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0:00:05 > 0:00:08Oh, hi! Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Hi, everyone. I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'm coming in wirelessly,

0:00:35 > 0:00:39hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41You can play if you're in your PJs,

0:00:41 > 0:00:42you can play if you're grounded,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45you can even play if someone's stolen all your clothes

0:00:45 > 0:00:46off the washing line.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Today, I'm in Brazil.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51But if I'm here in Brazil,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54where are my daring Remotely Funny contestants?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56First up, it's Zayd.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Hello, Zayd! Really nice to meet you.- Hello.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Zayd is 13 and from Essex.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04He loves cricket and doing the robot dance move.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07He also loves football and his claim to fame is that he once met Ronaldo.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Who is there with you today?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12My mum, my dad and my brother.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, it's a pleasure to meet you all.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Zayd, I hear you are sports mad. What do you play?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I play cricket and football one week,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22basketball during school days,

0:01:22 > 0:01:23tennis, table tennis,

0:01:23 > 0:01:24mini golf.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Sounds like you're a skilful young lad. I like that.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Zayd's dad - so I heard you're big Spurs fans?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34We are, yes. The whole family, big, big Spurs fans.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK. Well, let's get pumped for this challenge.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Give me a chant! I want to hear some passion!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- ALL:- We've got Dele Alli!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46You really put some passion behind that - I love that!

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Really nice to meet you people.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It is time to meet Erin.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Zayd, say hello to Erin and her family.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Hello, Erin.- Hi!- Hi!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Erin is 12 and from Liverpool.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00She loves stargazing and acting.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02If she had a superpower, it would be super-friendliness.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Erin once dipped a pizza in a chocolate fountain,

0:02:05 > 0:02:06but it didn't taste very nice.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Who are you with? - Me mum, me sister and me dad.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I LOVE your Liverpudlian accent, it's amazing.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15And you like acting, singing and dancing.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18What is your favourite of all those three, and why?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I like musical theatre, so I like them all,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24but if I had to pick, I would like acting.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Erin's parents -

0:02:25 > 0:02:29tell me about the time you went all out to embarrass Erin.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Dancing in the living room with her friends there,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35and she was very, very embarrassed.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Oh, really?- If you need us to show you, we'll show you.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39- No, you won't.- We don't mind.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Come on, we need to see this!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Give me some.- Come on.- Yes!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- # La-la-la-la-la...! # - Yes!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I love this!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Finally, connecting to...Ewan!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hello! Everyone say hello to Ewan!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Hi, Ewan!- Hi!- Hello, Ewan.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ewan is 12 and from Nottinghamshire.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05He likes Greek mythology and eating cheese and honey sandwiches.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08If Ewan was Prime Minister, he would make it compulsory

0:03:08 > 0:03:10for everyone to want to watch The Hunger Games.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Who are you with today?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- I am with my mum...- Hello. - ..my sister Iona and my dad.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, nice to meet you all.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Ewan - I heard you have your own vlog.- Yes.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, that is very interesting.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Can you introduce me to your family like you're doing on a vlog video?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hi, guys, it's me, Ewan...

0:03:30 > 0:03:36and today I'm here with Iona, my mum and my dad.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'm very impressed. Well done, Ewan.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Ewan's mum - you're a cool mum, you run a festival.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44How does it compare to Glastonbury?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Much better, by a million miles.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK, well, call me if you need a headliner,

0:03:49 > 0:03:50cos I'm usually available.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Just to keep in mind!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Well, everyone, let's get this party started!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I'm in the mood for a carnival! Diddle-diddle-ding!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Everyone shout Brazil nuts!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06ALL: Brazil nuts!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08SHE BLOWS WHISTLE Ooh...

0:04:08 > 0:04:09That was loud.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Thank you, families, you've been epic.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14But please now leave the room.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Zayd, Erin, Ewan, are you alone now, no adults?- Yes.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23Great. OK, players, let me tell you about the prize money can't buy.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Firstly, you get the title Remotely Funny Champion.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29And secondly, a rarer than rare Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34This prize comes with a 100% hoodie guarantee.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36If it's not a hoodie, we'll give you your money back -

0:04:36 > 0:04:38even though you didn't pay for it.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Order yours today by winning this game.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Zayd, Erin and Ewan...

0:04:43 > 0:04:44show me those game faces!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Argh!

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Raargh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Aagh!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Argh!

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01The rules are simple, though.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I name something, you have to collect it.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08The first one back with the item wins three of my sweet samojis.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Item number one.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Go get me...

0:05:12 > 0:05:16something that begins with the letter S.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Go! Go get me something that begins with the letter S!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22You guys were very quick.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ewan, you were back first. What is that?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It's a stegosaurus.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Zayd, what do you have there?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Scissors.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32OK! What are you going to do with those?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Cut paper.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- As long as you're safe.- Yep.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Erin, what do you have there?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39A sock.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Give me a whiff, give me a whiff of that.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45SAARA SNIFFS Mm! I can smell cheese!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46I love cheese!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50So, Ewan, you get three samojis for being back first.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Erin, you get one extra samoji because I like cheese.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Woo!- Great!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Is everyone ready for item number two?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Yes.- Yes.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02OK, I want...

0:06:03 > 0:06:06..someone else's pyjamas.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Go! Go get someone else's pyjamas!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10They can't be your own! They can't be... Oh!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Erin, are those your pyjamas?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14No, they're my sister's.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh, really? Is that your sister's room?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18- We share a room.- Oh, wow!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Zayd, whose pyjamas are those?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22My brother's.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25OK, what about you, Ewan, what do you have there?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26My sister's!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Is the colour blue and white?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Yes, blue and white stripes.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Those are the colours of the Finnish flag,

0:06:32 > 0:06:35and I'm from Finland, so I can respect that.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Yeah!- However, Erin was back first,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40so, Erin, you get three samojis!

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Woo!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Come on, Zayd, you can do this!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Yeah.- I trust you on this third one, OK?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Item number three -

0:06:48 > 0:06:52get me something that you'd put in a time capsule

0:06:52 > 0:06:54and bury in the ground.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Oh... OK.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- What is that? Is that an inhaler? - Yes.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Why would you bury it in the ground?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Because when it's finished, you can't burn it or pop it.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Ewan, what do you have there? - A bag I made.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14OK, why would you put that in a time capsule and bury it in the ground?

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Because it's very special because I made it myself,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21and it contains everything from my drama class.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23OK, why would anyone in the future want to have

0:07:23 > 0:07:25anything you had in drama class?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Because it was mine and I'm going to be very famous some day.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31OK. We'll remember this.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Erin, what do you have?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Hand cream.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36OK, why would you want to put hand cream in a time capsule

0:07:36 > 0:07:38and bury it in the ground for someone else to find?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Because it makes your hands nice.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44"It makes your hands nice." - Erin.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I like that!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Zayd, you were back first,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49so that means three samojis for you!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Yay!- Yes!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Erin...- Yes.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Do you want to come closer to me?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58For an extra samoji,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01who was your mum talking about when she said this?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05"He snores so loud he sometimes wakes himself up."

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- My dad.- Yes!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You get a bonus samoji for that!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- How bad is your dad's snoring? - Really, really loud.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13You can hear it from my room.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Can you do me an impression?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17SHE SNORES LOUDLY

0:08:17 > 0:08:19OK, that's that for that game!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Who has had the most samoji success?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Ewan and Zayd both have three.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And Erin leads, with five samojis.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31OK, if you need a nervous wee, you're in luck -

0:08:31 > 0:08:33it's Toilet Takedown time!

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Everyone to the toilet!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- I'm in the bathroom. - Awesome! We are there!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Ewan, I see you're there, too. That is great, that makes me happy.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Four more games to go, and the next one takes place on the loo.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Is everyone sat ready to do the business?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58I mean, play the game. Do not relieve yourselves.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Keep your pants on! Right, go get a pen!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I need a pen for this game!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09There we go. Here comes the question.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I want you to write your answers on the loo roll.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17Angel Falls in Venezuela is the highest waterfall in the world,

0:09:17 > 0:09:20but how tall is it in metres?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Write your answers on the toilet paper.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I'll give you a clue - it's tall!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Now, come to the screen and hold your answers up.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Zayd, what does yours say?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- 30,000.- Interesting.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37What about you, Ewan?

0:09:37 > 0:09:3820,000.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What about Erin?

0:09:40 > 0:09:421,000.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Well, the correct answer is...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46979 metres.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- So, Erin, you get three samojis! - Woo!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Woo!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54You went all the way - I like you!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Let's watch some LooTube video.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58# Cos all of me

0:09:58 > 0:10:02# Loves all of you

0:10:02 > 0:10:06# Love your curves and all your edges

0:10:06 > 0:10:10# All your perfect imperfections

0:10:10 > 0:10:13# Give your all to me

0:10:13 > 0:10:17# I'll give my all... #

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Aw! So cute!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23But someone clearly has too much time on their hands.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27OK, I'm going to ask you a question about the video,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35For an extra samoji, tell me what the hamsters were eating

0:10:35 > 0:10:36on their romantic dinner date.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39TOILETS FLUSH

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Ewan, what was it?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Spaghetti and meatballs.- Yes!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46You get an extra samoji for that.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Woo!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Congratulations.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Remember, peeps, hamsters can't eat real meatballs.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Toilet Takedown complete.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Zayd has three.- Yay!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Ewan has four.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Erin is still in the lead, with eight samojis!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Wash your hands, you grubby creatures.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07We're heading to the kitchen for Food Flash!

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Everyone to the kitchen!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Grab your laptops, take me to the kitchen!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I don't have all day and I want to eat!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Great job! Ewan, are we there yet?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18No. We're still upstairs.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, don't take your sweet time, cos I'm hungry!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Nearly there, nearly there!

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Third game ahoy! Let's go!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Back in Finland, where I'm from,

0:11:33 > 0:11:36food in all forms is celebrated.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39So, for this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:11:39 > 0:11:41of one of my favourite Finnish dishes,

0:11:41 > 0:11:44and you have 45 seconds to recreate the dish.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Samojis for the player who makes their dish

0:11:47 > 0:11:49look as close to the picture as possible.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Nothing is more revered in Finnish kitchens

0:11:51 > 0:11:53than ruskeakastike!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54"Gravy" to you guys.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Show me you've got a bottle.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I want everyone to worship it!

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Bow down to the bottle!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02There you go!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Now, everyone repeat after me -

0:12:04 > 0:12:07I love you, ruskeakastike!

0:12:07 > 0:12:10ALL: I love you... THEY STUMBLE OVER WORD

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Today's dish is called paha kakku,

0:12:13 > 0:12:14and here it is.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Our players will need to construct a traditional Finnish longboat

0:12:20 > 0:12:23by first inverting a loving shop-bought taco

0:12:23 > 0:12:26before piping it with a rich squeezy icing.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28On top of this, they must then construct

0:12:28 > 0:12:31a complex lattice chiffonade of cheese fingers

0:12:31 > 0:12:33and crunchy chocolate fingers,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36served on a billowing bed of free-range marshmallows

0:12:36 > 0:12:39before being dressed with a healthy slug of ruskeakastike,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41the famous Finnish gravy.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Start cooking!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46You're a top chef.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48And shout orders at your mum, dad and brothers!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Come on, Erin's mum, go right in!

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Pour that...whatever you're pouring on the plate! Go in!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Come on!

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Has to look exactly like the picture!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03I don't take this lightly, everyone!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Hurry up!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Aw, I've just cracked it!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Come on, quick, quick, quick! - Open it!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14What have you got to do? What have you got to do?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Four, three, two, one...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Stop cooking! KLAXON SOUNDS

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Let's take a look at your finished dishes.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Show it to the camera.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Let me see what you've got there.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Zayd, describe your plate for me.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Marshmallows and a taco on top.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- ZAYD'S DAD: - And melted chocolate on my hands!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Beautiful! Erin, what is that?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I don't really know! - It looks beautiful to me.

0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Ewan?- Well, it's a piece of modern art food.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- It's beautiful.- It is beautiful.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Zayd, you forgot my Finnish gravy!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Time to put it on there right now!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Erin, your dish looks just like the picture

0:13:54 > 0:13:56so you get three samojis for that!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Congratulations, Erin.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Woo!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Come on, get your parents to try it.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04They have to taste it and enjoy it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Mmm.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17They're doing great. They love it.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Everyone gets a samoji!- Woo!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22I told you it would be delicious.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Zayd...- Yeah.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Come here, my son. Come closer.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm feeling super generous.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33For an extra samoji,

0:14:33 > 0:14:37can you tell me what your dad's favourite pie filling is?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Cheese and onion.- Yes!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42You get an extra samoji for that.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Good job, Zayd. There we go.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Ewan and Zayd both have five,

0:14:47 > 0:14:50and Erin is still ahead of the game with 12 samojis.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52I'm in the party mood.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55SHE YELLS

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Let's go play Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Take me to the living room, everyone.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Only two more samoji-winning chances.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06How do you feel about being in the lead, Erin?

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Woo!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Zayd, Erin and Ewan, prepare for the biggest,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20most embarrassing moment of your lives.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Mums and dads, make sure you have plenty of room.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Check that your pedometers are set to zero.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Three samojis for the highest number on the pedometer.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32But extra ones are up for grabs for hip action.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Parents, get ready for carnival time.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Watch this.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39MUSIC: Samba Do Brasil by Bellini

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Oh! So, the dance of Brazil is the samba -

0:15:50 > 0:15:52not to be confused with Zumba,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54the official dance of local church halls.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Put the pedometers on.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Put them on, put them on your hips.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Is everyone ready?- Ready!- Yeah!

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Shake it! Shake it, baby! Shake it!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07It is time to dance.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Get those numbers up on those pedometers.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12OK, Erin's dad, come on, give me that hip action,

0:16:12 > 0:16:13give me that foot action.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Zayd's dad is actually really feeling this

0:16:15 > 0:16:17and that makes me happy.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19OK, both of Ewan's parents are doing it.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I love this!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Really, really embarrassing.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32KLAXON SOUNDS Time's up. Stop dancing.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Please, put your children out of this misery.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39OK, well... Zayd, what do you think about your dad's dancing?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41He could do better, but...

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I think it was quite amazing, to be honest.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Ewan, what do you think about your parents' dancing?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- "A" stars all around.- Oh, perfect.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Zayd, what did you think about Ewan's parents' dancing?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- No better than my parents. - Oh! I see.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, some competitiveness. I love this.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Erin, how did your parents do?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Well, it was quite embarrassing.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05I think it was amazing.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07One samoji for Zayd's dad for style.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13And one samoji for Erin's dad for cringe.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yay!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hold up your pedometers.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Let's see what they say.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Zayd's says 156.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Erin's says 170. OK.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26And Ewan's says 122.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Erin is getting three samojis for most steps.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30THEY CHEER

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Congratulations.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35OK, peeps, let's loop.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Ewan, my little vlogging prodigy, get close to me.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I have a question for you.

0:17:57 > 0:18:02Earlier I asked your mum what her favourite item of clothing was.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03The thing she treasures most

0:18:03 > 0:18:05out of her shoes, jackets,

0:18:05 > 0:18:07trousers and smalls.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09If you can go and get

0:18:09 > 0:18:10the correct item,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I'll hand you another samoji.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Go! Go get your mum's favourite clothing item,

0:18:15 > 0:18:18and it better be right if you want that extra samoji.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- EWAN'S MUM:- Yes! - Yes, yes!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27There you go! The answer was boots.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28And you brought me boots,

0:18:28 > 0:18:30so you get one extra samoji for that.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Good job, Ewan.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Yes!

0:18:33 > 0:18:37So, let's see who is swimming in samojis.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Ewan and Zayd are still tied with six samojis,

0:18:40 > 0:18:42and Erin has a massive 16.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Contenders, you are on your own from here.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Bye, mums, bye, dads.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Leave, leave the room.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02I need some private time with Zayd, Erin and Ewan.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Zayd, Erin, Ewan, let's get serious here.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08It is the last chance to win big.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Go and get a buzzer.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Has everyone got their buzzers?

0:19:13 > 0:19:14I sure got mine.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20OK, hold up your buzzers.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- What have you got, Zayd? - It's a shaker.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Coasters.- A money bank.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28COINS CLATTER Beautiful, beautiful.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Everyone lean in and listen up.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36This game is called Say What You Seemojis.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Look at my samojis and tell me what they are meant to represent.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42The first person to buzz in and answer correctly

0:19:42 > 0:19:44wins the hallowed samojis.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46First Say What You Seemoji.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52It's a song.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Does anyone know what song this is?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Erin, what do you think it is?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Is it...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01..Pull Crackers?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04No! That is not the correct answer.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Ewan, what do you think it is? - Is it Fight Song?- Yes!

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Ewan, you get three samojis for that.- Woo!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Congratulations, congratulations.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Next one. It's a TV show.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Let's see what it is.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21What show do you think it is?

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Ewan?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Is it Marrying Mum And Dad?- Yes!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Ewan, that's another three samojis for you.- Woo!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Great work, great work.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33And the final one is a perfect snack for the movies.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Let's see it.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Zayd, what is it?- Popcorn?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Good job, you get three samojis for that.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43That's it, everyone.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46And I can reveal that...

0:20:46 > 0:20:48today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:48 > 0:20:50HEARTBEATS

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Erin!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Woo!

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Congratulations, Erin.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Yay!

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Woo!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07SQUEALS: Woo! That's a Finnish celebration.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08WHISTLE TOOTS

0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's a Brazilian one.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Erin, congratulations.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15I will be sending you a highly-prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20Zayd, Ewan, you played amazingly, but you don't go home empty-handed.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21We'll be sending you

0:21:21 > 0:21:24a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Congratulations, everyone.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Yay!- Woo!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Get your families back in the room.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- Family!- Come back! - Bring them in.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Big thanks to Zayd, Erin and Ewan,

0:21:35 > 0:21:38and your families for letting me create havoc around the house.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39You've been immense,

0:21:39 > 0:21:42it's been remote, and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Play the music! Ciao!

0:21:46 > 0:21:47ALL: Bye!