0:00:02 > 0:00:04SHE SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to Remotely Funny!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm coming in wirelessly,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36hijacking your home
0:00:36 > 0:00:37and then offering you prizes.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41You can play if in your pyjamas, you can play if you're grounded,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43you can even play if you're in quarantine
0:00:43 > 0:00:45with a highly contagious tropical disease.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Today I'm in Japan!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50"Konnichiwa" - as they say here in Japan.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51If I'm here in Japan,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54where are my courageous Remotely Funny contestants today?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Let's meet them.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58First up, it's Laura.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hello, Laura. Nice to meet you.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01- ALL:- Hello.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Laura's eight years old and lives in Glasgow.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Laura has two guinea pigs named Noble and Harry.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09She dislikes pickles, but is a big fan of skiing
0:01:09 > 0:01:11and considers herself an expert cartwheeler.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Who's with you today?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17This is my dad, that's my brother and that's my mum.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh. Hello, Mum.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Hi.- How you doing?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I heard your family is really into skiing. Is that true?- Yeah.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27OK. Tell me who's the best skier and why.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Me because I got into the race team at the ski club
0:01:33 > 0:01:35and my brother got into the lower section.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Hey, Laura!- Ooh!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39That's pretty cool. Good job, Laura.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44So, Laura's dad, apparently you're really talented at burping.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Come on, give me something.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47LAUGHTER
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- That's going to put me on the spot a wee bit.- Oh.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Can I come back to you on that?- OK.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53You can come back to me with that.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Well, it is time to meet Matthew!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Lauren and family, meet Matthew and family.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Big hellos, everyone.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- ALL:- Hello! - Hi!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Matthew's eight and he lives in Middlesex.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07He loves Liverpool FC and rollercoasters,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09but he can't stand rice pudding!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, and Matthew was also once chased by a herd of cows
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and two chickens! Wow!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Who are you with today?
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- My mum Siobhan.- Hello! - My brother Ethan and my dad Aidan.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Pleasure to meet you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Matthew, I hear you fancy yourself as a YouTuber.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yeah, I do a lot of videos.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So do you think you're as good as me?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I think I'm better than you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Oh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38The shade, I like it. You feel the contest in the air already.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42So, finally, connecting to Farah!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Hello, Farah!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44- Hi.- Everyone say hello to Farah.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- ALL:- Hello!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Eight-year-old Farah, or Fayze to friends, lives in Surrey.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52She can play the guitar and has a really loud snore.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Farah is not a fan of the colour pink
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and puts tomato sauce on absolutely everything she eats.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Who are you with? - My mum and my sister.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- OK. Lovely to meet you people. I am thrilled.- Hi.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What qualities does your mum have
0:03:04 > 0:03:07that will make her a good team-mate today?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10She's very organised, so when I'm stuck and stuff,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13she'll just be like, "Do that," and stuff.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I can appreciate that.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I am the least organised person in the whole world,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19so I can really appreciate someone who's organised.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I heard you play guitar.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25I want you to show me some of your guitar skills. Come on.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Come on, girl. Show me something.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Good job.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Ooh! OK. Fancy, fancy.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Can you play it for me?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35SHE PLAYS CHORD Oh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Yes! I feel Spanish. Good job, Farah. Can you show me one more?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39SHE PLAYS CHORD
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Ooh! You're really rocking out. Maybe we should make a band.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It is time.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Ditch your families and parents, and every other member of the house.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Sayonara. Be gone. Out! Out!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Au revoir!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Bye!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Only us kids now.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58We've got loads to do to win Samojis
0:03:58 > 0:04:01and there's an epic prize up for grabs
0:04:01 > 0:04:05and, when I say epic, I'm talking XXL epic.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Firstly, the honour of being crowned a Remotely Funny Champion.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Secondly, the sublime Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Look at it. It blows your mind!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15It keeps out the cold,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18but it makes you look super hot stuff at the same time.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22And you can order yours today by winning this game.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Laura, Matthew, Farah, show me your best game faces.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28SHE GROWLS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE GROWLS
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Booya!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35SHE ROARS
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yes! Bring this on.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Let's play Remotely Funny.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47This is Bedroom Bonanza.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51The rules are simple - I name something, you have to collect it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55The first one back with the item wins three of my precious Samojis.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00OK, everyone, item number one.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Go get me something you would take on a plane.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Go, go, go! Go get me something you would take on a plane.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09It could be anything. Use your minds.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, and Laura's back in first.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Why would you bring the emoji pillow with you?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Because I really like emojis and I like to sleep on it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20OK. Let me see. Farah, what is that?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- It's a hat.- OK.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Why would you bring a hat on a plane?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Because I like to go like that when I'm sleeping.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh! Interesting. What about you, Matthew?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I can't sleep without this teddy.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, really? That is so adorable.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I can't sleep without teddies either.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39It just so happens to be that Laura was back in first,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42so Laura's going to get three Samojis for that.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Booya!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Item two.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I want something cool you can fit in your pocket.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Go, go! What is it going to be?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Grab something. Oh, OK.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Farah was back in first.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That was quite quick though.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Did you put thought into that?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Yeah.- What is that, Farah?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's a lip balm that I usually use a lot.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Laura, what did you get me?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I took a Minion nail file.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Why would you pick a nail file?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Because I look after my nails.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Matthew, what do you have there?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15A balloon.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17OK. Why would you grab a balloon?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I like making sound effects.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22OK, I can see why that would be. But Farah was in first.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Farah, you get three Samojis.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Bing, bing!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Item three.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Get me something with legs.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34What could it be?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38And who's going to be back first?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Farah!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40What is that?
0:06:40 > 0:06:45It's a toy kitten that I got a couple of months ago.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48OK. Laura, what is that? Is that a dog?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50It's a teddy bear of my dog.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51I'm very happy you chose the dog
0:06:51 > 0:06:54because dogs happen to be my favourite animal.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I actually do have a dog myself
0:06:56 > 0:06:58and he's super tiny and white,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and I miss him dearly because he's not with me in Japan.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Matthew, what is that? What is that, a pillow?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Yeah.- I like that.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07You know what, Matthew?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Just because you were different and you brought a pillow
0:07:09 > 0:07:12that has legs, I'm going to give you one extra Samoji for that.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15But, Farah, you came in first, so you get three Samojis.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Let's see how that burp is coming along.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23I'm back.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Laura's dad, how's that burp coming along?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'll try.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Let's hear it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- HE BURPS - Oops! Excuse me!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yes! HE BURPS
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm going to give you an extra Samoji for that.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39SHE BURPS
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Let's see who's snapped up the Samojis.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Matthew has one,
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Laura has four
0:07:44 > 0:07:46and Farah is in the lead
0:07:46 > 0:07:47with six Samojis.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Let's head to the bathroom. Let's go. Everyone to the toilets.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Laura, take me up.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Farah, pick up your little lapytopy
0:07:54 > 0:07:57and take me to the bathroom cos I am bursting for a wee.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00There's still four more chances to win those Samojis.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09OK. Is everyone on the toilet?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10That sounds so wrong.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Go get a pen.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Get me a pen.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I need a pen for this round.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Great work.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18This is a guesstimating round.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22The closest to the actual answer gets the Samojis.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Write your answers on the loo roll.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Here comes the question.
0:08:26 > 0:08:32In a day, an elephant can drink 363 litres of water,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35but how many cans of fizzy pop would that be?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38You have ten seconds to write your answer on the loo roll.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Come to the screen and hold up your answers.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Let me see what you've got.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Matthew, what does yours say?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55100.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What about you, Farah?
0:08:56 > 0:08:571,000.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59And, Laura?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00900.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yes, Laura, you were the closest.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05The correct answer is 1,102.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Three Samojis for you for that.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Congratulations.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Booya!- It's LooTube time.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19OK, stop!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I'm going to ask you a question about the video
0:09:22 > 0:09:26and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29For an extra Samoji, what do you think happens next?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Laura, do you have an answer for me?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35The fish jumps out of one of the guys' hands
0:09:35 > 0:09:37before he takes the photo.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Ooh! It's close, but it's not correct.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Matthew, what do you think happens in the video?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43They chuck the fish back in.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44That is not the correct answer.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Let's have a look. Let's see what happens.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ooh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Whoa!- Whoa!
0:09:56 > 0:10:01That was pretty crazy, so the answer was - a saucy seal grabs the fish.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Toilet Takedown over.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Matthew has one,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Farah has six
0:10:06 > 0:10:08and Laura is now in the lead
0:10:08 > 0:10:09with seven Samojis.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yes, yes!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Laura can smell the success,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16or maybe it's something else, since we're in the bathroom.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17We're moving to the kitchen,
0:10:17 > 0:10:20so don't forget to wash your hands, you filthy animals.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21It's time for Food Flash.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Come on, take me to the kitchen. It is time for some cooking.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Farah, where are you taking me? Can you talk me through?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'm going downstairs and then I'm going to go through the corridor.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Bring on the third game.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44As I am in Japan today,
0:10:44 > 0:10:48I've been eating lots of delicious sashimi, which is raw fish.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Some people think it's gross, but I like it a lot.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53It makes me feel "so-fish-ticated".
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You get it?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59BELLS RING OUT
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Me neither.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Anyway, in Finland, where I'm from,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05we of course have lots of delicious delicacies,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08so for this game I'm going to show you
0:11:08 > 0:11:11a Food Flash picture of one of my favourite Finnish dishes
0:11:11 > 0:11:14and you have 45 seconds to recreate that dish.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18My favourite thing about Finland is the Finnish gravy.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20It's called ruskeakastike.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I have to have it on everything.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Show me you got the bottle of ruskeakastike.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hold it up to the camera and shout, "I love ruskeakastike!"
0:11:28 > 0:11:31THEY SHOUT
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yes! I love the effort on that.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I love ruskeakastike, too.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Today's dish is called "supra-coopra-popo"
0:11:38 > 0:11:40and here it is.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Today's dish is croquembouche of Yorkshire puddings,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51stuffed with rich squeezey icing and topped with elegant crowns
0:11:51 > 0:11:56made of juicy raisins, Party Rings and organic mallows of the marsh.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00This creation is served on a crescent bed of lovingly tinned
0:12:00 > 0:12:02mandarin segments and finished off with
0:12:02 > 0:12:06a generous drizzle of ruskeakastike, cold Finnish gravy.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13OK, everyone, start cooking!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You are a top chef and shout orders at your family.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Come on, Laura. Shout for your dad. You need his help.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21You need all of his burpy help right now.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Matthew, where is your parents? You need them.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Come on, there we go.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Matthew's mum going in with the little mandarins. I like that.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Put them on top.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Here we go. We don't have all day.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Don't forget the gravy.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I'm telling you, do not forget the Finnish gravy.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49It is the most important part.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Two, one, stop cooking!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Put everything down. It's finished.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Let's take a look at your finished dishes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Matthew, Laura, I do not see any of the gravy on them.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Farah's dish looks the closest to the actual picture,
0:13:04 > 0:13:07so, Farah, you get three Samojis.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Matthew, you get one extra Samoji for superb teamwork,
0:13:14 > 0:13:17for your dad coming in with the Yorkshire pudding.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Peace out.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Let's put these dishes to the taste test.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Bonus Samojis for parents that eat it.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Farah's mum. OK, OK.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Laura's dad, I think... Laura's dad is actually enjoying that.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29That is frightening.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Good job, everyone.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Samojis all around.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It's much better chilled, trust me.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Also, once reduced in a pan, it works as a great paint stripper.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Let's check in with the Samojis.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Matthew has three,
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Laura has eight
0:13:46 > 0:13:49and Farah has ten Samojis.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Yay!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Let's play Remotely Funny Families.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Let's go. Let's go to the living room.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's time to pick your little laptops up
0:14:03 > 0:14:04and take me to the living room.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Laura, are we there yet?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Yes.- Great.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Nice living rooms.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Three out of five games complete.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Two more Samoji-winning chances to go.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Matthew, can you come closer to me, please?
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Earlier your mum told me that there is one person in this house
0:14:21 > 0:14:23that hogs the remote control for the telly.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27For one Samoji, who did she say it was?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yes! It is you, Matthew.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Apparently you're always watching CBBC.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You get one extra Samoji for that. Good job.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Peace out.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Laura, can you show me your best dance moves?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Let me see some.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ooh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47OK. I don't know what that is, but I like it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Farah, you are a ballet dancer, right?
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Can your mum show me a perfect pirouette?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Come on. Come on.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Taking Farah to those lessons has really paid off, I see.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Good job. Good job.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08I've given you a pedometer,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11but you won't just be given Samojis for the most energetic dancing.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13It's all about the style.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16People think that here in Japan there's some strange pastimes,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19but sometimes you should look closer to home.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Parents, check out this Morris dancing here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Oh!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Sorry about that, I got a little excited there.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Check that your pedometers are turned on and set to zero,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and hold them up to the camera so I can see.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46There we go. It's all showing zero. Awesome.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Put them on your parents.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Dance! Dance for your lives!
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Dance. Move those handkerchiefs, if you have any, that is.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03OK. Laura's dad is going in.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06OK, Farah's mum, move those little legs of yours.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I like what I'm seeing.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Matthew's mum, good job!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Move to the music.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19There's a hoodie at stake here, come on.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Two, one.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26OK, OK, OK.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Stop dancing, everyone. Stop dancing.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Well, I'm going to have to give one Samoji for Laura's dad
0:16:32 > 0:16:34for being cringy.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I thought I was embarrassing enough.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39OK, let's see those pedometers, hold them up.
0:16:39 > 0:16:4086.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Farah - 74.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Matthew - 0?!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46What is this? Did you not move your legs at all?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I did!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Laura's dad, you get three Samojis for most steps.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Congratulations.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And, Matthew, it doesn't matter if your pedometer didn't work
0:16:56 > 0:16:58because your mum had the best style.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I loved that rose in your mouth, it was very creative,
0:17:01 > 0:17:03so she gets three Samojis for that too.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08OK, peeps. Let's loop.
0:17:08 > 0:17:14MUSIC: Sweet Lovin' by Sigala
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Psst, Farah, come here.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I've got a chance for you to win a bonus Samoji.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Earlier I asked your mum to tell me the one thing that she does
0:17:37 > 0:17:39that really embarrasses you.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42For one whole Samoji, what do you think she said?
0:17:42 > 0:17:48That when I'm going to school and she's, like, kissing me
0:17:48 > 0:17:50and I'm trying to get away when all my friends are walking already.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Yes! That is the correct answer.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55You get one whole extra Samoji for that.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Good job, Farah.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Go on, Mum, give her a lovely, big, sloppy kiss.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04In fact, I want all of the parents to give their kids lovely,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07big, sloppy kisses. Go in!
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Go in!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I have no-one to kiss here.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm just going to kiss this bottle of Finnish gravy.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24OK.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25I'm glad that's over.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Not as much as you guys, though.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Matthew has seven,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Farah has 11,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33which means Laura is now in
0:18:33 > 0:18:35the lead with 12 Samojis.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Get rid of your parents. Everyone, out!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42OK, players, get your heads in the game.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44It is the last chance to win big.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54This next game is called Say What You See Mojis.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Look at my Samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the Samojis.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Go and get a buzzer.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Go get some kind of buzzer for me.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I've got mine.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13What have you got there, Matthew? What is that?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15A xylophone.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17What about you, Farah? What do you have there?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- A tambourine.- OK.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Can you test it out for me?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Laura.- I've got maracas.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Yes! Yes!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30First, say what you see moji.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Clues - you might need them to protect your eyes.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Ah, Matthew, you were in first. What are they?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Sunglasses.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yes! You get three Samojis for that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Good work.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Next one. Clue - it is a CBBC TV show.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Matthew, I think you were in first again.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56What is it?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Yes! Another three Samojis for you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02You're good at this, Matthew.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And finally, which superhero is this?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Oh, guys, that was so close, but, Matthew, you came in first again.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- What do you think it is?- Spider-Man.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Yes! Another three Samojis for you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Peace out.- Oh, goodness. It's over.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Everyone, don't move.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25And I can reveal, sweeping the board at the last minute...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30..today's Remotely Funny winner is Matthew!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Matthew, congratulations! - Peace out! Peace out!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36That was quite the comeback.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Yay! That's a Finnish celebration.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49SHE SPEAKS JAPANESE
0:20:49 > 0:20:51That's a Japanese one.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Matthew, I will be sending you a highly sought-after
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Farah and Laura, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01We'll be sending you an exquisite
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Remotely Funny souvenir.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Get your families back in the room!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Big thanks to you, Laura, Matthew and Farah,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12and to your families for letting me tear into your lovely homes.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You've been immense,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Play the music!
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Freestyle!
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Thank you so much, everyone, it was nice meeting you.