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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, hello! Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Hi, everyone.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny - the show that

0:00:32 > 0:00:35has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm coming in wirelessly, hijacking your home,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40and then offering you prizes.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Today, I'm in French France.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45So let's see where our heroic

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Remotely Funny contestants are today.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51First up, it's Jennifer.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Hello, Jennifer!- Hi!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Jennifer is nine years old and from the Scottish Borders.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59When she grows up, she wants to be a space scientist.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Jennifer loves horse riding,

0:01:01 > 0:01:03comedy shows and dipping crisps in milk.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Who's with you?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- This is my mum, Joan.- Hi, Saara!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12This is my dad, Archie. And this is...

0:01:12 > 0:01:13I'm your dad!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's lovely to meet you and your family.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21So, Jennifer, what qualities does your mum have that's going to

0:01:21 > 0:01:23make her a good team-mate today?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Well, she's funny.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28She's a bit weird sometimes.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30And she does lots of fun stuff.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Jennifer's mum, you're a doctor and a stand-up comedian.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36What's your favourite medical joke?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, a funny thing happened,

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I did cut my finger the other day in the kitchen.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45There was blood everywhere, and Jennifer's dad, I shouted him,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47and said, "Can you get me a dressing?"

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- He got me the thousand island.- No!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52SAD TROMBONE

0:01:52 > 0:01:55So, do you think humour is the best cure for illness?

0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Oh, definitely, yeah. But sometimes you still need antibiotics.- Yeah!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And next, we're moving on to Stella.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Stella, how are you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- I'm good.- Great!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Stella's nine years old and from Leicestershire.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Her sister calls her Squidgy, but everyone else calls her Stell Bell.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15She has three dogs, called...

0:02:17 > 0:02:19She's ridden on the biggest roller-coaster in the UK,

0:02:19 > 0:02:21and once swam with dolphins.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Who are you with today?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26My sister, my mum, and I've also got my two dogs.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Oh, lovely, lovely.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34So, Stella, you are a super-cool home-school kid. What's that like?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36It's fun.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39My sister and my mum teaches me.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43My sister's really good at baking and art, so she helps me with that.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46And then my mum does all the maths.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Interesting.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50So, what's your teacher like? Ooh, I mean your mum!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54That was super-awkward. What is your mum like as a teacher?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- She's really good at it.- OK.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- And she enjoys it.- Nice.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01So, Stella's mum, at parent-teacher meetings,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04do you keep having to switch chairs with yourself?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- I do!- Oh, nice, OK.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09That was like a serious answer. Thank you, Stella.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11And finally, connecting to Rowan.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Hello, Rowan, how are you?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hello!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Eight-year-old Rowan is from the city of Glasgow.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Rowan loves the movie Annie and can sing all the songs.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24She's very good at doing handstands, and thinks hot chocolate and cookies

0:03:24 > 0:03:25is the best combination in the world.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Who are you with today?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I am with my mum and my dad.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Hello, family!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hello!- Hi!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36So, Rowan, is it true that you can speak

0:03:36 > 0:03:39a couple of foreign languages?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Yeah. Chinese Mandarin, Gaelic...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Rowan, can you speak some Mandarin for me?

0:03:47 > 0:03:51So, ni hao means hello.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54And cha means tea.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm very intrigued.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Being a person who's very interested in languages, that is very cool.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Rowan, when you grow up, you want to be an actress?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Yes.- Can you give me your best red-carpet pose?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12That is pretty fierce. Thank you so much, Rowan.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Well, my little French fancies, let's get this started.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Everyone shout, "Merci!"

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- ALL:- Merci!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24All right, thank you, families, you've served a purpose.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Now, please leave - I need time with my players. Au revoir!

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Out, I said out!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It is time for our contest, for the games to begin.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Let me tell you about TV's most talked-about prize.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Firstly, you get the title Remotely Funny champion.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46And secondly, the absolutely fantastique

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Remotely Funny pull capuche.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49(That's a hoodie to you and me.)

0:04:49 > 0:04:51It even has central heating!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53If you stuff a hot-water bottle up there, that is.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Order yours today, by winning this game.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Everyone, get fierce!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Raarr!

0:05:02 > 0:05:03You animals!

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Let's play.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14The rules are simple, I name something,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16and you have to collect it.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18The first one back with the item wins three

0:05:18 > 0:05:20of my sugar-coated Samojis.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I don't care if I rip your houses apart, to be honest.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I'm not going to be there to clean it up.

0:05:26 > 0:05:32Listen carefully - the first item I want you to get for me is...

0:05:32 > 0:05:34your mum or dad's shirt.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Go, go, go!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Go get me your mum or dad's shirt!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Parent's shirt. OK...?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh, and Stella's back!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45And then Rowan comes in as a number two. Where's Jennifer?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Jennifer! Oh, she's there.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51What do you guys have? Jennifer, what do you have there?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Tell me about that shirt.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56My dad's blue shirt.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Rowan, what do you have there?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02This is my mum's shirt. It's also a dress.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Stella?

0:06:03 > 0:06:08OK, so I brought my mum's shirt, and it's got her favourite colours,

0:06:08 > 0:06:10and it's brown, white and dark green.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Beautiful.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Stella, you get three Samojis for being back first.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Whoo!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20However, Rowan, because what you've brought was a shirt

0:06:20 > 0:06:24and also a dress, you get one extra Samoji, Rowan.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Yay!- Yes.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30The next item I want you to get is something that would be

0:06:30 > 0:06:32useful if you went camping.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Go! What would be useful if you went camping?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40I got a torch.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- All right, Jennifer?- All right.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Rowan, what do you have there? What would you take camping with you?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I have tissue.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53What would you use that for?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Like, if it's freezing cold and you want to blow your nose,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58you at least have tissue.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Jennifer, what do you have there?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02A tent.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Wow!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07You went all the way convenient, practical. I like that, Jennifer.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Tell me something about that tent. Have you been camping?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13No! The back garden!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, I see, I see. That's fun.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16And, Stella?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Because you were back first, you're getting three Samojis for that!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Whoo!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25But, Jennifer, because you brought a tent - and I think that is

0:07:25 > 0:07:28just extremely convenient - you get one extra Samoji.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Whoo!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Great job, girls. Next item.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37I want to see something you would wear as fancy dress.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Go! What would you wear as fancy dress? Bring me a fancy dress.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Or it could be something else you would wear as a fancy dress.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46It could be basically whatever... And Jennifer is back first!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Jennifer, what is that?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Wings.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51OK, so you would wear that as fancy dress.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Rowan, what do you have there?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- I have, like, a ball dress, kind of thing.- Mmm, beautiful, beautiful.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00What about you, Stella?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04I've got a Pudsey onesie.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, cool! It's Pudsey Bear!

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Jennifer, you were back first, so you get three Samojis.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Yay!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14But Rowan, you are the only one to bring an actual dress back,

0:08:14 > 0:08:17so, Rowan, you get one Samoji.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yay!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Rowan, I've got a chance for you to win an extra Samoji.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Shh, don't tell the others!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Can you come closer to me?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I asked your dad to tell me the one thing

0:08:27 > 0:08:30he has to nag you about the most.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32If you can give me the same answer,

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I'll give you another sweet, sweet Samoji.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37To switch the telly off?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40BUZZER No! That is not the correct answer.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43The correct answer was tidying your room.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47He said it's always messy, and he cannot understand how it happens.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49But I did tidy it.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50That's not what your dad said.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Quick, trash your room to annoy him, and don't say I told you to.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57OK.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59MUSIC: Wild Thing by The Troggs

0:08:59 > 0:09:01SHE GIGGLES

0:09:03 > 0:09:04You're wild!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Rowan has two.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Jennifer has four.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11And Stella has taken the lead with six Samojis.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'm busting for a wee.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Or oui, as they say here in France.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's time for Toilet Takedown!

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Jennifer, don't you leave me in your room, I want to come with you.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30That was quick, we're already there.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Take a seat and get ready to bag those Samojis.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35OK, everyone - go get a pen!

0:09:40 > 0:09:43You need to write your answers on the closest thing to paper -

0:09:43 > 0:09:46which, in the bathroom, is loo roll.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51So, here comes the question - the world's largest water balloon fight

0:09:51 > 0:09:55took place in 2011 at the University of Kentucky.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58But how many people took part?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Write down your answers.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Come to the screen and hold up your answers. Let's see them.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Let's see what you guys wrote down. Stella, what does yours say?

0:10:16 > 0:10:172,000.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Jennifer?- 3,000.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22What about you, Rowan?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- 300.- Oh, OK, OK.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, Jennifer, you got the closest,

0:10:27 > 0:10:33because the correct answer is 8,957 people.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36So that means three Samojis for you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Congratulations.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Let's have a LooTube Moment.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Make a wish, Mom!

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Blow it out!

0:10:49 > 0:10:50OK, stop!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52For an extra Samoji,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm going to ask you a question based on the LooTube clip.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59And first to flush the loo gets to answer, OK?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02What do you think happens next?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Stella?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07They blow the candles out.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Mmm...not quite.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Let's see what happens.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Blow it out.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, Grandma, seriously, you are so wild.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27It's the Samoji countdown.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Rowan has two.- Yay!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Stella is now second, with six.

0:11:30 > 0:11:35- And Jennifer is creeping ahead with seven Samojis.- Yay!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38It is time for Food Flash. Everyone, to the kitchen!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'm just heading down the stairs. I'm in the hallway now.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49OK, be careful there.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Two games down, catch those Samojis while they're hot.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56The French cuisine - it's good.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I mean, they did give us fries.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01But nothing compares to my home country of Finland,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04where the grub is proper naughty.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07For this game, I'm going to show you a food flash picture of one

0:12:07 > 0:12:11of my favourite Finnish dishes, and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Samojis for the player who makes their dish look as close

0:12:14 > 0:12:16to the picture as possible.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19A Finnish kitchen is not complete without at least one bottle

0:12:19 > 0:12:23of ruskeakastike - gravy to you.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Hug it close and shout, "I love you, ruskeakastike!"

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- ALL:- I love you, ruskah...gah..gee...

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yes, that's what I like to hear.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Today's dish is an homage to

0:12:35 > 0:12:38the famous Finnish landmark Hameenlinna.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41And it's called Hameenli-nom-nom-nom-nom.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42And here it is.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Today's dish is a pureed mint pea and popcorn layered souffle

0:12:49 > 0:12:52with a tortilla corn crunch and wholegrain base,

0:12:52 > 0:12:56topped with reconstituted icing sugar, cherries and,

0:12:56 > 0:12:58of course, Finnish gravy.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Start cooking!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Shout orders at your parents, like you're the boss of them.- Mum, Dad!

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- Help, guys!- Jennifer, where's your parents, you need them!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Ugh!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Great. Rowan, good job. What are you doing there, Rowan?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24I'm putting the peas on.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ten seconds, everyone.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Get the gravy on, get the gravy on. Rowan, where's the gravy?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Three, two, one -

0:13:39 > 0:13:41stop cooking!

0:13:41 > 0:13:42Jennifer, everything down.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Can I see your dishes?

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Jennifer, show me what you got there.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That actually looks amazing.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Stella, tell me something about your dish.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I've put the gravy to stand the Weetabix up,

0:13:52 > 0:13:54and then I've put glazed cherry and I've put icing.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59I've only managed to put the popcorn and

0:13:59 > 0:14:03a little bit of gravy and the mushed peas on.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Jennifer came the closest to the original picture,

0:14:06 > 0:14:08so, Jennifer, you get three Samojis for that.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Yay!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13But, Rowan, you got the gravy on there at the very last second,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16so, Rowan, you get one extra Samoji.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Yay!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Well, everyone, it's time to discover

0:14:20 > 0:14:22just how delicious a dish it is.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Bonus Samojis for parents that don't just try it,

0:14:24 > 0:14:27they must also celebrate it in all its glory.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Come on, Rowan's mum and dad, you can give it a little try.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's delicious, I swear.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Oh, yeah, it's fab!

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Jennifer's mum, I can see you really love that.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42And Stella's mum is also really trying... Oh, yeah, yeah!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Mmm, this is beautiful, these flavours really go well together!

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Yeah, Rowan's mum going with the chopsticks, I like that.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Well, it looks like everyone's parents had a taste of it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54So everyone gets a bonus Samoji.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- ALL:- Whoo!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Before we move on, Jennifer,

0:14:58 > 0:15:02- do you want to come closer to the camera for me?- Yeah?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I want to know how well you know your mum.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07For one Samoji, what is her favourite dinner?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12You have to give me an answer right now!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Erm, erm, erm...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18BUZZER

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Sorry, Jennifer, you lost your chance!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22The correct answer was risotto.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Well, maybe next time.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26It is Samoji time.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Rowan now has four.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Stella has seven.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34And Jennifer is still in the lead, with 11 Samojis.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Great work, Jennifer.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37My Finnish grandma would be so proud of your

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Hameenli-nom-nom-nom-nom-making skills.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41But it is time to go to the lounge.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Get ready for the penultimate game.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Stella, Rowan and Jennifer, get something to hide behind,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00because I fancy a spot of mum moves and dad dancing.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- You want me to bust a move and pop some shapes, then?- Yes.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Just a little bit.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08There'll be three Samojis for the highest number on the pedometer.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Plus ones for style.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14OK, show me that all of your pedometers are at zero.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Attach those little magic counting machines on your parents.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Let's get this jiving started.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Take a look at this for some inspiration.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25ACCORDION-LED LATIN FOLK MUSIC

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Ready?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Go!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41I want to see you burning it up,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44just like those little, crazy Chilean firemen!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Give me that good-good!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm liking it so far.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Jennifer, where are you?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Don't try to hide from me, I want to see every facial expression.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56All right, Rowan's dad, move those legs!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Remember, you have a pedometer on you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01See, you've found your own little flow there.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Yes!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13OK, stop, stop, make it stop, please, please! I've seen enough.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Stella, what did you think about your mum's dancing?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18She was really good.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Jennifer, how was your mum's dancing?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24It was OK, but it was very embarrassing.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Jennifer's mum, you get one Samoji for cringe!- Whoohoo!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'm sorry, and you're welcome.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Rowan, your dad gets one Samoji for overall style,

0:17:33 > 0:17:36because I thought he was really going in for it, congratulations.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Yay!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Now, let me see those pedometers.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44OK, Stella has 189.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Rowan has 98.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48And Jennifer has 114.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53Stella gets three Samojis for most steps on the pedometer.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Congratulations, Stella.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58OK, peeps, let's loop.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Stella... I'm feeling generous.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Can you come a little closer for me?

0:18:23 > 0:18:28So, I spoke to your mum earlier, she said this - someone in the house

0:18:28 > 0:18:32tries to experiment in the kitchen, but there are a lot of failures.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34She once made a pizza with lemon on it.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37For an extra Samoji, who was she talking about?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Erm, Ruby.- Yes!

0:18:41 > 0:18:45That is one extra Samoji for you, congratulations.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Ruby, come on now, lemon?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I don't know, I thought it'd be nice.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm not a great chef!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Let's see who's dancing to the sweet sound of my Samojis.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Rowan has five.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Stella has 11.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03And Jennifer just jived into the top spot with 12 Samojis.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Whoo!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Players, wave goodbye to your precious families.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Bye, family, bye, parents. Just my players, just my contestants now.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Everyone leave the room.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15It is the last chance to win big.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25This game is called Say What You Seemojis.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Look at my Samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31First person to buzz in and answer correctly

0:19:31 > 0:19:33wins the hallowed Samojis.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Go and get a buzzer,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37anything you can find that makes a deafening noise.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I've got mine.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42PARPING

0:19:46 > 0:19:47It's French, you get it?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Ugh, my genius is lost on you people.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Everyone got their buzzers?

0:19:56 > 0:19:57RATTLING AND HONKING

0:19:57 > 0:19:59First Say What You Seemoji.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02What do you think this is?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07CRANKING Jennifer?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08- A hot dog.- Yes!

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You get three Samojis for that. Good job, Jennifer.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Here comes the next one.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17What do you think this is?

0:20:17 > 0:20:18HONKING

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Oh!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Stella, what is it?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Sleepwalking.- Yes.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Three Samojis for you.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26And the final one is a TV show

0:20:26 > 0:20:29that's ALMOST as good as Remotely Funny.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Can you guess which TV show this is?

0:20:32 > 0:20:33RATTLING

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Rowan?

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Is it Hank Zipzer?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40No, it's not.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- Any ideas?- Oh! - CRANKING

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Jennifer?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- Horrible Histories? - Yes, there you go.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Three Samojis for you.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Game's up, and I can reveal that...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55dun-da-da-dun...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:59 > 0:21:00..Jennifer!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Congratulations, Jennifer.- Yay!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Congratulations!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yay!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Jaa, jaa, jaa! That's a Finnish celebration.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Ooh, la-la. That's a French one.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Jennifer, I will be sending you a much sought-after

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Stella, Rowan, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27We will be sending you a prized Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31- All right, everyone, get your families back in the room.- Mum, Dad!

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Big thanks to you, Jennifer, Stella and Rowan,

0:21:35 > 0:21:37and your families for letting me go crazy in your homes.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39You've been immense, it's been remote,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Play the music! Au revoir!