14:20 > 0:14:22# You can do it... #
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Subtitles by Dermot Fitzsimons BBC Broadcast 2004
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