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0:00:02 > 0:00:04He loves me, he loves me not.

0:00:04 > 0:00:05He loves me.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07He loves me not.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10He really loves me!

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Oh, hi.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13This is what is on today's Remotely Funny.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Waah!

0:00:18 > 0:00:22SINGING

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Woo, woo!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27I'm a friendly ghost!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29I know it's only petals on a flower,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32but from where I come, it means I'm legally married to Shawn Mendes.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ooh, yeah!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49# Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Ooh, yeah! #

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59The game show that dresses adult up as babies

0:00:59 > 0:01:01and turns your chin into a pop star.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04After travelling the world and pondering the big questions like,

0:01:04 > 0:01:08why don't people eat more sausages and why isn't the word "Samoji"

0:01:08 > 0:01:12in the dictionary, I've decided that the UK is the place for me.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16And today, I'm coming to you from Dull in Perthshire, Scotland.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Did you know that Dull is twinned with the town

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Boring in the UK USA, and Bland in Australia?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Oh, it actually says it on the sign behind me.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Ha-ha! Anyway, if I'm in Dull, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32First up is... Libby! Hello, Libby.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34ALL: Hello!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Hi, I'm Libby.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40I'm nine and I come from Warwickshire.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44I really enjoy reading, acting and baking.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45This is my mum.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48She really likes to play netball.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50This is my dad.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52He's a Bolton Wanderers superfan.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54This is my brother.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58He's sport mad, especially about boxing.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02We'd better see who you are up against.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03It's Joe.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Libby's team, say hello to Joe and his motley crew.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09ALL: Hello!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Hello, my name is Joe and I'm from Cornwall and this is my mum.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16She is very good at singing and baking.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17# La-la la! #

0:02:17 > 0:02:19This is my sister.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22And she's really annoying because she steals all my stuff.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29And this is my dad and he used to be world champion tennis player.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31And this is my friend, Harry.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34He is very good on a scooter and he's really funny.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38And this is Harry's mum.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41She always takes us to the beach.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45You've got stiff competition today, but you do have a secret weapon.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Joe's dad, can you teach me the perfect serve?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Absolutely. 15-0!

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Epic!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Will it be game, set and match for you?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57ALL: Yes!

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Aha. Nice.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Well, let's meet our final contender. It's...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Amelia! Everyone say hi to Amelia's team.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- ALL: Hi!- Hiya.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Hi, I'm Amelia from East Lothian.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14I love gymnastics and horse riding and this is the rest of my team.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16This is my mum.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19She loves baking banana loaf and riding.

0:03:19 > 0:03:24This is my dad, he loves surfing and cycling up mountains.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27And this is my little brother Archie.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32He loves bouncing up and down on the trampoline and being noisy.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Let's see some Team Amelia spirit, shall we?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37ALL: One, two, three! Whoosh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I like.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40That was very visually pleasing.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43A firework handshake, I like it.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Let me tell you what one of you will be winning today.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's the Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49This prize has everything.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53It's light, flexible, sleeps four and goes up in seconds.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, wait. That's a tent.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Never be embarrassed in public again by winning and wearing this hoodie.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00To the kitchen.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I want you to do it in the style of a friendly ghost.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Woo! Woo! We don't have all day.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Remember to do the friendly ghost thing. I know it's weird.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Woo, woo! - I'm the friendly ghost!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Grab yourself a treat and prepare to be entertained.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's time for Kitchen Lol-ympics!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Today's show is sponsored by Ruskaekastike gravy.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- The kind of gravy you will try once. - Ugh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Today's game is Big Babies!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Waah!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Team captains,

0:04:39 > 0:04:43ever wondered what it would be like to feed your parents baby food?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46If the answer is yes, then you've come to the right place.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49All your big babies need to do is guess three of the key ingredients

0:04:49 > 0:04:52and I will give you some sweet Samoji action.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Babies, come in.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55It's time for food.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58KIDS GIGGLE

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, wow! There they are.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, first up, Libby.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Is your big baby potty trained? - No! No, he's not.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10They might need the toilet after this.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- Joe, do you think your baby's cute? - No!- No.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Amelia, what about your baby? - Very...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21..blue.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Waah!

0:05:22 > 0:05:23He sounds hungry.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's time to feed Libby's baby.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Open wide, Libby's dad! Here comes the aeroplane.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35He wants it! He wants his food! There you go.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Open wide!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, nice!

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- What does it smell like, Libby? - Like really bad curry!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Waah!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48SAARA CHUCKLES

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Can you name three of the ingredients?- Tuna.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Carrots and tomato.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Well, let's see what it actually contained.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It contained salmon, parsnip and peas!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03So sorry, Libby's team, no samojis for that!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Huh!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Joe, I can see your big babies licking their lips.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10They must be hungry.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Make sure you take a big spoonful.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Get that food ready.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19THEY LAUGH Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Here comes the train!

0:06:22 > 0:06:27Oh, nice! Oh, you're making a mess, Joe's baby.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Can you name three of the ingredients?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Finnish gravy,

0:06:32 > 0:06:34potatoes,

0:06:34 > 0:06:36carrots...

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well, let's see what your jar actually contained.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40It contained...

0:06:40 > 0:06:45..chicken, parsnip and potato.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47You get one samoji for potato!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49THEY CHEER

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Congratulations.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Great taste buds you have there.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Amelia, I'm so sorry your big baby

0:06:55 > 0:06:57had to wait so long for his din-dins.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Better give them a really big spoonful, like extra big.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03He is hungry.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05He can't wait.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, wow! That was a big spoonful, even for me.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I could not take that.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Well, you have to give him an extra big one now.

0:07:15 > 0:07:22Oh, yeah! Now, big baby, can you name three of the ingredients?

0:07:22 > 0:07:27Chicken, potatoes and carrots.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Well, your jar actually contained...

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cauliflower, potato and turkey,

0:07:33 > 0:07:37so you also get one samoji for getting potatoes right.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Yes!

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Amelia, how did it feel to feed your own dad?- Very fun.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Joe, what was it like feeding your baby?- Not nice to look at.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51SHE CHUCKLES

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Well, that's not nice.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- Libby, was it fun? - It smelled horrible.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I can't tell a lie.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Make sure you burp those babies,

0:08:00 > 0:08:01because that's what you do to babies.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04BURP Give them a tap on the back.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06HE BURPS

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Try not to throw up, babies!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Aargh.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Libby, fancy winning an extra samoji?- Yes.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Let's play Home Truths.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22So I'm going to ask you a question

0:08:22 > 0:08:25and you can't be peeking or conferring or cheating.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I want you to write your answer down on the paper.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Here is the question.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Libby, what is your dad's worst habit?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Now, don't hold back, my friend.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38This is your chance to tell the truth.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Have you both got an answer? - Yes.- Yes, we have.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45OK, on the count of three, reveal and shout your answer.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48One, two, three!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Being grumpy! - Dancing in public.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Oh, man! That wasn't the same answer.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You don't get the bonus samoji.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Sorry, Libby.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Let's see what that has done to scores.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Libby is yet to score.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- No!- Joe and Amelia both have one samoji.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09THEY CHEER

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Move, move to the bathroom! Do a gobbledygook.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15TALKS GOBBLEDYGOOK

0:09:15 > 0:09:20TALKS GOBBLEDYGOOK

0:09:20 > 0:09:24THEY TALK GOBBLEDYGOOK

0:09:26 > 0:09:30It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to write your answers

0:09:37 > 0:09:42on the closest thing to paper, which in the bathroom is the loo roll.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Italian Dimitri Panciera has the world record for balancing

0:09:46 > 0:09:49the most ice cream scoops on top of a single cone.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52But how many scoops did he manage to balance?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Quick fact - brain freeze is caused by ice cream touching

0:09:56 > 0:09:58the roof of your mouth.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01The scientific term is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I want you to come to the screen and hold up your answers to me

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- and tell me what you wrote. Libby, what do you have?- 24.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- What about you, Joe?- Three.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Amelia?- 39.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Well...

0:10:16 > 0:10:19The correct answer is...

0:10:19 > 0:10:21121 scoops.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- So that means Amelia, three samojis for you!- Yay!- Yes.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's time for the race to end all races.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31It is... Wind-up Warriors!

0:10:33 > 0:10:34It's Furry Flurry!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38These hasty hamsters have escaped their hamster balls

0:10:38 > 0:10:40and they're running riot.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Born ready to race,

0:10:42 > 0:10:46they've cleared their cheeks in preparation for a winner's trophy.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49But who will be chewing on gold

0:10:49 > 0:10:52and who will be pulling a hamster-ring?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56You decide in Furry Flurry!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58You're in first place, Amelia.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Pick your toy and tell me why you think they will win.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04B. I just think it could win.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06OK, simple enough.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Joe, you're second. Who have you gone for and why?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11A.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Why's that?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Just think it will win.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Libby, that means you get C.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18What do you think its chances of winning are?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Well, 100%.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24I want to hear you and your team cheering, so call them in!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Mum! Dad!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Tell them who they've got to cheer.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Now, let's see who'll wind up the winner.

0:11:35 > 0:11:41- B! Come on!- Three, two, one...

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Go!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44ENGINES HUM

0:11:45 > 0:11:47KLAXON

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Go...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53C!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56That was a close one.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Congratulations, Libby. That means three samojis for you.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hey, Joe!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05It's your turn to win an extra samoji.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Let's play...

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Home Truths.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Here's your question...

0:12:13 > 0:12:16What's one thing your mum can't live without?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You'll get an extra samoji if you both give me the same answer.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23And remember, no conferring, no looking.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27After three, reveal and shout your answer.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30DRUM ROLL One, two, three, go!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Phone.- IPad.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34CYMBALS CLASH AND BUZZER They're not the same thing!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37That means you don't get the samoji, I'm sorry, Joe.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Maybe next time. Let's check in with the samoji scoreboard.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Joe has one samoji.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44CHEERING

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Libby moves on to three samojis.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:52 > 0:12:55And Amelia sneaking ahead with four samojis.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Congratulations.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Head to the lounge! I want you to pretend you're at the dentist.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Everyone open wide. DRILL BUZZES

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Everyone say, "I promise to brush my teeth more".

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I promise to brush my teeth more.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13I promise to brush my teeth more.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's time for Remotely Funny Families.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Today's game is the captivating Chin It To Win It.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Kids, you'll be relying on your team members to win you samojis

0:13:28 > 0:13:31through the ancient art of chin lip-syncing.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Team captains, whose chin will you choose and why?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Libby, who's going to be your chin today and why?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'm going to use my mum.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44Because she knows a LOT of pop songs.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- More than me.- Joe, who's going to be playing for you?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51My dad, cos he's really competitive.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Amelia, who's going to be playing for you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57My mum, because she has at least two of them.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Whoa! Get those chins ready,

0:14:00 > 0:14:03while I pray to the ancient god, Chin Lip-Sync.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06PANPIPES MUSIC AND HUMMING

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Nice. Make them pretty for me.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Joe, can you talk me through your chin creation?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16What did you do to the chin?

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Well, first we bought the googly eyes and did the red cheeks.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Mm-hm?- And then painted the bottom of his beard yellow

0:14:25 > 0:14:29and then the top of his beard orange.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30SAARA LAUGHS

0:14:30 > 0:14:32I love the colours, very colourful.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Are all my chins ready?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- ALL:- Yes!

0:14:35 > 0:14:36SHE CHEERS

0:14:36 > 0:14:39So am I, even though I'm not a chin. But I have a chin.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41But it's not taking part in the competition.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Let's move on. Chin up, Joe's chin. Here's your track.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47# I want some satisfaction

0:14:47 > 0:14:48# Take me to the stars

0:14:48 > 0:14:50# Just say, oh...

0:14:50 > 0:14:53It's your moment! Sing! KLAXON

0:14:53 > 0:14:56# I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Come on! Yes!

0:14:58 > 0:15:01# I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone

0:15:01 > 0:15:04# I wanna cut to the feeling

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# Oh, yeah

0:15:06 > 0:15:08# I wanna cut to the feeling

0:15:08 > 0:15:10# Oh, yeah... #

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Nice!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Wonderful job, Joe.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15APPLAUSE

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Nice. Libby's chin, you're next.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Cue the track.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23# Come on now follow my lead

0:15:23 > 0:15:26# Come, come on now follow my lead, mm...

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Chin up! KLAXON

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# I'm in love with the shape of you

0:15:30 > 0:15:32# We push and pull like a magnet do

0:15:32 > 0:15:35# Although my heart is falling too

0:15:35 > 0:15:37# I'm in love with your body

0:15:37 > 0:15:39# Oh, I...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42# I'm in love with your body

0:15:42 > 0:15:45# Every day discovering something brand new

0:15:45 > 0:15:47# I'm in love with the shape of you... #

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Wonderful, thank you so much, Libby's team!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52APPLAUSE

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Libby, what did you think of that?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57That was... very, very good, actually, I think.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I totally agree with you. I mean, there's really nothing to...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, I liked it.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03LAUGHTER

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Finally, Amelia's chin.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Get ready.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Oh, this is going to be good.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Turn it up, it's your favourite song

0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Dance, dance, dance to the distortion

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Go, chin! KLAXON

0:16:14 > 0:16:15# Turn it up, keep it on repeat

0:16:15 > 0:16:18# Stumbling around like a wasted zombie

0:16:18 > 0:16:20# Yeah, we think we're free

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Drink, this one's on me

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# We're all chained to the rhythm

0:16:25 > 0:16:26# To the rhythm

0:16:26 > 0:16:28# To the rhythm.... #

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Nice, Amelia. Great job.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I was definitely chained to your chin's rhythm.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Let's look at the scores.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Three samojis for best performance goes to...

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Joe's chin!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Nice work.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Hey, Amelia, it's your chance to win an extra samoji.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Let's play...

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Home Truths!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Here's your question...

0:16:58 > 0:17:03Amelia, what does your mum nag your dad about the most?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Don't hold back.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Dad, this is your time to shine!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09SCRIBBLING

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Have you both got an answer? - Yes.- Yes.- Wonderful.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17After the count of three, reveal and shout your answer.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20DRUM ROLL One, two, three!

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- Snoring!- Snoring! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:26 > 0:17:29You get the bonus samoji. Congratulations.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Let's see who's top of the leaderboard.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Libby stays on three.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36CHEERING AND WHOOPING

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Joe moves up to four samojis.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42APPLAUSE

0:17:42 > 0:17:44And Amelia is still in the lead,

0:17:44 > 0:17:47but only just, with five.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE

0:17:51 > 0:17:52It's time to go upstairs.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54And no, not for a lie down.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's not over yet, Mum and Dad.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Time to get serious.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, yeah. There it is.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Amelia, are you nervous?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Yeah.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's the decider.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12This game is called Say What You See Mojis.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Now go get your buzzers!

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Go, go, go, go, go!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Wonderful.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Libby, what do you have? What kind of noise does it make?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Er, it's a giant biscuit and it makes this noise...

0:18:34 > 0:18:36CLANKING SOUND

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Perfect! Joe, what do you have?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40- I've got a bell.- Test it out.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42BELL RINGS Wonderful.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Amelia, what about you?

0:18:44 > 0:18:48I have a treasure chest with some gems in it.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50RATTLING

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Mmm!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Start the clock. First say what you see moji...

0:18:54 > 0:18:57It's a way of going into the future.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Amelia?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Er, space time.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02No. Anyone else?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Joe? RATTLING

0:19:04 > 0:19:05- Time travel.- Yes!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Next one.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10If your laptop gets sick, it might have a...

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Libby?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Virus.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16No, I was looking for "computer virus". Next...

0:19:18 > 0:19:21It's a song by Miley Cyrus. It's a celebration in America.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Libby?- Party In The USA.- Yes!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Next one. It's an animated movie.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Libby!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Happy Feet?- No. Anyone else?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Amelia?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Penguins of... - BUZZER

0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, Penguins Of Madagascar. Next.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42It's a TV show about nature.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46- Libby.- Er...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48No...

0:19:48 > 0:19:49No, it was Autumn Watch.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51BUZZER That's it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Get your teams back in the room!- Mum! Dad!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57We're all going to pile in on your head now.

0:19:57 > 0:19:58DAD LAUGHS

0:20:00 > 0:20:01I can reveal...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04DRUM ROLL

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Today's remotely Funny Winner is...

0:20:08 > 0:20:10TENSE MUSIC

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Joe!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Congratulations. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Congratulations, Joe.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Joe, I will be sending you a highly-prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Libby and Amelia, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Here's a money can't buy Remotely Funny cap from our sponsor.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Put them on!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yeah. You love ruskeakastike.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Just like me!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Shout "I love ruskeakastike!"

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- ALL:- I love ruskeakastike!

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Mmm!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Honey to my ears.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy,

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- the type of gravy you only try once.- Eurgh!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Big thanks to Amelia, Joe and Libby and your teams for letting us

0:20:59 > 0:21:02be the worst house guests ever.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03You've been immense,

0:21:03 > 0:21:06it's been remote, and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Take it away, Joe!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Play the music.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na...

0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na...

0:21:19 > 0:21:22# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

0:21:22 > 0:21:25# Ooh...

0:21:25 > 0:21:26# Yeah!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

0:21:28 > 0:21:29# Whoo, whoo!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na...

0:21:31 > 0:21:32# Whoo, whoo!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34# Na, na, na, na...

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- ALL:- Bye!- Bye!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39# Whoo, whoo!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Ooh...

0:21:41 > 0:21:42# Yeah! #