0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, hello! Welcome to Remotely Funny.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Hi everyone. My name is Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm coming in wirelessly,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39hi-jacking your home and then offering you prizes.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40You can play if you're in your PJs,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43you can play if you're grounded, you can even play if you're
0:00:43 > 0:00:46midway through the world's longest game of hide-and-seek.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Today, I'm in Russia.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54If I'm here, where exactly are my daring Remotely Funny
0:00:54 > 0:00:55contestants today?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Let's meet them.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58First up, it's Josh. Hello, Josh.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hello.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Josh is 12 years old and from Leicester.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05He's a keen vlogger, and likes to vlog about his holidays.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Josh is a huge football fan.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10He plays for his local team and has won a lot of trophies.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Tell me who's with you today. - I'm here with my dad and my mum.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Lovely to meet your family.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Hello, parents.- Hello.- Hello.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22So, you've been to South Africa 15 times.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24So what is the best thing about South Africa?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Probably the coast and everything. It's just beautiful.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Always blue skies every day.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And the people, they're just so down-to-earth.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You walk past and everybody will be smiling.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, my goodness, that sounds so good.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, Josh, do you have anyone to share your bedroom with?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Like a brother or a sister or...
0:01:40 > 0:01:44I have a gecko. I have a tarantula.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And I have 16 African snails.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Can you get me one of those animals?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Can I please see one of your pets?
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Oh, so cute!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- What is its name?- Mr G.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Mr G. Mr G is so cute.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Josh, it is time to meet...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Sophie. Hello, Sophie.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Josh, say hello to
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Sophie and her crew.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hi Sophie and her crew!
0:02:06 > 0:02:0911-year-old Sophie is from Newcastle.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11She describes herself as a bookworm and wants
0:02:11 > 0:02:12to be an author when she grows up.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Sophie hates spicy food after accidentally eating
0:02:15 > 0:02:16a jalapeno pepper.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20If she was Prime Minister she would insist everyone take a selfie a day.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Who are you with today? - With me are my mum and my dad.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Lovely to meet you all. Sophie, you've written your own stories.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29What type of stuff have you written?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I've written quite a few drama and horror stories
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- a few quest stories as well. - Could I be in one of your stories?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38What would I be doing?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You'd probably be on a trip in Russia.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Look at that. Connecting the dots here. I like you.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I am a big fan of languages,
0:02:45 > 0:02:46and I hear your Spanish is
0:02:46 > 0:02:47coming along nicely.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Can you speak to me in Spanish?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hola, buenas tardes
0:02:51 > 0:02:53y me llamo Sophie
0:02:53 > 0:02:57y once anos.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I like that. I like that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Well, Sophie, finally we are
0:03:01 > 0:03:03connecting to Shanai.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Hello, Shanai!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Everyone say hello to Shanai.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06- Hello, Shanai!- Hello Shanai!
0:03:06 > 0:03:0811-year-old Shanai
0:03:08 > 0:03:09is from East London.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11She's the youngest of seven.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Shanai once swam with stingrays
0:03:12 > 0:03:14but is terrified of fish.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15She loves taking selfies,
0:03:15 > 0:03:16the word "delicious",
0:03:16 > 0:03:18and her favourite subject is maths.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Hi Shanai, and who are you with today?
0:03:20 > 0:03:25I'm with my mum Sonia, my dad Steve, and my sister Jodie.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Lovely to meet you all.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Shanai, you are very well travelled.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What is the best place
0:03:30 > 0:03:32you've visited and why?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Antigua, because it's home for me, really.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39There's a lot of things to do as well, so, yeah.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Shanai's mum, is Shanai helpful at home?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45She loves to cook, is really,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47really good in the kitchen,
0:03:47 > 0:03:48so she'll cook all day long,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50but then the mess takes about
0:03:50 > 0:03:52two days to clear up.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Nice, I like to hear that.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Well, parents,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56it is time for you to leave.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Go and make tea and tut loudly
0:03:57 > 0:03:59at the local paper or something.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04It is time for me to tell you about the two prizes up for grabs.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06One is the respect of everyone you know when you're
0:04:06 > 0:04:07a Remotely Funny champion,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10and the second is the Remotely Funny hoodie,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12which will earn you the respect
0:04:12 > 0:04:13of everyone you don't know
0:04:13 > 0:04:15when they see you wearing it.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18The beautiful hoodie can also be worn as an evening outfit
0:04:18 > 0:04:20by simply leaving it on until it's evening.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Order yours today by winning this game.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24OK, Sophie, Josh, Shanai,
0:04:24 > 0:04:28it is time for you to show me your worst game faces. Grrr!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Grrr!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Grrr!- Grrr!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34That is very intimidating. Good job.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It is time to play the first game.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43This is called Bedroom Bonanza.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I name something, and you have to collect it for me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49The first one back with the item wins three of my precious samojis.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It is time for item number one.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Go get me something you would put under your pillow.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Go get me something you would put under your pillow.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02And it better be creative!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Come on, Josh, you are number one.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Shanai coming in as number two.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Sophie, what is that?- A onesie!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Why would you take a onesie and put it under your pillow?- So it's safe.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16I like that, OK.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18What do you have, Shanai?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- My teddy. - OK, and why would you put
0:05:20 > 0:05:21your teddy under your pillow?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Cos it's comfortable.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24What about you, Josh?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26We had to move all our pillows around,
0:05:26 > 0:05:27then I'll have something to lay on.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29OK, well, it makes sense.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And Josh, you were back first,
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- so that means you get three samojis. - Yay!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Next item.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I want something
0:05:36 > 0:05:38to impress your friends with.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Come on!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Come on, come on, come on, kids.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Something to impress your friends with.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Come on, we don't have all day. BELL RINGS
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Shanai is back first.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49And Sophie, what are you going to impress your friends with?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Sophie, what do you have? - Designer perfume.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- That must mean you smell really nice, Sophie.- Yeah.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Josh, what did you bring me?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- I brought a game controller. - Oh, interesting.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02So how would you impress your friends with a game controller?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I could probably play against all of them
0:06:04 > 0:06:06and probably beat them, hopefully.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Wonderful. I like that.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Shanai, what do you have?- My phone.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Why would you impress your friends with your phone?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15The fact that I have a phone.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20You would impress your friends with a phone? I see. OK. I'll take that.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Shanai, you were back first,
0:06:21 > 0:06:22so you get three samojis.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yay!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26And Sophie, because you smell good,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'm going to give you one extra samoji.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Yay!- Great job, great job.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Item number three.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Go get me something alive.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Go get me something
0:06:38 > 0:06:41that breathes and pulsates.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42And Josh is back first.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46And Sophie is back.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48And Shanai. Wonderful.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Well, Sophie. Tell me about this specimen you've brought.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54My mum.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58You are just too cute.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Josh. Can I see it closer?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03It is so cute.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Shanai, who did you bring me? - My dad.- I like that.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Josh, you were back first,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- so you get three samojis.- Way!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Shanai, do you maybe want to come a little closer to me, please?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21This is just for you. It's personal.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I've got a chance for you to win an extra samoji.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Does this interest you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Yes.- So earlier, I asked your mum to tell me the one thing she
0:07:29 > 0:07:31has to nag you about the most.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33If you can tell me what she said,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'll give you a little something extra.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Tidying up my room.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yes! That is the correct answer!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40You get an extra samoji for that.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Let's check in with the samojis.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Sophie has one, Shanai has four,
0:07:45 > 0:07:49and Josh is in the lead with six.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52OK, the next game is my all time favourite number one,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55or sometimes, number two(!)
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's time for Toilet Takedown!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Everyone, to the toilets. Take me.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Come on, Sophie.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Pick up your little laptop.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Take me to the toilet.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Come on, peeps, we have four more samoji-licious rounds to go.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Is everyone sitting comfortably? ALL: Yes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20This is a guesstimating round.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23The closest to the actual answer gets the samojis.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I want you to write your answers on the loo roll.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28The record for the most wooden toilet seats
0:08:28 > 0:08:30broken with the head in a minute
0:08:30 > 0:08:32was achieved by Kevin Shelley
0:08:32 > 0:08:39in Germany on September first 2007, but how many did he manage to break?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42And yeah, obviously, don't break toilet seats on your heads.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45It's not only pointless. It's also dangerous.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48How many did he manage to break?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50KLAXON SOUNDS
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Now come to the screen and hold up your answers.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Josh, what does yours say?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Eight.- Interesting.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Sophie, what does yours say? - 130.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03- Shanai?- 65.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10The correct answer is 46, so Shanai, you get three samojis.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yay!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Yeah, good job. On normal telly, you usually have a quick break.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17But here on Remotely Funny,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20you have a quick break from the toilet to watch TV.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's time for LooTube.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm going to ask you a question about the video,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29For an extra samoji,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31what do you think happens next
0:09:31 > 0:09:32in the video?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37OK, stop.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38TOILET FLUSHES
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Josh, you were first.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What do you think happens?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Does she trip over the dog and she falls in the pool?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Let's have a look at the video.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Josh, that is correct.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- You get one samoji.- Yay!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And of course, never dance near a pool.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Sophie is still on one...- Yay!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- ..but Shanai and Josh are both tied on seven.- Yay!- Yay!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm in the mood for a delicious snack,
0:10:09 > 0:10:13which is totally convenient, because it's time for Food Flash!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Let's stroll to the kitchen. Let's go to the kitchen.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's time for the third game. Let's get creative in the kitchen.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32I love Russian food.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33But I do get very homesick,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35so I like to take time
0:10:35 > 0:10:36to remind myself of my favourite
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Finnish delicious delicacies.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40So for this game I'm going to be showing you
0:10:40 > 0:10:42a Food Flash picture of one of them,
0:10:42 > 0:10:44and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Samojis for the player who makes their dish
0:10:46 > 0:10:48look as close to the picture as possible.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52The best thing about the Finnish cuisine, of course, is the Finnish
0:10:52 > 0:10:54gravy, called Ruskea kastike, which is Finnish for
0:10:54 > 0:10:55"unpronounceable gravy".
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Repeat after me. I love Ruskea kastike!
0:10:59 > 0:11:03ALL TRY TO PRONOUNCE "RUSKEA KASTIKE"
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Wonderful. Today's dish is called Crumpetkekopetekopeteka,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and here it is.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12IN FINNISH ACCENT: Today's dish is a delicate cheesy souffle
0:11:12 > 0:11:13of puffballs served on
0:11:13 > 0:11:17sumptuous bed of sweetcorn and crispy crumpets, all deliciously
0:11:17 > 0:11:22dressed with a compote of enchanting room temperature gravy.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Voila.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28EATS NOISILY
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Delicious.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37COUNTDOWN BEEPS
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Start cooking!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You are top chef, and shout orders at your family.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You're going to need all the help you can get.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48And remember, the Finnish gravy is the most important part of the dish.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Sophie, amazing, amazing, I sense some teamwork here.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Shanai, who's helping you today? - My mum, my dad and my sister.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Wonderful. Josh, tell me what you're doing.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Putting the massive crumpet thing on.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Mmm, wonderful, wonderful.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Ten seconds left!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Wow, Shanai, you've finished already.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Five, four, three, two, one - stop cooking.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16KLAXON SOUNDS.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Everything down.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Shanai, show me the dish and tell me about it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23There's sweetcorn on the bottom,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26two crumpets, the chocolate spread
0:12:26 > 0:12:30on top, loads and loads of cheese balls,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32and then the famous gravy.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Wonderful. Josh,
0:12:34 > 0:12:35how does this compare to your
0:12:35 > 0:12:37favourite South African steak?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I would lose my appetite if I had to eat this.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Josh, you shouldn't have said that. But it does look beautiful.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Sophie, can I see your dish?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Mmm, it looks lovely.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Do you want to tell me something about it?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yeah, it's got some sweetcorn,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55then it's finished off with some
0:12:55 > 0:12:59tomato ketchup, and the delicious gravy.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Perfection!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04So when do you think the next time you're cooking this dish
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- is again?- Tonight.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- We're going to have that for tea, are we?- Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Well, your plate bears the most resemblance
0:13:13 > 0:13:15to the original picture, so you get three samojis.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Yay!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21But Shanai, for finishing before the time was up,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- you get one samoji.- Yay!
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Well, everyone, let's put them to the taste test.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Bonus samojis for parents that try it.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31And I also want you to love it,
0:13:31 > 0:13:32and show me that.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Come on, everyone eats the delicacy.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Shanai's mum really goes in.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Sophie's dad. Oh, yeah.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Josh's dad is really biting into that.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49And so is the mum.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Everyone tried it out, so everyone gets bonus samojis.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Round of samojis for everyone.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Josh, my little bundle of joy, come closer, will you?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03This is just for you.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05I asked your dad what his favourite food was.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08If you can give me the same answer as him,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I will give you an extra samoji.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12What do you think he said?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15What's it called, what's it called? Oh, no!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17B... b... bobotie? I don't know.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Yes! The bobotie, that's the correct answer! Good job, Josh.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- What is that, exactly? - I don't know.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's got a mince base,
0:14:26 > 0:14:27using bananas and currants
0:14:27 > 0:14:30and all kinds of different things.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32That sounds delicious, to be honest.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Now the only scientific way to check who's ahead
0:14:34 > 0:14:36is by looking at the samojis.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Sophie is on five.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40But Josh and Shanai are still
0:14:40 > 0:14:42tied for first on nine samojis.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Join us as we journey to
0:14:45 > 0:14:46the centre of the living room.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Let's play Remotely Funny Families.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Let's go, to the living room.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Take me there.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01We're on the final straight.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Only two more chances to grab some fabulous samojis.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Sophie, which of your parents
0:15:09 > 0:15:12has the worst moves, and why?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Probably my dad because he thinks he can dance but honestly he can't.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19He can't?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Josh, apparently your dad doesn't have dad moves,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23he has grandad moves.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Can you show me what they're like?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Amazing, amazing, Josh.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35- Shanai.- Yeah.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39What kind of music gets your mum on the dance floor?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40- Any.- Any?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42OK, well that's a great quality in this game,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44because I've given you a pedometer,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46but you won't just be given samojis
0:15:46 > 0:15:47for the most energetic dancing.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48It's all about the style.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Check this out.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Parents, I hope you've oiled your knees,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01as it is time for some Russian dancing.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Check that your pedometers are turned on, and set to zero.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Hold them up to the camera
0:16:06 > 0:16:07so we can see them.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Parents, get into positions.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Ready?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13KLAXON SOUNDS
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Dance! Dance, dance, dance!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Move to the music. There's a hoodie at stake here.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Come on, remember - Russian.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Good job, Shanai's mum.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I'm not sure if that's Russian but I like it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Sophie's dad, what are you doing?
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Good job, good job.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Stop moving your aged bodies,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41and put your children out of this pain.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43OK, parents, come back over.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Sophie's dad,
0:16:44 > 0:16:46you get one samoji for cringe.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Shanai's mum,
0:16:50 > 0:16:51you get one samoji for style.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yay!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55And now let's see those pedometers.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Bring them to the screen.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Now, Shanai has 88,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Josh has 139,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and Sophie has 104.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Josh, that means you get
0:17:06 > 0:17:08three samojis for most steps.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Josh, where is that on the scale of one to
0:17:13 > 0:17:15"Dad, don't ever talk to me again"?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Well done, Dad, because I've never
0:17:17 > 0:17:19seen him do that before.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Oh, amazing, amazing.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Sophie's mum,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23how long will it take for you
0:17:23 > 0:17:24to get over that?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26A long time. I'm still in shock.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Me too. I definitely feel your pain.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Dad, are you feeling all right after that tumble?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Oh, yes, fine, fine.- OK, good, good.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Shanai, talk me through all the feelings you felt watching that.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41I felt really embarrassed. Very, very funny whilst he was doing it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Let's loop.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45TRADITIONAL RUSSIAN MUSIC
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Sophie, if you want an extra samoji, bring your face close to mine.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Your mum told me that your dad has a weird habit.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07If you can tell me what that habit is,
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I'll give you a sweet slice of samoji.
0:18:10 > 0:18:17Dipping jam on toast in his tea.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18That is the correct answer.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Sophie, you get your extra samoji.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Congratulations.- Woohoo!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Well, samoji time, everyone.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Sophie is on seven.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Shanai is on 10.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34But Josh has taken the lead with 12 samojis.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35It's the decider.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39So parents, leave the room so you can't help your kids.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Go and get a buzzer.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Get hold of anything that makes a big noise.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I've got mine. ACCORDION WHEEZES
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Delightful. This game is called Say What You See-mojis.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Look at my samojis and tell me
0:19:06 > 0:19:08what they're meant to represent.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13First person to buzz in and guess correctly wins the samojis.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16First Say What You See-moji. I feel a bit...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19BELL RINGS Oh. Did I hear a bell ring?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Shanai, what do you think it is?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Sick waves?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26No! Josh, Sophie, who wants to buzz first?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Who has the answer?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- MARACAS SHAKE Sophie?- Under the weather?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32No, not really, no. Josh?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Is it "high temperature"? - That's not the correct answer.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38No-one gets a samoji for that.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40The correct answer was "sea sick".
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Next one. It's something American.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- BELL RINGS Oh. Shanai?- Cowboy.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yes! You get three samojis for that.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Good job, Shanai.- Woo!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54And finally. What is this?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58BELL RINGS Shanai?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Bird-watching.- No!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03DRUM BANGS
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Josh?- Is it "bird's eye view"?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Yes. Good job, Josh.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You get three samojis for that.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13Amazing. It's over. The samojis are in.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17And I am buil-ding up the ten-sion
0:20:17 > 0:20:21by speak-ing reall-y slow-ly.
0:20:21 > 0:20:28And today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30..Josh! Congratulations, Josh!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Woo! That's a Finnish celebration,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42or as they say here in Russia, "Woo!"
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yeah, it's the same in every language.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Josh, I will be sending you
0:20:46 > 0:20:48a limited edition Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Shanai and Sophie, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54We will be sending you an exquisite Remotely Funny souvenir.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58And Josh, we're sending you some Remotely Funny crickets for Mr G.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04They're escaping! Aaahh! Guys, come back!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Now, get your families back in the room.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Big thanks to you, Josh, Sophie and Shanai,
0:21:10 > 0:21:13and your families for letting me poke around your beautiful pads.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You've been immense. It's been Remote.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18And we've all been pretty Funny.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21So for now, it's "play the music"! Dasvidanya!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Come on Josh, dance!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Everyone, dance!
0:21:38 > 0:21:39It was a pleasure.