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0:00:02 > 0:00:04SHE ATTEMPTS RHYMING SLANG

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh, sorry, just getting my head around

0:00:09 > 0:00:12a couple of crucial need-to-know phrases.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Hey, everyone, I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm coming in wirelessly, hijacking your homes and offering you prizes.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47It's basically an excuse for me to nose around your homes.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Today, I'm in England.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50MUSIC: God Save The Queen

0:00:52 > 0:00:53If I'm here in England,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56where are my fearless Remotely Funny contestants today?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Let's meet them! First up, it's Morgan.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Hello, Morgan, nice to meet you.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Hello.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Morgan is nine years old, lives in Aberdeenshire

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and loves photography.

0:01:07 > 0:01:12His favourite food is iceberg lettuce and cake mix. Yum!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Who is with you today? - I'm with my mum.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Morgan, you like nature walks, right?- Yes.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19What's the best bit of nature

0:01:19 > 0:01:21you've ever seen in your life?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Probably seeing a red squirrel for the first time.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I like that, that's very original.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Mom, I understand you do yoga.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yeah.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Well, I seriously need some Zen,

0:01:32 > 0:01:33so can you give me

0:01:33 > 0:01:34a good "Ommm" now?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Om.- Om.- Om.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Ommmm...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well, it is time to meet Sofia.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Morgan and Wendy,

0:01:45 > 0:01:46say hello to Sofia and her family.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Hello.- Hi, Sofia.- Hi.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Nine-year-old Sofia is from Bristol.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53She loves gardening and gaming.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55If she had a superpower,

0:01:55 > 0:01:57it would be to run very, very fast.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Sofia, who are you with today?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I'm with my mum, my dad and my brother.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05OK, well, very nice to meet your lovely family.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Sofia's dad, is it true that

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Sofia's nickname is Kung Fu Panda?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11HE LAUGHS

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Did you seriously say that? - Yes, it is.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15And why is that?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Whenever we come to see her at night she is always

0:02:18 > 0:02:19in a kung fu pose on her bed.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Her arm is out, her legs are out...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Mm-hmm, so you're a wide sleeper.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26So am I. We have something in common, Sofia.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Finally, we are connecting to Ollie!

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Hello, Ollie.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Everyone say hello to Ollie.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32ALL GREET OLLIE

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ollie is ten years old

0:02:34 > 0:02:36and also lives in Bristol.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37He loves coding and recently won

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Player of the Year

0:02:39 > 0:02:40at his local rugby club.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Who's with you today?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43I'm with my mum and my dad.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Ollie, you play rugby, right?- Yep.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- What is it exactly, is it an instrument?- It's a sport.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I know what rugby is, I was just testing you!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54OK, everyone, it's time to start the games.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's time to ditch your families,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59banish your parents to their room, say, "Bye, everyone!"

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Bye! Away, parents, be gone.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04No parents allowed in this room,

0:03:04 > 0:03:07no adults in general.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11OK, players, let me tell you about the mega prize up for grabs.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Firstly, the kudos of being

0:03:13 > 0:03:16crowned Remotely Funny champion.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Secondly, an epic Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Look at it, it's a work of art!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You can order yours today by winning this game.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Morgan, Ollie and Sofia, come on,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31do your best game faces.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Remember, be loud. Argh!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36THEY ROAR

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Good job. Let's play.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47The rules are quite simple.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I name something and you

0:03:49 > 0:03:50have to collect it for me.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52And the first one back with the item

0:03:52 > 0:03:55wins three of my esteemed Samojis.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'll also give them out if you bring me something

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I can see you've really thought about.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Right, you guys ready

0:04:02 > 0:04:03for item number one?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- ALL:- Yes.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10Great. Go get me someone else's used socks.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Go, go!

0:04:11 > 0:04:12Go get me someone's dirty socks,

0:04:12 > 0:04:13I want them dirty socks -

0:04:13 > 0:04:15don't ask me why.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Come on, Sofia, come on, Ollie!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Who's going to be back first?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19This is so exciting.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Sofia, you are back in first!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Where's Ollie and Morgan?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Ollie, Morgan, come on!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Who's it going to be?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, and Morgan is back as number two.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Great job. OK, show me those socks.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36OK, I need to know that they are not freshly washed. Let's sniff.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37One, two, three -

0:04:37 > 0:04:39give it a deep sniff!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Eugh.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Ooh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Ew.- Cheese.- Cheese.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Onions.- Onions.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, Sofia, you were back in first,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53so you're going to get three Samojis for that. Congratulations.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Ollie, I really, really liked the sock that you brought,

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I think the colours were amazing,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01so I'm going to give you one extra Samoji for that.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Congratulations.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Is everyone ready for item number two?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I want something that you would take on a beach holiday.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10What would you take on a beach holiday?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Come on, guys, put some thought into this,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16because you don't want to just grab anything for a beach holiday,

0:05:16 > 0:05:20you want it to be something actually useful or nice.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oh, and Morgan is back first.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Morgan, what is that?- My tablet.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Why would you bring your tablet?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29To keep me amused.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What about you, Ollie, what is that?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32It is...a towel.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I love that, that is very convenient of you.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37What about you, Sofia, what is that?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's a bag.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41OK, I see that everyone got excellent stuff

0:05:41 > 0:05:42to take to the beach.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44However, Morgan was in first,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46so Morgan is going to get

0:05:46 > 0:05:48three Samojis for that.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Yay!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Item number three.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Get me something you would give to an alien

0:05:56 > 0:05:59as a welcome gift to Earth.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Come on, guys! What would you give to an alien

0:06:02 > 0:06:03if it surfaced on earth?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07It has to be something very nice, something very...whatever.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Come on.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Ollie, where's your gift?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- What is that exactly?- It's a fossil.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16A fossil. OK, why would you give that to an alien?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18To show we have lived

0:06:18 > 0:06:20on Earth quite a long time.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- So they wouldn't take over?- Yeah.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27What about you, Sofia? Why would you give an alien a plush dog?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Because I don't like it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31What is wrong with the dog,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- why don't you like it?- It's serious.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37So you only like happy dogs, huh?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Morgan, what do you have?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's a singing bowl.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ooh, I like it, very Zen of you.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45BOWL HUMS

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Why would you give a singing bowl

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- to an alien?- Peace offering.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49I love that.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Morgan, one extra Samoji for you

0:06:51 > 0:06:53for that excellent peace offering.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Yes!- And Ollie, three Samojis

0:06:55 > 0:06:57for you for being back first.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Congrats.- Ah!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00'So, let's have a look at the scores.'

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Right, I'm hungry.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hungry for our next round, which,

0:07:10 > 0:07:12as luck would have it, is Food Flash.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Wash your hands, you little muck buckets,

0:07:14 > 0:07:16cos we are heading to the kitchen!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Let's move! Take me to the kitchen,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Sofia, Morgan and Ollie.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27'There's four more awesome games to come, so let's get moving.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30'Those Samojis won't win themselves.'

0:07:30 > 0:07:34We're entering the kitchen. Here we are.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Back in Finland, where I'm from,

0:07:36 > 0:07:39we of course have many, many tasty treats.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40So for this game,

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm going to show you

0:07:42 > 0:07:45a Food Flash picture of one of my favourite Finnish dishes.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46And you have to recreate it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Samojis for the player who makes

0:07:48 > 0:07:50their dish look as close to

0:07:50 > 0:07:51the picture as possible.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55My favourite thing about Finland is the Finnish gravy.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's called ruskeakastike.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Grab your bottles of ruskeakastike and repeat after me!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I love ruskeakastike!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I love...- ..ruskee-gastika. - ..roos...- ..gas...- Yes!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I love that.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Today's dish is called kruglay-vachoo-la-goo-goo.- 'Yum!'

0:08:11 > 0:08:15Today, our players are taking fresh crumpets and layering them

0:08:15 > 0:08:18with mushy pea puree before pebble-dashing

0:08:18 > 0:08:19with Bombay mix and biscuit,

0:08:19 > 0:08:22before drizzling with ketchup jus and ruskeakastike,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24the famous Finnish gravy,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27before finishing it all off with a tortilla chip tuile.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30SHE SNIFFS AND SIGHS WITH PLEASURE

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Start cooking!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41You're a top chef! And shout orders at your mum, dad and brothers.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Get everyone cooking.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44OLLIE LAUGHS

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Come on!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49And don't forget the ruskeakastike, do not forget the gravy,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'm telling you it is the most important part of this dish.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Come on, Morgan, tell me what you are doing there.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'm putting the crumpets together with...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59ENGLISH ACCENT: Lovely. What about you, Sofia,

0:08:59 > 0:09:01what are you doing over there?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Just putting mushy peas in there.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05OK. Ollie...

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Yes.- Ollie, get someone to help you.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11They're helping!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Shout for your mum! Five, four, three...

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Do something!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17..two, one!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Time's up, everyone,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21put everything down. Stop cooking.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22It is time to take a look

0:09:22 > 0:09:24at your Finnish-ed dishes.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Bring them up and show them to me.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Sofia, I love it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31It is very clean and elegant.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Morgan, I like yours too.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34It looks a little dry,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I personally would like a little bit more of that Finnish gravy.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ollie, you went in with an abundance of everything.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ollie, I think I'm going to have to give you three Samojis

0:09:43 > 0:09:45for making the best dish.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Woohoo!- I need a taste test.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Bonus Samojis for parents that try it. AND enjoy it.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Let's show this dish some love.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Come on, everyone,

0:09:54 > 0:09:58let's all taste this amazing kruglay-vachoo-la-goo-goo.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59This looks delicious.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Sofia's mum, go ahead and take a bite of that crumpet!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yes, how much do you enjoy it?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Morgan's mum, how is it?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Everyone gets bonus Samojis.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13KIDS CHEER

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hey, Morgan...

0:10:15 > 0:10:17this is for you, can you come

0:10:17 > 0:10:19a little closer to me, please?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23This is your big moment to win an extra Samoji.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25How well do you think you know your mum?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Mmm...quite a lot.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31OK, so can you tell me what her favourite pizza topping is?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34No cheating, Morgan's mum.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Pepperoni.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37No! I'm sorry, that wasn't quite it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40The correct answer was sweet ham-aroni.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Which is pineapple, ham and pepperoni.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah, I made that up.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46You were close, I'm almost going to

0:10:46 > 0:10:47give you half a Samoji,

0:10:47 > 0:10:49but we don't roll like that,

0:10:49 > 0:10:50so you're not getting anything.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'm sorry, Morgan. You know what?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I'm not done yet.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58I'm ready to hand out another Samoji. Ollie, come closer now.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Ollie's mum, no cheating here.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Ollie, tell me what your mum's favourite dinner is.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07A salad dish.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09No! That's not even close,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11because the right answer

0:11:11 > 0:11:14was steak and chips.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I'm sorry, Ollie, you missed out on that extra Samoji as well.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Let's check in with the Samojis.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Flaming marvellous, as they say in England.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34OK, I've had the call of nature.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38You better head to the bathroom, it's time for a Toilet Takedown!

0:11:41 > 0:11:42FLUSHING

0:11:44 > 0:11:48'Two down, three more games ahead to win more Samojis.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51'And our next one starts on the loo.'

0:11:51 > 0:11:54ENGLISH ACCENT: Is everyone sitting comfortably on the privy?

0:11:54 > 0:11:55- Yes.- Yep.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Not too comfortably, please.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Right, go get a pen.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I need a pen for this round.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Good job, everyone is back.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Get stationed and we are ready to go.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Write your answers on the loo roll.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13You've got ten seconds to think.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Here comes the question.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17How many drinking straws full of water would it take to fill

0:12:17 > 0:12:19a standard bathtub?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25How many drinking straws filled with water would it take to fill

0:12:25 > 0:12:29a standard bathtub? What do you guys think? Come on.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30I'm sure you guys know this.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Hold up your answers to the camera,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34let's see what you guys have got.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38OK. Sofia, I see you wrote 1,000.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Morgan, what does your say?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- 110.- What about you, Ollie?

0:12:43 > 0:12:451,001.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49'I'm not sure if any of you are very close, because...'

0:12:49 > 0:12:51The answer is 17,000.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54So, Ollie, you get three Samojis for the closest answer.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Woooo!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Woo-woo-woo-woo.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02OK, while you're on the throne, let's have a LooTube moment.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Check this out.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Wow, that T-rex was awesome, I gotta tell you.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25But I'm going to ask you a question about it.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26The first one to flush

0:13:26 > 0:13:28the loo gets to answer.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30So, for an extra Samoji,

0:13:30 > 0:13:33tell me how many times does

0:13:33 > 0:13:36the T-rex do a full flip?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Sofia, what is your answer?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Four.- No, that is not correct.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What about you, Morgan, or Ollie?

0:13:43 > 0:13:46OK, Morgan, what is your answer?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Six.- No, come on!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ollie, how many flips did the T-rex do?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Is it...eight?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Noooo! Eight is not the correct answer, I'm sorry.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59The correct answer is three.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02So no-one gets an extra Samoji. Sorry, guys.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Toilet Takedown over.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07but what has that done to the scores?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Sweet Samoji-winning, Ollie.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17I am definitely impressed.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Onwards, my brave Remotely Funny contenders.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27To the living room.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Let's play Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Ollie, pick me up.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Morgan, let's go. Let's get going.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Because there are only two more chances to win more Samojis.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Hey, Sofia. Come closer, will ya?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I, earlier, asked your dad to tell me what

0:14:46 > 0:14:48he does to embarrass you the most.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50No cheating, Dad.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Sofia, I will give you an extra

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Samoji if you match his answer.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56What did he say, Sofia?

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Did he say he sings Indian songs in public? Really loud.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03You get an extra Samoji for that.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Congratulations.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06SHE CHEERS

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Well, parents. Are you ready to finish the lyrics?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11- Oh, dear.- Oh, no.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Yeah.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Ollie, can you do an impression of your mum's singing?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18# La-la-la-la-la-la! #

0:15:18 > 0:15:20That's beautiful. Very delicate.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22It's good on the vocal cords too.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Morgan's mum. Let's hear you hold a tune.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27# Laaaaaa! #

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Beautiful. That was a clean B-minor.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Morgan, you can come from behind the sofa now. She's done.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35For now, at least.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Sofia's dad. Come on, just a little tune here.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40# I can't feel my face when I'm with you. #

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Ha-ha-ha! I love that!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46There was some actual originality to that.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Wonderful. Wonderful.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Contenders, find something your mums

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and dads can use as microphones.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Come on. Get me a microphone.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Or not me. Your parents.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Morgan! Where are you?!

0:16:01 > 0:16:02- I'm here.- OK, he's back.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05He's back, he's back, he's back, everyone.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,

0:16:08 > 0:16:10you need to finish the lyrics.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13If you don't know the lyrics, make them up!

0:16:13 > 0:16:14I'll also be awarding points for

0:16:14 > 0:16:16your performance style.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Ollie's mum, you're going first.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Play the song.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24# But I got this music in my mind

0:16:24 > 0:16:25# And I don't know the words

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- # Of this Taylor Swift song - KLAXON

0:16:27 > 0:16:30# But I'm giving it a go anyway... #

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Keep going!

0:16:31 > 0:16:32# Da-da-da-da

0:16:32 > 0:16:34# Play, play, play

0:16:34 > 0:16:36# There we go! There we go! #

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Lovely. Lovely.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I love that. That was great effort, Ollie's mum. Great job.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44But here's what it should sound like.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47# And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

0:16:47 > 0:16:50# Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

0:16:50 > 0:16:52# I shake it off, I shake it off. #

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Morgan's mum, it's your turn.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Morgan, are you looking forward to this?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58- Nope.- Awesome.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Hit the music!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03# ..between us

0:17:03 > 0:17:07# And a million miles...

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Do it! KLAXON

0:17:10 > 0:17:16# I'm the only person who has never heard this Adele song. #

0:17:16 > 0:17:18No way! Come on!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's been blasting on the radio for the past six months.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23I'm disappointed, Morgan's mum.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Morgan, how are you feeling?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Horrible.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Now here's the real deal.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34# Hello from the other side

0:17:34 > 0:17:40# At least I can say that I've tried to tell you. #

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Sofia's dad. What do you think about the competition so far?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's pretty good so far.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46I'm not looking forward to it.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49That's a pity, because it's your turn.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Go track!

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- # You're a real life fantasy, you're a real life fantasy- Huh!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58# But you're moving so carefully, let's start living dangerously

0:17:58 > 0:17:59KLAXON Sing!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Crazy, crazy, crazy...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Go something, something, crazy, crazy

0:18:05 > 0:18:08# I don't know any more, oh yeah. #

0:18:09 > 0:18:13I love it. But this is what you should have sung.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15# Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy

0:18:15 > 0:18:17# Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya

0:18:17 > 0:18:20# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean. #

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Three Samojis for Sofia's dad for overall style.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28And for Morgan's mum, we'll give you one extra Samoji for cringe.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Ollie's mum, better luck next time.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I told you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36OK, peeps, let's loop.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39# I'm the only person who has... #

0:18:39 > 0:18:40# I'm giving it a go... #

0:18:40 > 0:18:42# Go crazy, crazy... #

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- # Who has... #- # Giving... # - # Crazy, crazy. #

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- # Who has... #- # Giving... # - # Crazy, crazy. #

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- # Who has... #- # Giving... # - # Crazy, crazy. #

0:18:48 > 0:18:51OK. Stop! Stop that terrible noise!

0:18:51 > 0:18:55I've had enough. So let's have a look at the scores.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Get rid of your parents.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Get everyone to leave the room.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14You're on your own now.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Let's focus, everyone.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17It's the last chance to win big.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Go and grab a buzzer.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Find anything that makes sound.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Cos I have mine.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25CLINKS CUP

0:19:25 > 0:19:26TAMBOURINE SHAKES

0:19:26 > 0:19:28TAPS JUG Wonderful.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29PAPER SLAPS

0:19:29 > 0:19:31That's gonna work perfectly fine.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Everyone lean in and listen carefully.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39This game is called Say What You See-mojis.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look at my Samojis and tell

0:19:41 > 0:19:43me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45First person to buzz in and answer

0:19:45 > 0:19:47correctly wins the Samojis.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49First one.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Something you might see on a hot summer's day.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Ollie. What is it?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Ice cream van.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yes! Congratulations, Ollie.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03You get three Samojis for that.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08Our next Say What You See-moji is a TV show.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Sofia. What's your answer?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Is it Cats Dancing?

0:20:14 > 0:20:18No! I'm sorry, Sofia. That is not the correct answer.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Ollie, you came in second. What's your answer?

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Tom And Jerry.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23No! Morgan, do you have an answer?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Dancing Cats.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27No, not quite.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29The answer was Copy Cats.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30THEY GROAN

0:20:30 > 0:20:31This is the final question.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35This is something that will help you get up in the morning.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Ollie.- Alarm clock.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Yes, Ollie, you get three Samojis for that.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well played, everyone. That's it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Everyone sit tight and I will reveal

0:20:47 > 0:20:50that today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Ollie.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55CHEERING

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Congratulations, Ollie.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Congratulations.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Yes! Yes! Yes! That's a Finnish celebration.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09That's a British one.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Ollie, congratulations.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16I will be sending you a limited edition Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Sofia and Morgan, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23We'll be sending you an exquisite Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Get your families back in the room!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Get everyone back in the room.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Big, big, big thanks to you, Sofia, Ollie and Morgan,

0:21:30 > 0:21:33and your families for letting me nose around your abodes.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36You've been immense. It's been remote.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38And we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Play the music. Cheerio, chaps!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Yeah! Yeah, Morgan. Dance for me!