Postman Pat's Cat Calamity

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just as day is dawning

0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And the day is just beginning

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Everybody knows His bright red van

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Maybe - you can never be sure -

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring

0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man

0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Come on, everyone. Let's play spaceships!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- I'm going first.- Oh, no, you're not.

0:01:44 > 0:01:49- It was my idea. I'm Mission Commander!- You're what?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Off we go, then, Jess.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Jess!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06See you at the post office, then!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Hurry up, everyone. We're off in a minute.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15Bill and Meera are the engineers. Julian and Lucy are the navigators.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Bossy or what?!- What's a navigator?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24It means you watch where we are on the map,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26but not till we get into space.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Ready for blastoff?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Five...four...three...two...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35WE do the countdown!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39No, I'M the Mission Commander! I do the countdown.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43But I'm the engineer. I make the rocket go.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- And I help him.- Yeah. So WE do the countdown! Right?!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm not playing, then.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56It's my game and I'm Mission Commander. You can play on your own.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59We will!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02You're too bossy, anyway!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05What do we do now, then?

0:03:05 > 0:03:10Let's put our space packs on and go looking for aliens!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13LAUGHTER

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh...

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Those bins on the green should've been emptied weeks ago.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- The minute one blows over, the whole village is covered in litter.- Aye.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30I think I've got summat that'll help.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- <- Now where can that be...?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Here it is.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- What on earth is that?- It's the Ted Glen automatic litter blower!

0:03:46 > 0:03:51I made it out of my vacuum cleaner. I made it blow instead of suck.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55I can blow all the litter into a pile. Watch.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00All I do is point this at the litter and...

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Whoo...! Whey...!

0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Alien alert! Alien alert! - ALL: Alien alert!

0:04:12 > 0:04:17- Alien alert!- Alien alert!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Oh!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- SNIFFING - Oh...hello, Sarah.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Something wrong?

0:04:25 > 0:04:30They say I'm too bossy, but I'm the one who has all the ideas!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Now they won't play with me. - Oh, dear.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37It's not fair, is it, Pat?!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, having lots of ideas is a good thing,

0:04:40 > 0:04:45but I think you should listen to your friends as well, don't you?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Suppose so.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Look! Look! Look! An alien!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Hey, alien...

0:04:55 > 0:04:58freeze.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- What's wrong? - It's not the same without Sarah.

0:05:07 > 0:05:12Yeah, she was a good Mission Commander, even if she WAS bossy.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Why don't we go and find her and say sorry!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Well...OK.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24I'm sure your friends are missing you as much as you're missing them.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30- Do you think so?- I'm sure of it. Why don't you try being friends again?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33OK. I will.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Good girl. Oh, and could you keep an eye out for Jess on your way?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- He ran off to play and I haven't seen him since.- Don't worry, Pat.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- I'll find him for you. Bye! - Thanks, Sarah. Bye.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Meow! Meow! Meow!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14THEY ALL SHOUT: Sarah!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Sarah!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20She must be down in the village.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Want a lift, kids?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Yes, please!- Thanks, Dad!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh...!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Hey! Hey-hey!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Are you all right, Ted?- Aye.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Just takes a bit of getting used to. Oh, hello, Sarah.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Looking for something? - Yes, actually.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Have you seen Jess?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Eh, no, we haven't. Is he all right?

0:06:58 > 0:07:04- Yeah. Pat just asked me to find him. See you later.- Bye, Sarah.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09Look at that. Stacked up nicely, that has.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Let's try my litter blower on the green.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Meow.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Meow. Meow...

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Jess! There you are!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Oh, no, Jess. No!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh... Careful, Jess.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Meow. Meow. Meow.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Meow. Meow. Meow.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, no! You're stuck!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Meow!

0:08:01 > 0:08:07Don't move, Jess. I'm going to get some help. I'll get you down.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Meow. Meow.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Help! Help! Help!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15What's the matter, Sarah?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's Jess. He's stuck up a tree!

0:08:18 > 0:08:24- Oh, dear!- Don't worry. I'll be back...with my ladder.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'll phone round to find Pat.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29PHONE RINGS

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Hello? Greendale Post Office.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What?

0:08:35 > 0:08:40It's Jess. He's stuck up a tree and I'm trying to find Pat.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44He's not back yet, but don't worry. I'll get some help.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'll ring PC Selby.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54I've never seen litter tidied up so well in my life.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Great, innit?!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hey-hey!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04PHONE RINGS

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Oh, dear, he's not answering.

0:09:12 > 0:09:18- No sign of Pat, but Mrs Goggins is phoning PC Selby.- Thanks, love.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Stand well back, Sarah.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Don't worry, Jess.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Meow... MEOW!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Stop, Ajay! You're frightening Jess even more.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I am, aren't I?!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Meow!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36OK, Jess. I'm going down.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Oh...

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Don't worry, Jess. We'll think of something.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Hello, you three.- Pat!- Pat! - Have you seen Jess?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Meow...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Meow!

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Jess!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Meow.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- BEEPING - What's this? I've got a message.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, no.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Hey! Hey-hey!- Ted!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ted!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Eh?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Meow! Meow!

0:10:14 > 0:10:19Come on, Jess. Just jump into my arms. You'll be all right.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Meow.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- What's going on? - And what's Sarah doing?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Let's go and find out!

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Sarah...- Oh, hello. I thought you were playing spaceships.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Yeah, we were.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Sorry about what happened and...

0:10:44 > 0:10:48We'd like you to be our Mission Commander again.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Even if you are bossy. Ow!

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Oh.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Which you're not, really!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I'm sorry, too.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04And next time, I'll listen to your ideas as well. Honest.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07But what's going on here?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Meow!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh...Jess!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Meow!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Steady, Jess.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Meow! Meow!- All right. All right. The police are here.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Nobody panic.- Pat! Oh, Pat...

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I've got a blanket.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30We can all hold a corner and Jess can jump down into it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Good idea, Mrs Goggins.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Meow! Meow...

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Meow! Meow!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Why don't we climb up there, Pat.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48We're astronauts. We're not afraid of heights.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51No tree climbing. That's far too dangerous.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Perhaps if we just give the tree a shake instead.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Meow!

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- Oh, no! - That's made it worse, that has!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Oh, heck...

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh...!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Look out!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- What's that? - Ted's latest invention.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16The Ted Glen Automatic Litter Blower!

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Oh...

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Good, innit?- Look out!- Pat!

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I've got an idea. We could use Ted's machine to fly up

0:12:25 > 0:12:28and get Jess down from the tree!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Meow...

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Would it work, Ted?- Nay, Pat. I'm too heavy.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36It wouldn't take me that high.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Why doesn't one of us do it? I'll do it!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Eh...I mean...

0:12:44 > 0:12:45em...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I think Bill should do it.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53No. I think you should do it.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55You're Mission Commander, Sarah.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Oh, thank you.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- What do you think, Ted?- She'll be safe enough, Pat. Don't worry.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Hold on, Jess. I'm coming!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Meow...

0:13:10 > 0:13:16So, all you've gotta do is push this lever to go up...

0:13:16 > 0:13:19and this one to come down. All right?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Got it, Ted. Count me down.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Five...

0:13:24 > 0:13:26four...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28three...

0:13:28 > 0:13:29two...

0:13:29 > 0:13:31one...!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Blastoff!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Ooh...

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Are you all right, Jess?

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Meow...- Come on... Come on.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Meow...

0:13:55 > 0:14:00- Don't be afraid!- Come on, Jess. You can do it.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Meow!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05CHEERING

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Well done, Jess.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- And well done...- Mission Commander!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20CHEERING

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Hello, Jess.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30You did it.

0:14:35 > 0:14:41Subtitles by Carla Rossi Red Bee Media Ltd

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