0:00:02 > 0:00:05Today, Taylor Smith joins the Prank Patrol. His mission is to convince
0:00:05 > 0:00:08his best friend Rhys that our ridiculous football coach is in fact
0:00:08 > 0:00:11one of the best in the business. So, will it be a pranking hat trick?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Or will Rhys show us a red card
0:00:13 > 0:00:15and send us off in time for an early bath?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21It's time to roll up our sleeves and get muddy on the pitch.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25This is Prank Patrol,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28where we help people like you pull off the prank of their lives.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Here they come They're on a roll
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Where they'll strike Nobody knows
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# If you have a point to prove
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# They'll make a plan and see it through
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# They'll sign you up to join their crew
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Barney and the Ninjas, too
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Here we go Come on, join the Prank Patrol. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Roll up, roll up. Get your genuine football memorabilia.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57We got every colour you like. We got white, we got red.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00We got red and white. All going just like my budgie, cheap.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hang on a second.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08That's our prankster.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Taylor, did you apply for Prank Patrol's help?- Yeah.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Congratulations. You're the newest member of the team.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Look, there's your pass. You're a VIP.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19A Very Important Prankster. You're also going to need this.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Let's go right hand first. There you go.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Lovely. Fits perfectly. Mum,
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- I need to borrow him for some pranking. Is that OK?- OK. - Excellent. Just take that.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31And take this. And sell that stuff for a decent price, all right?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32See you later. Come on, Taylor.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Meet our newest prankster, 13-year-old Taylor Smith.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Taylor is a chatterbox. His constant babbling
0:01:44 > 0:01:45drives his brother berserk.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Taylor's a football fanatic. But he also gets his kicks from karate.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Let's see if he can take pranking to a HI-YA level.- Yee-ha!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Let's talk business. Who we pranking?- My best friend, Rhys. - Your best friend, Rhys. OK. Why?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Because he's always pranking me. Like sticking stuff on my back.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- What sort of stuff? Like bogeys? - No. He's also sticking signs saying,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- "Kick me."- And do people kick you when he does it?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Yeah.- Terrible. Shall we get him back?- Yeah.- OK.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Before we talk about what we're going to do, let's look at Ninja Surveillance
0:02:15 > 0:02:16and see what they've found out.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Taylor and Rhys have been mates for ages.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And they're always having a laugh together.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You can find them out on the football pitch
0:02:23 > 0:02:25trying to outdo each other with their silky skills.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Rhys loves to joke around.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29And at school, he's known as the class clown.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32But let's see who's laughing when the Prank Patrol come to town.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Now, he right there, Taylor, is known as ripe for the pranking. Let's talk ideas.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- What have you thought about? - Well, I'm thinking sport?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Sport. A sporty prank. Oh...do I have to wear Lycra?- No.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Good. What kind of sport?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Maybe football.- I love football.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53Oh, sorry, Tiddles. Ah, Ninjas, have we done a football prank before?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57We haven't? Good. OK, let's talk.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Football...how? What do we do?
0:02:58 > 0:03:04- Well, I'm thinking like a training camp and there's a really rubbish trainer.- I like that, OK.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- What else can we do?- I'm thinking something technical, like a machine
0:03:08 > 0:03:09that measures how hard his kick is.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Like a shot measuring machine? - Yeah.- I like that. Maybe it's the latest technology.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Maybe this coach has invested in it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17He's dead proud of it. Let's go one better.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20How about if Rhys kicks the ball at the machine, hoping to find out
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- how fast he can kick a ball, and then he breaks it?- Yeah. - Nice. OK, good.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28But to crank up the prank a little bit, we need to have some sort of embarrassment factor,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31So Rhys doesn't want to be seen by anybody ever again.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- I've got it.- What? - Something that every football team has got.- Sweaty feet?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- No.- Long socks.- No.- Gorgeous girlfriends that think they're posh.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- A mascot. - Somebody dressed in a costume.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Rhys is going to be a mascot?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Beautiful. OK. What kind of mascot, though? Something silly.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Something that's nothing related to football. What about a crab?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51A sideways dancing crab.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55That is a genius idea. One of those just for that. Lots of work to do. Ninjas.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Take us to Prank HQ.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08The blueprint for Taylor's football prank is
0:04:08 > 0:04:11one dodgy football coach with some very ropey skills training.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Some smashing football technology.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Add in a fake press conference, complete with a crazy crab suit
0:04:16 > 0:04:20and you've got a prank that's surely going to hit the back of the net.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Welcome to Prank HQ. What do you think?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- It's amazing.- It's cool, isn't it? This is where the magic happens,
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- where we build everything for your prank. Where would you like to start?- We need a silly coach first.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39We do. And I think the Ninjas have found just the man. Follow me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41And here he is. OK, name please?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Andy McHugh. - Right, lad. Show us what you got.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48What about a bit of old school, hey? Bit of Big Ron. It's a game of two halves.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It might be a bit too old fashioned.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Taylor, what do you reckon? - Next!- How about this? Nice and cool.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- If we win or lose, I don't care. - You look a bit too much like a secret agent.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- What do you reckon, Taylor? - It's too businessman for me.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- But I am the special one.- Next.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Next!- All right, big man? You get the ball. You go round the keeper. You go down the right.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10If you no get tackled you, you go past the referee.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Take the ball round. You hit it in, it's a goal, eh?- Next!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Score a goal for the king.- Next! - Thank you very much.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'd love it if you chose this as the coach.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22If this is not him, I don't know what is.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27You're not a million miles away with that. There's something not quite right, though. Taylor?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Lose the wig.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Perfect, you're hired.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35So, from crazy coaches to crazy technology.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- This is Mike, our high tech expert. Hi, Mike.- Hi, Taylor. Hi, Barney.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Good to see you. This is the machine we were talking about. We want to measure the power
0:05:42 > 0:05:44and the accuracy of a football. Will it work?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48What we've got here is a Shot Power On Target System, or SPOTS.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53And all it is is a wooden frame with a piece of Perspex in the centre and some lights along the top.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Here we've got a plasma screen connected to a DVD player.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Every time someone kicks a ball against the Perspex, I'll press a button on here
0:06:00 > 0:06:03and it'll bring up an estimation of the power and accuracy of their shot.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08- But it's completely fake?- Yeah. - Excellent. Can we see what it looks like when we throw a ball?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Yeah. Go for it, yeah. - Right then, Taylor. It's all yours.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17- There it goes.- So, Rhys is going to kick a football. It will hit the screen. Will he believe it's real?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19He'll fall for it because of the big screen.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Excellent. Is this ready to go?
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Pretty much. All we need is the cross hair on the centre so there's something to aim at.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I've got these strips here.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29If you want to take that and put that on.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32We do have one more question for you as well, Mike.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35With regards to the Perspex screen. Do you want to ask him, Taylor?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Yeah, when Rhys kicks the ball, will it shatter?- Yeah, we can do that.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42We'll get the special effects guys on that. When Rhys kicks the ball,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45we'll change the Perspex to shatter glass. It'll shatter on impact.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- So, that he thinks he's completely broken the machine?- Yeah. - Nice one. Mike, thank you very much.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Nice work.- Pleasure. - OK, we'll go and check out the crab mascot costume.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I can't wait to see what this looks like.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Mike, we'll see you in a bit. - See ya.- See ya.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Hey, Nat.- Hi, Barney.- How you doing? This is Taylor.- Hi, Taylor.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Taylor, Nat is Prank HQ's costume expert.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07What she doesn't know about costumes, it ain't worth knowing.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10So, let's talk, shall we? Costumes.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Rhys is going to be dressed as a crab.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Like that. To do a silly dance. We're going to try and embarrass him.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19But you've decided to go one step further, haven't you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Yes. We've decided to make Rhys responsible for this crab outfit.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27Then we're going to tell him to take it into the men's changing rooms, where he's going to leave it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32He'll leave and we'll switch the signs. So when he goes back in, he'll think he's in the wrong room.
0:07:32 > 0:07:38The costume's going to be on the floor. To make it worse, we'll tell him the floor has just been bleached
0:07:38 > 0:07:42and therefore the costume is ruined because all the colours have run.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44And it's all Rhys's fault. What's he going to do?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46He's going to be really embarrassed.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Good. Bit like the costume. You can help do that if you want.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Do you want to give it a spray?- Yeah.- There you go.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Obviously I'm a bit nervous about the prank.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57And I think that it's going to go well.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59But always got that nervous side.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05I think Rhys will react to the crazy coach a bit like, "Ha, what an idiot!"
0:08:05 > 0:08:07And he'll think, "Is he for real?"
0:08:07 > 0:08:09And I think he's going to actually try and get me back.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- How's that?- Good.- Yeah? You going to finish it off for us?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I will do. - We'll leave you to it, Nat.- OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Good work. And while she does that, here's a prank you can do at home.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22A Recipe For A Prank.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Spring Beach.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Summertime at the beach can be very relaxing.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32That is unless you've learnt today's prank. Here's what you do.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Bury your feet in the sand up to your knees.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Then lie down and cover yourself up with a towel.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Put a couple of piles of sand
0:08:40 > 0:08:42where your feet should be, to complete your look.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Then when someone walks by
0:08:44 > 0:08:48straighten your legs, pop up and yell boo!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52This prank is guaranteed to put a little spring in your summer.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59So, yes, I was going to join the union for crab solicitors.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02But the claws were too big in the contract.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Ha! Is he laughing? No. So, do you think Rhys is going to look silly in this?- Yeah.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11This costume's got to be finished off by Nat to make it look bleached and ruined.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13But apart from that, everything's ready. Ninjas.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Load the van.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- Here we are, Taylor. Welcome to Prank Location. What do you think? - Oh, it's great.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49The Ninjas have picked this location because it's ideal to convince Rhys
0:09:49 > 0:09:54- that this training camp is absolutely genuine. Which it's not. You think he'll believe it?- Yeah.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah. Let's do this then. High five?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Let's get set up.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Inside it's a different setting completely. Here you can see that Mike's set up
0:10:02 > 0:10:05our power and accuracy machine. How you doing, Mike?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Good. We've just got a few minor changes to do and then we're all set.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Excellent. So, you'll kick the ball at the screen.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- And Rhys is going to break it. - That's what we like to hear. Thanks, Mike.- OK.- Moving on.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18This will be the first room that you and Rhys get brought to.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- You'll get to meet the first character. That's Andy, our coach. How you doing?- Good. Hi ya, mate.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- Any questions for Andy? - When you're doing the skills,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- could you make it the wackier the better?- I can give it a go.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But obviously with being such a skilful footballer,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- it's not going to be easy. - We've heard all about your skills. Thanks, Andy.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40All right, fellas. If we go this way we can take a look at the football pitch. So, here we are, Taylor.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Your training ground. What do you think?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Oh, it's perfect. It's just what I wanted.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47We don't do things by halves on Prank Patrol.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50We're not going to give Rhys the chance to doubt this is real.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've heard the Ninjas have done some good work inside.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Shall we find out what they're doing?- Yeah.- Follow me.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57So, here we are, Taylor. This is the changing room
0:10:57 > 0:10:59where all the action happens.
0:10:59 > 0:11:04This hanger is where Rhys is going to put the crab costume. And then we all know what happens.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, the signs are going to be changed. And then when Rhys comes back in,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09the costume's going to be on the floor ruined.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13To crank the prank up, we're going to hold a fake press conference.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- He'll have to talk to the press. And he'll have to do the crab dance. - What's that?- I don't know.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I guess he'll just have to make it up on the spot, won't he?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Can he dance?- I don't know. - It's going to be embarrassing. We're pretty much set.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29A few more things need to be set on location. I know just the people to sort that out. Ninjas.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Get to it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Now, this is the bit where I get nervous.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56It's time to call Rhys and make sure he's coming. Now, let's just go through what he knows.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- What have you told him? - I've told him that I'm going on a training camp.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- It's a special one. All the professionals went there.- OK.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- And so you're going to ring him now and say that someone's dropped out?- Yeah.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10And that they've said that you can bring a friend along.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- So, you're going to ask Rhys.- Yeah.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16OK, whenever you're ready, make that call.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Hello?- Hi ya, Rhys. It's me.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Hi, Taylor. - I were on that training camp.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, I know. You said, didn't ya?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Somebody's dropped out. - Somebody's dropped out?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31Yeah. So, they've asked me to ask someone and... do you want to come tomorrow?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yeah. I'll ring you when I get back home. I'm just at Specsavers
0:12:34 > 0:12:36because my glasses snapped at school today.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Right.- I'll ring you back. - All right.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I'll get my mum to ring your mum.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47All right, then. I'll ring you back in like ten minutes or so.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51No. It don't matter because my mum's got your mum's number. So...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- All right.- All right, see ya.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- See ya later.- Bye.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59His glasses broke at school. So, he's gone to get them fixed.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- But he sounds keen, doesn't he?- Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05OK. Well, listen, this will make you even happier. Check this out.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Hi, Taylor. It's your granddad here.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Hope you have a great day with Prank Patrol.
0:13:09 > 0:13:15This is your little brother and I just want to say good luck.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
0:13:16 > 0:13:21Lots of support there. Lovely. It's times like this, I like to remember my time on Prank Patrol.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I take photographs. Would you mind taking a picture of me?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31Ninjas!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06SCREAMING AND GASPING
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Oh, goodness me!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Our prankster Taylor Smith wants to prank his best buddy, Rhys,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28by making him take part in
0:14:28 > 0:14:31some calamity football training at Manchester City's training ground.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Will Rhys fall for our useless football coach and
0:14:34 > 0:14:35his crazy inventions?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Or will the Prank Patrol team score a massive own goal?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40It's all going to kick off now.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44The last time we were in this room, Taylor, everything looked different.
0:14:44 > 0:14:49But as you can see now, things are ready for the prank. Andy's stretching. That's good news.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yes, looking forward to this. I'm ready for this.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Top tips on the board ready to go. - The best in the country.- Excellent.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58There's the press conference set up and ready to go.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00What is Rhys going to do when he dances?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03He's going to freak. Just like the crab, he's going to go red.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08He's going to look silly. That's what we like. Let's point out the hidden cameras. One up there.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10There's one behind Andy stretching.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14One up in the corner. And one just down there. Hi. OK.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16This room is ready. Let's check out the SPOTS machine.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Cheers, Andy, have a good one. - OK, Barney, see you in a bit.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Since the last time we saw it, it's had some more wires put in. Any idea what they're for?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Sparks. Because when Rhys kicks the ball, that's going to be swapped for sugar glass.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31It's going to shatter and sparks are going to fly out.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- What's his face going to be like? - He'll be mortified.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Good. So, that room's sorted. We've got the SPOTS sorted.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Are you sorted?- Yeah.- Let's do it. Go and get changed. - When are you going to get changed?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I have got ch... Oh, very funny.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Quick, he's coming. Ninjas, hide the van.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52To recap, the blueprint for Taylor's football prank is...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55one, dodgy football coach with some very ropey skills training.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Some smashing football technology.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Add in a fake press conference, complete with a crazy crab suit,
0:16:00 > 0:16:03and you've got a prank that's surely going to hit the back of the net.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10It's prank time!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14There's Taylor and his mum waiting for Rhys to arrive.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Ah, here he comes in a taxi.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Rhys thinks he's here at the Manchester City training complex
0:16:20 > 0:16:22to take part in a training day with the pros.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Little does he know but he's about to get seriously wrong footed
0:16:25 > 0:16:28by the silky skills of the Prank Patrol.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Let's send the boys to meet Big Dave. And let the pranking commence.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- Right, you must be Rhys, yeah?- Yes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Hello, mate. I'm Dave, head coach.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39And sports nutritionist Dave's going to get the guys into the football bibs,
0:16:39 > 0:16:43complete with hidden microphones, so that we can hear everything they say.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46First up, a slightly unorthodox football seminar,
0:16:46 > 0:16:50hosted by none other than our crazy coach, Andy. Let's see what Rhys makes of it.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52..the Shots Power On Target systems.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- Andy, I've got the next two, mate. - Right, good. Lads, off you go. Right,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Rhys, why weren't you here yesterday, first of all?- I didn't know about it.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- You didn't know about it? - Until Taylor told me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Well, you missed all the interaction with all the other players.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07We're going to be doing passing and moving.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10We're also going to be doing the SPOT system.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Have you heard anything about this? Have you not told him?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Shots Power On Target Systems.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18OK? It's pretty simple. There's a machine...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20it can analyse how hard you hit the ball.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It can analyse how accurate you can hit the ball.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26And if you can manage to get the two together, you could get 70, 80%.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31Maybe like me, 90%. And maybe like me, you could maybe get a trial for Celtic.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Not that I'm showing off, but I did have a trial for Celtic.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35When I was a bit older than you.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I didn't want to move, but that's another story.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Right, I'm going to give you six pointers. Number one,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44winning over the ref. Have you ever tried this?
0:17:44 > 0:17:49So, say the ball's gone out off your shin. It's their throw in.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- You've never gone, our ball?- Yeah.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- You have.- Crazy rule number two.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Keep the ref happy. How would you keep the ref happy? - Not being dirty.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well, it depends where he is, doesn't it?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Here comes rule three.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Fool the ref. This is what we're going to learn today.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Fool the ref. Number four, keep on the blind side of the ref.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Simple. What the ref doesn't see won't hurt him.- And that's rule five.
0:18:13 > 0:18:19Number six, and the most important, is always respect the referee.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Of course, you should always respect the referee and we truly mean that.
0:18:22 > 0:18:28All the other rules have been made up purely to make Rhys look silly on the pitch, as you're about to see.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- One more time. - Always respect the referee.
0:18:30 > 0:18:36Thank you. I think it's time for us to see what you're all about. So, let's get out there, boys.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40- Let's go.- So, despite the crazy tactics the coach has just taught the boys,
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Rhys still seems to be believing everything. And why not?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Perhaps this could be his big break into the Premier League. And one day
0:18:47 > 0:18:51he could walk out of the tunnel to play in front of thousands.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Well, let's see how he gets on in training first. First up, crab running?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Nice and fast.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Control, pass. Not to me, to him.
0:19:00 > 0:19:07Of course, at the moment, Rhys has absolutely no idea that we're about to prank him. Love this job.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Watch Andy go now. Skill at it's best.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Next up, goal celebrations.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19This is one of the most important exercises you'll ever learn.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's the art of celebrating a goal.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24A little...
0:19:24 > 0:19:29That was me. Peter Crouch. I taught him that. So, this line...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Now remember every other boy here is in on the prank.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35It's only Rhys that doesn't know what's going on.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37And he's got absolutely no idea that this is all fake.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42Just up to about half way. You've scored the goal there. You do your celebration
0:19:42 > 0:19:44and you come back. So, think of something original.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Think about how you'll celebrate.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48WHISTLE BLOWS
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Back.- Not bad. But come on, boys. You can do better than that.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Ah, well. A little roly-poly. A few arrows there. That's a bit better.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07Right, we're going to do it one more time. This time I want you all to think of something original.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10You've got a celebration in mind, have you, Taylor?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Let's see what the boys come up with.- Go!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Ah, that's more like it, lads.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21These celebrations are looking a lot more Premier League.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Right, go.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Ah, the old boot polish celebration. What a classic. Nice one, Rhys.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Gather round, gather round.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Now it's time for the boys to learn about the darker side of football.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well, let's just say we want to...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40shall we say... fool the ref a little bit.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43It's the way football's gone these days, unfortunately.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Yup, the boys are about to be taught how to dive. And it's good timing.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Because I think the rain is about to set in.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I'm going to take the ball. Jog behind me. Nice and tight.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Just like you're chasing, you know, if you're a defender.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I'm away. You're trying to keep in touch with me.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Don't tackle me now. You ready?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Right, go. Stay nice and close. Nice and close.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Now, at Prank Patrol, we certainly don't support cheating in football.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09But it's a great way to get Rhys to look as daft as possible
0:21:09 > 0:21:12while rolling around on a wet playing field.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14And trip.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Quick, recover it. Up you get. Nothing wrong with you.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Rhys is really throwing himself into the diving.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29So, I think it's time to crank the prank and introduce him
0:21:29 > 0:21:31to the latest in sports technology,
0:21:31 > 0:21:32the SPOTS machine.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34It's my baby. I'm pretty proud of it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36What's the highest so far, Mike?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- I think we've got a 96.- A 96?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Remember, this machine doesn't actually do anything.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- But it looks good. - No, it won't break.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It's unbreakable glass. Literally unbreakable.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Well, it's unbreakable at the moment.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, dear.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Unlucky.- OK, so up steps Taylor
0:21:53 > 0:21:55to convince Rhys that the SPOTS machine actually works.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Good effort. That was close.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Great. So, Rhys has seen the SPOTS machine working.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03So, let's send in Big Dave with the crab outfit
0:22:03 > 0:22:08that the boys will have to take to the changing room for the next stage of the prank.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10There's that urgent package for you, mate. Sorry.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Brilliant, brilliant. Thank you very much. Thank you. - There you go.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Thank you. Right, listen, is this your partner?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Yeah.- Right, do me a favour.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Take that. That's for me press conference.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24That's me mascot. Take that into the male dressing room.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Unravel it. It'll all be in bubble wrap.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31- I'll be back in a minute. - OK.- Then you you can have a go, don't panic.- All right.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Ah, right. Carry on, lads, carry on.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35So, off go the boys to the male changing room
0:22:35 > 0:22:40to hang up the mascot outfit. The boys are going to find the box is wrapped really tightly.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41This is for a good reason.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Whilst the boys are struggling to get the box open, in go the Ninjas
0:22:45 > 0:22:47to perform the old switch-a-roo with the SPOTS machine
0:22:47 > 0:22:50by adding the shatter glass. Smashing job, Ninjas.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Meanwhile, back in the changing rooms...
0:22:52 > 0:22:57- What is it?- It's a crab. It's King Crab.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- We've got to hang it up, haven't we?- Have we?- Yeah. He said hang it up.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07So, that's the crab suit planted. Let's get back to the SPOTS machine,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- because it's Rhys's turn. - Stand back, lads.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13He's allowed two goes. Two attempts to try and get 96.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14OK, go.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19GASPING AND SHOUTING
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Rhys!
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- What's going on?- I don't know.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What do you mean, you don't know?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30His kick... It must have been really hard or something.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32His kick? He's not Superman, is he?
0:23:32 > 0:23:37What's going on? Mike... I don't believe this!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Rhys!
0:23:39 > 0:23:45Unbreakable glass, you said. Unbreakable! Unbreakable.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Give me that ball. What did... did you do something to the ball?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Steady on, Andy. You've managed to break our camera.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'm sorry about that, lads. I'm sorry. I wasn't very professional.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Who...who took the mascot to the... - Us.- Where is it?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- In the male ones.- Male what? - Changing rooms.- Show me, show me.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I've got a feeling it's not going to be in there, though.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11Because while the coach is bickering, in go the Ninjas to perform a double switch-a-roo,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14with the costume in bleach and the changing rooms signs,
0:24:14 > 0:24:17which all together makes a hat trick of switch-a-roos.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Good work, Ninjas.- That is not my...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22that is my suit.
0:24:22 > 0:24:29- What did you do with it?- We hung it up!- I told you - the male one, because of the bleach. Oh!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33So, not only have you hung the costume in the wrong changing room,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35it's fallen on the floor and managed to turn itself pink.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- It's going to look stupid! - I've got a press conference.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41This...this is supposed to be our new mascot.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It's supposed to red. It's supposed to be a crab, King Crabby.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46When have you ever seen a pink crab?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Well, you can argue about it all day, Andy. But the fact of the matter is
0:24:50 > 0:24:53that Man City's new mascot outfit has been bleached, ruined,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55and all of this at the worst possible time.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Because it's just about to be unveiled to the world's press.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- And here he is, here's Coach. - Right. Just, come in now, boys.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05This is King Crab. Thanks for coming, everyone. Sorry we're late.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Can we take any questions about the academy?
0:25:08 > 0:25:14- Can you tell us about your revolutionary SPOTS machine? - Yeah, yeah. It's all going well.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19We just been having a go on it, haven't we? It's unbreakable glass.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Any more questions? - Yeah. I have to ask, what is the motivation for the new mascot?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Is this a sideways approach to football?
0:25:29 > 0:25:34Yeah, it's...yeah, it's King Crab. He's our new mascot. Which is, you know, for football in the community.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39A lot of people like to take football forward. We're going to take a sideways step, as you said.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42So, we've got King Crabby.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45As you can see, our young model here is going to be sporting King Crabby.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- Shouldn't the crab be red?- Well, you know, it's a semi-cooked crab.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- So, not everything goes according to plan.- You can say that again.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You know, maybe just have a pink crab.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Come on, Crabby, give us a dance.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Obviously we're not fully prepared for...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02(WHISPERS) Do a little dance. Run up and down...
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Ah, brilliant. Look at Rhys.
0:26:03 > 0:26:10Could he look any more stupid? That is the prank equivalent of a 40 yard screamer from the edge of the box.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13But I think we should put him out of his misery for now.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Any more questions? - I have a question, actually.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Who's this good looking guy?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Could I ask you a question?
0:26:19 > 0:26:25- In fact, no, Taylor, could you make a statement, please?- You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31APPLAUSE
0:26:31 > 0:26:32- Barney!- How you doing?
0:26:34 > 0:26:39So, let's talk about the costume, shall we? Looks fabulous.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43- How you feeling, Rhys?- Fine. - That's not a real microphone. Did we get you?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Yeah.- A round of applause for Rhys, everybody.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48APPLAUSE
0:26:48 > 0:26:52When we were doing the dive, Rhys was being competitive, like, to do the best dive.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56And he were jumping all over the place. And I couldn't stop laughing
0:26:56 > 0:26:59because he was, like, proper taking it seriously.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01It was funny outside because we were diving and stuff.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- And I thought it was actually real. - Best part of the prank for me? Can I have two, please?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09My first one was when Rhys smashed the screen on the SPOTS machine.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15His face was like really shocked and it was proper funny.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20That was somebody who thought he was in trouble. Always good. Second was the crab dance.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I mean, you can't beat the crab dance. Did you see him go?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25He even went sideways. Classic stuff.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26I think Rhys will get me back.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29But I don't think it'll be as big as what I've done.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Well, that's the final whistle for this episode of Prank Patrol.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I hope you enjoyed it. I love it when a prank comes together.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Who knows? The next time we pull a prank, it could be on you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Now, that's what you call a hat trick.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44What? Ah, referee!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46That was a good joke.