0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# And his black-and-white cat
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Early in the morning
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Just as day is dawning
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# He picks up all the postbags in his van
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# All the birds are singing
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And the day is just beginning
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Everybody knows His bright red van
0:00:44 > 0:00:49# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Maybe - you can never be sure -
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# There'll be knock, ring
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Letters through your door
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Postman Pat, Postman Pat
0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Pat feels he's a really happy man
0:01:22 > 0:01:28# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Ooh! That's the lot, then, Jess. Off we go!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42SHOP BELL RINGS
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Pat! Wait! I forgot to give you this parcel.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50It's for Ted Glen.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Oh, thanks, Mrs Goggins.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Funny shape, isn't it? - JESS MEOWS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57PACKAGE HOOTS
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- HOOT! - Oh!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Goodness me, Pat.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Was that you?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08No, it certainly was not!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11It was that parcel of Ted's.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15HOOT! MEOW! HOOT!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Whatever can it be?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No idea! We'll have to wait till Ted opens it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23See you later, Mrs Goggins.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Bye, Pat!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29MEOW!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36COWS MOO
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- They don't look very happy, do they, Mum?- No, they don't.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Oh, dear. They haven't been giving much milk.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51They do seem a bit poorly. I'd better see if Amy can look at them.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Poor cows!
0:02:54 > 0:02:55MOO!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Hello, Pat.- Morning, Dr Gilbertson.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Hello, Reverend. How are you today?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05All the better for a nice cup of tea, thank you, Pat.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Here are your letters, Doctor. There's a package for you too.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14HOOT!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Um...is your tummy poorly, Pat?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20No, Doctor.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It wasn't me.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26It's this parcel of Ted's. It's making very strange noises.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28HOOT!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34HOOT! Oh, I see!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37What on earth would make noises like that?
0:03:37 > 0:03:42I don't know but I can't wait to get to Ted's and find out!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Bye!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46BOTH: Bye, Pat!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Strange sounds indeed.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54More tea, Vicar?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07This should do the trick for Alf and Dorothy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12I just hope Pat's got that parcel for me, so I can get it finished.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23HOOT!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25MEOW! HOOT!
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Don't worry, Jess. That parcel can't hurt you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32MEOW? MEOW!
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- What do you think, Amy?- Well, I can't find anything wrong with them.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40They just seem rather miserable.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, dear. What can be the matter?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Maybe they're bored, Mum.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I don't think cows can get bored, can they, Amy?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Not really, no.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54They're usually very happy just being out in the fields.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55MOO!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59They are bored, Katie, I'm sure they are.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh! Come on! I've got an idea.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Go on, now, you sheep! BAA!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Get away with you!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Shoo! Shoo!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Will you look at that, Dorothy? They've started on my broccoli!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, dear!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hello. What's going on here, then?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, Pat.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31We're in such a pickle.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35The sheep have taken a liking to our green vegetables, Pat.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37SHEEP MUCH HAPPILY
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ah, I see what you mean.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Oh, no! Shoo!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Leave my cabbages alone, you naughty sheep!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49What will you do?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Ted's invented summat to help. He'll be along in a bit.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'd better get over to Ted's, then.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01I've got a noisy parcel to give him. Good luck with your vegetables!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Thanks, Pat.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06TED HUMS CHEERILY
0:06:08 > 0:06:11PATS VAN APPROACHES
0:06:12 > 0:06:15PARCEL HOOTS Hey, up? What's that!?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, it's you, Pat!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You don't sound too good.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24It's not me, Ted! It's this parcel of yours!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh, sorry!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31- Well, what's in there?- It's been scaring poor Jess all morning.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Meow!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35What's in here, Pat, is...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39..a set of bagpipes!
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- I didn't know you can play the bagpipes.- I can't!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47They're for my Ted Glen Automatic Sheep Disperser.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Watch.- Hmm.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53The sheep go into the vegetable patch...
0:06:53 > 0:06:58they like the look of this juicy giant cabbage and move towards it...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00they step on these bellows and...
0:07:00 > 0:07:03BAGPIPES PLAY LOUDLY Meow!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Ooh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:13The sheep'll run away and Alf and Dorothy's vegetables will be saved!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17That's amazing, Ted! Well done!
0:07:17 > 0:07:23Thanks, Pat. I'd better get this down to Thompson Ground right away.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Good luck!- Bye!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Moo!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Go on, you start.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Um...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I don't know what to say.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Oh! I'll do it!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Good morning, cows.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44COWS MOO
0:07:44 > 0:07:46This is your lucky day.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Moo?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Just for you, Tom and I would like to perform
0:07:52 > 0:07:56the exciting story of Little Red Riding Hood with...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58puppets!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02COWS MOO DISINTERESTEDLY
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I'm going to take this basket of cakes to Grandma, Daddy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Be careful in the forest, Little Red Riding Hood.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Don't stop and talk to any big, bad wolves!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I won't Daddy!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20See you later. Mwah!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23COWS MOO
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I don't think they liked it.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Shh!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34It's very DARK in this forest.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Hello, little girl.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41What have you got in your basket?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Are you a big, bad wolf?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yes!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Then I'm not allowed to talk to you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Go away!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55COWS MOO
0:08:56 > 0:09:00No! Not you! I was talking to the big, bad wolf.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03It's no good, Katie.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I just don't think they enjoy theatre.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I said we should do Cinderella!
0:09:10 > 0:09:16- Oh, Alf, that one's just had my best beetroot.- Come on, Ted!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20We'll have no vegetables left at this rate!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Don't worry. Nearly there.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28And if this doesn't do the trick, I'll eat my hat.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33There! The cows are going to love our skateboard tricks.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- Yeah!- Come on, cows! Come and watch this!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Moo!- You go first, Tom.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Da-dum!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Moo.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I think she liked it!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Let's see what she thinks of your stunt.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- That was cool.- Did you enjoy that?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Moo.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Oh.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14COWS MOO
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Honestly, I don't know why we bother, Tom!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Those cows are just cranky. - Hello, Katie.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Hello, Tom.- BOTH: Hello, Pat.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29I hear you've been trying to cheer these cows up.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32They don't want to be cheered up.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35No. They're just cranky cows.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38COWS MOO GRUMPILY
0:10:38 > 0:10:41They certainly don't look too happy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45BAGPIPES PLAY IN THE DISTANCE
0:10:45 > 0:10:47What on earth's that terrible noise?
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Ah, that's the Ted Glen Automatic Sheep Disperser.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Ted's using bagpipes
0:10:54 > 0:10:58to scare the sheep away from the Thompson's veg patch.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Our cows don't look scared.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03COWS MOO ALONG TO THE BAGPIPES
0:11:03 > 0:11:05You're right, Tom.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Hmm. I wonder...
0:11:08 > 0:11:13- What is it, Pat?- I've just had an idea. I'll be back soon.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh. They're not scared at all!
0:11:26 > 0:11:32- I just don't understand it.- You'd better start eating your hat, Ted!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34CROWS CAW
0:11:34 > 0:11:37And where did those birds come from?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44CROWS CAW
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Oh, heck! It's attracting them, not scaring them off!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Ted! Alf?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- How's it going?- Oh!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's a disaster, Pat.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, dear.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Ted, can I borrow your bagpipes, just for a short while.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- You can take them away for good. - Thanks.
0:12:05 > 0:12:11- Bye!- And hopefully you'll take the crows with you an' all!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I was sure those bagpipes would do the trick.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19MACHINE EMITS HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK
0:12:20 > 0:12:22SHEEP BAA
0:12:22 > 0:12:23CROWS CAW
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Well, I never!- Oh!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Your invention worked after all!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- You just needed a different sound, Ted.- Hmm.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Oh, here he comes!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45What's that funny thing?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Bagpipes. They're a musical instrument from Scotland.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52What's this good idea of yours, Pat?
0:12:52 > 0:12:58Well, I noticed your cows seemed to like Ted's bagpipe sounds.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02And I thought, maybe, they were missing their home in Scotland.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It might cheer them up to hear some Scottish music.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- I didn't know you could play the bagpipes.- I'm not sure I can!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- But I'll give it a go.- Meow!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13COW MOOS
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- PAT PLAYS THE BAGPIPES BADLY - Here goes then.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19PAT IMPROVES
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Pat's making rude noises!
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- THEY LAUGH - Shh!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That sounds nice, Pat.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Look at the cows!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36COWS MOO HAPPILY
0:13:41 > 0:13:45They love your music, Pat.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Thank you!
0:13:49 > 0:13:54I think you were right, Pat. The cows were homesick for Scotland.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57The bagpipes made them feel better.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Moo! Moo!
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- I'll pop in and give them a tune. - Will you play some more now, Pat?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Course I will!
0:14:05 > 0:14:09I think even Jess likes the bagpipes now, don't you, Jess?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Meow!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14PAT PLAYS THE BAGPIPES
0:14:20 > 0:14:23CROWS CAW
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Subtitles by Laura Jones Red Bee Media Ltd 2006
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