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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hi. Welcome to my home.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05It's not often you get an insight into my life like this.

0:00:05 > 0:00:0920 bedrooms, nine bathrooms, an indoor and outdoor swimming pool.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Oh, and a tennis court. All mine.

0:00:13 > 0:00:17Saara! I need to vacuum your room!

0:00:17 > 0:00:22It's a mess! Stop using all my data allowance!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Mum!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Oh, hi. On today's Remotely Funny...

0:00:40 > 0:00:42SHE SIGHS

0:00:42 > 0:00:43A girl can dream.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Welcome to Remotely Funny!

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0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:00:50 > 0:00:51# Woo, woo!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

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0:00:54 > 0:00:56# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:00:56 > 0:00:57# Woo, woo!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Woo, woo!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04# O-o-o-o-o-o-oh

0:01:04 > 0:01:05# Yeah! #

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Hi, everyone.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09My name is Saara and this is Remotely Funny, the game show

0:01:09 > 0:01:13that relies entirely on me not running out of internet data-a-a...

0:01:13 > 0:01:16E-e-e-e-e-h...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19A-a-a-a-a-h...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh, see, that-t-t-t-t-t...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Spoke too soon.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28And today, I'm coming to you from Deans Bottom in Kent.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Why do people keep naming places after bottoms?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Anyway, if I'm in Deans Bottom, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Who's up first?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38It's Alisha. Hello, Alisha.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Hello!

0:01:40 > 0:01:44My name is Alisha. I'm from London and I like to sing in the shower.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46# La-a-a! #

0:01:46 > 0:01:48This is my mum

0:01:48 > 0:01:50and she dances everywhere.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54This is Leila and she's really good at gymnastics.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58And this is Andrea, and he's really, really funny.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Now, Alisha, you're a big art fan. Can I see some of your work?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh! Nice.

0:02:06 > 0:02:12It's a bridesmaid from my favourite book, Rent a Bridesmaid.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Absolutely beautiful. Very well drawn.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yes, yes, I know.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Well, Alisha, let's see who you're up against.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Next, it's Eve.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Alisha's team, say hello to Eve's crew.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Hi!- Hi!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Hi, I'm Eve and I'm from Manchester.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I love hockey.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36My mum kisses me to embarrass me.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40My dad hates broccoli.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48And my sister Charlotte is my best friend and she's really funny.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Now, Eve, I see you've also done some artwork. Can I see?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, I'm loving the pastel colours.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Wow! Wait a minute, is that the Remotely Funny logo?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Yeah.- Mind blown!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Great work. And finally, it is...

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Art Ninja Ricky Martin and his Art Ninja gang!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Everyone say hello to Ricky's team!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Hello!- Hi!- Hello!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Woohoo!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- How you guys doing?- Good.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Good!- Yeah, great.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Hi, I'm Ricky.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm the Art Ninja and I'm a professional animator.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29This is my mate Sarah. She once painted on an elephant.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31She put Bristol on a dog

0:03:31 > 0:03:33and she put the Earth on a sheep

0:03:33 > 0:03:36and she's got a cat called Garcia.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- All true. - And this is my friend Gavin.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40He used to be a ballroom dancer.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42What else have you done, Gavin?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Met a princess.- You met a princess?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47And I once locked him in a bathroom with cardboard boxes

0:03:47 > 0:03:50and he actually can't assemble a cardboard box.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I wish I could tell you that's not true.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54I don't know how to do it.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- You're close.- I'm close!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Have you done the sides?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yes!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04OK, the last bit's a lie, he can now assemble a cardboard box.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07OK, that's good. Eve, you're playing against Ricky Martin.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08How do you feel?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Not scared at all.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Ooh! What about you, Alisha? How do you feel?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'm just fine because I feel that they're only ninjas

0:04:17 > 0:04:20when they use their pens, paints and pencils.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, guys, why do we need pens and pencils when we've got our...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23ninja moves!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Right, slow-mo.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Yah!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Today is going to be one epic battle

0:04:31 > 0:04:35and let me tell you what one of you could be winning today.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course!

0:04:38 > 0:04:42ALL CHEER

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Bag this and you'll become a member of the elite.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47No-one can stop you when you're wearing this bad boy.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Join the club and be an RF hero for life.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Here we go!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55It's time to play Remotely Funny Families.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Today we are playing The Parent Wrap, or in Ricky's case,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07it's The Ninja Wrap.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10The aim of the game is to wrap a parent as fast as you can.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Wrap your present expertly from head to toe and you'll get

0:05:13 > 0:05:18three samojis. And get all three bows on and you'll get a bonus.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Alisha, who are you going to be wrapping up?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23My mum! Because she's smaller.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Going to take up less wrapping paper. Nice, OK.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Eve, what about you?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- I'm wrapping up my mum because I want to get revenge.- For what?

0:05:32 > 0:05:37She doesn't want her to kiss Eve because she hates kissing.

0:05:37 > 0:05:43Oh! Now, Ricky, you don't get to say in the matter, I'm afraid. It's you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I feel like everything has built up to this moment, to be honest.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- We're ready. - I'm holding out my hand.- Sorry.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Get into position. Give me a starfish pose.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Nice. Three, two, one...

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Start wrapping!- Go, go, go, go!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Get the cat away.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08Remember, every square inch needs to be covered in wrapping paper.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12We're trying to ship them to Madagascar, OK?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Ricky, I like the wrapping paper you guys are using.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25OK, I see that Ricky's team has an interesting tactic. Arm by arm.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28I'm sure they have some experience in this too,

0:06:28 > 0:06:29having been in art school.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Eve, nice work, nice work.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36You've covered most of your mum's body.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Alisha's going well too.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43No offence but I'd be very disappointed if I got

0:06:43 > 0:06:44your mum or dad for Christmas.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48I don't know where I am!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Eight, seven, six,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55five, four, three,

0:06:55 > 0:06:57two, one...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Stop wrapping! That's it.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Alisha's present, how do you feel?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Very special.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Alisha, count your bows for me, please.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- They fell off.- They fell off?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Were there any to begin with?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Eve's gift, are you OK in their?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm fine. Feeling statuesque.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19How many bows did you get on?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- All four of them.- Wonderful.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Ricky, how many bows did you get on?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- 47.- Yes.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Let's count them.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29One, two, three...

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh! Cheap move.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34OK, that's a wrap.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36The scores are in.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Three samojis to Eve's mum for the best wrapped present.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42THEY CHEER

0:07:42 > 0:07:45And the bonus samoji, because they got the most bows on.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Congratulations.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Everyone burst out of your paper jail.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Surprise!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00My word! I think I'll just have the money next year.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Hey, Alisha, come close.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05If you can guess the lyric I'm singing, I'll give you

0:08:05 > 0:08:08an extra samoji, but you need to look extra closely

0:08:08 > 0:08:11because the sound man, Brian, has gone to the loo.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12TOILET FLUSHES

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Brian. Brian!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18You can confer with your team but only you must answer.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Here goes. Mute my mouth and tell me what lyric I'm singing.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Alisha, what was the lyric?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Do you have an answer?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42No, not really.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I'm sorry, Alisha.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47That means you don't get the bonus samoji, but let's have a listen.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50# You make me feel like

0:08:50 > 0:08:54# I've been locked out of heaven

0:08:54 > 0:08:58# For too lo-o-o-ong

0:08:58 > 0:09:01# For too lo-o-o-o-o-ong. #

0:09:01 > 0:09:04It was Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Sorry you didn't get it, Alisha.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09And we're off. Samoji count-up uptime.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Alisha and Ricky's team are

0:09:11 > 0:09:13yet to score, but Eve has taken

0:09:13 > 0:09:15an early lead with four samojis.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Yay!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Move, gang, to the toilet. I want you to sing me

0:09:21 > 0:09:24a made-up song about the bathroom. A few lines each.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26# It's time for toilet takedown

0:09:26 > 0:09:28# It's time for toilet takedown! #

0:09:30 > 0:09:33# I love the bathroom cos I've got my privacy!

0:09:33 > 0:09:39# Do you remember that time we went to the toilet and did a wee... #

0:09:39 > 0:09:40It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:47 > 0:09:50So, let's cut to the chase. I'm going to ask you a question

0:09:50 > 0:09:53and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing of paper,

0:09:53 > 0:09:55which in the bathroom is loo roll.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59You will have 10 seconds to answer the question. Here it is.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03How many muscles are there in a cat's ear?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07How many muscles are there in a cat's ear?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Write down your answers and don't show me yet.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14KLAXON BLARES

0:10:14 > 0:10:17OK, pens down. Alisha, what do you have?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Eight.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Eve, what do you think?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- 20.- And Ricky?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I think 24.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26The correct answer is...

0:10:26 > 0:10:2832 muscles.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Ricky, you get three samojis.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Woohoo!- Congratulations.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's time for the race of the century in Wind-Up Warriors.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38The toy that travels the furthest will be crowned the winner.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Let's take a look at today's contenders. It's Battle Bugs.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Get your Battle Bugs ready!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50The garden is buzzing with anticipation as its staunch

0:10:50 > 0:10:52opponents go antenna to antenna.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Bitter enemies since the Wildlife World Games in 1996.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Select your species and decide who can go the distance.

0:11:02 > 0:11:07Is it cockroach, ladybird or grasshopper?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's time for the Battle Bugs.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Eve, you're in the lead.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15You get to pick your toy first.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17What letter are you going for and why?

0:11:17 > 0:11:24I would like B because I think they always move the fastest.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Ricky, you're in second place. Who have you gone for and why?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31I'm going to go for A because, you know, alphabetically it comes first

0:11:31 > 0:11:32so I'm assuming that

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- it's probably going to go the furthest and come first.- Hmm. OK.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Alisha, that means you're getting C, the grasshopper.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40What do you think its chances of winning are?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I don't think there are any chances of winning.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Come on, it's a grasshopper! They move fast.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Anyway, are you ready for the race of the century?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Call in your supporters.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57Mummy! Dad! Charlotte! Come in!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Come in the toilet with me!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Let's see who winds up the winner.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Three, two, one... Go!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oh!

0:12:16 > 0:12:17B's off.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18No, no, he's back!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20No, he really isn't.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Oh, and the winner is B.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yeah!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Congratulations, Eve. Three samojis for you.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Yeah!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's Mute My Mouth time. Ricky, come close.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36But you need to look extra closely

0:12:36 > 0:12:39because I still can't find Brian the sound man.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Brian!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Pfft. Seriously.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47OK, Ricky, you can confer with your team but only you must answer.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48OK, cool.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51OK, here goes Mute My Mouth, and tell me what lyric I am singing.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01What was the lyric?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Little, Little Mixes.- A Little Mix!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Hmm? Hmm? Is it the Little Mix?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Well, let's see if you got it right.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Oh, I think that I've found myself a cheerleader

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# She is always right there when I need her. #

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I was singing Cheerleader by Omi,

0:13:18 > 0:13:21but sadly, no bonus samojis given out this time.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Boo!

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Samoji count-up.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Alisha is still to score

0:13:27 > 0:13:29but I've got all my faith in her.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ricky moves on to three.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Woohoo!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35And Eve stays in the lead

0:13:35 > 0:13:37and is now on seven samojis.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Yeah!

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Ah, I'm hungry. Take me to the food room. The eating space.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48The munch lodge. The kitchen!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51I want to do to the kitchen in the style of a news reporter.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55What are the headlines in the house today?

0:13:55 > 0:14:00I'm just going downstairs into our luxurious kitchen.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Now we're walking to the brilliant kitchen.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04And we need to follow a cat.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07The cat has been seen in many places around here.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh, my days, there is the cat. I think we have to follow the cat.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14It's going to be a high-speed chase. Back to you in the studio.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Finland's only natural resource.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21That was the Remotely Funny headlines.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Over to Kitchen Lolympics.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36These are the qualifying rounds of the Let's Bounce Championships.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Woo!

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Now, aim of the game is to get the most ping-pong balls in the basket

0:14:49 > 0:14:51worn by the lucky baskethead.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54For that you will get three samojis.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57You'll have 60 seconds and the balls must bounce at least once

0:14:57 > 0:14:59on the surface in front of you.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02There's also a sweet golden bonus ball moment.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Get that baby in and you'll get a massive three extra bonus samojis.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14So, who are you picking as the baskethead and why?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Alisha? Who's it going to be?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Leila.- Nice. Why her?- Hello.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Because she's the smallest.

0:15:22 > 0:15:28- Eve.- My dad because I would like to see him get hit by ping-pong balls.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30SAARA LAUGHS

0:15:30 > 0:15:31OK. Ricky, what about you?

0:15:31 > 0:15:35I kind of really want to see Gavin get hit by ping-pong balls as well,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- but also, I know that he's really good at catching balls.- Yes.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Baskets, get into position.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45All right.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Is everyone ready?

0:15:47 > 0:15:50THEY CHEER

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Three, two, one...

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Let's bounce! Go!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Remember, it must bounce once on the table in front of you

0:16:01 > 0:16:03before hitting the basket.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Where are they going?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07All right, OK, OK, OK.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08I see Alisha's team is getting

0:16:08 > 0:16:10several balls into the basket already.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Ricky, how is Ricky's team doing?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm not sure. I can't see into it.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Have they got a single ball yet?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Eve, come on! Come on, Eve.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20You only have one... Oh!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22You only had one in there.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Keep it going.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Great job, great job.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Ricky, do you have a single ball in the basket?

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Yeah, we've got quite a few.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Wonderful. Time is running.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Eve, you don't need to bounce them on the floor.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Nine, eight, seven, six,

0:16:40 > 0:16:41five, four, three,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43two, one...

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Time's up!

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Team captains, it's time to throw the golden ball.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50You go first, Alisha.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52DRUM ROLL

0:16:52 > 0:16:53- Oh!- Nearly, nearly, nearly!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, I'm sorry, Alisha.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Eve. Your turn to throw.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Oh!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Oh, I'm sorry, you missed it.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07You're our only hope, Ricky.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Come on.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh! I'm sorry, everyone.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15No bonus samojis for anyone.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Let's count the balls.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19One, two...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21One, two...

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Three.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Three!

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Ten.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33The winner is Alisha with ten balls.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Yeah!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36THEY CHEER

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Three samojis for you.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43I still can't see Brian the sound man,

0:17:43 > 0:17:44so it must be Mute My Mouth time.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Eve, I want you to tell me what lyric I'm singing

0:17:47 > 0:17:49for a bonus samoji.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04What was the lyric?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Is it Katy Perry, Roar?

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Well, let's take a listen.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12# I got the eye of the tiger

0:18:12 > 0:18:16# A fighter, dancing through the fire

0:18:16 > 0:18:23# Cos I am a champion and you're going hear me roar! #

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Nice! One samoji for you, Eve.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Yay!- Congratulations. Well done.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Let's dish out the samojis.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Ricky is tied with

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Alisha on three samojis.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38And Eve is striding ahead

0:18:38 > 0:18:40with eight samojis.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Woohoo!- Yeah!

0:18:42 > 0:18:43To the bedrooms!

0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's The Decider.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57This game is called Say What You Seemojis.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04First person to buzz in an answer correctly wins two samojis.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Now, go get a buzzer.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Eve, what do you have for a buzzer and what kind of noise does it make?

0:19:09 > 0:19:13I've got a box that I've painted that's full of staples

0:19:13 > 0:19:15and it makes a noise like this.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17IT RATTLES

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Great. Alisha.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20A whistle and it...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Nice. Ricky, you?

0:19:24 > 0:19:25I've gone old school.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27PING!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Wow. First Say What You Seemoji.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's a way of going to another planet.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Alisha.- Rocket.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34No. Anyone else?

0:19:34 > 0:19:35RATTLING

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Eve?- Is it a space rocket?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39No. Ricky?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40- Spaceship?- No.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42It was space travel. Next.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44This is a movie about what your pets get up to

0:19:44 > 0:19:46when their owners aren't at home.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Alisha.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- The Secret Life of Pets!- Yes!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Next, this is a song by Ed Sheeran.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:55 > 0:19:56- Alisha.- Is it Shape of You?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yes. Next one. This is a trend.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59You need to talk really quietly.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01WHISTLE BLOWS

0:20:01 > 0:20:02- Alisha.- Is it...?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, no.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06No. Next person to buzz in can answer.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10It was the whisper challenge.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Last chance.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's what happens to you when you don't use sunblock.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Eve.- Sunburn.- Yes.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19That's it. Get your teams back in the room.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Mum, Dad, Charlotte!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23HE WHISTLES

0:20:27 > 0:20:28I can reveal...

0:20:29 > 0:20:35Dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun dundundundundundundundundun...

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:46 > 0:20:48..Eve!

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Yeah!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Congratulations, Eve, congratulations.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59I will be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Alisha and Ricky, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Here's a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap from our sponsor.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09Put them on!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ah, yeah.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy,

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Finland's only natural resource.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Big thanks to you, Alisha, Eve and Ricky, and your teams, for

0:21:23 > 0:21:26letting us, like, treat your homes like the set of a disaster film.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28You've been immense.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30It's been remote, and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Over to you, Ricky!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Play the music!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:21:37 > 0:21:40# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:21:40 > 0:21:43# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:21:43 > 0:21:46# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:21:46 > 0:21:49# O-o-o-o-o-h

0:21:49 > 0:21:50# Yeah!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- # Na-na-na-na-na na-na - Woo, woo!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Woo, woo!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- # Na-na-na-na-na na-na - Woo, woo!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01# Na-na-na-na-na na-na

0:22:01 > 0:22:03# Woo, woo!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06# O-o-o-o-o-oh

0:22:06 > 0:22:07# Yeah! #