0:00:06 > 0:00:09Oh, hello! Welcome to Remotely Funny!
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0:00:30 > 0:00:33Hi, everyone. My name is Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:33 > 0:00:36the show that has the power to go anywhere in the UK and dive right
0:00:36 > 0:00:40into your living room so you never need to leave your house ever again.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Ha-ha! I'm serious.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43I'm coming in wirelessly,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47You can play if you're in your PJs,
0:00:47 > 0:00:49you can play if you're grounded,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52you can even play if your dad's being stingy about petrol
0:00:52 > 0:00:55cos there's absolutely no travelling involved whatsoever.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Today, I'm in Poland.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Let's meet my Remotely Funny contestants.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04First up is Jessica. Hello, Jessica.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- Hey.- Hi.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Jessica's 12 years old and lives by the sea in County Down,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Northern Ireland.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12She loves sailing, boogie boarding and has just started windsurfing.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Jessica's weirdest habit is dipping her chips into her drink and
0:01:15 > 0:01:17then eating them.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Tell me who's with you today.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I'm here with my brother Xander, my sister Tara,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25my brother Nicky and my mum Catherine.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Great to meet you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Your dad's a fisherman.- Yeah. - Talk to me about scampi and chips.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- What is that?- Well, scampi is the end meat of a prawn and...
0:01:34 > 0:01:39- It's cooked in batter at a high temperature.- It's so nice.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40It's absolutely gorgeous.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44You've got me hook, line and sinker. Well, it is time to meet Matthew.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Matthew, say hello to Jessica and family.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- Hello! Hi, Jessica.- Hi.- Hi.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Wrong hand.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Matthew's 13 years old, from County Durham.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55His hobbies include break dancing,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57playing the guitar, and the ukulele.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59He admits to only wearing one sock when he's in the house
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and he's not a fan of olives.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Who are you with? - I'm with my step-dad Alistair,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08my cousin Ashley and my mum Lynne.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Is it true that your mum makes you busk on holiday
0:02:10 > 0:02:12so you can pay your way?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's a bit more optional but, eh...essentially, yeah.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Can I see some proof of your talent?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# I knew I wouldn't forget you
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# And so I went and let
0:02:26 > 0:02:30# You blow my mind... #
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Lovely, Matthew, lovely!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Finally, we're connecting to...Emma! Hello, Emma.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Everyone, say hello to Emma. - Hello!- Hi!- Hi!
0:02:41 > 0:02:4312-year-old Emma's from Dorset.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Her nicknames include Emmy and Baby Buglet.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48She enjoys dancing and rollercoasters but hates
0:02:48 > 0:02:49marshmallows.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52If Emma was Prime Minister she would paint absolutely everything pink.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Emma, who are you with?- I'm with my big sister Lauren and my dad Theo.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Well, wonderful to meet you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Emma, you're all about singing and dancing.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Can I see just a bit of your favourite dance move?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Ready?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Wow! I was not expecting that but I love it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14You definitely are one talented bunch, everyone.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17But it's time to move. Families, get out of town!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Or at least the room, for starters.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22You're no longer required. Leave me with my players.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Let me tell you what you could be running off into the distance with -
0:03:25 > 0:03:29firstly, the unbeatable title of Remotely Funny Champion,
0:03:29 > 0:03:32and secondly, the all-singing, all-dancing,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34hood-tastic Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36It's basically priceless.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39If you sold it online you would get nothing for it!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41No, really. Priceless.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And you can order yours today by winning this game.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Now, I know you lot have said you're up for it but I need you to
0:03:47 > 0:03:49prove it. Show me your game faces!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yes! Let's play.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00This is Bedroom Bonanza.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03The rules are simple - I name something, you have to collect it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08The first one back with the item wins three of my Samojis.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11The first item I want you to get is the biggest thing you can find
0:04:11 > 0:04:13that's red.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Go, go, go! Oh!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Matthew, you are first.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- But is that really the biggest thing you could find?- Yeah, in this room.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24What about Jessica? Wow, OK, I like that.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Where's Emma?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oh, there she is. Matthew, what is that?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- It's a phone case. - Emma, what do you have there?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I've got my mum's coat.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Wonderful. What about you, Jessica? - It's my touch lamp.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I love that you put some thought behind that.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43However, Matthew, you were first so you get three Samojis.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Emma, yours was the biggest so you get one extra Samoji for that.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Next item - I want to see something...borrowed.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Bring me something that's borrowed, that's not your own,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59that you had to borrow from someone. It could be anything.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, Emma is back first! And Matthew second.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06And Jessica third. Ooh, Jessica, you borrowed someone's phone?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- To play games on. - Emma, what do you have?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I have a highlighter that my sister gave me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13What about you, Matthew?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- These are my step-dad's glasses. - Wonderful.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Emma was back first so, Emma, you get three Samojis.- Whoo!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And the final item I want you to get is something you would
0:05:24 > 0:05:28pretend is new and give to a friend as a present. You got that?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Go get me something you would pretend is new and give to
0:05:30 > 0:05:33a friend as a present. Ooh, Jessica, what is that?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36It is a summer rain and forest berries candle.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I am completely and utterly obsessed with scented candles.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What about you, Emma, what do you have?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Well, I've got a pillow. - Do your friends like pillows?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Just one.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I'm just going to have to take that. Matthew, what is that?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50It's a dressing gown.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Which one of your friends would like your old dressing gown?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- None of them.- You would be pretending it's new, so, you know...
0:05:55 > 0:05:59However, Jessica, you were back first so you get three Samojis.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Yaaaas!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ooh! Look at you with the internet make-up lingo.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07"Yass, girl, highlight it to the gods."
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Matthew, I'm obsessed with dressing gowns so you get one Samoji.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yay.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Let's see some Samojis.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24There's a rumble in my tumble which can only mean one thing -
0:06:24 > 0:06:27it's time to raid the fridge for Food Flash!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31# Ooooh, yeah! #
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Everyone to the kitchen!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36And make sure you wash your hands, you little mung monsters.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Take me to the kitchen.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Come on, peeps, you got Samojis to win and there's still four more
0:06:42 > 0:06:44horrendously hard games to come.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I still like a taste of home every now and then because in Finland -
0:06:48 > 0:06:51where I'm from - we have the most superb cuisine,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54and for this game I'm going to show you a Food Flash picture of one
0:06:54 > 0:06:59of my favourite Finnish dishes and you have 45 seconds to recreate it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Samojis for the player who makes their dish look as close to
0:07:02 > 0:07:03the picture as possible.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06A Finnish kitchen is a waste of space without at least one
0:07:06 > 0:07:08bottle of ruskeakastike.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Or gravy to you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Everyone, make me proud to be Finnish and shout,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14"I love ruskeakastike!"
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- ALL: "I love ruskeakastike!" MATTHEW:- La-da-da-da-da.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Great job. Today's dish is called... SHE SPEAKS DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
0:07:21 > 0:07:22And here it is.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26This delight is made up of mushed petits pois, inorganic party
0:07:26 > 0:07:29ring eyes tenderly removed from the biscuit tin and nestled on
0:07:29 > 0:07:31the puffy pea.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Next, crunchy packet-bought tortillas are skilfully
0:07:34 > 0:07:36styled into horns,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38fresh tinned carrot batons
0:07:38 > 0:07:41and plain bouja are sculpted as teeth.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45The visage effect is achieved by a few positioned squirts of
0:07:45 > 0:07:46ketchup and, of course,
0:07:46 > 0:07:50a healthy dollop of the famous Finnish gravy, ruskeakastike.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54SHE SNIFFS
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ah! Delicious.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57APPLAUSE
0:07:57 > 0:08:00TIMER BEEPS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Start cooking!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Start shouting orders!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You're going to need all the help you can get.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Matthew, shout for your parents.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I forgot my...
0:08:12 > 0:08:17INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Emma, tell me where you are with your dish.- I can't open it!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26You don't have all day. Jessica, don't forget the gravy.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28The gravy is the most important part of the whole dish.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No-one can forget the gravy.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Come on, Matthew, I see you're good at team work.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36What about you, Jessica? Come on, get everyone into it!
0:08:36 > 0:08:41I repeat, do not forget the gravy. Do not forget the gravy!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Three, two, one!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46KLAXON BLARES Stop cooking!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Put everything down. It is time to take a look at your finished dishes.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Jessica, show me your dish.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56It is mushed peas, tortilla chips and gravy.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Wonderful. You can put it down now.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Emma, show me your dish and tell me about it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05For the face you've got some mushy peas and some carrots
0:09:05 > 0:09:08and some spicy noodle-y things.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- And some gravy. - Wow, that came right off the shelf.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Matthew, it's time for you to show your dish and tell me about it.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18That's mushy peas, some party rings, we have some carrots,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21some crushed tortilla chips, we have some noodles
0:09:21 > 0:09:24which really tops off the brilliance of this dish.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Then we have some Smarties just to zazz it up a little bit.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- I think it goes well together. - Wonderful.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Emma, your dish looked the closest to the original picture
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- so you get three Samojis. - Whoo!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Matthew, you get one extra Samoji because you really sold the dish
0:09:40 > 0:09:47- to me.- Thank you! It's very easy to sell as it is, absolutely sublime.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51That's good. It is time to discover just how good it really is.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Bonus Samojis for parents that don't just try it but show complete
0:09:56 > 0:09:58commitment to the dish. Come on, get your parents to try it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- We need a big spoon. - Mushy peas as well.
0:10:01 > 0:10:07There we go. Jessica, get your mum to eat it and taste it and enjoy it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11I see Emma's father is going in with it and he is actually enjoying it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Going in a third, not a fourth, but the fifth time with his lovely fork.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Both Matthew's mother and step-dad is enjoying it. How lovely.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Come on, Dad.- Everyone gets bonus Samojis for trying it out.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Great job, everyone.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Jessica, lean in and bring your face next to mine. Your mum told me
0:10:33 > 0:10:35she does an impression that really embarrasses you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39For an extra Samoji, what did she say it was?
0:10:39 > 0:10:44I think it's when a music beat gets faster, she goes...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47And gets really into the song. And it's...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49That sounds like feeling the beat.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Well, that just cost you your extra Samoji because the correct answer
0:10:52 > 0:10:56was she does a Yoda impression that you really hate.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Jessica's mum, it's only right that we hear it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Can you come to the camera and show us?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- AS YODA:- Oh, Yoda!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06That is disturbing. Let's see our Samoji situation.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17SHE ATTEMPTS TO SPEAK POLISH
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I actually have no clue how to pronounce that cos I'm not Polish
0:11:21 > 0:11:23but it means, "Where's the toilet?"
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Let's go to the toilet!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Everyone, take me to the toilet, it is time for Toilet Takedown.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Dad, it don't stretch.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Is everyone hovering, ready to go?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You need to write your answers on the closest thing to paper,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46which in the bathroom is, of course, loo roll.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48And here comes the question.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51The UK's Pollyanna Woodward holds the world record
0:11:51 > 0:11:54for the longest journey ever taken using a water jetpack.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58But how far in miles did she travel?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01The UK's Pollyanna Woodward holds the world record
0:12:01 > 0:12:04for the longest journey ever taken using a water jetpack.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07But how far in miles did she travel?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08KLAXON BLARES
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- OK, does everyone have an answer? - Yeah.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Tear it off and bring it to the screen.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Emma, what does yours say?- 20 miles.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- What about you, Matthew?- 20 miles.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Jessica?- 8 miles.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Well, the correct answer
0:12:24 > 0:12:28is 22.64 miles so that means,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Emma and Matthew, you both get three Samojis.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Yes!- Please put your loo rolls and pens down.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Forget reading on the toilet - I prefer to watch LooTube.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Check out my catch from the hood.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41MUSIC: Turn Down For What By DJ Snake, Lil Jon
0:12:49 > 0:12:52For an extra Samoji, I'm going to ask you
0:12:52 > 0:12:53a question about the LooTube clip.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57The first one to flush the toilet gets to answer, OK?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58What colour and pattern
0:12:58 > 0:13:01were the blankets the cats were rocking out on?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Matthew?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Was it...checkered?- No!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10That is not the correct answer. What about you, Emma?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Red and it had, like, tartan on it. - Yes! That is the correct answer.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- You get an extra Samoji.- Whoo!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's take a look at the Samoji board.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26It is time to move to the living room.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33All right, contenders, onwards!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Just two more Samoji-winning games to go.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Who will be crowned our winner?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44It is time to play Remotely Funny Families, but first,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Emma - you like to perform, right? - Yeah.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Your dad told me he likes to really embarrass you
0:13:50 > 0:13:51when he comes to support you.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54For an extra Samoji, what does he say he does?
0:13:54 > 0:13:58He shouts out my name before any, like, performance.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Yes. That is the correct answer, you get an extra Samoji for that.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Whoo!- Emma's dad, I need to see an example of that.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yeah, go, Em!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11She's already dying. Well, there's still time for the tables to turn.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Emma, what's your dad's own performance skills like?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- He's got two left feet. - Oh, wonderful.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Well, we'll see about that.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Matthew, we know you can hold a tune but what's your mum's voice like?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Eh, it's all right. Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's all right? OK, well, Jessica, what about your mum?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Can you show me how she sings?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31THEY LAUGH
0:14:31 > 0:14:35No? It's that bad? We're about to find out just how good they are.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Parents, are you ready to Finish The Lyrics?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oooh!
0:14:40 > 0:14:45So, players, find something your parents can use as a microphone.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47It could be anything, use your imagination,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49it could be utensils, hairspray.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- All right, Jessica, what do you have there?- A Wii remote.- Wonderful.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Emma, what about you? - Television remote.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Matthew, do you have a remote, too? - Yes.- It'll just have to do.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Parents, I want you to really show off your vocal ability -
0:15:02 > 0:15:05or lack of it - in this game. Don't let your kids down.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08This footage will last forever. Keep that mind.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10And make sure you do it in style.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16you need to finish the lyrics.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19OK? And if you don't know the lyrics, make them up.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Matthew's mum, you're going first. Play the song!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# You held me down, but I got up
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# Get ready cos I've had enough
0:15:27 > 0:15:30# I see it all, I see it now
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# I got the eye of the
0:15:33 > 0:15:34# Tiger
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# Da-da-da, da-da-da... #
0:15:36 > 0:15:38SHE LAUGHS
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# La-la-la-ha-ha
0:15:41 > 0:15:45# You're gonna hear me roar
0:15:45 > 0:15:46# Ooh! #
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I love that. Well, Matthew, how do you feel about that?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It was certainly entertaining.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I can see where you get the singing abilities.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57THEY LAUGH
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Very strong in my family. - Matthew's mum,
0:15:59 > 0:16:03it was a promising start but you should have sung like this.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# A fighter
0:16:05 > 0:16:07# Dancing through the fire
0:16:07 > 0:16:10# Cos I am a champion
0:16:10 > 0:16:14# And you're gonna hear me roar... #
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Jessica, it's your mum's turn now. Hit the music.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18# To go to plan
0:16:21 > 0:16:24# I don't want you to leave, will you hold my hand... #
0:16:24 > 0:16:25All right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# Oh, won't you
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Stay with me
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# Cos you're all I need... #
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Come on!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# I don't know the words
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# So I'm gonna fake it till the end. #
0:16:42 > 0:16:43That was wonderful.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Jessica, your little brother was awesome but your mum should
0:16:47 > 0:16:48have sounded more like this.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52# Won't you stay with me?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57# Cos you're all I need... #
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And, finally, last but hopefully not least,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Emma's dad. Go, track!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# I'm up on him, he up on me
0:17:07 > 0:17:09# Don't pay him any attention
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# I cried my tears for three good years
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# You can't be mad at me
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# If you like it then you
0:17:16 > 0:17:17# Should have put a ring on it
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# If you like it, put a ring on it
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh-oh
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# If you like it then you're gonna put a ring on it... #
0:17:26 > 0:17:27HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:17:27 > 0:17:30LAUGHTER
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Wonderful!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Emma, your dad gave Beyonce a run for her money but here's the
0:17:36 > 0:17:37real deal.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40# Cos if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# Don't be mad once you see that he want it
0:17:44 > 0:17:46# If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it... #
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Matthew's mum, you get one Samoji for style.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Jessica's mum, you get one Samoji for cringe.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Emma's dad, you get three Samojis for overall best performance.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00CHEERING
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Whoo! - That was amazing.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's time to loop.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06# Stay with me
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- # Whoa-oh-oh - # Oooh!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- # Me - # Whoa-oh-oh
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- # Oooh! - # Me
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- # Whoa-oh-oh - # Oooh! #
0:18:14 > 0:18:16HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Matthew, come closer, will ya?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Earlier, I asked your mum to tell me the one thing she does that
0:18:22 > 0:18:25embarrasses you the most. If you can tell me what she said,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I'll give you a little something extra.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Is it showing embarrassing baby pictures?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33That is the correct answer, Matthew!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- You get one extra Samoji for that. - Yay!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I'm in your house so why have I not seen them yet?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42There better be a diaper picture. Oh, Matthew, you're so cute!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44BABY TALK
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Much cuter now, though.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Aw.- Aw.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Samojis are like music to my ears.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02It's the last chance to win big and you're on your own now.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Your parents can't save you, so out with the parents. Get out!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I only need my contestants.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17OK, everyone, come closer to me, will ya?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18I need all of your attention.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22It's the last chance to win big and this game is called
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Say What You Seemojis.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Look at my Samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins the
0:19:30 > 0:19:33final Samojis. Now, go and get a buzzer.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Anything you can find that will get my attention. Matthew, what is that?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- A horn. - HORN TOOTS
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Emma, what is that?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Fart machine.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43ELECTRONIC FART
0:19:43 > 0:19:47I've seen this one before. Jessica, what did you get?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48- A whistle. - WHISTLE TOOTS
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Superb buzzers. First one - Say What You Seemoji.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54HORN TOOTS
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Matthew, what is this?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Crying baby.- Not quite. Very close.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Jessica, you were next, what is it?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Crying baby.- No. What about you, Emma, what do you think?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Cry baby.- Yes!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Emma, you get three Samojis for that.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Great job. Here comes the next one.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It's a song. Any idea?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15HORN TOOTS Matthew, what is it?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Hold Back The River.- Yes!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- That means three Samojis for you. - Yay.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23And the final one is a TV show.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27So I see a TV...there's a sofa...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29HORN TOOTS Matthew?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Is it Gogglebox?- Yes!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34That just got you three more Samojis.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39- Yay!- That's it, an incredible Samoji showdown. So silence, please.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I can reveal...
0:20:41 > 0:20:45SHE IMITATES DRUMROLL
0:20:45 > 0:20:47..today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- ..Emma! - Yeah!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Yay! - Emma, congratulations.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Ooh, that's a Finnish celebration.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Fetch me some sausage!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08That's a Polish one.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Emma, I will be sending you TV's hottest merchandise -
0:21:11 > 0:21:13the Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Matthew and Jessica, you don't go home empty-handed -
0:21:16 > 0:21:20we'll be sending you a totally awesome Remotely Funny souvenir.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Now, get your families back in the room!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24THEY SHOUT
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Dad!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Mum, are you coming?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Now, big thanks to you, Matthew, Jessica and Emma
0:21:31 > 0:21:33and your families, of course,
0:21:33 > 0:21:36for letting Remotely Funny turn your homes into mad houses.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You've been immense, it's been remote
0:21:38 > 0:21:40and we've all been pretty funny. Play the music!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Oooh, yeah!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- # Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na - Whoo-whoo
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- # Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na - Whoo-whoo
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- # Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na - Whoo-whoo
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- # Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na - Whoo-whoo... #
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Bye-bye, it was really nice to meet you, everyone.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- # Na, na, na, na, na, na-na-na - Whoo-whoo
0:22:03 > 0:22:07# Oooh, yeah! #