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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Today, Scotty joins the Prank Patrol.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Yes, that's right, Scotty joins the Prank Patrol

0:00:08 > 0:00:10in this very special Best Of episode.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12His mission is to take back the show

0:00:12 > 0:00:17after the Ninjas have risen to fame and gained control.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20All he has to do is come up with the prank of all pranks

0:00:20 > 0:00:21to get back on top.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23LAUGHTER

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Here they come, they're on a roll

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Where they'll strike nobody knows

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# If you have a point to prove

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# They'll make a plan and see it through

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# They'll sign you up to join their crew

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Scotty and the Ninjas too

0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol! #

0:00:46 > 0:00:50'Dear Mum. It's been a while since I last wrote

0:00:50 > 0:00:54'so I thought I'd let you know how things are going at Prank Patrol.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56'I'm doing really well...' Morning.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- '..and seem to be very popular at work.'- Morning!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You are late again, Tweedie!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11'Everyone seems to value my contribution.'

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Ninjas!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24'Well - that was until the Ninjas started rising to fame.'

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- We need some bigger ideas, so... - Coffees, guys?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Can we shoot someone out of a cannon?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32WHISPERING

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Comedy gold, baby, that is comedy gold!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38HE LAUGHS Oh, that is good.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Scotty, is there anything else - something you wanted...?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Well...

0:01:45 > 0:01:47WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS

0:01:47 > 0:01:49ALL LAUGH

0:01:49 > 0:01:52HE HOOTS The farty noise!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54You got him good.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Oh, Scotty...! I think there's some rubbish bins that need taken out.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Good one...

0:02:02 > 0:02:03ALL LAUGH

0:02:04 > 0:02:09Oh, you got him again! Nothing goes right for that guy!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12'Although I'm the host of the show,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15'I think it's really important that I chip in

0:02:15 > 0:02:17'and get my hands dirty like everyone else.'

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Who am I kidding? I can't pull ANY prank off.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27'Oh - it's also important that I remind myself

0:02:27 > 0:02:30'to see the funny side of anything that happens.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34'The Ninjas I work with are really good at pranking,

0:02:34 > 0:02:39'and it's my dream to come up with the ultimate prank to play on them.'

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Ninjas...

0:02:42 > 0:02:46strengths, and weaknesses.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51They're pretty tricky...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55So difficult to catch.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I'm going to get you...

0:02:59 > 0:03:00DOOR SLAMS

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ninjas!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Very sneaky.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Come in pairs...

0:03:08 > 0:03:11All right, on to their weaknesses.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Well...they're pretty short.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Weaknesses. Ninjas' weaknesses...

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Prankable by...explosions?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33'Well, I'll write more soon.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35'I've got to go look over past pranks for inspiration.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39'But that ultimate prank isn't going to write itself...

0:03:41 > 0:03:45'Maybe I could blow up their wheelie bins, like we did in Superglove.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51'Do Ninjas have wheelie bins?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52'Hmmm.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53'Ninjas ride bikes...

0:03:55 > 0:03:56SCREAMING

0:04:00 > 0:04:02'..and drive cars...'

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Genius!

0:04:07 > 0:04:08SHE SCREAMS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- What happened? - I think it's the electricity,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I turned it on... - Oh, dear, that is not good.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16'Hmm. To prank these Ninjas,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19'maybe I need to make my explosions a bit sneakier.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23'I know - I could get the Ninjas when they go to the laundry.'

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Just press the button... OK?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28THEY SCREAM

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Oh, what did you do? - I didn't do anything.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32'Oh, my goodness...'

0:04:32 > 0:04:35'And they definitely ride motorbikes...'

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, my God...

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- What petrol did you guys use? - Just the petrol there. He got it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- You got the petrol? - You told me to take that one.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You didn't read the big label? Can you not read?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51'Hmm... Exploding cream.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54'Or how about exploding cakes?'

0:04:54 > 0:04:56THEY SCREAM

0:04:58 > 0:05:00'Awesome!

0:05:00 > 0:05:05'I know... My ultimate prank will be exploding coffee.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08'The Ninjas will never know what hit them.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13'Dear Mum. Today I tried my exploding coffee cup prank.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16'I had them all wired up and ready to go...'

0:05:16 > 0:05:20OK people, the latest figures for the show have come in.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Shona, do you've the graphs? - I do. First up, we have popularity.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Excellent. So as you can see here, research is telling us

0:05:27 > 0:05:30that Ninjas are what the kids really want to see.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- So good work. Next graph, please, Shona?- Is Ninja-ness.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK, so in terms of Ninja-ness, you can see that the Ninjas

0:05:37 > 0:05:40are doing an amazing job at being Ninjas.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well done, you're right up there.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Well done.

0:05:44 > 0:05:50Scotty, however, is really letting the team down by not being a Ninja.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Yeah, but...

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Sorry, Scotty, something you wanted to add?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58No. It's OK.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- 'It's prank time!' - We need to find a way

0:06:00 > 0:06:02to de-Scottify Scotty,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05and up his Ninja levels - is there something we can do?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Can we get rid of his hair? - 'Huh? Where did the...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11'Well, what I THOUGHT was prank time -

0:06:11 > 0:06:14'until the Ninjas got in before me and took the cups away.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16EXPLOSION

0:06:16 > 0:06:17ALL LAUGH

0:06:21 > 0:06:23LAUGHTER GOES ON

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hey, Tweedie! I think you missed a spot(!)

0:06:26 > 0:06:28ALL LAUGH

0:06:28 > 0:06:31'Well - I guess it's back to the drawing board...'

0:06:31 > 0:06:32WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS

0:06:32 > 0:06:35ALL LAUGH Smell funny!

0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Funny(!)- Oh, that's good.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42'If explosions won't prank those Ninjas,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45'then maybe some old-fashioned scaring.'

0:06:45 > 0:06:47(Startled. Yeah...)

0:06:49 > 0:06:52COMPUTER VOICE: 'Unacceptable. Unacceptable...

0:06:52 > 0:06:54'Terminate video game wall.'

0:06:56 > 0:06:57HE SCREAMS

0:06:57 > 0:07:00'Awesome! Grey Stealth...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04'Now THAT is what I call scared.'

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Genius. Genius!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08CAR ALARM

0:07:08 > 0:07:10'Car alarm? Cool.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12'That'd scare 'em.'

0:07:13 > 0:07:15This is scary... Oh...

0:07:15 > 0:07:16THEY SHRIEK

0:07:18 > 0:07:22'Aliens! Come on, that might scare a couple of Ninjas.'

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Nice one!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27THEY SCREAM

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Stop it, stop it...!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35'Hmm. I don't think the Ninjas are going to be scared of bubbles.'

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Stop, stop!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- SIREN - Something's pretty close...

0:07:40 > 0:07:42'Dinosaurs! Scary!'

0:07:43 > 0:07:47There's something pretty close, guys. I don't know what it is...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49THEY SCREAM

0:07:49 > 0:07:51What...?!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54'Oh, yeah. Now THIS one's scary.'

0:07:54 > 0:07:55SCREAMING

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Oh, my god!- What's going on? What's going on?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06'Hmm... Keep thinking, Tweedie.'

0:08:08 > 0:08:10All right, guys, check this out...

0:08:11 > 0:08:13PRANK PATROL THEME MUSIC

0:08:13 > 0:08:17'Dear Mum. I think I'm definitely on the right path

0:08:17 > 0:08:19'to working out my ultimate prank -

0:08:19 > 0:08:23'until the Ninjas decide to make a few changes to the show.'

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- # ..join their crew... - NINJAS!- ..and the Ninjas too

0:08:25 > 0:08:30# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol! #

0:08:30 > 0:08:32NINJAS CHEER

0:08:37 > 0:08:39'They're just taking over!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42'Today on Ninja Patrol...

0:08:42 > 0:08:46'Kai joins Ninja Patrol as an honorary Ninja,

0:08:46 > 0:08:50'and turns everyone in the neighbourhood into Ninjas too.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52'It's not going to stop me though -

0:08:52 > 0:08:54'even if I DO have to become a Ninja.'

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Cut, cut, cut!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13What...are you DOING?!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Huh...?

0:09:15 > 0:09:20For the 76th time, you've got to think like a Ninja, to be a Ninja!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23But...the suit is just so small...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Am I going mad?! Or did you just speak?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Cos Ninjas never, ever, ever SPEAK!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29But the...

0:09:29 > 0:09:32HE SCREAMS

0:09:34 > 0:09:35KIDS SCREAMING

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Kids...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39THEY SCREAM EXCITEDLY

0:09:49 > 0:09:51'A-ha...

0:09:51 > 0:09:55'epic timing! Maybe it's time to try and scare them.'

0:09:55 > 0:09:57BALLOON POPS

0:09:58 > 0:10:00HE LAUGHS

0:10:05 > 0:10:06THEY LAUGH MOCKINGLY

0:10:06 > 0:10:08WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Ninjas...!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30PHONE RINGS

0:10:33 > 0:10:34CRACK!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46FARTING NOISE

0:10:46 > 0:10:47THEY LAUGH

0:10:48 > 0:10:50CRACK!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53SCREAMING

0:10:58 > 0:11:00PHONE RINGS

0:11:01 > 0:11:06'Dear Mum. Thank you for those two new Ninja costumes that you made,

0:11:06 > 0:11:07'they're great!

0:11:07 > 0:11:13'They fit really well. I reckon I'll be a full-fledged Ninja in no time.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17'I've decided I'm never going to come up with the ultimate prank

0:11:17 > 0:11:20'if I slacken off or feel sorry for myself...'

0:11:20 > 0:11:23By really going hard. Yes...

0:11:23 > 0:11:28'Instead, I've decided to go hard. Very hard!'

0:11:29 > 0:11:33'How about smashing some pins?'

0:11:41 > 0:11:43What...?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm like a curse!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49'Or - maybe we could unleash the power of our Karate Kid on them.'

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's going on here?!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56He's got too much energy...

0:11:58 > 0:12:01We don't want anyone to get hurt... Hey!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07'Or how about the hardcore Muscle Machine?'

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- He's massive... - 'Someone control this kid!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Quiet down...!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- HE GRUNTS - This feels so weird...

0:12:21 > 0:12:24How long was he in there for?!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Tom...!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33'OK. Time to go hard.'

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Look, has anyone seen Tweedie?

0:12:35 > 0:12:41We were supposed to start shooting half an hour ago. Anyone? Tweedie...!

0:12:41 > 0:12:42TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:12:45 > 0:12:48'It's prank time!'

0:12:49 > 0:12:53This behaviour...is unacceptable!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57This behaviour is unacceptable.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03WHISPERING

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Grey Stealth...your fly's undone.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08BEEPING

0:13:08 > 0:13:10HE SCREAMS

0:13:10 > 0:13:12EXPLOSION

0:13:14 > 0:13:15THEY LAUGH

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Aren't you Scott Tweedie from Prank Patrol?- Yeah!- Postcard for you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Love the show, by the way.- Thanks...

0:13:32 > 0:13:35'Dear Scotty, it's wonderful to hear you're doing so well on the show.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38'I'm very proud of you, and I know

0:13:38 > 0:13:40'if you believe in yourself as much as I believe in you,

0:13:40 > 0:13:43'you'll have no problem finding your ultimate prank.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45'Love, Mum.'

0:13:47 > 0:13:49(Yeah!)

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Exploding pants!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54FANFARE

0:13:56 > 0:13:59'Dear Mum. Thanks for the postcard.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02'It arrived just when I needed it most.'

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Scotty. Strengths, weaknesses...

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Well...my MUM really believes in me.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Pranks... where people really believe. Yeah!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Really believe...

0:14:20 > 0:14:23'As usual, I'm looking over past pranks for inspiration.'

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Harry. Yes?- Yeah. - What's your name?- Morgan.- Morgan?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Harry, you're under arrest.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34What for?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Hello? Phillips...?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38What for...?

0:14:38 > 0:14:43You're under arrest for violating national security code 27.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- You have the right to remain...- I don't even know...- Don't talk back!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50'Pranking is all about making your target absolutely believe

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- 'they're in trouble with the law.' - Don't move from that spot.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Kylie. Nice to meet you...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- 'Or meeting a celebrity.' - What's your name?- Dannii.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Dannii?! My sister's called Dannii.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05This is a different location, appears to be the same outfit,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- does that look like you? - Yes, that's me.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Or that you're really a shoplifting granny.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- We'll just watch this footage, takes a bag...- What?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Straight into that bag.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Does that bag look familiar as well? - No. That is me.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- It's definitely you, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26- That's very unusual. You say you'd never behave like this at all?- Never.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28This is just not me.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Or talking to invisible people. - Oh, I have gone insane.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Is that when you were talking? - Yeah, I think so.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- You're talking to him.- Yeah.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- What are you looking for? - He was standing about there.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Lucy says she was having a conversation with someone

0:15:49 > 0:15:53who looked like Sir O'Sullivan,

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- who died 100 years ago.- Yeah.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57She appeared certainly to have...

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Oh, she's talking to him.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Yeah, that's not part of your audition.- Oh, my goodness.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Maybe my imaginary friend resurfaced.- That's really weird.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Or that some speed oil on a bowling ball

0:16:07 > 0:16:09can set things on fire.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- Look what happened. - That can't be the ball.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15This has never happened before.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- How you going, guys?- Hey there, how are you?- Pretty good.- Good.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20This is really bizarre.

0:16:21 > 0:16:27- Whose ball is that?- Erm... - Who's been in my bag?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Is that my ball?- Yeah.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- That cost 3,000.- It's expensive.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Or believing you've crashed the internet across the country.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- SIREN - What the hell did I do?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh, my God!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Why did you do that, Erin? - Oh, my God.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Internet down, you're joking.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well done.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56The whole internet for the whole school is gone.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58More like the whole country.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Time for a breaking news story, I think.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03NEWS JINGLE

0:17:05 > 0:17:09'Reports are filtering in, a major disruption

0:17:09 > 0:17:12'has spread across the city. Traffic lights have gone down,

0:17:12 > 0:17:14'phone systems aren't working.'

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Seriously...

0:17:16 > 0:17:18OVER LOUDSPEAKER: In a line, please.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23No funny business, we've got the whole street surrounded.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25My name's Agent Tweedie. How you going?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Hands on your head, please, guys.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Another hand on your hip.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I want you to walk with your knees high down to me.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Hands on your head.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44'I think I've found inspiration.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49'Dear Mum, eureka!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53'I think I know what I have to do to make my ultimate prank work.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59'All this time I was trying to work out

0:17:59 > 0:18:01'what the Ninjas were bad at

0:18:01 > 0:18:04'so I could use it as a weakness to prank them.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12'When instead, I should've been concentrating on what I'm good at

0:18:12 > 0:18:14'which is everyone knows...'

0:18:18 > 0:18:23Success! '..Is pulling off really, really, really good pranks.'

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Gosh, this is going to be so good.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30'Ninja pants wired and ready to go.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33'They're about to face the biggest prank of a lifetime.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37'Scotty's going to be back on top.'

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Has anyone seen Tweedie? He was supposed to be here half an hour ago.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42I'm here.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45You're supposed to be in your Ninja costume,

0:18:45 > 0:18:46can't you even get that right?

0:18:46 > 0:18:52Well, there's one thing I know how to get right. And that's pranking.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Cop this, Ninjas!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54BANG

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Gran, look at that!

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Look!

0:19:16 > 0:19:22Ha ha ha ha! Oh ho!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, kid, I like your style! Oh, yes I do.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29I'm back! I'm back! Woo!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31So what have we got?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35And that is how I pulled off the ultimate prank

0:19:35 > 0:19:36and sorted it all out.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38That's incredible, I say.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42This whole new approach to pranking is blowing our audience's mind.

0:19:42 > 0:19:48- They can't get enough of it.- Yeah. And Ninja-ness...

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Hey, guys, come on back in and take a seat.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54After all, we're all one big pranking family, aren't we?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Am I right? Yeah.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57WHOOPEE CUSHION BLOWS

0:19:57 > 0:19:59LAUGHTER

0:20:08 > 0:20:10LAUGHTER

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Ninjas!

0:20:11 > 0:20:15'Well, to be honest, almost sorted it all out.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20'Ninjas!'

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You've just been pranked! Pranked!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27You've been pranked! You've been pranked!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You've been pranked. - You've been pranked, Dad.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- You got pranked. - They're going to kill me!

0:20:34 > 0:20:36You've been pranked!

0:20:37 > 0:20:41You've been taken in by the Prank Patrol!