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0:00:03 > 0:00:05On today's Remotely Funny...

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Because she's very old and she's getting wrinkles

0:00:09 > 0:00:10and she needs a facial.

0:00:10 > 0:00:11Mm...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Welcome to Remotely Funny!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Ohhhh, yeah!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:00:21 > 0:00:22# Woo! Woo!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# Woo! Woo!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Woo! Woo!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Woo! Woo!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Ohhhhhhhhhh

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Yeah! #

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hi, everyone. I'm Saara and this is Remotely Funny,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41the game show that allows me

0:00:41 > 0:00:44to be the worst friend you've ever brought home from school.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Parents love me, ha-ha!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49After travelling the world on a mission to learn every single

0:00:49 > 0:00:53regional accent, I've decided that the UK is the place for me.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56And today, I'm coming to you from...

0:00:56 > 0:00:57..Ugley in Essex.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's not ugly, it's proper reem!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Drop me out!

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Anyway, if I'm in Ugley, where are my Remotely funny players?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Who's up first?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09It's Tabby! Hello, Tabby!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- ALL:- Hello!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Hi, I'm Tabby from Hertfordshire

0:01:13 > 0:01:15and I love gymnastics.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17This is my mum, she's really good face painting.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18ROAR!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19OOH-OOH-AAH-AAH!

0:01:19 > 0:01:24This is my dad, he's the best at making home-made Yorkshire puddings.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27This is my brother, he's cricket crazy.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Tabby's team, I hear you're the one, yeah?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- ALL:- She's the one, yeah! She's the one, yeah!

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Nice!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Wonderful.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Well, Tabby, I might just need someone's vocal skills later.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Can you give me a little something?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# Yodelay-yodelay-hee-hoo! #

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Ooh! Let's see who you're up against.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49It is Lyle!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Tabby's team, say hello to Lyle's gang.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Hello!- Hey, Lyle's gang!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Hi, Lyle.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hello, my name is Lyle and I'm from Glasgow

0:01:57 > 0:01:59and I can dance to any song.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03STRICTLY THEME PLAYS AND LYLE SINGS ALONG

0:02:03 > 0:02:06This is my dad and he likes trains.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Choo choo!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10This is my mum and she likes frozen grapes.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15And here's my friend Alistair and he can speak Gaelic.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18MADAINN MHAITH, SAARA!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Tabby's team, are you scared of Lyle's team?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- ALL:- No!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26And finally, it's Shazia!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Everyone say hi to Team Shazia.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- Hi, Shazia!- Hi!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hi, my name's Shazia,

0:02:35 > 0:02:39I love dancing, gymnastics and baking.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42This is my younger sister, Aliya, she's a cheeky monkey

0:02:42 > 0:02:45and she always has a trick up her sleeve.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49This is my friend, Olivia, she would like to be a marine biologist.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51This is my mum, she has a big mouth.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54But she loves eating healthy.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56This is my aunt.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59She is the best aunt,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01but she is also the worst cook.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03That's my team for you!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Well, let me tell you what one of you could be winning today.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Priceless, inspiring, soft,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14all words that have been used to describe this prize.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Create a winner's wardrobe and join the elite

0:03:17 > 0:03:19by being a champion today.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Now, get in the zone

0:03:20 > 0:03:23because it's time to play Remotely Funny Families!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Doosh!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32As famous in Finland as Father Christmas,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34me and of course ruskeakastike,

0:03:34 > 0:03:36it's Finish the Lyrics.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Lyle, who have you picked?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Er, my dad, my dad, my dad.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Why is he going to be good for this?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43He's just got oldness in him.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47What about you, Tabby, who's going to be playing for you and why?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49My mum cos she's weird.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Ooh, OK, so we have old, weird...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Shazia, who's going to be playing for you and why?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- My auntie!- Oh, no!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Because she's more of a 21st-century person that my mum!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Whoa, nice! OK.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08Contenders, find something your singers can use as a microphone.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'm going to go...

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Ahh.- Ooh.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Lyle, what do you have?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- My little brother's toy. - Interesting.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Tabby, what did you bring in for a microphone?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25A spoon.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Resembles a microphone. Shazia, what do you have for a microphone?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I've got a microphone!

0:04:30 > 0:04:31WHAT?!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Mind blown!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Shazia, I like you.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I'm going to play each of you a song and when the music stops,

0:04:40 > 0:04:42you need to finish the lyrics.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44If you don't know the lyrics, make them up.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47And for goodness' sake, give me a good performance.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Tabby's mum, you're going first. Play the song!- OK.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Girl put your love on me

0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Cos I won't let you down

0:04:54 > 0:04:56# I won't let you down

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# And we'll be singing, singing

0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Singing, singing, singing, singing, singing, singing... #

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Here we go.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02We're coming closer.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Tabby's mum, it's you moment, sing!

0:05:05 > 0:05:06# We'll be singing... #

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- AIRHORN - # Ah put your love on me... #

0:05:09 > 0:05:10CAT SHRIEKS

0:05:10 > 0:05:13- # I don't know any more words but I'm going to sing...- #

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ahhhhh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Keep singing!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20# Sing it, sing it, sing it, sing it... #

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Stop, it's so terrible!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Tabby, how do you feel?

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Ashamed!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ha-ha!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31And here's how Galantis and Hook N Sling do it.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# Girl put your love on me

0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Cos I won't let you down

0:05:36 > 0:05:38# I won't let you down

0:05:38 > 0:05:39# And we'll be singing

0:05:39 > 0:05:42# Girl put your love on me

0:05:42 > 0:05:44# I feel it all around

0:05:44 > 0:05:46# I feel it all around

0:05:46 > 0:05:47# And we'll be singing... #

0:05:47 > 0:05:50OK. Lyle's dad, it's your turn.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Hit the music!

0:05:51 > 0:05:56# She tells him, "Your life ain't gonna be nothing like my life,

0:05:56 > 0:05:58# "You're gonna grow and have a good life

0:05:58 > 0:06:01# "I'm gonna do what I've got to do"... #

0:06:01 > 0:06:02AIRHORN

0:06:02 > 0:06:05# So rockaway, rockaway...ay... #

0:06:05 > 0:06:07GLASS SMASHES

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Keep going, keep going!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14# Rockabye... #

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# Baby, rockabay... #

0:06:16 > 0:06:17CAT SHRIEKS

0:06:17 > 0:06:19# I know I've got your love

0:06:19 > 0:06:21# I'm going to something about your love... #

0:06:24 > 0:06:28I think my dad should get a samoji for cringe.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29I'll be the judge of that, Lyle.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31But Clean Bandit do it the best.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Here it is.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36# Rockabye, baby, don't you cry

0:06:36 > 0:06:37# Rockabye

0:06:39 > 0:06:40# No

0:06:40 > 0:06:42# Oh-oh-oh-oh, rockabye

0:06:44 > 0:06:45# Yeah, yeah... #

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Finally, no pressure, Shazia's aunt.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Go track!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Come and get it while you've still got time

0:06:53 > 0:06:54# Hey!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Get your boy on his knees and repeat after me, say

0:06:59 > 0:07:02AIRHORN Sing!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06# Something something secret potion # Something something secret potion

0:07:06 > 0:07:07CAT SHRIEKS

0:07:07 > 0:07:12# La-la-la-la I'm from the wrong century! #

0:07:12 > 0:07:13GLASS SMASHES

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Woohoo!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- All right, thank you so much, thank you so much.- Yes!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Uh, Shazia?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Sum that performance up in three words.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Weird, embarrassing...

0:07:23 > 0:07:24The best.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Oh! OK!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Here's how the Little Mix girls do it.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Take a sip of my secret potion

0:07:32 > 0:07:34# I'll make you fall in love

0:07:34 > 0:07:37# For a spell that can't be broken

0:07:37 > 0:07:39# One drop should be enough... #

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Whew!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44It was a tight competition, all pretty equally terrible,

0:07:44 > 0:07:49but Tabby's mum, three samojs for overall best performance!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- ALL:- Yay!

0:07:51 > 0:07:56Shazia's aunt and Lyle's dad both get one samoji for cringe.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Woo!- Yay!

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Lyle, it's your chance to win an extra samoji in...

0:08:06 > 0:08:07# Home Truths. #

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Lyle, I want you to sit back-to-back with your mum.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Don't be shy.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Write your answer down on the whiteboard.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Here's the question.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24What would your dad take to a desert island?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26That's desert, not dessert.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I've got that planned for later.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Now, if you give me the same answer, you get the samoji.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Do you have answers?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35After three, reveal.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37One, two, three!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Phone! - Train timetable!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42BUZZER Good answers but unfortunately,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45they weren't the same so you missed your chance to get a bonus samoji.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Sorry, Lyle's team.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Scoreboard time.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Lyle and Shazia both have one samoji.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53- Yay!- Yay!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57And taking an early lead is Tabby with three samojis.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Yay!- She's the one!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Great. Now, I need the bathroom.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Let's go, go, go, go! I can't hold it! Arrrgh!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I want your whole family to move to the bathroom like a herd of cows.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13MOO!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- Moo!- Moo!- Moo!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Moo!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Moo!- Moo!- Moo!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26MOO!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35I'm going to ask you a question

0:09:35 > 0:09:38and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper

0:09:38 > 0:09:40which is loo roll.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43You will have ten seconds to answer the question.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46We all get stinky feet now and then but in thousands,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48how many sweat glands do you have on your feet?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Write down your answers and don't show me yet.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Quick fact, did you know there are 52 bones in your feet

0:09:58 > 0:10:01and they make up one quarter of all the bones in your body?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03BUZZER Now, pens down.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Tabby, what do you have?

0:10:06 > 0:10:087,000.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09What about you, Lyle?

0:10:09 > 0:10:112,000.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- And Shazia?- 10,000.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Hmm.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Well, the correct answer is...

0:10:18 > 0:10:19..250,000,

0:10:19 > 0:10:22so that means three samojis for Shazia!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yay!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28It's time for the race of the century

0:10:28 > 0:10:30in Wind-Up Warriors.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34The toy that travels the furthest will be crowned the winner.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Let's take a look at today's contenders.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39It's...

0:10:39 > 0:10:41These unicorns love nothing more than

0:10:41 > 0:10:44leaving their competition in the fairy dust.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47But who will be crowned the magic stallion

0:10:47 > 0:10:49and who will be, well,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51just pony.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Saddle up, it's...

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Shazia, what toy are you picking and why?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I chose, um, C

0:10:59 > 0:11:02cos it looks far ahead.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Tabby, you can pick next.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Who are you going for and why?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09B because, erm,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11it looks pretty fast.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Lyle, that means you get A. How does that make you feel?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Do you think you have a chance in this game?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yes, because it means "ace".

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Mm. Well said.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Doosh!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Are you ready for the race of the century?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Arrgh!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Yes! Now,

0:11:30 > 0:11:31let's see who winds up the winner?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Three,

0:11:33 > 0:11:34two,

0:11:34 > 0:11:36one!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38GOOOOO!

0:11:40 > 0:11:41Ohhh...

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45No!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47NEIGH!

0:11:47 > 0:11:48Ha-ha-ha!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53WHOOOOOOA!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55AIRHORN

0:11:55 > 0:11:57That was a close one!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Congratulations, Tabby, three samojis for you.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Yeah!

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Yeah!- Tabby, it's your chance to play...

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Home Truths!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Here's the question. Who's your mum's celebrity crush?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21No conferring.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Have you both got an answer?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Yep.- Yeah, I've got an answer.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28After three, reveal.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29DRUM ROLL

0:12:29 > 0:12:31One, two, three,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33shout it out loud!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Ant and Dec! Kevin from Strictly!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35BUZZER

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ah, so it's Kevin from Strictly and Ant and Dec.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Unfortunately, those were not the same answers

0:12:41 > 0:12:43so you missed your chance for the extra samoji.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I'm sorry, guys.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46What was it?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I-I'd say Tom Hardy!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- What?!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yeah for Tom Hardy!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Woo!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55WOLF WHISTLE

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I smell samojis...

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Lyle still has one.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Shazia is now on four samojis.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Yay!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13And Tabby has moved into the lead with six samojis.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Yay!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Now, to the kitchen. I want to hear you beatboxing on the way!

0:13:22 > 0:13:27THEY BEATBOX

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Lyle, give me a little beatbox!

0:13:29 > 0:13:34HE BEATBOXES

0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's time for Kitchen Lol-ympics.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Today's show is sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49the gravy so versatile, you can pour it on your ice cream,

0:13:49 > 0:13:51cornflakes or sunburn.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's my birthday today!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Who remembered?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Anyone? Anyone?

0:14:00 > 0:14:01This is awkward. Ahem.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04There's one way you can make it up to me though.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Bake me a cake!

0:14:05 > 0:14:06But there's a twist.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10I want you to make it on your parents' faces.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'm going to show you all a picture

0:14:12 > 0:14:15and you need to recreate my chosen cake in the time allowed.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Samojis for the face that looks most like the picture.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Tabby, who's going to be your cake stand today?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23My dad.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Lyle?- My mum.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Shazia?- My mum!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Because she's very old and she's getting wrinkles

0:14:30 > 0:14:32and she needs a facial.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33No!

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Shazia, don't go there, I tell you,

0:14:35 > 0:14:37don't go there, don't go there.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38I'm going to be showing you a picture

0:14:38 > 0:14:40of the cake you need to recreate

0:14:40 > 0:14:42and I want you to look carefully.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Here comes my birthday creation.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Three, two, one,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53cake bake!

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Use the hands.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Use the hands.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58SHE SCREAMS

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Avoid the eyes, please, avoid the eyes.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Ahhh! Ah!

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Ahh, no!

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Oh...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Right.- Ahh!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- SHE SCREAMS - What do you need?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Get those marshmallows on, I want to see sprinkles!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I've got sprinkles!

0:15:26 > 0:15:27BUZZER Time's up!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Let's look at our cake faces.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Shazia, talk me through your cake.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Um, you've got one cherry...- Ooh!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- ..loads of sprinkles and an icing face.- Ooh!

0:15:37 > 0:15:38It fell off!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Lyle, tell me about your cake.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45An icing face, cheese balls, marshmallows just everywhere.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Mum, let's have a look closer.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51We look like the same person, ha-ha-ha!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Tabby, tell me about your cake?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55A masterpiece!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57It really is.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Three samojis for the best cake face goes to

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Tabby for getting all these sprinkles on.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06- Yay!- She's the one!- Oh yay!

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Tabby's dad, come closer, I want to have a lick at the winning cake.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Mmm...

0:16:12 > 0:16:15SHE SMACKS HER LIPS Mmmmm!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I've got a bonus to give out.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Shazia, you ready?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Yeah.- It's time for...

0:16:21 > 0:16:22# ..Home Truths. #

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Write your answer on your whiteboard.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31What's the worst thing your auntie cooks?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35If you give me the same answer, you get the samoji.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38No cheating, no conferring, no peeking, none of that.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Do you both have an answer?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Yes!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46OK, after three, reveal and shout.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48One, two, three.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Go!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Roast chicken!- Pasta!- Oh!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Oh! You didn't have the same answer so you don't get the bonus samoji,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57sorry, Shazia.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Shazia's aunt, how do you make pasta badly?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Very easily, apparently.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- You should come over, Saara. - Any time, just message me.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08As long as you're not cooking.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Samojis, a bonus round and delicious ingredients

0:17:11 > 0:17:15that you can save and tuck into later, what's not to like?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Thank you, Remotely Funny, it's been a wonderful birthday.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let's get a samoji slice.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Lyle stays on one.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29He's saving himself for the last game.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Shazia is still four samojis.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39And Tabby steams ahead onto nine samojis.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Yay!- Yay!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Wash off that cake mixture and those smiles,

0:17:45 > 0:17:46you know what's coming.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Up to your bedrooms!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Cheer your team captains because...

0:17:52 > 0:17:53..it's the decider.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03This game is called Say What You See-mojis.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Look at my samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two samojis.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Now go get a buzzer!

0:18:18 > 0:18:19Hmm.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Lyle, what do you have and can you test it out for me?

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I have my little brother's elephant toy.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28SQUEAK, SQUEAK!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Perfect.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Tabby, what did you bring?

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I have, like, this big spoon and fork.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Wonderful. Shazia, what's your buzzer?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I've got bells.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Could be better. Deep breath.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Focus.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Start the clock.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54First Say What You See-moji.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56It's a song from the movie Frozen.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Shazia.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Build-A-Bear.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01BUZZER No. Anyone else?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Lyle?

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Er, Let It Go.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05BUZZER

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Nope, it was Do You Want to Build a Snowman? Next.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10It's a toy that keeps your fingers busy.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Tabby.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Fidget spinner!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yes, correct. Next one.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18This one, it's a bug that you find in the garden.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Shazia.- Earthworm.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Yes! Here comes the next one.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25It's a CBBC show about different types of jobs.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's the show about jobs on CBBC.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Anyone? No?

0:19:32 > 0:19:33BUZZER It was All Over the Workplace.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Next one.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36It's a movie about dinosaurs.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Lyle.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Jurassic World!

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Yes!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43BUZZER Time's up.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45That's it, get your teams back in the room.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Team, come on!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I can reveal...

0:19:56 > 0:19:59SHE IMITATES DRUM ROLL

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:02 > 0:20:08HEARTBEATS

0:20:08 > 0:20:12HEARTBEATS SPEED UP

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Tabby! Congratulations, Tabby!

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Yay!- Woohoo!

0:20:17 > 0:20:24CHEERING

0:20:24 > 0:20:27# Yodelay-yodelay-hee-hoo! #

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Arrrrrgh!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Steady, Tabby, steady!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Are you OK?- I'm OK!

0:20:31 > 0:20:32OK, good.

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Tabby, I'll be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Shazia and Lyle, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Here's a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap from our sponsor.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Put them on!

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Yes!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike gravy.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Gravy so versatile, you can pour it on your ice cream,

0:20:53 > 0:20:55cornflakes or sunburn.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Shout, "I love ruskeakastike"!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03- ALL:- I love ruskeakastike!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Ah, that is music to my ears. I love it too!

0:21:07 > 0:21:12Now, big thanks to Tabby, Lyle and Shazia and your teams.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I came and conquered your homes with mess and muck.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18You've been immense, it's been remote,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Take it away, Lyle!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Play the music!

0:21:23 > 0:21:26# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:26 > 0:21:29# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:29 > 0:21:33# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Ohhhhhhhhhh

0:21:38 > 0:21:39# Yeah!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:41 > 0:21:42# Woo! Woo!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:44 > 0:21:46# Woo! Woo! Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na...

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- ALL:- Bye!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:51 > 0:21:52# Woo! Woo!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55# Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeah! #