0:00:02 > 0:00:04I never thought contouring was for me, but now, yes!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Oh! Oh, hi!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11On today's Remotely Funny...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13SCREAMING
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Went to the show, sitting in the front row
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down... #
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22No, Halloween has not come early!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Welcome to Remotely Funny.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50the game show that brings a bit of showbiz, glitz and glamour
0:00:50 > 0:00:51to your home.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53After travelling the world looking for stiff upper lips
0:00:53 > 0:00:55and weird cucumber sandwiches,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I've decided that the UK is the place for me.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01And today I'm coming to you from Splott in Cardiff.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yes, it's actually a place.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Splott sounds like a sound effect.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07SPLAT
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Anyway, if I'm in Splott, where are my Remotely Funny players?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16First up, it is Lola. Hello, Lola. Welcome.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- ALL:- Hello!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hi, I'm Lola from Berkshire.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23My hobby is swimming, and this is my team.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27This is my mum. She's a wicked runner and she loves a cup of tea.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Yeah!- This is my best friend, Jess.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32She's a massive football fan and she's a super smiler.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35This is Jess's mum.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40She loves walking her dog Freddy and she makes a sensational sponge.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42A mums-and-daughters team sounds very strong.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Let's see who you're up against.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45It is Theo!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- ALL:- Hi, Theo!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- ALL:- Hello!
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Hi, I'm Theo from Devon, and I'm a mad Tottenham Hotspur fan.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58This is my best mate, Lenny.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00We sit next to each other at school,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03and he's the best at making silly sound effects.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05This is my mum.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08She's really good at making chicken pie and she snores.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10This is my dad.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12And he's the best at making risotto
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and he snores so loud, you can't get to sleep.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Team Theo, have you got anything to strike fear into your competition?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- ALL:- Boom shaka-laka, coming at ya!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Ooh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Lola's team, are you intimidated?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- We're terrified!- Yeah...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30You should be!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And finally, it's Beth.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Everyone say hi to Beth.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- ALL:- Hi!
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Hi, I'm Beth from County Durham and I love to sing.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42This is my mum.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45She's really kind and I just love her to pieces.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47This is my best friend, Olivia.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48She's just awesome,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51and there's nothing that I would change about her.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Aw!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54This is my cousin, Megan.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58She's really sweet and I love to go on holidays together.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Well, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04It's the Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07This prize is the reason we're all here.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Use it for good, not evil,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12and always follow the instructions when it comes to washing.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Beam with pride by winning this prize.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19OK, teams, it's time to get your game faces on. To the kitchen.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Let's all do impressions of our favourite pop star.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Project those voices!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26# Baby, baby, no! #
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# Went to the show, sitting in the front row
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down... #
0:03:30 > 0:03:36# One last time, I need to be the one who takes you home... #
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Today's show is sponsored by Ruskeakastike Gravy -
0:03:39 > 0:03:421% gravy, 99% unknown.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45It's time for Kitchen Lolympics.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56the low-impact sport that leaves you with face-ache.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59And today's sport is Stacky Families,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01played when there's nothing better to do
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and when you've bought too many biscuits.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05The aim of the game is to stack as many cookies
0:04:05 > 0:04:09as you can on a chopping board, but there's a twist.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Someone will be balancing it on their head.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13GASPING
0:04:13 > 0:04:15So, team captains,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18who's got necks of steel?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Lola, who is going to be balancing the chopping board for you?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Mum is going to be balancing the chopping board on her head,
0:04:24 > 0:04:29because she is already the tallest, so that means that we can get
0:04:29 > 0:04:33a lot on if we bundle them on top when it gets high.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Theo, what about you?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39My mum, because she has very smooth hair.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Mm! Nice!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I would think your dad would be a better option.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45He has a very smooth head.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47LAUGHTER
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, Beth, who have you picked and why?
0:04:50 > 0:04:55I picked my mum, just because no-one else will be able to do it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Hm, nice!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Well, get your heads in check.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Time starts now!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Now remember, keep it steady. - Go, go, go, go!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Steady hands, steady hands.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Lola, how are you doing?
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Really good.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Come on!- Beth, how are you guys doing over there?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Nice! The towers are looking high.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Don't hold on to the tower...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25SCREAMING
0:05:25 > 0:05:27No holding on to the tower, you guys.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Timber!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Keep stacking, everyone, keep stacking.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33You don't have much time left.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Remember, the team with the most cookies on top of each other
0:05:36 > 0:05:38at the end of the time wins the samojis.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, Lola, Lola,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Lola, you're doing great. Lola, you're doing great.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nine, eight, seven...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Go, go, go, go, go! - ..six, five, four,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48three, two, one,
0:05:48 > 0:05:50everyone stop stacking!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51CHEERING
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57It is definitely Lola's team.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59CHEERING
0:05:59 > 0:06:02That's the way the cookie crumbles, my friends.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Now, Lola and Theo, you had a tower, but Lola's was taller,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09so Lola, you get three samojis for that!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Yay!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15And Beth, yours fell at the last minute, so hard luck.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Bonus for Theo's team for managing to keep that tower
0:06:17 > 0:06:18till the very end.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yay!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Wow!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You guys were stacking ninjas. You did me proud.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Now, I'm ready for a bonus samoji.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Team Beth, this is for your team.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Let's play Guess How Much It Holds.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44If you can guess within five balls, you'll get a samoji.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So guess how much it holds.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's a bowler hat full of bouncy balls.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- OK.- Have you got an answer?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56How many do you think is in this hat?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- 72.- And the answer is...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- KLAXON - Aw!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Great effort. Maybe next time.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10While you digest those cookies, I'll deal with the samojis.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Beth is yet to score, but it's early days.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yay!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Theo has one samoji.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Whoo!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And Lola has taken an early lead with three samojis.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yay!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Onwards and upwards! To the bathroom.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Everyone take a deep breath, and as you move, say "Om!"
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Om!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Om!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Mm!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53The bathroom, a place of peace and solitude.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Everyone looked at each other's... - Thwrrp!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Theo!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- That wasn't! - Who was it then? Who was it, Theo?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Lola.- Lola!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm going to ask you a question,
0:08:06 > 0:08:08and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper -
0:08:08 > 0:08:10loo roll.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Here's the question.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13To the nearest thousand,
0:08:13 > 0:08:17how many times does the average human fart in their lifetime?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Write your answers on the loo roll, and don't show me yet.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25How many farts in a lifetime?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27And this is an average, folks.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Put your pens down.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Now I want you to come to the screen and hold up your answers.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Lola, what do you have?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36400,000.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ooh! Ambitious!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Theo, what about you? Show me your answer.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I have 1,050.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Nice. Beth, you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- 11,000.- Mm-hm.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Well, the correct answer is...
0:08:57 > 0:09:01..402,000, so that means Lola, you get three samojis!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!- How did you come to that answer, Lola?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Because my dad farts at least, like, 100 times a day.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12You do quick math.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's time for Wind-up Warriors.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Today, it's the toy that can complete the most flips that wins.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Oh, my goodness, this is Flipping Fantastic!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26In the ultimate flip-off battle, it's Mr Frog,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Kenneth the Kangaroo,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30and Pinky the Rabbit.
0:09:30 > 0:09:36They've been training for months on a diet of only insects and grass.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39But who will do the most rotations in the time allowed?
0:09:40 > 0:09:46Pick your jumping opponent, because this is Flipping Fantastic!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Lola, you're in the lead. You get to pick your toy first.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54I think it's going to be the kangaroo.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Kangaroo, so that's letter B. Why do you think they will win?
0:09:57 > 0:10:03Because kangaroos bounce a lot, like, on the floor...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Makes sense. Theo.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10You're in second place. Who's calling out to you and why?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm going to go for C.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16What chances do you think the rabbit has of winning today?
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Well, rabbits can jump really high, so I think the rabbit could win.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Beth, that means you get A, which is the frog.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26What do you think its chances of winning are?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Frogs always jump, like,
0:10:28 > 0:10:33from lily pad to lily pad to lily pad to lily pad, so...
0:10:33 > 0:10:34We'll have to find out.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It is time for the wind-up challenge of the year.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I want to hear you and your team cheering your toys,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41so call your teams in
0:10:41 > 0:10:44and tell them which you picked to complete the most flips.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Team, Lenny, Dad!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ow, my foot is really hurting.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Let's see who will wind up the winner.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Three, two, one,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55go!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57C, C, C, C! Come on, rabbit!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh, no! C!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Oh! KLAXON BLARES
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Congratulations, Beth.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Yay!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Three samojis for you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17CHEERING
0:11:17 > 0:11:18You know what?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I'm in the mood to play Guess How Much It Holds.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24And this is for you, Team Theo. Your turn.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Theo, can you please get your whiteboard and pen?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Got them.- Wonderful.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Here it comes.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Guess how much it holds.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47It's the Remotely Funny watering can full of sweets.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Guess how much sweets this holds,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52the sweets being about this size each.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Can I please see your answer, Theo?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56507.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58And it is...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03KLAXON BLARES ..312. I'm sorry, Theo.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05No samoji for you!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well, well, well, what do we have here?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Theo stays on one samoji.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Whoo!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Beth has three samojis.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18CHEERING
0:12:18 > 0:12:21And Lola is in the lead with six.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Now...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30# Let's live it up in the living room. #
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I'm sorry. To the living room!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Do it in the style of your mum nagging.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Out of bed, get dressed!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40SCREAMING
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Get out of bed!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Eat your breakfast! Brush your teeth!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Get out of bed! Eat your breakfast!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Brush your teeth! Let's go!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52It is time for Remotely Funny Families.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00The lounge. It's seen it all -
0:13:00 > 0:13:03family disagreements and endless hours of TV
0:13:03 > 0:13:06all while picking you nose, hasn't it?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Yeah! Yeah!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12I thought so too. I can see by your faces it has.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Today's game is called Do, Wear, Shout.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17This game is for everyone to play,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20and by everyone, I mean the people on your team.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I'm going to give you three instructions.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24The first one will be a doing thing,
0:13:24 > 0:13:28the second one will be something you need to wear while doing it
0:13:28 > 0:13:30and the third will be words you need to shout.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32All at the same time.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36The first team back doing, wearing and shouting all three things
0:13:36 > 0:13:38will win a super samoji.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41And maybe I'll give a bonus samoji if anyone impresses me.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Everyone ready? ALL:- Yeah!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Your first Do, Wear, Shout things are...
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Pretend to hula hoop, wear something stripy
0:13:49 > 0:13:51and shout, "Is dinner ready?"
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Go, go, go, go, go! Beth, go, go, go!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You have to pretend to hula hoop,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00you have to wear something stripy and shout, "Dinner's ready!"
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Where's everyone gone? Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ooh, OK.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Lola already has something. Nice.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Beth's team... Oh, is everyone back?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Oh, my goodness! Where's Theo's family, oh!
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Oh, Beth's team seems to be... Oh, Lola, where's your last member?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oh, and we have all teams back!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23SHOUTING
0:14:23 > 0:14:25KLAXON BLARES All right, dinner's ready, OK!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Beth, your team was back first. You get one samoji.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32CHEERING
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Now, get rid of your stripes.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Your next Do, Wear, Shout things are...
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Do hop like a rabbit, wear a towel like a skirt
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and shout, "Are we there yet?"
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Go, go, go!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Go!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Come on, guys. Come on, guys.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54The first team to be back gets the samoji. This is no game.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55I mean, it is a game.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57SHOUTING
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Wear the towel like a skirt!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04SHOUTING
0:15:04 > 0:15:06KLAXON BLARES
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yes, yes, we're there. You can stop.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Lola, your team members were back first,
0:15:12 > 0:15:15but you weren't wearing your towels like skirts,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17so that means Theo's team gets a samoji.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20CHEERING
0:15:22 > 0:15:25OK, everyone, calm down. This is your last chance.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Your last Do, Wear, Shout things are...
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Do play the air saxophone,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33wear something you would wear to bed
0:15:33 > 0:15:35and shout, "I didn't do it!"
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Go, go, go, go, go, go!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Play the air saxophone, wear something you wear to bed
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and shout, "I didn't do anything!"
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Come on, remember, you have to play the air saxophone.
0:15:45 > 0:15:51You have to play the air saxophone and shout, "I didn't do anything!"
0:15:51 > 0:15:53This is carnage.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57SHOUTING
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Saxophone!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:16:00 > 0:16:01KLAXON BLARES
0:16:01 > 0:16:02OK, OK, OK, OK!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03OK.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- ..do anything. - OK, I know you didn't do anything.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06LAUGHTER
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It was a close one and I saw a lot of pyjamas,
0:16:09 > 0:16:14but Beth's team was back first, so, Beth, you get one samoji.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Let's hope your neighbours weren't walking past the house.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19If they'd seen that, the police would certainly have been called.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Now let's play Guess How Much It Holds.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Team Lola, this is your turn.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30The clue is in the title.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33If you can guess within five either way of the correct answer,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35you will win a bonus samoji.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Confer with your teams.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41So guess how much it holds.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's a cowboy boot full of biscuits.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And this is the size of the biscuit.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Lola.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Firstly, why do you think a cowboy was keeping biscuits in his boot?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Maybe cos if he gets hungry on his mission,
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- he can just have a little snack. - True, true.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Now, so give me a figure.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05151.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Well, Lola, here's the answer.
0:17:10 > 0:17:1347. No samoji for you!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15GROANING
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Let's move on.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Let's see who's at the top of the leaderboard.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Theo has doubled the score with two samojis.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yay!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Beth has jumped to five.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33CHEERING
0:17:33 > 0:17:36And just in the lead is Lola with six.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39CHEERING
0:17:41 > 0:17:43It's very tight.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Everyone freak out. It's your final chance to win.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48It's time to head upstairs,
0:17:48 > 0:17:52bypassing the bathroom, that creepy cupboard and your parents' cave.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Teams, cheer on your captains.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Bring on The Decider.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06This game is called Say What You Seemojis.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Now, show me your buzzers.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Lola, what do you have?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I have a bell.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27What about you, Theo?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I have a cup and a spoon.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Beth, what do you have?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I have something that makes a whizz noise.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37WHISTLE WHIZZES
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Ooh! Freaky!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Deep breath, everyone.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Anyone could win. Focus.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Start the clock. First Say What You Seemoji.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51It's a food you would eat at Halloween.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Lola.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Pumpkin pie.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Wonderful. Here comes the next one.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's a movie about very unhappy feathered creatures.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Beth.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Angry Birds!- Yes.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Next. It's a trip grown-ups go on after they marry.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Beth!- Honeymoon!- Wonderful.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Here comes the next one.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14It's a name of a singer.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17It's a bee, it's a sea, it's a...
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Lola.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Bee Wave?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26No! Anyone else?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29It was Beyonce!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Last one. It's a make-up trend that happens when you cry.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Beth.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Rainbow tears.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37No. Anyone else?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Lola.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Crocodile tears.- No.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Theo.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Tears on the ground?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Close, but it was glitter tears.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54And that's time up. Wonderful work, everyone, wonderful work.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56That's it. Get your teams back in the room.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Back in the room!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It is time for me to reveal...
0:20:06 > 0:20:10SHE VOCALISES DRUM ROLL
0:20:10 > 0:20:13..today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25..Beth! Congratulations, Beth!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27SCREAMING
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Beth, I will be sending you the glorious and desirable
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Lola and Theo, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Here's a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap from our sponsor.
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0:20:57 > 0:21:00CHEERING
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Shout, "I love Ruskeakastike!"
0:21:03 > 0:21:06ALL: I love Ruskeakastike!
0:21:07 > 0:21:08So do I.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09LAUGHTER
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Now, big thanks to Lola, Theo and Beth
0:21:12 > 0:21:16and your teams for letting us behave like the worst house guests ever.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You've been immense, it's been remote
0:21:18 > 0:21:20and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Beth, over to you.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Play the music!- Whoo!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27MUSIC: Remotely Funny Theme
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Bye!