0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42'It's Thursday morning in Ballyfermot School.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45'Miss Sheringham is having problems with the class computer.'
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- It's not working. - Try it again, Miss Sheringham.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It was working perfectly last week.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53G-I-R-A-F-F-E
0:00:53 > 0:00:55BLEEP
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Must be one of the kids.- No!
0:00:57 > 0:01:03I suspect that someone here knows that the upcoming test next week
0:01:03 > 0:01:06is on this computer.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10They think that if we don't know the new password, there won't be a test.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Ah, Mr Hammond, give them some credit.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Credit?! Watch and learn, Miss Sheringham, watch and learn!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22All right, you lot - listen up!
0:01:22 > 0:01:27One of you lot knows the new password on the class computer.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Now, who is it?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Right, it's going to be like that, is it?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Sinead! Remember anything?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Honestly, sir, I don't know.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hm? Hm?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hm!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Tommy?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I... I...
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I...I don't know.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26GIGGLING
0:02:31 > 0:02:33How about you, Jack?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Is there something funny you'd like to share with us all?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Sorry, sir, I've never had to use the password.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45SNORING
0:02:47 > 0:02:50O'Brien! Care to join us in the land of the living?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir! I mean...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56The password to the class computer, what is it?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Um...I...
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Quickly, boy! Quickly!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Um..."elephant", I think...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- OTHERS GROAN - ..Yeah!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Thank you, O'Brien!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12It looks like there IS going to be a test next week, after all.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14CHILDREN: Aw!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16BELL RINGS
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Up for a game, lads?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25No!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Nice one with the computer, freak(!)
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Saint Roy of the Password(!)
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Teacher's pet!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I just woke up and he was in me face!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I panicked, OK?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You don't hate me, do you, Tommy?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55No, of course not. Lunch?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ah, look, Tommy, there's the lads. Hey, lads, look,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05before you say anything, I'm really sor...
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Don't worry about it. You can make it up to us today
0:04:09 > 0:04:11on the football pitch, OK?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Here you are - I hope they fit.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18With you in goals, that tournament's as good as ours.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- What do you mean? - With your stretchy arms.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot it was on today.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27But no worries, I can make it.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Just have to do a quick errand for me ma first.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- OK, fine.- Bye, see youse.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Hurry up, Ma, I'm in a rush! The lads will be here any minute.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41See, there they are!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hi, how are you, lads? Listen, will you just hang on a second?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I've something for Mrs Ryan, yeah?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Mrs Ryan?- Yeah, just have to drop some shopping over to her.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52She has a dodgy hip or something.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Just watch yourself with her - she'll talk the hind legs off a donkey!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thanks for the heads-up, lads.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Come on, youse ready?- Yeah.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- See you, Ma!- Roy! Haven't you forgotten something?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Thanks, love. Listen, you're Mammy's little angel!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Mmwah! Mmwah!- Ma, will you stop it?!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Sorry, love! Listen, good luck with the tournament, yeah?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ow!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Shut it, will you?- Yeah.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Cheers, lads!- See you.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hurry along, then... Mammy's little angel!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31THEY GIGGLE
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Oh, Roy! Come in, come in!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48You'll have a cup of tea.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Mrs Ryan, I have your shopping here. I can't stay cos...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Aren't you the fine young fella? And as good! A right wee angel.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You see, I have this football tournament today and...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Now, how do you like your tea, son?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Let me guess - milk and two sugars? - Mrs Ryan, I'd love to stay and chat
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- but I really have to...- I knew it!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11How about some biscuits? I bet you like biscuits.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Biscuits? What kind of biscuits?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17THEY CHEER
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Stupid eejit!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Right, lads, where's the ball?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Where were you, Roy? - I got a little delayed.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Mrs Ryan wouldn't let me leave when I wanted to.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Why don't we just go now?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's too late now, Roy. They wouldn't let us register
0:06:33 > 0:06:35cos we were short of one man.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Wha...?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39There's always next time.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Next time?! There are United scouts watching the games, Roy!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'm sorry, lads, but she wouldn't let me leave!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51We warned you about her! You should have told her about the tournament.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56But I DID tell her! She just kept blabbering on like she didn't hear
0:06:56 > 0:06:59a flippin' thing I said. Then she made me mow her lawn,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02bleed her radiators, change her light bulbs...
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I mean, I'm a cartoon, not a flippin' handyman!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09All you had to do was drop the shopping in and leave.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13You knew we were waiting. First the test, now this.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16But, no, Mammy's little angel had to stay and help(!)
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Nice one, Roy(!)
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'm sorry, lads, but it really wasn't MY fault!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25A-A-And I'm NOT an angel!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Right, that's it - who's washing, who's drying?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Sorry, Ma, I told Gemma I'd call round to hers.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Gemma? I thought you said you were never speaking to her again
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- as long as you live.- Come on, Mam, that was, like, three days ago(!)
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- People move on, you know(!) - Oh, very funny, Dad!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Can I go now? I'll only be an hour.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I suppose so. Go on.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Cheers, Ma!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Enjoy your suds, loser!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03It looks like it's just you and me, Roy. Would you like to wash or dry?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I'll wash, Ma.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08That's my good boy - Mammy's little angel!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Mmwah!
0:08:10 > 0:08:15I'm NOT a little angel! I'm not! Stop calling me that!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, it looks like YOU'RE drying now, Bill.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Will you make my egg a bit runny? Bit of toast...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Sit down, you big ape! You can make your own.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Ape?- Ape!- Better get a banana, then!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38SOMEONE UPSTAIRS SHOUTS
0:08:38 > 0:08:40..Roy!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Come on, Roy, open the door, son.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- No, go away! Leave me alone!- >
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Roy, just let me see that you're OK, yeah?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, THAT'S certainly different!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Now, don't! Ssh!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Don't say anything.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Nice hat, bro!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Subtle, like, understated(!)
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Shut up, train tracks!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's a pity them braces don't come with zips!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28- You two stop it now!- Roy...- I'm not going - and you can't make me.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I can. And you ARE, Roy. Look, I'll write you a note, OK?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Stupid notes!- Roy!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Stupid Ma!- Roy!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Stupid family!- Roy...!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43That's an odd place to park.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Alarm specialists?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48We do get the odd act of petty rebellion
0:09:48 > 0:09:50here at Ballyfermot School, as you can imagine.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54But, as in the case of the password on Miss Sheringham's computer,
0:09:54 > 0:09:58it's put down very quickly by, er...yours truly.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And it's hardly likely to happen again,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04what with the new computer system we're having fitted.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08This is the latest state-of-the-art security device.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12It is also the reason the school is the new polling station
0:10:12 > 0:10:15for the upcoming local elections.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20We're having the Mayor and various local politicians here all next week
0:10:20 > 0:10:23so it's going to be very important
0:10:23 > 0:10:26for raising the profile of the school.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'll demonstrate it to you as soon as it's up and ready.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ah-hem.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Hm? Hm? Hm?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Please?- What?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Hat! Take it off!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06There you are!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07What's with the hat?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Um, there's the, um...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13the big football game, yeah, it's on tonight.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- No, it's not.- All right, Tommy, I'm going to let you in
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- on a little secret. - HE WHISPERS
0:11:20 > 0:11:23What on earth are you wearing on your head, O'Brien?
0:11:23 > 0:11:28- A hat.- Don't be smart, O'Brien. Believe me, it doesn't suit you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'm not, sir. I mean, I have a reason...
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- of a note from me Mam.- A note?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37For a hat?! Do you think I came down on the last shower, O'Brien?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir! But...
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Remove the headgear.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Now!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Hey, everyone, get a load of Roy's halo!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57LAUGHTER
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Good morning, class.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11LAUGHTER
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Look, it's St Roy of O'Brien!
0:12:14 > 0:12:18OK, everyone. Settle down, please.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20OK. If you don't already know it,
0:12:20 > 0:12:24our school is going to be used as the local polling station
0:12:24 > 0:12:28and the counting office for the upcoming local elections
0:12:28 > 0:12:30next Tuesday...
0:12:30 > 0:12:35which means that you're all going to be having the day off school.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36ALL: Yes!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41So today we're going to be learning a little bit about elections
0:12:41 > 0:12:43and also democracy.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Does anybody know anything about democracy?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50'After a harrowing day at school,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54'Roy talked to Tommy about how best to get rid of his halo.'
0:12:54 > 0:12:57'You could always try to physically remove it.'
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I will do anything, Tommy! Anything!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02'Have you done it?'
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, it's on the other side of the door.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Um...it has a strong pull.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10'Keep going. Maybe you can break the attraction.'
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Well...it is really, really strong!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I think...I think it's gone now.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20It's gone!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23It's really, really gone! It is! It's...
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Ah!
0:13:24 > 0:13:25'Roy!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27'Roy, are you there?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29'Look, I'll be over in ten minutes.'
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Well, it's worth a try.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Well, I suppose you're right.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Here goes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Here, do you want a hand?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Uh...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No...you're all right.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Move it!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Oh, you flippin' halo!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Well, it kind of looks like a belt now.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Uh. I suppose it's not...that bad.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Help! Help me!
0:14:04 > 0:14:05It's up here!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09'It's time to call for back-up.'
0:14:09 > 0:14:13You've got to do something bad to reverse the effects of the halo.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It could all be in his head.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18In his head, on his head, it doesn't matter.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20He did some good stuff, he got a halo.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23He does some bad stuff, it goes away.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's obvious, really.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You think?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Let's get started.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Come on, Roy. Smash it and we'll see what happens.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36What if me mam finds out?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40She won't care. We're probably doing her a favour.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I mean, look at it. It's horrible.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Can we not just do something else?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Do you want to be Mammy's little angel for ever?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- No.- Then do it.- Come on, Roy.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Still there!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Course it is. That was just a test, to get you going.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09You've got a lot of bad stuff ahead of you, Roy.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Right. What shall I do?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I dunno. Take something she likes and hide it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Nah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Put spiders in her bed?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Nah.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I...I don't know.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Be creative.- And be quick!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35She'll be here any second.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I know. How about this?
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Her new make-up bag!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Come on. Let's get out of here!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48I still don't get it, Jack.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50What's this supposed to do anyway?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Roy, just think about it.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I still don't get it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Your computer isn't working, Roy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I think you got a virus.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Really? I just opened some stupid e-mail and the computer
0:16:09 > 0:16:12has been getting slower and slower since then.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Will you fix it for me, Tommy?- I'll have to install a virus programme.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Yours isn't very good.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23It's a shame the class computer didn't have a virus instead...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25DAD SHOUTS
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Right. Which one of you comedians is responsible for this? Huh?
0:16:33 > 0:16:34THEY SNIGGER
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'll warn youse. If there's any more funny trouble,
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'll bring each and every one of youse home to your parents.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Right, lights out. Jack, knock that off. Tommy, turn that computer off.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And the light.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Not a peep, d'you hear me?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Yep.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02'It's several hours later and the light from Roy's halo
0:17:02 > 0:17:04'has become a real curse.'
0:17:15 > 0:17:17That's it, Roy!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I can't sleep with your constant pacing up and down.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Shut up, Tommy!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I'm sorry, lads, but I can't sleep either with this thing.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I have to get rid of it!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Go back to bed, Roy.- No.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Listen, I think I've come up with an idea that might just
0:17:33 > 0:17:35solve my problem.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Well, let's have it. Anything to have a good night's sleep.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You know the virus on me computer? What if we managed
0:17:42 > 0:17:45to put that into the class computer?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Is that the best bad thing you can come up with?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52If this works, we won't have to do the test next week,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56and it might even be bad enough to get rid of me halo.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Come on, Tommy. You're the only one that knows this stuff.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02All right, then!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Show me the e-mail you think you got it from.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12'Roy has discovered that last night's high jinks have left him grounded
0:18:12 > 0:18:14'for the rest of the weekend.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:18'Are you all set for tomorrow with the virus?'
0:18:18 > 0:18:22I don't know. I've been in enough trouble this weekend
0:18:22 > 0:18:25to last me a month! I don't know about anything any more.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28'What? Well, if you're happy walking around with that thing
0:18:28 > 0:18:31'on you head for the rest of your life, then fine,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34'and you don't mind people laughing at you,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36'the jokes, humiliation, that's cool(!)
0:18:36 > 0:18:39'As long as you're OK with it.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41'Listen, Roy, I have to go study.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- 'We have a test next week.'- No!
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Wait a sec, Jack.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'm going to do it.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49This thing has to go.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51'Nice one, Roy. I knew you'd come around.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- 'Get yourself mentally prepared, OK?'- I know.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59No more Mr Nice Roy until this thing has gone, right?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02'Right. So have you got the virus ready, then?'
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Jack?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hello? Jack?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Can you hear me? Flippin' virus!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09BELL RINGS
0:19:15 > 0:19:19I know. If I locked Gwint in the store room,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22that'd be something bad, yeah?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26And it might even be bad enough to get rid of this halo.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29OK. Here goes.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hey! What's going on?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Who did that?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, no! It's still there!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38O'Brien!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I know it's you.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I'd know those googly eyes of yours anywhere.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, I'm really in trouble now!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Hey! You can't leave me in here!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51HE SHOUTS AND BANGS
0:19:52 > 0:19:54O'Brien!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57So, finally, here she is.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59My brand-new little baby.
0:19:59 > 0:20:04She's up and running now, a centralised, computer-controlled,
0:20:04 > 0:20:05complete security system,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09incorporating environmental regulatory software.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13To put it quite simply,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16this program controls everything.
0:20:16 > 0:20:23Heating, air con, sprinkler system in case of fire...
0:20:23 > 0:20:24It also does this.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33ALARM RINGS
0:20:33 > 0:20:36There's no need to be alarmed!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39That's the lock-down signal.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44Every entrance and exit of this school is now being sealed.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Oh!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Testing, testing.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50This is a test!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Please remain in your classrooms.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58There is no need to be alarmed.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04ALARM STOPS
0:21:04 > 0:21:05End of...
0:21:05 > 0:21:06FEEDBACK
0:21:06 > 0:21:08End of test.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Thank you for your co-operation.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Got to keep them on their toes.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22So.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25As you can see, nothing much happens in this school
0:21:25 > 0:21:27that I'm not aware of.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29DRILLING
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Where's the fire?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Where's the fire?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58You're an odd one, Roy O'Brien, I must say.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Incarcerating the school janitor.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04HE CHUCKLES
0:22:04 > 0:22:10You're very lucky that Mr Gwint has decided to let me deal with it,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13and that no real damage has been done to school property.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15PHONE RINGS
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Right.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23I'm going to have to leave you for a few minutes, Roy. Excuse me.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Oh. Just so as you know,
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I have a camera trained on the door of this classroom,
0:22:33 > 0:22:37so I will know if you so much as set one toenail outside of it.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Is that clear?- Yes, sir.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Come on, Roy. Do you have everything?- Yeah. Cheers, Ma.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- See you.- Roy, try not to get any more detention,
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- or we'll have to move your bed down to the school.- Very funny, Bill(!)
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I can't find my make-up anywhere!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Well, why can't you use your old make-up till it turns up?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15And be the only one without the new look?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I don't think so...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Maureen!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21The new look? You mean, you did that on purpose?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Don't call me Maureen! I'm only trying to help.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28If you took more care where you left things, this wouldn't happen.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Did you find that vase you were looking for?- Hilarious(!) Come on!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I'm telling you, it was in my room!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Ugh!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Hi, lads.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Hi.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48You all right, Roy?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hiya.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Today's the big day, Roy.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Who's that?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59It's Becky, minus the make-up.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Nice hat, sis!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Still not found her make-up, then?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05No chance.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07So, lads, anyway,
0:24:07 > 0:24:11you know how I got detention yesterday...again?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Are you trying to make me look good?
0:24:13 > 0:24:18Well, I took the opportunity for a little bit of sabotage.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Huh? You what?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What do you mean?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25That's strange.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27LAUGHTER
0:24:28 > 0:24:30It should be working by now.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh, hang on.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Ah! That's a relief!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I thought the computer wasn't working there again.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50THEY SIGH
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Right. Don't open the papers until I say so.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57You'll have 40 minutes to complete them. Remember, no talking
0:24:57 > 0:24:59or looking at your neighbour's paper.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02And if you need any paper, just put your hand up, OK?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08'It's the following morning,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11'and the election is in full swing.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15'Meanwhile, Tommy, Jack and Conor are paying Roy a visit
0:25:15 > 0:25:17'to see if his mood has improved.'
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Boring. Boring. Boring.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21That's it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Roy, it's your day off.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27No school. No parents around.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Come on outside.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I'm not going anywhere!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I'm sick of people staring and making jokes.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35So where's the folks, Roy?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Well, they're out voting. Then they're off to see
0:25:38 > 0:25:40me granny and grandda.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They'll be there for ages, yeah.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Turn it up! Quick. Our school's on TV!
0:25:45 > 0:25:49'We're coming to you from outside Ballyfermot School, where the scene
0:25:49 > 0:25:53'is chaotic. The day's voting in the local council election
0:25:53 > 0:25:57'has been seriously disrupted and may have to be abandoned.'
0:25:57 > 0:26:01The trouble occurred after the school's new security system
0:26:01 > 0:26:04apparently malfunctioned, locking the voters
0:26:04 > 0:26:08inside the building, while the sprinkler system went off,
0:26:08 > 0:26:12dousing everybody inside with freezing cold water.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13It took attending firemen
0:26:13 > 0:26:18almost an hour to gain entry and free the traumatised inhabitants.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22I'm joined now by the school principal, Mr Derek Hammond.
0:26:22 > 0:26:28Mr Hammond, what do we know about what might have caused this?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30HE SHIVERS
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Looks...looks like the, er...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36er...contamination of the...
0:26:36 > 0:26:38computer system has, er...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40has occurred.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Do you mean a virus? A computer virus?
0:26:43 > 0:26:48Yes! A virus would appear to be the likely cause
0:26:48 > 0:26:51at th-th-th-th-this...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53j-j-j-j-juncture.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Right. Well, thank you, Mr Hammond.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00That's all from us. It's back to you in the studio.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Whoa, look!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Now, that's a result! It's gone.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Yes! It's gone!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12I've never been so humiliated in my whole life.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Turning up to vote, I nearly end up half drowned!
0:27:14 > 0:27:17We'll get out of the wet clothes and...
0:27:17 > 0:27:18And trapped there for hours!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I thought I was going to freeze to death!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23If I ever find out what little devil
0:27:23 > 0:27:26was responsible for this, I'll...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Roy?!- Ulp!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Well, that's certainly different.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Hey, Mrs Ryan. Can I give you a hand?
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Ah! Get away from me, you little...!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Wait! It's me - Roy!- Go on, go on!
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Stop! Do you not recognise me? - Go on!
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Get away!
0:27:52 > 0:27:57- No, no! Stop hitting me! - You...little...devil!
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