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0:00:02 > 0:00:04IN GERMAN:

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Hello. Welcome to Remotely Funny.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:31 > 0:00:33the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35I'm coming in wirelessly,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40You can play if you're in your PJs.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You can play if you're grounded.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44You could even play if you've accidentally locked yourself

0:00:44 > 0:00:47in the cupboard under the stairs pretending to be Harry Potter.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49We've all been there.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Today I'm in Germany.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52If I'm here in Germany,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55where are my daring Remotely Funny contenders today?

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Let's meet them. First up, it's Manon. Hello, Manon.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- ALL:- Hi!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Manon is 11 years old and from Derbyshire.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06She likes doing the Funky Chicken, while eating chicken nuggets,

0:01:06 > 0:01:07horse riding, high ropes

0:01:07 > 0:01:09and roller-skating.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Who's with you today?- Hello! I'm with my dad, Steve.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Hi!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- And my brother, Matisse.- Hello!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Wonderful. Great to meet you people.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Manon, you have three brothers. What's that like in your house?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Horrible and outnumbered. - Yeah, you definitely are.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29What is the most adventurous thing you've done on a family holiday?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Probably canoeing with crocodiles.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- What?! Where did that happen? - In America.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, my goodness. Tell me about your dad.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Why did you choose him as your team-mate today?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He is good at embarrassing me.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46OK, well, that is definitely an advantage in this game, Manon.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Let's move on. It is time to meet Madeleine.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Madeleine, say hello to Manon and the boys.- Hello!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Madeleine is 11 years old, from Hertfordshire.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58She loves playing the piano and daydreaming.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59But she totally hates cheese.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Madeleine wants to be an author when she grows up.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04She likes writing spooky stories and her favourite emoji is the ghost.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Boo!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Madeleine, you want to be an actress when you're older? Why is that.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I quite like being creative and I'm not really scared

0:02:13 > 0:02:17in front of big crowds and I just find it fun.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20What qualities will your dad be bringing to your team?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23He doesn't care about making a fool of himself, really.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26That's amazing. That sounds exactly like me.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Finally, we're connecting to Rion. Hello, Rion!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Everyone say hello to Rion. ALL:- Hello!

0:02:33 > 0:02:3511-year-old Rion is from London.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36He loves rocking out on his guitar,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40is a whiz at building things and once met the actor Vin Diesel.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Rion has eaten dried mealworms

0:02:41 > 0:02:44and said they're actually a lot nicer than broccoli.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Hello, Rion. Who are you with today?

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I'm with my auntie, my mother...

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Hi!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55..and last but not least, my little cousin.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Hello! Really nice to meet you.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Rion, I've heard you're quite the musician. What do you play?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I play the guitar to grade two.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, interesting. Can you give us a tune?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12HE PLAYS GUITAR

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Oh, my goodness, Rion!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Thank you, Rion. That's enough.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Mum, what a talented boy you have.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24But is he any good at useful stuff like washing up and making the bed?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Absolutely not.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28SAARA LAUGHS

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Players, this is a contest and only one of you can win.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's time for all the family members to leave the room.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Everyone leave the room!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47OK, players, there's a lot at stake when it comes to prizes.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50So listen up because I'll only say this once, I hate repeating myself.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Do you hear me? I hate repeating myself.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Are you up to the challenge? ALL:- Yes!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Awesome. This is what you can win.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Your face in the Remotely Funny Hall of Fame.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Plus, the top-of-the-line in loungewear -

0:04:04 > 0:04:06the Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Guaranteed to get you the best table in the school canteen.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Order yours today by winning this game.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Manon, Madeleine and Rion, show me your best game faces.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20THEY SCREAM

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Good job. This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I name it, you collect it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29The first one back with the item wins three of my delectable samojis.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Item number one, go get me something you would take with you

0:04:32 > 0:04:36to the future if we could time travel. Go! Go get me that item!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39What would you take to the future if we could time travel?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41The first one back with the item gets three samojis

0:04:41 > 0:04:43and Madeleine is back.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46And so is Manon. Rion, what do you have there?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- A toothbrush.- Why would you take a toothbrush to the future, Rion?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Dental care is very big these days.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Hm, and it should be in the future as well.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Manon, what would you take to the future?- I would take my tablet.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'd want to communicate with my friends

0:05:02 > 0:05:05and it's really handy if I don't know something in the future,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I can just search it up.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Madeleine, what do you have? - I have my phone.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Like, wouldn't it be pretty cool to take photos of the future?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17That is pretty cool, Madeleine. Good thinking.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Madeleine was back first so, Madeleine, you get three samojis.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Whoo!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25But, Rion, because you thought of dental care,

0:05:25 > 0:05:29which was amazing to me, you get one extra samoji, Rion.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35Item number two - bring me your mum's perfume.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Come on, come on, come on! Your mum's perfume.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Bring me your mum's perfume. Oh, and Rion is back first.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Madeleine is number two. Where's Manon?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, here she comes, here she comes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Rion, tell me about this perfume.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50One thing I know for sure, it stinks.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Simple and clear.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Manon, spray some of your perfume on me. I want to smell it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, oh...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I smell flowers.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Madeleine, what about your perfume?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Tell me something about it.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11It smells kind of like a nice soap.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13You would like wearing a nice soap scent?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Rion, you were back first so that's three samojis for you.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23But, Manon, because you're so great at selling perfume,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I'm going to give you one samoji.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Whoo! Celebrate!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30It is time for item number three.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Get me something you could use to build a sandcastle.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Come on, come on, come on! Use your young creative minds.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, and Madeleine is back first.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Rion, what do you have there?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47A small bucket thing.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49What about you, Madeleine? What do you have?

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Well, I have a box.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It does have earrings in it at the moment

0:06:55 > 0:06:59but if you empty them out, I'm sure you could scoop the sand into it.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02What about you, Manon? What do you have?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I brought a perfume box.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07You know when you use, like, buckets,

0:07:07 > 0:07:12you fill it all up and then you tip it upside down, you can use that.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Oh, so you'll get wonderful sharp edges.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Madeleine, you were back first this time, so you get three samojis.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Whoo!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21But, Manon, because I liked your sharp edges,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23you're going to get one extra samoji.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Whoo! Celebrate!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Rion, I've got a question for you. Come close to me.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34So earlier I spoke to your mum and she told me

0:07:34 > 0:07:37that she does something that really embarrasses you.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42If you can give me the same answer, I'll give you a slice of samoji pie.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45What do you think she said embarrasses you?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Her embarrassing, embarrassing pyjamas.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yes! That is the correct answer.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52How are they so embarrassing, though?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55THEY ALL LAUGH

0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's an amazing chicken onesie, Rion's mum!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02SAARA LAUGHS

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Rion, yes, that was the correct answer, so you get one samoji.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Let's find out who has scored some sweet samojis.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22So speeding down the Autobahn into first place is Madeleine.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Good job, Madeleine. To the kitchen for Food Flash.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Manon, give us a tour of your house, please.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41I'm just going to go through the hallway and go into the kitchen.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Be careful, don't trip!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Here in Germany, there are many culinary delights.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's just most of them are in sausage or pickle form.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52In Finland, where I'm from, we have our own specialities.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55So for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:08:55 > 0:08:57of one of my favourite Finnish dishes

0:08:57 > 0:09:00and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Samojis for the player who makes their dish look

0:09:02 > 0:09:04as close to the picture as possible.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08What I am missing with my German food is my favourite Finnish gravy.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10It's called ruskeakastike.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Shout out, "I love you, ruskeakastike!"

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- ALL:- I love you, rusty...cat...sticker...

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Today's dish is called freshbreathbottom.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23And here it is.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Today's dish includes sponge fingers,

0:09:28 > 0:09:32expertly laid across one another to form delicate crosses.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Combined with an exquisite dollop of blue icing.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Topped with Tic Tacs and a final flourish

0:09:36 > 0:09:38in the form of a wasabi pea.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41It's then decorated with room-temperature Finnish gravy.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Now...start cooking! Come on, everyone!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Come on now, Manon, I need you to shout those orders.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09I don't see your dad doing much.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Put the icing on, Dad.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Perfect, perfect.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Not that.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Five, four,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29three, two,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31one. Stop cooking!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Put everything down.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37It's time to look at your "Finnish-ed" dishes.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Manon, tell me something about this dish.- It's very gravy.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Madeleine, can I see your dish?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I decided to cook it raw.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Well, that's a first.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Rion, can I see your plate?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Hm, well, things got a bit messy.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55There's gravy on the plate,

0:10:55 > 0:10:58on the walls and on the counter and also on my shirt.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Wonderful. I can tell you're very passionate about that dish.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I had an incident with the gravy.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Manon, yours looked the closest to the original picture,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07so, Manon, you get three samojis.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Whoo!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Time for me to taste your food.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13And by that, I mean I will taste it with my eyes,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15while your parents get to try it.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Everyone's parents have to try it.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Here we go!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- OK.- Oh, yeah!- Mm!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Madeleine's dad... I am in love!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Rion, how is your mum liking it so far?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Rion's mum, that is NOT the correct answer.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Everyone's parents tried it, so everyone gets bonus samojis.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42CHEERING

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Hey, Madeleine, I've got a question for you.- OK.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I want to know just how well you know your father.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53If you can name his least-favourite food, I'll give you a samoji.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Do you know what it is?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Is it cream?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59BUZZER No, that was not correct!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02That was so close, though. But it wasn't cream, it was milk.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06So you don't get a bonus samoji. I'm sorry, Madeleine. Maybe next time.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Let's find out who's top of the table.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Let's head to the lav for some toilet telly gold.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24It's time for Toilet Takedown. Everyone to the toilets.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39This is a guesstimating game.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42The closest to the actual answer gets the samojis.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And here comes the question.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49What percentage of a jellyfish is made from water?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Remember, try and visualise a jellyfish. Be the jellyfish.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56How watery do you feel?

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Now, pens down.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Come to the screen and hold up your answers at the same time.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Madeleine, what does yours say?

0:13:05 > 0:13:0790%.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Rion, what does yours say?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10100%.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- And Manon?- 15%.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16The correct answer is 95%.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Madeleine, you get three samojis. - Whoo!

0:13:19 > 0:13:24Rion, you were only 5% out too, so you also get three samojis.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Whoop! Whoop!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27This is awkward.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I've been telling you not to use the toilet

0:13:29 > 0:13:31but I've actually been caught short,

0:13:31 > 0:13:36so watch this LooTube while I, you know...go.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47For an extra samoji, I'm going to ask you a question about the video

0:13:47 > 0:13:51and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53And hands off those flushers!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57So, what was the colour of the block on top of the last tower

0:13:57 > 0:13:58to be knocked over.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Manon, what do you think it was?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Purple.- Yes, Manon, that is correct.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08You get one samoji.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Whoo!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Toilet Takedown over.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14As long as your dad wasn't in there this morning,

0:14:14 > 0:14:16you can all take a deep breath of relief.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17FART

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Well, it is time to see your family without the filter.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Head to the living room for Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Der-der-der-di. #

0:14:44 > 0:14:46You've all been joined by a hot new pop star

0:14:46 > 0:14:49who also happens to be your parent.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Contenders, find something your parents can use as a microphone.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Great. What did you pick for a microphone?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I picked our TV remote.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- I picked the TV sound recorder. - Of course.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06I picked something REMOTELY funny.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, hmm... I see what you did there.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,

0:15:12 > 0:15:14you need to finish the lyrics.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16If you don't know the lyrics, make them up.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'll also be awarding samojis for your performance.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21So flair like you don't care.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Rion's mum, you're going first.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Play the song.

0:15:25 > 0:15:31# Tried to square not being in there

0:15:31 > 0:15:36# But think that I should have been... #

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Here we go, Rion's mum. Take the stage.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42# Hold back the river and look in your eyes

0:15:42 > 0:15:45# Hold back the river tonight... #

0:15:45 > 0:15:46- I don't know the words! - Keep it going.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49# Hold back the river Hold back! #

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Rion, how did you feel about that?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53My ears will never recover.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Oh, please! It really moved me!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Good job, Rion's mum. But here's the original track.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03# Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes

0:16:03 > 0:16:07# Hold back the river so I... #

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Manon's dad, it is your turn.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Hit the music.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# She took my arm

0:16:13 > 0:16:15# I don't know how it happened

0:16:15 > 0:16:18# We took the floor and she said... #

0:16:18 > 0:16:20# Dance with me

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Will you just be with me?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24# And even if I don't know the words

0:16:24 > 0:16:27# We're onto Remotely Fu-u-nny

0:16:27 > 0:16:31# And my daughter is so loving this. #

0:16:31 > 0:16:33OK, I'm loving it too.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Stop!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Manon, did you hear any of that?

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I can't hear you cos of how deaf I am now!

0:16:41 > 0:16:42LAUGHING: Come on, now!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Let's hear how it should've been done.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Oh, don't you dare look back

0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Just keep your eyes on me

0:16:48 > 0:16:50# I said, "You're holding back"

0:16:50 > 0:16:53# She said, "Shut up and dance with me"... #

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Finally, no pressure, Madeleine's dad.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Go track!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- # Girls hit your hallelujah - Whoo!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- # Girls hit your hallelujah - Whoo!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- # Girls hit your hallelujah - Whoo!... #

0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Uptown funk but I don't know the words

0:17:07 > 0:17:09# This is going to really embarrass Maddie

0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Yes, it is!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12# Yes

0:17:12 > 0:17:14# Why you crawling away, Maddie?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16# Why you crawling away?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Come on! Come back no-o-o-ow! #

0:17:19 > 0:17:21OK, I-I think she's had enough.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Madeleine, how excited are you for friends at school to see that?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Yay... - LAUGHTER

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Madeleine's dad, here's the proper lyrics.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33# Cos uptown funk gonna give it to you

0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Saturday night and we in the spot

0:17:35 > 0:17:37# Don't believe me just watch Come on! #

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Rion's mum, you get a samoji for style.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Madeleine's dad, you get a samoji for cringe.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Yes!- Whoo!

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Manon, your father gets three samojis for best performance.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Yee-ha!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Well, it's time to revisit the scene of crime.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Play the evidence. Let's loop!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05# Hold back the River and... #

0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Dance with me... #

0:18:07 > 0:18:09# Hold back the River to... #

0:18:09 > 0:18:10# I don't know the words... #

0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Don't know the words... #

0:18:12 > 0:18:13# Ahh... #

0:18:13 > 0:18:15# We're onto Remotely...

0:18:15 > 0:18:16# Why you crawling away? #

0:18:16 > 0:18:18# ..Funny. #

0:18:18 > 0:18:19# Yes, it is! #

0:18:19 > 0:18:21# Hold back. #

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Hey, Manon, how well do you think you know your dad?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30I hope I know him better than he knows himself.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31I know everything about your dad.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34And I'm going to give you an extra samoji

0:18:34 > 0:18:38if you can bring me one of his favourite items of clothing.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Go, go, go!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43What can it be?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44No! No!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46His cycling mankini.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's what he cycles in.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50It looks like a baby swing.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51That's the correct answer.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54The answer was anything he wears for cycling,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56so that's one samoji for you, Manon.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Whoo!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Scores are...

0:19:07 > 0:19:09It's time for The Decider.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19OK, everyone, things are about to get so tense right now

0:19:19 > 0:19:22I need your full attention and that means it's time for mums and dads

0:19:22 > 0:19:24to leave. Out!

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Madeleine, Rion and Manon, you're on your own from here until the end.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31This game is called Say What You See Moji.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the samojis.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40So now, go and get a buzzer.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Get a hold of anything that makes a big noise.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Everyone got their buzzers? I've got mine.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52HE PLAYS TUBA

0:19:53 > 0:19:54What do you have for a buzzer?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56CLANGS AND RATTLES

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Wonderful.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00First Say What You See Moji.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Here it comes.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03So...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05RINGING

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Oh, Madeleine, what do you think it is?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- The Jungle Book.- Yes!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11That means three samojis for you.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Great job, Madeleine.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Let's try the next one.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16What do you think this means?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18CLATTERING

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Rion, what is it?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I love pointing.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23No! That is wrong.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25The answer was I love you.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31And finally, if you got loads of dollar dollar bills, y'all,

0:20:31 > 0:20:32you're a...

0:20:33 > 0:20:34RINGING

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Moneybags.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39That's correct, Madeleine, it's moneybags.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Great work, you get three samojis.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Whoo!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Game over. OK, the scores are in.

0:20:46 > 0:20:53I can reveal that today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Dun, de-de-dun, de-de-dun, de-de-dun

0:20:55 > 0:20:56# De-de-rin-der-der-der-der... #

0:20:58 > 0:21:01- ..Madeleine!- Whoo!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Congratulations, Madeleine!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Uggy! Uggy! Uggy! That's a Finnish celebration.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Wunderbar! That's a German one.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Madeleine, keep your eyes peeled for your postie

0:21:16 > 0:21:19as I will be sending you my Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Manon and Rion, you won't leave with nothing.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23We will be sending you some Remotely Funny souvenirs

0:21:23 > 0:21:26to remind you of all the good times we've spent together.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Now get your families back in the room.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Big, big, big thanks to you, Madeleine, Manon and Rion

0:21:33 > 0:21:34and your families.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You've been immense,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Play the music! Auf Wiedersehen!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Thanks so much, everyone. It was awesome to meet you.