0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hi, is this Piggy Pizzas, the piggiest pizza place
0:00:04 > 0:00:07for pizza-loving piggies? Fabulous. Erm...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Can I have a very simple margarita, please?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Half an hour? OK, great.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Thanks.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17On today's Remotely Funny...
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Harley's flag face seems to be enjoying this very much.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Hi, I'm Saara and I love Finnish gravy!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Can I change that to a super piggy deluxe with the works?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32No onions. Excellent.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Welcome to Remotely Funny.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Ooh, yeah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- # Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na! - Woo-woo!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- # Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na! - Woo-woo!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- # Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na! - Woo-woo!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- # Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na! - Woo-woo!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Ooh, yeah! #
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00the game show that causes chaos in your home.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02But, more importantly, allows me to check out your curtains
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and your soft furnishings.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Today I'm coming to you from Great Snoring in Norfolk.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09SNORING Really?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11What other bodily functions have you given place names to?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Great Yawning? YAWNING
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Great Sneezing? ACHOO!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Great Underarm Sweat? OK, let's not go there.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Anyway, if I'm in Great Snoring, where are my Remotely Funny players?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24First up, it is Lara.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Hello, Lara.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- ALL:- Hello!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Hi, I'm Lara from Buckinghamshire and I love to ice skate.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34This is my sister Izzy and she loves to dance.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38This is my mum and she's great at embarrassing me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And this is my dad and he is the funniest person I know.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Team Lara! I love the geek chic look.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48But have you got the brains to back it up?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hmm, I think so.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53OK, well, give me some team spirit.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54- ALL:- Four heads are better than one,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57we're here to win and have some fun!
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Nice! Well, Lara, let's see who you're up against.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Next, it is Harley.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06THEY CHEER
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- ALL:- Hello, Harley's team!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- ALL:- Hello!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh, beautiful.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Hi, my name is Harley and I live in Manchester
0:02:17 > 0:02:19and I have never been able to lock a door.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21And then this is my cousin Bailey
0:02:21 > 0:02:25and he thought Brexit was a breakfast cereal.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29And then this is my mum. She can fold her ear into herself.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33And then this is my uncle. He can sleep through anything.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Harley's team, are you up for this?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- ALL:- Yeah!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Well, Lara and Harley, we better meet your competition.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Finally it is Aimee! Hello, Aimee!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- HARLEY'S TEAM:- Hi! - LARA'S TEAM:- Hi, Aimee!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- AIMEE'S TEAM:- Hi!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- AIMEE:- I'm Aimee, I'm from Yorkshire
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and I once played a mouse in a pantomime.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56This is my mum. She enjoys running and dancing on tabletops.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59This is my friend, Scarlet. She's an amazing artist,
0:02:59 > 0:03:02but she recently broke her ankle falling off a trampoline.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05This is my friend, Georgie. She's a great dancer.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10And this is Georgie's mum. She's a great singer
0:03:10 > 0:03:12and Georgie tried to get her to audition for The Voice.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# La! #
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Do you have any fighting talk for Lara and Harley?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- ALL:- Let's make mayhem!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Ah, nice. Well, let's get started.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I think it's going to be one of those shows.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Let me tell you what one of you will be walking away with today.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35THEY CHEER
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Wear this to parties and avoid awkward clashes.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Who wore it best?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I did, of course.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43It's the fashion item that keeps on giving.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Make it yours by winning today.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Let's play Remotely Funny Families.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Your lounge will definitely need redecorating
0:03:55 > 0:03:56after what it's about to experience.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Today's game is educational.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Yes, you heard me. It's time for Flag Face -
0:04:02 > 0:04:04everyone's favourite flag-based game.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Kids, you will be relying on the old-timers to win you samojis
0:04:07 > 0:04:09through their knowledge of world flags
0:04:09 > 0:04:12and your ability to recreate it on their face.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I'm going to show you a flag and your team has 60 seconds
0:04:15 > 0:04:17to paint it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Grown-ups, once the time is up, I'm going to ask you
0:04:19 > 0:04:21what your flag face is.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Three samojis for the best likeness
0:04:24 > 0:04:26and one samoji for naming the country.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Lara, whose face are you going to be painting today and why?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31We're going to be painting...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- ..my mum's face.- Yeah!- Yes!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Why's that?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Because by the looks of it she doesn't want her face to be painted.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Wonderful! That's the perfect reason.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Harley, what about you? Who's flagtastic in your family?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'm going to choose my uncle, cos he has a big head.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48He has the biggest face? Mm, good.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50What about you, Aimee?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'll be painting my mum's face
0:04:52 > 0:04:55because she looks like she's up for the challenge.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Nice. Well, get into position.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Adults, screw up your eyes, no peeking
0:05:00 > 0:05:02or saying the country out loud.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06And keep your eyes completely shut until I tell you to open them.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Here comes the flag. Look carefully.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11MUSIC: Left Bank Two
0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's only here for ten seconds.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21KLAXON Start painting.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26You might want to take your mum's glasses off.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28There you go. More, more, more!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Remember, you have to cover as much of their faces as possible.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Go, go, go.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Try to remember what the flag looked like.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Green, we need green.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39There you go. I see some heavy action.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Lara's mum's face.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45OK, everyone, remember, you're on the clock.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Come on, guys. Come on, come on, come on, I know you can do it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Keep going, keep going, keep going!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Harley's flag face seems to be enjoying this very much.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Nine, eight,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59seven, six,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01five, four,
0:06:01 > 0:06:02three, two,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05one. Stop painting! KLAXON
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Time's up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Let's see who's flagged and who's the artist in the making.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13OK, open your eyes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Oh, OK.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Lara, talk us through your work of art.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22So, as you can see,
0:06:22 > 0:06:25we have the colour contrast from the red to the yellow to the green
0:06:25 > 0:06:30and the lovely stripes. It brings out the face and just a work of art.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Mm, I can tell.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Harley, how did you do?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37What we did, we covered his face in green first
0:06:37 > 0:06:40and then near the end, we tried to make it all colourful.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Nice.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Aimee, tell me about your art piece.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, first we've made sure it's very clear where we've split
0:06:47 > 0:06:50the borders, and we've made it very obvious where all
0:06:50 > 0:06:53the different colours go and we've made them very separate
0:06:53 > 0:06:56and beautiful, so it makes a complete piece of art.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Aimee, do you like your piece of art?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Yes, I think it's beautiful.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I'm going to give Lara three samojis for best likeness.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08CHEERING
0:07:08 > 0:07:12And, Harley, one samoji for most coverage.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Come on!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You might look like the flag, sort of,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20but do you know what flag it is?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Write your answers down but don't show me yet.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25After three, I want you to reveal your answers
0:07:25 > 0:07:27and shout them out loud.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Does everyone have an answer?
0:07:28 > 0:07:32So, one, two, three. Reveal!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- India!- Libya!- Trinidad!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Trinidad, India and Libya?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Nope.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's the flag of Guyana.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I'm ready to give a bonus samoji.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Who is ready to flip their lid?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Yeah.- Me, I'm deffo ready.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Lara, you're first.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I want you to nominate a team member to successfully complete
0:07:51 > 0:07:53the water bottle challenge.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I'm going to go with my dad. - Ooh.- Yeah!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Now, get into premium flipping position.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Take it away, Lara's dad.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You've got three goes at this.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- ALL:- Go, Dad! Go, Dad! Go, Dad!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Oh!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12First one down. You have two goes left.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Go, Dad! Go, Dad! Go, Dad! Go, Dad!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Oh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21All right, the pressure is high, Lara's dad. Come on, you can do it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Go, Dad!- Go, Dad! Go, Dad! Go, Dad!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- I'm sorry.- Aww!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No extra samoji for you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Aimee's team have yet to score.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Harley has one samoji.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37CHEERING
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Lara takes an early lead with three.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41CHEERING
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Let's get moving. It's toilet time.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47And by that I mean the game time, not the other thing.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49I want you to move there as if you were the presenter
0:08:49 > 0:08:51of Remotely Funny.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Me.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57Hi, I'm Saara and welcome to Remotely Funny! Woo!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hi, I'm Saara and I...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02And I am from... and I'm from America.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Oh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Hi, I'm Saara and I love Finnish gravy.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Those were nothing like me - I don't have a silly accent!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13It's time for Toilet Takedown.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to write your answers
0:09:20 > 0:09:23on the closest thing to paper which, in the bathroom, is...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25..the wall!
0:09:25 > 0:09:26I'm joking.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It's still the loo roll.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30You'll have 10 seconds to answer the question.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Grab your loo rolls.
0:09:33 > 0:09:39In 2012, Brad Jolly broke the record for most pancakes flips in a minute,
0:09:39 > 0:09:42but how many times did he flip his pancake?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Fact - the largest pancake was created in Rochdale, Manchester,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50in 1994. It weighed three tonnes.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53We're going to need a bigger pan!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Put your pens down.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Come to the screen and hold up your answers.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Lara, what do you have?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I think 32.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Harley, what about you?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I think 100.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Aimee?
0:10:04 > 0:10:0675.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08The correct answer is...
0:10:08 > 0:10:10..140 times.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Three samojis for Harley!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Whoa!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Come on, give me a celebration, Harley!
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Woo!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20It's time for the race of the century in wind-up warriors.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23These ultimate rivals have wanted to race
0:10:23 > 0:10:24since the invention of the wheel,
0:10:24 > 0:10:28but which opponent can really go the distance?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30It's yellow car,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32army plane
0:10:32 > 0:10:35and, er, the little cat in the red thing.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Who will be leaving the runway with the trophy
0:10:38 > 0:10:41and who will have a pathetic puncture?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You decide in Wings Versus Wheels.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Harley, you're in the lead. You get to pick your toy first.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50What are you going for?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- The red one.- You chose C. Why?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Because it always seems like the slowest
0:10:55 > 0:10:58or the one that doesn't look like it's going to win ends up winning.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Lara, you're in second place. Who have you gone for and why?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I'm going to go for A because it looks the fastest
0:11:05 > 0:11:09and why would you not pick the fastest one?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Exactly. Aimee. That means you get the Army plane, B.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14What do you think its chances of winning are?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17I think they are very high because it's an Army plane
0:11:17 > 0:11:19so obviously its professional job is to win.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- Yes, I mean, planes travel at high speed after all, right?- Yes.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Are you ready for the race of the century?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- ALL:- Yes!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Call in your supporters and tell them who they need to cheer on.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Supporters, come and cheer on the plane!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Max concentration,
0:11:35 > 0:11:40max cheering, cos it's over in a lightning flash. Let's have a look.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Three,
0:11:41 > 0:11:43two,
0:11:43 > 0:11:45one...
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Go!
0:12:00 > 0:12:04Congratulations, Lara, three samojis for your team.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06CHEERING
0:12:08 > 0:12:12It's bonus time. I'm ready for another water bottle challenge.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Harley, who is going to be plastic fantastic for you today?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19I'm going to choose Bailey cos he's good at water bottle flips.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22We'll see about that. You've got three chances
0:12:22 > 0:12:24to get an extra samoji. Are we in position?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Yes.- Wonderful. You can go for your first try.- Come on, Bailey.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Come on, Bailey.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35That was close, but it hit the wall. Two more goes.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- Come on, Bailey.- Come on.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42One last go, last chance.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49No! Ah... Never mind.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52It's time for a samoji count-up.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Aimee is saving everything for the next game.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Harley jumps to 4 samojis.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03And Lara is still in the lead,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05with six samojis.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I need a fuel stop. And by that, I mean
0:13:10 > 0:13:14let's raid the naughty cupboard where all the sweets are kept.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I want you to go to the kitchen in the style of a weird weatherman
0:13:17 > 0:13:19or woman. How's the weather looking?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23In some places it's snowing, in some places it's rather the opposite.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- It's very stormy.- Who knows? We never get the weather right anyway!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31The outlook is good, with a strong chance of raining samojis.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's time for Kitchen Lolympics.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41All right, teams, I'm ready for lunch,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44and I want you guys to make me mine. Who's up for it?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Lara, what would you like to make me?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Pizza!- Of course, of course.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Harley, can you cook? - Mash and sausage.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Mash and sausage sounds amazing.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Aimee, what's cooking in your house?
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Well, we usually enjoy a spot of pasta with tomatoes and mozzarella.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Mm, sounds delicious. Well, this recipe reminds me of my grandma.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I know it off by heart. The first ingredient is vegetable soup.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Please enter your tins into your bowls.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17GROANING
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Next up, prunes. A whole tin!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh, my gosh.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25GROANING
0:14:26 > 0:14:30And finally, ruskeakastike, Finland's bestselling gravy.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Hold the bottle up and shout,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34"I love ruskeakastike!"
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- ALL:- I love ruskeakastike!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41I do too. Now, put a massive squeeze in.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Oh, wait, hang on, stop. Stop!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Uh, I just remembered - we weren't meant to put the prunes in
0:14:53 > 0:14:57with the soup. Sorry, Grandma. GROANING
0:14:57 > 0:14:59There's only one way to get them out.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03But you won't be using your hands - you'll be using your heads.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07It's time to play Cutlery Chaos. Get those hats and goggles on!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Where are my team captains?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Whoever gets the most prunes out of the soup and onto
0:15:20 > 0:15:25the plate will be rewarded with the greatest gift of all - samojis.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Time starts now!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Remember, they have to land on the plate.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34The ones on the table don't count.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36INDISTINCT SHOUTS OF SUPPORT
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Families, you can hold the bowl, but you can't help with the prunes.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Prunes are the enemy. They make you poo.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Pooing is healthy, though, so how are they the enemy?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Use your head, not your hands.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Ugh, everyone hates prunes, right?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Nice, nice, nice, nice.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I see Lara's going in with an interesting tactic.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02SAARA COUNTS DOWN
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Time's up! Stop! HOOTER
0:16:12 > 0:16:15And while we count the prunes on your plates,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17here's a message from our sponsor.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Who needs real gravy when you have ruskeakastike?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I'm not being paid by ruskeakastike, I promise.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26SHOP TILL RINGS
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Let's count them up, one by one. Lara, how did you do?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- No, I didn't get any. - Ah, what a pity.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Awwww!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Harley, how many prunes do you have?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41We got one.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Aimee, how many did you have?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We have two prunes.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well, the prunes have been counted and verified.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00I can reveal that the winner is indeed Aimee.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Three samojis for your team!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Well done, everyone. The hats are great, right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- ALL:- Yes! - Easy to use and everything.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Aimee...- Yes? - I smell a bonus samoji.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Get into position.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Remember, you've got three chances to earn the respect of the nation.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Aimee, why do you think Scarlet is going to do this for you?
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Because she has brilliant hand-eye coordination.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32OK, well, that's good in this game. Aimee's team, take it away.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38All right, Scarlet, you have two more attempts.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Go on, Scarlet, go on, Scarlet.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44One more, Scarlet, one more.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Scarlet, Scarlet! - Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53No! No samoji for you, Scarlet.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Let's plate up.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Aimee has made it onto the scoreboard with three samojis.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Harley is still on four samojis.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12And Lara keeps the top spot with six samojis.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Team captains, be afraid and check your sweaty palms.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24While your grown-ups wash down the walls, you need to head upstairs
0:18:24 > 0:18:26to the bedroom of destiny.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Teams, wish them luck.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Come on, give them a cheer. CHEERING
0:18:33 > 0:18:35It's the decider.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43This game is called Say What You See Moji. I've never worked out why.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant
0:18:46 > 0:18:49to represent. The first person to buzz in and answer correctly
0:18:49 > 0:18:52wins two samojis. Now, go get a buzzer.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I've got mine.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57PF-F-F-RRT!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Aimee, what do you have and what kind of sound does it make?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's a little pink squishy thing and it makes this sound.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10SQUEAKING Wonderful. Harley, what do you have?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I've got a pan and it makes this sound.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15CLANG Wonderful. Lara?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- I've got a tambourine! - JINGLING
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Perfect! Deep breath, everyone.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Focus. Start the clock.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30First Say What You See Moji. It's a watery celebration.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Lara?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Um... Swimming party.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38No. Anyone else?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Aimee?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Pool party.- Yes! Next one.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44It's a drink.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Aimee?- Chocolate milk.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Yes. Next one, it's an animated movie starring a koala and a pig.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Lara.- Sing.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Yes! Next one, it's a CBBC show hosted by Susan Calman.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You need to be clever to play it.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Lara?
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- Top Class.- Yes! Last chance. It's where you wait to catch something.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08SQUEAKING
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Aimee.- Bus stop.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Yes. And that's it. Call your teams back in.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- Mum!- Come back in.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I can reveal...
0:20:22 > 0:20:25SHE IMITATES DRUM ROLL
0:20:27 > 0:20:32..today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47..Lara! Congratulations.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Lara, I will be sending you a highly-prized Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Harley and Aimee, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Here's a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap from our sponsor.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Put them on!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, yes.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Who needs real gravy when you have ruskeakastike?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20You love ruskeakastike, just like me.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Big thanks to you, Lara, Harley and Aimee, and your teams,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27for letting us treat your homes like a playpen.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30You've been immense, it's been remote
0:21:30 > 0:21:32and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Over to you, Lara.- Play the music!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Bye!