Charity Case

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13The only trouble is he doesn't look very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15All Roy really wants is to fit in,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17but it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:20when you're a cartoon.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Roy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Roy!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Roy!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44At Ballyfermot School, it's that time of the year

0:00:44 > 0:00:47when the school takes part in their annual charity drive.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49So this year we have two groups.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52One raising money in the traditional way.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Yeah!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00While the other group will undertake sponsored challenges.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Yeah!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Now, one person from whichever group raises the most money will

0:01:07 > 0:01:10get to present the cheque to charity.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Which means they'll get their picture in the paper

0:01:14 > 0:01:17and be something of a local celebrity!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21So people are giving you money to stay quiet?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25How much quietness would I get for a fiver?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Roy, did you know Sinead's a boy?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30And she has to shave her moustache off every night.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Lads, don't be saying things like that

0:01:32 > 0:01:35when you know Sinead can't say anything back.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Jack, did you know that Roy is her boyfriend?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Yeah I did, and she's always snogging him!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44What are you lot up to?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm doing a sponsored run. 40 laps of the football field.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh. And Tommy?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- I'm doing a readathon.- I see.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54What's wrong, Miss?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Nothing! Just, you run every day, don't you, Jack?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59And you're always reading, Tommy.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04So what about you did the run and you did the reading?

0:02:04 > 0:02:08I mean, look at Sinead here, doing a sponsored silence.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Now, that's what I call a challenge. What have you decided to do, Roy?

0:02:12 > 0:02:16I was thinking of doing some cartoon tricks maybe.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Yeah, the usual, like some sort of circus freak

0:02:19 > 0:02:21doing cartoon tricks for money.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- How pathetic.- Now, Kathy...

0:02:23 > 0:02:27But Miss, his team has an unfair advantage with him on it.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31People will always cough up money to see weird stuff.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Why aren't you a millionaire then?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Less of that now, you two.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Kathy, if Roy wants to do his cartoon tricks then he can.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42I'm not doing cartoon tricks.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I'm doing something else. Yeah, I want to be like Sinead!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49I mean, I don't want to just do something that I'm good at.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I want to do something that's more of a challenge.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Like what?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Like, um...- Roy?

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I'm thinking, Miss!- I've an idea.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05How about you swap teams and try your hand at collecting?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07That way any unfairness

0:03:07 > 0:03:11is balanced out by you having Roy on your team, Kathy. OK? Decision made.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- No, Miss!- But Miss!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18No buts. My decision is final.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yes. Ballyfermot School's charity drive

0:03:28 > 0:03:30has been running for some time now.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32When I first came to the school

0:03:32 > 0:03:34it was something of a more modest affair.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39But with a little inspiration, blood, sweat and tears on my part,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41we've managed to turn it into

0:03:41 > 0:03:44something of an annual community event.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Blasted birds.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Yes, we've managed to raise quite substantial

0:03:53 > 0:03:58amounts of money for those who are worse off than ourselves.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03Not everyone in the world has such luxuries which some among us

0:04:03 > 0:04:05might take for granted.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15OK, that's everybody's location sorted then.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- What about me? I don't have one. - Well, lucky for you there's

0:04:19 > 0:04:22one spot left. You'll have to do that spot on your own because

0:04:22 > 0:04:24everybody else is paired up.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28And you'd better not let the side down, freakboy Roy.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's very important that I...

0:04:30 > 0:04:36That WE raise as much money as possible for the charity.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39That's where you're going.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43The competition to raise the most money for charity has begun.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47In Crumlin Road it's been four-and-a-half hours and Roy hasn't

0:04:47 > 0:04:50managed to collect anything yet.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Are you ready? On your marks, get set, go!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Collection for the developing world!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Collection for the developing world!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Collection for the developing world!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Collection for the developing world!

0:05:23 > 0:05:30# As I was going over The Cork and Kerry Mountains

0:05:30 > 0:05:35# I saw Captain Farrell and his money... #

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Collection for the developing world!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Collection for the developing world!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Thank you.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- You're not even trying!- And yet I'm doing so much better than you.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Why are you so uptight about this anyway?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Because I have to win!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Oh, so you mean so you can get your picture in the paper?- No!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's so I can be sure we raised enough money

0:06:04 > 0:06:06for all those starving people in...wherever!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Another hour has passed and Roy's efforts are still unrewarded.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Would you like to donate?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE PANTS

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Oh, man, this book is so long!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I'll never finish this in three days.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Come on, Tommy. Only 39 laps to go!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Hey, Conor.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51How are you doing so far?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Terrible. Not enough people come by here.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58I've only collected about 1.70,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00and I've been here all day.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02A bad workman blames his tools, Roy.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- Come on, Conor! - Nyin-nyin-nyin-nyin.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Conor!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09At least you don't have to spend all day with her.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Back at the O'Brien household,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Roy is trying to relax after his stressful day.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Wow! Cool!

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Roy!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Roy! Turn that off!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38The neighbours'll be giving out.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Roy! One more minute, then I'm coming in there to sit down.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50# My heart is older than The cold oak tree... #

0:07:50 > 0:07:54What are you watching those eejits' video for?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Because they're the greatest guitarists in the world ever!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01So cool!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04So now you want to be a guitarist, do ya?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Yeah. Why not?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10You might have a little bit of a problem there.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Shut up, Becky.- That's it. Off!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14But Ma! I just want to see this!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Roy, please! The Antiques Show is going to be on now.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Is that a programme about you and Da? - Oh, very funny, you(!)

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- What's that?- Roy, please, I can't hear meself think!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- But Ma!- Roy!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Just do as your mother tells you.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35HE TURNS UP TV VOLUME

0:08:40 > 0:08:43MUSIC STOPS

0:08:43 > 0:08:48It's not fair. We never get to see what I want to see!

0:08:54 > 0:08:58ROY SINGS LOUDLY

0:09:03 > 0:09:06ROY CONTINUES SINGING

0:09:08 > 0:09:09BECKY LAUGHS

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Get out!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Morning, Ma.- How are you, love? I didn't see you there.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32I was just wondering, do you need a hand with that?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, no, I'm good. Everything OK, yeah?

0:09:34 > 0:09:39Yeah, fine, fine. Just fine.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Actually, I was thinking.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Wouldn't it be great... Wait for it, you ready? Wait for it...

0:09:45 > 0:09:50If I could go to a rock school?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53My name in lights.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54A rock school?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Yeah. That would certainly be different all right, yeah.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Yeah, but to join a rock school I'd have to do an audition.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Of course, yeah, yeah.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Yeah, but to do an audition, I'd have to be able to play an instrument.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Stop right there, little fella.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Come on.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Now, what was it you were saying again, love?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35It's day two of the charity drive and Roy sets out hoping for

0:10:35 > 0:10:39a better day's collecting after yesterday's disappointment.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Do you want a hand there?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Thanks a million, love. You're a natural.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05No problem, missus.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Roy, is it?- Hiya.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I believe you've been doing great work here today.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Well, I try my best.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Well, I understand you're collecting for charity.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I have a suggestion as to how you can make more money

0:11:59 > 0:12:00and help me at the same time.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Do you see?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07And if there's any money in there, you can keep it!

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Cool!

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Uh... Oh!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Oh... Ah... Ah, oh no!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35CRASH!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44RO-O-OY!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'm sorry sir, but the sign outside clearly states

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- that you park at your own risk.- Yes.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55But you haven't got one that says, "Danger, Roy O'Brien works here!"

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Hey!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Look, I'm not an unreasonable man.

0:13:00 > 0:13:05But it was his fault! And he was working for you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Have you any idea how much it will cost me to get that car fixed?

0:13:10 > 0:13:15I'm really sorry, sir. I was just trying to make money for charity.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Let me see what you have there.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Yeah.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- That should just about cover the cost, I think.- Are you serious?!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26That money is for charity.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29That's like taking food out of their mouths.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes, well.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Of course.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I was joking. Ha ha...

0:13:36 > 0:13:38But that still doesn't solve my problem.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Are you going to pay for my repairs or aren't you?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Sir, I'll save up and I'll pay for them.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48What are you talking about, O'Brien? I think you should go home

0:13:48 > 0:13:50and think long and hard about what you've done.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52But I've still got money to collect.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56I think you've done just about enough damage for one day!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Get out of my sight!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Cool!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You'd never be able to play that, you know.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25What are you doing here, anyway?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27What does it look like I'm doing?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30What have you been doing for the past three hours?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Just collecting in a supermarket, helping to pack the bags.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36In the supermarket.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I suppose it's good experience for your future career.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43OK, Kathy, that's enough.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Yeah.- I crashed my trolley into Hammond's car

0:14:46 > 0:14:48and then they told me to go home.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50So what are you going to do now?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52I knew you'd mess it up.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56We've another day left and you're still the weakest link.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Why don't you just go home and let the rest of us get on with it?

0:14:59 > 0:15:04Come on, Conor. This money isn't going to collect itself, is it?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08If she says one more thing she'll get the bucket on her head.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12GIRL SINGS IN DISTANCE

0:15:43 > 0:15:46ELECTRIC GUITAR

0:15:46 > 0:15:47- Roy?- What?

0:15:47 > 0:15:52- What's going on in there? - Nothing. Mind your own business.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55STRUMMING ON GUITAR

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Roy, what on earth are you doing in there?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Listening to music. What does it sound like?

0:16:01 > 0:16:05What is it? It's not the new album from whatshisname, is it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Yeah. It's Whatshisname.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12And it's great, so leave me alone to enjoy him in peace.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17STRUMMING CONTINUES

0:16:17 > 0:16:19But you don't even like him!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Roy, what on earth is that?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Becky, please!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Where did you get that?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- I erm... I... - Dad bought it for you, didn't he?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35No! I mean, yeah!

0:16:35 > 0:16:39I knew it! It's just not fair, you always get everything you want!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Oh come on, don't tell.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Dad'll only get in trouble with Ma!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45And that would be a bad thing?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47After pulling something like this?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Come on, Becks. I'll do anything.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Just don't say anything.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55I'll think about it.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Da, didn't you used to play

0:17:01 > 0:17:05that thing, you know, the whatchamacallit?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07The what?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09The guitar.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11The guitar?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Well, yeah. Yeah, I suppose I used to be

0:17:14 > 0:17:15able to knock out the odd tune.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Remember that, Maura?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Dee-dow-dow-dow-doww...

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Guitar? Don't talk to me about guitar.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25What you did with that instrument was pure torture.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Was it a red guitar or a blue guitar?

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Are you all right, son?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38If I had a guitar...

0:17:38 > 0:17:44- it'd be a white guitar...- Ahh!

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- ..or a purple guitar...- Ohh!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- ..or a gold guitar...- Ahh...

0:17:54 > 0:18:00- ..and I'd play my guitar...- Ohh! - ..all night long.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Roy? Are you all right, love?

0:18:03 > 0:18:07I'm fine. Just not hungry.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Coming to you from outside the courthouse,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11where the case is currently ongoing.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Maura, listen to this. This is terrible. Listen.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17...has gone to provide this man with a life of luxury,

0:18:17 > 0:18:21when the very people he claimed to help continue to live in poverty,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23hunger and despair.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Heading up a bogus charitable organisation, this man conned

0:18:26 > 0:18:30hundreds of well-meaning people, who were unaware that their money

0:18:30 > 0:18:33was providing him with his excessive lifestyle.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34- I'm going to bed.- What?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38It's only half eight.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42We normally have to drag you upstairs at your bedtime.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Yeah. Well, I'm very tired.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Good night.- Good night, love.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54This is all that's left.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56This is my change.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58All that money wasted on that!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I can't play it properly.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09What was I thinking?

0:19:09 > 0:19:13I'll never get the charity money back playing that thing.

0:19:13 > 0:19:21All those poor people are worse off now because of my stupid decision

0:19:21 > 0:19:24and if Mam catches me with that guitar

0:19:24 > 0:19:27then how will I explain how I got it?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Kathy's right. I have messed up.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34It wasn't my money to spend in the first place.

0:19:34 > 0:19:39Another day begins in Ballyfermot, but Roy has had a troubled night.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Morning, love.- Hey, Ma.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Ma, remember that fella on the news last night? Who took all that money.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- What about him? - What if he spent that money

0:19:51 > 0:19:55on all those things so he could make even more money for charity?

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Why would anybody believe him?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00He's a crook and he deserves everything he gets.

0:20:00 > 0:20:06Will he have to go to prison, or will he just have to give the money back?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Well, hopefully he'll give the money back AND go to prison.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Roy!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Everything all right?

0:20:19 > 0:20:20I don't think he's well at all.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Sure he didn't eat a thing last night.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Will I take him down to Dr Rasheed's?- Yeah.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I think you'd better. Poor Roy.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Would youse two stop! I'm not sick!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34What's wrong with you, then?

0:20:34 > 0:20:39Look, whatever it is we promise not to get upset. Hm?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45You did what?!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Yeah, I know. I'm really sorry, Dad.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52I was trying to make more money for charity.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56And you thought you'd get a guitar thrown into the bargain, did you?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58It wasn't your money to spend, son!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I know. I'm really, really sorry.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Well, look, at least you did the right thing by coming clean, eh?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- You can still put all this right, you know.- How?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- You still have the receipt, haven't you?- Yeah. It's upstairs!

0:21:19 > 0:21:25- Whoa, whoa, hold your horses there now for a second.- Mm...yeah?

0:21:26 > 0:21:29You've learnt a valuable lesson here, haven't you?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Yeah. I know. I'm really sorry.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43No-o-o-o-

0:21:43 > 0:21:47o-o-o-o-

0:21:47 > 0:21:51o-o-o-o!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Hello! Is somebody there?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Can I have my money back?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Please! I still have my receipt!

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Please!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Now what am I gonna do?

0:22:05 > 0:22:09You all right there, Tommy? You're walking like an old man.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12This is why I get my ma to write me a note every time

0:22:12 > 0:22:14we have to do exercise.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17It hurts even more than yesterday.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19How'd you get on with my book?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Fine, fine.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Once you get past 100 pages or so

0:22:24 > 0:22:26it kind of sucks you in.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27I was done in no time!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Mm-mm-mm!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Sorry, Jack. I think Sinead wants to tell us something.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38DVD?!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, I get it.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42You didn't even read the book at all, Jack.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45So what? We had three days.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47It would have taken me three years to finish it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49What else was I supposed to do?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52If anyone asks, I still know the story.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54The money goes to charity anyway.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Good point.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Besides, we're all on the same team.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01I won't tell if you won't.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14HE PLAYS GUITAR LOUDLY AND TUNELESSLY

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Hello. Hello!

0:23:20 > 0:23:24You're killing everybody's trade with that... that...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I wouldn't even call it music!

0:23:28 > 0:23:36Here, take this money and clear off with that...music. Go on! Go on!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15FAINT APPLAUSE

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Here. Get out!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Hey, man.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Cool guitar.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43How much do you want for it?

0:24:48 > 0:24:53The deadline for the actual count is supposed to be three.

0:24:53 > 0:25:00So if he doesn't turn up soon I'll have to declare Team A the winner.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Wait, Miss! Wait.- Roy!

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Look how much money Roy's collected, Miss.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10How did you manage to raise so much money?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Well, I did a bit of busking, Miss.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Busking?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I never knew you were so talented.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Yeah, well, neither did I.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Well, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of money

0:25:26 > 0:25:28that the kids raised this year.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30It far exceeded last year's total.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32And who'd have thought

0:25:32 > 0:25:35that Kathy would have got the most out of Roy in the way she did?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38They should both be very proud of themselves.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Well, you'll all be excited to know that the results are in!

0:25:43 > 0:25:55The collecting team have raised the princely sum of 1,457.65.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, how close.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00And despite Roy's particularly impressive

0:26:00 > 0:26:04contribution to the collecting team, it seems that they've fallen just

0:26:04 > 0:26:06a little bit short of winning.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08I declare Team A the winner.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Yes!

0:26:10 > 0:26:14- But you're all winners if you raise money for charity.- Miss Sheringham!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Yes, Kathy? What seems to be the problem?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19There's something you should know, Miss.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22If someone doesn't complete their sponsorship task,

0:26:22 > 0:26:26then isn't that...cheating?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32This way, please.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Roy, seeing as you raised the most amount of money,

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I think you should be in the photo too.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Thanks Miss, that's cool.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'll just slip in here.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48And say cheese!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Cheese!

0:26:56 > 0:27:01Finally, Kathy's moment as a celebrity has arrived.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Right, class.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I've got the newspaper.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Now, let's see is our article in it, and the photo.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10There we are!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Great.- Out of the way.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Let me have a look!

0:27:17 > 0:27:18No... No way!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Where's the picture with me in it?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Oh, you're in there.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Isn't that your hand, Kathy?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28No-o-o-o-o-o!

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