Donkey Town

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04"Dear Diary, today, I ate spaghetti for the first time

0:00:04 > 0:00:08"and it felt weird. I love marshmallows and Shawn Mendes."

0:00:08 > 0:00:11Uh...I was just writing script for today's Remotely Funny.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Here's what's coming up...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16SHE SHOUTS

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Ahh!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20LAUGHTER

0:00:20 > 0:00:22And I don't even like marshmallows.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Welcome to Remotely Funny.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hi, everyone, I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49the game show that uses up all the hot water,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52so your mum and dad have to use the garden hose.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55After travelling the world in search of the very best cuisine,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I've decided that the UK is the place for me.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01And today, I'm coming to you from Donkey Town, in Surrey.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Hey, you at the back. No, no. Not you, the other one.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Why the long face? Ha-ha!

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Anyway, if I'm in Donkey Town, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:13 > 0:01:18Up first is Ashley. Hello, Ashley. THEY SCREAM

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hi, I'm Ashley. I'm from North London.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I'm 12 years old and I am an actor

0:01:24 > 0:01:26and this is my amazing team.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Meet my dad, the champion arm wrestler.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Meet my mum, she's the best cook.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Meet my brother, he is the sugar bandit

0:01:36 > 0:01:39because he loves sneaking sugar.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And he's also intelligent in arts and general knowledge.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44And that's my amazing team.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Welcome. Let's see who you are up against. It's Freddie!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hello, Freddie. Ashley's team, say hello to Freddie's gang.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54THEY ALL SHOUT

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hi, my name is Freddie and I'm from Lincolnshire.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I like to perform and play my guitar and these are my team-mates.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03This is my mum, she's the best at cooking by far,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05but she can't bake a cake to save her life.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08This is my dad, he thinks he's the best that dancing.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15This is my best friend. His claim to fame is his Scottish accent...

0:02:15 > 0:02:16- IN SCOTTISH ACCENT:- Hello, there.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20..and he's a lean, mean, sliding machine on the football pitch.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23So, Freddie, take a look at Ashley's team.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25What do you think of your competition?

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Well, I think my mum is the best cook. Not going to lie. So...

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ooh! Ashley, what do you have to say to that?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You look like a junior team. Junior.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36THEY BOO

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Interesting. Well, finally, we have everyone say hi to Grish's team.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47THEY ALL SHOUT HELLO

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Hi, I'm Grish from Warwickshire and I'm the ultimate team player.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54This is my team. My team consists of my dad.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58He's the handyman in the house and he loves exercise.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03And I'm the fittest man in the house!

0:03:03 > 0:03:04That really CRACKS me up.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06This is my brother.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08He loves making bad egg jokes.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12And this is my cousin. She recently moved to England

0:03:12 > 0:03:14after living in Nepal for 15 years.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16SHE SPEAKS HER OWN LANGUAGE

0:03:16 > 0:03:19So, Ashley and Freddie, what do you feel about Grish's team?

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Are they scary at all?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- ALL SHOUT:- No!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Look at these. Yeah!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Oh, wow. You guys are looking marvellous.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Let me tell you about what you could be winning today.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36It is the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- ALL:- Ooh!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41This prize is one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43It sits comfortably between the Great Pyramids

0:03:43 > 0:03:45and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Make history by winning this prize.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50To the kitchen. Pretend you are the Queen and you're showing people

0:03:50 > 0:03:52around your palace.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54So today you are...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57And this is our wonderful cabinet.

0:03:57 > 0:04:03The finest crystal glass, only found within the depths of the abyss.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Today's show is sponsored by Ruskeakastike Gravy,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08the fuel of the future.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's time to play Kitchen Lol-ympics.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21The team who fills the bowl with the most cereal wins three samojis.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24But this won't be quite as easy as it sounds.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25This is combat, after all.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29So the player will be wearing boxing gloves to make it harder.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Team captains, who have you chosen to play? Freddie?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Who's your champ and why?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38I've chosen Joe because he's a boxer...

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Oh, you think actually being a boxer is going to help him

0:04:41 > 0:04:43pour cereal into a bowl?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45He likes cereal.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Oh, then we have a lot in common, man.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Ashley, why do you think your dad can win this breakfast bout?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54He is the fastest in the house. Believe me!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Does he have good hands, though?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Have you seen his hands? Yeah, he has fantastic hands.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I mean, that's his arm, can I see his hand?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK, those look good, too. Grish.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06What skills does your dad have to make him a winner?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Well, my dad always wanted to be an MMA fighter,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- so this could be his chance.- OK.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Limber up and show me some moves. I want to see some sparring.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Now, OK, I see that Ashley's dad is already going in hard.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19And then, Grish. Grish's dad. And finally...

0:05:19 > 0:05:22OK, cool, cool, nice, nice. Remember that shielding hand.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Boom, boom, boom. I know nothing about boxing. Cool.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Now, let's get this thing started. Where's my microphone?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31In the blue corner, we have Freddie's friend Joe.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33And in the red corner, we have Ashley's dad.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36And in the yellow corner, we have Grish's dad.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41The gloves are on. Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Begin.

0:05:42 > 0:05:4460 seconds on the clock.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46It's the fight of the century.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47A jab there and a hook.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52There's nothing like a bout at breakfast.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- That looks very awkward.- Come on!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Whoop! And remember, just the cereal.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't need boxes in my bowls.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05THEY CHEER

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Grish's dad...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11This looks really funny, to be honest.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, he's hitting it. He's hitting it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Remember, you have limited amount of time.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22You need to get as much cereal as possible in the bowl.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Freddie's friend is struggling.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Come on, come on, come on.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Is he going to get any cereal in the bowl? This is critical.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I see Ashley's dad is really killing this game.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, yes, yes. Grish's dad. Ooh! Nice.

0:06:37 > 0:06:43Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47three, two, one. Time's up. Stop!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Stop, stop.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Place your bowls in front of the camera and

0:06:51 > 0:06:53let me see who has fought the hardest.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Freddie's team, what you have in there?- Not much.- A lot of sweat.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- You have a lot of boxes.- Boxes.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05OK, I see Ashley's team has a whole bunch of cereal.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07All right, I think this is a clear game.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well done, Ashley. Three samojis to

0:07:10 > 0:07:12your team for filling the bowl with the most cereal.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15ALL CHEER

0:07:15 > 0:07:17And one samoji for Grish's team

0:07:17 > 0:07:19cos that was a very close bout.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Congratulations.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22THEY CHEER

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Have I mentioned I absolutely love cereal?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Ashley, can I have a taste of your winning cereal?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31You're going to love this one, trust me.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Ah, hold it up for me.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37There we go. Thank you so much.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- No problem. - SHE CHEWS VERY LOUDLY

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I love it so much.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44DONKEY BRAYS LOUDLY Knockout.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Freddie, it's your chance to win an extra samoji

0:07:49 > 0:07:51in a little something I like to call...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53BELLS DING

0:07:53 > 0:07:55..Home Truths.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Freddie, I want you to stand back-to-back with your mum.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03No cheating and no peeking, none of that.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Grab the whiteboards and pens.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06OK, here's the question,

0:08:06 > 0:08:10what's the most annoying thing about your dad?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14If you both give me the same answer, you got one samoji.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Have you got an answer? DRUM ROLL

0:08:19 > 0:08:23One, two, three.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Dancing.- Sniffing. - BUZZER

0:08:25 > 0:08:27No!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Oh, no. You did not get the same answer.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32You missed the chance of getting one samoji.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35THEY GROAN

0:08:35 > 0:08:37SHE SNIFFS What's that smell?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, it's samoji time.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Freddie is on zero.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43THEY GROAN

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Grish has one samoji.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48THEY MOAN AMBIVALENTLY

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And Ashley takes the lead with three.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54THEY CHEER

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Beautiful work. Now, onwards to the bathroom,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05or wee-wee palace, as we call it in Finland.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I want you to move to the loo as if the floor was made of lava.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Is it hot?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ahh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oh-oh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22HE PANTS

0:09:22 > 0:09:24It is time for Toilet Takedown.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34OK, I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to write your answers

0:09:34 > 0:09:36on the closest thing to paper,

0:09:36 > 0:09:38which in the bathroom is the loo roll.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Here it is.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Ever drunk so much liquid you might burst?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Well, think about this, on average how many cups of tea does

0:09:47 > 0:09:51the entire population of the UK drink a day?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53SLURPING I'll give you a clue.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54It's to the nearest million.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59We have limited amount of time, so please write your answers

0:09:59 > 0:10:01and don't show me yet.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05OK, time's up. Pens down.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Now, come to the screen and hold up your answers.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Freddie, what did you write? - 3 million.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Grish.- 7 million.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- And Ashley.- 280 million.- Hm.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Interesting.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23The correct answer is...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25..165 million cups of tea.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ashley, you were the closest.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Only 115 million out.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Three samojis to you, Ashley. Congratulations.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36HE CHEERS

0:10:36 > 0:10:38It's time for the race to end all races.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40It's wind-up warriors.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's a Rumble In The Jungle when these mighty mammals meet.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46But who will be crowned king

0:10:46 > 0:10:50and who will be buying the drinks at the watering hole?

0:10:50 > 0:10:55It's the gorilla, elephant and giraffe.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58And they all want to be a...

0:10:58 > 0:11:04So, take position because it is time to Rumble In The Jungle!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10OK, players, so gorilla, elephant or the giraffe.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Ashley, you are in first place.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Pick your toy and tell me why you think they will win.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19I pick the giraffe because it has long legs and...ahh!

0:11:19 > 0:11:20It will go very fast.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22OK, that makes sense.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Grish, you are in second place, who have you gone for and why?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I picked the elephant. Slow

0:11:27 > 0:11:28and steady always wins the race.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Slow and steady will win the race?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32OK, well, you know, we never know

0:11:32 > 0:11:34because you know, they are wind-up toys.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35We don't know which one goes the fastest

0:11:35 > 0:11:37cos they are not real animals.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40But hey, Freddie, that means that you get gorilla.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43What do you think the gorilla's chances of winning are?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45You know, I think they are high

0:11:45 > 0:11:48because normally the jungle

0:11:48 > 0:11:50has trees

0:11:50 > 0:11:55and elephants and giraffes aren't actually in the jungle,

0:11:55 > 0:12:01so maybe it could use a bit of geographical terms to win.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05It's time for the wind-up race of the year.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Call your teams back in, guys.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Let's see who will wind up the winner.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13CHEERING

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Get ready! Three, two, one...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21..go!

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Let's watch that again.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33CHEERING

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- King of the jungle! - Congratulations, Freddie.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Your weird tree psychology works.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Three samojis for you.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Tree whisperers.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Ashley, it is your chance to win an extra samoji.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Are you interested?- Yes.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Let's do Home Truths. BELLS DING

0:12:56 > 0:13:00And now just like before, no peeking, no cheating, no conferring.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02The question stands,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05what's the one thing your mum couldn't live without?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07And if you both give me the same answer,

0:13:07 > 0:13:09you get bonus samoji.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12One, two, three.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14- My dad.- My phone!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16BUZZER LAUGHTER

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, my goodness. Wow!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20OK. That's a little awkward.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Ashley's dad, how do you feel about that?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I just can't believe it. You said one THING.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's OK. It's OK.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Not the kids, not the husband, but the phone.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34All right, no samoji for your team.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Let's check in with the samoji scoreboard.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Grish has one samoji.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Freddie moves on to three samojis.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And Ashley, my dear, you are still

0:13:44 > 0:13:46in the lead with six samojis.

0:13:46 > 0:13:51CHEERING

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Wonderful, wonderful work.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Now, let's live it up at into the living room.

0:13:57 > 0:14:03Move! I've got a chant. "Lads, lads, lads. We're the lads on tour."

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Lads, lads, lads...- Lads, lads, lads.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Lads, lads, lads.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Lads, lads, lads.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13It is time for Remotely Funny Families.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Today's game is fun and educational,

0:14:22 > 0:14:26two words I never thought I'd say in the same sentence on this show.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29It is time for that old British party game - Flag Face.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Everyone plays this here, right? Right?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Huh?- No, no.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39Well, Freddie, whose face are you going to be painting and why?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42My dad's because he's better at guessing flags.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43OK, that makes sense.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45What about Ashley, who are you painting and why?

0:14:45 > 0:14:50I'll paint my mum because her face is nice and smooth.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Oh, all right. A good canvas there. Grish.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57I'm painting my dad because he likes to think he knows a lot about flags.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Oh.- Oh, likes to think?

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Well, let's see if he actually knows a lot about flags soon. Canvases...

0:15:03 > 0:15:08I mean adults. Screw up your eyes. No peeking. Here comes the flag.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Look carefully.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Look at it.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14You are going to be painting this on their face.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Now, that's it. Start painting!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22You have 45 seconds on the clock to recreate this

0:15:22 > 0:15:24flag on your parents' faces.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Ashley. Do it over the whole face.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34The whole thing.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Wonderful. Grish, wonderful. I'm seeing great progress over there.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47All right, we are running out of time, guys.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49We are running out of time.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Seven, six, five, four,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03three, two, one. Time's up!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Time's up. Stop painting.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10Let's see who's flag-tastic and who's just...well, flagging.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Open your eyes.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Freddie, talk us through your work of art.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Uh...terrible. - LAUGHTER

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Now, Ashley, how did you make this masterpiece on your mother's face?

0:16:23 > 0:16:28I think it was too smooth for the paint. Too smooth. Too smooth.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31I've got to tell you, I do prefer her without this make-up.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Now, Grish, are you happy with the flag face you created?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh, yeah, it looks pretty similar to the flag that we saw.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40You know what? it looks so great, I'm going

0:16:40 > 0:16:42to give you three samojis, Grish.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44CHEERING

0:16:44 > 0:16:47But does anyone actually know the country?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Write your answer down on the white board.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56After three, everyone reveal your boards, OK?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00One, two, three!

0:17:02 > 0:17:03BUZZER

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Oh! I'm sorry.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09No-one had the right answer. It was the flag of the Seychelles.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Grish, it is your chance to win an extra samoji.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Are you down for that?- Yeah!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Because it's time for some Home Truths.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19BELLS DING # Home Truths! #

0:17:22 > 0:17:24And here comes the question.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27If your dad was an emoji,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29what emoji would they be?

0:17:31 > 0:17:35If you both give me the same answer, you get the samoji.

0:17:35 > 0:17:40On three, shout the answer out loud and reveal, OK?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43One, two, three, reveal!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Smiley samoji. - BUZZER

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What is that, Grish's dad?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- QFC...- That's not an emoji.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54LAUGHTER

0:17:54 > 0:17:56You guys didn't have the same answer,

0:17:56 > 0:17:58so you missed your chance to get a bonus samoji.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm very sorry.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Let's see who is at the top of the leaderboard.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Freddie stays on three samojis.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Grish is now on four samojis.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10And Ashley is still

0:18:10 > 0:18:13in the lead with six samojis.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16THEY CHEER

0:18:20 > 0:18:22It's time to go upstairs.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Feel free to send someone ahead to pick your pants up off the floor.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Bring it on.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29It is The Decider.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39This game is called Say-What-You-See-mojis.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Look at my samojis and tell me what they are meant to represent.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Now, get your buzzers.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Ashley, what do you have?

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- I have... - TOY SQUEAKS

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- ..a squeaky toy buzzer. - Wonderful. Freddie, what about you?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- I have a maraca.- Mm.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I like the originality.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Grish, what did you bring?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05A spoon and a plate.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08SHE GRUNTS Start the clock.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10It is a reality style drama that follows

0:19:10 > 0:19:13the lives of a group of dancers.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Ashley.- The Next Step.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yes, correct! Here comes the next one.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22TOY SQUEAKS Ashley.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23See a ghost?

0:19:23 > 0:19:24No.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27It's a game that you might have played as a child.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30- Grish.- Peekaboo.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Yes, congratulations. And the next.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36It's a song by Ed Sheeran

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Ashely.- Brazil.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40No.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Next. Freddie.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Galway Girl.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yes, correct. Next one.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's a saying you use when you might be in the wrong.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Grish.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Barking up the wrong tree.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Correct! Well done. Last chance.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Ashley.- The Boss Baby.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02It's correct! Wonderful. Time's up.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Get your teams back in the room.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Mum, dad...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Hawaiian heroes!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14And I can reveal...

0:20:14 > 0:20:17..dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Ashley! CHEERING

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Congratulations, Ashley.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Congratulations.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Ashley, I will be sending you a highly prized

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47Freddie and Grish, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51We will be sending you a "Money can't buy Remotely Funny" cap,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53from our sponsor, of course. There you go.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Beautiful. You love ruskeakastike! Just like me.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Today's show is sponsored by Ruskeakastike Gravy,

0:21:02 > 0:21:04the fuel of the future.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Big thanks to you, Freddie, Grish and Ashley

0:21:07 > 0:21:10and your teams for letting us turn your houses absolutely

0:21:10 > 0:21:13upside down in the hope of landing a hoodie.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You have been immense, it's been remote,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Take it away, Freddie. - Bring on the music!

0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:23 > 0:21:27# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:27 > 0:21:29# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:29 > 0:21:32# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:32 > 0:21:36# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh yeah

0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:38 > 0:21:39# Woo-woo!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na

0:21:41 > 0:21:45# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh Na-na-na-na-na-na-na na na-na... #

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- ALL:- Bye. - Bye!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh yeah! #