Saira Khan

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Have you ever wanted to control a celebrity?

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Make your wish their command?

0:00:06 > 0:00:10This is the show where three mates take charge of a star for the day,

0:00:10 > 0:00:14controlling them through funny situations, like these.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Kick the bench down by accident.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23You've got to accidentally spill cereal all over the place.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, dear.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Start dancing.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# I'm the king of the jungle, yes, I am. #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Now be a duck.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42All the action takes place in our celebrity house.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51And our remote controllers will be based here...

0:00:52 > 0:00:55..in this hi tech control room, giving their star instructions

0:00:55 > 0:00:57via a secret earpiece.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's time to remote-control another star.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05CHEERING

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Let's meet today's remote controllers.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Hi, I'm Bethie, I'm the prankster of the group,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20and once I put itching powder into someone's pants.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23My name's Amelia and I'm the organised one of the group.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25And I like bossing these two around.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30Hi, I'm Matthew and no-one... no-one bosses me around.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I think Bethie is going to bring good luck.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Because she's like the prankster,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41she's probably going to make everything, like, really funny.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Matthew's really funny so he'll bring lots of laughter.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Amelia's quite organised and she won't let us muck about.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54So we've got our remote controllers. All we need now is today's star.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Have you got one?- Yep, sorted. - Brilliant.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58In fact, I've got a clue for you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm playing this computer game but I can't get to the next level.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I just can't beat the boss.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Today's star is a business genius and TV presenter of Beat The Boss.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Are you ready, remote controllers? - Yes.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15It's Saira Khan.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Aah! Hello!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Lovely to meet you.- Hello.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21What have you got in store today?

0:02:21 > 0:02:27We're going to make it fun but it is going to be humiliating.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29And embarrassing and funny.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- So humiliating, fun, embarrassing. - Yes.- Sounds all right, doesn't it?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I like the fun bit but I'm not sure about the rest.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Do you promise to obey all orders from our remote controllers,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- no matter how awful?- Yes, I promise.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Yeah!- Brilliant! This is your hidden earpiece.- OK.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45You need to wear that.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- Ready for your first challenge? - I am.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Good luck. You go that way. Remote controllers, ready?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Whoop, whoop, kerching, oh, yeah!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I think that was a "yes".- Yes! - Come on, let's go.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Saira's in the sitting room.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Four cameras cover her every move.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's time for the first of her three challenges.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Saira, it's JK, can you hear me?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- I can.- Here's the good news.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- OK?- 'Being a successful business woman celebrity...'

0:03:15 > 0:03:17you're going to be having a relaxing massage

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- to unwind from all the stress. - That's nice.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- I know, we're those kind of guys. - Yeah, I like that.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's Joel here, with some bad news.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Oh.- 'You have to spend the entire session...'

0:03:27 > 0:03:30boasting to your masseur about a new book that you're writing.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32OK.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36The book you're writing is The Seven Secrets Of Saira's Success...

0:03:36 > 0:03:39which, by the way, is going to be totally rubbish.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44It's OK, the remote controllers will tell you exactly what to say and do.

0:03:44 > 0:03:45All right.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50She's got ten minutes to boast about her book to the masseur

0:03:50 > 0:03:54who thinks he's come for a normal massage session.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Tasks will pop up on this screen.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Will the remote controllers be able to get Saira to do them?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01And remember, when the masseur gets here,

0:04:01 > 0:04:03he knows nothing about the hidden cameras.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- WHISPERS:- Listen out for the doorbell. Get ready.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Gosh.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Oh, no, I'm getting really nervous.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, that' the bell.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- WHISPERS:- He's coming. He's coming, he's definitely coming now.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Hi. How are you?- I'm really good.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Are you all right? Nice to meet you.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22The camera's ready, Saira's ready. Masseur's in the house.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Over to the remote controllers.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Can they get Saira to make this massage strange for ten minutes?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Here we go, can't wait for this.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34When was the last time you had a massage?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh...well, the last time I had a massage... Oh, God, can't remember.

0:04:37 > 0:04:3912 years ago.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42About 12 years ago. Yeah!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44No, actually, no.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Apart from the one I had last week.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Actually...do you know what?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Do you know what? I think I had one about last week.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Really? OK, well obviously your mind is so full of other things going on.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00And I'm so busy.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03It's just being a celebrity and stuff.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Just, you know, being on telly and being a celebrity

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- and all the celebrity things I do... - Everyone wants you.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Everybody wants me, everybody wants me,

0:05:11 > 0:05:13you know, here, there, everywhere.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Do you like my painting? - Do you like my painting that I did?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- You did this?- I did that, do you like that?- My daughter did it.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Um, actually I have to tell you,

0:05:25 > 0:05:28I didn't do it. It was my daughter that did it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Really?- Yeah, yeah.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Set up the table.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Shall we set the table up? - Sure.- That'd be great.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Actually, I do recognise your face.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Do you?- Yes, yes.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I was in Coronation Street.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Actually I was in Coronation Street.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Coronation Street?- Yeah.- They sent me something

0:05:47 > 0:05:49to say that you were in The Apprentice.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah, yeah, no, no. It was...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53You know... People get confused.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54- Yeah.- Oh, right.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Yeah.- And EastEnders.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Oh, and I did a bit of EastEnders as well.- 'And Emmerdale.'

0:05:59 > 0:06:02And Emmerdale. Do you watch any of these programmes?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I used to, but not any more.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Great remote controlling. They've got Saira talking in circles.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10She'll say she was in Holby City next,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13but she is starting to look like a bit like a CASUALTY.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16She can't help giggling, she's really got to hold it in.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Saira's got to pretend that this

0:06:19 > 0:06:21is one of her favourite secrets for success.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27"Shout 'show me the money' as loud as you can. Keep shouting it."

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Sorry.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Show me the money!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Show me the money!

0:06:35 > 0:06:40Show me the money! Show me the money!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Show me the money!- But why?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46It's just business.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48How weird does he think Saira is now?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Here's another one of Saira's secrets for success.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58"Demonstrate how to breathe for success -

0:06:58 > 0:07:00"like, sounding like a pig or a horse."

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well the thing is I'm writing a book

0:07:02 > 0:07:08and it's called Saira's...Seven...Secrets...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Saira's Seven Secrets Of Success.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12The Seven Secrets Of Saira's Success.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Seven Secrets...- One of them... - Seven Secrets Of Saira's Success.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19What do you think about that? Do you think that's good?

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yeah, it's got a ring to it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23One of the main secrets, OK, is all about breathing.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26And you...this, can I just demonstrate the breathing

0:07:26 > 0:07:28that I have to do before I do anything?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I have to breathe like this.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33SHE SNORTS AND EXHALES

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Do it with me.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Can you do it with me? Can you...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I bet...Listen, if you do it with me, I promise you, it works.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- I will get a sore throat. - Try it with me.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Please, please, just do this.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49SHE SNORTS AND EXHALES

0:07:49 > 0:07:51HE EXHALES

0:07:51 > 0:07:56But don't you think the snorting bit clears your nasal passages?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Why don't you try?- Show me the money.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Show me the money!- Show me the money!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03That's what you must be saying - show me the money!

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Apart from the giggling,

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Saira's been great, following these orders.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Can she keep it up, though?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10With under one minute left,

0:08:10 > 0:08:15here's another of Saira's top tips for how to go up in the world.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17"Jump as high as you can to show your success."

0:08:17 > 0:08:21The other is the higher you jump, the more money you get.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22So if you can jump like this...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Can she get him to jump?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Can you jump higher than me? Go on, then, go on. Go on.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well done, Saira. Time to reveal the joke.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Smile...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38..because you've been...

0:08:38 > 0:08:41on a TV programme with hidden cameras!

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Wahey!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- You were very good.- I did say...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I thought something was up.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm sorry. You were brilliant. I'm really very, very sorry.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51That was just evil.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54What did you think about all of that?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Well, I did do some of the stuff. I thought, "This is kind of weird.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59"This is a bit weird."

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- It was so funny.- Did you have fun?- I really enjoyed it and I'm very sorry.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Round of applause. Well done, you. - Yay!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Well done.- Do you want me to...? Well, you get down.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oi, get off!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I've seen them do this as well.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Argh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16There you go, that's fine.

0:09:16 > 0:09:21My favourite bit was when she was yelling, "Show me the money".

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Show me the money! Show me the money!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- That was really funny.- When she was snorting was really funny.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36I think she did really well but she could have held back the giggles.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39SHE GIGGLES Actually...do you know what?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Sorry.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Remote controllers, you've done fantastically well.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Time to guide Saira through the next challenge.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Are you going to make it easier or slightly harder?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- A lot harder.- Loads harder.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Brilliant. We'll take you out of the mansion

0:09:59 > 0:10:00and we'll put you on the street.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- With you guys in my ear?- Yeah!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Saira. One word. Out!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Go on, prepare yourself.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Be kind, be kind. - Remote controllers, are you ready?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Whoop, whoop, kerching! Oh, yeah.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Out that way, go.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Saira's out on the streets for a challenge.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26She's got 15 minutes to really test her powers of celebrity persuasion

0:10:26 > 0:10:28by borrowing a passer-by's mobile phone

0:10:28 > 0:10:32while the remote controllers make things tricky for her.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35They'll be inside the van, watching and giving Saira orders

0:10:35 > 0:10:37through her sneaky earpiece.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Touch your head if you can hear me.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Brilliant.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45OK. We're going to have some fun on the streets now.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48You need to borrow a random person's mobile phone

0:10:48 > 0:10:51for 15 minutes while we have some fun.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I'll hand you over to the remote controllers.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Approach someone now.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Excuse me, I'm really sorry, could I borrow your mobile phone, please?

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- I don't understand you.- Sorry, do you have a mobile phone?- No.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- You don't have one.- No. - OK, thank you.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- She doesn't have a mobile phone. - Go for someone else, then.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Could I borrow your mobile phone?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I've got no credit, it's just texting.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, right. OK, thank you.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Not doing well. - Oh, no-one's got a mobile phone.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22She's having trouble getting a handset.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- You've got three minutes to get one. - OK.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Go to him. Go the man.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Hello.- Hiya.- I'm really sorry

0:11:30 > 0:11:34but I've locked myself out of my home and I've got to phone my husband,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- could I borrow your mobile phone, please?- Of course.- Thank you.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40At last, somebody's agreed, what's a gent!

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- What's the number?- Um... - He's even going to dial the number.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47800...

0:11:47 > 0:11:48571....

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- 0800 800...- 571.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Don't bother ringing that, it's not a real number.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- 271.- 2,001.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59551.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- 55...- Hang on, 571, 624.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- 555.- And 2.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Where are you phoning?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'm phoning Rolf Harris.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Nice play, Bethie. What a wind-up with that huge phone number.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13It's Rolf Harris' phone number.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17You know, the painter, Rolf Harris. He's doing a portrait of me.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- He's got this funny number so that nobody can...- You look like him.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23You know, you look a bit like Rolf Harris.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Go on. - OK, thank you. Thanks, darling.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Hello, Rolf, hi. - Answer the other phone.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Rolf, Rolf, can you hold the line a minute?

0:12:36 > 0:12:38What will that kind man think of cheeky Saira

0:12:38 > 0:12:41when he realises she has her own phone?

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Hello.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Hi, it's your husband.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, Steve! Listen, I'm just on the line to Rolf Harris,

0:12:50 > 0:12:52can you just hold on two seconds?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54What do you mean you are on the line to Rolf Harris?

0:12:54 > 0:12:57He's doing my portrait tonight.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Hold on, hold on, OK.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04Rolf, Rolf, I'm really sorry, can you hold on two seconds? Hello, Steve.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Of course I still love you. - Of course I still love you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Of course I do.- Can I have the phone? - Hold on two secs.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- OK, reveal it, reveal it.- Reveal it.

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Just so that you know, you have been part of a hidden camera show.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20And you are part of the joke, all right?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21All done.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Ahhh!

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Congratulations.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Congratulations, for Saira.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33It was really good and it was really funny with some people.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37One of my favourite instructions was giving her the phone number.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- 2001. 800.- 571.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42- Yeah?- 571.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Where are you phoning?

0:13:44 > 0:13:48She was really good. Because she wasn't like laughing at all.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54I'm a cowboy!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Rarr! Rarr!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58These stars agreed to be remote controlled

0:13:58 > 0:14:00in tricky situations on our show.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03To make it fair, we promised to taste our own medicine,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05on JK & Joel Remote Controlled.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- And what would you know, a roundabout.- Yep.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- And what now? - I don't know.- Oh, text, here we go.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15That'll be it, then.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18"Spin the roundabout to learn your fate."

0:14:19 > 0:14:20OK.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Fairy.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Duck.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Baby.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Dog.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Dog.- Baby.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- And?- I don't know.- Oh!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- "You must wear your outfits for 10 minutes on the high street"- Really?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Good luck.- Good luck.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I'm not doing this, I'm a baby.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Don't be so childish.- Childish?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- What about you, how do you feel? - "Ruff".

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Oh! Text message.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03"You must each wear your outfit for ten minutes on the high street

0:15:03 > 0:15:05"and get as strangers to feed you."

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Feed us what?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Hahaha.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- What is that?- Is that baby food?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I presume so. What are they?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Sausages.- Good luck.- Good luck.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Hi, darling, can I borrow you for a second? Can I be your baby?

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Yeah, all right then. - Just a little spoon.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Mm...

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Actually, wipe the corners off for me.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36Ah, that's good. Thank you very much, darling, give me a kiss.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41I've got a bit on you now. I'm sorry. There you go.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh, quick, you've got to help me, please.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45just hold it, hold the sausage.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Feed it to me, that's all you have to do. Feed me.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Rarr. Woof, woof, woof. Thank you very much. Do you want one?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Are you sure? Thank you very much.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Ah, Mr Box!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Could you do me a favour, will you just feed me one spoon of that?

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Sure, no problem, don't spill it. - I won't.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Mm.- All right?- You're a good man. Enjoy your box.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Because I'm a dog, woof, woof, can you feed me some sausage?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Do I have to touch it? I'm vegetarian.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Are you really?- Yeah.- OK.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, just take... you can have a wash after.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Go on, quick, feed it to me.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Arrr! Can you scratch my tummy as well?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Thank you.- You're welcome.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Have a lovely day.- Can I wipe my fingers on...- Of course.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Can I just stop you for one second?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- You may.- Aw.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Where's your nappy?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I haven't got a nappy. Would you feed me one spoon?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Oh, yeah. Mm.

0:16:39 > 0:16:45- That's your lot. I'm not feeding you any more.- Thanks, on your way.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- OK, ready? Ruff!- Oh, my God.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Thank you. Do you want one? - No, I don't.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Ready? Pretend I'm a dog.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Woof, woof, woof, woof. Arr!

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Mm. Nice.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Mm! Thanks.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05No, I'm full now. Thanks.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09And the winner of the embarrassing outfit contest...

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Joel!

0:17:15 > 0:17:19We're back at the celebrity house with our remote controllers,

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Bethie, Amelia and Matthew.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Saira's in the kitchen,

0:17:22 > 0:17:26with what looks suspiciously like the props for another challenge.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Ooh!- Saira, it's JK, do you want to know what you are doing?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Yes, please.- I thought you might. Can you see those hats?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I can see a few hats, yes.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38They're one of the best new innovations there's ever been

0:17:38 > 0:17:42and it's a business idea which will make you millions of pounds.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47- OK...- That is, if you can only get your product out on the market.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- OK.- Saira, it's Joel.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Yes?- We've got a hairdresser coming for you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54A true expert in heads and hair.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57She thinks she's giving you a celebrity haircut

0:17:57 > 0:17:59but you won't let her loose on your hair.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01'Your task is simple.'

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Those hats in the corner, you have to make her sell them in her shop.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10No. Haha! They're terrible. Hahaha!

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- But they're not ordinary headgear. - They've got lights on them.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18'I think you'll find they're special extra features.'

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- OK.- But the remote controllers will guide you through your task.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- All right.- Are you ready? - I'm ready, I think.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Remote controllers, listen for the doorbell.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- The hairdresser knows nothing about the cameras.- Let's get prepared.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33So the main challenge is to persuade the hairdresser

0:18:33 > 0:18:37these silly hats are the best business idea ever.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40As always, tricky tasks will be popping up on the screen

0:18:40 > 0:18:43to make our remote controllers' job even harder.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46It's going to be tough.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Look at how rubbish those hats are!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Let's hope Saira can hold in her giggles this time.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Straight into the kitchen. Go straight on in.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Hi, this is Stefanie. - Hi, Stefanie, how are you?

0:18:59 > 0:19:02You all right? Yeah, you can just leave it there.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04She is thinks she's here to cut hair

0:19:04 > 0:19:08but the remote controllers have other plans.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09So what are we doing today?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Introduce her to the hats. - Introduce her to the hats.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16Have you done hats? Do you know anything about hats?

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Generally, I need to usually see the hat so I can work around the hat.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Do you know what, you know that I'm on the Apprentice,

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I've always got business ideas and while you're here,

0:19:26 > 0:19:30and you're a hairdresser, I'm going to ask your honest opinion.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Nice work! They got the hairdresser straight on to the subject of hats.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38"Reveal the hat contains a safety light."

0:19:38 > 0:19:44So I've come up with an idea, OK, about hats and lights.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- OK.- So, if you sit down here... - Yeah.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I'm just going to basically tell you about the hats.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53But before I do, let me tell you where this idea comes from.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58Basically I thought, you know what, if it's night, why not wear a hat?

0:19:58 > 0:20:04- And look.- That's really cool. - Don't you think that's a good idea?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Yeah. It's really crazy-looking.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ah, good one.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10That safety light looks rubbish.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- I've got £2 million on it.- I mean it's unbelievable but somebody said,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17"Look, patent it and we'll give you £2 million."

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Unbelievable, isn't it?- Uh-huh.

0:20:19 > 0:20:24Let me show you the other hat. There's lots of different looks...

0:20:24 > 0:20:26so, I'm thinking...

0:20:26 > 0:20:29hip-hop. Check it out!

0:20:29 > 0:20:32"I'm cool. I'm on the street."

0:20:32 > 0:20:35This is... Any young chick would want to wear that.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Do I look like Cheryl Cole?

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Don't you think I look a bit like Cheryl Cole? Don't you think?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- You do, I'm not so sure about the hat.- Do a dance.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I can imagine Cheryl Cole going,

0:20:45 > 0:20:49# Fight, fight, fight, fight for this love.... #

0:20:49 > 0:20:51She only came here to cut Saira's hair.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Now she's getting a free concert, too.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Make the woman wear it.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Do you mind, let me see what it looks like on you? Let me have a look.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Do you know what, I have to say I think you look absolutely...

0:21:04 > 0:21:07- WHISPERS:- You look rubbish. - ..rubbish in that hat!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- I think you look pants.- 'Nice work, Amelia.'- It doesn't suit you.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Let's try another one.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17You know what, I think that... Look, do you remember that Madonna one?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Where are you from? - Where are you from?- America.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Oh, you're from America?- Yeah.- Texas.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27This is a bit Texas, isn't it? "Howdy! Howdy!"

0:21:27 > 0:21:32It's dark, you're riding a horse and look, you've got your hat on.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Shout, "yee-ha, cowboy".

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Yee-ha, I'm a cowboy.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40What a carry-on! Saira deserves a medal for that performance.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Good work, remote controllers.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45It's just common sense, isn't it? You know...

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Only four minutes left and time for the final task.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50What next?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Now, the thing is, because you're a hairdresser

0:21:54 > 0:21:56you meet clients all the time.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Do you think you could introduce these to some of your clients

0:22:00 > 0:22:02and perhaps sell them on my behalf?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05THEY BOTH GIGGLE

0:22:05 > 0:22:10- I'll give you 5%.- And I will give you 5% of everything...

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Every hat that you sell?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Well, I don't think my clients would wear...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16THESE hats.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Yeah, but Stefanie... - She's still not sure about the hats.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Can the remote controllers get Saira to change her mind?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26"Make up statistics about how safe the hat is to wear."

0:22:26 > 0:22:30The facts are, one in eight people end up in an emergency room

0:22:30 > 0:22:32as they've bumped into someone at night.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35You're laughing. What are you laughing for?

0:22:35 > 0:22:39- This is, look...- Take me seriously. - You've got to take this seriously.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40- I won't lie.- You really have.

0:22:40 > 0:22:46And 54% of your field of vision increases when you wear these hats.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Saira's made-up hat facts are great.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52She could sell snow to penguins.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- What do you think? - I'm not going to lie...

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- There's a better hat. - I have actually got a better hat...

0:22:58 > 0:22:59But no-one else has seen it.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01..and nobody else has seen it.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03David Beckham loves it.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oops.

0:23:08 > 0:23:13David Beckham absolutely loves this hat cos we've sent him a prototype.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15- Close your eyes. - Can you close your eyes?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19I want you to... Why are you laughing?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- I came to do your hair, I'm a little...- I know, but I want...

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- I'll pay you.- I will pay you for all your time.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27This is really important to me.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Are they still closed? - Keep them closed.- They're closed.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Hold on, no peeking. - No looking, now.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I know what you Americans are like.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I know what you Americans are like. Hold on.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Saira's doing great, obeying the remote controllers.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Even with the giggling, Saira's not setting off any alarm bells.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- ALARM RINGING - 'Or has she?'- Now, this hat...

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Keep closed.- Keep your eyes closed.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51- Don't panic.- Don't panic, it's fine.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Don't panic, it's just a hat.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Go, "Dada!"- Dada!

0:23:57 > 0:23:58Uh huh...

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Stefanie, what's wrong?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- It's loud.- Let me just take that....

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Stefanie, you know what, I think...

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Listen, hold on a minute, these are prototypes.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- They're good for doctors. - They're really good...

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Why do you think I created this? Because doctors...

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Come on, Saira, time's nearly up. There's only one minute left.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Concentrate, you know you can do it.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- There are lots of people at weddings...- Get her to put it on.

0:24:30 > 0:24:35And when there's a big crowd, when they, when they... Yeah.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37This is for doctors at weddings.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Time to reveal the joke before the hairdresser gets alarmed.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Stefanie, you look absolutely stunning.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47And you look great on a hidden camera show.

0:24:47 > 0:24:53Just to let you know, you're part of a hidden-camera show for CBBC.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh...my God.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Stefanie. Honestly, you...

0:25:00 > 0:25:03this is brilliant. Come on.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- You look...- Hi.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- How heavy is that hat? - It's heavy, yeah.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Stefanie, you have been on a hidden camera show.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15I was ready to walk out the door. I was, "Like what's going on?"

0:25:15 > 0:25:18What about when you heard the sound of that last hat?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21I was actually shaking. I was a little scared.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24And finally, Stefanie, you did come here to do hair.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Do you want to straighten mine?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Have you got your straighteners with you?- I have.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Take a seat.- She would as well. Round of applause. Brilliant.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yay!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36My favourite was the Cheryl Cole hat.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Fight, fight, fight, fight for this love... #

0:25:40 > 0:25:42The hairdresser found it really funny.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45My favourite part was when she put it on her as well.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- I think you look absolutely... - You look rubbish.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50..rubbish in that hat.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52My favourite part of the challenge was when...

0:25:52 > 0:25:55she went, "I know what you Americans are like."

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Keep them closed.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58I know what you Americans are like.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well done, guys. That was an amazing day, thank you so much.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's our job.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- Oh, sorry.- How many shows do you want to be on? This is our show.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Will you stop it?- I fancy a bit of Beat the Boss.- Me too.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- Remote controllers, have you had a great day?- Yeah.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25In fact, you got a better response!

0:26:25 > 0:26:29- What's been your best bit of the day?- Embarrassing Saira

0:26:29 > 0:26:33- and humiliating her and having fun. - Matt?

0:26:33 > 0:26:37When she was with the masseur and she was saying about the picture.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39- It was your 19-year-old daughter's. - That's right.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- And finally, Amelia.- I liked when she was trying on the hats.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Oh, yeah, that was fun.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46- Has she been a great star?- Yes.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Thank you.- Have you enjoyed it?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51It's been one of the best days.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I've really enjoyed myself, thank you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- We've got a little something for you, remote controllers.- We have.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00We've got these exclusive Remote Control Star baseball hats.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02We know you like hats...

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- More hats?- ..without any lights. And also these cool hoodies, as well.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Enjoy those.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10And, everyone, I think, a big round of applause. Yay!

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Sadly, that's all we have time for, until next time,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17when we put a star together with remote controllers, here on...

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Remote Control Star!

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