0:00:02 > 0:00:03SHE SPEAKS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Oh, hi.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Welcome to Remotely Funny!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Ooooooh
0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Yeah! #
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Hey, everyone! I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm coming in wirelessly,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42You can play if you're in your PJs, you can play if you're grounded,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and you can definitely play if you're off school sick,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47as long as you're not going to actually BE sick.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Today, I'm in Denmark.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53And if I'm here,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56where exactly are my brave Remotely Funny contestants today?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Let's meet them.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00First up, it's Eve.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- BOTH:- Hi!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Eve is 11, and from the Scottish Borders.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08She likes sewing, and has even made her own dresses.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10She loves watching old movies
0:01:10 > 0:01:12and cycling long distances.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Tell me who's with you today. - My mum.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- What's her name? - Her name's Marie.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Nice to meet you, Marie.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Hi.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20So, I heard you're a big fan of Shakespeare.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Do you have a favourite line from one of his plays?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Probably "to be or not to be".
0:01:26 > 0:01:27I know it's, like, a really cheesy one
0:01:27 > 0:01:30that mostly everyone knows, but I like it.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31I like it. I like it, too.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's simple, it's clear, it makes sense.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Eve, you're smart. I like you.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38So, it is time to meet...
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Katya!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- ALL:- Hi!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Hi, Katya.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Katya is ten years old and from Hertfordshire.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50She sings in a choir, and once sang in London's Royal Albert Hall.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53She plays violin and loves gymnastics.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Who are you with today?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'm with my mum,
0:01:56 > 0:02:00my dad and my sister, Helen.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04So, Katya, your mum is German and your dad is Italian.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06How did they meet?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Was it at a Eurovision Song Contest party?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Yay!- No!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12It was on a train.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Beautiful. Sounds very romantic.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Finally, we're connecting to Amy.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Everyone say hello to Amy! - Hi!- Hi, Amy.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Hi, Amy, how are you doing?- Good.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Amy is ten, and from County Antrim in Northern Ireland.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28She once won the title
0:02:28 > 0:02:30of Cheerleader Of The Year.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31She has two pet hamsters
0:02:31 > 0:02:33and loves ketchup - on all her food.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Who are you with?- I'm with my mum.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Amy, you are a cheerleader.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Can you show me a Remotely Funny cheer chant?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Remotely Funny is the best
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Let's go Remotely Funny! #
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Yes!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49That's what I like to hear, Amy.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Amy's mum - Remotely Funny is a very competitive show,
0:02:52 > 0:02:56and how will we know when Amy is concentrating hard?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- The tongue will be out, nearly touching the nose.- Oh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Can you show me that, Amy?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04That's the concentration face.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Let's everyone try to do her concentrating face.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ugh, ugh...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10My tongue...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13My tongue is literally the shortest tongue in the universe,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15but I'm not mad at that.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18OK, players, this is a contest,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and only one of you will be victorious.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It's game on. All adults, leave the room.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25All family members, leave the room.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Except for my contestants, of course.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Everyone, leave the room!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33All right, Katya, Eve and Amy,
0:03:33 > 0:03:37let me tell you about the glittering prize up for grabs.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Firstly, the acclaim of being
0:03:39 > 0:03:42crowned a Remotely Funny champion.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Secondly, this one-of-a-kind Remotely Funny hoodie -
0:03:45 > 0:03:47apart from the other 200 we made.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'm joking.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Look at it - in all its glory.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53You could wear it to Hoodie Con,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55the world's biggest hoodie convention.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Order yours today,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58by winning this game.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01OK, players - do your best game faces.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Argh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Raaar!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- That is creepy. - Rrr!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Wow, you girls are totally unladylike. I love that.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19This is Bedroom Bonanza.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20The rules are simple.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I name something, and you get it for me.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24I like this game.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27The first one back with the item
0:04:27 > 0:04:29wins three of my prized samojis.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I also like to give them out
0:04:31 > 0:04:33if you surprise me with something crazy or creative.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Item number one.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Go get me someone else's hairbrush.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Come on, who's it going to be?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Who's going to be back first? Is it going to be
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Amy or Katya or Eve...?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Come on, come on!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And Katya is back first, with a lovely hairbrush.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Amy, Eve, where are you?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh! And there we go.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Amy is coming in as a good number two.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Eve, where are you?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, there she is!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Katya, whose hairbrush is that? - My mum's.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04OK, well, Katya,
0:05:04 > 0:05:06you were back first, so you get three samojis for that.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Whoo!- Yes!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Item two.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Find something you would take with you
0:05:13 > 0:05:16to the International Space Station.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Come on, let's go!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What's it going to be?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It could be anything. Use your mind, use your brain.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24OK, Amy is back first.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Amy.. I see what you have here.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29You want to keep yourself entertained, don't you?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Eve, what do you have?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- Jacket.- Interesting.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Do you think it's colder
0:05:34 > 0:05:37at the Space Station, or warmer than here?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- I'm in Scotland, so probably warmer. - I'll take that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Katya, what do you have there
0:05:41 > 0:05:42and why would you take it with you?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44My elephant teddy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Cos...I love him!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Katya, your elephant is very sweet.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Well, Amy, it's going to be three samojis for you,
0:05:54 > 0:05:55for being back first.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Item three. The largest thing you can find
0:05:59 > 0:06:00that is green.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Come on!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Interesting.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Amy, is that really the largest thing you could find?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yep.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13OK, well, you know, it's a good size. What is it?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- A turtle!- OK.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Eve, what about yours?
0:06:17 > 0:06:18It's kind of big.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20It's just a big crocodile.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21OK. I like that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Katya, what is that?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's a cushion.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, it looks very comfortable. I love cushions.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Eve, you were back first,
0:06:28 > 0:06:30so you're getting three samojis!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Yay!- Yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33However, Katya,
0:06:33 > 0:06:34because I love cushions,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36you're getting one extra samoji.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Yay!- Yes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Let's have a look at the scores.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Amy and Eve are tied on three.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But Katya's in the lead
0:06:44 > 0:06:46with four samojis.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Congratulations.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm ready for a nose in the kitchen.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It is time for Food Flash.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# Oooooh
0:06:54 > 0:06:55# Yeah! #
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Let's go to the kitchen.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Go to the kitchen - now!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Pick me up. Take me there.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Come on, people, you've got samojis to win,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06and only four more chances to do it!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08So, for this game,
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture
0:07:10 > 0:07:12of one of my favourite Finnish dishes,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Samojis for the player who makes their dish look
0:07:18 > 0:07:20as close to the picture as possible.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23My favourite thing about Finland, of course, is the Finnish gravy.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26It's called ruskeakastike.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I carry a bottle with me wherever I travel.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Show me you've got the bottle.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Bring it close, I want to sniff it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Repeat after me - "I love ruskeakastike!"
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I love ruskavasta...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Awesome.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Today's dish is called Holdigagadoogero.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45And here it is.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46This beautiful creation
0:07:46 > 0:07:48features bagels delicately placed together
0:07:48 > 0:07:50with pink and blue icing.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Decorated with only the finest marshmallows,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55the delicious party rings form the tower windows.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57With the inedible party hat
0:07:57 > 0:07:59blending in seamlessly to top it off.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03The crushed cheese balls that form the moat are the work of a genius.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07And my beloved Finnish gravy finishes it off perfectly,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09as always.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14APPLAUSE
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Start cooking!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Go! Start.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22You're a top chef,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and shout orders at your mum, dad...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Come on, everybody.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Come on!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33You only have a couple of seconds left.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44KLAXON Stop cooking.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Everyone, stop cooking.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Put everything down.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Let's take a look at those finished dishes.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Katya, bring it close to me. Eve, Amy, show those dishes!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Let's see what you've made,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58see what you've created.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Katya, give me a little description on this dish.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Wooskadazee...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04CRASH
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Fallen over!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06I appreciate the effort.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Eve, tell me something about your dish.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It has tons of doughnuts and cheese.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Interesting.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Amy... I quite like YOUR dish.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Tell me something about it.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's the Leaning Tower of Bagels!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Beautiful.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Amy and Eve,
0:09:23 > 0:09:24you get one samoji each
0:09:24 > 0:09:26because you remembered the gravy.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27However, Katya,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30your dish was the closest-looking one
0:09:30 > 0:09:31to the actual picture.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33So you get three samojis.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Whaaa!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Yes.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I need proof it tastes as good as it should.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Bonus samojis for parents
0:09:41 > 0:09:43who convince me they love it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Get them to eat it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Get your parents to eat it!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Mm...!- Very delicious, huh?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Have a bite.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Fantastic. Never had anything like it.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Mmm, that Finnish gravy! Mmm.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Great job, everyone. All the parents tasted it,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05so that's a bonus samoji for everyone.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06THEY CHEER
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Amy - get close to the screen, please.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15How well do you think you know your family?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Very well.- OK.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well, for an extra samoji,
0:10:19 > 0:10:24who did your mum say she fights with over the comfy seat in the lounge?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Me.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Yes! You get an extra samoji for that. Good job.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Apparently you DO know your family quite well.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Enough of this food nonsense.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34It's time for samojis.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Eve has 5.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Amy has 6.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39But still in the lead is Katya,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41with 8 samojis.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43And as they say here in Denmark,
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I'm busting for the, uh...
0:10:44 > 0:10:46toilet.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yes, the word is exactly the same.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's time for Toilet Takedown!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Everyone head to their toilets.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Come on, people - you've got samojis to win,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03and only four more chances to do it!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Do not go for a wee-wee.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06No-no wee-wee.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08OK, everyone,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10here comes the question.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11And write your answers
0:11:11 > 0:11:13on the loo roll.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15If you don't know the answer -
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and I'd be amazed if you do -
0:11:17 > 0:11:18just guess.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21So the question is:
0:11:21 > 0:11:22In what year
0:11:22 > 0:11:25was the first flushing toilet invented?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Write your answers.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31So, in what year was the first flushing toilet invented?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33And don't show me yet.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I don't want to see it!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38KLAXON OK, does everyone have an answer?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Everyone show your numbers.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Amy, what does yours say?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- 1927.- Interesting. What about you, Eve?
0:11:45 > 0:11:471949.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Katya?- 1973.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50It's such a bad guess!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Katya... That is a very cute guess, I might say.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59However, Amy came the closest,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02because the correct answer is 1596.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Amy, that's three samojis for you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Yeah! Give me that movement.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I fancy a bit of LooTube. Check this out.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And stop.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'm going to ask you a question about this video,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23For an extra samoji...
0:12:23 > 0:12:26tell me, what do you think happens next?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Eve!- I think the cat falls off the car.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Let's have a look.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Miaow!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Well, Eve, that was the correct answer,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39because the cat jumps and falls off.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40The cat wasn't harmed, though.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43You see him running down there after that?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- You get an extra samoji for that, Eve.- Whoo!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49And Eve...can you come a little closer to me? Just Eve.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51This is just for you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Eve, you've got the chance to win an extra samoji.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57How well do you think you know your family?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Because earlier, we asked your mum:
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Who spends the most time singing in the shower?
0:13:02 > 0:13:03What was her answer?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- My dad.- Yes!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Good job! You get an extra samoji for that.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Whoo!- Because that was correct.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Toilet Takedown over.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14So, let's have a look at the scores.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Eve has 7, Katya has 8,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18and in the lead now is Amy,
0:13:18 > 0:13:19with 9 samojis.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Take me to that comfy seat.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Let's play Remotely Funny families.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Off to the living room, everyone. Take me to the living room!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Come on, everyone, I don't have all day.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42We're halfway through the game, but there's no time to relax.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Let's go!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Girls, good to see you have backup,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48because it's time for YOU to take a back seat.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52This is your parents' big chance
0:13:52 > 0:13:54to shine - on the living room stage.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Katya, come closer, will you?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I'll give you an extra samoji
0:13:58 > 0:14:01if you can tell me what your mum likes to sing at karaoke.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Mamma Mia.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yes!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You get an extra samoji for that. Good job.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Whoo!
0:14:10 > 0:14:12So, unfortunately for you girls, we're just going to find out
0:14:12 > 0:14:15how good your parents are at singing.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Parents, are you ready to finish the lyrics?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I don't know!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Great.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Contenders, find something your mums and dads can use as microphones.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Could be anything.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31What is that, Eve?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32It's a harmonica.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I like that choice! What about you, Amy?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- A TV remote.- Perfect.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Katya, what do you have?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Pens.- That works fine.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Parents, I'm going to play each of you a song,
0:14:44 > 0:14:45and when the music stops,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47you need to finish the lyrics
0:14:47 > 0:14:50and, if you don't know the lyrics, make them up!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Cos I'll also be awarding points for your performance style.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Katya's mum, you're going first.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Play the song.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# All these lights
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# They can't blind me
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# With your love
0:15:04 > 0:15:05# Nobody can drag me down... #
0:15:05 > 0:15:07KLAXON
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- # Down - # Nah nah
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# Nobody can drag me down, down, down
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Yeah! - # I have no idea...
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Yes!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# Nobody can drag me down.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yes! Yes, please!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Nobody can drag me down! #
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Ja, bitte. Great.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26# Nobody, nobody! #
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Whoo-whoo.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Your vocals are exquisite. - Thank you.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34So, here's what it SHOULD have sounded like.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37MUSIC: Drag Me Down by One Direction
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# Nobody, nobody
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Nobody can drag me down... #
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Amy's mum, it is your turn.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Hit the music!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- SHE MIMES - # So caught up in my job
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# Didn't see what's going on But now I know
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- SHE MIMES - # I'm better sleepin' on my own... #
0:15:55 > 0:15:57So... KLAXON
0:15:57 > 0:16:00# If you like the way
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# You look that much
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# Oh, baby, you can go and love yourself... #
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yes. Girl, preach!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08# And if you like the way
0:16:08 > 0:16:11# You look that much
0:16:11 > 0:16:14# Oh, baby, you can go and love yourself. #
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Yes, love yourself!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Everyone looking at this,
0:16:18 > 0:16:20just love yourself, OK? I was definitely moved by that.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Amy's mum, you were nearly word perfect.- Thanks!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26But here's the real deal.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28MUSIC: Love Yourself by Justin Bieber
0:16:28 > 0:16:30# If you like way you look that much
0:16:30 > 0:16:34# Oh, baby, you should go and love yourself... #
0:16:34 > 0:16:37No pressure, Eve's mum. Go, track!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39# It's not the end of the world
0:16:39 > 0:16:41# Yeah, we've all been there before
0:16:41 > 0:16:42# And it goes oh... #
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I feel it in my bones.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46OK, come on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50# I've no idea what the lyrics are
0:16:50 > 0:16:53# But they're all the same cos they're in a jar
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# Oh, oh oh-oh
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- # Oh, oh oh-oh... #- Yes!
0:16:57 > 0:17:01# I'm travelling down the road in my car
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- # Ooh ooh-ooh... #- Ooh!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I like that cheekiness you got there.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Good job, Eve's mum. Good job.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Lyrically, Marie should have been more like this...
0:17:11 > 0:17:14MUSIC: Hey Everybody! by 5 Seconds Of Summer
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# Hey, everybody
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# We don't have to live this way... #
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Eve, are you embarrassed at all?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Yes.- Awesome job.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23In that case,
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Eve's mum gets one samoji for cringe.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Whoo-hoo!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Amy's mum,
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I'm going to have to give you three samojis for being so on-point.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Katya's mum, it was beautiful,
0:17:35 > 0:17:37but it wasn't beautiful enough.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK, peeps, let's loop.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# You can go and love yourself.. #
0:17:43 > 0:17:44# Down, down, down... #
0:17:44 > 0:17:46# Oh oh-oh oh oh... #
0:17:46 > 0:17:47# No, baby... #
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# Nobooooody! #
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Oh, oh oh... #
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- # Don't, baby... - # Nobooooody! #
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Wow, everyone. That was amazing.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57So, it's time for samojis.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Eve has 8, Katya has 9,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02but Amy is out in front
0:18:02 > 0:18:03with 12 samojis.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06See you, Mum, see you, Dad.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Everyone out - no more help needed.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15OK, players, it is your last chance
0:18:15 > 0:18:17to win big.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20This game is called Say What You Seemojis.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28First person to buzz in and answer correctly
0:18:28 > 0:18:29wins the sought-after samojis.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You'll need a buzzer for this,
0:18:31 > 0:18:33so go and grab something
0:18:33 > 0:18:35that makes a pretty loud noise.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I sure got mine!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39(Squeak, ugly duckling, squeak.)
0:18:39 > 0:18:41IT SQUEAKS QUIETLY Yeah!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43BELL RINGS
0:18:43 > 0:18:44What is it?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- It's a cow bell.- Beautiful.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49What about you, Amy? What's your buzzer, can you show me it?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51IT RATTLES
0:18:51 > 0:18:52What is that?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- A cup filled with pasta. - OK. Interesting.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I've had that one before. It's a good one, though.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Eve, what is your buzzer?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01An upside-down fish-food box.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02SHE TAPS
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I think that's going to work,
0:19:04 > 0:19:05if you tap it loudly enough.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09OK. First one. Say what you seemoji.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14BELL RINGS
0:19:14 > 0:19:16OK. Katya. What is it?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Fire Alarm.- No!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Not quite.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Amy, you were in second, what do you think it is?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Fire Time?- No!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Not that either.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Eve, what do you think it is?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That was what Katya was going to say.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Oh, OK.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33In that case, no-one gets a samoji,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36because the right answer was Alarm Clock.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Next one - it is a TV show.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Eve, you were first.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Is it Around The World In 80 Days?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49No, Eve, that's the wrong answer.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51What about you, Katya, what do you think it is?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Fly Around The World?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Amy, what is it?
0:19:55 > 0:19:56All Over The Place?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yes, Amy. You get three samojis for that. Good job.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02OK, everyone, the final one is a song.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Eve, what do you think it is?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Is it Call Me Maybe?- Yes!
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Good job, Eve.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12You get three samojis for that.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Game over, girls.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16It is time for me to reveal...
0:20:18 > 0:20:21..today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24..Amy!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Yes!- Congratulations, Amy.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Whoo, whoo-whoo!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38That's a Finnish celebration.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40This is my Viking one.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42# Ahhhh! #
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Anyway - Amy, I will be sending you the main prize.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51The coveted Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Eve and Katya, you don't go home empty-handed,
0:20:54 > 0:20:58you'll get a highly collectible Remotely Funny souvenir.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59SHE GASPS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Get your families back in the room!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Shout for your parents and brothers and siblings
0:21:06 > 0:21:07and sisters and everyone.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Big, big, big thanks to you,
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Eve, Amy and Katya,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12and your families, for letting me
0:21:12 > 0:21:14loose around your homes.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16You've been immense, it's been remote
0:21:16 > 0:21:18and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Play the music!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Farvel!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Everyone dance!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Good job, Eve's mum!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- # Na na-na na na na-na na na-na - Whoo-whoo!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Ohhhhh
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# Yeah! #