0:00:02 > 0:00:04Have you wanted to control a celebrity?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Make your wish their command. - This is the show where three mates
0:00:07 > 0:00:10take charge of a star for a day, controlling them
0:00:10 > 0:00:12through funny situations like these.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14BUZZING
0:00:14 > 0:00:15"Shout "show me the money"...
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Show me the money!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22'You've got to accidentally spill'
0:00:22 > 0:00:23cereal all over the place.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oh, dear.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29(Squirt it at him.)
0:00:29 > 0:00:32MANIACAL LAUGHTER
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Now be a duck.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36HE QUACKS
0:00:39 > 0:00:42All the action takes place in our celebrity house.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46It's rigged from top to bottom with hidden cameras and microphones
0:00:46 > 0:00:50and our remote controllers will be based here...
0:00:50 > 0:00:51MACHINES BEEP
0:00:51 > 0:00:55in this high-tech control room, giving their star instructions
0:00:55 > 0:00:57via a secret ear piece.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's time to remote control another star.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's meet today's remote controllers.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18I'm Josh. I'm the cheeky one, so our star better not mess with me.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hi, I'm Nessim, I'm the cool one
0:01:20 > 0:01:23and the brainy one and I'm going to think of all the pranks today.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hi, I'm Lydia.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm the boss. I'm going to be taking charge
0:01:27 > 0:01:29of these guys today and the star.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Lydia's my sister. I think Lydia's going to bring some funny pranks
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and some cheeky pranks as well.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Nessim's funny, he has a good sense of humour.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46If you were talking, he wouldn't be boring,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48he would be very interesting.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Josh is a guy who always does pranks on people
0:01:52 > 0:01:55and he's really funny as well.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Have you got a star for us today? - Oh, I've got a star for us today.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Today's star is a top actress
0:02:03 > 0:02:06best known for playing Delilah in Emmerdale
0:02:06 > 0:02:10and for winning Dancing On Ice. Today's Remote Control Star is...
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- ..Hayley Tamaddon. - CHEERING
0:02:14 > 0:02:21- Hi, guys! Hello! Group hug. Are you all right?- Yes.- What's your name?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Nessim.- Nessim, nice to meet you. - Lydia.- Nice to meet you.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Josh.- Nice to meet you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- They got a group hug.- Yeah.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30You're not getting a hug, absolutely not.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Remote Controllers, what do you think of your star?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Do you think they'll be any good?- Yes!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right, Hayley, what's your first impression
0:02:36 > 0:02:38of our Remote Controllers?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I think they're going to be mischievous,
0:02:40 > 0:02:42little naughty monkeys, to be quite honest.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- And are you feeling nervous? - Really nervous.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Really nervous. Please be good to me.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- And you two. - There's one other thing.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Go on?- You have to promise to obey all orders, no matter how tricky,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54by these Remote Controllers. Do you promise?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- OK, I promise.- Right, brilliant. Are you ready for challenge one?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- Yes.- Hayley, here is your hidden ear piece.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04You need to go and wear that and get ready for challenge one. Good luck.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Remote Controllers, are you ready? - Yes.- Let's go and Remote Control.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Hayley's in position in the kitchen.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Four cameras are covering her every move.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's time for the first of her three challenges.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Hayley, it's JK. Can you hear me? - Yes, I can.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Are you wondering what you're doing in the kitchen?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Yes.- Don't worry, you don't have to do the washing up.- OK.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34But what we've done is fix it for you to have a top cookery lesson.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Ooh. - Hayley, it's Joel here.- Hi, Joel.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- It's not going to be that easy. - Oh, what?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43You're going to be messing around, it's going to be a nightmare
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and you're going to make it the weirdest cookery lesson ever.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48OK, yeah, let's do it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The Remote Controllers will be helping you through your mission.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53We've got to keep it going
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- for 15 minutes.- 15 minutes?! - 15 minutes.- That's ages.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58So, the main challenge is
0:03:58 > 0:04:01to cause chaos in the kitchen with a top TV chef
0:04:01 > 0:04:04who thinks he's come to give her a cookery lesson.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Tasks will pop up on this screen.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Will the Remote Controllers be able to get Hayley to do them?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Listen out for the doorbell. He'll be here any second. Good luck.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Listen up, Remote Controllers, and remember -
0:04:16 > 0:04:18he knows nothing about the hidden cameras.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm getting nervous now, I need a wee.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Cameras are set, Hayley's in position and the chef has arrived.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32It's now over to the Remote Controllers. Here goes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Hiya, Andy. Nice to meet you. Come in. Thank you!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hiya. Come in. Right...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Do you recognise him?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Do I recognise you from somewhere?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I was on MasterChef.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I watch a lot of cooking programmes, but you look really familiar.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52So, what is it you want to do?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56You've got to do some cooking on TV, is that right?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Basically, I've got to do a cooking show
0:05:00 > 0:05:03and I've got to make dips and the one in particular
0:05:03 > 0:05:05they've asked me to make
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- is hummus, but I have no idea how to make hummus.- OK, cool.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13So, what do you need - a bowl?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17So, we've worked out he was a MasterChef finalist.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20So, he'll be hoping to teach Hayley a thing or two about food.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Our Remote Controllers have other plans.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Pretend you hate all the food the chef suggested.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28OK, a good trick here is
0:05:28 > 0:05:31take it and squash it and take the skin off, which is really easy.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Then add some salt.- I hate salt.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'm not a massive salt fan, to be honest.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- That's a lot of salt. - It's not a lot of salt.- I hate salt.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I don't really like salt. - Yeah, but..- Will I taste it?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Or garlic.- Not in all that, you won't even taste it at all.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm going to tell you a secret. I hate the taste of garlic.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52What a fuss pot. Good work.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well, it normally goes in hummus,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58so it's up to you whether you put it in.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01But it's not like a strong taste, because there isn't very much.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- I hate hummus.- So, if you just squash it up with the salt.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Right. I actually hate hummus.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I hate most dips and I don't know why I'm actually doing this show.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Well, it'll be fun, it'll be fun.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- I love sprouts. - I love sprouts, though.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Good. I don't know if there are any dips with sprouts.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Really? No veggie dips with sprouts in?
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- They play havoc with my wind. - I don't cook very much so...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Probably horrible with dip as well.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yes, can you imagine the after effects?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I think they would give me wind...
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Yeah, they probably would. - ..if I made a Brussels sprout dip.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Make a sound of the fart.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Can you imagine the noises? It'd be, like, full on, like, farting.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46SHE IMITATES A FART NOISE
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Right, time to play a trump card and start the cooking with another task.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Insist on making beans on toast.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Add lemon juice and then mash it up.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58You know what I'd rather make?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- What?- Beans on toast. - Yeah, I know, yeah.- Can we make it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Beans on toast?- Yeah. Do you fancy some?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Show me how it's done. - Shall we have beans on toast?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09You've got to learn something here!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- I will, but let's have beans on toast.- You won't learn something.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Honestly. Come on, I've got bread and I've got beans and
0:07:16 > 0:07:21I'm starving and you are a chef and you're only here for, how long?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23You show me your recipe for beans on toast.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- You'll do it better than me. - You'll do it much better than me.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Oh, my bread's frozen. - That's brown bread.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Is that brown bread?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33You know that's white bread.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You might not be a chef, but you know that's white bread.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Is he beginning to lose his cool?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Come on, Hayley, we don't want him to get suspicious.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43How do you make toast?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Right, tell me how to do this. Where's my toaster?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Put the bread in the toaster. - INAUDIBLE
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Seriously, I have to use the grill because...
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- You must have a toaster.- No.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Do a random dance.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Oh, man, I can't...
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Crikey, he's lost for words.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03This cooker's rubbish.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- This cooker is rubbish. - It's not rubbish.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09It is rubbish.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Just do beans on bread.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14OK, what about beans on bread? We could just butter the bread.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Beans on frozen bread? - Would that be nice?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- It would be horrible. - Let's just try it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I've got butter. - Sit on the bread to warm it up.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Do you know what we could do?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Don't laugh when I do this, but it is frozen, but we could do that.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Sit on it?- Yes, to warm it up a little bit.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- SHE LAUGHS - She sat on the bread!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- My gran taught me this. - My gran used to do this.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Really.- This is my grandma's trick.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Nice one, Josh. What a wind up merchant.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Hayley is doing amazingly well. Keep it up.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50With just three minutes to go, it's time for the final task.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Convince the chef to splat a tomato on his head.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I can't wait to see this.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Basically, at the end of this cooking programme...- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03..I have to come up with a trick.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- If this is a comedy show, you are a shoe in.- Really? You reckon?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I need to test it out and I'm hoping you are going apply to this
0:09:11 > 0:09:13because I think I can tell you stuff.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Basically, these tomatoes, I'm going to take the skin off
0:09:17 > 0:09:20and I'm going to put it on his head and just go like that.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- All right.- But I'm going to do it when he's not looking
0:09:23 > 0:09:25for the comedy element.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Stick the skin on his head? - No, the whole tomato.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- Oh, the whole tomato and squash it? - And squash the whole tomato.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- That's a good idea.- Will it work? - It will squash.- Will it squash?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Oh, yeah, it will squash. - Please can I try it?- Not on me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- You can wash your hair afterwards. - No chance. You try it on yourself.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43and I will give you my expert opinion.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- I'll pay you double. - Can I just try it?- No.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49How about if I pay you to let me try it.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Nobody else will agree to doing it.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52It looks like he's had enough.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Come on, Hayley, focus. Time is running out.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Start begging, get on your knees.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Please, please, please. Just one tomato. Please. Please.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Time's up.- Hayley, it's JK. Tell him he's on a hidden camera show.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06We're coming in.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08It's going to look brilliant on TV
0:10:08 > 0:10:11and also it's going to look really good
0:10:11 > 0:10:14on a hidden camera show, which you are on.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16SHE LAUGHS
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Hello.- JK, Joel.- Hi, Andy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- And I think you've met Hayley, yeah? - Just about.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25First, I'll explain what's been going on, shall I?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28In that room over there, there's a load of Remote Controllers
0:10:28 > 0:10:30telling Hayley exactly what to do.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32You tried hard to get the tomato.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- I really tried hard. - He was having none of it.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Was the bread thing a lie as well?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Everything, everything.- I was going to chat to my granny about that.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42See?! I'm pretty good at this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That dip, how far did you get?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Not very far.- Here, I'll taste it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50We never did get to see the tomato splatted.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52HE LAUGHS
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55See what you got out of, Andy?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58SHE LAUGHS
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Amazing.- That was so funny. Funniest part was when
0:11:07 > 0:11:11she sat on the bread and made that farting noise.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Don't laugh when I do this, but it is frozen, but we could do that.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Sit on it? - Yeah, to warm it up a little bit.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Oh, yeah, the salt. He was, like, putting salt.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I don't like this, I don't like that.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Remote Controllers, are you having fun so far?- Yes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Are you ready to guide Hayley through to the next challenge?- Yes.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Now, because of that tomato on your head,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39JK's ramped up the pressure for this next challenge.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- I'm still finding it. - You'll be finding it for weeks.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Hayley, we're going to take you out of your comfort zone.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- You're coming out of mansion and you're going on the streets.- What?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52And all I'll say to you is, this next challenge, if you get it right,
0:11:52 > 0:11:53will be a work of art.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Oh, no.- Don't think about it.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You just go and get ready for the next challenge.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Right, bye, guys.- Bye! - See you! Good luck.- Thank you.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Hayley's out on the streets for her challenge.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09She has 15 minutes to test her creative powers of persuasion
0:12:09 > 0:12:12by pretending to be a celebrity portrait artist.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It will be a brush stroke of genius if she pulls this off.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18The Remote Controllers will be inside the van,
0:12:18 > 0:12:22watching and giving Hayley orders through her secret ear piece.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Hayley, it's JK.- Hey, JK. - How are you?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I'm all right. What's going on?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I never knew you were such a talented drawer.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I did pretty well, right? Look at Simon.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It's really, really good.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Anyway, are you ready for your challenge?- Ready.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39You've got to get people to let you draw their picture
0:12:39 > 0:12:41for your celebrity street art project.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- In other words, you're a celebrity artist.- Oh, what?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48But they are going to be the worst drawings ever and, as ever,
0:12:48 > 0:12:51the Remote Controllers will help you think of what to say and do.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Are you up for the challenge?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55This is going to be really hard.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- You know you can do it. - Oh, JK, look at this.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- I've got glasses, right.- Yeah? If I put these on,
0:13:02 > 0:13:03do I look like a proper artist?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Oh, what a disguise! That's an amazing disguise.- Who is that?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Just out of curiosity, can you draw?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10No, I'm rubbish at drawing.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Well, this challenge should be really easy, then.
0:13:13 > 0:13:18- Let's do it, good luck. - Here we go. Who am I going to get?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'm really pretty nervous about this.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Excuse me, could I borrow you a minute?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Do you think you've got a couple of minutes to help me out?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- What is it for?- Right,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'm doing a celebrity caricature drawing
0:13:32 > 0:13:35and I need to choose someone in the street to just draw quickly.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Nice hair.- You've got nice hair.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Got someone. - This is what I've done so far.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44There's Brad Pitt, Simon Cowell, so I'm pretty good, right?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Who, that one? No, it's Brad Pitt.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48It does look a bit like Olly Murs, though!
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Come and sit on this stool here for me. Where are you from?- Australia.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54You're Australian? Oh, wow! Cool.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Right, are you ready? I'm pretty good at this.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Do you like surfing? - Surfing, snowboarding.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You like snowboarding? Oh, cool.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I'm not happy with that one, screw it up.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm not happy with that at all.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07I'm just going to start again.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10That wasn't very good at all.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Say, "This is my best art ever."
0:14:13 > 0:14:16This is probably one of the best ones I've ever done, actually.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18This is really good.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21The bloke thinks he's going to get a good picture but instead,
0:14:21 > 0:14:25he's getting something that even a five-year-old would laugh at.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Keep still, keep still. - OK, keep still. Got it. OK.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Just do that again.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34That's brilliant. OK, stay there, stay there.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Tell him to do it 20 times.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Do it, like, probably about 20 times, but just keep moving it. Yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44And then I can just... That's so good.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I did the Jedward last week.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Last week, I did Jedward,- Oh, really?
0:14:50 > 0:14:54How cool's that? Maybe we could give you a bit of a Jedward quiff.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Scribble all over it now. - Keep going.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- OK, that's so good. - You wouldn't believe how much money
0:15:02 > 0:15:03I've been making off this.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- I've been making loads of money doing it, you know?- Have a guess.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Have a guess how much I've made.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Well, I try and sell them for, like, a fiver.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16They've only agreed to have their portraits done in the first place
0:15:16 > 0:15:19because they were expecting them to look like this.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- It's time to reveal those masterpieces.- OK, you can stop.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- You're going to love this. - You're going to love this.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28If you're going to take it home, you have to pay for it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30If you want to take it home,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I might charge you a little bit of money, but not a lot.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- Right, I think I'm pretty much done. - Tell them to close their eyes.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Stand up with your eyes closed
0:15:38 > 0:15:40because I don't want to reveal it too soon.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Stay right where you are. - You're going to love it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- You're going to love it. - I think it's a brilliant likeness.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It's a really, really good likeness
0:15:49 > 0:15:52and you're absolutely going to love it. Have a look.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- That is wicked. - THEY LAUGH
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Try turning him upside down, because he is Australian.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01OK, have a look.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05THEY LAUGH
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Do you want to buy it from me?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- No.- Have a look.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Are you happy with this?- Yes. - Do you like it?
0:16:16 > 0:16:21- What do you honestly think? - What do you honestly think?- Um...
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Don't hurt my feelings, please.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Please don't hurt my feelings.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26THEY LAUGH
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- You think it looks like a kid's drawn it?- I'm an artist.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Are you taking the mickey?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- I am an artist. You're taking the mickey.- Reveal it.- OK.
0:16:34 > 0:16:39Thank you very much for being on my hidden camera show.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Look up there. There's a camera. There you go.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Thank you. You've been a really good sport.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I liked the moment when they said it's free to draw,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54but if you take it home, then it costs a lot of money.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56If you want to take it home,
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I might, like, charge you a little bit of money.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I would not like her doing my picture.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08It's amazing that all these stars
0:17:08 > 0:17:10agree to be Remote Controlled on our show.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14But to make things fair, we promised to have a go at it ourselves.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16This is JK and Joel Remote Controlled.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19This is the part of the show
0:17:19 > 0:17:23where we're told exactly what to do by Remote Control text message.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25The thing is, we never know what's coming our way,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27but we have promised to obey every command.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I'm just waiting for that command now.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Here we are, here we are.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- It says, "Go and find a department store." Is that it?- That's easy.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- There's one over there.- Come on.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Do you know what? I've been wanting to update my wardrobe for ages?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Mate, there was something I was going to talk to you about.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Hang on! You must now find three items of clothing
0:17:48 > 0:17:50for each other and then get dressed.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Easy.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Joel's bound to get me something ridiculous.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59This is going to be so embarrassing.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I'll have to give as good as I get.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Just wait until JK sees what I've got for him.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10We're not really going to have to wear these in public, are we?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Oh, no.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14This is not going to be embarrassing, is it?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- You couldn't even get the right size.- Hang on - you said medium.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, adult medium.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54We're back at the celebrity house
0:18:54 > 0:18:58with our Remote Controllers Josh, Lydia and Nessim.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00And in the sitting room, it looks like a right mess.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Has our star, Hayley Tamaddon,
0:19:02 > 0:19:06forgotten to tidy up or is this part of another prank?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07OK...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Camera...hello.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15OK, guys, Hayley's in position in the sitting room.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17She's ready for her third and final challenge.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Headphones on, lights down.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Hey, can you hear me? - Hayley, it's JK.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23We can hear you, can you hear us?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- I can hear you, boys, yes. - Have a quick look round that room.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Yeah, it's a tip.- It's terrible, isn't it,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31when your sitting room's all messy and you have to go out
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- and you haven't got time to clear it up.- Yeah.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35And the story is...exactly that.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39But you've got a cleaner coming round to tidy up for you.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Oh, cool. Excellent.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's Joel here and even better news - I've ordered you
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- a big beefy bloke to come round.- Is he nice?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47You'll have to wait and see.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51But you're going to have to turn him into a make up artist.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53How am I going to get him to do that?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55He will be here soon. Listen out for the doorbell.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58The Remote Controllers will tell you exactly what to do
0:19:58 > 0:20:00and what you can get away with.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- He knows nothing about the hidden cameras. Good luck, Hayley.- What?!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07So, the main challenge is to persuade this cleaner guy
0:20:07 > 0:20:11to become her make up artist within 15 minutes.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14As always, tricky tasks will be popping up on the screen
0:20:14 > 0:20:17to make our Remote Controllers' job even harder.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I wonder how much this man will know about make up?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Yeah?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Cleaner's here. - Oh, hiya, are you all right?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Nice to meet you. Sorry, I'm so late, I'm just getting ready.
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Right, the cleaner's here, let's see how Hayley copes.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Are you all right cleaning the living room for me, is that OK?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Yeah.- I'm so sorry it's such a bit of a tip.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Please could you start by doing the washing? It's all clean that,
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- it just needs folding. Is that OK? - OK, fold it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yeah, just start with that. I'm so, I'm meant to have a make up
0:20:48 > 0:20:51artist come and help me and they've not turned up
0:20:51 > 0:20:55and my hairdresser didn't turn up, so I'm completely behind.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I was meant to be there ages ago and I'm so late.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00He has started cracking on with the cleaning job,
0:21:00 > 0:21:03but how easy will it be to make him become a make-up artist?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Make up a ridiculous reason why the cleaner has to do
0:21:08 > 0:21:09your make up for you.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Gosh, I'm so late. Absolutely, so late.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I haven't even done my make up or my hair.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19While you're doing your nails, tell him to do your make up.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Actually, you could really help me with something.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27I need to do lipstick and blusher. Do you do make up or anything?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Because my make-up artist is not here and not coming
0:21:29 > 0:21:33and I don't do my own make up. Yeah, I'll try. Will you try?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Well, the blusher brush is poised and ready.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Look at him go! Good remote controlling.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- First time I've ever done this. - First time ever, really?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46This is what I need. Just squeeze a bit out and...
0:21:46 > 0:21:50What the cleaner doesn't know is these mirrors are two way.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51We can see everything.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Say, "Ow!"- That looks good. "Ow!"
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Oh, sorry.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Nice play, Nessim.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- It's gone in my eye. - It's gone in my eye.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05I think that's gone in my eye. I've got a bit of glitter in my eye.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08No, that's all right. Let me see.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I think that looks good!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Hayley deserves an award for this cheeky performance. Good work!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17What will the Remote Controllers think of next?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Tell him to do your make up like a clown.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm meant to go in fancy dress to this premiere
0:22:22 > 0:22:24and I didn't really have a costume.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28What do you think if I didn't wear a costume, but did fancy dress make up?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Like, I went as a clown or something?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- You might be able to help me. - Yeah, any time.- Would you?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- That's so good.- Ah, what a gent!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm rubbish at anything. I have a make up artist to do all of this.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Shout really loud, "I'm a clown!"
0:22:46 > 0:22:51- Cool, I'm a clown!- Well, done, Hayley, great remote controlling.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- What do clowns look like? - Red nose.- Give me a red nose.
0:22:54 > 0:23:01- Like a proper clown, red nose. Anything clowny.- With lipstick.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04But you can use that, like cheeks or a nose.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09She's got to keep this going for another five minutes.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Big nose. - Yeah, make it a big red nose,
0:23:14 > 0:23:16because clowns have really big noses.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Say, "Boo."- "Boo."
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Little does the cleaner know, Hayley and the Remote Controllers
0:23:23 > 0:23:27won't be satisfied until he's made her whole face like a clown.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30OK, what about cheeks? Like, circle cheeks.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Start laughing really loud.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33SHE LAUGHS
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Do I need anything else?
0:23:36 > 0:23:42- Big black eyes.- What about fake glasses or something.- Yeah.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Don't press too hard, though.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Square ones.- What about square ones?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Is it definitely going to come off?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Will it come off? It will come off, won't it?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Put a moustache on me.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57You know the old-fashioned clowns have the 'tash thing and the
0:23:57 > 0:24:02beard thing and they go squiggle like that. One of them, as well.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- That?- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on, do one of those.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You're pretty good at this.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- I want a beard. - Right, I want a beard!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Go! Yeah, yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Cool.
0:24:13 > 0:24:1712 of the 15 minutes have gone. They need to come up with a way
0:24:17 > 0:24:21to make it last three more minutes. Here's a final task to help.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Get him to agree to go with you to the celebrity event
0:24:24 > 0:24:26you're attending tonight.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Right, I'm just going to call my date and check he's on his way.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32He was meant to be here ages ago.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34He texted me. He's not coming.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Oh, no, no! He's not coming.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42His budgie's ill.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45He said he turned round and went back because his budgie's dying.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Even with that budgie story, he still doesn't suspect a thing.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Two minutes left.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I need a date for the night. Do you want to come with me, as my guest?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I've got his costume, so you could wear his costume.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Do you want to see the costume? I've got it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Quality outfit, Hayley!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Basically, it's like a strongman's type thing.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19We'd look perfect together, because I'd go as a clown
0:25:19 > 0:25:23and you'd go as strong man. You can just wear that across, like that.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Go to the toilet and try it on.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30- Would you at least try it on and see what..?- I don't mind trying it.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Brilliant. Brilliant.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I'll show you where the toilet is.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40That is amazing!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42This is brilliant!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45The challenge was due to last 15 minutes. Time's almost up.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oh, that is so good. It fits you so well.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53You look amazing.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Aha, me Tarzan, you Jane. How fetching!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Hayley, tell him he's on a hidden camera. We're coming in!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02It's time to reveal the joke...
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Let me tell you something. You came here to do the cleaning.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08What you've actually done is
0:26:08 > 0:26:11you've just taken part in a hidden camera show.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You've been an absolute star, an absolute star.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You're the man.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Favourite moment is when he got changed and came back.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30That is amazing!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34That was so funny.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35That was the best one so far.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43CHEERING
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Another group hug.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47We don't get a group hug again.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49There you go, boys. Have five.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Josh, your favourite part?
0:26:51 > 0:26:56Definitely when Hugo was getting changed and he really fell for it.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58He was brilliant. Star of the show.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02My favourite part was when Hayley did all those horrible paintings
0:27:02 > 0:27:04and someone actually wanted to buy one.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Nessim, your favourite? - When Hayley sat on the bread.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- And it was?- Flat bread.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Flat bread, of course.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Have you enjoyed it, Hayley?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I've had a great day and it's been really good fun.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17You made it really good for me. It's been great.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20A round of applause for these guys.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Now, I have something for you, to remember us by.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26The exclusive Remote Control Star baseball hats
0:27:26 > 0:27:30and these cool hoodies as well. Take one of those each. Lovely stuff.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32No group hug? No hoodie, no baseball cap for you.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Anyway, give yourself a big cheer. You've been great today, guys.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39That's all we've got time for now, until next time when we put
0:27:39 > 0:27:43another star together with three Remote Controllers here on...
0:27:43 > 0:27:45ALL: Remote Control Star!
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