0:00:02 > 0:00:05Have you heard back from Steve Spielberg yet?
0:00:05 > 0:00:10Oh. They want to go with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson instead of me?
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I understand, yeah. That's just great.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19AGH!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Remember, we have a limited amount of time!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Dylan's enjoying this a bit too much.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I've put myself down the lavvy for nowt!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30And get me a date with Harry Styles or you're fired!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome to Remotely Funny!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Yeah!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Na-na-na-na-na na-na
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Na-na-na-na-na na-na
0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Na-na-na-na-na na-na
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Na-na-na-na-na na-na
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h
0:00:51 > 0:00:52# Yeah! #
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hey, everyone.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny, the game show that,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00if I have my way, will end all other game shows.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:01 > 0:01:03After travelling the world as part
0:01:03 > 0:01:05of the Finnish water bottle flipping team,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08it was time for me to retire from international competitions.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11And I've decided that the UK is the place for me.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And today I'm coming to you from...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15SHE MUMBLES ..in Swansea.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I said Mumbles Pier in Swansea!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Anyway, if I'm in Swansea,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22where are my Remotely Funny players?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Up first, it's Nerys! ALL:- Hello!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Hi, my name is Nerys,
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I live in South Wales and I love to do break dancing.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38This is my mum and she loves to wear fancy dress.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42This is Tia, she always has a smile on her face.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And she's my friend.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46SHE SPEAK IN WELSH
0:01:46 > 0:01:50This is Tia's mum, and she never answers her phone.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hello, Nerys' cheerleading squad.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54We're about to meet your competition,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56so let me hear your team's fighting talk.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Go Nerys and her dragons!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00OK, that's nice.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Let's see who you're up against.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's Dylan!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hello, Dylan. CHEERING
0:02:06 > 0:02:12Hi, my name is Dylan, and I'm from Cornwall, and I love dogs.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15This is my brother, and he's a gaming king.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19This is my mum, and she's really good at yoga.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23And this is my uncle, and he's really, really funny.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- And this is my team. - ALL:- Yay!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yay!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You're a colourful looking bunch.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Dylan, does your team have a chant?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38We're here to play, no time for chilling.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Who are we? We are Team Dylan!
0:02:42 > 0:02:48I like it. Finally, it's... What's this? Hey, what's happening?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Is anyone back?- Hello, cocker! I can hear you loud and clear.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hacker, you've tried this before. This is my show.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I know, but I've completed an online IT course and I've found a way
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- to edit myself into the games. - You haven't even got a team!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And you know you can't win, right?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Listen, Saara, I've not seen any animals compete
0:03:07 > 0:03:11in this whole series. You need some dog-versity on this show.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15OK, fine. You can join in but no-one else can hear you, just me.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Lucky me.- Hey, cheeky.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Hello, I'm Hacker from Wigan, and three facts about me are
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I love meat paste sandwiches,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sue Barker's my favourite person on telly,
0:03:26 > 0:03:29and I've got the most lovely little ankles.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Come on, then, Hacker, every good team needs a chant. What's yours?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I'm here, I'm Hacker, and I'm going to win! Ruff!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39OK, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44This prize is more expensive than unicorn poop.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Do you know how much unicorn poop costs? Loads! That's how much.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Stand out in a crowd by winning this life-changing hoodie.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56It's quite glorious, if I do say so myself. To the kitchen!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's all head to the kitchen in the style of someone
0:03:59 > 0:04:01who is really, really hungry.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02THEY GROAN
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Food!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Oh, give me food!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Look at this foodstuff. Yes!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It's time for Kitchen Lolympics.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21All right, Dylan and Nerys, I'm starving.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I want you guys to make me a delectable dish
0:04:23 > 0:04:25from around the world.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27This recipe actually looks delicious.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Now, the first ingredient is spaghetti.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Wait, hang on. Hacker!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- How did you get all the ingredients? - I won't reveal my sauces.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39It's a little food joke. Sauces. Ha-ha! I liked it.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Fine. Play along, too.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44OK, everyone, please empty your spaghetti tins into your bowls.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49There we are.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Next up is black olives.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54A whole jar, which seems a lot, I guess.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56In the bowl?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Ugh!- Ugh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07And, finally, ruskeakastike, Finland's premium gravy.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Hold up the bottle and shout "I love ruskeakastike!"
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- ALL:- I love...! - THEY MANGLE THE NAME
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Wonderful.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Now, put a massive squeeze in, stir it into your spaghetti,
0:05:19 > 0:05:20mix it up real good.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- ALL:- Ugh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- There we go.- Oh, no, no, no. Stop!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, no, I've made a mistake.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Um... We weren't meant to put the olives in the spaghetti.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34There's only one way to get them out.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36But you won't be using your hands.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You'll be using your heads.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Let's play Cutlery Chaos.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49You'll have 60 seconds to get as many olives out of the spaghetti
0:05:49 > 0:05:51and onto that plate.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Whoever gets the most out...
0:05:54 > 0:05:58..will be rewarded the greatest gift of all. Three Samojis!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01CHEERING
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I look like an astronaut with a spoon on my head.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07OK, nice. Time...
0:06:07 > 0:06:08..starts...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11..now! 60 seconds on the clock! Come on.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't want to mess up this dish.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15We've used up so much of my precious gravy.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Remember, use your head, not your hands. Only your head.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oh, I see the hat falling off. Come on, guys.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25You must give your best effort.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I don't want any of those olives.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Yes, hands off the hats. Remember, we have a limited amount of time.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Come on, guys, come on, guys!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Keep going!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Nine, eight, seven, six,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- five, four, three, two, one... HACKER:- I'm starving!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44HOOTER
0:06:44 > 0:06:45..finished!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Nerys, can you count the olives on your plate, please.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I think we've done good because we got 12 olives.
0:06:52 > 0:06:5512 olives? Hm.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- We got...- One, two, three, four,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00five, six, seven, eight, nine!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I'm actually impressed. Hacker, how did you do?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I count them, yeah?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08One...two...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10..three? I've only got three on the plate.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Well, everyone, the olives have been counted and verified,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16and I can reveal that the winner is...
0:07:17 > 0:07:18..Nerys!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19CHEERING
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Three Samojis for your team.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Come a little closer, Nerys.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27It's time for our first bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Exciting, isn't it?
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Well, all you've got to do is find the item in the kitchen that
0:07:32 > 0:07:36I'm thinking of. You'll have 10 seconds to bring it back to me, OK?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Come closer and look me in the eyes.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Focus.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42What am I thinking?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Go get it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47All right, I'll get it.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48I got it.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52So, Nerys, what did you bring back and why?
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I brought back a tin of biscuits because everyone loves biscuits.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02- HACKER:- Are they dog biscuits? - Hacker, calm yourself.- Oh.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Let's see what the correct answer is.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12It was tin opener, I'm sorry, Nerys. I thought all kids could read minds.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Thankfully, you can't.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Let's see what that's done to the scores.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Dylan has yet to score.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22And Nerys takes the early lead with three Samojis!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25CHEERING
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Oh, and Hacker hasn't got any Samojis, either.- No Samojis?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I've been playing my little paws off here.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Onwards to your parents' quiet place - the toilet.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40And I want you to go to it in the style of an opera singer.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43SHE IMITATES SOPRANO
0:08:43 > 0:08:45NERYS SINGS HIGH NOTE
0:08:45 > 0:08:48DYLAN SHOUTS LOUDLY
0:08:48 > 0:08:52La-la-la-la-la-la lavatory! Yes!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Ah, the bathroom.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02You couldn't live without it but you wouldn't want to live in it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Not the way yours smell, anyway. SHE COUGHS
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Hacker, are you toilet trained?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Of course I'm not, cocker, no. - That's just gross.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm going to ask Nerys and Dylan a question.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Feel free to have a guess, too, Hacker.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20which, in the bathroom, is the toilet roll.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23You'll have 10 seconds to answer the question.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Now, grab your toilet rolls!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Here it is.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33In a lifetime, how many days does the average person spend
0:09:33 > 0:09:35looking for the TV remote control?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Quick fact - the largest television remote control
0:09:41 > 0:09:45is 4.5m long, and was made in India.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47All right, everyone put your pens down.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I want you to come to the screen and hold up your answers
0:09:49 > 0:09:51and tell me what you wrote.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Nerys, what did you write?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Two days.- Two days? All right.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Dylan, what do you have?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- Seven.- OK, and...Hacker?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I've written seven, so, there.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Well, the correct answer is...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09..14 days!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12That's two whole weeks. Two weeks!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Well done, Dylan, that's three Samojis for you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16CHEERING
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- Oh, and three for you, too, Hacker. Amazing.- Hurray! I'm so talented!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'm down the lavvy and I'm enjoying it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27It's time for the race to end all races.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's Wind-Up Warriors.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's Fastest Feet.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34After years of evolution,
0:10:34 > 0:10:38these competitors have developed the key skill of...walking.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43But who will be going the distance today? Will it be Nifty Nana?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Fast Fowl? Or perhaps Big Boots?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Who will be treating themselves to a pedicure?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And who will be getting blisters?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55You decide in Fastest Feet!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Because Dylan and Nerys are tied,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00we've picked your names out of a hat to see who picks first.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Nerys, you can pick your toy first.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I want to pick A.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Why do you think they will win?
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Because A is a granny, and grannies are cool.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13I love grannies.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Dylan, you pick second.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Who have you gone for and why?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I pick C, the boots,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23because they'll probably just run and run
0:11:23 > 0:11:26and run, and then they'll go fastest and win.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hm. Logical thinking there.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Hacker, seeing as you're still here, you can have B.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh! The chicken?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Ask your teams to come and join you. - Come on, team!
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- We want everyone cheering on your toys.- I'm a one-dog team, baby.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Are you ready to cheer on your toy?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45CHEERING
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Come on, you pesky chicken!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Great, let's see who'll wind up the winner.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Three...
0:11:52 > 0:11:53..two...
0:11:53 > 0:11:55..one...
0:11:55 > 0:11:56..GO!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00CHEERING
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh!
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Yeah! Come on, you can do it! You can do it, you pesky chicken.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11CHEERING
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Congratulations, Dylan, three Samojis for your team!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18CHEERING
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Dylan?- Yeah?- Come closer to me, Dylan.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- Close enough?- Yes.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's time for your bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28How much would you like a bonus Samoji?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30About 1 million years.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Well, all you've got to do is find the item in the bathroom that
0:12:33 > 0:12:38I'm thinking of. Nerys, any advice for reading my mind to Dylan?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Just try and think of what's she's saying.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I didn't really do mine so do better than me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Yeah, thanks.- Wonderful. Dylan... let's start.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Are you getting it?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yes, I think I've got it.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh! Dylan's a genius.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00Your mum's loofah and your nana's nail clippers, go and get those!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Forget it, Hacker, Dylan can't hear you.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Dylan, what did you bring and why?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09I brought soap because you use that to wash your hands
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and the sinks in the bathroom.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Let's have a look at what I was actually thinking about.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Bath mat. Sorry, Dylan. Not today.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Let's check in with the Samoji scoreboard.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Nerys...
0:13:25 > 0:13:27..has three Samojis.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28CHEERING
0:13:30 > 0:13:33And Dylan takes the lead with six.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35CHEERING
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- And, Hacker, you still have three. - Only three?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I've put myself down the lavvy for nowt!
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Now, back downstairs, you toilet tormentors. To the lounge!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Do it in the style of an emergency vehicle.
0:13:50 > 0:13:56THEY IMITATE EMERGENCY SIRENS
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Nee-naw-nee-naw... Oh!
0:13:58 > 0:14:03I love my job. I think it's time for Remotely Funny families.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Your lounge is about to see something
0:14:11 > 0:14:13that can only be described as horrifying
0:14:13 > 0:14:17because today's game is something that can never be unseen.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Strictly cringe.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20EVIL LAUGHTER
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I'm going to show the older members of your team a video,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27and they need to recreate the moves. I know, it sounds scary.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28It is scary.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32They'll also be wearing pedometers as the aim of the game is to
0:14:32 > 0:14:37win maximum steps. And, guess what, this time you get...
0:14:37 > 0:14:41..two seniors dancing for double the "Oh, no!" factor.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Nerys, how are you feeling about this?- Excited.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I feel like we're going to win,
0:14:46 > 0:14:47and I feel like I'm going to be embarrassed.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50So good!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Dylan, what about you?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Horrified, scared! - Well, you should be.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Hacker?- What?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00You don't have a team, so you'll just have to dance double the speed.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04OK, dancers, look at this for inspiration.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06# All my ladies wind to the left, sway to the right
0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Drop it down low and take it back high
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# No, I don't need introduction
0:15:11 > 0:15:12# Follow my simple instruction... #
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Show me that your pedometers are set to zero. Do I see two zeros?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Two zeros each. Hacker, is yours set to zero?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Right, they're prepped, I'm ready when you are. Let's do this thang!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26OK, guys, this is it.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Ready?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29GO!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# Say that you're bossy cos you are the boss
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Buy anything, you don't care what it costs
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# Stacked like casino, Armani, Moschino
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# If you're The Supreme then I'm Diana Ross
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# All my ladies wind to the left, sway to the right
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# Drop it down low and take it back high... #
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Dylan is enjoying this a bit too much. Which is good, of course.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Remember, the most steps gets three Samojis!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49La, la, la...
0:15:49 > 0:15:51# You know I don't need introduction
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- # Follow my simple instruction... # - HOOTER
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Stop dancing! Stop!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Woo! I worked up a little sweat there.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Nerys, what did you think of your team's dancing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:06We went crazy, we went for it, and we're going to win!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07CHEERING
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Dylan?- I feel horrified.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Hacker, those hairy legs can really move.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Well, hold up your pedometers. Let's see who's stepped to Samoji heaven.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Dylan has 223.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Nerys has 297.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28And Hacker has 189.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Three Samojis for maximum dance steps goes to Nerys' team.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35CHEERING
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, OK, I give in.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Bonus Samoji goes to Hacker for artistic dancing.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Oh, a pity Samoji. I'll still take it, cocker.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50And one Samoji to Dylan's team for cringe.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52CHEERING
0:16:52 > 0:16:55In your face!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Hacker, come closer, will you?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yeah, what do you want now?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's time for our final bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Are you ready? - I already know what you're thinking.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07And it's not pretty.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Dylan, you've already done this.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12How did you try to read my mind?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Think of the most less obvious thing.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Say you're in a bathroom, get...
0:17:19 > 0:17:23..toilet roll. Don't get toilet roll, get...
0:17:23 > 0:17:24..the bath curtains.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28OK, Hacker, look into my eyes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Not around the eyes, in the eyes.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Do you have it?- Yes! I've got it, cocker!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Go get it!- Right, I will do.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's just here, actually. How convenient.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- OK, Hacker, what did you bring and why?- I've brought this.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- A lovely, month-old sausage sandwich.- What? Why?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I've been saving it for a special occasion.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52HE SNIFFS IT
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I do like a sausage sandwich,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56but let's see what the correct answer is.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Family photo! I'm sorry, Hacker, not this time.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06This is what my family looks like.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09My auntie's a tomato.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11So, where does that leave us?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Nerys now has six Samojis.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16CHEERING
0:18:16 > 0:18:21And Dylan is just in front with seven Samojis.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24CHEERING
0:18:24 > 0:18:27And Hacker, despite surprisingly hacking into the show,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29has four Samojis.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, I can't even hack into it properly!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34That does look nice, though.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36OK, upstairs!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Nerys and Dylan, it's all to play for.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Hacker, you can play, too.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I like a laugh. Yes, they're on their own from now on.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, no. OK, let's do it.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It's The Decider!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58This game is called Say-What-You-See-Mojis.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Look at my Samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two Samojis.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Start the clock. First one.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Hacker!- Arty football.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15No. Dylan.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Paintball?- Yes, correct. Next one.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20It's an animated movie.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Dylan.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Kung Fu Panda 3.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yes, wonderful. Next one.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- It's a song by Bruno Mars. - I know!- Hacker!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Eating Carrots Whilst Dressed As A Wizard 24 Hours A Day.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No, weirdly not that.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Nerys.
0:19:37 > 0:19:3924 Carat Magic.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Wonderful. And here comes the next one.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It's a trend for making really colourful things to eat.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Nerys?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Rainbow snow cone?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51No. Anyone else? Dylan?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Rainbow... Ice cream. I don't know.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- I know!- Hacker.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Fancy horse ice cream.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- No. That was unicorn food. - That's not a thing!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yes, it is. Next one. Last chance.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08What is this? Dylan.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Horseshoe?
0:20:09 > 0:20:14Yes. That's it. Get your teams back in the room.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Come on, team.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Team!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Invisible team, come in here!
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Today's Remotely Funny winner is...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Must be me, it's easy this, I've definitely won.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32..Dylan! Congratulations, Dylan.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I will be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Nerys, you don't go home empty-handed.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48We will be sending you a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap
0:20:48 > 0:20:51from our sponsor. Put it on!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Nice.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Hacker, lucky for you, I've got a spare.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Fantastic, where is it?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02There it is. Furious. That's gone all over the floor.
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0:21:05 > 0:21:09- ALL:- I love ruskeakastike!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I love russ-miss-mass-mer-mar!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Wonderful, wonderful.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19the gravy you can smell 100 miles away.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Big thanks to Nerys and Dylan and your teams for letting us
0:21:23 > 0:21:25run wild in your palatial abodes.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And to Hacker for editing himself unexpectedly into the show.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- That's what I do! - You've been immense.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35It's been remote, and we've all been pretty funny.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Take it away, Nerys.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Play that music!
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0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Yeah!
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0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Bye! Thanks, everyone! - Thanks forever playing.
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