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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, hello! Welcome to Remotely Funny.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Hey, everyone, I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'm coming in wirelessly,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40You can play if you're in your PJs,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42you can play if you're grounded,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45you can even play whilst waiting ages for a takeaway.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hurry up, my ham, cheese and pineapple pizza,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49I need you in my mouth!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Today I'm in Austria.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55So, if I'm here,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58where are my adventurous Remotely Funny contestants today?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Let's meet them. First up, it's Mia. Hello, Mia.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- ALL:- Hi!

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Mia is ten years old and from Surrey.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07She has an excitable dog called Biscuits,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09loves playing on her tablet,

0:01:09 > 0:01:13making up silly songs and going bodyboarding, but hates spiders.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Who's with you today? - I'm with my mum...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Hi!- ..and my brother.- Hello.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Nice, nice. Mia, your mum is your team-mate today.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24What is she going to bring to your team?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27She's going to bring...the mum.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29OK, I guess that's good enough.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Mia's mum, your activities include dog-walking and playing tennis.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- What's your serve like? - I'm going to show you my serve.- OK.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Woo!- Whoa, argh! That hit me! Watch it!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well, I'm looking forward to having you both compete.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Now, let's meet Jenson.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Mia and family, meet Jenson and his family. Hello!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- ALL:- Hi!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Jenson is 11 years old and from Hertfordshire.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58He has a yellow belt in judo, always puts ketchup on his potatoes

0:01:58 > 0:02:01and when he grows up, he wants to be a vlogger.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Jenson loves street dancing and hates cheese.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07His favourite emoji is the smiley face poo.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12- Jenson, who are you with today? - I am with my mum...- Hi!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- ..my dad and my sister.- Hello.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Wonderful to meet you.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Jenson, I hear you have a pretty huge range of hobbies.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Talk me through them, please.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I've got acting, judo,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26street dance and I've got Scouts.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Can you show me some judo?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I could do it, but I'm not actually doing it on my dad.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You go like that and then flip.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Ooh! That's scary.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Finally, connecting to Jess.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Jenson and Mia and families, say hello to Jess and her lot.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- ALL:- Hello!- Hey, Jess!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- ALL:- Hi!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ten-year-old Jess is from County Durham.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51She has two dogs called Harvey and Rosie and two cool cats

0:02:51 > 0:02:52called Soxy and Sooty.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56She loves the musical Wicked, overuses the phrase "OMG",

0:02:56 > 0:02:58and really, really wants to visit Japan.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Jess, who are you with today?

0:03:00 > 0:03:06I am with my mum, my brother and my sister.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Lovely!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Really great to meet you guys.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Jess's mum, Fiona, what's this about Jess practising

0:03:12 > 0:03:14one of her hobbies in the supermarket?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Gymnastics.- In the supermarket?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Yes.- What does she do?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Cartwheels and splits.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Wait, Jess, I need to check you can multi-task.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I want to see some gymnastics and a little bit of yodelling

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- at the same time.- OK.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33SHE YODELS

0:03:34 > 0:03:37That is beautiful! You can actually hold a note.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Auf Wiedersehen, families, I need my players to focus.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Parents and siblings, give us some space and leave the room.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Everyone out! I only need my contestants now.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50There's a huge prize at stake.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Firstly, you'll be crowned Remotely Funny champion.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Secondly, the sublime Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Come on, supermodels don't get out of bed

0:03:58 > 0:04:00for anything less than one of these.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, I really worked that hoodie.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Order yours today by winning this game.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Jenson, Jess and Mia, it's business time.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09I want to see your game faces.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11One, two, three!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13THEY GROWL

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Let's play.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22The rules are simple -

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I name something and you have to collect it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28The first one back with the item wins three of my dazzling samojis.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Item number one. Find me...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Something you would hit a ball with.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Come on! Find me something you would hit a ball with.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Come on, Mia, Jenson and Jess. Mia, Mia, Mia, come on, come on!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Use that creative brain of yours. Who's going to be back first?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, and it is Jess.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50And Jenson, where is Jenson?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52And Jenson is back as number two.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Wonderful. Mia! Come back!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Grab anything, Mia!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- What would you hit a ball with? Anything.- Pillow.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Great!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Jess, what did you bring me?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I have brought you a hair straightener brush.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09So you would hit a ball with a hair straightener brush?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12If it was the only thing I could get, then yes.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- I mean, it kind of does look like a racquet, doesn't it?- Yeah.- Wow.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17What about you, Jenson? What do you have?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I made this little Lego thing.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21It looks like a popsicle.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Do you think you would be able to hit a ball with that?- Yeah.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Mia, show me that pillow you brought me.- I've got a pillow!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30You better come up with a good explanation as to how

0:05:30 > 0:05:31you would hit a ball with that.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Well, I could throw it up high and go bang.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I can use it as a shield, too.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh! I like the shield idea.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Jess was back first, so, Jess, you get three samojis.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Woo!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Yes, good job. Let's move on to item number two.

0:05:46 > 0:05:52Go get me something your mum or dad would take to the beach.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Go! Go get me something your mum or dad would take to the beach.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02And Jess is back first. Jenson was back as number two.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Everyone call for Mia.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05ALL: Mia!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08OK, she is back. Mia, what did you get me?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Sunglasses.- Are those sunglasses yours or your parents'?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- They're my dad's.- Oh, they are your dad's, OK. Great, great, OK.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- What about you, Jenson? What do you have?- I think it's a flip flop.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20What would you do with one flip flop?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23You'd put it on your foot and you could hop your way, probably.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Yeah, I can see that. What about you, Jess? What do you have?

0:06:27 > 0:06:32I've brought a towel as my mum loves to sunbathe on the beach.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Lovely, lovely, you're thinking practical.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Jess, you were back first, so you get three samojis.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39- Woohoo!- Yeah.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Item number three.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Go get me something small and round.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47What could it be?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Back.- Ooh, Mia's back first!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Mia, you always surprise me, Mia.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Where's Jenson? Jenson!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Everyone's back already!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Oh, he's back, he's back. Jenson, what do you have there?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I think it's one of those things you put in your ear.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Oh, it's an earring. Well, that is small and round.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Mia, what do you have there? - I have a hairband.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Yes! I love hairbands!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16What about you, Jess? What do you have?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I have a lid off something, I don't know what it is.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Good job, Jess. Mia, you were back first.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You get three samojis for being back first.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- In your face! - Yeah! Hey, Jenson, come closer.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Jenson, I spoke to your mum earlier. She's a really cool lady.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35She told me that there's something

0:07:35 > 0:07:39she has to nag you about endlessly before school.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- I'll give you a samoji if you can tell me what she said.- Oh...

0:07:43 > 0:07:44What do you think it is?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Oh, it's quite obvious, but it's embarrassing.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Come on, come on, give it to me.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Probably brush my teeth.- Yes!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56That was the correct answer, Jenson, you get an extra samoji for that.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yippee!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01All right, dialling up my samojis.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Now it's time to head to the best seat in the house,

0:08:10 > 0:08:13or Toilette, as they like to call it in Austria.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21It's time for Toilet Takedown. Let's go to the toilet, everyone!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Come on, peeps, we have four more glorious rounds to play.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Come on, come on, I don't have all day.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32This is a guesstimating game.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35The closest to the actual answer gets the samojis.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39I want you to write your answers on the loo roll.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40And here comes the question.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Kevin "Catfish" McCarthy holds the record

0:08:43 > 0:08:46for the longest shower ever taken.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49But how much time to the nearest hour did he endure?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Write your answers on the loo roll and I'll repeat the question.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Kevin "Catfish" McCarthy holds the record

0:08:55 > 0:08:58for the longest shower ever taken. But how much time

0:08:58 > 0:09:00to the nearest hour did he endure? KLAXON

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Bring them to the screen so I can see what you guys wrote down.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Great, great. Jess, what does yours say?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Six hours.- OK.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- What about you, Mia?- Two hours.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- And Jenson?- 42.

0:09:14 > 0:09:20Well, the correct answer is 340 hours and 40 minutes.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- And that means, Jenson, you came the closest.- What?!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Jenson, you get three samojis.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Yippee!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Now, we're on the loo, so let's watch LooTube.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40No, no, no, no, no!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43No, no. No.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44The cat is ruthless!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53- No... - GLASS SHATTERS

0:09:53 > 0:09:55When cats finally take over the world,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I'm going to say I told you so.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59The question is,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02what was the first object the cat knocked off the table?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04TOILETS FLUSH

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Jess, you were first. What do you think it was?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10I think it was a glass.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12No! That is not the correct answer.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Jenson, you were second. What do you think it is?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I think it was a remote controller.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Yes, that is the correct answer. You get an extra samoji, Jenson.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yippee!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25All right, Toilet Takedown over.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33We're moving to the kitchen for Food Flash.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Everyone to the kitchen!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's time for the third game and your chance to show off

0:10:43 > 0:10:44your cooking skills.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53In Finland, where I'm from, we have our gazillions of glorious dishes.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56So for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture of one

0:10:56 > 0:11:00of my favourite dishes, and you have 45 seconds to recreate the dish.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Samojis for the player who makes their dish look as close

0:11:03 > 0:11:05to the picture as possible.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08My favourite thing about Finland is the Finnish gravy.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10It's called Ruskeakastike.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hold up your bottles and yodel after me.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15SHE YODELS: Ruskea!

0:11:15 > 0:11:19THEY YODEL

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You did it better than I did.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Today's dish is...

0:11:24 > 0:11:26and here it is.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Today's dish is a ganache of the finest organic puree peas

0:11:30 > 0:11:33entwined with delectable strawberry shoelaces.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35It is finished with extraordinary brittle bite-sized crisps,

0:11:35 > 0:11:38which are shaped into exquisite noughts and crosses.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41SHE SNIFFS Ah!

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Start cooking!

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Pretend you're a top chef and shout orders at your family.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Come on, Jenson,

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I see that everyone's helping already, that is amazing.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Everyone look at Jenson, that's how you're supposed to do it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Jess, where is your mother? Where is everyone else?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59You need all the help you can get.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Mia, explain to me what you're doing at the moment.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04We're bottling it, basically.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Wonderful, wonderful. What about you, Jenson?

0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Putting our spaghetti on. - Great, great, great. And Jess?

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Good.- We're done.- Great, great. And don't forget the Finnish gravy!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19The Finnish gravy is the most important part of the whole dish.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Finished.- Two, one...

0:12:21 > 0:12:23KLAXON ..stop.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Put everything down.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Let's take a look at those finished dishes.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Mia, can you show me your dish?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Can you bring it closer to the camera, please?

0:12:31 > 0:12:32It's hanging off the plate!

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Well, we were in quite the rush, so I understand.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Wonderful, Mia, wonderful. Can you tell me something about the dish?

0:12:39 > 0:12:45Well, we have noughts and crosses as the noughts and crosses,

0:12:45 > 0:12:50strawberry laces as the crosses in between

0:12:50 > 0:12:52and the mushy peas as the background.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Mmm, wonderful, wonderful. What about you, Jenson?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Can I see your plate?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Great. Well, that looks amazing, Jenson. Jess, can I see your plate?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03JESS LAUGHS

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- This is really bad.- Jess!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08If you had to eat either this or eel casserole,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- which one would you choose? - Probably this.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, interesting, I like that.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, it is time to have a taste test.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20You can really taste the, um, everything in it, right?

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Bonus samojis for parents that eat it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Show me you enjoy it.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Oh, both of Jenson's parents are going in. Oh...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32How are you liking it, Jenson's parents?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Mia's mum, how much do you love it?

0:13:38 > 0:13:39I can tell, I can tell.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Jess's mum, can I get a big mmm?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Mmm!- Wonderful.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48All right, all right, all right,

0:13:48 > 0:13:51so, everyone gets bonus samojis cos everyone's parents tried it out.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Congratulations.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Mia, your dish bears the most resemblance

0:13:54 > 0:13:57to the original dish, so you get three samojis for that.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59In your face!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Hey, Jessica, while we're here, can you come closer to me?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Jess, I have a personal question to you. Are you ready?

0:14:07 > 0:14:12Earlier, I asked your mum who was the worst cook in the house?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14And who did she say is the worst cook in the house?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18My dad, because he can bake but he can't cook.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Yes! That is the correct answer.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Why is he so bad at cooking?

0:14:21 > 0:14:25Burns everything and sets all the smoke alarms off,

0:14:25 > 0:14:27and it's really bad and really annoying.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Sounds like my dad, to be honest. You get an extra samoji for that.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Yes!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35The scoring is starting to be quite tight.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Unfortunately for you,

0:14:43 > 0:14:45it is time to really get to know your Remotely Funny families.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Let's go to the living room.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Come on, guys, come on, come on, come on.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I don't have all day to sit around and wait for you.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01But I am really looking forward to this, it's going to be so juicy!

0:15:01 > 0:15:02So, Jenson's mum...

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Yes?- Do you dance?- Only badly.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, OK... Well, we're going to see about that.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Parents, take a look at these crazy moves

0:15:13 > 0:15:14and get ready for a spot

0:15:14 > 0:15:16of Austrian slap dance.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Check your pedometers are turned on and set to zero.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Bring them up to the screen so I can see.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Jenson has a zero there.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34That's what I like to see.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36So does Mia and Jess.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Three samojis will be awarded for the highest score on the pedometer.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Samojis will also be awarded for enthusiastic slapping and style.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Oh, no, this is so embarrassing!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49It is only the beginning!

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Only the whole of the UK will see it.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Is everyone ready? Parents, get in your positions.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ready, set...dance!

0:15:56 > 0:15:57KLAXON SOUNDS

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Dance, dance, dance!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Slap those thighs!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:06 > 0:16:08You have to move those bodies of yours.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Jenson's mum, I see you're going straight in.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh, that is scarring!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Jenson, cheer her on!

0:16:17 > 0:16:19CHEERING AND WHOOPING

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Come on, Mia's mum.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, I see you, I see you over there.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28OK, OK, OK.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Stop it, stop it, stop it!

0:16:30 > 0:16:31I think this movement now needs to be erased

0:16:31 > 0:16:34from your children's memories...and mine.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Jess, what did you think about your mum's dancing?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I hope that no-one from the school sees this -

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'm going to be so embarrassed!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I think everyone from school is going to see this.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh, no!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Mia, how did your mum do? What do you think?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50It was...OK. I guess.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Mm-hm, mm-hm.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53What about you, Jenson?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Everyone gets a samoji for style.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00CHEERING

0:17:00 > 0:17:02And now let's see those pedometers.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Take them off and show them to the screen.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Jenson coming in at 82, Mia, coming in at 67,

0:17:09 > 0:17:13and Jess is coming in with 76.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah! That means Jenson has the highest number.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Jenson, your mum gets three samojis

0:17:20 > 0:17:22for most steps on the pedometer.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24CHEERING Great work, great work.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27OK, well, if that wasn't horrifying enough,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29let's loop it all together.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32OOMPAH MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Mia...come closer, will you?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47A little birdie, AKA your mum,

0:17:47 > 0:17:51told me that there is something you do that drives her mad in the house.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55If you can tell me what she said, I'll give you an extra samoji.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Ooh...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Come on. Mum, no cheating!

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Is it that I shout really loudly?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04BUZZER No, that is not the correct answer!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Mia's mum, what is the correct answer?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09She always leaves all her drawers open.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yes, that is true, that is true.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh, the scores are so close.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Mia is on eight, Jess is on nine.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Our new leader is Jenson, on ten.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Say goodbye to your parents -

0:18:22 > 0:18:24we don't need your families for our next game.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Everyone, out!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Bye...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29And no sweet little goodbyes.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31It's serious game, now.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38I want to see you get your game on.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39This is the last chance

0:18:39 > 0:18:41for you to win big.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Is everyone ready?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Great.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48This game is called Say What You See-mojis.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Look at my samojis and tell me

0:18:50 > 0:18:52what they are meant to represent.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53First person to buzz in and

0:18:53 > 0:18:56answer correctly wins the samojis.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Now, go and get a buzzer.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59I've got mine.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02YODELLING AND CLAPPING

0:19:02 > 0:19:05RATTLING AND TAPPING

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Great.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Now... Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10First Say What You See-moji.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Here it comes.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17What do you think this is?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20RATTLING

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh, Jess, what is it?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24A rainbow.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Yes, congratulations, Jess. That was the correct answer.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30That is three samojis for you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Yeah!

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Next one.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36It's a cartoon and a movie.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40RATTLING

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Jess, what is it?

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I think it is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Wow, Jess! You are good at this.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Another three samojis for you.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Yeah!- Jess, you are on fire.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Well, finally, the last one.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59TAPPING

0:19:59 > 0:20:00RATTLING

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Jenson, what is it?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04A rocket microscope.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06No, not quite.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Mia, what is it?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Does it represent space?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11No, not that, either.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Jess, do you have an idea?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Uh...is it a rocket ship?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18I don't know?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Not quite.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21The correct answer

0:20:21 > 0:20:22was rocket science.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24So, no-one gets samojis for that.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25I'm sorry.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28We have come to the end -

0:20:28 > 0:20:29oh, I'm so excited -

0:20:29 > 0:20:31and the moment for me has come

0:20:31 > 0:20:35to reveal today's Remotely Funny champion is...

0:20:39 > 0:20:40..Jess!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Congratulations, Jess.- Yeah!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Jess, we will be sending over one of our super stylish

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Remotely Funny hooded jumpers in the post just for you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Mia and Jenson, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01We will be sending you some remotely expensive Remotely Funny merch.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Get your families back in the room.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Hi!- Hi!

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Big thanks to you, Jess, Jenson and Mia,

0:21:11 > 0:21:15and your families, for letting me loose round your homes.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17You've been immense, it's been remote

0:21:17 > 0:21:18and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Play the music - tschuss!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Thank you so much. I had fun.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Thank you so much.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Bye!