0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is he doesn't look very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22ROY!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26ROY!
0:00:27 > 0:00:28ROY!
0:00:45 > 0:00:50It's Sunday and Roy's grandparents have arrived for dinner.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ma, that meat looks a bit manky.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Becky's gone vegetarian so I'm trying something new - nut loaf.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Here, now I've heard everything and now a vampire vegetarian.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Meat is murder!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Your head is murder.- Roy!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Will you show your sister a bit of support?
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Sure, she'll only be a vegetarian for a few days.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15At most. She'll be munching chops by the end of the week.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19That looks lovely, Maura.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Come on, Ma.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Let the freak eat squirrel food, if she wants.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Can we have some sausages instead?
0:01:36 > 0:01:41- Why did you do that thing with the salt?- Spilt salt brings bad luck.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46If you throw some over your right shoulder, that cancels it out.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49There must have been a salt truck turned over when she was born.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You're a pig, Roy.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Grand. You can't touch me because you're a vegetarian.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57There's nothing wrong with vegetables, Roy.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59They put hairs on your chest.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Ugh! Who wants hairs on their chest.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Just an old wives' tale, Roy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Why become a vegetarian?
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Well, if you've had your head under a rock for the last 20 years,
0:02:16 > 0:02:20and don't know why, I'll tell you a few good reasons.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24It's the healthier option, it's good for you,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29your digestion and also provides a high fibre diet.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33You know, keeps you regular.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44You can really taste the, um...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46..nut.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Me Becky. Me eat rabbit food.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Stop it, now, Roy.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04The wind'll change and you'll be left like that.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Oh, Rose. You're filling his head with nonsense.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Nonsense, is it? You're far more superstitious than me.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I am and me hat! I'm a man of science, I am.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Science?! Sitting in front of the telly watching documentaries.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Is that what you mean?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21What's that supposed to mean?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25DOOR THUDS
0:03:25 > 0:03:27WIND HOWLS
0:03:30 > 0:03:32My face! It's...
0:03:32 > 0:03:37my face. Ma, there's something mad going on with my face.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's stuck!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Roy, I've had enough of your messing for today. Snap out of it now.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I can't move my face.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Roy, stop acting the eejit and eat your dinner, will you?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Da, I'm telling you, it's really stuck.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06It's been ages now. my face is still stuck.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12This is stressing me out loads.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I should have stayed in bed.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Oh, no! The school photo!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Nah, it's OK. I'll be fine before then.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34A beautiful friendship.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Something in my eye.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Don't worry.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Have a good night's sleep, Roy.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You'll be right as rain in the morning.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I flipping well hope so.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Aah!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Seagull. Perfect shot.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19That's supposed to be lucky, you know.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Just get in the car, woman.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Oh, this is mad. What if I don't get better by the morning?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30What if I never get better?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34'The next day.'
0:05:34 > 0:05:39NO-O-O-O!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42That'll be Roy up then.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Worse!
0:05:44 > 0:05:50It's not that bad, love. It actually looks a lot better than last night.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Deffo!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Here, get that inside you.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Roy, your ma's right. It's not half as bad as you think it is.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02At least it's not nut roast.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I can make you lose the grin.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Ow!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Roy, eat your breakfast.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Ma, please. I can't go to school like this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22They'll think I'm a freak. Listen, I can't even speak proper.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You're not missing school, Roy, and that's it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28No-one's going to make a big deal of it, love.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Of course not. It's barely noticeable.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Come on, Ma. Please take me to Dr Rasheed.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40The class photo's tomorrow morning. I don't want to look like a spanner.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44It's going to be up on the wall in the hall and everything.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47People will be laughing at me for years.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I just want to fit in with the rest of the lads.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Come on, Ma, please!
0:06:53 > 0:06:59I'll take you to Dr Rasheed's tonight if it's still not right.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Ah, Ma, have a heart, will you? Please can we go now instead?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06What if it takes ages to fix?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10School! Now!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Huh! Flipping face!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Roy.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29All right, lads. That's it. I've had enough.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33That's one heck of a winning grin you've got there, Roy.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34How did it happen?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well, the wind changed and it got stuck.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, right. That old superstition.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ah, you sound like my granddad.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Who knows? Maybe the wind did change it like that.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50What has you in such a good mood, freak boy Roy?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52BELL RINGS
0:07:52 > 0:07:54OK, class. Take your seats.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Cathy, Jack, Tommy, Connor, Sinead, come along.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Give us a smile, O'Brien.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Don't you have a broom to catch?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Hey, Roy, you look like a painting - a Picassa.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24It's Picasso! Idiot!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Whatever.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Aw, nut loaf!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35That looks like it came out of the wrong end of a cow.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Tastes like it too.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40You deserve a medal after eating something like this.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43What am I going to do? I can't go into the photo like this.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Sure, it's not that bad, Roy.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50You could have a face like Hammo. Things can always be worse.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yup.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I'd do anything to get my old face back, lads.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59And all the smiling is starting to hurt a lot.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01I've an idea, lads.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06If the wind did change his face, maybe it can change it back.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hold on!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I think he wants us to stop.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00All right, pipe down, you lot.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I want you to form three orderly lines here.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Straight lines and no talking, all right?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Is that straight?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Ones, twos, threes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12OK. The object of this game...
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Freak boy.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16..is to score as many goals as possible.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23So you think that's funny, Mr O'Brien? Do you?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It wasn't me, sir. It was Cathy.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28So why are you grinning like a Cheshire cat?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33It's my face, sir. I have a note from my Ma.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37'To whom it may concern,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41'please excuse Roy as his face is temporarily stuck.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Very funny, Mr O'Brien.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Well, you can take your comedy act and your badly-forged note
0:10:50 > 0:10:53to Mr Hammond and see if he finds it as funny as I do. Go on.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56All right, class. Put the balls on the ground. Here we go.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Sit, O'Brien.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Here you are in my office yet again.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Let me see this "note" then.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'll soon wipe that smile off your face, O'Brien.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, I'd really love that, sir.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Right!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Every piece, O'Brien. EVERY piece.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Oh, Mrs O'Brien. Derek Hammond, Ballyfermot School.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I'm afraid I'm phoning yet again
0:12:05 > 0:12:09in relation to Roy's behaviour at school.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Indeed.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16I'm afraid, not only was he disrupting his class this morning,
0:12:16 > 0:12:23but far more seriously, he forged a note with your name on it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Now, as you know, in this school...
0:12:29 > 0:12:30I beg your pardon.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37No, no, no. There's no need to come in to school
0:12:37 > 0:12:39to sort this out, Mrs O'Brien.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm truly sorry for suggesting
0:12:41 > 0:12:45your handwriting was that of a ten-year-old's.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Goodbye.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02It appears his visage has actually frozen.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah. It looks like that.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08I don't know if my first aid qualifies me to deal with this.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Hello, I'm still here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15- I'm sorry, Roy. Do you mind if I... - Oh, yeah. Work away.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29It might be contagious or... Why don't you just send me home?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Nonsense, Roy. This is purely cosmetic.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37But, sir, I'm not wearing make-up. Honestly, it's really stuck.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Here goes.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49There you go, Roy. Perfect.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58There, there, Roy. No need for that.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Keep a stiff upper lip.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04The picture's going to be up on the wall
0:14:04 > 0:14:06with everyone looking at me.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I'll be stuck like this forever - a freak!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Fine. I'm writing you a note.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Why didn't you look where you where going?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I'm sorry, but it was an accident.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Then why are you still smiling?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'll give you something to laugh about.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Come here!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Ma!
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Come here. I have a head on me like a disaster movie.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09How come you're home from school so early?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18See! I told you, Ma.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22You have to bring me to the doctor and get my head fixed.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's gone beyond a joke now.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30The school photo's tomorrow. And Hammo says I have to be in it.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35I just want to be normal and fit in with the rest of the lads.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I'm going to look like a Muppet.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40All right. Calm down. We'll go now.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I'll ring Granddad to pick us up.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48'The family are on their mercy mission,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51'but is something wrong with Granddad's exhaust?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Frrrt!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56What a smell!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Do something about that.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I'll roll the window down.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09I've got awful indigestion since last Sunday. Sorry, folks.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Wind the window down and see if the wind changes.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15It might sort Roy before we get to the doctor's.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18There's enough wind coming out of you to do us fine.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24You've changed your tune.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28You refused to even walk under a ladder at the shops this morning.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32That's pure common sense. I didn't want anything to fall on me, woman.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36It's not like I was reading tea-leaves.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39You drive me flipping mad.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42And I love you to.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Frrrt!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00So? Is there anything you can give him, doctor?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04To be honest, it's the first time I've seen anything like this.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Again!- Right.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10I mean, I could give Roy something to relax his muscles, but...
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I'd rather not, just in case.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15In case of what?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You know, he's rather unique and we don't know how he'd react.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22- I think it's best if Roy just waits this one out.- OK.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Do you know, I think the whole frozen face thing,
0:17:27 > 0:17:31the stress and anxiety of that is probably what's exacerbating it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34So he just needs to take it easy for a while, yeah?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Yeah. You'd be amazed. A warm bath can do wonders.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Right, why don't you try just not thinking about it for a while?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Are you serious?!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Roy!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Please, doctor. I have a school photo tomorrow
0:17:51 > 0:17:53and I can't go in looking like this.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Can you just give me them tablets to fix it?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00OK, Maura.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I want you to use these as a last resort. OK?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Only if the bath and taking it easy fails to work.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Thanks, doctor. You're very good.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Thanks a million, Dr Rasheed(!)
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Relax, relax.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17What kind of advice is that?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Car, Roy.- No. Ma.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Car, Roy.- No, Ma.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Car, Roy. Now!- OK.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Please, Ma, can I have them tablets?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Relax, love. Just don't be thinking of your face.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35How can I not think about my face
0:18:35 > 0:18:37when you're telling me not to think about it?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Now I'm thinking about my face.
0:18:39 > 0:18:44Why not read some comics or play some computer games?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Please, please, tablets? - Enough, Roy.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50What about that idea of a nice warm bath?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Aw, tablets!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Bath, Roy.- Tablets.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Bath, Roy.- Please. - Bath, Roy.- Tablets.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Now!- OK.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02HE HUMS
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ma? Can I get out now?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16It's been an hour now and my face is still stupid.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19My skin's going all wrinkly!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And I'm going numb sitting in here.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24OK. Come down, so.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Ma, I think I'm a bit water-logged.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I look like one of them pugs.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42You're nearly there love. Just another minute or two, yeah?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Ma, please, the photo's in the morning.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48And I'll do the washing-up for a year.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52I'm putting on the dinner and if you're still not right after dinner,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54you can take the pills then, yeah?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What's for dinner? I'm starved.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Uh, the rest of the nut loaf, love.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Ugh.- Yeah, I know, love.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'll make you an apple tart for after.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Aww!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- You look much better.- Really?- No.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Becky, go down to the shops and get some sugar.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'm making an apple tart.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I can't, Ma. I've got my piano lesson in ten minutes.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Roy, you'll have to go up, so, love.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Come on, Becs.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24It'll only take a minute to walk up the road.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28I don't want to go out until my face is fixed.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31No can do, smiley. Sorry.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Roy?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- So, you are going to the shops for me?- No.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47We can't have you looking like that. Come here and I'll help you.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03There. That's much better.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Really? You're not messing?
0:21:05 > 0:21:10It's not perfect, but it makes you look almost normal.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Sorry I was laughing at you earlier, but it was pretty funny.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- Thanks, Becs.- No bother, bro.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26HE HUMS
0:21:30 > 0:21:34What a cute baby. Yeah!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Hello! Hello!
0:21:37 > 0:21:41BABY CRIES
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Shh. Stop crying.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Hello-o-o!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Aaaargh!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50What?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Rebecca is so dead!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Oh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02What? I was just trying to help.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Ma, this is definitely the last of the nut roast, isn't it?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12- (Hope so.) - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:22:15 > 0:22:18So, Roy, how was school?
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Maura, would you not just give him the pills?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25He has his photograph in the morning.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Fine. Fine.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35But you've got to finish everything on your plate first.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Eugh! Say it, don't spray it!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Gross!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48He really must want those pills!
0:22:48 > 0:22:49- Huh?- Stop!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52This is a huge disaster.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Look at me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I took them tablets an hour ago and nothing.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I don't know what to do now.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Ma's still going to send me to school, no matter what.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Hammond says I have to be in that class photo.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Looking like a clown!
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I've tried doctors, hair dryers,
0:23:11 > 0:23:13hot baths, everything!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Aargh! And I'm still stuck like this!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Oh, I just want to be normal,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21fit in like the rest of them.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24And just as I fit in, I have to go and turn into a clown.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27< Roy, Granny and Grandad are here.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31In a minute, Ma. I'm doing me diary thing.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33So, anyway, where was I?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, yeah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Ah, hold on.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Er, what's going on?!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Er! Oh! O-o-o-o-oh!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43CRASH!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45< Stop shouting, Roy, and come down.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I can't move!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I'm stuck! (CRYING)
0:23:50 > 0:23:54We know, love. Hurry up and come down, the film is starting.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Ah, I'm gone like a rubber.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I can't move!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Roy!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00(CRYING)
0:24:00 > 0:24:04It's all right, love. It must be the pills starting to work.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06We'll carry him downstairs.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Yeah.- You grab the other way, love.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Keep your head on.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Now. There we go, son. There's a good lad.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Is me face any better?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, yeah. Much better, love.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Yeah.- I reckon if your arms and your legs are going loose,
0:24:24 > 0:24:25your head will be next, eh?
0:24:25 > 0:24:29Good lad. Let's go and watch the film. There's biscuits.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Oh, thanks, love.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Lovely, thanks. Mm.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39What's happened to your shirt?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41It wasn't another seagull, was it?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Had to be some massive seagull! - HE LAUGHS
0:24:44 > 0:24:46THEY LAUGH
0:24:46 > 0:24:50He was being a big man yesterday, proving he wasn't superstitious,
0:24:50 > 0:24:55and he walks under the same ladder outside Kennedy's.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Your man above dropped the paint brush!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Would you not just get rid of it, Da?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- You look like a homeless person. - Do you mind?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Oooh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Are you feeling any better, love?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Well, I can move me arms and legs again,
0:25:12 > 0:25:14but me head is still wrong.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- And me guts are killing me too. - BUBBLING
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Actually, mine's a bit funny too.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Ah, please, Ma, I don't wanna go to school tomorrow.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25The photo's gonna be brutal.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Your stomach at ya?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Mine too.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30PARP!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33ALL GROAN
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- I can't breathe!- That's terrible!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38- That smells of pure evil. Dad!- Oooh!- It's burning me eyelids.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42- It's that flippin' nut roast, I'm sure of it.- Don't be stupid.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I'm nearly sure.- It WAS the roast.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48My guts have been doing somersaults all week.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49PARP!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- I think the wind just changed. - HE GIGGLES
0:25:53 > 0:25:55PARP! Oh, there you are!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, boys!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- I'm opening a window.- Yes!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Yous are disgusting animals, the pair of yous.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06That's just not funny.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07- Ooh.- Oooh.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09PARP!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- HE LAUGHS - What?!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12What was that?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Ma!- It wasn't me.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17LAUGHTER
0:26:17 > 0:26:19It was a draught.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Oh!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26OK, kids, sit still and don't forget to smile.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32I can't believe they're making me do this.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Me guts are killing me.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35It's inhuman.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37You mean in-cartoon!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Actually, that joke was inhuman.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43And who did your hair this morning?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44You look like a poodle.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Tell you what - we'll all pull a stupid grin
0:26:47 > 0:26:49so it looks like we're messin'.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I'll do my pig-nose big teeth.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Thanks!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55I want to see a big smile from everyone.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Ready?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59One...two...
0:26:59 > 0:27:00three.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03DEEP, RESONANT PARP
0:27:03 > 0:27:05THEY COUGH
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ahh!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13That's much better!
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