Host For a Day

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Today Pip joins the Prank Patrol. Her mission,

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'get her and best friend Miki a job on telly,

0:00:09 > 0:00:12'throw in some nutty TV hosts that go missing in action,

0:00:12 > 0:00:14'a studio that seems to be falling apart,

0:00:14 > 0:00:17'and the script is set for this Prankie to believe

0:00:17 > 0:00:21'that she's shut down an entire TV station.'

0:00:21 > 0:00:25- # Here we go! - # Here they come, they're on a roll

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# If you have a point to prove

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# They'll make a plan and see it through

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# They'll sign you up to join their crew

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Scotty and the Ninjas, too

0:00:36 > 0:00:40# Here we go, come on, join the Prank Patrol

0:00:40 > 0:00:41# Here we go!

0:00:47 > 0:00:53That's definitely her. Right. Check this out.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Whoo! How's it going, guys? - Good.- OK.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Are you Pippa?- Yes.- Did you apply for Prank Patrol's help?- Yes.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08You're the newest member of Prank Patrol. You'll need that.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12That is your pass to prank. And this. That's your prank jacket.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Mum, is it sweet if we go pranking? - Absolutely.- You're a legend.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- You ready to go, Pippa?- Yep.- Enjoy the peace, we're going pranking.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Will do. Bye!

0:01:27 > 0:01:29'This is Pip. A natural performer.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33'Whether it's stage or screen, Pip loves the spotlight.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36'Almost as much as she loves Smoochie, her pet cockatiel.'

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Hi, my name's Pippa and I need Prank Patrol's help.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43I want to prank my friend Miki. She always over-exaggerates everything

0:01:43 > 0:01:45and it's funny. It'd be great to see her reaction.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54The target of Pip's prank is Miki.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Pip says Miki is a hoot, and in between chatting on the phone,

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Miki and Pip dance up a storm,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03spending all their spare time on new routines.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Pippa, welcome to our spy van. Congratulations, you're in our team.

0:02:09 > 0:02:14We'll help you pull off a killer prank. Who are we pranking?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- One of my best friends, Miki. - OK, so tell me all about Miki.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- What's she into?- She's in my school class and my dancing class

0:02:20 > 0:02:22and she loves going to parties

0:02:22 > 0:02:24and she wants to be a model or a TV star.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28OK. So if you're best friends, why do you want to prank her?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I want to see her reaction. She over-exaggerates everything.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- So it'll be good. - Very dramatic, is she?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Yes.- Oh, that's always good to prank girls like that.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Will she know it's coming? - No. I don't reckon.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Do you have any idea how we could prank her?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43No, that's why I came to you, Scotty.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Well, you said she wants to be a model,

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- she wants to be on TV, so she likes the spotlight, yeah?- Yes.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, I've got a perfect prank in here. Let's check it out.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56So, this prank is made for a girl that loves to be in the spotlight.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58It's called Host For A Day.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01So we're going to make you and Miki personal assistants

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- for some TV hosts for an entire day. Sound like fun?- Yes.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07So then you're going to go in there, help out,

0:03:07 > 0:03:11do some interviews, read some weird and wacky news.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- You're going to show everyone how good you can be. All right?- Yes.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Then the real hosts are taken out of the picture

0:03:17 > 0:03:19so you guys will have to fill in as the hosts.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Then everything is going to go bad and come crashing down around you,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25you girls are going to wreck the studio,

0:03:25 > 0:03:28which is then going to force the entire station to be closed.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Oh, my gosh.- It's going to be a disaster. Sound like fun?- Yes.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Will that freak Miki out?- Yes. - I can't wait to see her.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- This is a big prank. Can you handle this?- I reckon.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Well, we've got a lot to do. So, Ninjas, step on it!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Because we've got to bag some TV stars.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48'For this prank we'll require the help

0:03:48 > 0:03:53'of my old partners in crime, and my good friends, Kayne and Amberley.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56'So I'm expecting the red carpet treatment

0:03:56 > 0:03:58'as we arrive at the TV studio.'

0:04:03 > 0:04:07I feel so at home here at a TV station cos I'm a big star and all

0:04:07 > 0:04:11so everyone's like, "Oh, Scotty!" I'm kind of a big deal.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Hey, guys! I bet you didn't expect to see yours truly here.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17What a thrill for you all.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19See, they love me, look, speechless.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Scotty, it looks like they don't even know you.- They love me.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Security? He's back.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I've got to sign some autographs. I'll see you guys really soon.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33You just stay there. Hey, where's those fans?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35All that and a bucket of sand!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37On that note, that's all we have time for

0:04:37 > 0:04:40but stick around, we'll be back after this.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Bucket of sand, that's such a good gag!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- No, elbows.- OK, tea break, guys. There you go.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Tea!- Cheers, Daz. Hit the sand pit!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Kayne, Amberley, how are you?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Scott.- Scotty. - Pippa, this is Kayne and Amberley.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Pippa!- Hey, Pip. Nice to meet you.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Nice jacket!- Thanks. - Now, guys, we need a favour.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Can you help me out for a prank?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, Scott, been there, done that, mate, bought the T-shirt.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- This is real television. - We're on a tea break.- That guy!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13No, they're just kidding around. They're great mates with me.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I'll get them on board. I've got a plan. Anyway, let's meet Phil.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Pippa, I'd like to introduce you to Phil.- Hi, Pip.- Hi.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Phil is a producer of Studio 3

0:05:24 > 0:05:28so give him an idea of your prank and maybe he can help you out.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Me and Miki will come in for work experience

0:05:31 > 0:05:34and Kayne and Amberley are going to go off set

0:05:34 > 0:05:37so me and Miki are the hosts but everything goes wrong.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I like it! With your friend Miki,

0:05:39 > 0:05:43we can change the autocue and she can get it wrong.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Have you seen one before? - No.- We put the script in here,

0:05:46 > 0:05:49it reflects onto the camera so the host can look at the camera

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- and read their script. - TV hosts use these all the time?

0:05:52 > 0:05:56Kayne and Amberley don't need it. I can't say the same for Scotty.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I don't use an autocue! Wow.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Great chat, Phil. Tanks, mate. Hey, is that meant to be thanks?

0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Don't worry about it, Scotty. - All right. Pip, take this down.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13We'll need an actor to play a producer, like Phil,

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- in the prank, too.- Actually, Scotty, I am an actor. I'm in character.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23Gee, you're good. No, you're really good.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Can we afford you? - HE LAUGHS

0:06:26 > 0:06:31We still need to get Kayne and Amberley involved in the prank too

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- but they seem way too busy.- The Ninjas could get them on board.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Classic! Kayne and Ambo don't stand a chance.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45All right, thanks a lot, Phil. You're going to be great.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- We'll see you at prank time. And let's go this way.- See you.- See you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hey, Frank! No?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57No! No, the sausage rolls!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Huh? HE COUGHS

0:07:12 > 0:07:18And cue Kayne freak-out right about...now.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20KAYNE SCREAMS

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Bingo! Do you want to knock on the door?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Look at me, Scotty! Help me! I can't get this off! I look ridiculous!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I've got a reputation to uphold! Don't laugh! You've got to help me!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- I'll do anything!- Anything?- Anything!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Anything?- Anything!- You know that prank we were telling you about?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yeah. All right!

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- We got a deal, Bozo?- Deal.- Yeah! - HE WHISTLES

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ohh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:58No! Ow! Go easy! I've got sensitive skin!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- I'll be back in one second. - All right, see you soon.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10THEY LAUGH

0:08:14 > 0:08:16THEY LAUGH

0:08:17 > 0:08:21HE LAUGHS

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- What are you doing? Take it off me! - Nice beard, wolf man!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Hey, Amber, that hairdo really brings out your eyes.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31It's not funny! Take it off! It's ruining my life! Take it off now!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'll do anything! Just get it off me! Eww!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Anything?- Anything! Just whatever! Get it off me!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39That prank we were telling you about?

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- When you were too cool to talk to us?- What do you guys want?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- We want you to be in the prank. - Whatever, man. Fine.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Deal, Ned Kelly?- Whatever. How are you going to get this off me?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- I'll get the Ninjas onto it. - HE WHISTLES

0:08:55 > 0:08:59'Latest Prank Patrol member Pip is about to prank best friend Miki

0:08:59 > 0:09:03'into thinking they've made it big as the replacement hosts

0:09:03 > 0:09:07'on a TV show. But will having hosts Kayne and Amberley in on the prank

0:09:07 > 0:09:11'be enough to convince our target that she's caused the whole network

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- 'to shut down?' - ..really unprofessional!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, man, my wig is killing me!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- OK, guys, we all right to go? - Yeah.- Thanks, Phil.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Looking good. I love the hair.- Oh, thanks, Phil.- Pip, can you hear me?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Yep.- Excellent. This is a great practice for your prank. Ready?- Yep.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Over to you, Daz. - Standby, guys, here we go in five,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32four, three, two...

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Good morning, threeples and welcome back to 3 Now!

0:09:36 > 0:09:41And I believe we have a special guest doing the weather for us today, Ann.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Yes, Ken, please welcome an up-and-coming TV star, Pip!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Thanks, guys. Let's start with Brisbane. Why not head to the beach?

0:09:49 > 0:09:54It's going to be a wonderful sunny day and 28 degrees.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Sydney, the home of the opera house, should be expecting some drizzle

0:09:57 > 0:10:00and a chilly 15. Moving on to Canberra,

0:10:00 > 0:10:04there will be mild conditions with a light breeze and 19 degrees.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Melbourne, no blue skies today,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10it's going to be 18 degrees and very, very cloudy.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14For Hobart, the capital of Tasmania, it looks like rain, 12.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Moving on to Adelaide, the city of churches,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21hold onto your hats, it's looking windy at 16 degrees.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Over in the west, it's not looking good. Thunder storms for Perth

0:10:25 > 0:10:29and just 11 degrees. And lastly, Darwin.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Quite unusual for this time of year, a new record of minus-4 degrees

0:10:33 > 0:10:36and snow. And now back to you guys.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Thanks for that, Pipparoni! She looks a little under the weather!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yes, folks, that's all we've got time for

0:10:43 > 0:10:47in this week's edition of 3 Now. Good evening!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Under the weather, Ann. - That was a cracker, Ken. Really.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58OK, Pippa, your prank is looking awesome. You've turned yourself into

0:10:58 > 0:11:02a little TV star. Now we need to give Miki a call and lure her in.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Do you know what you're going to say?- Maybe.- You'll do great!

0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Good luck with the phone call. - PHONE RINGS

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- "Hello?"- Hi, Miki, it's Pippa.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- "Oh, hey, Pippa, how are you?"- I'm good. How are you?- "Good, thanks."

0:11:17 > 0:11:22I'm doing this thing tomorrow and I was wondering if you want to come

0:11:22 > 0:11:24to assist TV hosts on ABC.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28"Yes! Oh, my gosh! Is it like... What are we doing?"

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'm not really sure. We're just being assistants.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- "So we get to go to an actual studio?"- Yeah.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- With TV hosts. On TV. - MIKI SQUEALS

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- "That's going to be so cool!" - Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.- "OK."

0:11:40 > 0:11:43OK. Bye-bye.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- That was awesome! - HE LAUGHS

0:11:46 > 0:11:49How good was that? Do you think she's just a little bit excited?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Yes.- She was doing the... - HE SQUEALS

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- "Oh, my God, we're on TV!"- Do you reckon she's suspicious at all?- No.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Oh, man, this is going to be so much fun! Are you excited?- Definitely.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Well, there's only one more thing to do and that's release the Ninjas!

0:12:05 > 0:12:10'The blueprint for Pip's prank is a top-rating TV show,

0:12:10 > 0:12:12'two TV hosts,

0:12:12 > 0:12:16'a very weird autocue, a weird interview

0:12:16 > 0:12:18'and an electrifying ending.'

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm really excited cos Scotty and the crew have been great

0:12:22 > 0:12:25and the prank day, it's going to be awesome. I can't wait.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27'It's prank time!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32'Pippa and Miki head into the TV studio

0:12:32 > 0:12:36'ready for their new, exciting roles as personal assistants

0:12:36 > 0:12:38'for hosts Kayne and Amberley.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42'And, of course, I'm ready to take up my new job

0:12:42 > 0:12:46- 'as the big boss of the TV station.' - Girls, hello!- Hi.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- You must be our winners. Is that right?- Yes.- Come on in!

0:12:49 > 0:12:54- Welcome to Studio 3. Just watch your step here.- It's so colourful!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Yes, very bright. What we thought we might do is get you on telly.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- 'On telly?'- Cool!- It's very easy. You guys just have to be you.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- 'OK.'- Kayne and Amberley, who are our hosts, they thought it'd be good

0:13:06 > 0:13:10to interview our PA For A Day winners and get to know you.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13'Speaking of Kayne and Amberley, time to send them in.'

0:13:13 > 0:13:15This is Darren. These are our PAs for a day.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- This is Pip. - Hello, how are you?- And Miki.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- This is Kayne.- Pip, is it? - Pippa, yeah.- And?

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Miki.- And Miki.- Miki, yeah.- Cool.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26'With introductions out of the way,

0:13:26 > 0:13:30'it's time to get Pippa and Miki strutting their stuff. Literally.'

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Pip, this side would be terrific. Thanks, Darren.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Recording in three, two...

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Hey, guys, welcome back to Studio 3!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Yes, it's Amberley and Kayne and we're joined by two guests

0:13:42 > 0:13:45who won our Win A PA For A Day competition,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- it is Pip and Miki! Whoo, girls! - Give me some hands!

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- Nice work.- Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhh!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Yeah.- Whatever. Now, guys, I want to hear, you're obviously friends,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01- a funny story. It's time to dob. - Something really embarrassing.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Oh, do you want to show them the walk?- What walk?- The walk!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk! - You know!- What's the walk?

0:14:08 > 0:14:13- Go, Miki.- OK, guys, this is the walk.- Here we go.- Ready, steady...

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Whoa! - 'Did she just walk like a chicken?'

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Whoo-hoo!- That was really crazy! - Looks like a magpie with a sore leg.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Do you want to discuss what that was about?- I don't know what I'm doing.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Really, I don't!- We have got tons in store for you two!

0:14:30 > 0:14:34That's all for now. You guys keep watching Studio 3. See you soon.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Thank you, guys!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- She made me do the walk! - 'She made you, huh?'

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Oh, my gosh! I'm going to die! - What is the deal with that walk?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- I don't even know. - You guys did really well.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Good interview.- Do you know that's going on TV?- Oh, my gosh.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Totally.- Kill me now!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Maybe don't tell the friends. Hey, guys, very natural, very nice.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56'Time now to kick off the first bit of our prank.'

0:14:56 > 0:14:58It's still a bit cold. Did you turn the air off?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- I asked them to.- If you stand there, you can still hear it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- I'm really cold.- Do you want your cardigan?- Could you get it?

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- 'Yes, please!'- Would you like your PA to fetch your cardigan?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Do you mind?- 'Great idea.' - It's on the chair in the corridor.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- It's a red one.- Once Miki's back, we'll organise the next segment.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20'Cool. Hold on. Two sweaters?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22'Wait. No. Miki, that one's got cat hair on it!'

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Thank you, Miki. Cheers.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Oh, put it on, as well! She's a bit shorter than you!

0:15:29 > 0:15:33'What happens when you combine Amberley and cat hair?'

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- SHE COUGHS Better?- I'm better.- Good.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- The air-con's off.- Definitely off.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- SHE COUGHS - 'That doesn't sound good.'

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Are you all right? - There's something in my eye.

0:15:43 > 0:15:49- Are you all right?- Actually... Is this...- That's not your jacket.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53- 'Oops.'- Did you grab the right one? Because I'm allergic to cat hair

0:15:53 > 0:15:58- and if it's got cat hair on it... - 'Oops.'- Was that outside?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I did see two. I was like, "Oh, my gosh, which one do I grab?"

0:16:01 > 0:16:04That was a really serious reaction.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07'Imaginary cat hair can be pretty dangerous stuff.'

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Amberley's pretty puffed up but she's going to be OK.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12'No hosts were actually hurt during filming.'

0:16:12 > 0:16:17I don't know whether she can do the rest of the show. What should we do?

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Go with these guys.- 'Great idea!' - The walk was amazing.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23'With Amberley out of the picture, it's up to Pip and Miki

0:16:23 > 0:16:26'to help Kayne ruin the show. I mean, run the show.'

0:16:26 > 0:16:29We'll go on with the show because we're running out of time.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- We might do the music segment and use Miki. Does that sound good?- Yep.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37'Next up, Miki has been set the task of doing a music new segment.'

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Am I reading that?- Just read it and keep smiling. It's very simple.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45'But to get this right, she's going to have to deal with the autocue.'

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Three, two...

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Hey, guys, you're watching Studio 3. I've got my PAs aboard.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55I'm going to throw now for the music review to Tricky Miki!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58There's been a lot happening in music this week.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01First up, let's talk about Lady Gaga.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Parts of her new album will be recorded underwater.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08If you ask me, that really is gaga. And have you heard Gaga?

0:17:08 > 0:17:13- Gaga. Ga...ga.- 'Huh?'- Gaga.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Stop the tape there if we could. - Stopped, yeah.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21If you ask me, that really is gaga. And have you heard Gaga Gaga....

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- We seem to have a problem. - 'Weird.'- We seem to have a problem.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, my gosh! If they put... Oh!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30That was a complete stuff-up. I probably looked like a freako.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- 'Uh-huh.'- Gagagagaga.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Gaga.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38And I couldn't even smile. I was like... Ga...Gaga.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Oh, my gosh. They're showing me walking... I'm going to cry.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47We're going to get rid of the music news segment.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50'With the music news segment completely unusable,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54'it's time now to see what other things we can get Miki and Pip

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- 'to make a complete mess of.'- Let's get you back in.- We doing this now?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Yes, please. We have got satellite from LA

0:18:01 > 0:18:04and it's Jack McNab, OK? Big movie director dude.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- 'Did he say Jack McNab?' - You guys know him?- No.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Jack McNab? Really? Hollywood director Jack McNab?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15'Or Prank Patrol actor Jack McNab?'

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Make sure that you look down the barrel and don't read the autocue.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Especially you, Miki, after last time.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- 'Ouch!'- Just kidding. Or am I?

0:18:25 > 0:18:31Welcome back to Studio 3! I'm with Pip and Miki, our PAs for the day.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34We're about to cross all the way to LA for an interview

0:18:34 > 0:18:37with big-time Hollywood director Jack McNab!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Jack McNab, are you there?

0:18:42 > 0:18:46'Looks like they're having trouble hearing each other.'

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Jack!- Hello? - Oh, hello. I hear a young lady.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Hello?- Hello. - OK, Kayne, your mic's out.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Theirs are live if you want to feed them questions.- Are you kidding?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- You want me to keep going?- 'With Jack only able to hear Pip and Miki,

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- 'it's up to them to save the day.' - Hey, Jack, you there?

0:19:03 > 0:19:08- Yeah, hi.- I'm Pippa and this is Miki and we'll be interviewing you.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- So, you know my movies, then? - BOTH: Yeah!- Which was your favourite?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- 'Whoops!'- Erm... Erm...

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- You know, just, erm, your recent one. - Oh, right, yeah.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23'Nice save, Miki! Let's see if you can handle some cheeky questions.'

0:19:23 > 0:19:28My friend Miki here says that you're romantically involved

0:19:28 > 0:19:31with some of the actors. Tell us about that.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm not prepared to talk about that.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Let's stick with the movie, shall we?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Last time we spoke to you, you had hair. What happened? Go.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Last time we spoke to you, you had hair. What happened?- What?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45What? My goodness! What kind of question is that?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I came up here to talk about the movie, young lady!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You Aussies, you have no idea about

0:19:50 > 0:19:54talking to Hollywood directors! Let's terminate this!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- 'That was awkward.' - Thanks heaps.- We lost the link.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00'Oh, we've lost the link! Now let's lose Kayne

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- 'and leave the girls to run the show.'- We can't use that at all.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07This whole day has been a mess up from the start and I'm sick of it.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10It's completely unprofessional! If it weren't for these two,

0:20:10 > 0:20:14the whole interview would've been a shambles! I quit! Sorry, girls.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18- I quit!- No, don't quit.- Calm down. - No!- I promise you...

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Forget it!- 'Hissy fit!'

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- 'Great performance!'- That was weird.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I know. - I seriously can't stop shaking.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Kayne literally quits every other week.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32And we always make up, so we are pretty good mates. It's OK.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36We've only got one segment to go, so we figured that even without Kayne

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- and Amberley, you guys could do it. - 'Who needs them?'- Erm...

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Easy.- Yeah, I guess.- 'With Kayne and Amberley out of the picture,

0:20:43 > 0:20:47'it's time to set Miki up for one last killer prank.'

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Stay on the pink spot. This is the drawing from the listener

0:20:50 > 0:20:54so I might give that to you, Pip. Miki, I'll give you the last thing,

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- this little button, the magic box. - 'Hm. Looks like a prank button.'

0:20:58 > 0:21:01When you've said goodbye, give us a bit of a walk

0:21:01 > 0:21:04and that's when you push the button and glitter will fall from the roof.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08- 'Are you sure there'll be glitter?' - Then dance until we say stop.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- All right.- OK. Are you excited?- Yes.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Three, two... - Welcome back to Studio 3!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19We have Miki and Pippa here hosting in for the guys.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24We've got a picture here from little Scotty over in Western Australia.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26It's a really cute picture, I must say.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- 'I'm a natural!' - Scotty definitely deserves a prize.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Anyway, we'll see you guys tomorrow, OK?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Bye, Australia!- Bye! - Let's do the walk!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Come on, let's do the walk!

0:21:37 > 0:21:42- Stay on the mat. And hit the button! - 'Time to push the button, Miki!'

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Hit it hard. - SHE SCREAMS

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- ALARM BLARES - What was that?- Oh, no!- Oh, my God!

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Oh, no! - Stay there, girls. Is everyone OK?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Not again.- 'Whoops.' - Are you all right?- Yeah.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- You didn't get hurt?- Yeah, I'm good. - Which button did you push?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- The green one, I promise! - It was a couple of times, wasn't it?

0:22:02 > 0:22:07- 'Erm, yep.'- We're off the air. There's nothing going? No programme?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11- Oh, that was so...- 'Guys, I think you just broke the TV station.'

0:22:11 > 0:22:14What on earth? What is going on?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17'And here comes the big cheese to get some answers.'

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- The network's down! - He's always mental.- We're off air!

0:22:21 > 0:22:25This is Scott, he's the big executive from the studio.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I was just on my desk watching the TV and there's nothing!

0:22:28 > 0:22:32Yeah, I'm sorry. It was just our PAs for a day were here...

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Right around the country, there is no signal!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37No signal! No signal! Who's to blame?

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Well, Miki pressed the button but it wasn't her fault.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43It's because of the wiring that we've been telling you about.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- What's your name?- Pippa. - Pippa, do you have anything to say?

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Miki, you've been pranked by Prank Patrol!- What?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol!- Oh, my...

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- THEY LAUGH Ohh!- Don't run away.

0:22:57 > 0:23:03Oh, my gosh! I was like, "This day cannot get any worse!" Seriously.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05THEY LAUGH Oh, my God!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- Hey!- Good work! THEY SHOUT

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Good job!- High five!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14That was great, Miki, let's make a movie!

0:23:14 > 0:23:18THEY LAUGH/CLAP

0:23:18 > 0:23:21You have just been pranked by the Prank Patrol. How does it feel?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, I don't even know what to say.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Are you two still going to be friends after this?- Yeah, of course.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Aww! Yeah!

0:23:31 > 0:23:36I feel completely shocked. I had no idea that was going to happen

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- but that was so much fun.- The walk, I knew she'd be embarrassed,

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- but too bad.- That was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life,

0:23:43 > 0:23:46probably THE most embarrassing moment.

0:23:46 > 0:23:51Getting Pippa back? I'm going to try, but beating this will be hard.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54There's only one thing left to do and that's the walk.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Hey, I'm Miki, and I just got pranked by the Prank Patrol.

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