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0:00:02 > 0:00:04IN CHINESE:

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Oh, hi, everyone.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Welcome to Remotely Funny.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Hey, everyone. My name is Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:32 > 0:00:35the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK

0:00:35 > 0:00:37and dive right into your living room.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40So you never need to leave your house. Ever again!

0:00:40 > 0:00:41I'm serious.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm coming in wirelessly, hijacking your home

0:00:43 > 0:00:45and then offering you prizes.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49You can play if you're in your PJs, you can play if you're grounded,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52you can even play if you're supposed to be tidying your room.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Quick! Just stuff everything under the bed.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57That usually works. Today, I'm in China.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Ni hao.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Let's meet today's Remotely Funny contenders.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05First up, it's Maisie.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Hi, Maisie.- Hi!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Maisie is nine years old and from Chester.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13In her spare time, she likes playing with her dogs and baking.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Maisie loves to experiment with food.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17She likes dipping strawberries in hummus

0:01:17 > 0:01:20and has even tried garlic mealworms. Eugh!

0:01:20 > 0:01:26- Tell me who's with you today. - I'm with my dad and 50 teddy bears.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Why do you need 50 teddy bears?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Because they're too nice to get rid of.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh. I understand.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Maisie, why do you think your dad is going to be a good team mate today?

0:01:36 > 0:01:41He is funny and he is very energetic.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42That's going to come in handy in this game.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's time to meet Aman!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Maisie and family, say hello to Aman and his posse.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Hey, how you doing?- Hello, Aman.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hey!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Nine-year-old Aman is from north-west London.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55He loves cricket and football

0:01:55 > 0:01:57and his favourite position is the goalie.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01He can speak Urdu and has an awesome pet parrot called Raja,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04who tells him if he's going to be late for school.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Aman, who are you with?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09I'm here with my brother, my dad and my mother.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Hi!- Charming to meet you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Aman, you want to be a pilot when you grow up.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I like planes and we're going on a plane next Sunday.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I only fly by private jet. Would you like to come work for me?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Yeah, I'll come for you, then. - I'll employ you ten years from now.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Yeah. - And finally, connecting to Bridie.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Everybody say hello to Bridie and her peeps.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- ALL:- Hello, Bridie!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Bridie is nine years old and from Derbyshire.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Bridie's hobbies are gymnastics, cheerleading

0:02:40 > 0:02:42and making lip-sync videos.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Bridie loves mackerel and visiting her uncle's farm

0:02:44 > 0:02:46to ride the tractor.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Bridie, who are you with?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52With my mum, my sister and my dad.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Bridie, I hear you've performed on the West End stage.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I go to a drama school every Saturday

0:02:58 > 0:03:00and we were doing a show on there.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Interesting. What are your tips for dealing with stage fright?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Just to block out anything that is there.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Just ignore people if they're in front of you

0:03:08 > 0:03:10and pretend you're doing it to a mirror.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11I like you a lot, Bridie.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Thank you, families. Now, toddle off.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Make a cup of tea and wait for your call,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19cos I don't need you any more. Now I only need my players.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Goodbye, families. Get out of here! Go to your rooms!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25OK, players. Let me tell you about what you can be bragging

0:03:25 > 0:03:28to your friends about for years to come.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Firstly, you get the title - Remotely Funny Champion.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35And secondly, it's the Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37This beauty is made in China.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's a huge prize.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Well, maybe not in size, but certainly in the style stakes.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46And you can order yours today by winning this game.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50OK, I need to see that you guys are ready.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Show me your worst game faces and be loud.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Wow! Those are big. I'm actually kind of scared right now.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08The rules are quite simple.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I name something and you have to grab it for me.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14First one back with the item wins three of my samojis.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Is everyone ready? ALL:- Yes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21First item I want you to get

0:04:21 > 0:04:23is something that does not belong to you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Go! Go get something that does not belong to you.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28That is not yours. And do not bring grandad.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Bridie!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Back first, I see.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34And Aman has a good number two.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Where's Maisie?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Bridie, what is that?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40It's my dog's teddy.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43OK, we'll take that. What about you, Aman? What do you have?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46This is my brother's fake toaster.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Wonderful. I like your brother.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What about you, Maisie? What do you have?- My mum's knickers!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, my goodness! SAARA LAUGHS

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Bridie, you were back first, so that means you get three samojis.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yay!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Is everyone ready for the next item?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05I want you to bring me something that would be useful

0:05:05 > 0:05:08if you went to a rainforest.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Go! What would be useful in a rainforest?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Come on, everyone. Oh!

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Maisie, what is that?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Water bottle.- What would you do with a water bottle in a rainforest?

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Drink it!- I mean, I guess it is practical, so good job there.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24What about you, Bridie? What do you have?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26A toothbrush.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28OK, so you're taking care of your personal hygiene.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I like that. So, what about you, Aman? What do you have?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I have my bow.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Why would you bring a bow with you to the rainforest.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36To catch food.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39OK, interesting. Maisie, you were back first.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- So you get three samojis. Ding ding!- Yay!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Aman, because you put a lot of thought in yours,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'm going to give you one extra samoji, Aman.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Yes!- The final item.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53What would you take to a pop concert?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Bring me something that you would take to a pop concert.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Come on, come on!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00OK.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Maisie was back first.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Aman, bring me something.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Aman, what is that?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- I have brought a drum.- Interesting.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14So whenever the breaks are on, you can play your own music.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Look at you, Aman. You're so intelligent!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18And you're also so very musical.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Maisie, what do you have there? - Sunglasses!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK. Why would you take sunglasses to a pop concert?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Just in case it's sunny or because they're so amazing,

0:06:26 > 0:06:28they're blinding with light.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30What about you, Bridie? What do you have?

0:06:30 > 0:06:37I have a hat, so I can keep the sun off and I can look like a pop star.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Cool festival vibes! I like that.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Maisie, you were back first, so you get three samojis.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yes!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Aman, I'm going to give you one extra samoji for creativity.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Hey, Bridie. Come a little closer, will you?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Just Bridie.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I have a special chance for you, Bridie, to win an extra samoji.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Do you fancy that?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05I spoke to your mum earlier and she told me a little secret about you.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You once broke something and pretended it wasn't you.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11For an extra samoji, tell me what you broke.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15It was something electrical.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22No? Well, the answer was a new stereo.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I was dancing and I snapped the aerial.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27OK, that's the end of Round One.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Who has the most samojis?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Aman has two.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Bridie has three.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37But top of the samoji board is Maisie, with six gorgeous samojis.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Yeah!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39I'm hungry.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Take me to the kitchen. It's Food Flash time.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Take me to the kitchen, everyone.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52We've only just started, but time to crank up the heat.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Maisie, where are you at the moment?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58On the kitchen table. Well, I'm not. You are.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03I've eaten my way around China, but I still like a taste of home

0:08:03 > 0:08:05every now and then. So, for this game,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:08:07 > 0:08:09of one of my favourite Finnish dishes

0:08:09 > 0:08:12and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Samojis for the player who makes their dish look

0:08:14 > 0:08:17as close to the picture as possible.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19A finished kitchen is not complete

0:08:19 > 0:08:23without at least one bottle of ruskeakastike.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Grab the bottle and yell, "I love ruskeakastike"!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- ALL:- I love ruskeaka...ka...ka!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Exactly. Good job.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Today's dish is called moldecoreometofmas.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37And here it is.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Today's dish is exquisite in its form with wasabi pea crackling

0:08:42 > 0:08:43and candied cherries,

0:08:43 > 0:08:47accompanied by an ice jade dusting on a layer of hot pink potato puree

0:08:47 > 0:08:50with a sprinkling of red colouring jus.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Finished with famous Finnish gravy.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Ruskeakastike.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Start cooking now! Start shouting orders.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05You can even shout orders at your parents.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You need all the help you can get.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Maisie, where's your dad? You need all the help.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13He's coming.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Aman, get your mum to help you. You need help.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21You're taking your sweet time, but you only have, like,

0:09:21 > 0:09:2320 seconds left.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Maisie, what are you doing?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm turning it into a round thing.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Great.- It looks less disgusting than the picture. No, it doesn't.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32All right, everyone. All right, everyone.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34You still have a little bit of time left.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36You don't have long left.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Two, one, zero.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Stop cooking! Everyone, put everything down.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It is time to take a look at your finished dishes.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Maisie, show your creation to me.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, Maisie, OK. I see.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Can you give me a little description of your dish?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Pink mashed potato. Yuck!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Why do I not see any gravy on that?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01We didn't have time to put anything else on it but the mash.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Bridie, can I see your dish?

0:10:03 > 0:10:04OK, OK. I see.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06So, can you tell me something about your dish?

0:10:06 > 0:10:12It's pink mashed potato with wasabi peas and cherries.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17OK, I don't see any Finnish gravy on your dish, either. Why is that?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I didn't see any on the picture.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Oh!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Aman, what about you? Tell me about your dish.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's pinkie pie.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Aman, your dish looks closest to the picture,

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- so Aman gets three samojis.- Yes!

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Well, just for good measure,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I think you all should put some of that gravy on your dishes right now.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Pop the gravy and pour it on.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43I need it. My soul needs it.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I haven't seen it for...

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Yes! There you go, Bridie.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51It's time to discover just how good it really is.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Bonus samojis for parents that don't just try it,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56they also have to show me they love it.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Everyone say, "Mmmm"!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- ALL:- Mmm!- Dig in, dig in.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Maisie's dad.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Show me you love it!

0:11:08 > 0:11:09OK! Here goes.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Mmm!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Come on!

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Aman's mum. How much do you love it, Aman's mum?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Anything that's made with love.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24That's the best ever.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Bridie, how much does your mum love it?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29She loves it. She's just had another spoonful.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Everyone gets bonus samojis because everyone's parents tried it out.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Congratulations.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Bonus samojis for everyone.

0:11:36 > 0:11:41Maisie, come closer to me and look me in the eye.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Maisie, would you like a sneaky little samoji?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I asked your dad earlier to tell me what the one thing he does

0:11:48 > 0:11:49that embarrasses you the most.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53If you can tell me what he said, I'll give you an extra samoji, OK?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Tells jokes, but they're awful,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and I go red, because they sound stupid.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01No! That is not the correct answer, Maisie.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02You just lost an extra samoji.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06The correct answer was cleaning his glasses with a pair of pants.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Oh, no! Now the world knows it.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Sorry, Maisie. Maybe next time.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12We're so close to the end now.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14I can smell the samojis.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Bridie has four.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Aman has six.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22And just holding on to the lead is Maisie, with seven samojis.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Get ready for Toilet Takedown.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Everyone to the bathroom!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Take me to your toilets.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Come on, Maisie. Pick me up. Two games in the bag.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Bring on the next challenge.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Players, you need to write your answers

0:12:43 > 0:12:45on the closest thing to paper -

0:12:45 > 0:12:48which, in the bathroom, is the loo roll.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Or your dad's newspaper.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Here comes the question. Is everyone ready?

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Yes.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57In April 2014, a man named Hristo Terziyski

0:12:57 > 0:13:01broke the world record for the most swimming caps worn at once.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03But how many swimming caps was that?

0:13:03 > 0:13:07In April 2014, a man named Hristo Terziyski

0:13:07 > 0:13:11broke the world record for the most swimming caps worn at once.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13But how many swimming caps was that?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17All right. Come to the screen and hold up your answers.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Let's see what you guys wrote down.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Maisie, what does yours say?

0:13:22 > 0:13:244,000 swim hats.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Swim hats! I like you.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Bridie, what does you say?- 74.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- OK, what about you, Aman?- 75.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36That is insane, because the correct answer is 75!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Aman, that is amazing. Three samojis for you.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Bridie, you were so close,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44so I'm going to have to give you one extra samoji for that.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Yeah!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Great job. Oh, good.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's Loo Tube time. Check this out.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Look, it's a little shark.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57The dog is a shark, too, I guess.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02For an extra samoji, I'm going to ask you a question

0:14:02 > 0:14:05about this clip I just showed you and first one to flush the loo

0:14:05 > 0:14:07gets to answer.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09There's a dog featured in the clip

0:14:09 > 0:14:12but what type of shark was it dressed up as?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Maisie, you're first. What's your answer?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18A blue shark.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, it's not what I was looking for.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Bridie, you were next. What do you think it is?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- A hammer shark. - Yes! That's right, Bridie.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28You get one extra samoji for that.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Let's take a look at the samoji board.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Bridie has six.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Maisie has seven.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37And our new leader is Aman, with nine.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Competitors, go forth to the lounge.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43It's time to play Remotely Funny Family.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Let's go to the living room. Everyone to the living room.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Come on, everyone. I'm getting bored here.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Come on, come on. Onwards to samoji-winning glory.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00OK, everyone. I can see your backing singers are with you.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I mean, your parents are here.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Bridie, you're not a big fan of your mum's singing.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Why is that?- It's embarrassing.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12All it is, is like, "Rr-h-rerr".

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Well, we'll see about that.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Maisie, can you do an impression of your dad's singing voice?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- "Na-na-na-na."- I'm sure he doesn't sound like that.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Aman, does your mum like to sing?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24She doesn't sing, at all.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28We're about to find out just how good they are.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Players, find something your mums and dads can use as microphones.

0:15:32 > 0:15:38Anything. It could be a cucumber, TV remotes, hairspray can.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Come on, we need a microphone for Mum or Dad.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Maisie, what did you get your dad?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43A remote control.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47If it can be used as a microphone, it's completely correct.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Bridie, what did you get?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52I got a thermometer, which tells the temperature of the room.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Interesting. That's very creative, indeed.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, Aman, what do you have?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- The house phone.- OK.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Parents, I want you to really show off your vocal ability,

0:16:01 > 0:16:03or lack of it, in this game.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Remember, you're performing like your kid's pride depends on it.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Which it does, so don't let them down.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,

0:16:13 > 0:16:15you need to finish the lyrics.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18If you don't know the lyrics, make them up.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I'll also be awarding points for your performance style overall.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Bridie's mum, you're setting the tone.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Play the song!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28# ..My love was burning

0:16:28 > 0:16:31# Yeah, it's still burning

0:16:31 > 0:16:33- # I keep... # - KLAXON

0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Going to the river to pray

0:16:36 > 0:16:38# And I need

0:16:38 > 0:16:40# Something that can wash out the pain

0:16:40 > 0:16:42# Cos I need...

0:16:42 > 0:16:45THEY MUMBLE

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Good job! Wow! You actually knew the song.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Wow, Bridie, your mum was almost word perfect

0:16:54 > 0:16:56but here's what the song actually sounds like.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02# I keep going to the river to pray

0:17:02 > 0:17:07# Cos I need something that can wash all the pain

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- # And at most... # - Aman's mum, it is your turn.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Hit the music.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14# Just like she already owned it

0:17:14 > 0:17:18# I said, "Can you give it back to me?"

0:17:18 > 0:17:22# She said, "Never in your wildest dreams..." #

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- KLAXON - Just make it up.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- # Come on, come on... - Anything.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29# La, la, la-la-la

0:17:29 > 0:17:33# Come on, let's go a-way

0:17:33 > 0:17:37# Come on, let's go away

0:17:37 > 0:17:40# Let's go away-a-a

0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Let's go away-a-a. #

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Aman, you just completely saved your mum there.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48But here's what she should have sung.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53# And we danced all night to the best song ever

0:17:53 > 0:17:54# We knew every line

0:17:54 > 0:17:57# Now I can't remember

0:17:57 > 0:17:59# How it goes, but I know... #

0:17:59 > 0:18:03And finally, last, but definitely not least, it's Maisie's dad.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Go, track!

0:18:04 > 0:18:07# I won't give up without a fight

0:18:08 > 0:18:14# I just want to oh-oh baby... #

0:18:15 > 0:18:16- KLAXON - # The melody's great

0:18:16 > 0:18:19# And I like this song And it sounds like something

0:18:19 > 0:18:20# I might want to sing

0:18:20 > 0:18:23# Oh, oh, oh, oh

0:18:23 > 0:18:26# Yeah, yeah, whatever that goes like

0:18:26 > 0:18:28# But I'm going to keep singing along

0:18:28 > 0:18:31# Because I don't know what I'm supposed to do. #

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Well, Maisie's dad, I really appreciate the effort

0:18:33 > 0:18:34but it wasn't good enough.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You were lacking in the lyrics department.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37But here's the real deal.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41# I just want you to dance with me tonight... #

0:18:43 > 0:18:49Bridie, you get three samojis for best performance.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Aman, you get one samoji for style, because you saved your mum.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Maisie, you get one samoji for cringe.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59So, let's loop.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00# Cos I need... #

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- # Come on... # - # Ohh! #

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- # Cos I need... # - # Come on... #

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- # Ohh! # - # Cos I need... #

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- # Come on... # - # Ohh! #

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oi! Aman, come close.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15For an extra samoji, what did your mum say

0:19:15 > 0:19:18when I asked her what she has to nag you about the most?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Tidying up my room and stuff.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Yes. You get an extra samoji for that. Congratulations.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Let's see who's singing to the sweet sound of my samojis.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Maisie has eight.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Bridie has nine.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34And Aman has stretched his lead with 11 samojis.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Say goodbye to the family.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Everyone leave the room.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- ALL:- Bye!- Bye.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49It's the last chance to win big.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Now, go and get a buzzer.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I've got mine.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53TING, TING!

0:19:53 > 0:19:54CLANG!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57TOY CAR ENGINE WHIRS

0:19:57 > 0:19:59STRUM!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Lovely. Everyone come a little closer to the camera for me, please.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05This game is called Say What You See Mojis.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the hallowed samojis.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18First, Say What You See Moji. Here we go.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Bridie.- Coffee break.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Yes. Three samojis for you, Bridie. Good job.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Here comes the next one.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Maisie.- Disco ball.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32No.

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Bridie.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Strictly Come Dancing.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Yes. Another three samojis for you for that.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Good job, Bridie. So, the final one is...

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Maisie.- Kung Fu Panda.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Yes! You get three samojis, Maisie. Good job.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50That's it. An incredible samoji showdown

0:20:50 > 0:20:55and I can reveal, today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58..Bridie!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Yeah!

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Great job, Bridie.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Bridie, I will be sending you the famous Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Maisie and Aman, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17We will be sending you a surprise Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20All right, everyone. Get your families back in the room.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Shout for them.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Big, big, big thanks to you, Bridie, Aman and Maisie and your families

0:21:26 > 0:21:30for letting Remotely Funny turn your homes into madhouses.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32You've been immense. It's been remote.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34And we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Play the music. Zai jian!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Thank you so much, everyone! Thank you!

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah!