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0:00:06 > 0:00:08Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Hey, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35The show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36I'm coming in wirelessly,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41You can play if you're in PJs.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43You can play if you're grounded.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45And you can definitely play if you're home-schooled

0:00:45 > 0:00:47and your mum gave you detention.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Today, I'm in Finland!

0:00:52 > 0:00:53So for once, I'm at home.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And if this show's going to work,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57I need our contestants in their homes too.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59So, where are my contestants?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01First up, it's Leonie!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Hello, Leonie.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hello.

0:01:04 > 0:01:0512-year-old Leonie,

0:01:05 > 0:01:06or Leonie Macaroni to her friends,

0:01:06 > 0:01:07is from Devon.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Leonie likes singing, dancing,

0:01:09 > 0:01:10doing the splits,

0:01:10 > 0:01:11but hates asparagus.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Leonie's always practising crazy hairstyles on her friends.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Who's with you today?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20I've got my mum, Ally, and my dad, Mark.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I like your dog. Tell me about your dog.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25She's a Jack Russell

0:01:25 > 0:01:28and she's four years old and she's really energetic.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Oh, yeah, she's very cute, too.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33So, what goes down in your crib?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Tell me about your family.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38My mum likes to sing to embarrass me

0:01:38 > 0:01:41and my dad converts vans.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So, Leonie's mum,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45tell me an interesting fact about Leonie.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, well,

0:01:47 > 0:01:49her first word was muppet

0:01:49 > 0:01:52and it did take us a long time to work out what she was on about,

0:01:52 > 0:01:56probably a couple of years until we realised it was a word she'd made up

0:01:56 > 0:01:58for the carpet and the mat put together.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, wow. I like that.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01That's creative, Leonie.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Next up, let's meet Hope.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Leonie and Ally, say hello to Hope and her fan club.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hi!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Hope is 11 years old and from County Durham.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12She loves playing the drums,

0:02:12 > 0:02:13but dislikes slimy mushrooms.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15She is football mad

0:02:15 > 0:02:17and plays centre back for her local team.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19So, Hope, who are you with?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I'm with my mum and my dad.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24You're all big Sunderland Football Club fans.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Can you teach me a football chant?

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Yeah.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30# Kone, Kone, Kone, Kone

0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Kone, Kone. #

0:02:34 > 0:02:35So...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37# Ole, ole, ole, ole

0:02:37 > 0:02:40# Kone, ole. #

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Something like that, maybe?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Yeah. Sort of.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45You also play the drums.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Can you improvise and give me a beat?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Yeah.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Great.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Oh, I like that!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57It's like you're in a marching band.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- But I am.- Oh, interesting.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Well, you're very good at it.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Finally, connecting to Molly.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Hello, Molly. Everyone say hello to Molly.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08ALL: Hi, Molly!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Molly is ten years old and from Aberdeen.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11She loves lemurs,

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Scottish country dancing

0:03:12 > 0:03:14and the word onomatopoeia.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Molly has a collection of onesies

0:03:15 > 0:03:18and when she grows up, she wants to be a primary school teacher.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Who are you with today?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23My two younger brothers, Murdo and Dougal,

0:03:23 > 0:03:24my mum and my dad.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Molly's dad, were you worried

0:03:26 > 0:03:28that your kids would forget that they're Scottish?

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Great names.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31THEY LAUGH

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Now, Molly and family,

0:03:33 > 0:03:36embrace my native language and repeat after me.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39SHE SPEAKS FINNISH

0:03:40 > 0:03:44THEY TRY TO REPEAT FINNISH

0:03:44 > 0:03:45SAARA LAUGHS

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Close enough, close enough.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48I like that.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50So that was a useful phrase, which means,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52"Quick, the aliens have landed.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53"Everyone run!"

0:03:53 > 0:03:55THEY LAUGH

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Very useful.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59OK, family members, out you go!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00I only need my contestants.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Families out!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Bye.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Hope, Leonie and Molly,

0:04:06 > 0:04:07are we alone?

0:04:07 > 0:04:08ALL: Yes.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10You'll need the help of your families later,

0:04:10 > 0:04:11but for now, it's just us.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And what are you tearing your house apart for today?

0:04:14 > 0:04:19The chance to hold your head high as Remotely Funny champion!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21But that's not all.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Visualise yourself in one of these Remotely Funny hoodies.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35I name something, you collect it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Item number one...

0:04:36 > 0:04:40go get me something you treasure.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Go! Go get me something very important to you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Something you treasure by your heart and soul and mind.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Something creative, something important.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49And Hope is back first.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Leonie's a good number two and Molly is back last.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Molly, what did you bring me?

0:04:54 > 0:04:55I've brung my toy lemur.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Leonie, what did you bring me?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I've brung you a medal from when...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02From Germany when I went skiing.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You went skiing in Germany?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Yes.- Look at you, international player!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I like that.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Hope, what did you bring me?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I've brung you one of the Sunderland mascots

0:05:13 > 0:05:17and I got it from when I was young, on one of my first football matches

0:05:17 > 0:05:19that I went to see Sunderland play.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Oh, so you really are very passionate about football.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Yes.- I love passionate.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Hope, you were back first.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You get three samojis.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yay!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33And, Leonie, because I'm from Finland

0:05:33 > 0:05:35and we Finnish people love skiing,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'll give you one extra samoji.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yay!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40It is time for item number two.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43I want something

0:05:43 > 0:05:45you would not take to school.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I want something you wouldn't take to school.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, and Leonie is back first.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52And Hope. And Molly is back.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Now, Leonie, what do you have?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I have a unicorn.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Why would you not take a unicorn to school?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Because it wouldn't fit in my bag

0:06:02 > 0:06:04and I don't want it getting lost.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now, Hope, what do you have?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I have this, like, golden elephant.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Why would you not bring a golden elephant to school?

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Because it's very precious and it's one of my favourite belongings.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Molly, what do you have there?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I have a cuddly toy

0:06:20 > 0:06:22that my mum had when she was little.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Leonie, you were back first, so you get three samojis.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yay!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29But, Molly, because I LOVE vintage pieces,

0:06:29 > 0:06:31you will get one samoji.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Yay!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Wonderful. Item number three -

0:06:34 > 0:06:37get me something pointless

0:06:37 > 0:06:40from your mum's, dad's, brother's or sister's room.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Go, go, go!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Who's going to be back first?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Come on, come on, come on.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45I don't have all day to wait.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, and Molly was back first,

0:06:47 > 0:06:48and Hope and Leonie.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Leonie, what do you have?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I have fox earrings.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Hope, what do you have?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I have some lip balm that my brother never used,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58but he keeps in his room.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Why would he do that?

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Exactly!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Molly, what do you have?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I have my brother's slug.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Does the slug have a name?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08No, it's just called Slug.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Oh, wonderful.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Molly, you were back first this time around,

0:07:11 > 0:07:13so you get three samojis.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yay!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let's see who's off the samoji start line.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Hope has three.- Yay!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21But Molly and Leonie

0:07:21 > 0:07:23are tied in the lead with four.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Yes.- Yay!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Let's hit the kitchen for Food Flash.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Everyone, to the kitchen!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Now, Hope, give me a house tour.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34We're passing down here

0:07:34 > 0:07:38and then we are into the kitchen.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Today, we're in Finland,

0:07:46 > 0:07:48home of the cabbage roll.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51So, for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:07:51 > 0:07:53of one of my favourite Finnish dishes

0:07:53 > 0:07:56and you have 45 seconds to recreate the dish.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Samojis for the player who makes their dish

0:07:58 > 0:08:00look as close to the picture as possible.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03And my favourite thing about Finland is the Finnish gravy.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05It's called ruskeakastike.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08I want everyone to hold up the Finnish gravy and say,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10"I love ruskeakastike!"

0:08:10 > 0:08:13ALL: I love ruskeakastike.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Beautiful. My national pride is overpouring.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Today's dish is called...

0:08:18 > 0:08:19SHE SPEAKS FINNISH

0:08:20 > 0:08:22For today's dish,

0:08:22 > 0:08:24contestants will be battering Battenberg

0:08:24 > 0:08:27beyond all recognition by prodding three ice cream cones

0:08:27 > 0:08:28into its topside.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30One is stuffed with chocolate fingers,

0:08:30 > 0:08:31the second filled with cheese balls

0:08:31 > 0:08:34and the third and final cone is occupied by spaghetti rings,

0:08:34 > 0:08:37topped, of course, with the customary drizzle of gravy.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Start cooking!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I need a Battenberg right now!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Come on, Molly, where's your team?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Stop scratching your head!

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Thank you.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Hurry, Mum, hurry up!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Right, I need some of them weird things.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Beans. I need beans. - MUM:- Beans, where's the beans?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I need, like, loads of them, and then...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06OK, right, let's get this going.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Hope, tell me what you're doing.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'm cooking this dish

0:09:11 > 0:09:14and it is going to be the best dish ever.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I need some cheesy balls and put them in here.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19OK, I need these.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Good!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Right, and I need...

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Next one, cheese puffs.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Do not forget the gravy.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Good job, Leonie. I see you're pouring that gravy on it.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Lovely.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Stop cooking!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Put everything down.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46It is time to take a look at your "Finnished" dishes.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Molly, can you show me your dish?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Yeah.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Great, let me see what you've made.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Hope, can I see your dish?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Hmm, beautiful.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Now, tell me something about this dish.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02It's made with love and kindness.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04That's beautiful.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Leonie, can I see your dish?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Oh...

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Leonie,

0:10:10 > 0:10:12yours looked the most like the original dish,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14so Leonie gets three samojis.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yay!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19But, Hope, your beautiful words moved me,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21so you get one extra samoji.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yay!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Parents, it is time to put this to the taste test.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Extra samojis for the parents who try it.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Come on, dig in, dig in.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Let me see. Molly's dad...

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, yes.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Hope's dad, how do you like it?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Leonie's mum, tell me what it tastes like.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Mm, it's really lovely.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Everyone tried it out, so everyone gets a round of extra samojis.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49ALL: Yay!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hope, earlier,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53we asked your dad what he does

0:10:53 > 0:10:55that embarrasses you the most.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58If you get this right, I'll give you an extra samoji.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- What do you think it is?- Oh...

0:11:00 > 0:11:03when he farts in public, he blames me.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Oh, man...- Yes!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yes, Hope, that is the correct answer.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Hope's dad, that's not a nice thing to do to someone.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Explain yourself.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I actually find it very amusing, whether it's nice or not.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19And it works every time.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Let's not talk about farts and let's move on to the score round-up.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Molly has five,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hope moves on to six

0:11:27 > 0:11:29and Leonie takes the lead with eight.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yay!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Everyone, to the toilets!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Come on, come on, come on.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50This is a guessing game

0:11:50 > 0:11:52and the closest answer wins.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I want you to write your answers on the loo roll.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57And here comes the question.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Us humans are known for the odd bottom burp,

0:11:59 > 0:12:03but how many times a day does the average person drop a stinker?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09You need to be quick, so if you've got the right answers,

0:12:09 > 0:12:11don't clench, just let it slip out.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12FARTING

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Pens down.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Come to the screen and hold up your answers at the same time.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Let's see what you have. Hope,

0:12:22 > 0:12:25what does your toilet paper say?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Leonie, what about you?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31And, Molly?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35The correct answer is 14.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Molly, you get three samojis.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yay!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41OK, half-time,

0:12:41 > 0:12:42but you can do this.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mop your brow, compose yourself in the mirror

0:12:44 > 0:12:45and look at this LooTube.

0:12:47 > 0:12:53FOGHORN BLOWS

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Now, stop.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59For an extra samoji, what do you think happens next?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01First one to flush the loo gets to answer.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Hope was first. What do you think happens next?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08The man at the back, who was walking, falls over.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10No, that's not the correct answer, Hope.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Let's have a look at the clip and see what happens.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34Whoa! So, the correct answer was that a giant wave was made,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36and it washed out that one dude in the corner.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Hey, Molly, come here.- Yeah?

0:13:41 > 0:13:42OK.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I asked your dad to tell me

0:13:44 > 0:13:47who spends the most time singing in the shower,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50so, for one extra samoji, who do you think he said?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Me.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Yes!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yes, Molly, that's the correct answer.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57He says that you spend the most time singing in the shower.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You get one extra samoji.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yay!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Toilet Takedown over.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Hope stays on six.- Yay!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Leonie has eight.- Yay!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- And Molly is just in front with nine.- Yay!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16You know when people say, "It could be worse"?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18You're about to see what they're talking about.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It's time to play Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Onto the living room!

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Come on, come on, come on.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Leonie, Hope, Molly and parents,

0:14:39 > 0:14:41it's about to get very awkward.

0:14:41 > 0:14:46But first, Leonie, it's a chance to add a bonus samoji to your score.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Tell me, who has the most annoying habit in your house?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'll give you a slice of samoji pie if you get it correct.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Um...

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Probably my dad.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59For what?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Because he snores all the time.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Yes! Yes, Leonie, that's the correct answer.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06You get an extra samoji for your dad's snoring.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10It's time for your parents to sing for your success.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14Contenders, now, find something your parents can use as a microphone.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15But not a real microphone -

0:15:15 > 0:15:17we don't want to amplify what's about to happen here.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Hope, what did you find for a microphone?

0:15:21 > 0:15:22A drumstick.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26OK, I see, keeping it music-based, I like that.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Leonie, what about you?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31A glasses case.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32I like that.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Now, Molly, what's your microphone?

0:15:34 > 0:15:35A shoe.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39That's a first, we have definitely not had that before.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Parents, I'm going to play each of you a song

0:15:41 > 0:15:43and when the music stops,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45you need to finish the lyrics.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48If you don't know the lyrics, you can make them up.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I'll also be awarding samojis for your performance.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- Leonie's mum.- Yes?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54You're first. Play the song.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55# This ain't real

0:15:55 > 0:15:57# This ain't cool

0:15:57 > 0:15:59# This ain't what I signed up to

0:15:59 > 0:16:01# This ain't right

0:16:01 > 0:16:02# It's no good

0:16:02 > 0:16:05# No good, oh. # One, two, three, four.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06HORN BLOWS

0:16:06 > 0:16:08# Everything is changing

0:16:08 > 0:16:11# I've been here for so long

0:16:11 > 0:16:14# We go for the wrong thing

0:16:14 > 0:16:16# Oh, no, no

0:16:16 > 0:16:17# I don't know the words

0:16:17 > 0:16:19# O-oh

0:16:19 > 0:16:22# I can't do this on my own

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- # Everything is changing... # - That's amazing!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Wow, she does not want to stop.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30But, Leonie's mum, there's no changing these lyrics.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34# Everything is changing

0:16:34 > 0:16:36# And I've been here for too long

0:16:36 > 0:16:38# Going through the same things. #

0:16:38 > 0:16:39SHE LAUGHS

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Now, Hope's dad, your turn.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Hit the music.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46# Well, life will pass me by

0:16:46 > 0:16:49# If I don't open up my eyes

0:16:49 > 0:16:50# Well, that's fine by me. #

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Here we go! HORN BLOWS

0:16:52 > 0:16:56# So take me up where... blue skies yonder

0:16:56 > 0:17:00# When I'm older, when I wander

0:17:00 > 0:17:04# I don't really know any more

0:17:04 > 0:17:07# So give me a shout and I can stop. #

0:17:07 > 0:17:08SHE LAUGHS

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Stop!

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Well, it's closer on tune than the lyrics.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Here's the real words.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17# So wake me up when it's all over

0:17:18 > 0:17:22# When I'm wiser and I'm older. #

0:17:22 > 0:17:25And finally, no pressure, Molly's dad, Mark.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Go track!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30# And he's long gone

0:17:30 > 0:17:33# When he's next to me

0:17:33 > 0:17:35# And I realise

0:17:35 > 0:17:37# The blame is on me. # All right, this is your spot.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39One, two, three, four! HORN BLOWS

0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Don't know the words to the song Really don't know

0:17:41 > 0:17:44# Molly doesn't know either

0:17:44 > 0:17:45# Nobody can help

0:17:45 > 0:17:47# We'll just keep

0:17:47 > 0:17:50# Singing and dancing in the living room

0:17:50 > 0:17:52# How are you doing, Molly?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56- # Are you embarrassed yet? # - Really!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57# What about you? #

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Mark, you're a big cycling fan, aren't you?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02You know what you should get on?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04On your bike and get out of here.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07THEY LAUGH

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Let's move on Swift-ly to the proper lyrics.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15# I knew you were trouble when you walked in

0:18:15 > 0:18:17# So shame on me now

0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Blew me to places I'd never been

0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Till you put me down... # Hope's dad,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25you get one samoji for style.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Yes!

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Molly's dad, you get one samoji for cringe.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Yes!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Yes!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35And, Leonie, your mum gets three samojis

0:18:35 > 0:18:36for overall best performance.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Woohoo!

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Legally, we're not allowed to call these highlights.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43So, here are some clips.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Let's loop.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45# Everything is

0:18:45 > 0:18:46# Yonder

0:18:46 > 0:18:47# Nobody can

0:18:47 > 0:18:48# Wander

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# O-oh

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Singing and dancing in the living room

0:18:53 > 0:18:55# O-oh

0:18:55 > 0:18:58# How are you doing, Molly? Are you...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00# I've been here for so long

0:19:00 > 0:19:03# Give me a shout and I can stop. #

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Stop!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, let's go to samojis.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Hope has seven.- Yay!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Molly moves onto ten.- Yay!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14And Leonie sneaks ahead with 12.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Yay!- Woo!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Despite their parents' best attempts to scupper them,

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Leone is in the lead.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22But that could all change now in the final game.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Parents, go.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28As for you, my little contenders,

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I know we've become firm friends,

0:19:30 > 0:19:32but it's time to get mean.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35This is the final and your last chance to win!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Go and get a buzzer.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Get ahold of anything that makes a big noise,

0:19:45 > 0:19:46because I've got mine.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Everyone test your buzzers at the same time.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55One, two, three.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59This game is called

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Say What You See-mojis.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07First person to buzz in and answer correctly

0:20:07 > 0:20:09wins the samojis.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10First Say What You See-moji.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13What is this?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Molly, what is it?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Banana milkshake.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Yes! That's the correct answer, Molly, it's a banana milkshake.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22You get three samojis.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Yes!

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Next one.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hint, it's a sporting event.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Hope?

0:20:32 > 0:20:33World Cup.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Yes! Hope, that's correct, you get three samojis.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- It's the World Cup.- Yes!

0:20:38 > 0:20:43Final question, and finally, it's a superhero.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Leonie, you came in first.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48What's the answer?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Batman.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Yes, Leonie, you get three samojis for that.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54The right answer was Batman.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Game over.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58OK, the scores are in

0:20:58 > 0:21:03and I can reveal that today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Leonie!

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Yay!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Yay!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Leonie, you will look like a real winner

0:21:17 > 0:21:19in this Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20But fear not, Molly and Hope,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22we'll be sending you some exclusive

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Remotely Funny souvenirs.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Now, get your families back in the room!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Family, come on.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Big thanks to you, Leonie, Hope, Molly and your families

0:21:35 > 0:21:39for letting Remotely Funny run amok round your epic homes.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40You've been immense,

0:21:40 > 0:21:44it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Play the music!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Oh yeah!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48# Na na na na na na na

0:21:48 > 0:21:49# Na na na

0:21:49 > 0:21:50# Woo woo

0:21:50 > 0:21:51# Na na na na na na na

0:21:51 > 0:21:52# Na na na

0:21:52 > 0:21:53# Woo woo

0:21:53 > 0:21:54# Na na na na na na na

0:21:54 > 0:21:55# Na na na

0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Woo woo

0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Na na na na na na na

0:21:58 > 0:21:59# Na na na

0:21:59 > 0:22:00# Woo woo... #

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Bye! ALL: Bye! # Na na na na na na na

0:22:01 > 0:22:02# Na na na

0:22:02 > 0:22:03# Woo woo

0:22:03 > 0:22:04# Na na na na na na na

0:22:04 > 0:22:05# Na na na

0:22:05 > 0:22:06# Woo woo

0:22:06 > 0:22:10# Ohhh yeah! #