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0:00:03 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

0:00:15 > 0:00:20'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble...when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-o-oy!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Ro-o-oy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38ALL: Ro-o-o-oy!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42'The big day is looming.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45'The crunch fixture in the school sporting calendar.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47'Ballyfermot versus Crossdale.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52'It's a final trial session, as the kids play for a place in the team.'

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Get up out of that, O'Brien! - I'm sore!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58ROY WHEEZES

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Come on, O'Brien, keep up!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Who-o-o-a!

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- BOTH: Oh! - Who-o-o-a! Urgh-huh!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12'This is a chance for Ballyfermot

0:01:12 > 0:01:15'to win the Junior Schools Football Challenge Cup,

0:01:15 > 0:01:18'and lay the ghosts of the past 19 years to rest.'

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Mr Hogan thinks we're in with a chance this year.

0:01:20 > 0:01:26If we beat Crossdale, that'll be so cool! I mean...making history!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Bally, Bally, Bally who?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30ALL: Bally, Ballyfermot!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ah, lads, stop! Ah-ha-ha!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Steady on, Roy. Got to make the team first!

0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Roy?- I'm putting him down as a sub. You want to take over?- No, no!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Like you did last year? - No, you're the boss.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52And the year before that?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55A good Head knows when to stand back.

0:01:57 > 0:02:02Are you sure about Roy? Look, he's a loose cannon, a law unto himself.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05If we're going to have any chance of beating Crossdale,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08we need to be a tight, organised and disciplined unit!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- He's only the sub!- Yeah, but you might have to put him on.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Roy's a bit of a wildcard, but you never know.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19- He might have something! - We can't afford any weak links!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27We need to be careful how we put it to him.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30We don't want to say it's because he's a...you know.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32A cartoon!

0:02:33 > 0:02:37- You know how self-conscious he gets about that.- So what do we say?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm sure you'll think of something.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44He's a dope!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49OK, listen up, Squad.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52This is the team that will play against Crossdale next week.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Jack Koprowski.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Ciara Whelan.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Kevin O'Connor.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Liam Green.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Kathy Cunningham.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Laura Murphy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Alex O'Shea.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16And on the substitutes' bench...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Tommy Byrne. - CLANK

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Everyone who's been selected,

0:03:23 > 0:03:28meet here tomorrow after school for training. 4:30 prompt, OK?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Better luck next time, Roy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sir? Sir? Mr Hogan?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yes, Roy?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I was just wondering, I didn't hear me name called out, and I...

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Look, Roy, I'm sorry you didn't quite make it this time, because...

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Yes?- ..you need...to get fit.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Fit?- Yes, fit! This is going to be a tough physical game.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02We can't afford any passengers.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm sorry.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Fit? We ARE fit!

0:04:13 > 0:04:20Blu-urp! This family does not do unfit! Blu-urp! Manners.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Did we over-order again, love? - Yeah. Blurp!- Ah, Bill.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Look at your man, look!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Fat?- I think that's what he said.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Fat.- Roy?- Yeah.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Chubby?- He said he was pudgy.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Pudgy?- Blobby!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42The Blob. I think he said the Blob.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Lardy Boy.- Mr Hogan called him Lardy Boy?- Yeah.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48BELL RINGS

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Getting an elastic band, Roy?

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- It's a gastric band! - Oh, leave him alone.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Sinead, d'you think I'm fat?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05No! You're more...hmmm...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yes?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09..cuddly. Squeezy?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Squeezy?!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Who drew this?!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Don't all shout at once(!)

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Kathy.- Mr Hogan said Roy was fat.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Wha?!- No, he called him...!

0:05:22 > 0:05:26I don't care who called what! I'll have you know now that, one,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30drawings caricaturing other pupils are unacceptable, and two,

0:05:30 > 0:05:36even if Roy WERE fat, which he ISN'T, we do not call people fat nowadays!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37What do we call them, Miss?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Erm...proportionally challenged!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50People can't help how they look, so you've got to be sensitive.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Oh, Mr Hammond, what exactly did Mr Hogan say to Roy?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Look, he was adamant that Roy was to be left out of the football team,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03so I told him that I thought he ought to be careful

0:06:03 > 0:06:05about the way he broke it to him.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07- So, he said he was too fat?- Did he?!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh! Now, that is bang out of order!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20They're right! I am fat!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24SQUELCH

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Hate being fat.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, I really want to make the team.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33You're not fat!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35But how do people lose weight?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37They exercise.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40They spend too much time watching TV or sitting at the computer,

0:06:40 > 0:06:41but you're...

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Roy?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56He's jogging. He's got his heart set on getting into that team, hasn't he?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- How about giving him a bit of support?- Yeah?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- I mean, you could do with the... - I could do with the what?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05When was the last time you went down that gym?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh, I go to that gym...all the time.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- So next time, take Roy with you.- Right.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Kylemore Road.- It's Kylemore Road. - Opposite the...- Beside the...

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- ..recycling.- Recycling...shop.- Dump! - Dump, yeah. I know where this is!

0:07:23 > 0:07:28'Bill leads by example and takes Roy to the gym.'

0:07:28 > 0:07:31OK, so you've got your speed setting here,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33and your gradient setting here.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Going to start you off nice and gentle, OK?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, look. Ho-ho! That's good.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I'll leave you to it. Shout if you need me.- Good man.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Brilliant, isn't it? - Yeah. You going to have a go?

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Yes. Yes, I'll, I'll get up now in a minute,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm just letting you... settle in.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55BEEP

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Dad? Dad? Da-a-ad!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Dad! Dad! A-a-agh! Dad! Help me!

0:08:04 > 0:08:09Sorry, you wouldn't hop over for a second, would you?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13A-agh, a-agh, a-agh! Dad! Oh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15ROY GASPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yeah, we should probably try the park instead, shouldn't we, son?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- PHONE RINGS - Hello?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm jogging!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yeah! You told me to get some exercise!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Aren't you supposed to be at training?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36I don't need to be there, Roy. My name was first on the list.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39He kind of builds the team around me.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Anyway, it's just running around little red cones.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45You should come here. I've got Barcelona away!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No, Jack! I really want to make that team!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51What's the point, anyway? We're just going to get beaten.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I'm just going to make sure we don't get a hiding!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hey, I just nutmegged Messi!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Congratulations(!)

0:09:00 > 0:09:03'It's the 20th year of the competition,

0:09:03 > 0:09:07'and with just one week to go to the big game, we asked Mr Hammond,

0:09:07 > 0:09:12'the head teacher, exactly how important this was to the school.'

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Of course, it'd be great to beat Crossdale,

0:09:15 > 0:09:19but at the end of the day it's the taking part that counts.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25If those kids do their best, play fair in a sportsmanlike way,

0:09:25 > 0:09:30then that's far more important than any piece of silverware.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Nothing's happening. I'm doing all this exercise but I can't shift it!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Your calories out have to exceed your calories in.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- What sort of things do you eat?- Food!

0:09:54 > 0:09:59I know, but it's got to be the right food, and less of it!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Like when you're feeling full, stop!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06You can eat pulses, grains, fruit...

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Tommy, can I have...?- No crackling.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Just a bit?- No.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Just the teeniest, weeniest...? - Roy, read my lips.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16No crackling!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23ROAST SIZZLES

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I tell ya, you're right, Maura. That boy is serious.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50That's the first time ever Roy's said no to crackling.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Not like him, you know.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Not like him at all.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Roy, you're supposed to knock.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- Becky, have you ever been on a diet? - No, why?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well, Mr Hogan says I've got to get fit to make the football team.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09So I need to know about diets.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14OK, which one? Low fat, low carb? Seven day, three day, one day?

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Two hour, ten minute, Atkins, South Beach, Beverly Hills?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Roy, forget it. They don't make a blind bit of difference.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45He's out there first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46172...173.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51Wish he'd give himself a rest. He hasn't touched his computer in days.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Is it me, or is he getting skinnier?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Roy? Breakfast!

0:12:03 > 0:12:08I think I've lost weight. I can't tell how much.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Couldn't get the scales to work.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13DOORBELL RINGS

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Stay where yous are. I'll get that.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26Hi, Tommy. You were right. This calorie thing's a doddle!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Mr Hogan said if you don't come to training,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- he'll bump you to a sub. - What does HE know about football?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- You see what I see?- Is that...?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49What's up, lads? Why are yous all looking at me?

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Roy, you, you look...different.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah. Had a haircut.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58No, you, er...

0:12:58 > 0:13:04Lost a few pounds. Mr Hogan's going to be well pleased!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Definitely have a chance of joining the team now!

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Ergh! He's well skinny, don't you think?- Yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Sticky!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Sticky?- Sticky the Stick Insect!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Sinead, do you think I'm skinny?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27No, you're...

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Yes?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Svelte.- Svelte?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34It's French. It's what they call supermodels.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37OK, class. Settle down.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'll be glad when this is over. Tommy,

0:13:42 > 0:13:44can you help me move this board?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Hey, Miss!- Oh! Roy!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51So...do you think I'm trim?

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Er...that's one way of putting it!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57It's rude to stare, Miss.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Oh! OK...Roy, er, sit down!

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Who drew this?

0:14:11 > 0:14:16I told you, picking on people because of their appearance is unacceptable!

0:14:16 > 0:14:17But Roy's so skinny, Miss!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18And we don't say skinny!

0:14:18 > 0:14:19What do we say?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Erm...

0:14:22 > 0:14:23..proportionally...

0:14:23 > 0:14:28Sorry, Miss Sheringham! May I borrow, just for a few minutes,

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Alex, Jack, Tommy, Kathy,

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Liam, Laura,

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Kevin and, erm... - Sir? Sir?- ..Ciara!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Quick as you can!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Carry on, Miss Sheringham.- Sir?

0:14:53 > 0:15:00Sir? Erm, what about me? Sir! Sir! Sir, what about me! Oof!

0:15:02 > 0:15:06I've been running, I've been doing keepy-uppies, I even had celery!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I didn't say you were too fat!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I said you needed to get fit!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18This is going to be a tough, brawny, physical game.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19You'll get blown away!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Now you're too thin!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26What do I do, Tommy?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I didn't say starve yourself!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31If you burn up calories, you've got to put them back on.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34How? Eat what?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Eat anything. Anything at all to put the calories back on.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40That's what Doctor Rashid said.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43All that dieting and exercising wasn't good for him.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47The lad's famished. He needs feeding!

0:15:49 > 0:15:51ROY BURPS

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Pardon.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55ROY'S BELLY RUMBLES

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- ROY BURPS - Pardon.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Ah! Ah! Just for Roy!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15There. Another breakfast like that tomorrow,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17and you'll be back to your old self in no time.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20ROY BURPS

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Pardon...- Don't bother!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25ROY GROANS

0:16:32 > 0:16:35'It's the day of the big game.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38'Will Roy finally stand a chance of making the team?'

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Roy, you'll be late for school.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Ma, I can't get out of me bed!

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Stop messing around! Open the door!

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- I haven't locked it! I'm stuck! - What d'you mean?!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Ah, Bill, it's blocked or something!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Will you give over?! Just needs a little shove. Watch. Look.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Mind yourself there, now. - Sorry, love.- It's all right.- Lovely.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Oh, Bill!

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Go on, love.- Wait will you? Don't shake the ladder.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm not shaking it!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- What in the name of...?! - What's going on?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I don't know. Maybe we can winch him down!

0:17:15 > 0:17:19He's not a piano, Bill! I'm going to phone Doctor Rashid.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- What are you calling him for? - Well, something's wrong with him!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29We're going to have to take the window frame off or something.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Before we do anything drastic, let me examine him.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Oh right, yeah!- Can I take your bag? - Yeah, thanks Maura.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38OK, Roy, I'm coming in.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42How-a-yeh, Doctor Rashid?

0:17:44 > 0:17:49Hi...oh! Well, what have you been up to, then?!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Well, I think I ate too much last night.

0:17:51 > 0:17:56- I think you did!- I'm trying to get into the football team, you see.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Uh-huh. OK, just breathe in, just relax!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Right. Hopefully, we'll get through today without any inter...

0:18:05 > 0:18:08..uptions. Not again!

0:18:08 > 0:18:12So, I think it's best we start with the flat back-four,

0:18:12 > 0:18:15reverting to a diamond in case they...

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Sorry, did you want something? - No, no. Carry on.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Just give me a minute. Just...

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Go on! Good lad.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43- Oh, Roy! Thank goodness! - Now, d'you see what's happened?

0:18:43 > 0:18:46All that crash dieting has left his metabolism low.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- He can't digest all his food. - Will he get back to normal, Doctor?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Eventually, but let this be a lesson to us all, OK.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Whether you're human or a cartoon,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55crash dieting and bingeing is dangerous.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59I'm always saying that to you! Can you manage the stairs, son?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Good man.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02That's it.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05You're very good to call, Doctor Rashid. Come in for a cup of tea.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Greece versus Portugal, 2004.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Perfect example of how an inferior team can hold out,

0:19:11 > 0:19:17if they pack their defence, and play for penalties. Ah, Miss Sheringham.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Can I have my pupils back, please?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22You're free this afternoon, aren't you?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23What's this?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27That button's for record and that's for zoom.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31I've put in a three-hour tape, that should cover extra time, penalties

0:19:31 > 0:19:34and post-match celebrations, so...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36anything else she needs to know, Phil?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Take the lens cap off.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Providing he goes back to eating normally,

0:19:45 > 0:19:49that is, eating a balanced diet, he should stabilise.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53POP

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Can I go back to school, now?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00I think you need to take it easy today, Roy. How d'you feel?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Grand. The big game's today.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Son, it's a little late to make the team now, I think.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Maybe next year, love.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12You can still go and watch, Roy.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, I suppose.

0:20:18 > 0:20:25OK, stick to the plan. Keep pushing up, hold your line, stay focused.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29Sorry. Dad took me to that megastore in Liffey Valley to get kitted out.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Jack, get changed. You're dropped. - Huh?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36You've missed every training session and team talk.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- You clearly have an attitude problem!- Me?! Attitude problem!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Go and join the rest of the school.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Tommy, you're on. Alex, drop into midfield.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Alex, drop into midfield!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Drop into midfield?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56One, two, three...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58ALL: Ballyfermot!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Hi, Jack. Where you going?

0:21:04 > 0:21:08- I'm going home.- Ah, come on! - Don't go home!

0:21:08 > 0:21:11We've got a chant! Bally, Bally, Bally who?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13BOTH: Bally, Ballyfermot!

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Right, I'll stay. But I'm not doing any singing.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Looks like we'll have to make do without a sub.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23No, we've got a sub, all right. Someone with the right attitude.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Roy?!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Look, Phil, I know you're the coach, but...

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Yes! I'm the coach!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Roy!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38W-we have a chance, sir.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Roy, warm up.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41What?

0:21:41 > 0:21:42You're sub!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Ha!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Barney.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Derek.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Good luck.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02And you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07Ah-ah-ah! Still technically ours, Derek!

0:22:07 > 0:22:10What's that they say about 20 consecutive wins,

0:22:10 > 0:22:13and you get to keep the cup?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19WHISTLE BLOWS

0:22:20 > 0:22:23CHEERING FROM CROWD

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Bally, Bally, Bally who? - Bally, Ballyfermot!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Bally, Bally, Bally who? - Bally, Ballyfermot!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46WHISTLE BLASTS

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Referee!

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- Bally, Bally, Bally who? - Bally, Ballyfermot!

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Get back!

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- No, Catherine, come back! - No, please. No, please!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Ye-es!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- That's a penalty!- What?! - It is! A penalty!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Good man, Ref! Good man, Ref, thank you!

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Oh, me ankle!

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Does it hurt?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53No, I thought I'd play Twister(!) Of course it hurts!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Try walking on it.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57What?

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Roy! You're on!

0:24:01 > 0:24:05What?! Phil, are you sure about this? I mean, give her a minute.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- She might get better!- Ow-w!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Roy, keep calm and focused, OK?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Focused, yeah. Focused.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Focus! Come on, focus!

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Focus! Come on, focus!

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Whoa! Oof!

0:24:21 > 0:24:23BIRDS TWEET

0:24:25 > 0:24:29CROWD: Come on, Crossdale! Come on, Crossdale!

0:24:34 > 0:24:37ALL: Ye-e-es!

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Whoa! That's not allowed!

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- He missed it! - Something happened, there!

0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Goal kick! Get back in your box! - I want to see that again.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Can you rewind that?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51In slow motion.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Roy saved it!- Sorry, corner!

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- What?- I don't believe it! We're in their half!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12One minute to go! If we can just hold on!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Corner.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Go on, Roy, last kick of the game! Might as well get there.- What?!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Me?!- No! Roy, no!

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Go on, up you go! - Stay, Roy! No, no!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29WHISTLE BLASTS

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Who-o-o-o-oa!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36A-agh, urgh!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42- CROWD: Ye-e-eah! - Did I get it?!

0:25:43 > 0:25:46I got it! Whoo!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Atta-boy, Roy!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52You're a star, Roy! What did I tell you?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54How can you give that?!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56No foul, no offside and the ball was over the line.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Quite a bit over, actually. - No, I mean...

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- What?- Well...

0:26:02 > 0:26:03he's a cartoon!

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Yes?- There's got to be something in the rules about that!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Very well. Let's have a look.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Size of pitch, duration, ball...ah, players!

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Unsporting behaviour, illegal kit, earrings, undergarments displaying

0:26:17 > 0:26:21slogans or advertising, vuvuzelas, dancing with corner flags...nope!

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Nothing there about cartoons being not allowed. The goal stands!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28What?! CROWD: Ye-e-es!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30You can't be serious!

0:26:31 > 0:26:35No! No!

0:26:37 > 0:26:42I see this victory as a sort of...metaphor for the school.

0:26:43 > 0:26:49How we cherish the values of team spirit and solidarity.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53How we recognise individual talent when we see it.

0:26:54 > 0:26:59But most important of all, how we are prepared to take the risk

0:26:59 > 0:27:01and give it a chance.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06To dare is to do!

0:27:07 > 0:27:12- What?- Could the kids have a look at it, now?!

0:27:16 > 0:27:19So, you weren't upset about not playing, Jack?

0:27:19 > 0:27:24Nah. Anyway, next year when I'm back in the team, it'll be 10-0!

0:27:25 > 0:27:29I keep telling you, Roy. You're fine the way you are.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Yeah!

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Hey, Jack, are you coming outside to play?

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Nah, all that fresh air! Gross!

0:27:43 > 0:27:45BILL BURPS

0:27:45 > 0:27:46THEY LAUGH

0:27:46 > 0:27:49BILL BURPS

0:27:52 > 0:27:55BILL BURPS

0:27:55 > 0:27:56THEY LAUGH

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Oh, that was me best one!

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