0:00:02 > 0:00:04Have you ever wanted to control a celebrity?
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Make your wish their command?
0:00:06 > 0:00:10This is the show where three mates take charge of a star for the day,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14controlling them through funny situations like these.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Kick the bench down by accident.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24You've got to accidentally spill cereal all over the place.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Oh, dear.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Start dancing.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# I'm the king of the jungle. Yes, I am. #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Now be a duck.- Quack, quack.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42All the action takes place in our celebrity house.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50And our remote controllers will be based here,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53in this hi-tech control room,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57giving their star instructions via a secret earpiece.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's time to remote control another star.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's meet today's remote controllers.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18My name's Euan and I'd be amazing at remote control star
0:01:18 > 0:01:20because I can think of great ideas.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I'm Priya. I maybe the youngest, but I'm definitely the brainiest.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27I'm Alex and I know we're going to be great at this
0:01:27 > 0:01:30because we can work brilliantly as a team.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36We all like playing pranks on each other.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39One time I made trick cakes and they tasted really disgusting
0:01:39 > 0:01:40and Euan and Alex ate them.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44She put Marmite and stuff like that in it and it tasted horrid.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49So, let's get on with the show.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Haven't you forgotten something? - Have I not done me make-up?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54No, your face looks fine.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56There's two of us, three remote controllers -
0:01:56 > 0:01:58what's the secret ingredient?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Ah, our star!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Today's star used to be Mickey Miller in EastEnders
0:02:03 > 0:02:06and he was also King of the Jungle.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Are we ready?- Yes.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Look who it is, Joe Swash!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13You got it right.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hello. Nice to see you. Nice to see.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18How are we? Excited.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19- Yes.- I'm a little bit nervous.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Remember, Joe, these are top remote controllers as well,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24and they're going to give you some orders.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- And you have to obey, no matter how awful.- Yeah.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I do promise to obey your orders, but on a scale of one to ten,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33how silly are you going to make me look today?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Ten.- Well, I've got my work cut out for me. Thanks a lot, guys.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40What I've got here, Joe, is a hidden earpiece. You pop that in.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- OK.- Are you ready for your first task?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Yes, I'm ready.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- I'm ready and I'm nervous.- Go on. You go that way. You go that way.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Look after me! - Are you ready, then?- Yes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Come on, let's go to it. Come on.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Joe's in position in the sitting room.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Four cameras are covering his every move.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04It's time for the first of his three challenges.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Hi, Joe, it's JK. Can you hear me?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- I can hear you.- The story is that you're going abroad
0:03:11 > 0:03:14for three weeks and you need a professional dog minder
0:03:14 > 0:03:16to look after your precious dog,
0:03:16 > 0:03:17called Bertie, while you're away. OK?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Lovely, lovely.- Now, of course, you being a star, you're very precious
0:03:21 > 0:03:24about who looks after your dog and who you leave your dog with.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I am precious about that stuff.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29We have called in a professional dog nanny and
0:03:29 > 0:03:33you've got to make sure this person is the right person for your dog.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Yes.- And what you've got to do is get the dog nanny
0:03:36 > 0:03:38to pretend to be a dog within ten minutes.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oh.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44He's got just ten minutes to get the dog nanny to be a dog
0:03:44 > 0:03:47when she thinks she's come for a normal meeting.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Tasks will pop up on this screen.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Will the remote controllers be able to get Joe to do them?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Joe, the remote controllers are going to tell you
0:03:56 > 0:03:58what to do and what to say.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00All you've got to do is use your wit, your charm
0:04:00 > 0:04:03and your top acting skills. Are you ready for this?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- You forgot about my good looks. - Sorry!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Remote controllers, are you ready?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Yes. Right, listen out for the doorbell.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12What am I going to say to her?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19BELL RINGS
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Hello.- Hello.- You must be Lucy.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I am. Sorry I'm so late. - Lucy, come in out of the cold.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29I'm Joe. How are you?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Fine, thank you. So no dog to greet me?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35No, no, the dog's at my mum's for a couple of days
0:04:35 > 0:04:36just before we go away.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- She's getting some doggy time in, you know?- Oh, right. OK.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Cameras are rigged up, Joe's in place, the dog trainer has arrived.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46It's now over to the remote controllers.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Can they get Joe to keep the dog nanny occupied for ten whole minutes?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Here we go. Yikes!
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- He went to the vet because he had this little...- Your vet?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- We go to Dave's Vets. - ..for three consecutive days...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You know, sorry, I've just remembered my vet.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Dave's Vets. Dave's Village Vets.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09- I've never heard of him.- Never heard of him?- Never heard of him.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12He's had the runs. He's had a bit of diarrhoea.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15So something is floating around his body.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Say, "What are you going on about?"
0:05:17 > 0:05:19So what are you going on about?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21STIFLED LAUGHTER
0:05:26 > 0:05:28How will they cope with this?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Get the dog nanny to treat you like a dog.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34She must train, groom and feed you.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And, also, I think he might have a touch of the fleas.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I don't know where he's got them from.
0:05:39 > 0:05:45What you need to do is to put a regular anti-flea treatment on him.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Yeah.- Whereabouts shall I put them, on his tummy?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51So, say I was a dog, where would you put it on me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Just behind the neck?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Yeah.- Why is it always on the neck that they put it?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I don't know, but you shouldn't put it on
0:05:58 > 0:06:00when you've just washed the coat.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03OK. And I think my dog might be going a little bit senile.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09What he does is he goes round, and he'll go in a circle like that.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11And then he'll put his leg up.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Ask her how she would train them.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17If I was going round and then weeing up you
0:06:17 > 0:06:20and then going around and weeing up you...
0:06:20 > 0:06:22I would teach you that the word, "Uh-uh"...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Say I was a dog, what would you do to stop me?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Show me what you'd have to do.- Will you show me what you'll have to do?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So I if I was dog now and I was going round in a circle,
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- spinning, weeing, spinning...- Ah! Ah!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36See, and the noise would distract him.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39That was actually quite scary.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hopefully, it'll work with him.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Cool, she's a great dog trainer and now a Joe Swash trainer, too.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Joe, you must be hungry after all that doggy behaviour.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50But yet you've got food down on the floor.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Yes. Yes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Eat some.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I know it sounds funny, but I like to have a little taste of it
0:06:58 > 0:07:00to see the salt content.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I know that's a little bit crazy, but...
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Thankfully, it's only beef stew, not dog food, but she doesn't know that.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Would you like to...? - No, no, definitely not.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13It smells disgusting, it looks disgusting. I wouldn't touch that.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14No, we just kind of...
0:07:14 > 0:07:18It just tastes... See, it's disgusting. We'll take this out for you.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yeah, it's making me feel ill looking at it.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- You're sure you don't want to taste? - No. No.- Sure?- No, no.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Getting Joe Swash to eat pretend dog dinner was classic.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Good work, remote controllers.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Only four minutes left. What's next?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I can't wait to see them deal with this one. Ruff, ruff!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41You must now get the trainer to be a dog.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Will you be my dog for one second, just so I show you?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- You could just show it on the floor. - OK. So if I went, "No!"
0:07:49 > 0:07:51No, I wouldn't touch him. I wouldn't touch him.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53There's no need to touch him.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Unless he's completely deaf,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58he'll hear the noise. So there's no need to...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Will you pretend to be a dog so I can have a go on the floor?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Yeah, I can be on the floor. - So, right.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I haven't done this before, but yeah.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09So spin around, pretend you're having a wee.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Spin.- Do you know, I've never seen a dog spin round to have a wee.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I've seen Spaniels spin around a lot when they have a poo.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17He does like to spin. He spins.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Go on, if you spin round.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Spin. Spin. And I go, "No!"
0:08:22 > 0:08:23LAUGHTER
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Don't hit him on the head. Don't...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Just the floor? - Just the floor. It's just the noise.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34- So it's "Ah-ah-ah!"- Ah-ah-ah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Joe deserves a Crufts rosette for that dog nanny training.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Two minutes left.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Joe's been amazing under Priya, Euan and Alex's control,
0:08:43 > 0:08:47but time's nearly up and she needs to howl three times.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49You must both howl three times each.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I don't know. How would you feel about always...
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Cos when I shouted at him last time, he turned into a little wolf.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59He was going "Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!"
0:08:59 > 0:09:00- You do it.- Can you do...?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Are you good at doing doggy noises cos you spend time with them?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- You're doing a good job. Don't worry.- Not long left.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Nice howling, Joe, but you've got to persuade her to join in. Hurry up!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- He goes...- Then he is quite content, very relaxed.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Running out of time. Clock's ticking.- Running out of time.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Yeah, well, can you do a couple of examples of...?- Five seconds.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23I think you're doing fine.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I don't need to get down on my back on the floor.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Time's up. Great job from the remote controllers and the star.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Let's reveal the joke. - You see the box there?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34- Yeah.- You see the box there?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- Yeah.- You see the box there? You see the box there?- Yeah.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- You're on telly. - Oh, my god. Oh, really?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- You were absolutely fantastic. - You was amazing. You were brilliant.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Thank you so much.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- You were fantastic.- So I haven't really got your dog to look after?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- No, you haven't. - That isn't even my dog.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58The best moment for me was when
0:09:58 > 0:10:01he was running around doing an example of how
0:10:01 > 0:10:06a dog went to the toilet, running in circles and then cocking up her leg.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11We all feel relieved that it all worked out well.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17So, remote controllers,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20are you ready to control your star, Joe Swash,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23who is sitting right there, through his next batch of trouble?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Yes!- And are we going to get him into lots of trouble?- Yes!
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Joe, are you up for that?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Yeah.- Yeah? Good. We're taking you out of the celebrity mansion
0:10:31 > 0:10:33and you're going out on the streets.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37And let me tell you, it's going to be a close shave beating this one.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Is that a clue?- Well, it might be. Do you want to find out?- Yes.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Come on, let's go.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Joe's out on the streets ready for the challenge.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50He's got 15 minutes to really test out
0:10:50 > 0:10:53his powers of celebrity persuasion
0:10:53 > 0:10:57by casting and shooting an advert for his fake shaving foam.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I told you this would be a close shave.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03The remote controllers will be bossing Joe
0:11:03 > 0:11:06through his sneaky earpiece from inside this van.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Joe, it's Joel, can you hear me?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Yes, I can hear you, mate.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- This is Swashbuckling shaving foam. - It sounds good.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22You've got to get as many people as you can off the street to join in
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- your advert for your shaving foam. - My advert?- Your advert.- OK.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Next, you need to get those volunteers
0:11:29 > 0:11:32to put on big foamy beards.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37And finally, you're going to have to get you and the volunteers
0:11:37 > 0:11:41to sing a shaving song, which is made up by our remote controllers.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Have you got all that information?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45There's a lot there, but I think it's all gone in.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Most of the cameras are hidden,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50but the public can see Joe's got an advert crew who are filming him.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54First off, he's got five minutes to round up as many people as possible
0:11:54 > 0:11:56to be in his ad. Are you up for it?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- I'm ready.- Let's do this.- Come on, then. Come on, remote controllers.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Here we go. Hello, mate.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Darling... - Get someone who has a beard.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Come on. I need someone with a beard.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Do you want to be in my advert for shaving foam?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- No, thank you.- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Yeah?- Oh, what a shame.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Such a great beard as well.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21He would have been perfect.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I think that's a no. Right, let's get some more people.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Here we go. Hello mate, how are you?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Do you want to be in my advert?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Say, "Can I try your hat?"
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Say, "Can I try your hat?"
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Can I true your hat on? Am I allowed or is it stuck on?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Oh, you look lovely.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Now he's got someone, can he get them to wear a beard?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Just try a little bit on, try a little bit on. Ready?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- Just put a bit on round... - Wow, Joe's got an officer of the law
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- obeying the remote controllers' soapy commands.- That's enough.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58LAUGHTER
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Stay there. Don't move, I'm going to get some more people.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Joe, you've got four minutes left. Hurry up.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Let's try down here.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Mister, boss, what's happening?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Nice hat, I love it. - Will you do me a favour?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- Yeah.- I like your hat.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's a blinding hat. Will you come and be in my advert?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm doing an advert for shaving foam.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22All you've got to do is come here,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26just going to put a bit of this on, just like a little beard.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Uh-huh.- There we go. Lovely.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- You look good in it. It looks good. - Put some on his nose.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34It's all right now.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Lovely, all right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Two down, he's cleaning up at this challenge. But Joe needs to hurry up
0:13:40 > 0:13:41and find a few more volunteers.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Come here.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47I need to stick that on there. And then wait there with these guys.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Try not to get it all over.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52One more person, I need another person.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Quick! Do you want to be in my advert?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Boss, do you want to be in my advert? Come on, mate.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Come on, be in my advert.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05- It's for shaving foam. - Ten, nine, eight...
0:14:05 > 0:14:09There we go. Watch you don't get none on your top.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11A little bit on the nose. Right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Right, OK, Joe, Joe, that's it.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Time's up.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Priya, Alex and Euan have helped Joe to gather his cast
0:14:18 > 0:14:22to star in the advert, but can Joe convince them to actually sing?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30The remote controllers have five minutes
0:14:30 > 0:14:31to come up with a Swash song,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34but their actors might walk off if they're too slow.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Right, we're going to have to perform a song. Right?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Whenever you need a wash, use Swash foam.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Do you want to have a solo?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46And then go home.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Euan's going to tell you the song. - Right, are you ready, guys?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'm going to sing it first and then you can all follow me afterwards.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- OK.- Ready?- After you wash.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- After you wash.- Use my Swash foam.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01After you wash, use my Swash foam.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03And then go home.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05And then go home - we're rapping.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07And then you say, "And I'm in the zone."
0:15:07 > 0:15:09And I'm in the zone. Ready?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Are we ready, guys?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Can Joe get them to actually sing the Swash song?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Ready? One, two, a-one, two, three.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# After you wash, use some Swash foam
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Then you go home and get in the zone. #
0:15:23 > 0:15:24CHEERING
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Get the guy on the far left to get more involved.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Ready, one more time. We're going to put a bit of effort into this one.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33One, two, a-one, two, three.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# After you wash, use the Swash foam
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# Then you go home and get in the zone. # Yeah!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Yeah. - Right, Joe's done it! Brilliant.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Tell them what's been going on.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I've got an earpiece, and there's three guys in the van
0:15:48 > 0:15:51and they've been telling me what to do.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- This has been brilliant. - You were all fantastic sports.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59The public, I don't think they had any idea that it was all a big prank.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03It was really exciting when all the people were doing the dance.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04I didn't think they'd do it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08- And get in the zone!- I think it went, overall, really well, yeah.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Guys, you want to have a little bit?- No, no!- No!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Come on! Come one!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I'm not having any of that!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Rock, paper, scissors!- I'm a cowboy!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25HE GROWLS
0:16:25 > 0:16:29It's great that all these stars have agreed to be remote controlled.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30But to make it fair,
0:16:30 > 0:16:33JK and I have agreed to take a taste of our own medicine.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35This is JK and Joel, Remote Controlled.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Remote Control.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41This is the part of the show where we have to do what we're told
0:16:41 > 0:16:43by remote control text message.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46We never know what's coming, but we have promised to obey every order,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47no matter how awful.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Now, here's a text.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53"Wear the speaker of shame under your jacket."
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- OK. So you've got to stick that on? - Big chunky necklace time.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- And what does it actually do? - 'I am the speaker of shame.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04'I shout embarrassing things when you least expect.'
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Right. OK. Like what?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09'I have dirty pants on.'
0:17:09 > 0:17:10THEY LAUGH
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- We're laughing now. - 'You must wear me for ten minutes
0:17:13 > 0:17:16'on the busy high street and suffer as I shame you.'
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- OK.- Zip up and, you're first.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Thank you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Time to be embarrassed.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Do you know where the car park is, where the lifts are?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Right at the end there. - 'I've got dirty pants on.'
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Yep.- It's somewhere up there. - Just down there.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36SHE LAUGHS
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Excuse me, love, can you show us where I am on this map?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45'Can someone help me get out of this man's coat?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48'I'm stuck inside. Help.'
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Excuse me, you don't know a decent curry house, do you?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, go down the high street.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56'Don't believe him, he's a liar.'
0:17:56 > 0:17:58All men are!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Is there a bus station around here?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I don't know about a station.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08'I'm a grown man,
0:18:08 > 0:18:13'but my mummy still likes to tuck me up in bed at night.'
0:18:13 > 0:18:14What's that? What's that?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16What was making that noise?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- What noise?- When I walked past, something made...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20'I've got dirty pants on.'
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Where? What?- I don't know what it is.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26'I've got dirty pants on. They're making a terrible noise.'
0:18:26 > 0:18:27FARTING
0:18:27 > 0:18:32I do apologise. I think it's the radio in here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35'That speaker was super shameful.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37'It can't be worse next time, can it?'
0:18:45 > 0:18:48We're back at the celebrity house with our remote controllers
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Priya, Alex and Euan. And in the kitchen,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55it looks like someone's forgotten to do the washing up.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Could the messy culprit be our star, Joe Swash?
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Or is all part of another prank? Joe, it's JK, can you hear me?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yes, I can hear you. How are you?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Here's your next challenge. As a famous celebrity,
0:19:05 > 0:19:07you don't like getting your hands dirty,
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- so you don't like washing up or cooking.- Pretty spot on.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14So we've fixed it for you to have a large food delivery
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- and it's going to come very soon. - OK.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- There is some bad news. - I knew there'd be some bad news.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23You have to get the delivery person, whoever that may be,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- to go beyond the call of duty. - You've got 15 minutes
0:19:26 > 0:19:30from when he arrives to get him to do all your washing up.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Honestly?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34What do I say to him when he comes in?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37"Oh, look, do my dishes. I'm going to sit down for a minute"?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I have good news. Our remote controllers will guide you
0:19:40 > 0:19:42through and give you orders.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44And you think that's good news, do you? All right.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Good luck, Joe.- Thank you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52So the main challenge is to persuade the food delivery guy
0:19:52 > 0:19:56to finish a mountain of washing up within 15 minutes.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59As always, tricky tasks will be popping up on the screen
0:19:59 > 0:20:02to make our remote controllers' job even harder.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Are you all ready for this?- Yeah.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Right, just wait for the guy now.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I wouldn't want to come in someone's house and do their dishes, no way.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- He's pulling up outside. - Is he pulling up outside?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14DOOR BELL
0:20:14 > 0:20:19- He's here.- All right, here we go. Keep your fingers crossed, guys.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Hi there.- Hello, mate. Thank you very much. Come in.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Do you want me to take some of that for you?- Fantastic.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Lovely. So what have we got here?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Nice hair.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- I like your hair. - Huh?- You've got cool hair.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40A very rock style.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Yeah, we've worked out he's got cool hair.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Now here's a task.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Get him to unpack and taste all the take-away.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Will you do us a favour, will you help me unpack these?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56If that's all right.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Say he really needs...
0:21:01 > 0:21:05No, do a taste test. "I really think it'll be poisonous."
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Do a taste test. "I really think it'll be poisonous."
0:21:08 > 0:21:10It isn't going to make me sick, is it?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Course it's not.- Will you do a taste test with me?
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- A taste test?- Yeah.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18No, say, "I'm scared it might be spicy. Can you take the first taste?"
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm a bit worried it might be too spicy.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Is it spicy this food? - Not at all.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27They've tried their hardest, but he's not just tasting the grub.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Perhaps he's already had his tea.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Next challenge. - Time for the next task.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35You've got five minutes left to beg the delivery person to wash up.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37What have we got here?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41You know what, I've got to do this house before,
0:21:41 > 0:21:43before everyone arrives.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44I had me...
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- You've got to what?- I've got some friends coming round later.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Listen, will you do me a favour? I know it sounds a little bit cheeky.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55The thing is that my girlfriend hasn't tidied up
0:21:55 > 0:21:56and the place is an absolute tip.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I've got people coming round for the take-away
0:21:59 > 0:22:03and it's quite an important dinner. Will you help me?
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Yeah...- Will you do the dishes for me and then I'll lay the table out.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- OK.- Will that be a problem?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Have you got the time to do that? - Yeah, sure.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I mean, is that all right?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I'm just going to tidy this stuff up.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23That was cool to get him to agree to help so quick.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Next time I'm tidying my room, I'm going to call him.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28THEY GIGGLE
0:22:30 > 0:22:33So what time's your party?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36They're coming over in about 45 minutes.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Are they?- Are you from Ireland?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Are you from Ireland?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45- Where's your accent from?- Edinburgh.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50Edinburgh? I was in Edinburgh. I've been twice this year to Edinburgh.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Is that in Wales?- Edinburgh's... Is Edinburgh in Wales?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Ha-ha! You're having a laugh. No, Scotland.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Of course, it's in bonny Scotland. I don't know what I was thinking.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Maybe it wasn't Edinburgh that I went to.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12The pile of washing up's going down and Joe hasn't lifted a finger.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Nice work.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Explain you have celebrity hands and you can't do any manual work.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I'd love to get in there and help you, but I've got celebrity hands
0:23:23 > 0:23:27and celebrity hands are notorious for being very delicate
0:23:27 > 0:23:29when it comes to washing up or manual labour.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I'm going to have to leave it with you,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34because I've got to look after these.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Feel them, feel how soft they are.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Feel my hands. It is like a cloud, isn't it?
0:23:44 > 0:23:45They're soft enough.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49I'll put some of these over there.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Joe did amazingly there.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55It is sounded like he really meant it about the celebrity hands.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Shout out, "I'm the king of the jungle."
0:23:57 > 0:23:59I'm the king of the jungle!
0:24:02 > 0:24:03And again.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I'm the king of the jungle!
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Do a celebration dance.
0:24:10 > 0:24:16When I won the jungle, I had like a little dance that I done.
0:24:16 > 0:24:22So my celebration dance, it goes - # I'm the king of the jungle
0:24:22 > 0:24:23# Yes, I am I'm the king. #
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Can you have a go?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Do you reckon you could do that?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29HE LAUGHS
0:24:29 > 0:24:32The remote controllers are on fire. What will they make Joe do next?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Pretend to slip over.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I think that floor was a little bit wet.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- It's all that dancing. - I think that floor was a bit wet.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52That's all right, don't worry about me. I'll be all right.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Slip over again.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Tell him to help you up.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Give us a hand. I've just done it again.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I don't know what's the matter.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It's not the...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Watch it, it's really, really slippery around there.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It's not the floor.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15With those kind of stunts, Joe should be in Hollywood.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Finally, the delivery guy's back at the sink.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Come on, focus on the last few dishes.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23There's only two minutes left to get him to finish all the washing up.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's get some cups out, shall we?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27If you want to carry on with them dishes.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32Say, "Just give them a good scrub."
0:25:32 > 0:25:35"Just give them a good scrub. Don't be lazy."
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Make sure they're clean as well. I don't want no slacking.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Listen, I'm trying my best not to.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Go over it really quickly. That's it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Yes! Joe got the delivery man to clear the whole sink.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Great work, remote controllers. Time to reveal the joke.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Tell him he's completed it.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You've completed it. Reveal it.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I'm going to have to tell you the truth,
0:25:59 > 0:26:01you've been on a hidden camera show.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06THEY LAUGH
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Thank you so much for being a good sport.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Billy, you are the nicest man I think we've possibly ever met.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14- Billy would have done it all. - He would have!
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Billy, can I ask you something? Did you not find it a bit strange?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Normally, do you go up to somebody's door and go,
0:26:20 > 0:26:21"Thanks very much," and take the 20 quid?
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Everybody's different. But no-one's ever fallen over before.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I think that went really well.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30We got him to do everything and more.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33The delivery man did absolutely everything
0:26:33 > 0:26:36and even got really well in with the dishes.
0:26:36 > 0:26:44Funniest part had to be when Joe kept slipping over. Several times.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I think Joe's performance was really good
0:26:46 > 0:26:48and the delivery man definitely believed him.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Hey!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Do you know what, it's been a really tough day today.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Joe, how have you felt? Has it been good?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Towards the end, it was quite enjoyable.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I was a bit scared in the beginning,
0:27:05 > 0:27:08but you guys were brilliant, so well done.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- What was the best bit of the day? - My favourite part of the day was
0:27:11 > 0:27:15when he started putting shaving foam all over those people's faces.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Euan, what was your favourite part of the day?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21My favourite part of the day was when you said that Edinburgh is in Wales.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Is Edinburgh in Wales?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25No, Scotland.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29I actually really did think it was in Wales, but we won't say anything.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31We have something for you.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Caps and jackets and all sorts over there.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Excuse me? - No, you can't have one.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Remote controllers, you've been brilliant.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Joe is not going to forget you in a hurry.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42That's it, until the next time when we put a star
0:27:42 > 0:27:45with our remote controllers, here on...
0:27:45 > 0:27:48ALL: Remote Control Star!
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