0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just as day is dawning
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And the day is just beginning
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Everybody knows His bright red van
0:00:44 > 0:00:49# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Maybe - you can never be sure -
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Morning, Charlie.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Eh?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oof!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ooh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51TED WHISTLES
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Morning, Ted!- Morning, Pat.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Um...
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Sorry, um...
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Hang on.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, thanks, Pat.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09TED LAUGHS
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Nearly had a red uniform there, Pat!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- PAT LAUGHS - Cheerio!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19CHILDREN LAUGH
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hi, Charlie!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hi!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Look, Tom, I've got a new scientific calculator.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Yeah!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32It can add up and take away and do really long sums and...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34and everything!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh, it'll be really useful!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Wow! Can I have a go?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Look at me, you two!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43HURRAH!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Jolly good! Whee!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Yeah!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I only just learnt how to do it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52My turn now.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh! Ah!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Woo! Ah! Oh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Aw!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's no good.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I can't do it.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15My dad says, "Learning to do new things is a matter of willpower,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17"mind over matter."
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I don't know.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Hey!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Look what I found!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26A lamp!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's a bit dirty.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Mind the genie doesn't come out! - What?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36She means it might be a magic lamp,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39you know, like in Aladdin?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42When you rub it, a genie grants you three wishes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Really?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I wish... I wish I could ride the skateboard.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51THEY LAUGH
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Go on, then, see if it worked.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54I will.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Wa-hey!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Ooh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ah!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Hey, hey!
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I did it!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- I did it!- Well done, Tom!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yeah! Well done.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18I wasn't thinking about staying on the skateboard at all.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22It was the magic lamp - it granted your wish.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24No, it couldn't have!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28There's no such thing as magic lamps or wishes.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31It's all a matter of willpower.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You don't need a lamp.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Um...anyone seen my calculator?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- ENGINE STOPS - It's Pat!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Hi, everyone.- Watch me, Pat!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I've just learnt how to skateboard.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Oh, wa-hey!- That's terrific, Tom.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02He made a wish on this. I think it's a magic lamp.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, really?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Would you like to have a go? - Go on, Pat.- Go on!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Well...I, um...
0:05:12 > 0:05:13All right, then.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Brilliant!- Yeah!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Woo!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Miaow!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hey!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Whee!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Hurrah!- Hurrah!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28CHILDREN LAUGH
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Ha!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Miaow!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- CHILDREN CHEER - Go on, Pat!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Hurrah! Yeah!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Sorry, Jess.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Miaow!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Tom, Katie, where are you?- >
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Coming, Mum!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Bye, Pat.- Bye, Pat.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48See you later. ..Bye, Charlie.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Bye, Pat.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, now...
0:05:52 > 0:05:55where's my calculator?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, there you are!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Ooh!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh! Oh! Whoa!
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Mum!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Ah!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Are you all right, Mum?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Oh! - SHE WINCES
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Oh, dear.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Oh, I think I've sprained by ankle.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Ah!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24PAT! PAT!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, ooh!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh, dear.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33We'd better phone Dr Gilbertson.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh, thank you, Pat.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40Oh, dear. If I don't get the plums picked, the wasps will have them.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49There! That should feel better. You need to rest it for a day or two.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, dear. What about my plums? I'd hate to see them go to waste.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Can't we do it, Mum?- Yeah! - I can help too!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'm afraid not, darlings. No.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Going up ladders is for grown-ups.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Um...well, can we help with something else?
0:07:06 > 0:07:11The best way for you to help is to leave her in peace for a while.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Yes, and I've got to get back to work. Come on, everyone.- Oh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Bye, Julia. ..Bye, Dr Gilbertson.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Cheerio!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Bye, Pat!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Miaow? Miaow!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I wish Mum'd let us pick the plums.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I know! Let's make another wish on the magic lamp
0:07:34 > 0:07:36to pick all the plums for Mum.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39There's no such thing as magic lamps.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Oh.- Oh?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Can you help me look for my calculator?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Miaow?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Miaow.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Tell you what, I'll do a proper scientific experiment
0:07:58 > 0:08:01to prove you don't need magic lamps.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05I'll use the power of my thinking to help me find my calculator.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10I will find my calculator!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Ommmmmmmm!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Oh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- I'm focussing my mind.- Miaow?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- Hmmmmmmmm!- Oh!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Oh?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Purr! Miaow!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Miaow.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Miaow?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Miaow?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Got it!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Oh, no! It's just a sweet wrapper.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53JESS MIAOWS
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- There it is!- Your calculator!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh! Ha! Thanks, Jess!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Miaow.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Told you I'd find it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You didn't, Jess did!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Anyway, I still don't believe in magic.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I know.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Let's make another wish...
0:09:16 > 0:09:20and then we'll know if the lamp's magic or not, won't we?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Well...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24OK.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Miaow!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28TED WHISTLES
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Come on, then, what are you going to wish for?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Something fun.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Why not wish to get Mum's plums picked?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41We'll do that after.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44OK.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I wish something funny would happen.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53TED WHISTLES
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Ha! Told you!- Oh, well!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01By heck!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, dear!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Miaow.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15CHILDREN LAUGH
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Oh, dear!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Miaow.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Miaow.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25ALL: PULL!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Pull!
0:10:26 > 0:10:27By heck!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29HEAVE!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Oh, dear!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Ooh!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh! Oh, heck!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, no!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Get off!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43By, heck!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, no!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mind, Ted!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh!
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Sorry, Ted.- I only wished something funny would happen.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- We didn't mean...- We didn't think it would really work.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- It was an accident! - We didn't mean any harm.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03What?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Help get it off, will you?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Oh! Oh, dear!- Ooh!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Ted. We can't budge it.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20I wish Pat was here.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Miaow?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28It really DOES work.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Ooh!
0:11:29 > 0:11:34Ah, there you are, Jess. I've been looking all over for you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Are you all right, Ted?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's stuck, Pat.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Hang on, I'll get it off.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47PAT AND TED STRUGGLE
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Oh, goodness me!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52I wish the bucket would come off Ted's head.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Ooh!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57I wish...
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Tom, you must have used all the wishes up.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I think we'd better ring Dr Gilbertson.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13DR GILBERTSON: Hmm. Ah.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Hmm, yes.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Hmm?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I'll soon have you out of there, Ted.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Oh, thank you, Doctor.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26DOCTOR CHUCKLES On your hands and knees, Ted.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Head down a bit, please. Thank you.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39The soap's slippery...
0:12:39 > 0:12:42so with a little persuasion...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ooh! Gently...
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh! There!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh, that's better.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Thank you, Doctor.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Thank you, Pat.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58It's my nose that was the worst bit.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00We're sorry, Ted.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's our fault.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05We found the lamp.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10It was a magic lamp. We made three wishes and they all came true.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I didn't think they would but they did.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16We're very, very sorry, Ted.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19We could have wished for something really useful
0:13:19 > 0:13:21and we wasted them all!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Real lamps don't grant wishes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26That's just in stories.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29All you did was try to help.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That's right! It wasn't your fault.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Wishes do come true but you have to make them come true yourself.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41If you had another wish, what would it be?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43BOTH: Pick the plums!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46TED AND PAT LAUGH
0:13:48 > 0:13:53That's...that's three-hundred-and-twenty-two plums.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Three hundred and twenty three.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Mum!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04We made a wish and we're making it come true!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08All it takes is a little effort...
0:14:08 > 0:14:11and a little help from your friends.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, you are good!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Thanks, everyone. ..Thanks, Pat.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oooh!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Oh, by heck!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22THEY ALL LAUGH
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Miaow!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Subtitles by Laura Jones Red Bee Media Ltd 2006
0:14:33 > 0:14:37E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk