Craig Revel Horwood

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Have you ever wanted to control a celebrity?

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Make your wish their command? - This is the show where three mates

0:00:07 > 0:00:10take charge of a star for the day, controlling them

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- through funny situations.- Like these.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Kick the bench down by accident.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23You've got to accidentally spill cereal all over the place.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh, dear.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30Shout, "Show me the money", as loud as you can.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Show me the money!- Now be a duck.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35HE QUACKS

0:00:39 > 0:00:42All the action takes place in our celebrity house.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones

0:00:46 > 0:00:49and our remote controllers will be based here...

0:00:51 > 0:00:55..in this hi-tech control room, giving their star instructions

0:00:55 > 0:00:57via a secret earpiece.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00It's time to remote control another star.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Let's meet today's remote controllers.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14I'm Kieran, I'm 12 years old and I'd be a good remote controller

0:01:14 > 0:01:15because I'm funny and intelligent.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Hi, I'm Jess and the best prank I've ever played was on Kieran, putting

0:01:20 > 0:01:24a full face of make-up on him, and today we'll do a lot better.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Hi, I'm Abbie. I can't wait to see who the celebrity is

0:01:28 > 0:01:30so we can make them look silly.

0:01:30 > 0:01:35I think Abbie's going to bring some good pranks to the team

0:01:35 > 0:01:38because she's really good at thinking of amazing pranks.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Strengths that Kieran will bring to the team

0:01:40 > 0:01:44is his sense of humour, because he'll just do jokes every day. It makes us all laugh.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Jess will be a great remote controller because she works well in a team.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51We're going to make the pranks the best that they can be.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56So we've met our remote controllers.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now it's time to meet the star.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I knew there was something I was meant to do!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Please say you've lined up a star.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04No, no, that's sorted - I meant to clean my room.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Anyway, I've got an ace star lined up for you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:13Today's star, he's the super-scary, super-strict judge on Strictly Come Dancing...

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Your remote control star today is...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Craig Revel Horwood!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20CHEERING

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Hello. What's your name?- Jess.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Nice to meet you. What's your name?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Abbie.- Nice to meet you. - Kieran.- Nice to meet you.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm concerned what will be going through their minds.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I think Kieran's really excited. Why?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Because my grandma really likes you.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Grandma's favourite!- Yeah(!)

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Up for the challenge, remote controllers?- Yeah.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45It starts right now, Craig. There is your remote control star earpiece.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Wear that. Are you ready to play? - I'm ready.- Get off for challenge one.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Remote controllers, are you ready?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52- Yeah.- Let's do it!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Craig's in position in the bedroom. Four cameras are covering

0:02:57 > 0:02:59his every move.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03It's time for the first challenge.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05OK, it's time to put you out of your misery.

0:03:05 > 0:03:11We've arranged a photo shoot here in the house.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14However, you're not going to be 100% cooperative.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- How does that make you feel? - Terrified, darling.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20While our photographer's trying to take decent photos of you,

0:03:20 > 0:03:24you're going to get a powerful case of dance fever, which means

0:03:24 > 0:03:27you've got to keep dancing throughout the photo session.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Your challenge is to get the photographer not to take any decent photos of you within ten minutes.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Are you up for it?- Absolutely.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39That's the main challenge and during it, tasks will pop up on this screen.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Will the remote controllers be able to get Craig to do them?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Right, remote controllers, are you ready?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Yes.- This is it.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50And remember, the photographer knows nothing about the hidden cameras.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hello!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- Hi! Nice to meet you.- You too.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10- I've got good ideas, my darling. I'd like to do it against this wall, if that's all right.- Yeah.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14'It's game on. Over to the remote controllers.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19'What tactics will they use to stop the photographer getting any decent snaps?'

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- It's a nice, light room. - I know, it's great.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Tell her you painted it yourself.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I painted these myself, took forever.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Oh, the...?- The shutters. They were a nightmare.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Aha! What do I see

0:04:33 > 0:04:36on the trusty task screen?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Start shaking your hand uncontrollably.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I get very sweaty palms.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Bit of a jazz hand.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Tell her you can't stop it. Keep shaking.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Sorry...

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Now the other one's going.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Start dancing.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Is this working for you?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05This might be quite a good photo.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Is that working for you? Slightly?

0:05:07 > 0:05:12Maybe we could do some blurry ones.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Maybe I should get my face going as well.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Start doing the boogie. Face the wall.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20I might get these back shots, too.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Great remote-controlling, Kieran.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24There's six minutes of the ten left now,

0:05:24 > 0:05:26and Craig's not stopped moving one bit.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Pick up a book and start reading it but keep dancing.

0:05:29 > 0:05:35What I might do is I might just incorporate a magazine into it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38That might be good.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Just going to keep boogie-ing if that's all right.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46'Craig, if you danced like this on Strictly, you'd have given yourself two out of ten!'

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Let me try this... With the gold cushions.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52'What's he doing on the bed?'

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Maybe a natural one.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Is that all right?- That's nice, yeah.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Maybe I'll just do...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I might do some of these ones.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Have you got any good ones yet?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Have you got any good ones yet, do you think?

0:06:07 > 0:06:12- Yes.- It's absolutely exhausting.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14'There's no time for a lie down, Craig.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18'There's an important challenge at stake.'

0:06:18 > 0:06:21The remote controllers are relying on you. Only three minutes left.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Get off the bed.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Sorry.

0:06:26 > 0:06:31Here's another task to stop her getting a snap of his face.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Use the whole body, keep dancing.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'll get some dancing ones.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38'Don't look at the camera at all.'

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Really crazy moves.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Around the bath maybe.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Like that.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Hold that.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Start dancing with the light.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51'The poor photographer's got her work cut out.'

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Maybe with the light. Is that any good?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Could you do that again but a little bit slower?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01'No, I didn't like that.'

0:07:01 > 0:07:03This is the silliest photo shoot ever!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Drop it.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Keep running. Run about the room.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13'She can't possibly be getting any decent snaps!'

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Lots of blurry stuff.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Now what?!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Turn the photographer into your dancing partner.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21You've got two minutes now.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I might need you to move your feet actually.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Are you going to teach me the waltz?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Go on. Do a bit of the Charleston, like this.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- 'Will she dance with him?' - Put the camera down.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Put the camera down for a minute and I'll just teach you the step.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Here we go.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Back and...

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- OK.- A bit more hip action.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44There you go.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45OK, pick your camera up.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51And back...

0:07:51 > 0:07:52into more of a split.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Tell her to put the camera down.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Put the camera down again. Sorry.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Can you do the splits? Sort of?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Oh, my... You can!- 'They've done it!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05'With 20 seconds to spare!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07'Time to reveal the prank.'

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You can reveal you've been remote-controlled.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Right.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18I'm exhausted, darling. I can reveal that I'm being remote-controlled.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23That was absolutely brilliant.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I'm so sorry.- Why?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You are such a great dancer!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Isn't she amazing?! - Do you not think it's a bit weird

0:08:30 > 0:08:34to come round a celebrity's house and they get you to do weird things like this?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Not really, no.- Is that the norm?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- She was really up for it! - I just thought that you were just

0:08:38 > 0:08:42wanting to take some photos and get me to do the splits!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46The challenge was to stop the photographer getting any good pictures for ten minutes.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50She did her best with a very tricky celebrity customer.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Challenge over.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59My favourite part has to be when he danced backwards.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Facing the wall.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07My favourite part was when he told the photographer to drop the camera and start dancing with him.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Oh my... You can!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15So then, remote controllers, are you ready to control your Strictly star,

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Craig Revel Horwood into some more hot water?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Yes!- Yes.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25Craig, this next challenge means going out onto the streets. How do you feel about that?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Uncomfortable.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Have you got your posh dancing shoes with you?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Yes, I have.- You will need them, go get them. Go on. Kids,

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- are you ready for this next challenge?- Yes.- Come on, let's do it.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43As Craig hits the streets, it's time for the remote controllers

0:09:43 > 0:09:46to board the sneaky surveillance van,

0:09:46 > 0:09:50where they can see Craig and boss him through his secret earpiece.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Right, Craig, its Joel. Can you hear me?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I can, indeed.- Now, you know all about dancing.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Yes.- What is the hardest dance there is to do?- Probably the rumba.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05The dance of love, very, very difficult.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09OK, it's not the hardest dance. The hardest dance is a conga with strangers. Are you ready?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Yeah, I'm ready.- OK, let's do it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Let's do the conga. Go for it.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Craig's task is simple:

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Make as big a conga line as he can in ten minutes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:25He's got a couple of props to help him and the remote controllers to guide him.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Do you know me?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I'm from Strictly Come Dancing.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I just want to dance, come on.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Don't wait in that line. You just want to dance.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38What about you, lady on the cycle? Please, little conga with me?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40That megaphone's either going to work brilliantly

0:10:40 > 0:10:43or it's going to put everybody off joining Craig's conga.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Do a little dance.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48OK, I'm going to teach you how to do the conga, darling.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Dum, dum, dum... Want to join me for a conga?

0:10:52 > 0:10:57Come on. Just a quick one? Just a quick one.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00That's a nice pink bag.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm loving your pink bag, my love.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Shame you don't want to dance.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Join me for the conga. Oh, here we go.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Here's some takers.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Come on. Do you want to join me for a conga?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- I only need five people. Come on. - Are you going to give us £50?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17£50? I don't think so!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21This challenge is harder than it looks.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24No-one wants to do Craig's conga.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26No, just going to do a conga line, around that tree.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28It's a magical tree.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It's a magic tree.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Sir, would you join me?

0:11:33 > 0:11:38Come back here, lovely lady with the orange bag and the blue gorgeous trousers.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Come on, join me for the conga.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Play your music.- Yes, come on.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I'm going to put some music on and we're going to do the conga.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Come on.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52'Craig's gone to get his mighty music machine.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57'Oh look, he's finally found someone!'

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Hold that for me.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Try and round up a few people, see if they'll join in.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02'No-one wants to dance with Craig,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04'and there's only 4.5 minutes left.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08'He's still only got one person to join him. What a disaster, darling.'

0:12:08 > 0:12:11See if you can get some more people.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Just push that button and we're going to do the conga.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Time for desperate measures.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Get her to sing, "Craig is a superstar".

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Say, "Craig is a superstar and you need to join him for the conga".

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Go on, quickly.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Come on, guys. Craig is a superstar, so you need to join him.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33For the conga! Yes, good. Brilliant.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Come on, round them up.- Come on.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Look.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39There's only 3.5 minutes left

0:12:39 > 0:12:43and it's still only a conga of two, including Craig.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45They've really got to do better.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48The remote controllers need to think of something to help Craig -

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- and quick. - Try and get the man behind you.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Would you join us in the conga?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh, come on!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57What about you, sir?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Come on. Join us with the conga.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02'Come on, guys. Time to raise the stakes.'

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ask her if she'd like to be a judge on Strictly Come Dancing.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Would you like to be a judge on Strictly Come Dancing?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You'd be fabulous, darling.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12You're doing very well.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Do the conga.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Yes. Good, yes! OK,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21the three of us are going to go round and do it. Ready?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23You're doing really, really well.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25You're going to lead it, darling.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Then I'm going to get...

0:13:28 > 0:13:32'Awesome. At last, he's got a conga of four people.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36'Can they get any more before time runs out?'

0:13:38 > 0:13:43Oh, lovely. Come on, join in. Come on!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Tell them you've been remote-controlled.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48No, time's up.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51What will his assistant think when we reveal it's a gag?

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Look, there's a camera up there. Can you see it?- Oh, yes.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00You were being remote controlled.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- He tried really hard. - He did very well.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06My favourite bit was when he got the girl to shout in the megaphone.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Come on, guys. Craig is a superstar, so you need to join him.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13My favourite bit is probably when he

0:14:13 > 0:14:16got four people to do the conga but it was so close.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Lovely. Come on, sir, join in.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23If I was out there, I would've got more people to do the conga

0:14:23 > 0:14:27and I would like, just grab them and say, "Come on, do it!

0:14:27 > 0:14:28"It's only for fun"!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I'm enjoying most controlling the superstar,

0:14:31 > 0:14:36making them just do really silly things in front of the public.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Five, six, seven, and...

0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Do-do-do, come on and do the conga!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Do-do-do...#

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- Rock, paper, scissors.- I'm a cowboy!

0:14:52 > 0:14:57It's great that all these stars agree to be remote-controlled

0:14:57 > 0:14:59through tricky situations on our show.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02But to make it fair, JK and I have agreed to take

0:15:02 > 0:15:05a taste of our own medicine on JK & Joel, Remote Controlled.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09This is the part of the show where we

0:15:09 > 0:15:13have to do exactly what we're told by a remote controlled text message.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15We don't know what's coming our way,

0:15:15 > 0:15:19but we have promised to obey orders, no matter how awful they are.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- TEXT ALERT - And yes, here comes a text message.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- And it reads, "Put these on".- What?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, these.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30I'm going to be honest with you, not really my colour.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Don't think they're in my size. - Got an idea.- What? Put 'em on?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- How do I look?- Great.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Waiting for a text message now. - Brrr...

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- TEXT ALERT - There it is, here it is. Read it.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- I'm too cold.- Just read it. - "You must buy three presents

0:15:54 > 0:15:56"for your friend at three different stalls

0:15:56 > 0:15:58"then shove them down his tights"!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01How much of a friend are you today?!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Just too cold. - Want something to warm you up?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Come on, off you go. Go on. Go on.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11Hi, mate. You all right? Can I have... Can I have...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13can I have some raspberries, please?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Yes, sure. - Two quid. Right, get it, get it.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- There you go, sir.- It's prickly.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh, no, not down my tights!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40There you go.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Smashed up raspberries in the tights -

0:16:44 > 0:16:47it couldn't get much worse, could it?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49We would like to buy this chicken.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Yes.- I've never had a chicken in my pants.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- You can't put chicken down your pants.- One chicken, in his tights.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Get it down there, come on.- No!

0:16:59 > 0:17:00- There it is.- No!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06There you go, look at that.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Put it down. - Lovely bit of chicken for you.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Can I have the olive oil, please? I'll pay you in a second.- Whoa!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Get some of that, come on.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Come on, come on, come on!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Get it down. Get it down!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28That trick has made it tricky to walk,

0:17:28 > 0:17:31and there's one more stall to go,

0:17:31 > 0:17:34and if there's one thing JK hates the most, it's fish.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Is that really good?- Really good.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, right. Here, I've got this for you.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41Have a smell. I know you like fish. Come on, last one.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I can't do this any more!- Open, open.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come on. Come on. Come on.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's alive! It's alive!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Thanks.- No! What's that?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- What is that?- This is a squid. Especially for you, that one.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- It won't hurt you. - I don't like fish.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Yes you do, look. It's lovely.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- There you are. - Is it going to bite me?- No.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Be brave, be brave. Come on then....

0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's absolutely freezing. Come on.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's been on ice!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Argh! Argh!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It won't go down any more!

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What the...?!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Not that bit as well. That's two!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26It's got eight legs and stuff.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28No, not that one.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31There we go, champ.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36We never break our promises.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38What a harsh task.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Those tights were shameful enough without having to stuff "stuff" down.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It couldn't possibly get tougher next time.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Right then, Craig is ready for his last challenge.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49He's in the next room, the sitting room,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52which we've disguised as a dance room, just for today.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Craig's in position and he's about to be joined by

0:18:59 > 0:19:01a very special dance partner.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Craig, are you ready for your dancing partner to enter the room?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- I am indeed.- Prepare yourself. Good luck, everyone.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Here's your sidekick, Joel.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Oh!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Hi, Craig.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- How do I look?- Um... Professional.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25- 'Right Craig, are you ready?'- Yes.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27You and your side kick, Joel,

0:19:27 > 0:19:30are meeting three excellent dancers who have come to impress you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Every time Joel dances,

0:19:32 > 0:19:36you've got to pretend that he's the best thing you've ever seen on TV.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Then when the dancers try to do their moves,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- you have to prefer Joel's dancing, no matter how stupid.- Uh...

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Now the remote controllers here will it'll be guiding you through

0:19:45 > 0:19:46what to say and do

0:19:46 > 0:19:51and you've got ten minutes to keep this going, no matter what happens.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I am so looking forward to this.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Are you ready?- I'm ready.- OK.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59'This is going to be ridiculous. As always, tricky tasks will be

0:19:59 > 0:20:04'popping up on the screen to make our remote controllers' job even harder.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11- Hi.- 'Here come the three expert dancers.'

0:20:11 > 0:20:14'Joel's role is an assistant choreographer, called Bryn.'

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Welcome.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21This is Bryn, of course.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24My assistant choreographer.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Oh, dear. This is going to be cringey.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Here we go.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36So, why don't we start with...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Josh? Let's have you. Double pirouette, please.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46OK, try it again. Try it again. Don't worry, calm down.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Yes, you can take them off.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Slow it down. Off you go.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56THEY WHISPER

0:20:58 > 0:20:59That really stunk.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02You're landing sort of... stunk, really. Try it again.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Slow it right down.

0:21:04 > 0:21:09'No, his pirouette was great. Craig misheard. They want him to pretend he's got smelly feet.'

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Good, much better. Excellent.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Say, "Please put your shoes back on, they're smelling up the room".

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Please put your shoes back on, they're smelling up the room.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21OK. Can you put your shoes back on because there's a bit of a...

0:21:21 > 0:21:24a bit of a whiff. Smelling up the room, sorry, darling!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33OK, how are they going to handle this?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Get them to dance, heads, shoulders knees and toes.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38'Good choice of nursery rhyme there.'

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Let me line you up and Bryn, can you go in this as well please, my love?

0:21:42 > 0:21:48So, Nathaniel, Scott, then Josh and then Bryn on that side there.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53I'm going to give you, I'm just going to give you a little prop each to see how you cope with that,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56see what you can do with that. There you go. So you do,

0:21:56 > 0:22:02heads and then shoulders, whatever rhythm you can make, something funky,

0:22:02 > 0:22:09knees, toes, knees, toes. Bryn, if you can lead it for them, help them out a bit?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Thanks, mate.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Thank you, darling. And...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15And off we go.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Heads. Shoulders.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Knees. Toes, Knees, toes.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24'Nice one. Five minutes of this super silly audition

0:22:24 > 0:22:27and no-one suspects a thing. But Bryn's had a trouser accident.'

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I've just split my pants.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33CRAIG LAUGHS Don't worry.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42No-one's looking. You'll be all right. We're just going to do a big combination.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Josh, get this together, darling.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Here we go. And...

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Learn this.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Exactly...

0:22:53 > 0:22:54OK, that's good.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Say, "Bryn, that was excellent".

0:22:57 > 0:23:00That was excellent.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03OK, brilliant. Thank you, Bryn. That was excellent work.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Just need my note pad. Thank you.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12That won't be easy seeing as Joel - sorry, Bryn - has got two left feet.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Bryn, can you come in please, darling?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20'There are four minutes left.'

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Just the break dancing bit. I know.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Don't worry about that, darling. Don't worry, no-one's looking.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30That's rubbish, Joel.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- That was excellent.- OK, good.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37That was absolutely fantastic.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Can you try it like that?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41'These guys look a bit suspicious now.'

0:23:45 > 0:23:47OK.

0:23:47 > 0:23:52The remote controllers have to make Craig give these good dancers a hard time.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54That's just too good.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56That was...too good.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- That was too good. - 'They're doing a good job.'

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Say, "Not that bad".- No...

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Not that bad, actually.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Get them all on the floor and do break dancing.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20You've got one minute left.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23We're just going to do a bit of break dancing now.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26It's a break dance-off.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's a break dance-off, think of it like that,

0:24:28 > 0:24:30that you're trying out-break dance each other.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Five, six, seven and...

0:24:32 > 0:24:36'Surely Joel's rubbish dancing will give the game away now?'

0:24:38 > 0:24:40'Ha, ha, ha! Look at Joel!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42'They've got to keep this audition going for one more minute.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- 'What can they come up with?' - Tell Bryn he's doing great.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48You're doing great, Bryn.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51They've only got to keep it going a little bit longer.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53That's excellent. Bryn...

0:24:53 > 0:24:56that was absolutely fantastic.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00'Well, Joel, fantastically bad, to be fair.'

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Time to reveal the joke.- Reveal it.

0:25:02 > 0:25:07I'm going to have to reveal that of course, we've been filming...

0:25:07 > 0:25:09for a lovely television programme!

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Guys, come back,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- come back.- I'm sorry. I can only apologise!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Guys, come round.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23What did you think of Bryn's dancing?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Amazing.- Thank you.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I thought it was a very loose style...

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I think for old time's sake, can we

0:25:30 > 0:25:36see the back spin break dance again? Come on! Bryn! Bryn! Go on.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45THEY LAUGH

0:25:45 > 0:25:47I had to say, "A bit more like that"!

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Boys, you were brilliant. Thank you very much.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Craig did really well carrying out the instructions.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Yes. I think he did really good.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Knees. Toes. Knees, toes.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03I would give Craig, probably ten out of ten.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05I would probably give Craig ten.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Can you pop your shoes back on, because there's a bit of a...

0:26:08 > 0:26:11a bit of a whiff. Smelling out the room. Sorry, darling!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Fabulous dancing from Joel.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Should be on Strictly Come Dancing. Amazing.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19OK, good.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I think, can you try it like that?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31It's been a tough day for Craig Revel Horwood

0:26:31 > 0:26:33being remote-controlled. Are you glad it's over?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Most certainly. They've been really tough on me.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38What's your favourite bit of the day?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Not getting anyone in the conga. - That was good. You nearly got that!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Four out of five ain't bad.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Guys, your favourite bit of the day today?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- The dancing.- The dancing, you enjoyed that, did you?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49When we went out into the street.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- I think the dancing as well. - The dancing. Didn't that look great?

0:26:52 > 0:26:57Shall we give Joel a big round of applause?

0:26:57 > 0:27:02I think we should give the big star of the day a round of applause as well. Craig Revel Horwood!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04So you won't forget us in a long while,

0:27:04 > 0:27:08here are some prizes for you today, exclusive sweatshirts and caps.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Have a quick look through, go on, hand them out.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Brilliant, we hope you had a fantastic day.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16That's it from us, until next time when we put another star together with three remote controllers

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- here on...- Remote Control Star!

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