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0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Project Parent is the show that puts you in charge of your single parent's life.'

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- Hello, Project Parent. Can I help you?- Hi, is that Angellica?

0:00:08 > 0:00:12- Yes, it is.- I have a problem. My dad wears rubbish clothes,

0:00:12 > 0:00:16he hasn't been out with anybody for three years and he has yellow toenails.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18I need your help.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Say no more, I'm on my way.- Yes!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24'This week's project manager is Tatum.'

0:00:24 > 0:00:27My dad needs to change his ways and I'm ready to do it.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- 'She's ready to revamp her dad's image...'- Ow.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32That is so James Bond.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Oh, no.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38'..jump into the surveillance van to find him a lovely lady...'

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Bleeuuuughh!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41'..and get up to mischief.'

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Dad, break the display pot.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Dad, come in.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51CHEERING

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Welcome to Project Parent, the show that gives you the power

0:01:13 > 0:01:17to whip your single mum or dad's life into shape.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18And with a little bit of help from me you can

0:01:18 > 0:01:22totally transform their image and kick-start their social life.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Now, today's case study is from Essex, and he is in need of some serious attention.

0:01:27 > 0:01:3042-year-old Stuart is in a shabby state

0:01:30 > 0:01:33but luckily project manager Tatum is on the case.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37My name is Tatum. I love acting.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Whatever!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39And I'm mad about fashion.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45My dad's an impressionist and he's very funny.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Hello, I'm Chris Tarrant.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hello, I'm Simon Cowell.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hi, it's Dale Winton.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54My dad's worst feature is his feet.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01My dad looks after me really well. He cooks.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05He cleans.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And his chicken curry is the best.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11But he has no fashion sense.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16I regularly shop for T-shirts and shorts!

0:02:18 > 0:02:20It's always sports clothing.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Sometimes he even goes out in his swimming trunks.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26There's nothing wrong with sports stuff.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28You can't wear sports clothing when you go out with a lady.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I don't do as much sport as I used to but I still wear the clothes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Boring. Anything different?

0:02:35 > 0:02:40I'm very protective over my dad and I've got high standards, and I'm very picky.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41What?!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Not just anybody can go out with my dad.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Tatum is very bossy.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ah-ah-ah-ahh!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49On a scale from one to ten she's at least 155.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50SHE GIGGLES

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Bless her. Love her to bits.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55If I could create the perfect woman for my dad she would have

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Karen Gillan's hair,

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Christine Bleakley's eyes,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Anna Friel's nose

0:03:01 > 0:03:03and Cheryl Cole's smile.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07My dad has no fashion sense, he doesn't get out very much

0:03:07 > 0:03:10and he needs to change, and I'm the girl to do it.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Tatum is spot on. He's a prime case for Project Parent,

0:03:15 > 0:03:17so I brought along top stylist Darren Kennedy.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Darren's an international fashion guru with an eye for detail

0:03:23 > 0:03:25and a no-nonsense attitude.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28If anyone can spruce up Stu, it's him.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hi.- Hello.- Come in.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- This is my dad.- Hi, Stuart. - Hi, how are you doing?- Good.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hey, Stuart, pleased to meet you.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Now, we came as fast as we could, so let's get stuck in, right?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Tatum, it seems we've a lot of work to do, so I want to see the clothes.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Shall we get stuck in?- Yeah.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53We need to have a chat and find out what's going on in your social life.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Do we have to?- Yes. Come on.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58So, Tatum, we've taken your dad's wardrobe

0:03:58 > 0:04:01and brought it out here in all its meagre glory. That's it!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I'm just shocked. Where are the rest of his clothes?- I don't know.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's just...that's it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08What's with the sporty stuff?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I don't know.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Everything is sporty, sporty, sporty.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Does he ever wear anything kind of, you know, smart?- No. Never.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19When was the last time you found someone to go out with?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, crikey, it's more than three years ago now.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Do you think what you wear

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- helps you in the stakes of finding somebody?- No.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Hallelujah... #

0:04:30 > 0:04:32OK, so you realise that and you're open...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I do realise that. I'm a very lazy dresser.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39He has a couple of shirts here. Now, in fairness, they're not the best.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Tell me about these, Tatum.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43The problem is he wears the buttons too low

0:04:43 > 0:04:46so you can see his chest hair.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Oh, are you serious? - It's like pigs' tails.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, stop!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53So who would be your ideal celebrity?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Celebrity? I guess Nicole Kidman. - G'day, mate.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58She's different.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Creative, very talented and she's a redhead as well. I like redheads.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04OK. And qualities?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06No high-maintenance.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Can't do high-maintenance at all.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12If you named someone that you'd like him to have a bit of their style,

0:05:12 > 0:05:13- who would it be?- James Bond.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16The name's Bond. James Bond.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21So you're thinking very slick, very chic, very tailored.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Yeah.- Yeah. We're going to obviously change all this.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28What's your ideal look for your dad? What are you thinking, head to toe?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30We have to get rid of the sports clothing

0:05:30 > 0:05:33and I want to change the colour of his hair

0:05:33 > 0:05:35and I want him to wear smart shoes,

0:05:35 > 0:05:40smart suits like James Bond, and, most importantly, the chest hair.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Are you ready to take control?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Yes, I am.- That's what I like. Give me five.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Well, Darren, that went really well. - It did.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51And I really love Tatum and Stuart, they're lovely.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54They have a lovely relationship.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57In our chat, Stuart told me he wants Nicole Kidman.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Sorry, Ange, I'm busy.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02The thing about Tatum is she knows exactly what she wants.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- James Bond is high up on the list and she is...bossy.- Bossy.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Let's get to work. - Let's do it.

0:06:13 > 0:06:18The race is on to find someone special for Stuart's big night out

0:06:18 > 0:06:21and it all starts in this ultimate spying machine,

0:06:21 > 0:06:23the Project Parent surveillance van.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27This multi-screened dual-satellite hub of technology

0:06:27 > 0:06:29is where Tatum will interrogate potential ladies

0:06:29 > 0:06:32as they take the hot seat.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36And, if she doesn't like what she sees, there's always the buzzer.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37BUZZER SOUNDS

0:06:37 > 0:06:41We've lined up three ladies to be grilled by Tatum.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Stuart loves tennis, so first up is sporty Nina.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47As Stuart is an impressionist,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51lady number two is a fellow performer, actor Penny.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52And finally, Androulla.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56This chatterbox would be great at bringing Stuart out of his shell.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00If these ladies don't live up to Tatum's incredibly high standards

0:07:00 > 0:07:01then we have a back-up plan.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Dad's best friend and cousin, Lynne.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Shall we bring in the first person? She's called Nina.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- OK.- Yeah?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Bring in the first lady.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Ooh. Hello, I'm Tatum.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Hi, Tatum, how are you?- Great, thanks.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23How funny are you on a scale of one to ten?

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Six or seven. But I've also got an eye that squeaks.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31EYE SQUEAKS

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Bleeuuuughh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:35BUZZER SOUNDS

0:07:35 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER Can you dance?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Cue music.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42FUNKY HOUSE MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yeah.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh, she's cool, she's cool.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Thank you. MUSIC STOPS

0:07:51 > 0:07:54My dad loves tennis. Could you pick up the racquet

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- and see how many balls you can bounce.- Here we go.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07OK, thank you, Nina. That's enough questions.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Thank you very much. Bye.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- How was that?- I think she's really, really nice

0:08:12 > 0:08:16but there's other women to choose from.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Tatum was quite tough in some of her questions

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and she was incredibly direct.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Clearly a girl who knows exactly what she's looking for.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- So it's time for number two. - Yay.- Yay.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Bring in Penny, please.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Hmmm.- Hello, Tatum.- I think she looks really, really nice.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38What is your job?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40My job? I'm an actor.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, that's great.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46My dad is an impressionist. Can you do any impressions?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Um...I can do my impression of a fly.- OK.

0:08:51 > 0:08:52SHE HUMS

0:08:52 > 0:08:55SHE HUMS AND THEN STOPS

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I don't like it. BUZZER SOUNDS

0:08:58 > 0:09:00How are you with creepy-crawlies?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Um...I'm not TOO scared but if there were one

0:09:04 > 0:09:07crawling up the chair right now I wouldn't be overly comfortable.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Ohhhh!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Can you dance?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Er... Ish.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Cue music.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Phew.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Thank you, Penny, that will be all. - You're welcome. Thank you.- Bye.- Bye.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- What are you thinking? - She's really nice.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39She's an actor, but she didn't do the impressions very well.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'd really like to meet Stuart face to face

0:09:41 > 0:09:43and see some of his impressions.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Bring Androulla in, please.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49- Mmmm!- Mmmm!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52What's your biggest fear?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Er...spiders.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Aaarrgh!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I love that bit!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Can you tell me your best joke?

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- Knock, knock.- Who's there? - Narnia.- Narnia who?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Narnia business!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I like that, that's good.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19How do you compare to Nicole Kidman? Put on the red wig

0:10:19 > 0:10:22and say something in an Australian accent for me, please.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Put on the barbie, love.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I don't sound like that, ya flaming galah!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30How was that? Not the buzzer, please!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- BUZZER SOUNDS - Aaaargh!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Thank you, that's enough questions. Bye.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Thank you. Bye, Tatum. - BUZZER SOUNDS

0:10:39 > 0:10:45- I think she's scared of spiders and the buzzer.- Yes!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48The questions were tougher than I thought they was going to be.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Just slightly, ever so slightly. But I got by.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Tatum, you've seen all three and now we've got to take it down to two.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00So let's go through each person and tell me what you genuinely thought.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Nina was number one.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07It was really good that she said that she was sporty

0:11:07 > 0:11:09but I think she put too much make-up on.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Penny was next. Did you like her? - SHE HUMS

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think it's great that she's an actor

0:11:16 > 0:11:19because my dad used to be an actor himself on stage

0:11:19 > 0:11:22but I don't think the impression that she did was very good.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- SHE HUMS AND THEN STOPS - Then it was Androulla.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I think Androulla was really funny.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Her jokes really made me laugh but she didn't seem like

0:11:32 > 0:11:34she was up for anything.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Not the buzzer, please!

0:11:36 > 0:11:39So we've got Nina, Penny and Androulla,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42but if none of those women meet your high standards

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- we've still got the option of Lynne, so we'll keep her in the mix.- Yeah.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48So who is going to go?

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Androulla. - So it's goodbye to Androulla?- Yes.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I do feel a bit disappointed.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I would have liked to have met Tatum's daddy,

0:11:59 > 0:12:00but...don't win them all.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Gee, see you later, alligator.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09So, only two ladies are left standing,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12plus best friend, cousin Lynne, is still in the mix.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Who will Tatum choose to join her dad on a luxury limo trip?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22And can Tatum knock some fashion sense into Stuart?

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Luckily help is on hand. Cue fashion guru Darren Kennedy.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Laid-back dad Stuart has no interest in his appearance

0:12:31 > 0:12:35so it's down to Tatum and I to take this casual geezer

0:12:35 > 0:12:36and turn him into a James Bond.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39If we can't convince him to ditch those sports clothes

0:12:39 > 0:12:43he's going to look really shabby on his big night out.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47I'm really excited about shopping with Darren because I love fashion.

0:12:47 > 0:12:53I'm like the fashion queen. So I can't wait to get my hands on dad.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59So, guys, the plan is we're going to split up and find things we like.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03First, Tatum, you have to lay down the ground rules. What are they?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Well, you're not allowed to shop for slogan T-shirts.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Gor!- No blue.- No blue?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- No shorts.- No shorts?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- No trainers.- No trainers?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- And nothing sporty.- Nothing sporty!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Think you can handle that?- No.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, you're going to have to. OK, so you go that way.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- OK.- We're going to go this way and we'll see you shortly.- See you soon.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Normally Stuart avoids the shops like the plague

0:13:26 > 0:13:27so this won't be easy.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Tatum, on the other hand, knows exactly where to go.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35A suit shop.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Where do you want to start?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- At black. - Black. OK. Look what's behind you.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42How do you feel about some florals?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Dad doesn't look nice in flowery stuff.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Are you willing to give it a shot? - No.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51What do you think? I think it looks really good,

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- it's just the tie I don't like.- OK.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- These two are really nice. - Yeah, take 'em, take 'em.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- That is so James Bond.- Do you know what, it is very James Bond.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02See those lines going straight down there?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Yes.- They're really flattering, make you look very long, very lean.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- And the dicky bow. It's just a bit of fun, isn't it?- Yeah.- Good job.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11See, blue. We like blue.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's a good job Tatum's having a good time

0:14:14 > 0:14:17because fun couldn't be further from Stuart's mind.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I don't shop that often because it just...it just bores me really.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Ooh, no.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I would just pick sports stuff, easy stuff.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28You know, easy, comfortable, out of the shop in five minutes.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Oh, there you are.- There you are.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32He's one tricky customer.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Get him in that changing room quick before he does a runner.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42I hope he turns out really smart.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Hey, hon.- Hi!

0:14:49 > 0:14:53I think you look really great because of the pattern of the tie

0:14:53 > 0:14:55and also the stripes on your shirt.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Not convinced by the pink, I'll be honest with you.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- You think the pink works for his skin tone?- I think it really does.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Well, I don't.- Well, I do.- I don't.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- I do.- I don't.- I do.- I don't. - DARREN CLICKS HIS FINGERS

0:15:08 > 0:15:13I think you look really, really cool and you look more...Daddy-like.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17And what's nice about this, it's a single breasted jacket

0:15:17 > 0:15:18and the fact that it's a slim lapel

0:15:18 > 0:15:22means it makes your dad look really slim, it's slimming.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25And actually the little pinstripe there is fantastic

0:15:25 > 0:15:27because it just goes straight down the body.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Where's the snooker table?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31You look fabulous.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Adding a waistcoat just gives

0:15:33 > 0:15:36amazing structure and shape to any man.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Hey, how are you doing?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43And we're just going to put this round. What do you think of that?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I think it looks really cool.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- OK, let's go to Las Vegas. - It's a bit cooler, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- "I know what I'm doing."- Yeah.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Overall, is it James Bond enough for you?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Yeah.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59Finally Tatum has narrowed it down to three James Bond styles.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Will it be secret-agent city slicker,

0:16:02 > 0:16:04007 fine dining

0:16:04 > 0:16:07or undercover casual chic?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Tough job but well done, we did it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12High five.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Tatum's dad Stuart has absolutely no social life so she's on a mission

0:16:19 > 0:16:21to pick someone to go on a glam night out with him.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24So far she's whittled it down to Nina and Penny.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28The next step is to introduce Stuart to the ladies,

0:16:28 > 0:16:31and Tatum has a cunning plan.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33My dad wants a creative lady

0:16:33 > 0:16:37so I've invited Nina and Penny along to a pottery masterclass.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I want to see who's the most artistic, creative and most humorous

0:16:41 > 0:16:43to see who is perfect for my dad.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Stuart's wearing a secret earpiece

0:16:48 > 0:16:51so Tatum can control him without the ladies knowing.

0:16:51 > 0:16:56He has to do anything she wants at the drop of a hat,

0:16:56 > 0:16:59or should I say pot? Watch this space.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's Penny.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Hi.- Hello.- How are you?- I'm good. How are you?- Stuart.- Hi, I'm Penny.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08They're getting to know each other.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- What do you do back in Chelmsford? - I'm an actor.- Oh, really?- Yeah.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Cool.- I knew he'd like it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16'Time for a quick pottery demo.'

0:17:16 > 0:17:19There are four basic principles to throwing on the wheel.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22'How difficult can it be to make a pot?'

0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Finishing the top, and that's all there is to it.- Very good.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28That's fantastic.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Oh, yours looks pretty good. - You know, that reminds me of...

0:17:34 > 0:17:37That looks like a toilet. Excellent.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I want to test out how she copes with things that are surprises.

0:17:41 > 0:17:46- Ah, so you've got something up your sleeve?- Yes. Dad, it's Tatum.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Could you break one of the display pots.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Give us that pot.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- OK.- Mine's all going a bit wobbly now, so...

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Ooh!- Whoops!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Whoops. Oh.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03We'll just pretend no-one saw that.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Dad, mess up her pot. - Now, why do you want him to do that?

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Well, because then it will see if she's a calm person

0:18:13 > 0:18:14if something goes wrong.

0:18:14 > 0:18:20- Will that get a hole in there?- Yes. - Oh.- Oh.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28It won't come off.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32There.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35A wonderful creation.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Penny and Stuart.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Great job, Dad, great job.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Bye.- All right.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I think they do get on quite well, because I think my dad was

0:18:46 > 0:18:49quite impressed that she was an actress, but I don't think

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- he found her on the funny side.- No.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53He seems like a really cool dad

0:18:53 > 0:18:57and he and Tatum have a really cool relationship, I think.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I think they probably play a lot of practical jokes.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- OK, shall we get the next person in? - Yes.- Shall we get Nina?- Yep.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Hello.- Hello, how are you doing? Stuart.- Nice to meet you.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10- What's your name?- Nina.- Hi, Nina.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Dad's very welcoming.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- I love to dance.- I do, strangely enough, although I'm not fit enough.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18- OK.- But I do love dancing.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22I've never seen him dance before, except going like that.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- So, two thumbs on the top.- Yes.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Rest your arms on the side. This is where strength in the arms comes in.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31Hmm. Nice nails.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I want yours exactly like that.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Oh, thanks for that!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41They've got some on the camera!

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I don't think it helps when you've got long nails, digging in the clay.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47You could use those as tools.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- I've got more mud in my nails than I have here.- Oh, look at this.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Dad, break the display pot.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I can't see it coming out.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I'm sure it will wash off.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Now look, grab that.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh...dear.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- You're going to get told off now. You're going to get told off.- Oh.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Dad, sabotage Nina's pot.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12I'll put mind in there as well.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Oh, sorry.- Oh! I can't believe you did that. That was purpose.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22No, I didn't, I promise you.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- You did that on purpose.- I was trying to get the water out for you.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28She's taking it really in a funny way.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Look, perfect.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33That's like a flan dish.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Well done.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- You take care.- And you.- All right.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- See you later.- Bye-bye.- Bye-bye.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41What did you think about Nina?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I think she got on really well with my dad.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48She didn't take any of the things we were telling him to do seriously.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50So she definitely has a funny side.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I think Stuart is a really nice guy.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56He seems very down to earth, he's very chatty, and

0:20:56 > 0:20:59it was good to have a chat to him over doing something really fun.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04So, Tatum, now they've mixed, it's time to match.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- OK, shall we start with Penny?- Yeah.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10I think Penny is a very nice lady and she's got a great personality

0:21:10 > 0:21:14and my dad was very interested when she described her job,

0:21:14 > 0:21:18but she took my dad's jokes too seriously.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Like when he broke the pot she didn't really take it in a funny way.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- A sense of humour's important, isn't it, for you?- Yes.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Neeee-na.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I think Nina was really funny and she made my dad laugh.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35But she just seemed like she worried about her appearance

0:21:35 > 0:21:37because she came in high heels

0:21:37 > 0:21:39and she was a bit worried about her nails as well.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42He's not keen on high-maintenance women.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44- And you know he's still got Lynne, your cousin...- Yep.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46..in the mix, as a possibility

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- who could have fun with your dad as well.- Yeah.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Who is it going to be?

0:21:51 > 0:21:53That one.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Project manager Tatum is still in total control over her dad's life

0:22:00 > 0:22:04but do we think she can pull off transforming Stuart's life?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Well, I think turning sporty Stu into a more suave James Bond type

0:22:08 > 0:22:11isn't going to be easy, but Tatum is certainly...

0:22:11 > 0:22:14well, how can I say it, focused and determined.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Brilliant. I love a girl who knows her own mind.- Mm-hm.

0:22:18 > 0:22:22Operation Makeover Stuart is about to commence

0:22:22 > 0:22:25and Tatum has organised it with military precision.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I want dad's hair cut,

0:22:28 > 0:22:31his chest hair completely gone and a pedicure on his toes.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Whatever you want, ma'am. Permission to cover the mirror?

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Yes. Let's go. TATUM BLOWS WHISTLE

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Right, chest wax.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Tatum, is this going to hurt?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41No, Dad.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Ow.- I'm so sorry.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Pedicure.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Do my feet look better?- Mmm.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00I have a very tight schedule but so far everything is going to plan.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Excellent.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07It feels really good to be pampered and Tatum's in control

0:23:07 > 0:23:09and seems to be doing a good job.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Give me five.

0:23:11 > 0:23:16Once he's preened and polished we're sending Stuart on a VIP limo trip.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19But who will Tatum be asking to join him? Sporty Nina,

0:23:19 > 0:23:21actor Penny,

0:23:21 > 0:23:24or is it his best friend, cousin Lynne?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Time to break the news.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Tatum, what's left on your list? - Well, it's a new outfit.- Yeah.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Shoes on.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Aftershave. But we need to call the chosen lady.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37RINGING TONE

0:23:37 > 0:23:42Hi, it's Tatum. I've chosen you to go out with my dad.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Bye.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47With the clock ticking, Tatum's guest list of friends and family

0:23:47 > 0:23:51have arrived at a grand location, ready for the moment of truth.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54It'll be exciting to see him out of sports clothes

0:23:54 > 0:23:55and in something better.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- So what's next on the list? - The big reveal.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00The big reveal. Oh, great. OK, well, listen, enough clipboard.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03You have to look well too. Give me that. Good stuff.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Right, shall we get him in?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07- OK.- Go for it. Call your dad.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Dad, come in!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13CHEERING

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- James Bond was the vision.- Yes. - What do you think of the outcome?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- I love it. - He looks amazing. How do you feel?

0:24:28 > 0:24:32I feel great, yeah. I feel a million dollars, so it's really cool.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35- Have you ever seen him look like this?- No.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Does he seem taller to you?- Yes.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42And when he was wearing his sports clothing he was slouching as well.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Shall we show him himself?- Yes.- Yes? Do you want to see yourself?- Yes.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- OK, are we ready, shall we count in? Three...- Two, one.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Oh, boy.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55No, that's cool.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Well done, hon. Wow, that's a difference.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Do you feel any different?- Yeah, I feel great, really good.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04In less baggy stuff I look thinner, you're right about that definitely.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06How do you feel, Tatum?

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I feel great because I've chosen this lovely suit

0:25:10 > 0:25:15and you just look so much smarter and you look really, really good.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I'm extremely proud of my daughter. Love her to bits.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26He looks fantastic. It's the best I've seen him look.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30It's definitely the best suit he's ever worn. I think he looks pukka.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33The best thing Stuart can do is go home,

0:25:33 > 0:25:36chuck out all his old sportswear, never to be seen again.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40'It definitely was up to my standards.'

0:25:40 > 0:25:43He just looks absolutely amazing.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Until Tatum took control of her dad Stuart,

0:25:46 > 0:25:49he threw on the same sporty casual look every day.

0:25:56 > 0:26:02Now, thanks to Tatum, he's Bond. Stuart Bond.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08It feels special today because Tatum has done what she wanted to do.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Wasn't sure about the chest but, hey, it will grow back.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15'The rain has started to pour but it won't dampen our spirits.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17'This will be the first time

0:26:17 > 0:26:20'Stuart's been out with a lady in three years.'

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Do you think you've made the right choice?- Yes.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- You think he'll like her?- Yes.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27'But who has Tatum chosen?'

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Hiya.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Hiya. You all right?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39- How are you? All right?- Oh, yes. - Good to see you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- You look lovely.- There you go. - Thank you so much.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44That's lovely, that's beautiful.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Have a great time.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- OK. You too.- Bye.- Bye.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Bye.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54I'm very pleased I've picked Nina

0:26:54 > 0:26:59because all along I knew she was the right person.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Nina had a great personality and I think Tatum's chosen very well.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I think Stuart is very down to earth, he's very chilled

0:27:05 > 0:27:08and he's really good company to be around.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12I think my dad has definitely got confidence today.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16- To Tatum.- To Tatum. - Thank you very much, Tatum.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19My daughter means the world to me, there's no scale I can use really.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Makes me smile every single day from morning to night.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27My dad means everything to me.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31He's caring, he's funny and he's so loyal to me

0:27:31 > 0:27:35and I think Project Parent has really brought us together.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Well, that's another Project Parent in the bag. Well done, Darren.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42James Bond certainly got a run for his money with Stuart.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Yes, I think he looked great.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Well done, you. Tatum was brilliant, but I won't miss that whistle.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Excuse me, madam, there's a message for you.- Oh.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58"Dear Project Parent, it's an emergency. Help me.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02"My dad's favourite outfit is a Day-Glo orange shell suit."

0:28:03 > 0:28:06- We'd better get going. - Another parent...

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Another project.