Jedward

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Have you ever wanted to control a celebrity?

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Make your wish their command?

0:00:06 > 0:00:10This is the show where three mates take charge of a star for the day,

0:00:10 > 0:00:14controlling them through funny situations, like these.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Squirt it at him.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Accidentally spill cereal all over the place.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, dear.

0:00:28 > 0:00:33- Start dancing.- # I'm the king of the jungle, yes I am! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Now be a duck.- Quack quack quack!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41All the action takes place in our celebrity house.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50And our remote controllers will be based here...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52in this hi-tech control room,

0:00:52 > 0:00:57giving their star instructions via a secret earpiece.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01It's time to remote control another star.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's meet today's remote controllers.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hi, I'm Callum. I'm the joker of the group.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Watch out, remote control star, here I come!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Hi, I'm Graeme.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25I'm the brains of the group and I always come up with good ideas.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Hi, I'm Chi. I'm really looking forward to meeting

0:01:29 > 0:01:33our remote control star and playing some awesome pranks.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Chi is definitely the biggest prankster, but I'm close behind him.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I think I'm the biggest prankster.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Once we put itching powder in my dad's sleeping bag and he went mad.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50The brains of the group would be me

0:01:50 > 0:01:54because at school I'm always coming up with good ideas.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56We like pranks.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Have you got us a star, or what?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Oh, I've got a star! In fact, I've got two!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Also, they've got a lot of energy!

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Energy, energy, right. Is it Usain Bolt,

0:02:09 > 0:02:11and Usain Bolt's brother?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15No. They are brothers and they have amazing haircuts.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Today's stars rose to fame on the X Factor

0:02:19 > 0:02:22to become pop's zaniest twins.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Today's remote control stars are...

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know, anything could happen today!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's Jedward!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I want you guys to go crazy!

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Anything you want us to do, OK? We're like your robot.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Now, the remote controllers. First, Graeme.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- What do you think about Graeme? - Graeme looks cool.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46He looks like he's up to mischief.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48He'll make us to do cool things.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- What about Chi?- He looks excited. He's got cool trainers on.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- He'll tell us to do cool things. - Finally, Callum.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58He looks like loads of fun, he's going to be a joker.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01He looks like he'll get us to do loads of tricks.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Are you ready for today?- Yes. - We are so ready. We are ready.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- There's your earpiece. - It looks like a hearing aid!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Wear it for the first challenge.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13So, boys, are you ready for Jedward? ALL: Yes!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Guys, are you ready for the remote controllers?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Yes!- We are so ready!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Jedward, go that way for your first challenge.- OK.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Dude, come on, let's go! - See you guys later.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24- See you!- Remote controllers,

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- are you ready?- ALL: Yes!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Ask me if I'm ready?- Are you ready? - No.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Jedward are in position in the kitchen.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Secret cameras are covering their every move

0:03:39 > 0:03:43and they can hear the orders coming from the remote controllers now.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- John, Edward, it's JK. Can you hear me?- Hi, JK.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48What do you think of the garden?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Seriously, the garden's cool. There's a playground.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53There's wood everywhere.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56It's a big garden to do loads of fun stuff.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58The wood is actually garden furniture,

0:03:58 > 0:04:00and it needs to be assembled.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Yes.- So, here's the deal.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Being celebrities, you can't assemble it yourselves.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08We've called in a handyman to come and put up for you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Cool!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12But you can't let him get on with his job

0:04:12 > 0:04:15because your challenge is to distract the handyman

0:04:15 > 0:04:18with some serious celebrity twin antics.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Also, you've got to make him judge once and for all

0:04:21 > 0:04:23who is best out of you two.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25So, it's a special battle of the twins.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I'm going to beat you.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31The controllers will tell you what to do, so you can get away with it.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Yes!- Good luck, boys.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37They have just 15 minutes to figure out fun ways to distract

0:04:37 > 0:04:41the handyman, who thinks he has come to put up a garden bench.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45As always, tasks will be popping up on this screen.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Will the remote controllers be able to get John and Edward to do them?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Get ready, here we go.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Right, Clem the handyman is already assembling that bench.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Whoops!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03They've got to stop him doing that!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I'm John.- You're John. - I've got a blue tie.- Blue tie.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I've got a red tie. - Edward's got a red tie.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Ask to look at the instructions and rip them up by mistake.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14OK, OK, OK.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23That's not going to help. That's not going to help me.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Get the handyman to measure your hair to find out who is the tallest.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Do you have a ruler? - I can get one.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Can you measure our hair?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41My hair's way taller than yours.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Mine's well taller than yours! - Um...

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Who's got the longest hair, me or Edward?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I was just about to measure it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Measure it now.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Measure it now because we're in a rush.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'll just pop that down there for a second.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58We'll do the hair thing... Oh, wow!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Measure my hair first. Are you ready?- Ready.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09You've got to put your head up straight.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10I'm struggling here.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18- What are you doing? Meant to measure straight, yeah.- This way up.

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- OK, that's coming in at seven, I'd say.- Seven inches? Seven inches.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Get the other one measured now.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Measure Edward's. - Who's winning here?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29It's coming in at six-and-a-half.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32# I've got longer hair than you, I've got longer hair than you. #

0:06:32 > 0:06:34In your face, Edward!

0:06:34 > 0:06:39We've worked out that either John or Edward has the longest hair.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40The one with the blue tie, anyway.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44They've wasted five minutes of his time so far. Good work.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Things are about to get strenuous.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Get the handyman to decide who's the most athletic.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55We want to race.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Can you time it on your watch, really quick?- I'm timing it.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- It's too many things at once. - You ready?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Are you ready?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Can you time us doing a race? - All right.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06On your marks,

0:07:06 > 0:07:09get set, go.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11This is thirsty work.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15The remote controllers have Jedward running rings around the handyman.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Say that one of you cheated and done a false start.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- You cheated.- I didn't cheat. I don't cheat in races.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Do another race.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Do you want to race against us?- OK.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29I'll race you.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31OK, are you ready?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33On your marks, set, go.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35And they're off.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Hang on, did Clem the handyman just commit a cheeky foul with his foot?

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Look, the handyman's having a right laugh and most importantly,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50he's not built any of that bench.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Good work from Jedward. - I'm beating you, I've won!

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Here's another task to keep him away from his work a little bit longer.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59May the best man win.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Get the handyman to decide who's the best twin.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Who do you think is the best twin so far?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07That's a tough one. You're on par.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Tell him to decide who the best twin is and you'll leave him alone.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Decide who's the best twin and we'll leave you alone.- The best twin?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Yes.- Can I flip a coin?- Yes.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20It's not my choice, it's the coin's choice, the coin's deciding it.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Is it sturdy?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's getting there.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What's going on?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Who wants heads, who wants tails? - Lose the coin.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Toss it, but lose the coin.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Calling it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Where's it gone?

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Yes, heads, I've got it!- I've got heads!- I thought he was tails?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48To decide, we'll use rock, paper scissors.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- OK.- You be the judge, OK, ready?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Tell him to do scissors every time.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Do scissors every time.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Keep doing it until the handyman says shut up.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Keep going.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Rope, paper, scissors.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15I'm not sure who won.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20They've almost done the full 15 minutes wasting the handyman's time.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Kick the bench down by accident.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27- Edward, look, you're breaking it all.- Whatever.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Try and get...

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Time's up. Let's put this handyman out of his misery.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Tell him you've been on a hidden camera TV show.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Look at that bird there. - There's a bird there.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Look at that bird in the window. See it?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- There?- You're on a hidden camera show, OK?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49You're on a hidden camera show!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53How are you, buddy?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- I'll hold that for a minute. - Are you serious?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- How are you?- I've been better.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01What were your first impressions of the legendary Jedward?

0:10:01 > 0:10:05I was...it was impressive, I was like a little, you know,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08not all there, but in a good way.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I've got an idea. I think I can beat you all in a race.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12All right.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Funniest part of that challenge

0:10:17 > 0:10:20was when Jedward started racing around the garden.

0:10:20 > 0:10:25- We thought the handyman... - Had the easiest and hardest job.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Because the easier part was like putting the bench

0:10:29 > 0:10:33but the hardest part was having to put up with Jedward.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Remote controllers, are you having fun?- Yes!

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Are you ready to guide Jedward

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- through to the next challenge? - Yes!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Boys, are you ready?- Yes!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49This time, we are cranking up the pressure.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52You will be under pressure for the next challenge.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Have you brought your dancing shoes with you?

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Yes, we have.- Yes, we have. - Good. You're going to need them.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01So, you get ready for your next challenge. Good luck.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07John and Edward are in the sitting room with our remote controllers,

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Callum, Graeme, and Chi, standing by with instructions.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Remote controllers, headphones on and lights down.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Boys, it's JK, can you hear me?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Hey, JK.- Can you hear us?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23We can hear you loud and clear.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Ready for the next challenge? - We're ready.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28In a moment, a salesman is going to come around to the house.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- A salesman?- A salesman. - What's he selling to us?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Doors and windows, actually.- Cool. - The challenge is

0:11:35 > 0:11:37to get the salesmen to dance with you,

0:11:37 > 0:11:41but the style must get sillier as the challenge progresses, OK?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- OK, OK, yeah.- Remember, the remote controllers are controlling you.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Oh, yeah.- They're going to help you decide what to say and do,

0:11:47 > 0:11:49and help you complete the challenge.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Good luck.- Thanks. Remote controllers, are you ready?- Yes.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Let's do this, OK? We're going to wait here for him.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00The main challenge for the next 15 minutes is to persuade the salesman

0:12:00 > 0:12:02to boogie his way through his sales pitch.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05As always, tricky tasks will be popping up on the screen

0:12:05 > 0:12:09to make our remote controllers' job even harder.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11This may be a tough challenge.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Will John and Edward be able to pull this off?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Are you ready for the next challenge?- Yes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Let's wait for the doorbell and then we'll begin.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Stop.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Here we go.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Hi, how are you?- You all right?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Hey, Sean.- All right?- Hi Sean, I'm John, how are you?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39OK, the double-glazing salesman has arrived thinking

0:12:39 > 0:12:41he's here to sell patio doors.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44The remote controllers and Jedward have other ideas.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Say the record company said you could have anything you wanted.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52The record company said we could have anything we wanted. It's crazy!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54This house cost...it was millions.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Edward says, I want red, John says...- Edward, say you want red,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00and John say you want blue windows.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Can we get blue windows, can we?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I want red windows.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Blue looks better.- Red ones are way better.- I want blue windows.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- They match our ties.- They match our ties because I've got blue.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13It's my favourite and red's his favourite.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I'm sick of you making all these decisions. I want red windows.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- I'll be back in a tick. - Such a baby.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Crikey, this looks so convincing!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I hope they don't bicker like this at home.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- You want solid, them windows? - Have you calmed down now?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Have you calmed down, John?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes, we weren't having a fight.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Give him a big hug and make up.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Come here.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Ah, bless.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Well done, they're three minutes into the task

0:13:40 > 0:13:43and the salesman, busy measuring up, is blissfully unaware

0:13:43 > 0:13:45that John and Edward are being remote controlled.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Time to hit the dance floor. - Make him do Riverdance.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Can you do Riverdance?- I can't. - Come on, try it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54This won't be easy.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56OK, so...

0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's meant to be Riverdance, not tap dance!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Tell him to try harder.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Try harder.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'm not a dancer, I'm a window salesmen.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11You need to try harder. Come on, let's do this.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15He's managed to sidestep the Irish jig but the remote controllers

0:14:15 > 0:14:20- have to keep this dance session going.- He must breakdance with you.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Can you breakdance?- No. - What dance moves do you have?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- I make glass and stuff like... - Do your dance moves.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29I ain't got no dance. I'm not a dancer.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I don't want the windows, then, if you don't want to dance.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35We don't want the windows, if you're not going to dance with us.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Show us a dance move, we'll think about buying the windows.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Nice one, Chi. He's got to join in now!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Come on, now, try your best, OK?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Good luck, John.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Do it, do it, go.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Do it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Come on, a bit more enthusiastic.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Jedward are loving it but the salesman isn't too keen.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Come on, a bit more enthusiastic.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06With four minutes remaining,

0:15:06 > 0:15:08can they convince him to try some new moves?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10It's ballet time.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Edward, it's ballet time. Are you ready?

0:15:20 > 0:15:24We do it around about this time every day.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26We do ballet in here every single day.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Can you try it?- No.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Come on, try it with us, OK?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Are you ready? - What do you want me to try?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I want you to put your hands in the air.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Sing, "Stop, ballet time".

0:15:40 > 0:15:45All right, stop, it's ballet time. Jedward's here to do some ballet.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46He's joining in!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Amazing!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Ballet, baby. Ballet.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Wait, we need to do some pleating. We need to do this.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57He seems to be going along with all this dancing,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00but how long can they keep it up?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02OK, I wanted to dance like this.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Ready? Go like this. Ready?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08One, two, three, look.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10They've had this double-glazing salesman

0:16:10 > 0:16:13going for nearly 15 minutes.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Well done, John and Edward. It's time to reveal the joke.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Do you think the windows would look good in a hidden TV show?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Do you think these windows would look good,

0:16:21 > 0:16:24look good in a hidden camera show?

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Sean, top man. Come over here. Sean.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Have a look in there, give it a wave.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37There's one over there as well, there's one in the corner up there.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I learnt so much about windows from you,

0:16:39 > 0:16:42- I knew nothing about windows. - You can get blue ones.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Red one's a bit difficult.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I actually know now, I'm going to get red windows.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Sean, it's been a pleasure. - You have been a star.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50I think Jedward were good.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yes, they were like, they were very good,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- they didn't do that much freestyle. - Much better in that challenge.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00- At least we got through to challenge three.- We got it through.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Well done, guys!- Nice one, G... - C...- M!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15It's great that all these stars agreed to be remote controlled

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- through tricky situations on our show.- But to make things fair,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22we had a go at it ourselves. This is JK and Joel, remote controlled.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27This is the part of the show where we're told exactly

0:17:27 > 0:17:29what to do by remote controlled text message.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31We never know what's coming our way,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35but we have promised to obey every single order, no matter how awful.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Just waiting for that text.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38There it is.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39It reads...

0:17:48 > 0:17:49- Good luck.- Good luck.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51JK's first, do a pig.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Excuse me, love, I'm looking for a toy.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58if there's a toy shop around here? I've got to find this toy,

0:17:58 > 0:18:00a piggy-bank. It goes...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Do you know any football scores from today?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06I'm trying to get me football results on here.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Can't, it doesn't work. Moo.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12What noise does a pig make? It's sort of like...

0:18:12 > 0:18:14SNORTS

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Really like... Really sort of a big one.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19See, it's just not moo-ving.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22There's one which is a dinosaur, it goes RAAR!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I'm looking for a card with a chicken.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26CLUCKS

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I need to buy a monkey, one that goes...

0:18:28 > 0:18:33I've got to get dog food, because the dog's at home going...

0:18:33 > 0:18:35There's a shop up here, they sell dogs.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Do they have elephants that go...

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Because you know they've big ears and a big trunk and they go...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43definitely sure it's in Africa?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Because it goes woof, woof, woof!

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- It shouldn't go woof, woof, woof. - That's a good point.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51She's not wrong, that impersonation was rubbish!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I definitely win that challenge, hands down.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00We're back at the celebrity house with our remote controllers

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Callum, Graeme and Chi. They're ready to instruct Jedward

0:19:04 > 0:19:06through their final challenge.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Jedward are positioned in the sitting room

0:19:09 > 0:19:11for their third and final challenge.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Are you ready?- Yes!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Let's get our headphones on, put the lights down.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- John and Edward, it's JK. Can you hear me?- Hey, JK, we can hear you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Are you ready for your third and final challenge?- Yes!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25We've invited a stylist round to see you,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28and they're coming over to give you a makeover.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33But you have to slowly reveal that you're releasing a new song called

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Old MacJedward Had a Farm.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Then you've got to get the stylist to pretend to be an animal.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Is that clear?- Yes.- Wait for your orders from the remote controllers.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44We're listening out for the doorbell. Get prepared.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- OK, JK.- Here we go.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50They have 15 minutes to convince the stylist that acting like an animal

0:19:50 > 0:19:52is the best idea ever. Good luck.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58As always, tricky tasks will be popping on the screen

0:19:58 > 0:20:00to make our remote controllers' job even harder.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03DOORBELL RINGS

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Hello.- Hello, how are you? - Nice to meet you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Bring it in, bring it in.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Nice to meet you. Sorry if I'm cold.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- What's your name?- Simone.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19All right, we have a brand new single coming out.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23We're so excited. It's called Old MacJedward Had A Farm.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Our hair's endangered cos everyone touches it.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27If we lose our hair, we'll use this quiff.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29OK, so now the formalities are out of the way,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32let's get on with our first task.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Get her to wear a Jedward wig.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You know, right now, I think because we both have quiffs,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44you should have a quiff as well. Just to set the atmosphere.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I've got a big head, you know.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50There we go.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53You're like our model as well.

0:20:58 > 0:21:03The big question is, how stylish will the stylist's animal sounds be?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Make animal sounds with her.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07So, have you ever been on a farm before?

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Been on a farm?- Yes, do you know what a cow sounds like?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- HE MOOS - Or like a sheep, like...

0:21:14 > 0:21:18- HE BAAS OK, yeah.- Do you want to help us?

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Try the grey ones on.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27- Try it on, see what it's like. - I've worn this before.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Make chicken noises.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35You guys are unique so you just do your own thing, don't you?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38HE CLUCKS

0:21:38 > 0:21:41She only came to pick out clothes.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44What must she think of this animal behaviour?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- John, she came to give us advice. - Try on the chicken outfit.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51I was thinking we're up against Lady Gaga so we need to...

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- She's already done the meat dress. - Chicken suit's not really a trend.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Do you want me to help you?- Yeah.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Can you make a chicken noise?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Can- I- make a chicken noise? HE CLUCKS

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Ready? I can't hear you, what?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Do it. Go...

0:22:08 > 0:22:11THEY CLUCK

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Jedward are doing well.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15She has a wig on, and she's making the right noises.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Can they persuade this top stylist to try a new look?

0:22:20 > 0:22:25Get her to dress up like a chicken and sing Old MacJedward Had A Farm.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28You know what I think we should do, you can have that outfit,

0:22:28 > 0:22:31you can have the sheep outfit. We're going to make sheep noises.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh, I can have an outfit?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Try the outfit on.- They'll never get her to wear that...will they?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Try it out, I want to see what it looks like.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Everybody's got to get on the same page, just to get in the mood.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Just to get in the mood, OK? Just so me and John aren't...

0:22:46 > 0:22:49OK, OK.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Ah, she's putting it on! Brilliant work!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Do a cow noise really, really loud.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58LOUD MOO

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Do I really have to make the noises?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Edward, chase your tail.

0:23:05 > 0:23:11I want to get my tail, I want to get my tail, I want to get my tail.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Great remote controlling!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15You put these gloves on.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Everyone make their animal noises.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19We're all going to make our animal noise, OK?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- I'm a chicken, so I'm going to go... - CLUCKS

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Your noise, Edward.- Oink, oink!

0:23:25 > 0:23:30After you've done it, all sing Old MacJedward Had A Farm.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- And your noise is?- Mine is a sheep.- Make a sheep noise.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Baa.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- I don't get it.- Go on, make it.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40HE BAAS

0:23:40 > 0:23:42SHE BAAS

0:23:42 > 0:23:44This stylist can't stop giggling.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Let's hope she's not on to them or she really will have the last laugh.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Very cool, a pig/sheep.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57They've got her wearing the pig's nose - they've gone the whole hog!

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Do you want to be our stylist for life?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Will you style us for the rest of our life?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Well, yeah, of course, that'd be fantastic.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06You now need to sing your song.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Let's all sing, ready?

0:24:07 > 0:24:10- What do I need to do? - Here we go, ready?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12In the light, it's really cool. Ready?

0:24:12 > 0:24:16# Old MacJedward had a farm, EIEIO

0:24:16 > 0:24:20# And on that farm he had a sheep EIEIO

0:24:20 > 0:24:22# With a baa-baa here and a baa-baa there

0:24:22 > 0:24:24# Baa-baa, baa-baa Everywhere a baa-baa

0:24:24 > 0:24:28# Old MacJedward had a farm EIEIO

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- # And on that farm... #- Nice!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33They only need a couple more ideas to waste a bit more time.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Louis Walsh is coming to watch it in ten minutes.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Louis Walsh is coming over here now.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Sharon and Louis are coming over.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- You can stay in that outfit. - I can stay in this outfit?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48One of us has to be in this outfit, and you need to wear an outfit.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Why?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Say you're the new stylist director.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54You're the new stylist director.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- We need to introduce them to you. - OK, so can I get changed?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Just seconds to go, come on, Jedward, keep it up a bit longer.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Would you wear something like this on television?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Would you wear something like that on television?- No.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10And time's up. Let's let the cat out of the bag

0:25:10 > 0:25:14and end this animal crackers challenge. Go, go, go.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Would you wear it on a camera show?

0:25:16 > 0:25:21- I wouldn't wear it ever.- You are on a hidden camera show! Agh!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- How are you, Simone?- I'm all right.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34You can't breathe, let's get it on properly.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35There you go.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Let's take it off.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- We love the Jedward quiff.- Thanks.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42- You look amazing.- Thank you.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46It's been so long since we actually realised what you look like

0:25:46 > 0:25:49when you originally came in here. Oh, there she is!

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Hold my hand.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54And I'll just press there.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Away you go.- Sit down!- Sit down.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05We've got it, we've got it! Boys, pull. Come on.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15- Get it off her.- Yes!

0:26:18 > 0:26:21The most exciting part of that challenge would have been

0:26:21 > 0:26:24where they were all dressed up in their costumes.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27# With a baa-baa here and a baa-baa there

0:26:27 > 0:26:30# Baa-baa, baa-baa Everywhere a baa-baa... #

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I think the most exciting part was

0:26:32 > 0:26:36when Edward put on the pig outfit, "I need my tail, I need my tail".

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I want to get my tail, I want to get my tail!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Running around chasing his tail. - It was really exciting.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47- That was the best challenge, I think we all agree.- They were amazing.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Fantastic, we had so much fun. - Ladies and gentlemen, Jedward!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Thanks, guys.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- The remote controllers. - The remote controllers!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Remote controllers, first of all, Graeme,

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- what was your favourite part? - My favourite part

0:27:07 > 0:27:08was when the handyman came

0:27:08 > 0:27:11and John and Edward raced him and he fell over.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- That was very funny. Chi. - My favourite part

0:27:13 > 0:27:15was when Edward ate the instructions.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17They didn't taste good.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20We've got something to say thank you because you've been brilliant.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I have the Remote Control Star baseball hat.

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Stick those on, stick those on.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- I want one.- And look at these,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28exclusive hoodies as well for you, boys.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Wear those with pride. - Final round of applause.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Well done, everyone.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34And that is it for today.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Until next time when we put another star

0:27:36 > 0:27:38together with three more remote controllers, here on...

0:27:38 > 0:27:41ALL: Remote Control Star!