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0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12'the only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38ROY!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39He-he!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53There's Jack. Hey, Jack.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Jack?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Huh, well, maybe he didn't see us.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03BELL RINGS

0:01:07 > 0:01:09'There is great excitement in Ballyfermot

0:01:09 > 0:01:13'with the announcement that the first heats of a new TV talent show

0:01:13 > 0:01:16'are about to take place right here at the school.'

0:01:16 > 0:01:17What's going on?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Deadly!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Roy, are you going to enter?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Yeah, definitely!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31It's a talent contest, Roy. Not a freak show.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's brilliant, you know.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39You usually only see them talent shows on TV.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42And they're all... The contestants, like, they're all really bad.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46But that's serious prize money just for qualifying for the telly bit.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49You know, for Ballyfermot, it's brilliant.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50BOTH: Yeah!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52We're going to enter with this routine...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54CLAPPING AND CHEERING

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Roy!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Get back to class!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Stop showing off and get back in class!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26The same goes for the rest of you.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Yes, Mr Hammond.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Later, Roy, yeah?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Whoa-oh!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39BANGING

0:02:39 > 0:02:43We're looking for any kind of act, musical or variety.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46And there is a sizeable cash prize

0:02:46 > 0:02:49just for qualifying to the televised studio rounds.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Myself and Miss Sheringham here...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55We're trying to get the best out of the students.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59To bring out their other talents outside of the academic realm.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01The rules are very simp...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03The rules are very simple, actually.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Each act should be a maximum of five minutes in length.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Any and all types of act can enter.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16There is also a... surprise guest judge.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Tara Loveworth.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Yeah. Miss Tara Loveworth.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28An ex-pupil of ours.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I think it's important to show the other pupils

0:03:31 > 0:03:35that success is open to all with a little bit of hard work.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Tara wasn't particularly academic

0:03:39 > 0:03:44but with a little bit of help and advice from yours truly...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47..she seems to have done well for herself.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- She's a millionaire!- Yeah.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53With the right guidance, support and advice

0:03:53 > 0:03:56from your educators, anything is possible.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well, one can't...

0:03:58 > 0:04:02walk around taking credit for the success of every past pupil.

0:04:02 > 0:04:07I think Tara herself will tell you that I made a real impact on her

0:04:07 > 0:04:09while she was a student here.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Jack, Jack.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Did you hear about the contest?

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Yeah.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26It's deadly, isn't it?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Perfect for me.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeah, I suppose.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Are you gonna enter?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Haven't really thought about it yet.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- HE SNIFFS - There's hardly any point now.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Why are you here by yourself?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42My dad's taking us back to Poland.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Wh...why?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Me dad got let go on the building site.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Can't get any work here now.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51So, I have to go back to stupid Poland.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54But you were born here, this is your home.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55He can't do that.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I know, but he is.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Here, I'll talk to you later.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10I know, I'm going to give my winnings to Jack's dad.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Then Jack can stay!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14- BELL RINGS - Oh, I better get to class.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18The human lungs are a lot like balloons in our ribcages.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23If you blow into the balloon, it expands as it fills with air.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Just like when you breathe in,

0:05:29 > 0:05:32your chest expands as it fills with air too.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34And when you breathe out...

0:05:35 > 0:05:39..the air goes out of the lungs, or the balloons in this case,

0:05:39 > 0:05:41shrinks and deflates.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43OK?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Now, everyone, you try it.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47And don't blow it too hard.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Ugh!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Roy, can you stop fooling around, please?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ah, Miss! What's happening to me?

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Roy, can you come down from the ceiling, please?!

0:06:17 > 0:06:18I can't!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22CHILDREN LAUGH

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I can't!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Oh!

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Burst him!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Argh, no!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Stop that now! Nobody's bursting anyone.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Roy! Roy!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- What?- Belch, you've got to belch.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Let the air out.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48ROY BELCHES

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Roy!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- 'Roy has been called to the Principal to be disciplined.'- Roy?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04'Which may put his ambitions in jeopardy.'

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Come in, Roy.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Sit down.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11- The other day I went to the cinema to watch this brilliant movie.- Oh.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I warned you already today, Roy, when you...

0:07:15 > 0:07:18..when you turned yourself into a tornado out there.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23I have a responsibility for the health and safety

0:07:23 > 0:07:26of the pupils and the staff of this school.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29But, sir, I didn't mean for it to happen.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30That's not the point, Roy.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33This is about taking responsibility for your actions.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36No-one likes a show-off, Roy.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Well, they do on TV.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Whatever.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well, you leave me no option, Roy.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47I need to do something that'll cool your jets for a while.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- DO you understand?- Yes, sir.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53So...I'm barring you from the talent show.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- What?!- It's for your own good, Roy.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58But, sir! You can't do that!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00ROY WAILS

0:08:05 > 0:08:08That's enough, Roy. Off you go.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Off!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I don't know what to think, really.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28I hate to see Roy so upset but...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Mr Hammond's the headmaster and it's his decision.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I mean, Roy needs to learn to fit in

0:08:35 > 0:08:37and if that's what it takes then so be it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Hang on...

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I mean, it's a bit much, isn't it?

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Do you not think?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Now that I think about it, I'm going to ring Hammond...

0:08:45 > 0:08:49see if I can get him to give the lad another chance. Hmm?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I hate Hammo!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57It's not fair.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Yes, I know that, Mr Hammond but, look, I don't know why,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05but this competition seems to mean an awful lot to him.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I mean, what'll it take to get him back in?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13OK.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes, yes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I suppose we can do that, yep.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Health and safety, yeah.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25OK. Well, thanks anyway, Mr Hammond.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Yep.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Now, sit down there.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Right, now.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Good news, good news!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Right, well.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51I had a word with Mr Hammond and it looks like he's willing

0:09:51 > 0:09:53to let you back in to the competition.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Deadly! Wait till I tell Jack.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Sit down there for a minute.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Hold on there a minute, mister. That's not all.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01The bad news?

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Mr Hammond says you can enter the competition on one condition.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Right...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11That you don't use any cartoon tricks.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Oh, Ma!- I know, son.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17But that's the rules. It's that or nothing.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Your dad really put himself out for this.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Look, it's not that bad, all right?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24You're just going to have to be a little...inventive.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Without being...animated.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Hmm.- Hmm.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32BELL RINGS

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Hey, Roy.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37It's terrible news about Jack, isn't it?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Yeah, I know.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40What'll we do?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42We can't just let him go to Poland.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Maybe he could stay with one of us.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Well, I was going to give him the prize money from the competition

0:10:48 > 0:10:49if I won.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Nice one.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55But Hammo won't let me do any of my cartoon stuff.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58What? He can't do that. That's discrimination.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Yeah, well, then he's discriminisatating...

0:11:02 > 0:11:03I'm gonna be late.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Where are you going?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Piano lessons. Right then, see you all. See you, Roy.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13PING!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Roy band!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24THEY PLAY OUT OF TUNE

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Stop, stop, stop!

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Thank you. Look, lads. I've told you both, I don't play any instrument.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Well, I can't either but we can learn.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38It can't be that hard.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- And I get stage fright.- I don't know why I let you talk us into this.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Because we're doing it for Jackski.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Now, did anyone manage to get through to Jack

0:11:46 > 0:11:48and ask him if he want to join us?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50No, he's not answering his mobile.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53OK, let's try some vocals first.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56One, two. One, two, testing.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58- OUT OF TUNE:- # Oh, rock and roller

0:11:58 > 0:12:01# Oh, rock and roller

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- # Ahhh... # - CRACKING

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- What's that?- A crack in my glass.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08I don't think it was there before.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09What?!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I think that's enough for now. Time for plan B.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14HE PLAYS A MELODY

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Now that's difficult.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Pop songs on the other hand are easy!

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Just listen to all that rubbish on the radio.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Get off!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30The best ones are always ballads.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32They're just big chords.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35HE PLAYS SLOWLY

0:12:35 > 0:12:38And you have to have something about flying or soaring.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Flying like a bird with a broken wing. #

0:12:41 > 0:12:43And you have to have...

0:12:43 > 0:12:45# Loving you and me. #

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Blah, blah. It's a cinch.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Come on, Roy. Show us your rhythms.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53What's all that noise in the kitchen, love?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Conor and Tommy are over for a bit of band practice.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57And how am I supposed to...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm going to the chipper.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Will you get me a...

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Exactly what I wanted(!)

0:13:05 > 0:13:07One, two, three.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09One, two, three...

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Wah!- Oh, come on, Roy.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Where's your moves?

0:13:12 > 0:13:16That was different, I was freestyling - going mad!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18This is different.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20This is useless.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22We'll never be ready in time.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Like, even if you two could dance, none of us can sing.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Listen, we don't have to sing.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Nobody sings nowadays. Most of them can't.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's all backing tracks.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Tommy, could you make us one?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Yeah, I suppose I could.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42We just need to find someone who can sing.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, but wouldn't that be cheating?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Come on, this is for Jack.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49If we don't do this, we lose Jack.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Forever!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53OK, I'll see what I can do.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Sinead, come with me.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03So, what should I click on?

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Er, click on...

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Got it, guys!

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Come on, get up.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Listen to this.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19# You may think it's impossible

0:14:19 > 0:14:22# You may say it's not true

0:14:22 > 0:14:25# But I say that it's only natural

0:14:25 > 0:14:28# This love between me and you. #

0:14:28 > 0:14:29That's really good.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Who is it?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32It's Sinead.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I didn't know you could sing. She should be in the band instead of me.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No way, I can't sing in public.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I know the feeling.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40But then it won't be a Roy...

0:14:40 > 0:14:43I mean boy band if it has a girl in it.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Doesn't matter. I can make Sinead sound like a guy.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Easy.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- FEMALE VOICE:- # It's only natural. #

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- HIGH MALE VOICE: - # It's only natural. #

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- LOW MALE VOICE: - # It's only natural. #

0:14:59 > 0:15:01This will be you, Roy.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04# What I say and love is only natural

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# Like this love... #

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Whoa!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11And now, the chorus with all three of us.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14# So don't listen to your parents

0:15:14 > 0:15:17# Who are they to judge us anyway?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21# We gotta hold on to each other

0:15:21 > 0:15:27# This love is here to stay! #

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Ah, that's deadly.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah! Yeah.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31It's kinda catchy.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43'It's the day of the qualifying auditions for the talent show

0:15:43 > 0:15:46'and everyone is preparing for the contest.'

0:15:46 > 0:15:48THEY CHEER AND SCREAM

0:15:53 > 0:15:59Miss Tara Loveworth, welcome back to school. It's Derek.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Get the CD?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Yeah.- OK.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Good luck!- Thanks.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Are you helping them?

0:16:07 > 0:16:08No.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I just gave them a CD to practise with.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's Tara Loveworth!

0:16:13 > 0:16:14THEY SCREAM

0:16:15 > 0:16:17I'm sorry. Out of the way.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Quiet, quiet!

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Mind my shoes!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I don't know what all the fuss is about.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24She's just a pop singer.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Make room for her. For goodness' sake, mind my...

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Hubba-hubba!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39You can get the autographs later, everybody.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Please!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Hey, Jack!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48ALL: Jack!

0:16:48 > 0:16:53I got all your phone messages, so I'm here to offer support,

0:16:53 > 0:16:58- make sure you win. I can't believe you're doing this so- I- can stay.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Ah, thanks, guys.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04'Welcome to the Ballyfermot heat of the talent show.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07'Today's special guest judge is Tara Loveworth,

0:17:07 > 0:17:10'accompanied by Miss Dympna Sheringham

0:17:10 > 0:17:13'and hosted by School Principal Derek Hammond!'

0:17:13 > 0:17:20OK, and the first act today is Gary Jones...

0:17:20 > 0:17:23HE SNORTS

0:17:23 > 0:17:25..and Jacinta Coyle.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:01 > 0:18:03No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Honestly, I have to say

0:18:08 > 0:18:14that was absolutely...awful!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Next!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I could've done that.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Looks like he's having a seizure! - HE SNORTS

0:18:39 > 0:18:44This song goes out to the Fermot posse, you all know who you are.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49# Doing the school thing Cos I'm trying to get educated

0:18:49 > 0:18:53# Teachers keep telling me That I've got to get dedicated

0:18:53 > 0:18:57# But half the time doing it I'd have to be medicated

0:18:57 > 0:19:02# All the schoolwork You all know it's over-rated! #

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Well done. You've definitely got something, Chantelle.- Well done.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10It's nice to see you using your talents to express your feelings.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13"Schoolwork over-rated"!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17You obviously never attended Ballyfermot, Chantelle.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22IMITATES ROCK MUSIC

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Thank you! Well done.

0:19:48 > 0:19:54# Twinkle, twinkle, little star

0:19:54 > 0:19:58# How I wonder what you are

0:19:58 > 0:20:02# Up above the world so high

0:20:02 > 0:20:06# Like a diamond in the sky

0:20:06 > 0:20:07# Twinkle

0:20:07 > 0:20:08# Twinkle

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- # Little- ..Star

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- # How- ..I

0:20:12 > 0:20:13# Wonder

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- # What you- ..Are. #

0:20:17 > 0:20:23- Oh-h!- Roy!- Yeah.- We can't do this. What if we get caught?

0:20:23 > 0:20:28- We could be in big trouble.- He's right. I'm getting the fear again.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31I'll freeze up in front of them. I just know it.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Relax. You just have stage fright. Do you want Jack to live in Poland?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39ALL: No! >

0:20:39 > 0:20:45- Is everything all right? - Yes, everything is just fine.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Ha-ha! That was sensational!

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Now that's what I call dancing!

0:21:36 > 0:21:40'Next up is Rapid!'

0:21:40 > 0:21:41ALL: Whoo!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Good luck.- I think we'll need it!

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- They're all really good.- Yeah.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Are you better than them? - I hope our backing tracks are.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Conor? Conor, are you all right?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36I...don't know.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Ah!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Follow that, losers!

0:22:59 > 0:23:04- Good luck, guys.- Thanks.- Thanks.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Sinead, you know what to do. - Yes, sure. Good luck.- OK.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Are yous ready to get changed? ..Come on, Conor! Remember!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14We're doing this for Jack.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Go on.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'm gonna hate doing this.

0:23:28 > 0:23:33Erm, I think someone tripped on the lead over there.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Oh, thanks. I'll have a look.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42And the next up is...

0:23:43 > 0:23:46..Bandjaxed!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54One, two, one, two.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56PIERCING FEEDBACK

0:24:04 > 0:24:06GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:15 > 0:24:21# Some say love is just an illusion

0:24:21 > 0:24:26# Some say love is just a pain

0:24:28 > 0:24:33# But I say love is the only answer

0:24:33 > 0:24:39# It's like sunshine after the rain

0:24:40 > 0:24:43# You may think that it's impossible... #

0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Is he...?- He certainly is, dear.- Oh!

0:24:48 > 0:24:49# Love is only natural

0:24:49 > 0:24:54# Life is love between me and you

0:24:56 > 0:24:59# So don't listen to your... HE COUGHS

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- That's not them singing.- What? Course it is.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11MUSIC STOPS

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- OUT-OF-TUNE: - # Love is here... #- Let go!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17- What's going on? - This doesn't look good.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Jack, get it off her!

0:25:19 > 0:25:24CHILDREN SHOUT

0:25:24 > 0:25:27CHILDREN ARGUE

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Hey, what's going on here?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- No!- Give me that! Out of here!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Nice one!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, Roy!

0:25:41 > 0:25:45ROY SCREECHES

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Well, I think we won!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Well, obviously we lost.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41We all got a week's detention for cheating.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Ballyfermot School won't be holding the competition qualifiers

0:26:45 > 0:26:47for the "foreseeable future".

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Well, at least Kathy was disqualified for fighting backstage.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55It was Susie, the little singer, who qualified for the TV show,

0:26:55 > 0:26:58and then she went on to win the cash prize.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00So much for helping Jack to stay, huh?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I can't believe Jack's going today.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Roy, brilliant news, man!- What? - Dad got a job.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15- We're staying. We don't have to go. - Where did he get work?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17You know all that glass you broke?

0:27:17 > 0:27:21They've asked him to fix it. It's going to take months.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24You beautiful cartoon boy.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Mwah!

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Come on in. I've got that new music video game.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34You know, the one with the guitar instruments and everything?

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd