Episode 1

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0:00:34 > 0:00:36Now look, Lab Rat, if that's not working,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39the control box is underneath, underneath there.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Get in there, now there's some wires.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Touch those two together, cross them.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Yeah, maybe it wasn't those two after all.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Right, lab coat on. I'm ready for duty. You'll get better.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Hello, I'm Richard Hammond, welcome to my Blast Lab.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57APPLAUSE

0:00:59 > 0:01:02In just a moment we shall begin a series

0:01:02 > 0:01:05of complex scientific experiments with two teams

0:01:05 > 0:01:09of players competing using their massive scientific brains.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12In fact, the only thing that's thick in here is the walls,

0:01:12 > 0:01:13three metres thick in fact,

0:01:13 > 0:01:17because sometimes my experiments are a little unreliable and dangerous.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Let's have a look at what's in store today.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33CHEERING

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Now, normally this top secret underground lab

0:01:37 > 0:01:40is guarded by a team of 20 crack SAS professionals.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43They're trained in all forms of combat,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45they use the latest hi-tech weaponry

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and they're skilled in the art of invisibility,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51which is annoying, because I can't find them, anywhere.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I've drafted in the next best thing...my nan.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56She can take on 20 people at once

0:01:56 > 0:02:00and she makes a really nice flan. She is my Ninja Nan.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02CHEERING

0:02:10 > 0:02:13She may look fragile but she is a fully trained Ninja.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Yeah, see? Nan, if you'd like to...

0:02:19 > 0:02:23She's gone again! Nan, nan, if you'd like to take your place

0:02:23 > 0:02:27and get settled into security, thank you very much, and there she goes.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Look at her move! She's so fast(!)

0:02:30 > 0:02:32She looks slow because we've had to film her in slow motion

0:02:32 > 0:02:35so you can see her, otherwise she's just a blur.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Honest! It's further than you think, that!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ninja Nan, are you settled in yet?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Are you in your place...? No, don't worry about him.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45He had a bit of an accident, it was his own fault.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Nan will get settled in and it's a comfort to know

0:02:47 > 0:02:49that she's there to guard us.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Let's look at who's trying to get into my lab today.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Show yourselves, please.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes, yes, it's all very well getting excited.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01They say they're the Yellow Team. We don't know that!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04We can't let just anybody into the Blast Lab.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08We've got to be careful so identify yourself by names, please.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Alex!- Alex!- Rory.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Alex, Alex and Rory, yep, that checks out.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hidden talent, it's got your name here, Rory,

0:03:15 > 0:03:17and it says you play a musical instrument.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I'm guessing it's what, the recorder, the banjo?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Trombone.- Oh, really? If you can play the trombone,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26we'll let you through security.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27HE PLAYS SCALES

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Oh, you see, scales, very technical.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Not the most melodic listen, but I'd say they were accurate.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Right, you can play the trombone,

0:03:37 > 0:03:41you are the Yellow Team, come into the Blast Lab. Mind the Lab Rat.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43CHEERING

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Welcome to the lab, great to have you here.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sorry about the security, can't be too careful.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51All sorts try and get in here. Where are you from?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54ALL: Sutton! And we are the Nuclear Boys.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57You went to the trouble of thinking of your own team name.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59You're the Yellow Team and that's that.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Now, we're about to meet the bunch of people

0:04:01 > 0:04:03who claim to be your opposition.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07They say they are the Red Team but we can't be sure!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Hello, so-called Red Team.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Now we can't just let you in,

0:04:15 > 0:04:18we've gotta check that out first, security checks.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Robbie!- Emily!- Charlotte!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Robbie, Emily and Charlotte, yep that checks out.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Robbie, it's got your name here for the hidden talent.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- What are you going to do for us? - Count to 30 in Spanish.- Go on, then.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Uno, dos, tres, quatro...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- How far are you counting? - Well, to 30.- OK. Carry on.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Siete, ocho...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- How far have you got now?- Ten.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43That's far enough. Right, you can speak Spanish, come in,

0:04:43 > 0:04:48you are the Red Team. Hello, Reds, great to have you in the Blast Lab.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Where have you come from?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54ALL: Featherstone and we are the Invincible Terrible Trio.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Great name, but useless!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58You're the Red Team and that's that.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Right, Reds and Yellows, get settled in and comfortable

0:05:02 > 0:05:04because we're about to play Round One.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's time to bring out my intelligent assistant.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10He's got a degree from Oxford and an MOT from Cambridge. It is Oliver.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I've fitted Oliver with the latest state of the art,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34hi-tech Fact Nav system and it really wasn't very hard to do,

0:05:34 > 0:05:35to be honest...

0:05:35 > 0:05:38It was very, very hard to do and as a result,

0:05:38 > 0:05:41it's not working quite as well as I'd planned,

0:05:41 > 0:05:43so a lot of the facts are not true.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I need our two teams to tell us whether the facts I give them

0:05:46 > 0:05:51are true or false. If they are true, Oliver will do this...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53SIREN BLARES

0:05:53 > 0:05:56And if they're false, he'll let us know by doing this...

0:05:56 > 0:05:57FOGHORN BLARES

0:05:57 > 0:05:59So, simple enough rules, teams,

0:05:59 > 0:06:03and your first chance to earn points in the Blast Lab.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Reds, you're going first.

0:06:04 > 0:06:11There are 300 bones in a child's body, but only 206 in an adult.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Is that true or false?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Audience, what do we think? Is that true or false?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Kind of a mixed bag in the audience.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Quite a few trues down here, but mostly false over there.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- What's your answer.- It's false. - You think it's false?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- I think, yeah. - Do you all agree on that?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Yeah.- Oliver, is it true or false? It's true.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Well, bad luck, so no point there for you.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36In actual fact, some of the bones in a child's body

0:06:36 > 0:06:40fuse together as they grow older so by the time they reach adulthood,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42the number of bones is reduced to 206.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Right, Yellow Team, your science fact. Here it is.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49The earth is completely round.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51True or false? Have a talk, have a think.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Audience, is that true or false?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56What do we think?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59The majority of the audience are saying true actually,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01but as always, be independent. What do we reckon?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- False. - OK. The Yellows think that is false.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oliver, is it true or false?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11It is false. That's a point for the Yellows straightaway there.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Well, done. A little celebratory dance going on there

0:07:14 > 0:07:16from the Yellow Team. Well, done, chaps.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Actually, the earth isn't completely round because when it spins

0:07:20 > 0:07:22like that it bulges in the middle. Broop!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26That's a technical explanation for you. OK, right, the third question.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30How many seconds are in a year? Good luck, teams.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Audience, what do we think? Anybody got any idea?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm going to come and talk to you using my new plant mic.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40That's not gone down as well as I'd hoped. You're not...

0:07:40 > 0:07:41look it's a microphone, you see?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- It's hidden in there. What's your name?- Jordan.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I only heard that because of the microphone, hidden.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm gonna offer it to spies.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51How many seconds there are in a year?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Yes?- 10 million.- 10 million.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56OK. OK. Any advance on that?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Hazard a guess or? - Over 1,000 million.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Over 1,000 million. OK. We're getting into the big numbers.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Turn your boards round and let's have a look.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Reds first. You've written 1 million.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Yellows have got 61,200.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Well, the actual answer is 31,536,000 seconds in a year

0:08:14 > 0:08:17which means the point clearly goes to the Reds.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Well, done! Even though you were still quite a long way away,

0:08:21 > 0:08:25you were the closest. You get the point, which brings it to a draw.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Actually for the average chap,

0:08:28 > 0:08:32they'll live for 2,365,200,000 seconds.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Right that means points now, one all.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51That is all to come, but right now

0:08:51 > 0:08:53it's time for Mini Science.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56The round where our teams use ordinary household objects

0:08:56 > 0:08:59to conduct extraordinary scientific experiments and for this

0:08:59 > 0:09:03we need the help of my old school science teacher, Mini Miss.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13- Straighten your shirt, Richard. - Sorry, Miss. I know I am a mess.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16The secret of her youthful looks, that is me.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20I've made a time machine to bring her into the Blast Lab

0:09:20 > 0:09:22and, unfortunately, with the time machine

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I made a few schoolboy errors

0:09:24 > 0:09:28and as a result, she came out of it as a schoolgirl. Sorry, Miss.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31You never were the sharpest tool in the box, were you, Richard?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34No Miss, no Miss, sorry!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- So, what are we doing today? - We're looking at propulsion.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Brilliant! How?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41One team member from each team

0:09:41 > 0:09:44is stranded on the other side of the toxic tank

0:09:44 > 0:09:47and it's up to the rest of the team members to rescue them

0:09:47 > 0:09:49using the balloon rocket.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Wow! So they're gonna make balloon rockets

0:09:51 > 0:09:53to actually fly away with Alex and Robson on them.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55They're gonna have to be really big.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58They're not doing that, are they, Miss? What are they doing?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Well, the stranded team mate has to throw a ball

0:10:01 > 0:10:06attached to an emergency line across to the other two safe team mates.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08When they've caught it

0:10:08 > 0:10:11they must tie the line to their side, blow up a balloon...

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- You're giving me this to blow up, aren't you, Miss?- Yes.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- OK.- Attach it to a straw... and fix it onto the line.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Right, Miss. These are not easy balloons to blow up, Miss.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30- Now...- Feel a bit funny, Miss. - ..we attach the balloon...

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I think I see what's gonna happen here

0:10:32 > 0:10:35..to the straw, using the loop fasteners.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37So that goes on there like that.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Yes.- And that's their rocket... - When the balloon is let go

0:10:41 > 0:10:44it should fly across the line to the other side.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45It actually works!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- All right, well this is a straight race, isn't it?- Yes...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Because then when the balloon hits the other side,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- that's when the flare goes off.- Yes.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- So it's a race to get there first? - Yes.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57All right. I reckon before we start this,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00it's only fair to give you a little bit of practice

0:11:00 > 0:11:02at making your balloon rockets.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Mini Miss, could you go and assist them in doing this?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06While they're doing that,

0:11:06 > 0:11:10here's a bit about the science that's going on. It's pretty simple.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13When the balloon is blown up, the rubber's all stretched

0:11:13 > 0:11:16and it wants to shrink back into its original shape,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18and that squeezes the air out of this end,

0:11:18 > 0:11:23and that is where one of Blast Lab's all-time heroes comes into play...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Sir Isaac Newton. Well, I say comes into play...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28He's not actually coming into the lab to do it

0:11:28 > 0:11:29because he lived in the 1600s

0:11:29 > 0:11:35but his ideas do. You see, Newton was very good at explaining things.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37At the time, a lot of people thought he was bonkers,

0:11:37 > 0:11:40but he's turned out later on to be right about a lot of stuff.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44He came up with laws that described why things do what they do

0:11:44 > 0:11:47all around us and today we'll be using one of those laws,

0:11:47 > 0:11:48his third one.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50What he said was, in his Third Law,

0:11:50 > 0:11:53"For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction".

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What that means, actually, is if you push this way

0:11:55 > 0:11:58there's an equal and opposite push going on this way.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01That's what's happening here. The balloon, when it's inflated,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04slowly deflates, squirts the air that way,

0:12:04 > 0:12:05which means there's a push,

0:12:05 > 0:12:09so there's a push sending the balloon that way, you see?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13It's as though old Isaac Newton was here himself helping our teams

0:12:13 > 0:12:16bring balloon rockets to fire across our toxic tank.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Right, teams, how are we doing?

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Are we ready to start?- Yep.- Good.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22If we can all get into our starting positions.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24We'll be there to rescue you soon, don't worry, hang on.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28This is a straight race, then, and that race starts...

0:12:28 > 0:12:32ooh, I'd say...now! And they're off!

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Lots of activity, but who's in front?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Yellows concentrating hard there. The wires are going up.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09The Yellows are blowing up their balloon already! Come on, Reds!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Oops, the Reds look like they're having problems

0:13:24 > 0:13:28as the Yellows put the finishing touches to their rocket.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36There it goes! A clear win for the Yellow Team!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Reds, what happened?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43There we have it. Alex, you're saved by your team mates.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I'm afraid, Robson, they just left you there, honestly!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49So that means a point straightaway to the Yellow Team.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51CHEERING

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Bringing the scores to 2-1.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Now propelling small straws across the toxic tank is all well and good,

0:13:58 > 0:14:02but could we use the same theory, Isaac Newton's Third Law,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05to propel something more exciting, like...a man?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Here we see two of the worst examples

0:14:09 > 0:14:12of the human form on the planet,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14otherwise known as Lab Rats,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18indulging in what looks like some uncharacteristically

0:14:18 > 0:14:20impressive basketball skills.

0:14:20 > 0:14:25There's something not right here. Ah, I see, pathetic!

0:14:25 > 0:14:32The Lab Rats managed to score with the hoop set at around 1.5 metres.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Professional players can score with the hoop at 3 metres.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39I think we can do better, much better.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43We're setting the hoop at a height of 30 metres from the ground

0:14:43 > 0:14:47to attempt the highest slam dunk the world has ever seen, ever!

0:14:47 > 0:14:52This earth-shattering feat cannot be attempted by any ordinary man.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56We need a man who makes the impossible, possible.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58We need a man who laughs at danger,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01and kicks sand in the face of failure.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03We need...

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Hello, I'm Jet Pack Man.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Really? You look like a Lab Rat

0:15:13 > 0:15:17with a moustache wearing a leather jacket and a silly hat.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Two fire extinguishers, that's original(!)

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Propel yourself into the air, drop the basketball and set a new record.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26That's never gonna work.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Lab Rats are completely useless and bred for this type of thing,

0:15:30 > 0:15:34so please don't feel sorry for them or actually do anything they do.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Three, two, one, blast off!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Ah! OK, then.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Must have been those extra kippers he had for breakfast!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52We're gonna have to beef this experiment up, I think.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Time to call in the Americans.

0:15:55 > 0:16:00This all-American hero is one of only two rocket men in the world.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03No-one is more experienced or confident.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm Jet Pack Man.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08But he's never tried anything like this.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12The Jet Pack Man's canisters are filled with hydrogen peroxide.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15When it's mixed with certain metals, like silver,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17it turns into oxygen and superheated steam.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20This shoots downwards out of the bottom of the pack

0:16:20 > 0:16:22at almost supersonic speed

0:16:22 > 0:16:26which should launch the rocket man upwards and into the sky.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Well, that's the theory.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Can American muscle succeed

0:16:36 > 0:16:39where British steamy-determination failed so miserably?

0:16:39 > 0:16:46One man against the odds, against gravity and against the doubters.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50The odds are stacked against him as he only has enough fuel

0:16:50 > 0:16:53to stay airborne for about 30 seconds,

0:16:53 > 0:16:56so he's also racing against the clock.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Three, two, one, blast-off.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03OK. I think there's a point available here.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Score right now, 2-1.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07There's another point up for grabs.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You could equalise if you get this.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I'll give that point to the team who can correctly tell me

0:17:12 > 0:17:15will Jet Pack Man be able to slam dunk that basketball into the hoop?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17What do you think?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Will he do it, or not?- No. - You think not.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Reds, will he do it, or not?- Yeah.- Yes.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Oh, good, so there's a point difference here.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Reds think he will, Yellows think he won't. Let's find out.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32So, this is it. He knows what he has to do.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35The time for talking is over.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38The time to fly is upon us.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43Three, two, one, blast off.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50There he goes. We have lift-off. Every second counts as he spins

0:17:50 > 0:17:54through the air, trying to manoeuvre into position.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57He's closing in on the unsuspecting hoop.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Steady, steady. He's done it!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Amazing!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14A perfect run there for the American Jet Pack Man,

0:18:14 > 0:18:16as he glides effortlessly up to 30 metres,

0:18:16 > 0:18:21spins right around the hoop and scoring on his first attempt.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27He's loving it. The Lab Rats love it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29In fact, it seems there is only one person

0:18:29 > 0:18:32who doesn't share in their celebrations.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Like a true hero, Jet Pack Man waves goodbye to his adoring public

0:18:40 > 0:18:43before disappearing off into the horizon.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52So there you go. The point goes to the Red Team

0:18:52 > 0:18:54which equalises the score at 2-2,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56and now we must move on

0:18:56 > 0:18:57towards the Messy, Messy, Mess test

0:18:57 > 0:19:00which means you guys have all got to go off and get changed

0:19:00 > 0:19:02into your protective outfits.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You go and get ready for that.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07While they're getting ready,

0:19:07 > 0:19:11this is a treat for the rest of this audience, I'm delighted to say,

0:19:11 > 0:19:14that Jet Pack Man has come to join us in the lab!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Jet Pack Man, Eric, how are you? Nice to see you.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26We can have another look at that

0:19:26 > 0:19:29because I want you to talk us through what's going on.

0:19:29 > 0:19:34Lab Rats, please stop. Yes, that's the man jet pack, don't get near it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Don't let them touch that, will you? Let's have a look.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38This is you in action.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42What does it feel like when it takes off?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45It's like jumping off the ground, but not having to come down.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Here you look like you're suspended from a wire.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50What are you doing to steer it there?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52The right handle is for going up and down,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54and now I'm making a left turn

0:19:54 > 0:19:57it's my left hand that spins me, but to go forward

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I drop my hands down, that's driving me forward

0:19:59 > 0:20:02and I can let up on them to slow it down.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Now I'm jockeying the other...

0:20:04 > 0:20:06That bit of manoeuvring there was tricky.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I'm imagining this is something

0:20:08 > 0:20:10that it's possible to make an amazing hash of.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12You're standing on top of 800 horse powers,

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- so the superheated steam is at supersonic velocity.- 800?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Yeah.- That's as much as about five family cars.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23That's an immense amount of power. How long does the fuel last?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24It's got 33 seconds of fuel.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29- What happens then? - Then I get my sign out.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Is it like the cartoons where it coughs and splutters to a halt

0:20:33 > 0:20:36and then your eyes go wide and you run for a bit in the air...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- No, it doesn't! You just plummet to the ground?- Exactly.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I think you're very brave

0:20:41 > 0:20:45and you're now officially one of our Blast Lab heroes.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47You see the lovely rosette?

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- You're pleased with that, aren't you?- I love it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Lab Rats, get away from that!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53This is a real, live jet pack.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58Please, don't go near it. Boys and girls, Eric, Jet Pack Man.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- CHEERING - You're very proud, I can tell.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yes, this is great.

0:21:03 > 0:21:08Right. Time now for us to move on to the Messy, Messy, Mess Test...

0:21:11 > 0:21:15..which today is the Gungy Bungee, featuring, my Blast Lab catapults.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18You don't wanna know about the experiment I designed

0:21:18 > 0:21:22these for originally, suffice to say the cats were not pleased.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Today, we're going to use them for propelling prize pods

0:21:25 > 0:21:30across this tank of unspeakably toxic gunge. Here's the game.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Teams, you've got to fire as many of these prize pods as you can

0:21:33 > 0:21:36across the tank and into the prize zone beyond.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39The winning team is the team gets the most prize pods

0:21:39 > 0:21:42into the zone and you'll keep the prizes written on them.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46This being Blast Lab, though, there is, predictably, a twist.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49You will notice a team player from each team in the gunge.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51These two players have two jobs.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Firstly, you have to stop the opposing team's prize pods as

0:21:54 > 0:21:58they arc across the tank towards the prize zone,

0:21:58 > 0:22:00while collecting your team's prize pods,

0:22:00 > 0:22:02put them back into these baskets

0:22:02 > 0:22:06so that your team-mates can fire them across into the prize zone.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Important note for you guys,

0:22:07 > 0:22:10do not go past this tape.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14I dropped a plutonium rod in there, and it superheated the whole thing,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16incredible heat coming off it.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18I tried to dig it out with a spade,

0:22:18 > 0:22:23but it melted the spade, don't go beyond there.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Everybody understand their jobs?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Catchers, blockers, you understand your jobs?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31OK. You have some time to get as many prize pods as you possibly can

0:22:31 > 0:22:35across the toxic tank and that some time starts...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39..Now!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45The air is thick with prize pods.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50A huge shot from the Yellows,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52shame it was also hugely off-target.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03The Red team are letting no Yellow pods past them.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06The Red prize pods are building up

0:23:06 > 0:23:08it's not looking good for the Yellows.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Some amazing play from the Red team's blocker,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15she's stopping just about any of the Yellow pods getting through.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Really, really good.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24It is mayhem out there.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27The teams have some time left.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29How long is anyone's guess

0:23:29 > 0:23:31because my Some Time Clock never works.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Both teams are screaming encouragement at each other,

0:23:40 > 0:23:42at least, I think it's encouragement.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Things are getting tense amongst the Yellow team's players.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53It's a tense business with the toxic tank.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, yeah!

0:23:56 > 0:24:02The prize zone is looking like a very Red place to be right now.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- KLAXON - OK, teams. Everybody stop.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Everybody stop there.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Some great play going on. Some frustration amongst both teams

0:24:17 > 0:24:22and some unbelievably good blocking from you!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Let's see which team has won.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Lab Rat, for the Yellow Team, how many do we have?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Four, indicated with his paw there.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30For the Red Team, how many?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Seven. That means the Red Team are the winners.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36CHEERING

0:24:36 > 0:24:40..And are quite pleased about it! Let's find out what you've won.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42You'll take home these prizes.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Ready, Nan?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Each of you will be taking home 20 Questions,

0:24:46 > 0:24:49an Electronic Project Set,

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Uno Flash Game,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Science Magic Set,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Horrible Science Book,

0:24:56 > 0:24:59a Glider Set,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01and an X-Twin Jet.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Each of you take those prizes home.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09OK, now the slightly tricky bit. Yellows... Here's a funny thing.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11These are the prizes you would have won.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14An Electronic Project Set.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16An X-Twin Jet. Ooh, lovely!

0:25:16 > 0:25:1920 Questions, yeah.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23And an MP3 player. Each of you would be taking that home.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Instead of taking them home, you're gonna blow them up.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29It's time for Bidet Goes Bang.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Well, we have come to that moment in Blast Lab.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Reds, how are you feeling? - Great.- Very happy.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48Congratulations, and all of this lot coming home with you.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Over here are the Yellows. How are you feeling?- Disappointed.- Yeah.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Bad.- Bad?

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Good! Glad you came into Blast Lab!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Sorry, team. What went wrong in that last game?

0:25:58 > 0:26:02The catapult was too slippery to put the stuff on.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04So, you're criticising the tools!

0:26:04 > 0:26:08My carefully designed, specially built catapult let you down?

0:26:08 > 0:26:13OK, well, never mind, because it's time.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16I do like to get a lot of bang for my buck,

0:26:16 > 0:26:18and this next invention cost a lot of bucks,

0:26:18 > 0:26:21so it had better give a pretty big bang.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Well, I think it probably will. Be afraid - it's my exploding bidet.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Your prizes have been loaded in.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Who'll press the plunger? - All of us.- Share the blame.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Step forward and lift the plunger into the firing position, please.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38There you go. Don't push it yet. OK. Here we go.

0:26:38 > 0:26:43Five, four, three, two, one...

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Yep! There you go!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Today, we learnt Newton's Third Law of Motion.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51If you push something one way,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54you'll make something else go in the opposite direction.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58I don't suppose Newton made this discovery the same way as we did,

0:26:58 > 0:27:01by doing slam dunks with jet packs and firing balloon rockets

0:27:01 > 0:27:04over a tank full of toxic gunge. See you next time.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07CHEERING

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Blast Lab was recorded in front of a live studio audience.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Probably no Lab Rats were hurt...

0:27:27 > 0:27:30too badly during filming... probably!

0:27:43 > 0:27:47Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd