0:00:02 > 0:00:05Today Eliza Boardman joins the Prank Patrol.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Her mission? To prank her best friend
0:00:07 > 0:00:11into believing she's in a Bollywood music video.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14This is Prank Patrol, where we help people like you
0:00:14 > 0:00:17pull off the prank of their lives. And action!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Here they come they're on our road
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Where they'll strike nobody knows If you've a point to prove
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# They'll make a plan and see it through.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# They'll sign you up to join their crew. Barney and the ninjas, too.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Here we go, come on join the Prank Patrol. #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oooh!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ahhh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I taught him everything he knows.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09That was wicked, nice work.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, hang on a second!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Who's that? I thought it was.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16That's our prankster! Ninja, go get her.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Hey!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Let's go get our prankster.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Eliza?- Yeah. - You need Prank Patrol's help?- Yeah.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44You're the latest member of the team.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Awesome.- Look at that, lovely.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You're also going to need this.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51That is your pass to prank.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Cool.- Mum, I need to borrow her, is that OK?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Fine.- Lovely, follow me. See you later.- OK, bye!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Meet our newest prankster, nine-year-old Eliza.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08This pink loving lady is a shopaholic
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Her shoe collection is bigger than her mum's.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Eliza loves singing and dancing.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Can this performer pull off a perfect prank?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Welcome to the Prank Van, what do you think?- Awesome.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Who are we pranking? - My best mate, Joli.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's always the best mate! Why Joli?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29She's a bit of a diva. And she likes to take over
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- our singing and dancing. - Does she do that?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Let's find out about this Joli.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39Ninja surveillance will tell us all we need to know. Take a look.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Eliza and Joli have been best mates forever.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46They are karaoke queens who love all things girly.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Eliza calls her Jolly because she's so happy.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Will Joli still be made-up after a dressing down from us?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57She is what's known as, ripe for the pranking.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Definitely.- Let's talk ideas.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02We like singing and dancing - a prank about that?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I have a bit of background in music.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's true. I recorded some albums actually.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I happen to have them, you know, just carried around.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Barney's Yuletide Swing. - Not Christmas.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Not Christmas?- No. - This, right, country and western.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- No.- OK. This one, Barney's Bhangra Bonanza? Look at that!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24- Great!- You like Bollywood?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Yeah, we did it in school.- With Joli?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Yeah. - Let's do a Bollywood music video.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Let's have a stroppy superstar? - Stroppy superstar!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Yeah.- How will Joli annoy our superstar?
0:03:36 > 0:03:41Joli could be doing her hair or something, and it all goes wrong.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Brilliant. OK, so she's going to do that. We need costumes.- Yeah.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48You dress in a really nice costume...
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- And Joli in a silly outfit.- Why don't we crank it up a bit further?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- The set falls down at the end?- Yeah! - Happy with that?- Yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- One of those. I've got a cool joke for you.- Oh, great.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- What is a rabbit's favourite music? - I don't know.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Hip hop.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- No, it is though, isn't it?- No.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- All right, let's do the... - Ninjas, take us to Prank HQ.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26The blueprint for Eliza's Bollywood prank is,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30one fake Bollywood music video with one stroppy superstar.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Add in some crazy costumes and a collapsing set
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and you've got all the ingredients for a prank
0:04:35 > 0:04:38worthy of the Bollywood big screen.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Cheers, ninjas. So, here we are, Eliza.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Welcome to Prank HQ.- I love it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I love it, too. This is where you're pranking dreams
0:04:47 > 0:04:49become pranking reality.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52There's quite a lot to do so I've called the ninjas already.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Where would you like to start?- Let's start with the Bollywood superstar.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59The Bollywood superstar, a very good...
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Can you hear music?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04BOLLYWOOD STYLE MUSIC
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ooh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Uh-oh...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Now that is what you call a performance.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Eliza, meet your Bollywood superstar.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Hi.- No, not you two.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22You two, get lost, you were no good.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yeah, get out, and think about what you've just done.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Shazira, Eliza.- Hiya.- Hiya.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30You are our Bollywood superstar with those wonderful moves.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35We need you to be showbiz. You look quite dainty, butter wouldn't melt,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38but you need to be a diva. Show us what you can do.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Show you what I can do? Show you what I can do?!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Darling, I've been in this business for years.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47She could do it, what do you reckon?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- It scared me. - How about the diva thing?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52"No, you didn't!" Can you do that?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54She you can, as well!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57We need dance moves, proper ones, not just those,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59so Joli can get involved.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Follow me, I'll make you Bollywood stars.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Shazira, I'm very impressed.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Not only are you teaching us Bollywood dance moves,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08you've bought a Taj Mahal set!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Look at that. Ace!- It's not real.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I've got the ninjas to put a green backdrop on
0:06:14 > 0:06:17so that we have a variety of Bollywood backgrounds.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Of course, that's TV, that's what you do. I was just pointing it out,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- so that Eliza knew what was going on.- Yeah, right.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Let's get some dance moves nailed. What shall we do?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yeah, we'll start off from here.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31One and two and three.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I love Bollywood dancing. My favourite move is the chicken.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37How is this a chicken? Pretty weird chicken.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39The worst at the chicken move was Barney.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42He kept doing it like a proper chicken.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Joli will laugh through the prank because I don't think she'll know
0:06:47 > 0:06:50it's a prank and she'll be really good at the dance moves.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I'm worn out.- Yeah, enough of that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Stop the music. I think we've got our dance moves. Happy?- Yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Thank you. Lovely to meet you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01High five. See you on prank day.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03See you later, thanks a lot. Bye.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Barney, costumes?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Don't worry. Me and the ninjas have been speaking. Wait there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12What do you think? I've got the authentic dress on.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Got the girly look for you, too.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Bright colours, sequins, sparkly stuff, a bright yellow one the same.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Awesome. I thought we were wearing silly outfits?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We are going to wear silly outfits. Well, Joli is,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27that's the whole point. Ninjas!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30We're going to pretend Shazira's a nut ball
0:07:30 > 0:07:33and likes animals in her videos, as they bring good luck.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36We have a bald eagle, of course,
0:07:36 > 0:07:40and we have a monkey, sort of, beary thing going on.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41There you have it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44What'll Joli do when she dresses up like this?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45She'll freak! She loves fashion.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Good, that's the idea. Thanks, ninjas. Off you go. Lovely work.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52With all this dancing and getting changed,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'm a bit hot under the collar, really.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58In fact, can I get some water, please?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hee-ha!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Ninjas!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34How awfully rude.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- We'll get the ninjas to play some Bollywood stylee tunes.- Yeah.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- We listen and then pick our favourite.- Yeah.- OK?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Take it away, ninjas.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Track one.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50OUT OF TUNE MUSIC
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Out of ten, I'd give it a minus six.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56The performance was lousy and the track was even worse.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You've been told. Next, please.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01TUNEFUL MUSIC
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Straight away that's better, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10The performance was still really lousy, but the track was awesome.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Ninjas, we're happy, thanks.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15We've got our tune, which means we've got our music.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Now we need lyrics.- Yeah.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20So, a good place to start would be the name of it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- What's it called? - Bollywood Superstar.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Perhaps shorter, Bollywood Star? - Yeah.- Bollywood Star?- Yeah.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29OK. We should have that in the chorus, shouldn't we?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32How about we're all going to space, Bollywood stars?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- I'm going to be a Bollywood star? - Yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Something that rhymes with star? Car.- Jupiter.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Jupi-tar.- Jupi-tar.- Jupi-tar.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- How do get Bollywood star and Jupi-tar?- Stars are bright.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Shining bright.- Like Jupi-tar.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46She's good. "I want to be a Bollywood star,
0:09:46 > 0:09:51"Shining bright like Jupi-tar". Love that line. Lovely, chorus done.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Now let's get it recorded.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Eddie is our top record producer.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Say what you need. - We need to record lyrics.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- The ninjas are just finishing off. - The ninjas have been in there?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Oi! That's enough of your rock 'n' roll antics, thank you very much.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Out you get, it's Eliza's go. Thanks very much. Ready to do this?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Yeah.- After you.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ready, Eddie?
0:10:17 > 0:10:21# I want to be a Bollywood star Shining bright like Jupi-tar
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- # Riding in a big flash car... # - Great voice.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25# The world will know who we are
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# Shazira's back with a slamming track... #
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Not sure about Barney.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# It don't matter where you've been or where you're at
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# She's coming at you faster than a shark attack! #
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Great. It's in the can.- Excellent.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- I'm happy, how about you?- Yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's cool we're singing on the track and Joli won't know.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45That's the thing, we're singing and she'll have no idea.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm well happy with that. Lots more to do for the prank.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50While we do that, here's one you can do.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00So, want to freak out your friend?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03All you need for today's prank is a big mirror
0:11:03 > 0:11:05and a bar of soap. Take your soap
0:11:05 > 0:11:09and draw a spider webby broken glass design all over the mirror.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Next, make a smashing sound by throwing some metal spoons
0:11:12 > 0:11:14into a cardboard box.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15SMASH!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20This is a great prank for your target to reflect on,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23and it's also quick to clean up. Result!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- Eliza, you may be wondering why we have some ingredients here?- Yes.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30We'll make a smelly breath mixture for one of our actors
0:11:30 > 0:11:34who then breathes on Joli and says things like, heeeello.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Oh, stinky!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- I haven't drunk it yet.- I know.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Cheeky. What have we got? Onions, bananas,
0:11:41 > 0:11:45onion rings, garlic, smelly blue cheese, tomato salsa
0:11:45 > 0:11:48and these are spring onions, ultra smelly,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51but not very springy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Let's start off with tomato juice.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Pour some in there? - OK.- Please don't try this at home,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59we are trained professionals at making smelly mixtures.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Lovely. Whack it all in. Let's get some onions in there as well.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06What else? Banana. Do you want some banana in?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Yeah.- Have it. Smelly cheese?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Have it. Garlic? Plenty of that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Onion rings, good.- Some of that.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Some salsa as well.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Where's the roof? Oh, here it is.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Right, I'm a supervising adult and I'm very responsible.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Press the button.- OK.- There we go.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Oh, this absolutely...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29stinks.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34- How are we doing?- Oh, that smells!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Oh, if only you had smelly-vision at home!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Right, let's give this a go.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Would you like some? There you go.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Have some of that.- No.- OK, I'll just pour a bit in there, as well.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Nice. OK. I've got to say, I do feel sorry for the actor drinking that.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55How about you drink some? To see if it tastes nice.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58OK. Cheers.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's nice, so ho-o-ow does that smell?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Oh!- That's awful. That's going to work a treat.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Mixture is made, what's missing? - Beauty products that go wrong.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16The beauty products that go wrong. Yes, in this case, hair mousse.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19A very special brand designed by our ninjas.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Right, they'll give it to Joli.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24When she sprays this it's going to go very wrong.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27In fact, let me show you. Ninja!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Here's one I made earlier,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31a ridiculous hairstyle that no star would be seen with.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35But for demonstration purposes it works quite well.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38There's your hair mousse, you're Joli for this, OK?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Oh, there we go!
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Quick, get the hair back on.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43It's got to go on the hair.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's all going terribly wrong.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49That's what'll happen to our star. Ninjas, you're a great sport.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- Well, you enjoyed yourself, didn't you?- Yeah!- Very nice.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55That'll be a huge mess that Joli will make.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Our diva's going to strop right at her. Only one more thing to do.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Ninjas, load the van!- Yeah, quick.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Whoa! I've never been in a TV studio before.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22There's a first time for everything. Because this is a real TV studio
0:14:22 > 0:14:25where real people work, it has all the right areas.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29There's where the director sits, directing the action, here.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31This is where our Bollywood set's going to be.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Is that where it will fall down?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yes. Joli will be having quite a tough time
0:14:36 > 0:14:39ruining the hairdo of the Bollywood superstar,
0:14:39 > 0:14:40and the monkey suit.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Awesome.- We need to start getting things in here.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Do you want to tell them? - Ninjas, get to it!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yeah, come on, make it snappy!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- I'm nervous, are you nervous?- Yeah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- I'm really nervous, are you?- Yeah.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03You're right to be nervous, we've got to call Joli
0:15:03 > 0:15:05and make sure she'll be here.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07So, what does she know so far?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11My sister's doing work experience on a Bollywood music video.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14She said I can take a friend and we can dance and watch.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- OK. Ready?- Yeah.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18You're on speakerphone. Good luck.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Hello.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Hello, Joli.- Hi, Eliza.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27I wanted to ask, are you still coming to the dance tomorrow?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Yeah, I'm wearing either my black skinny jeans or...
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- ..my grey ones with a top and a jacket.- Awesome.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Well, I think I've got to go now.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- OK.- See you.- See you. Bye.- Bye.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, Eliza...
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- I just ended the call. - You've cut her off.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49She might ring back. What happens if she does
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- to try to find out what you were going to say?- Don't know.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I see the fashion thing. Talking about, jeans
0:15:55 > 0:15:56and a skinny top and...
0:15:56 > 0:15:58She's definitely falling for this.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Yeah.- One of those, high five.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04High two. High one. And go.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Our prankster, Eliza, wants to prank Joli
0:16:07 > 0:16:09into believing she's starring
0:16:09 > 0:16:12in a Bollywood pop video. But will the prank be a smash hit?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You're about to find out.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- And voila!- Whoa!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Welcome to your little slice of India.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20- I love it.- The ninjas are good.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Ah, Zahid.- How's it going, guys?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- You're our smelly breath actor. - I am.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Have a sip and a sniff, make sure it's smelly enough.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Oh, that smells!- Actually stinks.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Could you go and get into position? Thank you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Don't brush your teeth!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- We need our director and our floor manager.- Yeah.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Played by Prank Patrol's actors, Rachel and Rob. Hello.- Hiya.- Hello.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- What would you like to say? - I want you to be very in control.- OK.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- And you to be very clumsy. - I can do clumsy. I...
0:16:49 > 0:16:52There he goes. Like he was made for the part.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Over here we've got fans. This is the big finale.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57You'll get told to turn on the little fan, just for effect,
0:16:57 > 0:17:02but it won't be powerful enough. Joli has to turn on the big fan.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Problem is, it won't turn off
0:17:04 > 0:17:07and it's going to blow everything over and make a mess.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- She'll scream.- Hope so. Two things left to do,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- everyone into positions, thank you. And?- Ninjas, hide the van.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21It's prank time!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25Here comes Joli. There's Eliza ready and waiting to prank her.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Bollywood crew looking ready, so let's bring in the girls
0:17:28 > 0:17:30to meet our director, Rachel.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35- Rachel, here are our two guests. - Oh, hello, darlings.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- What are your names again? - I'm Eliza.- Eliza.- Joli.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You'll be working with one of Bollywood's top actresses.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44She's a beautiful lady.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- I'm going to get you to do hair and make-up, OK?- Yeah.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53This is Wayne, our floor manager. He'll be explaining a bit to you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- THROUGH MEGAPHONE:- I'm all right, I'm OK.- Thanks, Wayne.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00They'll be helping Shazira's hair and make-up.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Can you show them where she is, and they can get on with that?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Yeah, I'll take them. I'll take them through.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Could you to stop talking on that? We're right here.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Oh, sorry. Sorry, everybody! Sorry about that!- It's unnecessary.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Great work from Calamity Wayne. Now he's taking the girls
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- to meet our Bollywood diva. - Miss Shazira.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Shazira Khan, you've heard of her?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- No. - You've never heard of Shazira Khan?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- No.- She's, like, in India, she's the biggest star in there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Like, bigger than the Queen.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I can't wait.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Thank you, thank you again, Miss Khan.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36No, it's not a problem.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Do you want to come in?- Hiya. - Hello.- Are you all right?
0:18:39 > 0:18:44- Yeah.- OK, just come in. Miss Khan, the girls were wondering
0:18:44 > 0:18:47if there's anything that they can do to help you today?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Well, my hair looks frizzy, so do you want to put...
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- something on it?- How about the mousse we rigged at Prank HQ?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Oh, dear.- It's very expensive.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- We have it flown in from India.- OK.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04I'll just shake... Can I give you that one?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Thanks. OK. If you just hold them into place.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh! Whoa! Stop, stop, stop!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry. So sorry! What...
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Oh, it's the pressure from the... Miss Khan, I'm so sorry.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- What have you done?- Have they just come off the aircraft?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31We've got five minutes till we get on.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Sorry.- The cans haven't been unpressurised from the flight.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- There's only a little bit... - Right, you're in trouble, mate!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, it's fine, it doesn't...
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Have I got any on me?- Yeah.- No, no, it's fine.- Everywhere's a mess.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48Guys, just hang on here. It's not... I think I'm in big trouble.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You guys are OK. I'll try and smooth it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- OK.- Can you try and just wipe the top down and don't touch...?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Oh, this is not happening! - I can't believe he just did that.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01So, while Calamity Wayne heads off to calm down our superstar diva,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03the girls try to clean up the mess.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06It must be time to crank up the prank and send in director, Rachel,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08who needs their help.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Another catastrophe. My dancers have let me down again.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I'm asking you a massive favour.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Can you either of you dance?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Yeah.- You can?- Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Please would you do me a favour and be my backing dancers?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Yeah.- Thank you so much. Come with me, let's get your dresses.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27With the cameras ready to roll, Rachel wastes no time
0:20:27 > 0:20:32in teaching Eliza and Joli the dance moves for the Bollywood music video.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Will the girls be able to keep up with our stroppy diva?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Brilliant.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39OK, let's go for a take on this one.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# I'm going to be a Bollywood star... #
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Actually, the girls are doing pretty well,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- but we can't let them know that. - Come on, girls.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Please don't let the side down.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Shazira, you're spot on. Come on, girls. Don't lose it.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Rachel, Rachel.- Sorry, can you just cut there, please?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Is everything OK?- It's not working. - Really, what...- There's no energy.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- I want my animals, as well.- OK.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Don't worry. We'll sort something out.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Go get a glass of water. - Yeah.- Thank you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Water, please, water.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Gather round. Shazira, she's one of a kind,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16you've just got to go along with it. She very much believes
0:21:16 > 0:21:21that animals bring good luck. We didn't have those animals here,
0:21:21 > 0:21:23the dancers would have been in those costumes later.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26She won't get a number-one hit without them.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28We have a gorilla and an eagle.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Played by yours truly and a ninja. - Her favourite animals
0:21:31 > 0:21:33in the world is a monkey and a chicken.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I know it sounds a little daft,
0:21:35 > 0:21:37but would you get dressed up for me?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Yeah.- She really feels like it would work better.- Yeah.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Nice! I bet you wish you'd said no, Joli!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Action.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Oh, check us out. We've got some serious animal moves in the house.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Now, Joli's looking pretty silly,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55whereas I, on the other hand, am looking like a real star.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59If the eagle could just give... Give us a bit more energy, please.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04What? I think Rachel's clearly wrong because obviously I look awesome,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- But, will our dancing be good enough?- I don't the monkey.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Cut a second, cut a second. - Cut, everybody, cut!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- OK, is everything going OK? - No, I don't...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I don't like that.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19OK, strike the monkey. Sorry. And the eagle, actually...
0:22:19 > 0:22:21'What? The cheek! Stupid director.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24'Obviously no appreciation for real talent.'
0:22:24 > 0:22:28We'll be getting a rapper shortly. He's going to do some rapping.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Yes, not just any rapper, though, because Big Z comes armed
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- with killer ninja breath. - Girls, this is...
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- Hi, guys, are you all right? How's it going?- Guys... Sorry...
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Zahid has bad breath.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Basically, anything that is... smelly
0:22:43 > 0:22:47will not be tolerated on set. I've got a cold, I think he's OK.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Do you mind checking? Zahid, they're OK.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Is that fine, yeah? - It's properly not that bad.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It's not... I don't think it's that bad.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Just get right in, Joli.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Give it a proper... A proper go, a real blast.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Brilliant! Look at Joli's face.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Is that OK?- It stinks. No. - It what?- It stinks.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- It's not that bad.- I don't think so. - OK, can we keep this moving, please?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Running out of time. Shazira, could you be back on set, please?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16That will be fantastic.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Big Z, take one. - Here we go, guys. Keep it tight.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26# I'm going to be a Bollywood star Shining bright like Jupi-tar
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Riding round in a really flash car
0:23:28 > 0:23:30# All the world will know who we are... #
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Here comes the killer breath!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- OK, Shazira?- Can we cut, please?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Cut!- Cut.- Is everything OK?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- What's wrong? - She seems a bit off.- Sorry?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- I wonder why?- Is there a problem?
0:24:00 > 0:24:05I can't be doing it. I can't be working with stinky amateur's breath.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Wait, we'll get him to just sit down...- No, I can't do it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- He stinks!- Is there something wrong with my breath?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Just take five for me, take five.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Wayne, can you get Shazira back on set for me?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Good luck, Wayne. Shazira's thrown a massive superstar strop
0:24:19 > 0:24:21and stormed off to her dressing room.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's just straight through there.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Can we have mouthwash and mints to dressing room? Thank you.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32With the shoot a shambles and Shazira refusing
0:24:32 > 0:24:37to talk to anyone the girls have to try sweet talking Shazira's manager,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40who happens to be... Who is it?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Please can we carry on doing the dancing?- Yeah, it's me.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Cue my worst accent yet.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46We're really enjoying it.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Well, she is very upset.- Please?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Can you give me two reasons why she should come out?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55She's come all this way and we don't want to let her down.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58We really enjoyed ourselves and we don't want to disappoint her.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00What, you like the dancing?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah, it's brilliant.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- It's really fun. - You like the singing, too?- Yeah.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08OK. We think about it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Thank you.- Thank you very much.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Thank you, Miss Khan. Thank you, guys. Come on, let's go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Great work from the girls. Looks like they've saved the shoot.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21So now it's time to prepare them for their most important job yet.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Thank you so much for helping get her back on set.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28The next few shots we're doing will just be Shazira on her own.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm giving you some props to do for me, OK?
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Yeah. Fine.- Now, we'll have this fan on, and I want you to get a handful
0:25:34 > 0:25:38and throw it into the wind so it scatters the petals all over her.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- Yeah.- Looks fantastic.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Sounds simple, what could go wrong?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Quite a lot when Wayne is involved.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47This is the switch for that one. It's not connected yet.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50That's because it's connected to this one!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Hang on to that. She always says "more, more. More wind, more wind".
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- If she does, just press that.- Yeah.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58- Which one?- Yeah...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Eliza, you hold it.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Hang on to it. The power setting's on really low,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- It'll spin and just lift it a bit more.- OK
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Everyone on set, please, positions.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11OK. Cue the music in three, two, one and action!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Cue petals, cue petals.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19It's not having the right effect, is it? A few gold ones maybe.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21That's it, mix them up.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26No, I'm still not feeling it. What do you think? Do you know,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29I think we're going to need more.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30- Little more wind.- More wind!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33More wind, are you sure about that?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Stop it!- Stop it!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Stop the power!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Stop the fan.- Oh, no!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48What happened? Who said the big fan?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Excuse me, why is this eagle in the building? What are you doing?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54There's one person in here who doesn't know what I'm doing.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Eliza, can you tell her?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Joli, you've just been pranked on Prank Patrol!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02CHEERING
0:27:02 > 0:27:03What a sport!
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- How are you doing, Joli? - Good.- You OK?- Yeah.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- You still shaking a little bit. It's all right.- I'm shaking, too!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- And you knew it was coming. - I know.- Did we get you?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Yeah.- Have you enjoyed yourself? - Yeah.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18One more time for Joli. Great sport!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I thought the prank went to plan because Joli believed
0:27:24 > 0:27:27every bit of it. Her face was so funny when all the set fell down.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- It was like this... - When the set fell down I thought
0:27:30 > 0:27:34that I was going to be in really big trouble. Then Eliza said,
0:27:34 > 0:27:38"You've been pranked by Prank Patrol." That was really funny.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40What was Joli's face like?
0:27:40 > 0:27:42This is my impression of Joli's face.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44We're still mates though, aren't we?
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- I'll think about it.- Ooh!
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Barney rap, take five.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57# Shazira's back with the slamming track, and that's an F-A-C-T fact
0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Don't matter where you been or are where you at
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Cos she's coming at you faster than a shark attack. #
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Mouthwash and mints to dressing room!