0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat
0:00:11 > 0:00:16# Early in the morning Just as day is dawning
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Pat thinks he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Everybody knows his bright red van
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# All his friends will smile
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# As he waves to greet them
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Maybe, you can never be sure
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# There'll be knock KNOCK KNOCK
0:00:55 > 0:00:56# Ring RING RING
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Letters through your door
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Heh heh!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# All the birds are singing
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# The day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:22 > 0:01:29# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Hello, Julian. What's all this?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I've got to take something into school and talk about it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48A-ha! Show and tell.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Yes, but I can't decide what to take.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- DOOR OPENS - Hey!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Julian, Julian! Look at this!
0:01:55 > 0:02:00It's a micro-size super-spy two-way walkie-talkie!
0:02:00 > 0:02:05We can talk to each other even if we're miles apart...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07like this.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- CRACKLES - This is Charlie to Julian.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Charlie to Julian.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Heh heh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I think we'll leave you to it. Come on, Jess.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19SLEEPILY: Miaow.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, all right, sleepy head.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I'll come back for you later.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26They're great, Charlie.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Let's try them when we're further apart.- OK.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37This is Charlie to Julian, Charlie to Julian.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Charlie?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Charlie!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Er... Oh, I don't think it's working.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Charlie?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48CRACKLES
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Miaow?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Charlie?- Julian? Is that you?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Yes!- Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, you're here.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59My handset's not working.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Nor mine.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Miaow.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Miaow-ow. Miaow.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- CRACKLES - 'Here we go. It's OK now.'
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Miaow-ow-ow.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Where's yours?- In my house - I'll go and get it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Where's it gone?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20'This is Charlie to Julian.'
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Jess.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- 'Julian!'- Miaow?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- 'Can you hear me?'- Miaow!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26'Hello!'
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- HE CHUCKLES - Oh, Jess!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32For a minute I thought YOU were talking to me!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Julian.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35'Is that you?'
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hi, Charlie. Come inside.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40You'll never guess what happened.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Ha ha ha ha!
0:03:45 > 0:03:50You actually thought... Ha ha! ..Jess was talking to you?!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Hee hee hee!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hey!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57That's given me an idea.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02If we attach one of the handsets to Jess's collar,
0:04:02 > 0:04:06we'll have the best show and tell ever.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Miaow.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11The world's first talking cat!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Hello, everybody!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16My name's Jess.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Wow! It's just like Jess is really speaking!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hello?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Anyone seen Jess?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26It's Dad. Quick!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Let's try it out on him.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- There you are, Jess.- Miaow. - Had a nice nap?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Now.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Yes, thank you, Pat. It was very nice.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Come on.- Miaow? - We've got work to do.- Miaow.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- He didn't hear.- Oh!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Do it again.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh, it's not working.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55DOOR OPENS What are you two up to?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Um...- Er...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06There.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09It just needed a new battery.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- CRACKLES - Hee hee! It works!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Thanks, Mum.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Come on, Charlie, let's try it again.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34GEARS CRUNCH
0:05:34 > 0:05:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:40 > 0:05:42INAUDIBLE
0:05:44 > 0:05:46ENGINE STARTS
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Dad's on his way to the church. Come on.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02THEY CHORTLE
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Miaow.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Mi-aow.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Miaow.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Hello, hello, hello. Anyone about?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- CRACKLES - Hello, Arthur.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Pat?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20'Over here, Arthur.'
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Jess?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Miaow?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Hello, Arthur.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Is everything all right?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- It's incredible, Pat, incredible! - What is?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34You mean...he hasn't spoken to you?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Who hasn't spoken to me?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Well, Jess, of course.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Jess?!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41He knew my name, Pat.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Good morning to you, Pat. Arthur.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Jess can talk, Reverend.- Oh, really?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Heh heh! You must be hearing things.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Miaow.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53See?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I told you. Heh heh.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Bye.- Bye, Pat.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Come on, Jess.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02'Bye-bye, Reverend.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- 'Bye-bye, Arthur.'- Oh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06'Have a nice day.'
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He called you Arthur.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17He called you Reverend.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19THEY CHUCKLE
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Hee hee hee!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ha ha ha ha!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Miaow.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54'Hello, Nik. That looks yummy.'
0:07:54 > 0:07:56NIK BABBLES
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Jess?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00'You look lovely too, Nisha.'
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Huh! Pat?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You're not going to believe this,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07but we just heard Jess talk.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Not you too, Nisha?!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Everyone's trying to play jokes on me!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14THEY CHUCKLE
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Must dash. Bye.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20'Bye, Nisha.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22'Bye, Nik.'
0:08:23 > 0:08:26THEY STIFLE LAUGHTER
0:08:26 > 0:08:28NIK BABBLES HAPPILY
0:08:28 > 0:08:33THEY LAUGH
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Oh! Oh! My tummy hurts!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Mine too!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ha ha!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Let's go home and have a drink.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We'll play some more later.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Hee hee hee!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53I dunno, Ted. People keep saying they're hearing Jess talk.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Well, he hasn't got a lot to say for himself now, has he?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59No!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, that's my last post of the day.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on, Jess.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Jess?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Where's he gone?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Perhaps he got fed up of talking and went home on his own.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for him.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Thanks, Ted. Bye.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Bye.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- That was the best fun ever! - HE LAUGHS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27DOOR OPENS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30What have you two been up to?
0:09:30 > 0:09:36THEY LAUGH
0:09:45 > 0:09:49..So, we attached one of the walkie-talkies to Jess's collar.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53And...! And...people... thought he could talk!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Poor Jess!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57And poor people!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It was just a joke.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03I know, but you could have given someone a real fright.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, yeah. Sorry, Mum.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10I'll call Pat on the walkie-talkie and say sorry to him too.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Talking cats! Ha! I dunno.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- 'Hello?'- Hey?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19'Hello?'
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Oh. Oh!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Er... Who's there?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27'Hello?'
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Oh!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Miaow.- 'Hello!'
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, no good - he can't hear me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Let me try.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38CRACKLES Hello?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Pat?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41'Can you hear me?'
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Miaow. Miaow.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oh. We'll just have to wait until... DOOR OPENS
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, Pat!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hello, everyone.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Has anyone seen Jess?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54He wandered off at Ted's mill
0:10:54 > 0:10:57We thought he might have come back here.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58'Miaow.'
0:10:58 > 0:10:59'Miaow!'
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Jess?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05We've not seen him, but we might be able to talk to him.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Hey?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Miaow.- 'Jess.'
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Miaow!- 'It's Pat.'- Miaow.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- 'Now, Jess...'- Miaow.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- 'We don't know where you are, but we want you to come home.'- Miaow.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Miaow-ow.- 'Come on, Jess.'
0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Miaow?- 'Jess.'
0:11:23 > 0:11:26ALL: Jess! Jess!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28ALL: 'Jess!'
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Miaow-miaow.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Miaow?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Miaow!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Miaow.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Ted Glen, you should be ashamed of yourself.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47There's nothing scary in that mill.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Mi-aow!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Miaow.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Jess, there you are!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'd better phone Pat.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Oh, er...- Miaow!
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Come on - we'll go together, hey?- Miaow.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Right, then. Er...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Where's that phone?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15'Jess?'
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh! Not again!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19'Can you hear me, Jess?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Miaow.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Miaow, miaow.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24What's that?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- 'Hello?'- Miaow.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I know that voice.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- 'Ted?'- Pat?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Mi-aow!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40..Thanks, Ted. I'll be over straight away to pick him up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Bye.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47I don't think Greendale's quite ready for a talking cat yet, do you?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- No, Dad.- No, Mr Clifton.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54We haven't got anything for show and tell now.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Why don't you just show Jess as he is?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59S'pose so.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Thanks, Lucy.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11That was great.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Who's next? Julian and Charlie?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21We were going to show my walkie-talkie.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23ALL: Yeah!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- But we can't. - DISAPPOINTED GROANS
0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, we're going to show you Jess instead.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Miaow-ow.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33'Hello, everyone.'
0:13:33 > 0:13:35EXCITED GASPS
0:13:35 > 0:13:36- Oh!- Oh!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Jess, was that you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43'Course it was me, Julian.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46'I'm the amazing talking cat.'
0:13:46 > 0:13:47But... But...
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ah...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51'Are you all right, Charlie?'
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Oh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Ta-da!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Dad?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59He's got one of the handsets!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04And here's the other one on Jess's collar.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Sorry, boys - I couldn't resist it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- CRACKLES - Sorry, everyone!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12LAUGHTER
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Never mind, boys.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17You've given us a show and tell we'll never forget.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Isn't that right?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21ALL: Hooray!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yeah! Hooray!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Well done!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Ah, brilliant
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Miaow!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Postman, Postman Pat
0:14:33 > 0:14:37# Can you guess what's in his bag?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38# Is there a letter?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Miaow!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# Is there a parcel?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Miaow!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Is there a postcard?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Miaow!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47# What's left?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Jess the cat!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Postman, Postman Pat
0:14:55 > 0:14:59# Can you guess what's in his bag? #
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Miaow!
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