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0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is Something O'clock News with Saara.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Headlines tonight - man gets trapped in his own underpants,

0:00:06 > 0:00:08dog learns to speak German,

0:00:08 > 0:00:10and here's what's happening on Remotely Funny.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# La-la-la-la-la

0:00:12 > 0:00:13# La-la-la-lol! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:17THEY SCREAM

0:00:17 > 0:00:19THEY CHEER

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Welcome to Remotely Funny.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Ooh, yeah!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Ooh, yeah! #

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hey, everyone! I'm Saara.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47This is Remotely Funny -

0:00:47 > 0:00:53the game show that says it's taking part that counts, not winning. Sure!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56After fulfilling my ambition of travelling the world as part

0:00:56 > 0:00:59of a circus, I've decided that the UK is the place for me.

0:00:59 > 0:01:04And today, I'm coming to you from Ramsbottom in Greater Manchester.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Bottom! A ram's bottom? Like the bottom of a male sheep?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10SHEEP BAAS

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Baffled now!

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Anyway, if I'm in Ramsbottom, where are my Remotely Funny players?

0:01:16 > 0:01:22- Up first is Ariana! Hello, Ariana!- Hello!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Hi, my name's Ariana, and I'm from Wiltshire.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29And the funny thing about me is I do gymnastics everywhere.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33And my best friend, Emily - she helps me in arts and crafts,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and she dances with me.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38And my mum - she cooks me

0:01:38 > 0:01:42the best food in the world, and she cares for me.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47And my dad - he is a great artist, and he snores when he's sleeping.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I'm loving the Hawaiian theme.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Woohoo!

0:01:52 > 0:01:57- Nice! Ooh! I like the vibe! Do your parents always dress this way?- Yes.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Nice! I like that!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Do you have a powerful slogan to back up your flower power?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05We are, we are Team Number One!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08And what we do is we like to have fun!

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Whoo! Nice!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Welcome, Ariana! Let's see who you're up against. It's Scarlett!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hello, Scarlett!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Whoo!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hi, my name is Scarlett, I'm from Edinburgh,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24and I love dancing and walking in the forest.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26This is my friend, Ava.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30She is mad about dogs and is very good at gymnastics and trampolining.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32This is Ava's mum, Kristin.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35She's very sporty and is a very healthy eater.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37This is my mum.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40She is very embarrassing and is quite a good singer.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Laaaa! #

0:02:42 > 0:02:46You're friends, and your mums are friends?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's a beautiful team dynamic! Who's the most competitive and why?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Probably Ava because she does trampolining and gymnastics

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- and has won medals.- Ooh! OK, competitive, then!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Scarlett's team, say hello to Ariana's posse!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- Hi, Ariana!- Hi, Scarlett!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Let's meet our final contender. It's Emma!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Everyone say hello to Emma's team. - Hello!- Hi!- Hi, Emma!

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Hi, I'm Emma.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'm the team captain from Hertfordshire,

0:03:15 > 0:03:19and I'm eight years old. This is my mum. She's the clever one.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22This is my dad. He's the sporty one.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24And this is my friend, Emily, from swimming.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28She does the best dives ever. We're Team Emma, and we're going to win!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Yay!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Emma, tell me a little bit more about your mum

0:03:32 > 0:03:34and dad's love for karaoke.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38My mum and dad, whenever we have these barbecues and parties,

0:03:38 > 0:03:43they just bust out the really bad moves and embarrass me.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47No, that's not cool! Well, you never know - it might help you today.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50OK, you all look ready and raring to go.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53But first, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56It's the Remotely Funny hoodie!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59This prize is everything you've ever dreamed of - except that

0:03:59 > 0:04:01dream about the unicorn drinking chocolate milk from your fridge.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Impress people you don't even know by winning this hoodie.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Today, I've got a once-in-a-lifetime chance for you to win bonus samojis.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14When I press pause on my TV remote, you all need to freeze.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Freeze, like you've just seen a rat run out of your mum's slipper!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19SCREAM

0:04:19 > 0:04:23OK, so, let's practise. Everyone dance! Boo-boo-doo boo-boo!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Boo-boo-boo! Keep dancing until I press pause.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Pause!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hold it. Hold it.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34And play!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Yes!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Wonderful!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Now, there will be one samoji up for grabs for a Pause moment,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44so keep an eye out for my pesky remote.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46To the kitchen!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49And I want you to do an impression of your mum or dad as you go.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Don't hold back!- Cameron! Emma! Dinner's ready!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Emma, can you go and get Cameron from upstairs?- Ooh!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Why did you wake me up at seven o'clock in the morning?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Do that! Bring that! Do this!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Today's show is sponsored by Ruskeakastike -

0:05:05 > 0:05:08the easy, squeezy, queasy gravy.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's time for Kitchen Lolympics!

0:05:16 > 0:05:21Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics! And today's event is Stacking, families.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24The aim of the game is to stack as many custard creams

0:05:24 > 0:05:26as you can on a chopping board,

0:05:26 > 0:05:31but there's a twist - someone will be balancing it on their head.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34So, team captains, which grown-up are you going to pick?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Let's start with Ariana. - My dad because his head is strong.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, nice. And what about you, Scarlett?

0:05:40 > 0:05:47- I'm picking my mum because her head is big and square.- Big and square!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49That's not nice! Now, Emma?

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm choosing my dad's because he has no hair.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55That might help, actually, cos, you know, it'll stick onto his head.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Nice! All right. Get your chopping boards in place.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Getting in position here.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Nice.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Ariana's dad, don't look so BOARD.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ha, ha!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08I'm sorry.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13You've got 60 seconds to stack as many custard creams as you can.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16The team with the most stacked in one tower

0:06:16 > 0:06:17at the end of the time wins -

0:06:17 > 0:06:20and keep an eye out for my cheeky TV remote.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22You never know when I want to savour a moment.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Time starts now! Go, go, go!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Stack those custard creams like you've never stacked them before!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Yes, Emma.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Wow, Emma's team is going hard. Look at that tower!

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Whoo!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Aah!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, Ariana lost the tower.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43OK, Ariana, get that tower rebuilt.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48They're already falling.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Pause!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Aah!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Hold it.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Scarlett, have you noticed there's a pause button?- Oh...

0:06:57 > 0:06:59And...play!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'll pass you them.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Come on, come on, come on!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08No, no, no!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Time's up, everyone.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh...!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Whoa! Timber!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26OK, so, Ariana's team seems to be the only one

0:07:26 > 0:07:28with stacked custard creams -

0:07:28 > 0:07:32and for that, you will get three samojis!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- ALL:- Yeah!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Scarlett, you did not see my pause moment when I did it. What happened?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42We were just too busy stacking.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46You were concentrating - but it did lose you a bonus samoji for pausing.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ariana, your team got a bonus samoji for pausing.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Whoo!- Really good job. Really good work.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Emma, you're also brilliant at pausing,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56so you got a bonus samoji, too. Congratulations.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Yay!- Whoo!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yay, well done!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Let's see what that's done to the scores.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Scarlett has yet to score. - Oh, it's OK. It's OK.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Emma has one.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Yay!- Whoo!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Ariana takes the early lead with four samojis.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Yay!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19Onwards to the latrina - which is Latin for bathroom.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Leave your families behind -

0:08:21 > 0:08:22this game is only for you, my team captains.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Move to the bathroom in the style of an elephant.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

0:08:27 > 0:08:30ALL TRUMPET

0:08:32 > 0:08:34It's time for Toilet Takedown.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39TOILET FLUSHES

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Remember to put the seat down -

0:08:42 > 0:08:44we don't want to LOOS anyone down the pan.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Ha, ha!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm going to ask you a question,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper -

0:08:50 > 0:08:53which, in the bathroom, is the loo roll.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You have 10 seconds to answer the question.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Grab your toilet rolls.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Here it is.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02The toilet is sometimes referred to as the john -

0:09:02 > 0:09:06but how many people are called John Smith in the UK?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Write down your answers, and don't show me yet.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16John Smith. Very generic, yet beautiful name.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18AWOOGA! Time's up!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Pens down. Scarlett, what do you have?

0:09:20 > 0:09:2168.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Emma, what do you have?

0:09:23 > 0:09:2465.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26OK, what about you, Ariana?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27100.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30The correct answer is...

0:09:30 > 0:09:35..4,700 - so that means, Ariana, you get the samoji!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Whoo!- Yes.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Three samojis for Ariana.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45It's time for the race to end all races - it's Wind-up Warriors.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47It's the Granny Grand Prix!

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Age is just a number

0:09:48 > 0:09:52when these rival racers take to the starting blocks -

0:09:52 > 0:09:55but who will be first in line at the bus stop,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58and who will be left sucking on a boiled sweet?

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Is it A, B or C?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Respect your elders in the Granny Grand Prix.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Ariana, you're our leader, so you get to pick your toy first.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Which toy did you go with, and why?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16B, because it looks very fast.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19OK, sweet. Emma, you're in second place.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Who have you gone for, and why?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23C, because...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25C's my lucky...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27..letter.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I didn't know lucky letters was a thing! But I like that.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34So, Scarlett, you got the letter A. How does that make you feel?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- I don't really mind.- Wonderful.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Now, call your teams into the room.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Mummy, Daddy!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Come on! Come in.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45I want to hear you all cheering your toys on.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49C, C, C, C!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Let's see who'll wind up the winner.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Get ready!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Three, two, one, go!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01AWOOGA!

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Let's get an action replay.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06AWOOGA!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Granny B wins!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13THEY CHEER

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Congratulations, Ariana.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Three samojis for you.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Who's flush with samojis?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Scarlett is yet to score...

0:11:28 > 0:11:30..Emma still has one samoji...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yay!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36..and Ariana is striding ahead with 10 samojis!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- ALL:- Yeah!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42OK, players, to the living room,

0:11:42 > 0:11:45where many a sleepover party has taken place.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Ariana, what's the best thing about sleepovers?

0:11:48 > 0:11:53Um, when you get to spy on the adults, and a feast.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Nice. What about you, Scarlett? What do you like about sleepovers?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I love sleepovers because then you can have loads of junk food

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- and midnight feasts.- Mm!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Emma, what do you like about sleepovers?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- I like sleepovers because I can stay up later.- Yes.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Let's play Remotely Funny Families.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Today's game has been designed for maximum embarrassment

0:12:17 > 0:12:19through minimal talent.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21It's called Your Singing's Pants,

0:12:21 > 0:12:23and your parents have a starring role.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25All they need to do is listen to a track

0:12:25 > 0:12:27and sing it back to their team.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Three samojis for correctly guessing the song title -

0:12:29 > 0:12:31but it's not that easy.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35We want them to sing the song using only one word.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Emma, who's playing for you, and why?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42My mum, because she knows most songs,

0:12:42 > 0:12:45and she is best at singing, and she's got the best rhythm.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- OK! - Nice. Well, that makes sense, then.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50No pressure! No pressure.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53What does she sound like when she sings? Can I get a sample?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55# Noooo! #

0:12:55 > 0:13:00Ariana, who's going to embarrass... I mean, win it for you?

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Er, my mum, because she always likes to listen to music

0:13:04 > 0:13:06and dances with it.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08OK. Dancing might come in handy, as well.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Scarlett, who's playing for you?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14It's my mum, because she's good at singing

0:13:14 > 0:13:16and is good at remembering lyrics.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Nice. Well, I'm going to play a track

0:13:18 > 0:13:21through the Remotely Funny headphones.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Emma's mum, you're first - and this is why the game got its name,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26because your word is "pants".

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Put the earphones on and have a listen to this.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Pants, pants, pants, pants

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Pants, pantsing

0:13:35 > 0:13:36# Pants

0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Pants, pants

0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Pants, pants, pants

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Pants, pants, pantsing, pant-pants

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants

0:13:46 > 0:13:47# Pants-pants, pants... #

0:13:48 > 0:13:51RECORD SCRATCHES Emma, what's your answer?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Dancing Through The Night? It's just a guess.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Let's find out.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Oh, I've been shaking

0:13:58 > 0:13:59# I love it when you go crazy

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# You take all my inhibitions

0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Baby, there's nothing holding me back

0:14:04 > 0:14:07# You take me places that tear up my reputation

0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Manipulate my decisions

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Baby, there's nothing holding me back... #

0:14:12 > 0:14:16It was actually Shawn Mendes' There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Emma, your mum really was pants. How do you feel?- Embarrassed.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Unfortunately, no samojis for you.

0:14:22 > 0:14:28Ariana, your mum is up next, and your word is "cheese".

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Put your headphones in and have a listen to this.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34# Cheese

0:14:34 > 0:14:35# Cheese

0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Cheese

0:14:37 > 0:14:41# Cheese, cheese

0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Cheese

0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Cheese

0:14:45 > 0:14:46# Cheese

0:14:46 > 0:14:48# Cheese

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# Cheese. #

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Nice! Ariana, do you have an answer?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56What do you think that song was?

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Er.. Worth It...by Fifth Harmony?

0:15:01 > 0:15:02- It's a good guess.- Yes.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04It was pretty cheesy. How do you feel, Ariana?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Bad.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Well, let's have a listen at what it actually was.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13# Give me your love, I need it

0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Give me your love, I'm bleeding

0:15:16 > 0:15:20# Give me your love, I need it

0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Oh, yeah

0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Why don't you give me your love? #

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Nice! Emma's applying, nice.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# Give me your love... #

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Nice. Well, the correct answer was

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Sigala, featuring John Newman, Give Me Your Love.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, embarrassing!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39No, no, no.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40I mean, yes, it is.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Ariana, sorry, no samoji for you.

0:15:43 > 0:15:48And last but hopefully not least, it is Scarlett's team's turn.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Stand by with ear defenders, your word is "lol".

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Have a listen to this.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56# La-la-la-la, lol-lol-lol-lol

0:15:56 > 0:15:59# La-la-lol-la

0:15:59 > 0:16:01# Lol

0:16:01 > 0:16:03# Lol-lol-lol-lol

0:16:03 > 0:16:06# Lol-lol-lol

0:16:06 > 0:16:09# Lol-lol-lol-lol-lol

0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Lol-lol-lol-lol

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# Lol-lol-lol. #

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Scarlett, you seem totally unbothered and unembarrassed,

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- is this a common occurrence in your household?- No.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Well, Scarlett, do you have an answer for me?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24What song do you think that was?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Together.- Hair by Little Mix?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Correct answer. SCARLETT'S TEAM CHEER

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Let's have a listen.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Get if off my shoulder, I've had enough

0:16:36 > 0:16:38# Can't take it no longer

0:16:38 > 0:16:41# I'm over him, I swear

0:16:41 > 0:16:43# I'm like yeah

0:16:43 > 0:16:46# Gotta get him out my hair Gotta get him out my hair

0:16:46 > 0:16:47# Gotta get him out my hair

0:16:47 > 0:16:48- # Gotta get him... # - Pause!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- And play. - # And I knew it

0:16:55 > 0:16:59# Got me going mad sitting in this chair

0:16:59 > 0:17:02# Like I don't care

0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Gotta get him out my hair... #

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Bonus samoji for Emma's team.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07# I tried everything but it's useless

0:17:07 > 0:17:09# He pushed me so far now I'm on the edge... #

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Nice. Three samojis for you.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14THEY CHEER

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Oh, man, your singing really is pants, cheese and lol.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ha!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Let's see who's taken a big slice of samoji pie.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Emma has two. THEY CHEER

0:17:27 > 0:17:32Scarlett now has three. THEY CHEER

0:17:32 > 0:17:35And Ariana stays on 10. THEY CHEER

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's time to go upstairs to your evil lair,

0:17:40 > 0:17:44the place commonly known as your bedroom.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's The Decider.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Scarlett! Scarlett!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Woo-woo-woo!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57This game is called

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Say What You See Mojis.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Look at my samojis

0:18:00 > 0:18:01and tell me what they're meant to represent.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03First person to buzz in and answer correctly

0:18:03 > 0:18:05wins two samojis.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Now, go get your buzzers.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Ariana, what's your buzzer and what kind of sound does it make?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It's a rattle thing.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19RATTLING

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Nice.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Scarlett, what buzzer have you got and why did you choose it?

0:18:24 > 0:18:28I have cones and they're filled with little toys.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30And they make this sound.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32RATTLING

0:18:32 > 0:18:35And, Emma, what's your buzzer and what kind of sound does yours make?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39I have a guitar top and it makes a noise like this.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Nice.

0:18:41 > 0:18:4360 seconds on the clock.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Everyone, deep breath.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Start the clock.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52First one, it's an animated movie set on an island.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54RATTLING

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Ariana.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Moana.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Correct. Here comes the next one.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01You take your dirty vehicles here to get clean.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03RATTLING AND GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Scarlett.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Car wash.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Yes! Next one.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09It's a song by ex-One Direction singer Zayn Malik.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Emma.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Noise. - BUZZER

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Anyone else? Arianna, Scarlett, do you know what song this is?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- No.- Ariana?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Erm... No. - BUZZER

0:19:20 > 0:19:22It was Zayn Malik's Pillowtalk. Here comes the next one.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24It's a saying when you give away a secret.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31No-one?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Nope. BUZZER

0:19:32 > 0:19:34It was let the cat out of the bag. Next one.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37OK, it's a TV show where people invest in your ideas.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40RATTLING Scarlett.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Dragons' Den.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Correct! That's all.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Well done, everyone. Time is up. Time is up.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51That's it. Get your teams back in the room.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's time to reveal the winner.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Mummy, Daddy, Emily!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Hi.- Hello.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Ready?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I can reveal...

0:20:01 > 0:20:04# Da-la-da-da-da... #

0:20:04 > 0:20:07..today's Remotely Funny winner is...

0:20:15 > 0:20:18..Ariana! Congratulations. THEY CHEER

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Congratulations.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Ariana, I will be sending you

0:20:26 > 0:20:28a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Scarlett and Emma, you don't go home empty-handed.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38We will be sending you a money can't buy Remotely Funny cap

0:20:38 > 0:20:40from our sponsor, of course. Put them on.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Nice. Looking beautiful.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48You love ruskeakastike, just like me.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53the easy, squeezy, queasy gravy.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56TRAIN HOOTS Oh, my train is due.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Got to go. Big thanks to Ariana,

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Scarlett and Emma

0:20:59 > 0:21:00and your teams for letting us

0:21:00 > 0:21:02run wild in your palatial homes.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04You've been immense,

0:21:04 > 0:21:06it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Take it away, Scarlett.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Play the music.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:13 > 0:21:16# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:19 > 0:21:23# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:23 > 0:21:26# Oh...

0:21:26 > 0:21:27# Yeah!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:28 > 0:21:30# Woo-woo!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na

0:21:31 > 0:21:34# Woo-woo! Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na... #

0:21:34 > 0:21:35- Bye, guys!- Bye.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na Woo-woo!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Oh...

0:21:41 > 0:21:42# Yeah! #