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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Excuse me.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Hey, everyone, I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:31 > 0:00:33the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35I'm coming in wirelessly,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41You can play if you're in your PJs, you can play if you're grounded,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44and you can definitely play even if you've been caught

0:00:44 > 0:00:46with your hands in the cookie jar. So, get out of the jar!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Today, I'm in Italy.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Where in the universe are my superhuman

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Remotely Funny contestants today?

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Let's meet them. First up, it's Charlotte.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00- Hello, Charlotte.- Hi!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Good to meet you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Charlotte is 11 and from Tyne and Wear.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07She collects snow globes and has over 200.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Charlotte likes spinach and artistic roller skating.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Her favourite emoji is the dancing ladies with bunny ears.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Charlotte, you've been to Italy before.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- What's worth visiting in Italy? - Definitely the Colosseum.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- It's lovely.- Forget the Italian, your accent is amazing.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Charlotte, I hear you live in an old chapel.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Nice and peaceful.- Yes.- For sure. - The neighbours aren't noisy!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Well, Charlotte, it is time to say hello to your first rival.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38It is Alex.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Charlotte and Joanne, say hello to Alex and his squad.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hi, Alex, and your squad!

0:01:43 > 0:01:4511-year-old Alex is from East Sussex.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48He once won an award for having the slickest hair.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50He hates courgettes but loves street dancing

0:01:50 > 0:01:54and travelling the country in his parents' campervan.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Alex, who are you with today?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I'm with my mum. And my stepdad Craig.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00So, Alex. You like street dancing.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Is that correct?- Yeah. - That's awesome! Show me some moves.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Teach me something.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Wooo!

0:02:07 > 0:02:08OK.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Let me try it.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Finally, connecting to Catriona!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hello, Catriona. Everyone say hello to Catriona.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hi!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Catriona is 12 and from Glasgow.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28She loves ketchup, and the smell of bath bombs.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32When she grows up, she would like to either be a zoologist or an actress.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Catriona, who are you with?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I'm with my mum, my dad, my brother and my dog.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Oh, your dog! It looks like a troll from under the bridge.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I like it. Very cute.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- What's his name?- He's an Australian Labrador and he's called Archie.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh! Archie, I love you already.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Catriona, where in the world have you visited and what's been your

0:02:52 > 0:02:53favourite so far?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Well, I've been to ten states in America.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I love you already. Good job, Catriona!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04One extra point for you. I'm joking. It is time to ditch your families.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05We're getting serious.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Adults, family, leave the room.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Dogs, sisters, brothers, mums, dads, everyone leave.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Just us kids now. Charlotte, Alex, Catriona.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Are we alone?- Yes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Good! It is time to talk about prizes.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Firstly, you get to hang out with me.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24You're welcome. Secondly,

0:03:24 > 0:03:28you get the coveted title of Remotely Funny Champion.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31And, thirdly, the 60% cotton, 40% polyester mix

0:03:31 > 0:03:34that is the Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Look at it! But don't touch it.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37This sucker's so powerful

0:03:37 > 0:03:41it can heat both you and your home for a whole week.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Order yours today by winning this game.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oooh!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Charlotte, Alex and Catriona,

0:03:48 > 0:03:53show me a face that not only strikes fear into your opponents but shows

0:03:53 > 0:03:55that you mean business.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Everyone do your game face at one, two, three!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Raaargh!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Wow! I don't know whether to run and hide or call for Doctor.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11This is Bedroom Bonanza. The rules are simple.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I name something, and you have to collect it for me.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19And the first one back with the item wins three of my delicious samojis.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Item number one.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Go get me a bath toy.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Get me a bath toy! Go!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Go! The first one back gets the three samojis, so it better be good.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Come on! Oh!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Catriona is back first.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36That was kind of quick.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Alex coming in second.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Ta-da!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Did you ever actually use that in the bath?

0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Yes!- Oh, you did?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47OK. I'm just going to have to take your word for that.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49When was the last time you used it in the bath?

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Couple of weeks ago.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52OK. Well, it still counts.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Alex, what do you have there?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55My little sister's bath book.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58You've used your little sister's bath book in the bath?

0:04:58 > 0:05:03- No.- Catriona, you get three samojis for being back first.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Woo!- Congratulations. Item number two.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10I want something that shows that you have an artistic side.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Come on! Get me something that shows that you have an artistic side.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15It could be anything. It could be a painting.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It could be a little sculpture that you made in second grade.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I don't know. I don't care!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Bring me something that shows you have an artistic side!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I need it now. Charlotte, you were back first.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25What is that?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- It's a picture.- How does that show that you have an artistic side?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Because I appreciate the art on it.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'll take that. Catriona, what is that?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- A make-up brush.- Yes!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I love make-up. Make-up is an art and more people need

0:05:38 > 0:05:40to understand that. Great job, Catriona.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Alex, I can see you had a little bit of a struggle there.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- What is that?- A notepad.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'll take it. However, Charlotte,

0:05:47 > 0:05:50you get three samojis for being back first.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Congratulations.- Yes!- Yes!

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Item number three.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Go and get me something that has more than four colours.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Get me something that has more than four colours, guys.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Alex, come on. You're behind. What is it going to be?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07And Charlotte is back first, and that is so lovely.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- What is that?- It's a picture of me and my buddy from school.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15That is so cute of you. What about you, Catriona, what do you have?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16I have a make-up box!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- OK. Alex, what do you have? - Some colouring pencils.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ooh, OK!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24That's nice. Charlotte, you were the one first back.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26So you get another three samojis for that.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30However, Alex, you actually got the most colourful colours.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33So you're going to get one extra samoji for that.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Whoop-whoop!- Let's have a look at the scores after Bedroom Bonanza.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46We're heading to the kitchen for Food Flash.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Everyone, to the kitchen!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Come on, guys. Come on, come on, come on!

0:06:57 > 0:06:58I ain't got all day.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Back in Finland, where I'm from,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10people like to experiment with food and really push those boundaries.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13And that's what makes us the greatest nation on Earth.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16So, for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:07:16 > 0:07:19of one of my favourite Finnish dishes,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Samojis for the player who makes their dish look as close

0:07:25 > 0:07:26to the picture as possible.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30My favourite thing about Finland is, of course, the Finnish gravy.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32It's called Ruskeakastike.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I need it, or I'll stop working, like the Tin Man.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Bring the brown gold to me.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Hold it up and shout, "I love Ruskeakastike!"

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- ALL:- I love Ruskeakastike!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Good job!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Today's dish is called All We Had Left In The Fridge.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49And here it is.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Today's dish is made up of baked beans, delicious onion rings,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58and a freshly baked croissant with a light reduction of raisins

0:07:58 > 0:08:02in a mallow of marsh jus, topped off with my favourite Finnish gravy.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Start cooking! I want you to go full Gordon Ramsay.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Shout for your parents. You're going to need all the help.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Charlotte, where are your parents?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Good job, everyone.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Good job, Catriona. Alex, put that gravy on it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Where's the Finnish gravy? Don't you people forget the Finnish gravy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Alex, where's your beans?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39The dish includes beans!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Everyone help Alex. Alex needs help.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51If anyone forgets the Finnish gravy, I will be very upset.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Five, four, three, two, one!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Stop cooking!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Catriona, hold it up to the camera.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Tell me something about your dish.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03It's weird.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Did you just call my national pride weird?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10What about you, Alex? Describe your dish.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- A mess.- OK.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Charlotte, show me your dish.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Look at you. Where is the Finnish gravy?- I haven't got it on.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Get it on!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Now!- No, no, no!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Charlotte, your dish looked the closest

0:09:27 > 0:09:29to the original picture. So you get three samojis.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Yes!

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Congratulations.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Alex, what do you think about cooking this dish again sometime?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37- Never again.- No!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Why would that be? It is the best dish in the world.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Catriona, what do you think about Charlotte's dish?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- It looks better than mine. - You're being honest,

0:09:45 > 0:09:49and I give you one extra samoji for that.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Of course, the best part

0:09:50 > 0:09:54of making All We Had Left In The Fridge is the eating.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56So, bonus samojis for parents that try it.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01She did it!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- She did it!- Show me you love it!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07And enjoy it. Alex's mum, what is it like?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11It's different. It's really different, but not great.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Delicious!- Charlotte's mum.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- You seem to really enjoy that. - I love weird food.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Yes.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Catriona, how does your mum like it?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24She loves it. She thinks it's so quirky and unique and she loves it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Everyone gets a samoji!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31But the best way to enjoy All We Had Left In The Fridge

0:10:31 > 0:10:34is to share it. Take it round to your neighbour as a gift.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Or, better still, give it to someone who lives a long, long,

0:10:37 > 0:10:39long way away.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Alex...- Yes? - Come closer to me, will you?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45This is just for you. Alex,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47this is your chance of winning a bonus samoji.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- How do you feel about that?- Happy.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Good. For an extra samoji,

0:10:52 > 0:10:57can you tell me who has the weirdest eating habit in your house?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59My mum has a drinking habit!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I didn't mean it like that! I meant, like, strawberry milk.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05That is not the correct answer.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09The correct answer was your dad, and he smacks his lips while eating.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Where are you, my lovely samojis?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It's time to lighten the load.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23And by that I mean, Toilet Takedown.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Everyone to the bathroom. Everyone, take me there.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Pick up your little legs and take me to the bathroom.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Gosh, Italian words are great.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Even their word for toilet sounds delicious.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Gabinetto - I would definitely eat a gabinetto. Anyway, in this round,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50I want you to write your answers on the loo roll.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54There's three samojis up for grabs, and here comes the question.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57How many litres does a 50m Olympic-sized swimming pool contain?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00How many litres does that pool contain?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03What do you guys think? Write your answers and don't show me yet.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08How many litres?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Now, come to the screen and hold your answers up.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Charlotte, what does yours say?

0:12:14 > 0:12:155,000.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17What about you, Catriona?

0:12:17 > 0:12:195,000.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21OK, and, Alex?

0:12:21 > 0:12:26- 200.- The correct answer is 2.5 million litres.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Come on, everyone.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Charlotte and Catriona,

0:12:28 > 0:12:33you both got the closest answers so you both get three samojis!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Congratulations.- Yes!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38While we're here, let's watch Loo Tube.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Check this out.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45What? Oh, my... Let me see that again.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Show me your best waving bear impression.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Well, for an extra samoji,

0:12:57 > 0:13:01I'm going to ask you a question, and the first to flush the loo gets to

0:13:01 > 0:13:06answer. What colour was the woman's jumper who was waving at the bear?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Catriona?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Was it red? - It's a reddy-pink colour.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Catriona, you get one samoji for that.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Good job.- Yay!- OK.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Charlotte, come closer.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Just you, Charlotte. This is just for you.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm feeling generous.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27For an extra samoji, can you tell me

0:13:27 > 0:13:29what your mum's weirdest habit is?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32She has a chocolate fix on a Saturday.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35And I put Chariots Of Fire on so she eats her chocolate bar really,

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- really slowly.- Yes. That's weird, Charlotte.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Your mum's weird. So, you're going to get one extra samoji for that.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Let's check those all-important scores.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Well, everyone ready to partito with me?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Hit the lounge. Hit the living room.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Let's play Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Come on, Alex. We ain't got all day.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Charlotte, Alex and Catriona,

0:14:15 > 0:14:18it's nice to see you've been joined by your families.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22However, you might not be so happy once they've played the next game.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Before that, it is Catriona's chance to win a bonus samoji.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Come a bit closer, Catriona.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Earlier, I asked your mum

0:14:31 > 0:14:34what you thought about her singing and dancing.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38So, for one extra samoji, can you tell me what she said?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40That it's embarrassing?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I'll take that as an answer but what she ACTUALLY said was that you told

0:14:43 > 0:14:46her that she's too old to dance and sing.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50You still get an extra samoji for that. Congratulations. Contenders,

0:14:50 > 0:14:54find something your parents can use as a microphone.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Oh, yes!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Catriona, what microphone have you chosen?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Remote control.- Hmm, for both.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Great. Alex, what is that?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Banana.- It's a banana.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I like that.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Charlotte, what's the microphone you got her?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- A hairbrush.- Perfect. Perfect.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18OK. Parents.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Remember, you're performing like your kid's pride depends upon it.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Which it does. So...

0:15:26 > 0:15:30I'm going to play each of you a song, and when the music stops

0:15:30 > 0:15:34you need to finish the lyrics. Just remember, performance matters.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I'll also be awarding points for how into it you are.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40And, by that, I mean if you're totally embarrassing,

0:15:40 > 0:15:42plus one for overall style.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46So, Charlotte's mum, you're going first.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, Mum!

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Play the song.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54# ..raising our hands Shining up to the sky

0:15:54 > 0:15:59# Cos we got the fire, fire, fire Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire

0:15:59 > 0:16:03# Gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn

0:16:03 > 0:16:07- # We're gonna let it burn, burn, burn! #- Oh! Keep on.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09# We're gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn

0:16:09 > 0:16:12# We're gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn. #

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yes!

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Good job! Here's what it SHOULD sound like.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20# Cos we got the fire, fire, fire

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn

0:16:25 > 0:16:26# We gonna let it burn... #

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Alex's mum, you're going to have to top that.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- You ready?- OK! - Hit the music.

0:16:33 > 0:16:40# ..hide them, hide them From me, na-na-na, all right...

0:16:42 > 0:16:45# You came in like a wrecking ball...

0:16:45 > 0:16:48# I never did you wrong... #

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- OK, well...- I don't know that one.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Keep it going! Remember that performance matters!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55# You came in like a wrecking ball!

0:16:55 > 0:16:56# Bom-bom!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58# I never did you wrong

0:16:58 > 0:17:00# Bom-bom! #

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Well, you know, at least you gave me

0:17:02 > 0:17:04some type of performance, Alex's mum.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Good job.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Here's what it SHOULD sound like.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10# Come and get it if you really want it

0:17:10 > 0:17:13# Come and get it if you really need it

0:17:13 > 0:17:15# Come and get it if you really want it... #

0:17:17 > 0:17:21And, finally, last but let's hope not least, Catriona's mum.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Go, track!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26# Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretty?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28# Do I make you feel like cheating?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31# And I'm like, no, not really cos...

0:17:31 > 0:17:36- # Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader... #- Yes!

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- # Always right there when I need her... #- Yes!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43# I found myself a cheerleader!

0:17:43 > 0:17:48# She's always right there when I need her. #

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Here's what it SHOULD sound like.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55# Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader

0:17:55 > 0:17:59# She is always right there when I need her. #

0:17:59 > 0:18:03I think Catriona deserves three samojis for that!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Charlotte's mum, you get one samoji for overall style.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Alex's mum, you get one samoji for cringe.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Because you tried. Even though you didn't know the song.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20OK, well... OK, gang, time to relive the embarrassment -

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I mean, award-winning performances, of course.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Let's loop it.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- # Burn, burn, burn... - Raaa!- Cheerleader!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- # Burn, burn, burn... - Raaa!- Cheerleader!

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- # Burn, burn, burn... - Raaa!- Cheerleader! #

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well, that round left me quite impressed by everyone, so,

0:18:40 > 0:18:43let's have a look at the samojis.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Say goodbye to your families.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54They've served their purpose.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Bye, families! Get out of the room!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Go away!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Everyone out! Except for Alex, Catriona and Charlotte, of course!

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Go and get a buzzer.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Grab anything you can find that makes a cool noise.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I've got mine!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14RATTLING, JINGLING

0:19:14 > 0:19:17CLANG! TINKLING!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Wonderful. Players,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21it all now depends on you!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26This is your last chance to rack up those all-important samojis.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29So, focus. Everyone come closer to the screen.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35This game is called Say What You Seemojis.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the samojis.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Well, let's go to the first one of my Say What You Seemojis.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's a sporting event.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Catriona, you were in first.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- What is it?- Tour de France.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes! Three samojis for you.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Good job. Next one.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00It is a CBBC TV show, OK?

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Charlotte, what is it?

0:20:04 > 0:20:05I missed the bus?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I'll take that. It's correct enough.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10The actual answer is Whoops, I Missed The Bus!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Three samojis for you.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Yes!- Our last one is a song.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Let's see it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Charlotte, what is it?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Uptown Funk.- Yes!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25You get another three samojis.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Yes!- Look at you, Charlotte. You're on fire.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30So now, I can reveal the final score.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38..Charlotte.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yes!

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Yes, yes, yes!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50You did it! Charlotte,

0:20:50 > 0:20:54I will be sending you a fantastico Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Alex and Catriona, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01We'll be sending you a priceless artefact.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03A Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06And, Charlotte, because you won,

0:21:06 > 0:21:08we're going to give your mum a chocolate bar

0:21:08 > 0:21:10so she can eat it this Saturday.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Get your families back in the room. Call them in!

0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Mum!- Big, big, big thanks to you, Charlotte, Alex and Catriona.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24And to your families for letting me cause mayhem around your homes.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26I loved it. You've been immense,

0:21:26 > 0:21:30it's been remote and I'd like to think we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Play the music! Arrivederci.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Can you get Archie to dance too?