Postman Pat and the Incredible Inventions

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just as day is dawning

0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# And his black-and-white cat

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And the day is just beginning

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:39 > 0:00:40# Everybody knows

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# His bright red van

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# All his friends will smile

0:00:45 > 0:00:49# As he waves to greet them

0:00:49 > 0:00:54# Maybe - you can never be sure

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Letters through your door

0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# And his black-and-white cat

0:01:07 > 0:01:09# All the birds are singing

0:01:09 > 0:01:12# And the day is just beginning

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:22 > 0:01:29# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Miaow!

0:01:51 > 0:01:56It's no good, love. I can't mend the water pipe.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Oh, no! This leak is getting worse and worse.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I think it's great!

0:02:02 > 0:02:07I'm going to call Ted. Perhaps he can fix it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15There, the Ted Glen, fully-automated, get-you-up machine.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I'll never sleep through my alarm again.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29WHISTLING AND RINGING

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Marvellous!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40PHONE RINGS

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Hey-up, who's that?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Hello.- Ted, it's Pat.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Oh!- Er, we've got a burst water pipe.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Don't worry. I'll be over straightaway.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Don't worry, love. If anybody can fix this, Ted can.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05I think it's fun. I like having breakfast in the rain.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Miaow!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11JESS WHINES

0:03:14 > 0:03:18That's the water turned off, but it's a big job, I'm afraid.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22It'll take a while to mend.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27Oh, dear! What are we going to do in the meantime?

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Well, we can't stay here, not with the water off.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34And everything soaking wet.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38We could stay with my sister in Pencaster, I suppose.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40But what about school?

0:03:40 > 0:03:41And delivering the post.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Well, you could always come and stay with me.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wow! Can we, Mum?

0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Well, we...- ..don't want to trouble you.- Oh, please, please, please!

0:03:52 > 0:03:57- It would be so cool to stay at the water mill.- Hmm!- Hmm!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Now then, Pat can have the hammock.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Sara can have the couch...

0:04:05 > 0:04:07And I'll have the camp bed!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- What about you, Ted? - Oh, don't worry about me.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14I'll bed down in one of the outhouses. Now then...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16What does this do, Ted?

0:04:16 > 0:04:20That? It's one of my new inventions -

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- the Ted Glen, fully-mechanised, auto cat basket.- Wow!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26How does it work?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28First, you put your cat in...

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Miaow!- Like so.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36..then you decide what time you want him to get up in the morning...

0:04:38 > 0:04:40..and off you go.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Miaow!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48JESS SQUEALS

0:04:51 > 0:04:53JESS WHINES

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Erm, perhaps it needs a bit more work.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Shall we get some firewood in?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Miaow!

0:05:02 > 0:05:06It's very good of you to put us up like this, Ted.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09That's all right, Pat. I could do with the company.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12It must get a bit lonely up here all on your own.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I can't complain.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19I've got the mill and all my inventions to keep me busy.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24The Ted Glen, fully-automated cooking machine.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28First, place the sausages in the frying pan.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Next, take the beans...

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Miaow!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Miaow!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Ah, right, now you...

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Hang on. What's happened to the sausages?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Miaow!

0:05:45 > 0:05:49- I definitely put them in.- Oh, well.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Now for the eggs.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Miaow!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Miaow!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Mum!

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Look out!

0:06:07 > 0:06:13- Hello, you two.- How are you getting on with my cooking mach...?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, dear!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19SNORING

0:06:19 > 0:06:21OWL HOOTS

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Pat?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Hmm?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Are you asleep? - No, not any more, love, no.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Sorry. It's just... Well, I hate to sound ungrateful,

0:06:44 > 0:06:48but I'm not too keen on Ted's funny inventions.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I know what you mean, love.

0:06:50 > 0:06:56Still, at least we're safe in bed. They can't get to us here.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58WHISTLING AND RINGING

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Oh!- What?- What's happening?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04RINGING CONTINUES

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Oh!- Oof!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, dear!

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Oh! I didn't realise how much I'd miss my old hammock.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- DOOR OPENS - Morning, Ted.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27I got up early to do a bit of a spring-clean. What do you think?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Er, I, er, well, I...

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- PAT YAWNS - Morning, Ted.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Morning, Pat. You all right?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- He didn't get much sleep last night. - Him and me both.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Your get-you-up machine kept getting me up...

0:07:45 > 0:07:48every five minutes.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, er, I'm sorry.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Right, who's next in line for the bathroom?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Oh, thanks, Sara, I'll just...- Me!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, dear!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05JESS YOWLS

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Sorry, Jess. I didn't see you there.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm not used to all this company.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Hello, Charlie. Come to see Julian?

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Yeah, that's right. I heard you were staying here. You're so lucky!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26All these inventions and machines!

0:08:26 > 0:08:32- We're starting Ted's new washing machine invention, Charlie.- Wow!

0:08:32 > 0:08:37- You can stay and watch if you like. - Oh, thanks, Mrs Clifton!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Right, that's the clothes.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40What now?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42We fill her up.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Pat, if you can hang that bucket on that hook.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Right you are, Ted.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Miaow!

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Whoever would have thought doing the washing could be such fun?!

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Here she comes.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Just guide her in now.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18That's grand.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Right then, I'll get off and fix that pipe of yours.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25OK, Ted, thanks. Bye.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Miaow!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Oh! - SARA LAUGHS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Morning, Arthur.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Morning, Ted. I hear you've got company down at the water mill.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54That's right. It's not going too well, though.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Why's that, Ted?- I don't know.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00I suppose I'm not used to having other folk around.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Been living on your own too long, Ted.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04And that's the way I like it,

0:10:04 > 0:10:08so the sooner I get Pat's house fixed up, the better.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Right, that's all the water, now for the soap.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Oh, I do hope we can go home soon, Pat.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24I've seen enough of Ted's inventions to last me a lifetime.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Mind your backs, please, inventors coming through.- What are you up to?

0:10:29 > 0:10:34We're making an invention, Mr Clifton. It's like one of Ted's.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Replace damaged pipe,

0:10:38 > 0:10:40mend ceiling,

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- repaint... - Sounds like a big job, Ted.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I'll give you a hand if you like. I'm off duty in a few minutes.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Thanks, Arthur. It'll still take time.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Pity we can't get a third man.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Hello.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# If you need a job done

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Call him up, he's the one

0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Find the workshop and then

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# You'll get help from Ted Glen

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Let's get help from Ted Glen

0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Doo-doo-doo-doo! Ted Glen!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Doo-doo-doo-doo! Ted Glen! #

0:11:21 > 0:11:27Oh, no! Oh, I can't stay here one moment longer.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Just look at your trousers! - What about our invention?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32We haven't finished it yet.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37- I'm sorry, Julian, but Mum's right. Come on, Jess.- Miaow!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Where are you going? - To tell Ted we're leaving.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44There, all done. Nice work, lads.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Oh-h!- What's up, Ted?

0:11:47 > 0:11:52- I thought you were looking forward to having your place to yourself.- I am.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm just worried about Pat and Sara.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57They're going to be so disappointed

0:11:57 > 0:12:00when they hear they've got to move out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03They seem to be enjoying living at my house.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Hello!

0:12:04 > 0:12:06That'll be Pat.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Ooh, 'eck!

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Hello, everyone.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13My, you've done a grand job.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16You can move back in straightaway.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Wow, Ted, that's absolutely fan...!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I mean, that's great, Ted.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26You must have worked very hard all of you.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You're not too disappointed.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33No, no, I'm very grateful, but what about you, Ted?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Won't you be lonely without us around?

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Don't worry about me, Pat. I'll be OK.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Come on, then. Let's go and give Sara the news.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49- What? Oh, but that's... - PAT COUGHS

0:12:50 > 0:12:56..very disappointing that we have to leave Ted's wonderful house,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59but we'll be glad to go home, of course.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Can't we stay a bit longer, please?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03ALL: No. BOYS SIGH

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Ted's put up with us for long enough, Julian.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10But we've...we've just finished his present.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11What?

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- They've been working on it all day. - It's to say thank you for having us.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Ta-da!

0:13:18 > 0:13:22It's an invention, Ted, like one of yours.

0:13:22 > 0:13:27Ooh, I... Well, I don't know what to say.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29What does it do, Charlie?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32It controls all the other machines in the place.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Watch!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40WHISTLING AND RINGING

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Julian!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Turn it off quick, quick!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13We'll tidy up before we go.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18No, no, you're all right. I like it like this, actually.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22It feels more like...more like home.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Hey.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Postman, Postman Pat

0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Can you guess what's in his bag?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- # Is there a letter? #- Miaow!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- # Is there a parcel? #- Miaow!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- # Is there a postcard? #- Miaow!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49# What's left? Jess the cat?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Postman, Postman Pat

0:14:55 > 0:14:58# Can you guess what's in his bag? #

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Miaow!