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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Hi, everyone. I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:29 > 0:00:31the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK

0:00:31 > 0:00:33and dive right into your living room,

0:00:33 > 0:00:36so you never need to leave your house ever again!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm coming in wireless, hijacking your home,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and then offering you prizes.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44You can play if you're in your PJs, you can play if you're grounded,

0:00:44 > 0:00:47you can play if it's raining cats and dogs and you have allergies.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Today, I'm in India.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Where are my contestants?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Let's meet them!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Today's Remotely Funny players -

0:00:55 > 0:00:57first up it's Tyger! Hello, Tyger.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Yeah!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Ten-year-old Tyger is from Tyne And Wear,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04she loves writing stories and playing on her scooter.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05When she grows up, she would like to

0:01:05 > 0:01:08be a singer, actor, or even a spy!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Who's with you today?

0:01:10 > 0:01:14This is my dad, this is my cat,

0:01:14 > 0:01:16and this is my mum.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19And who's that behind you? I see someone at the door.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20My brother!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hello, brother, nice to meet you too.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Apparently the only languages you speak are cat and dog.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I mean, that's still pretty impressive.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Can you show me some of those?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34SHE BARKS

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No way! That sounds so real!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37What about cats?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40SHE MEOWS

0:01:44 > 0:01:45THE CAT MEOWS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47THEY LAUGH

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Did the cat understand what you said?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53She's saying, "Stop annoying me."

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Tyger's dad - you're an actor.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Let's do an improv warm-up with both of you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Picture the scene - you've just been told you've won Remotely Funny.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03What do you do?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- HE CRIES - Yes!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Is that crying out of joy?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Of course, you can have your own reactions.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Next up on my Remotely Funny hotline of dreams is Rocco!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Rocco and his band of merry men.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Say hello to Tyger and her clique.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- ALL:- Hi!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Rocco is 12 years old, and from Surrey.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25He likes playing on his guitar, mixed martial arts,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28and annoying his sister, but hates sesame prawns.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29He always sleeps in,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32so he has FOUR alarm clocks to get him up in the morning.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Who are you with today?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Um, I'm with my mum and my sister.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Rocco, I hear you have a gym at the bottom of your garden. Why?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44My mum uses it, mostly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Does she use it for gardening or going to the actual gym?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Going to the actual gym, yeah.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51OK, so who's doing the gardening?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- No-one.- No-one. It's a bit of a jungle.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57What kind of team-mate would your mum be?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59A very useless one!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Why do have her with you, then?!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I had no choice.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07So, finally, we're connecting to Amy!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Everyone say hello to Amy!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Hi, Amy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Amy is ten years old and from Birmingham.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15She loves singing and dancing, the heart-eyed emoji,

0:03:15 > 0:03:18gherkins and her two dogs, Coco and Poppy.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Amy hates walking, so prefers to skip and run everywhere.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Amy, who are you with today?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25My mum,

0:03:25 > 0:03:29the Bichon Frise, Poppy,

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- the Chihuahua, Coco.- Yes!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33We love a dog on this show!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35DOG BARKS

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Whoa! OK - bye, dogs!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Not feeling it.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Amy's mum - you've been preparing for this competition

0:03:46 > 0:03:48by swimming and walking the dogs.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50How do you think that'll help you today?

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Well, I'll have lots of energy for the challenges.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I love that. That's exactly what you need.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Families, can you just go and check that the other rooms

0:03:58 > 0:04:00in the house are still there?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02No need to come back and let us know.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04See ya!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Go! Get away! Gahh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Great. I only need my contenders now.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Rocco, Tyger and Amy, come closer.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Of course there's a mahoosive prize on offer

0:04:23 > 0:04:25to the one who can achieve greatness,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28with the bumper jumper I like to call the Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Look at it! Imagine yourselves wearing it! Order yours today...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34by winning this game.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37OK, players, show me your best game faces.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Rrarr!

0:04:38 > 0:04:42THEY ROAR/SCREAM

0:04:42 > 0:04:43This is Bedroom Bonanza.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46The rules are simple - I name something,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48you have to collect it for me.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50The first one back with the item wins three

0:04:50 > 0:04:53of my rarer-than-hens-teeth samojis.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Item number one.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Go get me something from under your bed.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Go! Get me something from under your bed.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04The first one back wins three samojis. Tyger's back first.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Here we go.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Amy, what did you bring me?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10A whiteboard pen!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12What about you, Tyger, what do you have?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16A comb slash...brush.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I would ask, "Why was that under the bed?"

0:05:18 > 0:05:20But I have, like, three of those under my bed,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22so let's not even go there.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Rocco, what do you have?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Um... A perfume box.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- A perfume box?- My sister's. - Under your bed?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Your sister's perfume box under YOUR bed?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Why is that?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40When she runs out of space, she puts it in my room.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh, OK.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Tyger, you were back first, so you get three samojis!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Woohoo! Yeah!

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Rocco, because I think that was super-weird, you get one samoji!

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Item number two.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Get me something you would wear on your back.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Come on.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04You can use your little creative minds with this.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07It doesn't have to be... Oh, and Rocco is back first.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Hmm.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Amy and Tyger are back. Great.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Amy, what did you bring me?

0:06:13 > 0:06:14A bag!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Interesting. That doesn't look like a backpack, though,

0:06:18 > 0:06:21so how would you wear that on your back?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm sure you'll get interesting stares downtown.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Rocco, what did you bring me.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Shoes!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31OK, so, how would you wear shoes on your back?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34You'd tie them like this and then you'd just sling them over.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Tyger, what did you bring me?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38A jacket!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Rocco, you were back first, so, Rocco, you get three samojis!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45HE HUMS

0:06:45 > 0:06:47And, Tyger, you get a bonus samoji, because you were the only one

0:06:47 > 0:06:50to bring anything back that you can actually wear on your back.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52SHE SCREAMS

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Onto the next item. Item number three.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Get me something hideous

0:06:57 > 0:06:59from your parent's wardrobe.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04And it's...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Whoa! Amy!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You parent's wardrobe is kind of close.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14OK, and Rocco's back and Tyger is too.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Amy, explain - is your parent's wardrobe right behind the laptop?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20No. I stole this, like, a couple of weeks ago.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Rocco, what did you bring me?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24It's a skirt...

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- OK.- ..that should be burned in fire. - THEY LAUGH

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Next up, Tyger.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31What do you have there?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33My dad's black sock!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36How can a black sock be hideous?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Because it's very smelly!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Come on, Tyger, give it a sniff.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44It's horrible! Euch!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46SAARA LAUGHS

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Amy, you were back first,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50so you get three samojis!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hey, Tyger - earlier,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58I asked your dad what thing annoys him most in the house.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Get this right, and I'll give you an extra samoji.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05What do you think annoys your dad most in the house?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08When I stay in the shower for too long?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10No! That's not the correct answer.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12The correct answer was...

0:08:12 > 0:08:15you and your siblings are always picking up the cat,

0:08:15 > 0:08:16who doesn't like it.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18You guys get charged a pound every time they do it,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21and they currently owe £7.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23And I never give him the money.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Wow.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's time for me to dish out some samojis,

0:08:27 > 0:08:29like an over-excited sprinkler system.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Amy's got three, but tied with four are Rocco and Tyger!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I don't know about you, but I've been overeating here in India,

0:08:39 > 0:08:41so a trip to the toilet would really help me out.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Let's go to the bathroom!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Four more games to go, and the next one takes place on the loo.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01In this game, you guess the answer.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Closest gets the samojis.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Write your answers on the closest thing to paper,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09which, in the bathroom, is the loo roll.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12How many times a week does a sloth poop?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Let's see what you guys have.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Four!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22One!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Seven!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27The correct answer is once a week!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30So, Tyger, you get three samojis!

0:09:30 > 0:09:33SHE SCREAMS

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Yes, you heard correctly - once a week.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Imagine all the things they must get done,

0:09:38 > 0:09:40if they don't spend all the time on the toilet.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Let's recompose ourselves with a LooTube clip.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45For an extra samoji, I'm going to ask you a question

0:09:45 > 0:09:47based on the LooTube clip,

0:09:47 > 0:09:50and the first one to flush the loo gets to answer.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, my goodness, how's that physically possible?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06It has such a tiny mouth, and those peanuts are so big!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13The question is - what colour was the bowl the chipmunk

0:10:13 > 0:10:14was eating the nuts from?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16TOILET FLUSHES Rocco, you were first.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What do you think the answer is?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Red.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yes, Rocco, that's the correct answer!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22The bowl was red.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25You get one samoji.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oi, Amy, come a bit closer.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Earlier, I asked your mum,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35who was the worst cook in the house.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37And what did she say?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Herself.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Yes! The correct answer is she's a terrible cook.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47She can't get anything to rise if she bakes.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49She's quite good at making pancakes.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- True.- Pancakes, you get it?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Because they're flat!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55SHE LAUGHS

0:10:55 > 0:10:57That's the end of Toilet Takedown.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Let's see who's swimming in samojis.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Amy's on four, Rocco's moved onto five,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06and Tyger takes the lead with seven.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09SHE SCREAMS

0:11:09 > 0:11:11To the kitchen for Food Flash!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Take me to the kitchen.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm now in the hallway.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Two games down! Catch those samojis while they're hot!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Rocco, are we there yet?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yes, we are!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34For this game, I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture

0:11:34 > 0:11:36of one of my favourite Finnish dishes,

0:11:36 > 0:11:38and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Samojis for the player who makes their dish look

0:11:40 > 0:11:42as close to the picture as possible.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44A Finnish celebration can not be

0:11:44 > 0:11:46truly enjoyed without

0:11:46 > 0:11:48lashings of gravy.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50When people say, "It's a different kind of gravy",

0:11:50 > 0:11:53they're talking about ruskeakastike.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I want you to tell that gravy

0:11:55 > 0:11:57how much it means to you. Go!

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Tell it to the gravy!

0:11:59 > 0:12:02I will have you with every meal!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05I will use you in every single dish, I promise!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Lovely. I feel a lot happier, instantly.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Rocco, it's your chance to add a bonus point to your score.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Come closer.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20How well do you think you know your mum?

0:12:20 > 0:12:21- A lot.- Mm-hmm.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Well, I spoke to her earlier, and she said this -

0:12:25 > 0:12:29somebody in the house breaks plates and glasses and tries to deny it.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33So, for one extra samoji, tell me who she was thinking about.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35My sister.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38No! That's the wrong answer, Rocco -

0:12:38 > 0:12:39it's you!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oh, you're so mean!

0:12:42 > 0:12:43I don't break anything!

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, your mum's a snitch.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47HE LAUGHS

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Today's dish is a true winner.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53It's known locally as Twig And Let Live.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54And here it is.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Today, our contestants will be giving dehydrated potato starch

0:12:59 > 0:13:01what it has coming to it...

0:13:01 > 0:13:03by slapping it on a plate and pelting snowballs at it.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06They'll then prod it with Twiglets before surrounding it

0:13:06 > 0:13:09with a moat of squeezy cheese, so it can't escape.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Now, trapped, they'll teach it one final lesson,

0:13:12 > 0:13:14by dousing in in Finnish gravy.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Start cooking!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I want carnage in the kitchen! Come on, now, Tyger!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30SHE SHOUTS

0:13:30 > 0:13:31You need the team! Here we go.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33I see father is coming for aid.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Every ingredient there is!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You need to make this dish perfect!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40CRASH!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42SAARA LAUGHS

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Amy's mum is in there as well.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Amy! Tell me what you're doing!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I'm making the Smash...

0:13:49 > 0:13:52really good.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Great. No-one forget the gravy.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57The gravy is the most important thing in the whole dish.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Four, three, two, one!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Stop cooking!

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Put everything down.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08It is time to take a look at your "Finnished" dishes.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Rocco, tell me something about this dish you just made.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15This dish is the finest of its kind.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Amy, give me a posh explanation.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- POSH VOICE:- It is very posh!

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Tyger! What is your dish looking like?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25This is amazing.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's, like, so tasty.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Rocco...

0:14:29 > 0:14:30your dish looks just like the picture,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32so you get three samojis!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Yeah!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But, Tyger, for some reason

0:14:37 > 0:14:38you managed to get cow hearts

0:14:38 > 0:14:41on your plate, so you get one extra samoji.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43SHE SCREAMS

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Parents - for an extra samoji, dig in!

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I want to see you enjoy that dish.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Rocco's mum, you better love it!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55The cheese, the Twiglet, everything - mmm!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Oh, Rocco's mum's really going for it.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Amy's mum, come on, come on. I know you can do it.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm going to push it in your face(!)

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Rocco, did your mum go puke, or something?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No! She loved it too much.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10She had to go make more.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12SAARA LAUGHS

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Everyone gets bonus samojis for trying it out! Congratulations.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17THEY CHEER

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Great job, parents, great job.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Amy moves on to five,

0:15:21 > 0:15:25and Tyger and Rocco are tied in the lead once again, with nine!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27THEY CHEER

0:15:27 > 0:15:29It's time to meet your Remotely Funny families!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31To the living room!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Only two more samoji-winning chances left!

0:15:42 > 0:15:47Now, Amy, I hope you think your mum's moves are cool,

0:15:47 > 0:15:51otherwise your face is about to be the same colour as your hair.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Hold up, and show me that your pedometers are set to zero.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Now, put the pedometers on.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Take a look at these crazy moves.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07You're about to lose all confidence

0:16:07 > 0:16:10in your ability to deliver them.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13MUSIC: Mundian To Bach Ke by Panjabi MC

0:16:16 > 0:16:18THEY LAUGH

0:16:30 > 0:16:33SHE SINGS ALONG

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Oh. Sorry.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Parents - dance!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38And don't bhangra your heads!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40MUSIC: Mundian To Bach Ke by Panjabi MC

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Now, guys, tell your parents to work faster!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Faster!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Oh, Rocco's mum, she really got the gist of it.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50THEY LAUGH

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh, that is painful.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Ooh, Tyger's dad!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55He definitely is an actor.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Amy's mum, come on!

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You can do better than that!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Move those legs!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05THEY LAUGH

0:17:07 > 0:17:11OK, stop dancing, stop dancing, everyone. Eurgh.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Come back to the camera, everyone.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Now...

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Tyger's dad, you get one samoji

0:17:17 > 0:17:19for overall best performance.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- THEY SCREAM - Come on!

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Wonderful.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Amy's mum, you get one samoji for cringe!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29THEY LAUGH

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Congratulations.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now, everyone hold up your pedometers.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35This is the science!

0:17:35 > 0:17:36Amy's says 78.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Rocco's says 75.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41And Tyger's says 87!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Tyger, you get three samojis for most steps on pedometer.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45THEY SCREAM

0:17:45 > 0:17:46OK, peeps. Let's loop.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Hi... OK. OK, I'll let them know.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Thanks.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Matt, that was the Association of Dad Dancing,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15and they want to make you a lifetime member.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Yes!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Now, let's look at those samojis.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Amy's got six, Rocco stays on nine,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25but leaping into the lead is Tyger on 13!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27THEY SCREAM

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Mums, dads, I heard there's a rumpus at the roller disco.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36You should probably go check that out! We've got business to do.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Come on! Leave!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I only need Amy, Tyger and Rocco.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49OK. This is your last chance, peeps.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51You can do this!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Well, one of you can.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Now, go and get a buzzer!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Anything you can find that makes a deafening noise.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Does everyone have their buzzers?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I've got mine.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05HER BANGLES JANGLE

0:19:05 > 0:19:06BELL RINGS

0:19:06 > 0:19:08TOY SQUEAKS

0:19:08 > 0:19:09PAN LID CLANGS

0:19:09 > 0:19:11This game is called Say What You See-mojis.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16First person to buzz in

0:19:16 > 0:19:17and answer correctly

0:19:17 > 0:19:20wins the sizzling samojis.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21First Say What You See-moji...

0:19:23 > 0:19:26It's a phrase. PAN LID CLANGS

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Rocco, what is it?

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Raining cats and dogs.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yes! That's the correct answer,

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Rocco - it's raining cats and dogs.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34You get three samojis.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Yay!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39OK. Here comes the next one.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41What is this?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44PAN LID CLANGS/BELL RINGS

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Rocco, what is it?

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Starfish.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yes! That's right, Rocco,

0:19:49 > 0:19:51the correct answer is starfish.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54That's another three samojis for you, congratulations.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56And the final one is a TV show.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59TOY SQUEAKS

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Tyger, what is it?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04The Great British Bake off!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes, Tyger, that's correct, it's The Great British Bake Off.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09You get three samojis.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yay! Yeeeaaah!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Game's up.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17They had each others' backs in the bedroom, went to the toilet,

0:20:17 > 0:20:21conquered the kitchen and saw each other squirm in the sitting room.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24I can reveal that today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:27 > 0:20:30..Tyger! With 16 points.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Congratulations, Tyger.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34SHE SQUEALS

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Celebrate the Finnish way - give your reindeer the night off,

0:20:44 > 0:20:46and both hit the sauna.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48But if you want to celebrate Bollywood style,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50you better hope the whole street can dance.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Tyger, get ready to party in your Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Amy and Rocco, we will be sending you

0:20:55 > 0:20:57a Remotely Funny souvenir.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You can't ever forget us!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Get you families back in the room.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Family! Come back in!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Family!

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Big thank you to Tyger, Rocco, Amy and your families

0:21:08 > 0:21:11for letting me go AWOL in your homes.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15You've been immense, it's been remote, and we've been pretty funny.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Play the music!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21THEME MUSIC PLAYS