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0:00:26 > 0:00:30Hey, everyone, I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34I'm coming in wirelessly,
0:00:34 > 0:00:37hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39You can play if you're in your PJs,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41you can play if you're grounded,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43you can even play if aliens have invaded -
0:00:43 > 0:00:46as long as they're not messing with the wifi, it's game on.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Today, I'm in Sweden!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK
0:00:51 > 0:00:53So, wait a second, if I'm here,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56where are my Remotely Funny contestants?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59First up, it's Kiki! Hello, Kiki, how are you?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Hi, I'm really good.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Kiki is nine and from Bristol.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06She loves broccoli, playing the violin and the party hat emoji.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Kiki's totally obsessed with cheese and her favourite dinner is -
0:01:09 > 0:01:12you guessed it - mac and cheese.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Who's with you today? - I'm in Bristol with my dad.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Kiki, I hear you speak a few different languages. What are they?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I speak partly Hindi, partly Gujarati,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26partly French and partly Spanish as well as English.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30That is amazing, can you speak a little bit of Hindi to me?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Namaste. Mera naam Kiki.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35SAARA SQUEALS IN DELIGHT
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Ooh! This is going to be exciting.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Kiki, tell me more about how your dad is going to be
0:01:40 > 0:01:42a good team-mate today.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46My dad will be a good competitor
0:01:46 > 0:01:49because he's quite good at lots of things.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- I can dance, I can cook... - You can't dance!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Well, I can dance funny.- Yeah!- Yeah.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Kiki, say hello to nemesis number one - Fraser.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Kiki and Dad, say hello to Fraser and his mum.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- ALL:- Hi, Fraser!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Nine-year-old Fraser is from Norwich,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09loves cricket, football and acting -
0:02:09 > 0:02:12he once played William Shakespeare in a play.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Who are you with today?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm here with my mum and my sister.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Lovely, very nice to meet you.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Fraser, I hear you have travelled a long way to get to Norwich.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Where were you born?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I was born in New Zealand, on the other side of the world.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29You weren't just born on the other side of the world,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32your ambitions are out of this world!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Tell us what you want to be when you grow up.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I want to be an astronaut.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Why is that?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39When I was a kid, I used to look up
0:02:39 > 0:02:43and I used to think that, one day, I wanted to go up there...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and land on the moon.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Very interesting. I would love to go to the moon someday.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Finally, connecting to Nasser.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hello, everyone say hello to Nasser!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- ALL:- Hi, Nasser! - Hi!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Nasser is nine, from Eastbourne.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59When Nasser grows up, he wants to be a rugby player,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01F1 driver or a comedian.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Nasser thinks hummus goes with absolutely everything,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- including grapes, and will have gherkins with every meal.- Yuck!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Even dessert! Who are you with today?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'm with my mum, my dad and my big brother.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16You want to be a comedian when you grow up. Give us your best joke.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21Um... What happened to the glow-worm who was squashed?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22What?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24He was DE-LIGHTED.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Nice one.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Nasser's mum, tell me about the funny skits Nasser does.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Nasser likes to entertain us with his...
0:03:32 > 0:03:37his impressions of people and his funny accents.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40So, wait, Nasser, are you telling me you can do an American accent?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Can I have a cheeseburger and fries, please?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Ooh, "cheeseburger and a fries, please". I like that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Well, enough of this chatting.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50This isn't a coffee morning!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53If it was, I'd have made you bring cookies.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Let's move on. It's time for all family members to leave the room.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Off you go! Parents, go to your rooms. And siblings!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I only need my contestants now.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You three have been hand-picked
0:04:04 > 0:04:07by a team of highly-trained television operatives.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Your mission is to entertain, perform
0:04:09 > 0:04:12and create as much laughter as possible.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Are you up to the challenge?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- ALL:- Yeah!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Of course, there is a ma-HOOO-sive prize on offer
0:04:20 > 0:04:22to the one who can achieve greatness.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Firstly, your status in life will completely change.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You will now be known as high ruler of everything,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31plus, Remotely Funny champion.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35And secondly, you will own the Remotely Funny hoodie. There it is.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Gaze upon its wonder.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Imagine walking round in it
0:04:38 > 0:04:41and being mobbed by hundreds of tearful fans.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You can order yours today by winning this game.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Kiki, Fraser and Nasser, show me your best game faces.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49THEY ROAR
0:04:49 > 0:04:52OK, OK, I'm scared of you and myself.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Playtime!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57# Ooh, yeah! #
0:04:59 > 0:05:01This is Bedroom Bonanza.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I name something, you collect it for me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08The first one back with the item wins three of my priceless samojis.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Is everyone ready for item number one?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- ALL:- Yeah! - Good.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Go get me...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18some soap from the bathroom. Go! Go!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Soap from the bathroom! Come on, come on, come on, now!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23The bathroom can't be too far away.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26And Fraser is back first. Wonderful.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28And Nasser coming in at number two, and Kiki.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Fraser, what scent is your soap?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Cola!- Cola?!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I have honestly never heard of a hand soap that is cola scented.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40That is very interesting. Kiki, what scent is your soap?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Aloe vera.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47Ooh, I like aloe vera, it's, like, sensitive and very gentle.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Nasser, what do you have?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Cotton blossom. - Ooh! Even more delicate.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I like everyone's scents.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59However, Fraser was back first, so Fraser gets three samojis.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Woo!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Wonderful. It is time for item number two.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06I want something...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10to get me in the mood for some disco dancing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Use your creative minds.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Kiki, I know you're super smart, come on, bring me something!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19And Fraser's back first!
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Kiki is back second. Hello, Nasser. - Hello.- Oh, wonderful.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28So, Kiki, what did you bring me?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31A stuffed seahorse with loads of sequins on it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Ooh, sequins do get me in the disco mood, though, good thinking there.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Nasser, what do you have for me? - A record.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ooh! You brought me a record? Oh, interesting!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Whose is it? Who does it belong to?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45My brother.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Fraser, what do you have? - A jester's hat.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51And why would that make me feel like dancing?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54It's something that jesters do, they dance and entertain people.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yeah, I like that.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59So, Fraser, you were back first, so you get three samojis.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Woo!- Mm.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04But, Kiki, I really, really love sequins,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06so you get one extra samoji, Kiki.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Yeah!
0:07:08 > 0:07:14Item number three, get me a cushion from your mum or dad's bedroom.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Go, come on!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18I need a cushion from your parents' bedroom.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Better be pretty cos I like...
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I think Kiki was back first.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Kiki, tell me something about the pillow.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's the one that my mum sleeps on
0:07:29 > 0:07:33and it's probably the thinnest pillow in our house.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Nasser, what've you got there?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Um... My mum sleeps on it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Fraser, what about yours.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Um, it's my mum's pillow.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45You all got mum pillows? Wonderful.
0:07:45 > 0:07:51- Kiki was back first. So, Kiki, you get three samojis.- Yeah!- Good job!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Hey, Kiki, we're going to need your dad for this, so call your dad in.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56DAD!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Kiki, earlier, I asked your dad what his favourite item of clothing was.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06If you can bring me his favourite item of clothing,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I'll give you an extra samoji.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Go, go, go!
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Kiki's dad, while Kiki's out of the room, what's the correct answer?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It's my comfy shoes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I've got pyjamas!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22BUZZER
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh, that is NOT the correct answer!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28He said his favourite item of clothing was his comfy shoes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33OK, enough of that fashion talk. We're not a home shopping channel.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35So Nasser has yet to score.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Kiki has four.- Yeah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- And in the lead is Fraser with six.- Yes!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Let's reward ourselves with a trip
0:08:42 > 0:08:44to the most important room of the house.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I know. Let's make some food!
0:08:46 > 0:08:51# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... Yeah! #
0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's time for the second game,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57and your chance to show off your cooking skills.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01In Finland, where I'm from, we of course have our own specialities.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03So, for this game, I'm going to show you
0:09:03 > 0:09:07a Food Flash picture of one of my favourite Finnish dishes
0:09:07 > 0:09:10and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Samojis for the player who makes their dish
0:09:11 > 0:09:14look as close to the picture as possible.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18My favourite thing about Finland is, of course, the Finnish gravy.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's called Ruskeakastike.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Show me you've got a bottle.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Hold it up high and say, "Ruskeakastike is best!"
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- ALL:- Ruskeakastike is best!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Today's dish is called...
0:09:34 > 0:09:35SHE SPEAKS FINNISH
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Here it is.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43This dish is modelled after the famous ship HMS Fearless Finland
0:09:43 > 0:09:46which sank on its maiden voyage because it was made out of a taco.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Don't forget the Ruskeakastike.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51BOTTLE SQUIRTS
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Start cooking!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Come on, you're going to need all the help you can get.- Dad!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Nasser, yeah, here we go.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04The whole family is here to help you and so is Fraser's mum.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Ah! Blue one, Mum, like the sea.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12- Is that locally sourced weird blue food colouring?- Ah...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13It looks weird.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Nasser, how's it going? - Tell her what you're doing.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Good, I think.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- What are we making? - Where are the tacos?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- The tacos are here.- Ah.- No!
0:10:24 > 0:10:31Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Stop cooking, everyone!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35THEY LAUGH
0:10:35 > 0:10:38It is time to take a look at those Finnish dishes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Kiki, you get three samojis
0:10:46 > 0:10:49because your dish looked the closest to the picture.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah!
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- But, Nasser, you get one samoji because it was very artistic.- Woo!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58It is time for me to taste the food.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02And by me, I mean someone else has to taste it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Which means your parents!- Dad!- Bonus samojis to the parents that eat it!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Mum!- And I want you to relish it.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Kiki is very excited about this one.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Dig in!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Fraser's mum, there we go.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16HE TALKS THROUGH FOOD
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Nasser's mum, how much do you love it?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Oh, it's delicious, can I finish it all?- Go ahead.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Everyone's parents tried it so everyone get a bonus samoji.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29THEY CHEER
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Nasser, come forward.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35For an extra samoji, can you tell me who your mum said
0:11:35 > 0:11:39eats the weirdest things in the house?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Me?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Yes! That was the correct answer and you get an extra samoji!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Yes!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49We could argue for hours about who's doing the best,
0:11:49 > 0:11:50but we don't have to.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52We simply check the samojis.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Nasser now has three samojis.- Yeah!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Fraser moves on to seven.- Yeah!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And Kiki takes the lead with eight samojis!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03THEY CHEER
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Super samoji success there, Kiki. Nice.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11OK, let's reward ourselves with a trip to the toilet.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Move on!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18TOILET FLUSHES
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Come on, people, there are samojis to be won.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26This is a guesstimating game.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29The closest to the actual answer gets the samojis.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Write your answers on the loo roll.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35The Nile river is the longest river in the world,
0:12:35 > 0:12:37but how long is it in miles?
0:12:38 > 0:12:43All right, write down your answers but don't show me yet.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I want to see them all simultaneously when you're done.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48KLAXON OK, I want everyone
0:12:48 > 0:12:51to hold your answers to the camera so I can see them.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Nasser, what does yours say?
0:12:53 > 0:12:551,100 miles.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Fraser?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58119.2 miles.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, that's very specific.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01What about Kiki?
0:13:01 > 0:13:036,112.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07The correct answer is 4,132 miles.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11So, Kiki, that means you're the closest. You get three samojis.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yes!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Put your pens and loo roll down.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Take a look at this LooTube moment.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20For an extra samoji, I'm going to ask you a question
0:13:20 > 0:13:24and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28HE SINGS OPERATICALLY
0:13:28 > 0:13:29And stop!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32What do you think happens next in the video?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35TOILET FLUSHES Nasser, what do you think happens?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38A penguin bit the guy on the leg.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Ooh, Nasser, that's intense.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Unfortunately, it's not the right answer.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Does anyone want to flush again for another answer?
0:13:47 > 0:13:48TOILET FLUSHES
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Kiki! What do you think happens?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Does he wee in a penguin's nest?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57EURGH! Kiki, no, that's not the right answer.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Let's see what happens in the video.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01HE SINGS
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- WOMAN:- Oh, oh! Wait!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09HE CONTINUES TO SING
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Who knew penguins hate opera?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21And now I want to hear everybody doing some opera,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and I want you to scare every penguin off
0:14:23 > 0:14:25within a hundred-mile radius.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Go!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28THEY TRY TO SING OPERA
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Nice, Nasser.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34You're going to get one samoji
0:14:34 > 0:14:36for the big performance you just gave us.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37YEAH!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Toilet Takedown over.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Nasser has four samojis.- Yes!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Fraser stays on seven.- Woo!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- But Kiki stretches her lead to 11 samojis.- Yeah!
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Right, to the final room. I fancy a nose round your lounge.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Let's go to the living room.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Let's play Remotely Funny Families!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Yeah!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Good job, Nasser, take me there.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Come on!
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Kiki, Fraser and Nasser, good to see your families are back,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16although you might be regretting that soon.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19But first, come a little bit closer, Fraser.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23I've got a small challenge for you. We asked your mum earlier,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25what's the one thing that she does that embarrasses you?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27What do you think it is?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Um...
0:15:29 > 0:15:33She always shouts stuff at me when I'm playing cricket.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Not quite! BUZZER
0:15:34 > 0:15:35That is not the correct answer!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39The correct answer was she kisses you goodbye in the school playground
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- in front of your friends. Is that true?- Yeah!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Fraser's mum, can I see a little bit of that kissing action?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Mwah!- Give him a kiss!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Contenders, find something your parents can use as a microphone.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55And the sillier the better. Let's go! Let's get the microphones.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00We're going to be needing microphones for this round.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03All right, Fraser, what do you have there?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04I have a remote control.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06What about you, Kiki?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09A jangly instrument.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Ooh, original, I like that. I like creative.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Nasser, what do you have?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- A flower.- Whoa, that's beautiful.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22you need to finish the lyrics.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24And if you don't know the lyrics, make them up.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28And I'll also be awarding points for your performance.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Kiki's dad, Jeremy, you're going first. Play the song!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34# We all get there eventually
0:16:34 > 0:16:36# I never knew where I belonged
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# But I was right and you were wrong... #
0:16:38 > 0:16:40All right, here we go!
0:16:40 > 0:16:41KLAXON
0:16:41 > 0:16:43# Don't be so hard, don't be so hard, don't be so hard
0:16:43 > 0:16:47# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na... #
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Ooh!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52That's close, Kiki's Dad, but here's what it should've sounded like.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54# Don't be so hard on yourself, no
0:16:56 > 0:16:59# Learn to forgive, learn to let go... #
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Fraser's mum, Gabby, it is your turn. Hit the music!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05# Oh-oh, oh
0:17:05 > 0:17:07# Every minute of every hour... #
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Here we go. KLAXON
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Cos I'm lucky, lucky, lucky
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# When I want to be
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# I'm lucky, lucky, lucky
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Ooh... #
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You're lucky when you want to be?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Striking voice, Fraser's mum, striking voice.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27But lyrically, it should have sounded like this...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30# Every minute of every hour
0:17:30 > 0:17:34# I miss you, I miss you, I miss you more... #
0:17:34 > 0:17:38And finally, no pressure, Nasser's mum. Go track!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42# I can't live a lie, running for my life
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# I will always want you... #
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Here we go.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49KLAXON
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# Custard, custard, custard, custard, custard... #
0:17:52 > 0:17:53It's Wrecking Ball!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Custard... #
0:17:55 > 0:17:56You're doing it wrong!
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# Custard, custard and chips
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Custard and pie... #
0:18:02 > 0:18:05THEY ALL LAUGH
0:18:05 > 0:18:06You have an impressive pair of lungs,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09but I think the words have DESSERTED you.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13# I came in like a wrecking ball
0:18:13 > 0:18:17# I never hit so hard in love
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# All I wanted was to break your walls... #
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Kiki, your dad gets three samojis for overall best singer!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25THEY CHEER
0:18:25 > 0:18:28And, Nasser, your mum gets one samoji for cringe.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31THEY CHEER
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Well, thank goodness that's over, but it doesn't have to be.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Let's loop some embarrassing highlights.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Don't be so hard, don't be so hard, don't be so hard... #
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Lucky, lucky, lucky... #
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Custard and chips... #
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- # Don't be so hard - # Ooh
0:18:45 > 0:18:46# Custard and chips
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Don't be so... Don't be so... Don't be so hard
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Ooh
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# Custard and... Custard and chips. #
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Well, that's our ability to enjoy music destroyed.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56What shall we do next?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Look at the scores, of course.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Nasser moves on to five,
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Fraser remains on seven,
0:19:03 > 0:19:06and Kiki is still in the lead with 14.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08THEY CHEER
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Come on, boys. I know you can do it. Things are about to get serious now.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Parents, could you all leave the room?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Go and talk about how much better things were in the old days
0:19:17 > 0:19:19or something.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22# Ooh, yeah! #
0:19:24 > 0:19:29OK, lean in and huddle up. This game is called say-what-you-see-mojis.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Now, go and get a buzzer. Get ahold of anything that makes a big noise.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I've got mine!
0:19:35 > 0:19:36AIR HORN HONKS
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Hold up your buzzers, let me see what you've got.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the samojis.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52First one, say-what-you-see-moji.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What do you think this is?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55RATTLING
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- Nasser, what is it?- Paper cutter.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Neergh...very close but not!
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Kiki, do you have an answer?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Paper cut.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Yes, Kiki, that was the correct answer, it's a paper cut.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08That's three samojis for you.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Yes!- All right, next one.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Clue - it's a CBBC TV show.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16CLICKING
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Fraser?
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Danger Mouse!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yes! That is the correct answer, Fraser.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- You get three samojis for that.- Yes!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27And finally, the last one.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30It's a saying and it's also a song.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Let's have a look.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36What do you think this is? CLICKING
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Ooh! Fraser, what is it?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Think Out Loud?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yes! That is the correct answer.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Fraser, that's another three samojis for you. You're so good at this.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Game over, everyone.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50OK, the scores are in and I can reveal...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52SHE DRUMROLLS
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:58 > 0:20:59..Kiki!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Yeah!- Yes!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07CHEERING
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Woo! That's a Finnish celebration.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12SHE SPEAKS OTHER LANGUAGE
0:21:12 > 0:21:13That's a Swedish one.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17That means, Kiki, you win the Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Congratulations. KIKI CHEERS
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Fraser and Nasser, you don't go home empty handed.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24We'll be sending you
0:21:24 > 0:21:26a Remotely Average runners-up prize.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Get your families back in the room!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Big thanks to you, Kiki, Fraser and Nasser, and your families
0:21:35 > 0:21:38for letting me absolutely go crazy in your fabulous homes.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40You've been immense,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Play the music!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Aideux!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Ooh, yeah!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na... #
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Move your bodies!
0:21:51 > 0:21:55# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, woo, woo
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, woo, woo
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, woo, woo
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, woo, woo... Yeah! #
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Thanks so much, everyone! Bye!