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0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Zooba, dooba, dooba, dong Ady, ady, ady

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Zooba, dooba, dooba, day

0:00:08 > 0:00:13# Rastamouse and Scratchy and Zoomer Also known as the Easy Crew

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Crimefighters, they're very special agents

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Playing reggae when the work is through

0:00:19 > 0:00:23# Give it up, give it up Give it up for the Easy Crew

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Always there to make a bad thing good

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Ady, ady, ady. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE SIGHS

0:00:36 > 0:00:40This new radio station play the wickedest rhythm, boy.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Yes, me love this tune bad, man.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47What you tink, Rastamouse?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Rastamouse, wha' gwan? You drop asleep or something?

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Oh, sorry. Me was miles away.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yo, listen up, you grooving jammers.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00It is hot, hot, hot on the streets,

0:01:00 > 0:01:04so me going to lay down some cool, cool vibes for you.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09This is Lil Patch, keeping it real on For Real FM.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Me love this! This is cris!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15BUZZING

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Rastamouse, come in, come in. Are you reading me?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Message from President Wensley Dale. Come immediately.

0:01:24 > 0:01:31- Me wonder what him want. - Me nuh know. Come on, let's shift.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, Easy Crew, thank goodness you're here

0:01:38 > 0:01:41because something terrible a gwan.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Me look for me music collection just now

0:01:44 > 0:01:47and all me records and CD dem gone.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49And that's not all, you know, Easy Crew.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Dem little orphans been crying all day

0:01:52 > 0:01:55cos sometime between last night and this morning,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57a teef take all their music away.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01The music shop, all of dem been cleaned out

0:02:01 > 0:02:06and me nuh have a hint of a clue what a gwan in Mouseland.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08That's why me a call on you.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- That is dread. - You know what I'm saying.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Hold tight, Wensley Dale.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Me and the crew will get on it straightaway.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Let's go.

0:02:22 > 0:02:28Where you going, Rastamouse? Yo, Rastamouse, wait up.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30What are we going to do?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36That funny, how come the door open?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39You sure you never left it like that, Zoomer?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You were the last one here.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Me swear down. Me lock it before me left.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Come on. Let's check it out.

0:02:46 > 0:02:52Oh no! Me music. It gone.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's dread, man!

0:02:55 > 0:03:00Me had nuf records and some well rare grooves in a me set.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02What we going to do now?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, at least we still got the radio

0:03:05 > 0:03:08and For Real FM have been playing some banging tunes lately.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09RASTAMOUSE GASPS

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oh, a pirate ring.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Nah worry yourselves, me have a rocking plan

0:03:15 > 0:03:18to lure that music teefin mouse.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Cool!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31The easy crew are launching a big new tune

0:03:31 > 0:03:34at me record store tomorrow. Wicked!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Ho, ho, this is bad, man.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48And me don't mean in a good way. Ha-ha!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ho, check me out, Scratchy.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58You tink me looking kind of cris?

0:03:58 > 0:04:03What you say? You tink you cris? Ha!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Man, you is one vain mouse.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08SHE LAUGHS

0:04:08 > 0:04:11That look wicked, Crew.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Now you get in a the van, switch on the radio

0:04:15 > 0:04:17and keep a close eye on that shop.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Me have something me need to do. Soon come.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22RADIO TUNES

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Them there tune is wicked for real, boy.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28You know what I'm saying!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32In fact, me have that tune in me set.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Correction, me did have that tune in a me set.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42'Yo, word up. Me going to play some rough, rough tune for you now.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45'Back to back cos me just got to pop out for a moment.'

0:04:48 > 0:04:53- What's happening, Fats, you cool? - Yo, Rastamouse, wha gwan?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Me on one special mission for the President

0:04:55 > 0:04:58so me need me a favour, please.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Cos all the Mouseland music gone missing!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03And me might need to borrow them keys.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Sure ting, boss. - Thanks, Fats. You're solid.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Catch you later.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, wha' this?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Yo, crew. You see this door?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21The door wide open and all dem CD gone.

0:05:21 > 0:05:26- You must have seen what happened? - Me sorry. We nah see nothing.

0:05:26 > 0:05:32Them was playing nuf, nuf rough tune on the radio and we got distracted.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Me sorry, too. But this is one bad, bad station, you know, roots.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40And you know how much we love them rhythm.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah, yeah. Nah worry yourselves.

0:05:45 > 0:05:51'Welcome back, listeners. Me got a For Real FM exclusive for you.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54'Me is going to play for you now

0:05:54 > 0:05:57'the massive new tune from the Easy Crew.'

0:05:57 > 0:05:59What?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- What the...? - That's not our rhythm.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Sorry, listeners. Slight technical hitch.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07MUSIC STOPS

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Don't touch that dial,

0:06:09 > 0:06:13we're going to be right back with some heavy, heavy tune for you.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14OK, crew.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Now me tink me know who this teefin mouse might be

0:06:17 > 0:06:21and me tink she's aboard that ship in the bay.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Easy Crew, come on, follow me.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30We need to get over to Mousetego Bay immediately.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Nah, man. How we going to get to that ship?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43What are we going to do?

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Nah fret now, Easy Crew, because Fats, him borrow me these.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50We'll soon catch up with that pirate ship.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Let's go get us some jet skis. - He, he, he, boom.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Man, you tink of everything.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Ha, ha! He, he!!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Ha, ha! He, he, he!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Take it easy, now, Crew. - Yes, be careful, Scratchy.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11ZOOMER GIGGLES

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Look at all them records.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Me surprised the ship not sink under all that weight, man.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Hey, check this out. Me sure this is mine.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Shush nuh! Calm yourselves.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Where is that teefin mouse?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Greetings to you, me sistren.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Wh...wh...wha' you want?

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Did you tink you would get away with this by sailing the seven seas?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Don't you think you went a bit overboard

0:07:47 > 0:07:49taking all them records and CDs?

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Me so sorry, Rastamouse. Me no know what to say.

0:07:53 > 0:07:59Fe as long as me was so high, me wanted to be a pirate DJ.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Me bought the ship with all me life savings

0:08:02 > 0:08:05them me nah had no money left, you see.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Me swear down me thought it would be OK

0:08:07 > 0:08:10if me just borrow them records and CD.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Lil Patch, you took away nuf, nuf record.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Now you have to return all of them.

0:08:15 > 0:08:21After that we will make a decision what to do about For Real FM.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23SHE SIGHS

0:08:23 > 0:08:28The Easy Crew will escort you then I'll meet you at the orphanage later.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31PHONE RINGS

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Greetings. Oh, thank goodness.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Mmm. Hmmmm.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44Oh, that plan there sounds proper, Rastamouse.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Irie, man. Catch you later.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Lie Patch, now you know your deeds was bad

0:08:53 > 0:08:55and you really must think twice.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00This borrowing things without asking style, it nah very nice.

0:09:00 > 0:09:06Me know it was very bad and me promise me nah do it again.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11What is going to happen to my pirate radio now? And me ship?

0:09:11 > 0:09:15And why are all them little orphans dressed up as pirates?

0:09:15 > 0:09:22Well, me and the President agreed to a plan. A plan where no-one loses.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26You can keep For Real FM alive with some real pirate party cruises

0:09:26 > 0:09:31and these, Captain Lil Patch, are your very first customers.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33CHILDREN CHEER

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Time to make a bad thing good.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Greetings. This is President Wensley Dale.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Are you reading me? Don't touch that dial.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49This is the one and only - extra bombastic -

0:09:49 > 0:09:53proper, proper sounds of For Real FM.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Stay tuned, listeners

0:09:55 > 0:09:59cos we've got some extra special guests coming up for you right now.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00CHEERING

0:10:00 > 0:10:02The Easy Crew.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04CHEERING

0:10:04 > 0:10:06REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS

0:10:23 > 0:10:25RADIO BUZZES

0:10:25 > 0:10:28'Easy Crew, come in, come in.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31'Are you reading me?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33'Message from President Wendsley Dale.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35'Listen up, you three.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38'Rastamouse, come in, come in.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41'That was a super, swashbuckling plan.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44'Ahoy there and ah-ha, me hearties.'

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Tanks! Me love dat! Irie, man.

0:10:49 > 0:10:55# Give it up, give it up Give it up for the Easy Crew

0:10:55 > 0:10:57# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Always there to make a bad thing good. #

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