Nether Wallop

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Yeah, I've spoken to Freddie and Adam.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05They'll be there at eight - but I'm not inviting Becky.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Because she's a dragon, she'll totally destroy the place.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13On today's Remotely Funny...

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Oh, no!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19- ALL:- Whoo!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Welcome to Remotely Funny!

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0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Whoo-whoo!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

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0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

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0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Whoo-whoo!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45# Yeah! #

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hi, everyone, I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:48 > 0:00:51the game show that provides meals and accommodation during filming...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Mainly because it's in your house.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55After travelling the world,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I've realised I like nothing more than queueing patiently,

0:00:58 > 0:01:02so, decided that the UK is the place for me -

0:01:02 > 0:01:05and today, I'm coming to you from Nether Wallop in Hampshire.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Did you know that there are two other Wallops, as well?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Over and Middle. You Brits sure do love a Wallop.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Anyway, if I'm in Nether Wallop, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Up first is Emma!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- ALL:- Hello!

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Hi, I'm Emma from Essex and I love to dance.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27This is my mum. She loves to cook.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31This is my stepdad. He loves to fish.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34This is my best friend. She loves to sing.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Emma, what's your team motto?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- ALL:- We don't want fame, we don't want money,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42we just want to win Remotely Funny.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Yeah!- Nice!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Well, that's definitely the right attitude.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I hear you can also sing the periodic table.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Can you do that for me?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# There's hydrogen, helium lithium, beryllium

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Gold and carbon everywhere

0:01:55 > 0:01:57# Nitrogen all through the air and oxygen so you can breathe

0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Fluorine for your pretty teeth

0:01:59 > 0:02:00# Neon to brighten up the signs

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Sodium for salty times

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Magnesium... #

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Wow, amazing!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well, let's see if you have all the elements to win.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Let's find out who you're up against.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11It's Marius!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Emma's team, say hello to Marius' mob.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hi!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hi, I'm Marius from Edinburgh, and I speak some Italian.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- This is my mom, she makes the best ice lollies in the world.- Yum!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27This is my sister. She loves to play games,

0:02:27 > 0:02:29and also, she can't wait to win some...samojis!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34And this is my dad. He's taller than the neighbours' cat.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35- ALL:- Meow!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Marius! Give me some team spirit.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- ALL:- Cosine, tangent, SeaCat, ray,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Marius, Marius, all the way!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44No way!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Even more smart people - I was not prepared for this this morning.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Well, if you are so smart, I bet you can't speak Klingon.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I can speak a wee bit.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Can you speak some Klingon to me?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Qapla'!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Qapla'! Everyone try.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Qapla'! ALL:- Qapla'!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Oh! Finally, it's Rosie.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Everyone say hello to Rosie.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- ALL:- Hello!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Hi, I'm Rosie, from South London.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10This is my mum.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12She's a whiz at washing.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14This is my dad.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Sometimes he pretends to be my cat and puts on a really silly voice.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19This is my little cousin Aaron.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21He's the star player in his football team.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Tell me more about your dad's inner cat.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- GRUFF VOICE:- My name is Inge and I am a pussycat.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Rosie is my mum.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29That sounds nothing like a cat!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32It's her voice, not mine.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35What a fantastically fabulous bunch you all are.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Now, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44THEY CHEER

0:03:44 > 0:03:47This prize is my reason for living, and it should be your reason

0:03:47 > 0:03:49for getting up in the morning and putting on clothes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Be the envy of your friends by winning this prize!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56To the kitchen! Let's all walk to the kitchen in the style of a robot.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Give me your best robot voice.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01ROBOTIC BEEPING

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08the gravy guaranteed to make you feel groovy.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's time to play Kitchen Lolympics.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Today's game is big babies.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Team captains, it's time to broaden your parents' food palate

0:04:24 > 0:04:29and introduce them to the soft and squidgy textures of baby food.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Guess three of the key ingredients

0:04:30 > 0:04:33and I'll give you some samojis as a reward.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Now, where are my big babies?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Bring them in! Bring the big babies in.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Emma, what do you think about your baby?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49He's a bit stupid.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51No! I think he looks adorable.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Rosie, what do you think about your baby?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- He's very cuddly, and he looks very hungry.- Aww!

0:04:57 > 0:04:58I love babies.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59What about you, Marius?

0:04:59 > 0:05:04He is very ignorant! Also, he's very hungry.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07An ignorant baby. Wonder what that means.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Now, Emma, you're up first. Get your baby food ready.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Open wide, baby.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Here's comes the choo-choo!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, yeah! Mm!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Just savour it. Move it around in your mouth.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25One more big spoonful.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26He's a big baby, after all.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Open up!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oh, yeah!

0:05:31 > 0:05:36Now, Baby, can you name three of the main ingredients?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Rice...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40..tomato...

0:05:42 > 0:05:44..and peas.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Your baby's pouch actually contained...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48..chicken...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50..sweet-and-sour sauce...

0:05:50 > 0:05:51..and rice.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Which means you get one samoji for rice!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54THEY CHEER

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Marius.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Is your baby drooling?

0:05:59 > 0:06:04- No...- I think he is. I think he's super hungry.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- There you go. Ohh! - SPLAT

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, that sounded like... OK.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12There you go, Baby! Yes! Good boy.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Wow! You're really living your role, Dad.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Mm, does Baby like it?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21One more spoonful - and don't get it in Baby's beard.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Oh, yeah, choo-choo-choo!

0:06:25 > 0:06:31Oh, there you go! Oh, and clean the mouth a little. There you go.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Now, Baby, how do you feel?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Terrible.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Can you name three of the ingredients for me?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Er, tomato...

0:06:41 > 0:06:43..um...

0:06:43 > 0:06:44..barley...

0:06:44 > 0:06:47..and rice.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Marius, your baby's pouch actually contained...

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Peas...

0:06:51 > 0:06:53..rice...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55..and carrot. So, that means one samoji for your team.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- ALL:- Whoo!

0:06:57 > 0:07:02Rosie. Aww, I kept your big baby to last. You must be starving, Baby.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Oh, yeah, ravenous.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Mm. Well, you need an extra big spoonful for that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, that looks... Eugh! Eugh...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Eurgh! SHE COUGHS

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, here we go. Come on, Baby. Come on.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Take one for the team.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Oh...!- Oh, yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Oh... Oh, yeah! Yeah!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Yay, Baby, yummy, yummy, yummy.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Come on, Baby.- Ugh...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Your eyes are watering!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Come on, Rosie, do the aeroplane.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Eww! I can imagine the consistency.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Beautiful, wonderful.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Baby...- Yeah.- It's time for you to name three of the main ingredients.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I think, um...

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Definitely fish...

0:07:47 > 0:07:50..um...broccoli...

0:07:50 > 0:07:52..and I think maybe rice, as well.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53OK.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55It contained...

0:07:55 > 0:07:56..peas...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58..fish...and potato.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01So, you get one samoji for fish!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- ALL:- Yay!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Whoo-whoo-whoo!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Emma, if you can guess the lyric I'm singing,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I'll give you an extra samoji. Are you down for that?

0:08:10 > 0:08:11- OK.- Yeah!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13OK, but you need to look extra closely,

0:08:13 > 0:08:18because the sound is broken, and I have no idea how to fix it.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Now, you can confer with your team, but only you must answer.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Here goes Mute My Mouth - and tell me what lyric I am singing.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28SOUND MUTED

0:08:33 > 0:08:36So, Emma, what, in muted mouth, was I singing?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Was it All About At That Bass by Meghan Trainor?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yes!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42That means one bonus samoji for you!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Whoo!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Well, let's hear what it sounds like at full volume.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52# I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble

0:08:52 > 0:08:55# I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass. #

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Yeah! Yeah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01While you deal with what you've just seen, I'll tally up.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06Marius and Rosie are off the mark with one samoji,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09but Emma is just in front with two.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11THEY CHEER

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Onwards to the bathroom.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'm going to ask you a question,

0:09:21 > 0:09:24and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper -

0:09:24 > 0:09:28which, in the bathroom, is loo roll, of course.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30You will have 10 seconds to answer the question,

0:09:30 > 0:09:34and you need to write down your answer on the loo roll.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Have you ever sat on the toilet and thought about baked beans?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, that might just help you with this question.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44How many beans, on average, are there in a tin of baked beans?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Write down your answer, and don't show me yet.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56AWOOGA! OK, time's up.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Emma, what do you have?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- 125.- Mm-hm.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Marius, what about you?

0:10:02 > 0:10:032,500.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Rosie, what about you?

0:10:05 > 0:10:073,000.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, let's look at the correct answer.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's 465 beans.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Emma, three samojis for you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Yay!

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Time for the race to end all races. It's Wind-up Warriors!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22There's trouble at the turkey farm,

0:10:22 > 0:10:27and there's only one way to settle it - in Gobble, Gobble, Go!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29TURKEY GOBBLES Who said turkeys can't fly?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Well, it's the fastest bird on the board...

0:10:33 > 0:10:35..but who will be going out to roost,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37and who will be Christmas dinner?

0:10:37 > 0:10:42It's game on for A, B or C.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46So, take position for some serious feather ruffling...

0:10:46 > 0:10:49..in Gobble, Gobble, Go!

0:10:50 > 0:10:51Emma, you're in the lead,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54which means you get to pick your toy first.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Is it going to be turkey A, B or C?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00I'm going to go turkey C, because that one just standed out to me.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Marius, which turkey do you pick?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04B!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Because he's in the middle, and for some reason,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I just prefer to choose things in the middle.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Rosie, that means you get turkey A. How does that make you feel?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Fine, because my favourite colour is blue, so...

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Wonderful. It's time for the wind-up race of the year.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Call your teams back to the bathroom.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Mum!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Get over here!

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Steve!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Time to see who will wind up the winner.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Get ready. Three, two, one... Go!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51KLAXON It was B!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Whoo!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Congratulations, Marius. Three samojis for you.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01THEY CHEER

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Marius, it's your chance to earn a bonus samoji

0:12:06 > 0:12:08by guessing the lyrics I'm singing -

0:12:08 > 0:12:12but you'll have to look closely, because the sound is still broken.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17OK, here goes Mute My Mouth - and tell me what lyric and singing.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18SOUND MUTED

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Marius, what song was I singing?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Eat It by Weird Al Yankovic.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Let's see if you're right.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37# You got me wrapped up

0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Around your finger

0:12:39 > 0:12:43# I'd do anything for your love now. #

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Sorry, Marius, you just lost your bonus samoji -

0:12:46 > 0:12:49but I'm very impressed that you knew that song.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Let's check in with samojis.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Rosie still has one,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Marius moves to second place with four,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00and Emma is still in the lead with five samojis.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04THEY CHEER

0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's time to move to the lounge.

0:13:06 > 0:13:12I spy with my little eye something beginning with C.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Chair.- Chair, chair!

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Chair.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Crayon!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21No, it was the common duck. DUCK QUACKS

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Oh...- Oh, do you actually have to see the thing?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I never get this game.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28It's time for Remotely Funny Families!

0:13:33 > 0:13:38Today's game is called Do, Wear, Shout.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Whoever comes up with these games' names needs a medal... Or a holiday.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Holiday!- Not for you.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47This game is for everyone to play.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49So, mums, you can't nip off for a biscuit.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I'm going to give you three instructions.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54The first one will be a doing thing,

0:13:54 > 0:13:57the second will be something you need to wear,

0:13:57 > 0:14:01and the third will be a word you need to shout -

0:14:01 > 0:14:02and everything at the same time,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05and the first team back doing all things

0:14:05 > 0:14:07will win a super samoji.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Are you guys ready?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Yes.- Wonderful.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Your Do, Wear, Shout things are...

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Do...star jumps...

0:14:17 > 0:14:20..wear...pants on your head...

0:14:20 > 0:14:23..and shout... "Help, the Martians are coming!"

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28The first team back doing all three things gets a super samoji,

0:14:28 > 0:14:30so, try and find clean pants.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- ALL:- Help, the Martians are coming!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Help, the Martians are coming!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Whoa!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Rosie's team!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44AWOOGA! That's good. Stop!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47You guys are having too much fun.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Rosie's team was back first doing all of it.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51THEY CHEER

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Rosie... Samoji for you, Rosie!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Your next Do, Wear, Shout things are...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You have to do The Robot,

0:15:00 > 0:15:02wear socks on your hands,

0:15:02 > 0:15:05and shout "Blubber-bum!"

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Go, go, go!

0:15:07 > 0:15:08You have to do The Robot with socks on your hands

0:15:08 > 0:15:10and shout "Blubber-bum!"

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Come on, who's going to be first? Who's going to be first?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Er... Where's Marius?

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Marius' team?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Blubber-bum!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- ALL:- Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum!

0:15:26 > 0:15:27OK, Marius was back... Oh, my goodness.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Hey, Marius' team...

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Oh, oh, oh, oh...!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Is everyone doing everything?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34The Robot, socks on hands and blubber-bum?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Blubber-bum! Blubber-bum!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41You all look fantastic.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42AWOOGA!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44All right, that's enough.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Blubber-bum!

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Yeah, well, it was tight,

0:15:49 > 0:15:51but Marius, your team was first in, so you get one samoji.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52- Whoo!- Yes!- Yes.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Blubber-bum!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Your last Do, Wear, Shout things are...

0:15:58 > 0:16:00You have to play air guitar,

0:16:00 > 0:16:02you have to wear something red

0:16:02 > 0:16:05and shout, "I love hedgehogs!"

0:16:06 > 0:16:09You have to play air guitar, something red...

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, well, Marius' team is on fire. Oh, my goodness!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Whoo!- I love hedgehogs!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Oh, Emma is back.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Hey, shout for your dad!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Marius, shout for your dad. Everyone has to be in.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Whoa!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24AWOOGA!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Enough, enough! That's good, that's good, that's good. Stop!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Stop!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30That was brilliant.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33I highly enjoyed it - but once again, it was Marius' team,

0:16:33 > 0:16:35so, Marius' team, you get one samoji...

0:16:36 > 0:16:38..but I also enjoyed Rosie's dad's rubber gloves,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40so he will get one extra samoji for that.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42THEY CHEER

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Well done, everyone, well done.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Come a little closer, Rosie.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50It's your chance to earn a bonus samoji

0:16:50 > 0:16:54by guessing what on earth my muted mouth is singing.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57You can confer with your team, but you must answer.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01OK, here goes. What lyric am I singing, Rosie?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02SOUND MUTED

0:17:11 > 0:17:17Rosie, do you have any clue what, in muted mouth, I was singing?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Say You Won't Let Go by James Arthur.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Oh, sorry, that is not correct.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Let's hear what it sounds like in full volume.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29# I've been here all day

0:17:29 > 0:17:33# And, boy got me walking side to side. #

0:17:33 > 0:17:36The correct answer was Ariana Grande's Side to Side.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Sorry, no samoji for you.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Let's see who's at the top of the leaderboard.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Rosie moves on to three samojis...

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Yay!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49..Emma stays on five...

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Whoo!- Yay!

0:17:52 > 0:17:56..and Marius takes the top spot with six samojis.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Whoo!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Go to your rooms!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06You're in serious trouble.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08It's the decider.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Go, go!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21This game is called Say What You Seemojis.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28The first person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Now, go get your buzzers.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Marius, what you have there?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- A brush...- Mm. - ..and a brush container thingy.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Can you test it out for me?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45CLACKING

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Emma, what did you bring?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50This has a duck on it - cos it makes a really loud sound.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Can I hear that?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54QUACK!

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Rosie.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I've brought a saucepan and a chopstick.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59TOCK! TOCK! TOCK!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Classic combo, actually.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02Everyone, deep breath.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Focus.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Start the clock!

0:19:08 > 0:19:09First say what you seemoji.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's a TV cookery show.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13CLACKING Marius.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Is it, er...Cooking School?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18No. QUACK!

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Emma.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- MasterChef.- Yes!

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Here's next one.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24It's a movie about a bear from Peru.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26TOCK! TOCK! TOCK!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Rosie.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- Paddington.- Yes! Next one.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31It's a song by Adele.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's not goodbye, it's...

0:19:33 > 0:19:34TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Hello.- Yes, correct. Next one.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39You can mash it, boil it or bake it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Potato.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Not just.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45CLACKING Marius.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Vegetables.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47QUACK! No, no, no!

0:19:47 > 0:19:48Emma.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Um... Is it, like, mashed potato?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53No. The correct answer is hot potato.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Next one.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58He's an adventure TV star with a grizzly name.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59TOCK! TOCK! TOCK! Rosie.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Bear Grylls.- Yes! Wonderful.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Correct. Time's up.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Get your teams back in the room.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Mum! - Team, team!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Rosie!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16It is time to reveal...

0:20:16 > 0:20:22Duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn-duhn...!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Rosie!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35THEY CHEER

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Yeah.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42Rosie, I will be sending you

0:20:42 > 0:20:45a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Marius and Emma, you don't go home empty-handed -

0:20:51 > 0:20:55we will be sending you a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap

0:20:55 > 0:20:56from our sponsor.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yeah!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike,

0:21:03 > 0:21:07the gravy guaranteed to make you feel groovy.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Big, big thank you to Emma, Marius and Rosie and your teams.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13You've been immense, it's been remote,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16and I think we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Take it away, Rosie!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Play the music!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:21 > 0:21:25# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35# Oh...yeah!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:37 > 0:21:38# Whoo-whoo!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!

0:21:40 > 0:21:41# Whoo-whoo!

0:21:41 > 0:21:43# Na, na, na, na, na, na, na! #

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Bye!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- Bye!- Well done!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Well done, you guys!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Oh...yeah! #