Barton in the Beans

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I said more on the lips. Give me more of that sweet rouge.

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Oh, hi!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Ahem. On today's Remotely Funny...

0:00:08 > 0:00:10LAUGHTER

0:00:11 > 0:00:14..Evan's mum - try ripping the paper!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- ALL:- Woo!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20What? Too much?

0:00:20 > 0:00:21SHE SCOFFS

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Yeah

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Whoo-whoo

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Whoo-whoo

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Whoo-whoo

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Whoo-whoo

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Yeah! #

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hey, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:47 > 0:00:50the game show that takes place in your home.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's also your cue to clean the toilet

0:00:52 > 0:00:55and take your dad's pants off the radiators.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58After travelling the world in the search of unpredictable weather,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I've decided that the UK is the place for me,

0:01:00 > 0:01:02and today, I'm coming to you

0:01:02 > 0:01:05from Leicestershire's Barton in the Beans.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Only in the UK!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Anyway, it's wonderful here.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12A little windy, but I've BEAN expecting that.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13SHE LAUGHS

0:01:13 > 0:01:15PH-HR-RRT!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18So, if I'm knee deep in the beans, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Who's up first? It's Aadya!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Hello!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hi. I'm Aadya and I'm from London

0:01:26 > 0:01:30and I love doing music, singing, dancing and acting.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'd like to introduce my family.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35This is my mum, and I love cooking with her

0:01:35 > 0:01:37and dancing with her.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40This is my dad.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He's really funny and very intelligent.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45This is my friend Mahi,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48who's caring and also very funny.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52That is my grandad, who likes to tickle me and squeeze me.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55And that's my grandma, who always helps me

0:01:55 > 0:01:58and sometimes will remind me about things.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Welcome. Let's see who you're up against.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's Evan. Hello.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05THEY CHEER

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Hi. I'm Evan from West Lancashire.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I love gaming, and this is my team.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15My mum is very embarrassing when she gives my hugs in public.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16MUM LAUGHS

0:02:16 > 0:02:20That's my friend Alfie, who loves lizards.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24My friend's mum, Lisa, who loves horse riding.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26And my sister, who's always messy.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29And she loves doing cartwheels.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30CLATTER

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Hurray!

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Aadya's team, say hello to Evan's squad.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- ALL:- Hello!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- ALL:- Hello!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41So sweet.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44And finally, it's Kirsty!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- ALL:- Hello!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Say hello to Kirsty!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50ALL: Hello!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Hi, I'm Kirsty from Surrey, and I like baking cinnamon rolls.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58This is my mum. Her favourite dinner's lasagne.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00This is my dad.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04He puts hot chilli sauce on every single meal he has.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08And this is my brother and his nickname is Blueberry

0:03:08 > 0:03:10because he always wears blue.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12You lot mean business, I can tell.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15But what will one of you be crowned with today?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20This prize cannot be bought.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, there's not really a market for it, either.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24But it's still utterly amazing.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Make yourself a winner for life

0:03:26 > 0:03:28by being a champion today!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Now, the living room,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33the perfect place for building dens,

0:03:33 > 0:03:35arguing over board games

0:03:35 > 0:03:37and, of course, humiliating your parents.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Today's game is the charming

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Chin It To Win It.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Kids, you'll be relying on your seniors

0:03:43 > 0:03:45to win you samojis

0:03:45 > 0:03:48through the ancient art of chin lip-synching.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Now, hold those chins

0:03:49 > 0:03:52and bring them close to the camera.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Bring them in, bring them in!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Aadya, tell me, what does that chin feel like?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59It's very ticklish.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Ticklish?

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Evan, what does Alfie's mum's chin have that others don't?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08It's quite sweaty and soft.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Kirsty, say to your chosen chin, "I believe in you."

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I believe in you, chin!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Chin, do you believe in yourself?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Not really.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's time to play Remotely Funny Families.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27OK, get those chins ready

0:04:27 > 0:04:30while I pray to the ancient god Chin Lip-Synch.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:04:35 > 0:04:36I'm done!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Whoa!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You guys have been working hard to get those chins ready!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh, my goodness!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Evan, you guys decorated Alfie's mum's chin.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Can I see what it looks like?

0:04:47 > 0:04:53Hmm. OK. I see a little red, brown, ghoul-y eyes. Oh, are those lashes?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55They're supposed to be lashes.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I mean, they look like lashes, so I think you succeeded in that.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Have you given the chin a name? - Terry!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I can't wait to see Terry in action

0:05:03 > 0:05:04so thank you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Kirsty?- This is Bob, the Minion. - Oh, it does look like a Minion.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Wow! I'm highly impressed.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Aadya?- We tried to draw a picture of my dad -

0:05:15 > 0:05:18the two cheeks, the eyes and the hair.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Aadya's dad, you're going first.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Chin up!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Ooh ooh-ooh

0:05:25 > 0:05:28# This time I'm telling you I'm telling you

0:05:28 > 0:05:33# We are never ever ever getting back together

0:05:33 > 0:05:39# We are never ever ever getting back together... #

0:05:39 > 0:05:44Round of applause. Round of applause for Aadya's dad's chin.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Aadya, how did your dad's chin do?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Funny and really cool.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Evan, is Alfie's mum's chin ready?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Are you ready, Terry?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, I'm sorry. Not Alfie's mum's chin.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57TERRY, are you ready?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Terry's ready.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Chin up, Alfie's mum.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Here's your track.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06# I don't think about that stuff

0:06:06 > 0:06:08# It don't matter now... #

0:06:08 > 0:06:10MUSIC CONTINUES

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Wonderful, Alfie's mum!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Great job.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Now, Evan, Alfie, what did you think of that?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Quite normal for my mum.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Wow. Well, I enjoyed that a lot. Thank you so much.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35And finally, Kirsty's dad.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I don't think I've ever seen a Minion sing Justin Bieber

0:06:37 > 0:06:40but...first time. Go, track!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Sorry

0:06:45 > 0:06:47# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:06:47 > 0:06:49# Sorry

0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

0:06:53 > 0:06:54# Sorry

0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Yeah, I know that I let you down

0:06:56 > 0:07:00# Is it too late to say sorry now? #

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Yeah. Yes, Kirsty's dad's chin!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Kirsty, what did you make of that?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Did you like that? - The chin was good.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I mean, it's quite simple, really, isn't it?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Three samojis for best performance goes to Aadya.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23One samoji to Evan for style.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29And one samoji to Kirsty

0:07:29 > 0:07:31for originality.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Hey, Aadya, fancy winning an extra samoji?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Well, this is your chance.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42It is time to play Home Truths.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44SHE PLAYS A TUNE

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Home Truths!

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Aadya, which of the Seven Dwarfs does your mum most resemble?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55And don't hold back, my friend,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57this is your chance to tell the truth.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00If you both give me the same answer, you get the samoji.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02You got the idea?

0:08:02 > 0:08:07You've got Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy

0:08:07 > 0:08:10and of course Dopey.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Do you have your answers ready?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Yes.- Yes. - After three, reveal.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17One, two and three...

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- BOTH:- Happy!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25That means one samoji for your team.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Thank you!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28Well done, everybody.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I am so proud of your parents' swaggy mentums -

0:08:31 > 0:08:35that's hashtag science...for cool chins.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37What has that done to the scores?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Evan and Kirsty both have one samoji.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45And Aadya has taken an early lead

0:08:45 > 0:08:47with four samojis.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Congratulations, Aadya.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Nice. Nice.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Now, I need a whiz. It's time to go to the bathroom.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm in the market for a new home.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Can you sell me your house?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Your parents won't mind.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'll pay cash.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Lovely windows.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, yes, they are lovely windows, Evan.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09There's some plants on the windowsill.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10I like plants.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Toilet!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, lovely.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16So rustic.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Well, I'll buy all your houses

0:09:18 > 0:09:20if the Finnish gravy market picks up.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Which I doubt. Hopefully.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:30 > 0:09:31I'm going to ask you a question,

0:09:31 > 0:09:35and I want you to write your answer on the loo roll, OK?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I do all my correspondence via toilet roll, actually.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It really grabs people's attention.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Here is the question.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46In America, how many million phones are estimated to be

0:09:46 > 0:09:49dropped down the toilet every year?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I repeat. In America, how many million phones

0:09:52 > 0:09:56are estimated to be dropped down the toilet every year?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Here's a fact. 75% of people use their phone on the toilet.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03It's the most popular activity to do on the loo.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Time's up.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Does everyone have an answer?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Yep. Yep.- Wonderful.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Now, don't show them to me yet, come up to the screen.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Aadya, what did you write?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- 1,000 million.- 1,000 million is a lot of phones, actually!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20OK, what about you, Kirsty?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- 70 million.- Wonderful.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23And, Evan? 100 million.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, the correct answer is...

0:10:27 > 0:10:28..seven million,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31which means Kirsty gets three samojis.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I was second closest.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38It's time for the race of the century in Windup Warriors.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's the Baby Toy Battle!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44But don't be deceived by looks

0:10:44 > 0:10:47because these mini-warriors want gold.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49But who will be placed on the victory shelf

0:10:49 > 0:10:52and who will be going back to the nursery

0:10:52 > 0:10:54to be dribbled on?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Who can travel the furthest -

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Yellow Caterpillar, Big Bug or Pinky the Elephant?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06So take positions, because it's time for the...

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Let battle commence!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Kirsty and Aadya, you're tied.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I tossed a coin and, Aadya, you're picking first.

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Do you pick Yellow Caterpillar, Big Bug or Pinky the Elephant?

0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Yellow Caterpillar.- Nice. Why are you picking the caterpillar?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26It has the letter A in it

0:11:26 > 0:11:29and I saw "warrior" has the letter A in it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Ooh, interesting approach!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I like that, Aadya.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Kirsty, who do you pick? - The elephant.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Why do you think Pinky the Elephant will do better than

0:11:39 > 0:11:45- Yellow Caterpillar? Or Big Bug? - I think he will motor.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Hmm. OK.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Evan, you have to go with Big Bug. How does that make you feel?

0:11:50 > 0:11:55I think it may win on account

0:11:55 > 0:11:59of its little legs just moving speedily

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- across the pitch. - I mean, that would make sense,

0:12:02 > 0:12:05but we won't know until we have a look.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06So, here we go.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Get your teams in for support.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Get your families in the bathroom.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Everyone needs to cheer on.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Wow.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Let's see who winds up the winner.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19ALL CHEER

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Three, two, one...

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Go!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30KLAXON

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Let's watch that again.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37KLAXON

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Congratulations, Aadya.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Three samojis for you.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I think it might be Home Truths time...

0:12:54 > 0:12:55SHE PLAYS A TUNE

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Home Truths!

0:13:00 > 0:13:05Evan, who is your mum's celebrity crush?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Now, if you both give me the same answer,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09you get the samoji.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11So think of one and write it down.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Don't show me yet.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Who is your mum's celebrity crush?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Difficult choice. So many to pick from.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Do we have answers? - Yeah. I've got an answer.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Come on, Evan's mum. You've got to come up with something.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- I have.- Wonderful.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30After three, reveal.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34One, two, three...shout it!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Mary Portas!- Monty Don!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I have no idea who those people are

0:13:38 > 0:13:41but you're definitely not getting a samoji. Maybe later.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Let's look at the scores.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Evan has one glorious samoji. - Yee-ha!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Kirsty moves on to four.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51THEY CHEER

0:13:51 > 0:13:55And Aadya is still in the lead with 7 samojis.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57THEY CHEER

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Wow. Well done. Move it! Move it to the kitchen!

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Give me a G!- G!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Give me an R!- R!

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Give me an A! Oh, whatever.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Today's show was sponsored by Ruskeakastike Gravy,

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- the perfect way to remove your dad's grey hair.- Oi!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's time for Kitchen LOLympics.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Welcome to Kitchen LOLympics,

0:14:28 > 0:14:31exactly the legacy London 2012 had in mind.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33And today's sport, you ask?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- No, it isn't midnight snacking, Kirsty's dad.- Oh...

0:14:37 > 0:14:40You swapped your oven gloves for boxing gloves.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44It's Kitchen Combat. Let's get ready to rumble!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47BELL RINGS

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first, in the red corner,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53weighing in at 125lb, give or take, it's Aadya's mum,

0:14:53 > 0:14:58also known as the Almighty in the boxing ring!

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Next up, in the blue corner,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04she's Evan's mum. She can unbox anything -

0:15:04 > 0:15:05cereal, Christmas presents and post.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Nothing gets in her way.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12And finally, in the other-coloured corner,

0:15:12 > 0:15:19the 1998 unboxing champion, it's Crusher, Kirsty's mum!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come on!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25The aim of the game is to be the first to unbox your boxes

0:15:25 > 0:15:28and hold high the Remotely Funny plaque.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Unboxers, are you ready?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Absolutely. I work with my hands.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34I'm a gardener.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I'm going to open it very quickly.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'll punch it!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah! I know I'm going to be really good at this.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43OK. Great. That was super convincing.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Start unboxing...now!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47BELL RINGS

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Come on, Aadya's mum. I know you have it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Evan's mum, try ripping the paper.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Yes, yes. Yes!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Yes. Aadya's mum, you got it.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, Kirsty's mum is almost there.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Oh... Oh, no, no, no. Come on.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Come on, come on. Home stretch, home stretch.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Evan's mum got the lid open.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Aadya's mum, great, Aadya's mum.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, we got a winner!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20We have a winner!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23It is Kirsty's mother! Congratulations.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25That's my mum right there.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27THEY LAUGH

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Stop, stop. Stop, stop.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I think we are good.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33We already have a winner - Kirsty's mum got it,

0:16:33 > 0:16:34then Aadya and then Evan.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Evan's mum is still punching the package.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Clearly, Kirsty's mum managed to unbox and hold the plaque up first.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Kirsty, what did you think of your mum's technique?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I think it was good.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49She scratched a bit of the box

0:16:49 > 0:16:50and it opened.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Scratching is definitely the way to go.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Evan, what did you think of your mum's technique?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Reckless.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59THEY LAUGH

0:16:59 > 0:17:00She was punching it.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04She was punching it until the box was destroyed.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Aadya?- She got the box

0:17:07 > 0:17:09and punched it over to the side, like that.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12And then she turned the box upside down

0:17:12 > 0:17:14and then the second box came out.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16It was intense.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17They went toe to toe,

0:17:17 > 0:17:20but Aadya's mum and Evan's are knocked out.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Ladies and gentlemen, the unboxing champion

0:17:22 > 0:17:26is Kirsty's mum, the Crusher!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Whoo!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30CHEERING

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You get three samojis.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Kirsty, it's your chance to win an extra samoji.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Are you interested?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yes.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43SHE PLAYS A TUNE

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Home Truths!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Kirsty, what animal does your dad most resemble?

0:17:52 > 0:17:53If you both give me the same answer,

0:17:53 > 0:17:55you get one samoji.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Do you have an answer?

0:17:57 > 0:18:02- I do.- OK. After three, reveal and shout it out loud. OK?

0:18:02 > 0:18:06One, two, three...shout!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Pig!- Monkey!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Wow. That's not very nice.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12He's probably a mixture of the two.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Dad, how do you feel about that?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Not the most flattering, I don't think, no.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20SNORTING

0:18:20 > 0:18:21I smell samojis.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Evan has it all to do in the last round.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25He's on one samoji.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31And sharing the top spot is Kirsty and Aadya on seven.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34THEY CHEER

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Wish your team captains luck, guys.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Time to go to the bedroom.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Come on!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

0:18:49 > 0:18:52This game is called Say-What-You-See Mojis.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57First person to buzz in

0:18:57 > 0:18:58and answer correctly

0:18:58 > 0:19:00wins two samojis.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Now, show me your buzzers.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03WHISTLE BLOWS

0:19:03 > 0:19:04BOXES CLATTER

0:19:04 > 0:19:05HE STRUMS A CHORD

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Wonderful. Deep breath.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08THEY INHALE

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Focus. Start the clock.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12First say-what-you-see moji.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14HE STRUMS A CHORD

0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Evan?- Art Ninja.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yes, correct.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Here comes the next one.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20It's a movie.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23About a superhero who wears underwear.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24HE STRUMS A CHORD

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Evan?- Batman.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28No, not correct.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30BOXES CLATTER

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Kirsty?- Oh, no! - Captain Underpants.- Correct.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Next one.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36It's a saying.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39What saying is this?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40BOXES CLATTER

0:19:40 > 0:19:41- Kirsty?- Piece of cake.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Wonderful. Correct.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Next one.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's a song by a former One Direction member.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48He's Irish.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49HE STRUMS A CHORD

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Um... No, I've forget it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55We're out of time. It was Slow Hand by Niall Horan.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59That's it. Get your teams back in the room, please.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01People in room, please!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03People!

0:20:03 > 0:20:09I can reveal today's Remotely Funny winner...

0:20:11 > 0:20:12..is...

0:20:14 > 0:20:16..Kirsty!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Congratulations, Kirsty.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I will be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Aadya and Evan, you don't go HOME empty handed.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40We will be sending you a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap,

0:20:40 > 0:20:42from our sponsor, of course.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Put them on!

0:20:44 > 0:20:49Yes! You love Ruskeakastike, like me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Today's show was sponsored by Ruskeakastike Gravy,

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- the perfect way to remove your dad's grey hair.- Oi!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Big thanks to you, Aadya, Evan and Kirsty and your teams

0:20:58 > 0:21:01for letting us run riot in your personal space.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You've been immense.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04It's been remote.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06And we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Evan, over to you.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Play the music.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Woohoo!

0:21:11 > 0:21:16# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

0:21:16 > 0:21:23# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

0:21:23 > 0:21:25# Oh, yeah

0:21:25 > 0:21:29# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Woohoo

0:21:29 > 0:21:33# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Woohoo

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Woohoo

0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Woohoo! #

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Thanks, everyone! Bye.