DIY Roy

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:23ROY!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26ROY!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29ROY!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Roy!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Ha-ha-ha!

0:00:39 > 0:00:44'Roy and his classmates have been given a rather exciting project

0:00:44 > 0:00:46'by their teacher, Miss Sheringham.'

0:00:46 > 0:00:48The project is called The World Of Work

0:00:48 > 0:00:50and it's all about giving the students

0:00:50 > 0:00:52a little taste of the working world.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Jaws is going to be so excited when he sees his new hutch.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yeah, the old ones banjaxed!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00He's chewed it to bits.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Paper smothers rock.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Ah, no way! Best out of 20. - I don't think so.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10You can't argue with Rock, Paper, Scissors.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I get to report on Roy's group,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14you get to report on Cathy's group.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Now, if anybody has any questions, well...keep them to yourselves,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I don't like questions -

0:01:24 > 0:01:26and that's off the record.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Now, remember, all the reports are going onto the school website

0:01:31 > 0:01:34so it's important that you journalists get your facts right.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No making anything up.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Now, class, you have the weekend to get your projects done

0:01:39 > 0:01:43and I want to see the finished results first thing Monday morning.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Who knows, it might give you all a few ideas

0:01:46 > 0:01:48as to what you want to be when you grow up.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50So, let's get to work!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54When I grow up I'm going to be the captain of the Polish football team.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Might play for the Irish squad too.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00If they're playing a match I'll play half for each side, that's fair.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04I'm going to be an Oscar-winning film director. I love films.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07When I grow up I want to be a journalist.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09One of the ones who gets to the bottom of the story.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm going to be a teacher.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You don't have to do much and you get months off for the holidays.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Easy peasy!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, I'm probably going to be a DJ.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21You get to fly all over the world

0:02:21 > 0:02:25and you get to go to the coolest parties for free

0:02:25 > 0:02:28and you don't even have to learn to play an instrument.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34'Roy, in the meantime,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37'can't quite figure out what he's going to be when he grows up.'

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I've always wanted to be an astronaut.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41BOING

0:02:43 > 0:02:44BOING

0:02:46 > 0:02:47BOING

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Mum! Roy's being creepy on the trampoline again!

0:02:50 > 0:02:54'But then, being a cowboy would be dead cool.'

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Howdy, pardners!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- HORSE NEIGHING - Whoa!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02'And I've always fancied being a cool secret agent.'

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Hm-mm. - CLATTERING

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Hang on a second, Aoife. - Oh, oh, ooh!

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- Hey, Becky! I'm stuck!- Mum!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18'Becky says that whatever job I end up doing

0:03:18 > 0:03:20'I'm probably going to end up in jail.'

0:03:20 > 0:03:26'Elsewhere in the O'Brien household, Roy's dad, Bill, is hard at work.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28'He's been bitten by the DIY bug.'

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Look at that, look.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Opens and closes like a dream.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37DOOR SQUEAKS

0:03:37 > 0:03:40You see, I've always been a bit of a natural at the old DIY.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43That stands for, "do-it-yourself," by the way.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47See this now, look, watch this, look.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Look.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Not a wobble.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Not a squeak. Perfect, look.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58See, I see it as my job to keep this place shipshape

0:03:58 > 0:04:00and in perfect running order.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Now, I find that a spot of DIY helps you relax.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And then there's the added satisfaction

0:04:06 > 0:04:09of knowing a job's well done, you know?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Yeah, you tell them, love. I'll stick on the kettle.- Great.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Dad.- Yeah?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- I need your help. - What's the story, son?

0:04:20 > 0:04:26- Well, you know we were building this rabbit hutch for school?- Yeah.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Tommy is doing the design...- Yeah.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- ..and Jack's in charge of construction...- Right.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36..but, erm, I don't have a job yet.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Well, son, there's only one job that is truly worth having,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41that's the gaffer.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- What's a gaffer?- Gaffer!

0:04:44 > 0:04:48You know, the boss, the big man, the head honcho.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50See, round these parts, son, I'm the gaffer.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52MUM AND BECKY LAUGH

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Everything all right, yeah?- Yeah, right as rain. Two sugars, yeah?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Yeah, perfect. - MUM AND BECKY LAUGH

0:05:00 > 0:05:04'Later that day, Roy and his team gather to discuss their project.'

0:05:04 > 0:05:08His food dish goes there, he could put his water bottle there

0:05:08 > 0:05:10and he could sleep in there.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12What more could a rabbit ask for?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Interesting, but we want to know what you plan to do

0:05:15 > 0:05:16about the chewing problem.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18He isn't called Jaws for nothing!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'd like to see him try to chew through this stuff.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25- My dad said it's 100% rabbit-proof. - Hm, very impressive.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27So, er, what do you think, Gaffer?

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- I don't know, it's deadly and everything but...- But what?!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I've spent HOURS working on this thing!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Well, I just have a few teensy-weensy suggestions

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- to spice things up a little, if you don't mind?- Here we go.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, I was thinking we add some extra levels

0:05:45 > 0:05:47and we can turn it into a super-duper cool rabbit-plex

0:05:47 > 0:05:51with loads of different rooms and then Jaws has a place to chill out

0:05:51 > 0:05:53and have all his rabbit mates over if he fancies.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, on the roof, I was thinking we can have a little sundeck

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- for when the weather's decent...- But, Roy...

0:05:59 > 0:06:01..and a big room at the back for carrot storage

0:06:01 > 0:06:03or maybe we can build another extension?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Can you get us wood, Jack?

0:06:05 > 0:06:11Roy, you do know that this hutch is for a rabbit, not an elephant!

0:06:11 > 0:06:14And it has to be finished by Monday morning.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Don't worry, lads, the gaffer is on the job.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Besides, you've got to think big.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Now, any questions?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27DAD WHISTLES

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Somebody's in good form? - Somebody has got good news.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Good news? - Your husband, the DIY expert,

0:06:34 > 0:06:39has just scored his first big gig and he's getting paid for it too.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Really? Brilliant. Where?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42- What's up?- Huh?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Your father's after getting a job doing a bit of DIY, isn't that nice?

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- What? Seriously?- Yes, seriously.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'm redecorating Mrs Sweeney's front room.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- Going to give it a touch of the old O'Brien magic.- Mrs Sweeney?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Mrs Sweeney from number 13?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Mrs Sweeney the head of the Tidy Estate Committee?- The very woman.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05I was telling her about the bits and bobs

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I've been doing round the house.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10She mentioned that she's in the market for a decorator

0:07:10 > 0:07:12and wallop, back of the net, Bill's your man.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Starting in the morning, no hanging round.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- This isn't good.- You can say that again, she is terrifying.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24No, she's not that bad, Becky.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Mum, you don't understand, I've seen how Mrs Sweeney rolls

0:07:28 > 0:07:31and it ain't pretty, trust me.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35- We're going to have to move house. - Might have a point there.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Hoi.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Back to work, lads.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05What you think, Roy?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Nah, do it again.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Roy, all the wood my dad gave us is nearly gone.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Not now, Jack, I'm too busy.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Wah!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Hey, guys, how's it going?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Sinead? All right, lads, take five.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Five minutes MEANS five minutes, not ten, yeah?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38We're going inside to cool down.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Before something very nasty happens.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's going brilliant.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Ah, Bill, love.- Huh?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Are you sure about this Mrs Sweeney thing being such a good idea?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56After all, you've been working so hard all week in that taxi

0:08:56 > 0:09:00and, well, there's so many jobs left for you to do in this house.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I don't know if I can spare you. - Listen to Mum, Dad.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Don't be worrying, girls, there's more than enough Bill for everyone!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Listen, it's a handy few quid for the old holiday fund, isn't it?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm telling you, before we know it, we'll be in Marbella. Hoo-hoo!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17- I'm going to hang that picture. - Marbella here we come, yeah.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Were going to have to change our names, Mum.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22She will find us.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23She will hunt us down.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30He's used up all that good wood my dad gave us.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33He means well. He's only trying to help.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I don't care! He won't let us do anything.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- He's driving us crazy.- Have you tried talking to him about it?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42He won't listen to us.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47I don't care what he says, that thing is coming down now.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Whoa! Whoa! Oof!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Roy, are you OK?!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Help! Ooh!- Quick, he's under here!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Help!

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Help me!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh...

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Cheers, lads.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12So er...how about a quick tea break, yeah?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Five minutes?

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Bill, are you finished yet? - Yes, it's nearly up.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25One little tap should sort this fella out.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Oh...!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32It's OK...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Maura...

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- Roy, we need to talk.- I know. And I figured out what went wrong.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I'm not blaming either of you, but...- No, Roy. Listen to us.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- I just think we should make it bigger.- BOTH:- Roy, you're fired.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I know, but we need to...

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Wait a minute. I'm what?!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Sorry, Roy. But it's for your own good.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Seriously, Roy. You could have flattened both of us.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00And we don't, you know... bend back into shape like you do.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04We voted on it. It's two to one

0:11:04 > 0:11:05You're off the team. Sorry, Roy.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Yeah? You can't fire me. Because I quit!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Let's see how you get on without the gaffer.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Well,- that- was awkward.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Bill...- Yes, love?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28You have a word with Roy. He's been sulking in his room for hours,

0:11:28 > 0:11:33and he won't tell me what's wrong. Look. The rain's starting to leak.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- You mean, have a bit of a man-to-man chat with him?- Yeah.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39No problem, love. I'm all over it.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Maybe you should take him to the pictures tomorrow.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'm sure Mr Sweeney won't mind if you postpone.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Nice try, Mum. You're going to have to tell him some time.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53KNOCK AT DOOR

0:11:58 > 0:12:00All right, buddy?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Yeah.- Can I come in for a minute?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Go on.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12What's up?

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- And don't say you're grand, Roy, cos I know you're not.- Well...

0:12:18 > 0:12:21..see...

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Come on, you can tell me, son. I'm your da.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE SIGHS

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I've been made redundant.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- What?- Yup.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37The other lads gave me the sack.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Seriously?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

0:12:43 > 0:12:48And now I'm not on the team, and my friends are angry at me.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm going to fail my project...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54..and Sinead thinks I'm a loser.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- What am I going to do? - Look, don't be worrying,

0:12:57 > 0:13:00things are never really as bad as they seem.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I think you're brilliant.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Cheers.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06And I've got just the job

0:13:06 > 0:13:09for a man of your particular qualifications, too.

0:13:09 > 0:13:15- Really?- Yeah. Just you wait, they'll be begging you to come back.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Do you think so?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I know so.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Just picture it, Roy...

0:13:24 > 0:13:26O'Brien and Son.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Painters and decorators.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Painters and decorators?- Yeah.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Ah, there's my two big men.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Two mad men, more like.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41That's right, ladies, O'Brien and Son

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- are in full effect.- Yeah.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47And the only thing better than having one gaffer

0:13:47 > 0:13:49is having...two gaffers.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Am I right, Dad? - You're not wrong, son.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Now, we better get cracking, love.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Mrs Sweeney's away for the day, and I promised I would be done by six.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00You sure you don't want to go to the cinema?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04The sequel to that robot pirate film is on. And it's in 3-D, my treat.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'll throw in some nachos and ice cream, yeah?

0:14:06 > 0:14:09It's a nice idea, love, but we're saving for a holiday, remember?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14Hard as it is to say no to nachos, there's work to be done. Ready, Roy?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Yeah.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yeah, come on...

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- See you, Ma, see you, Becks.- Oh!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Oh...

0:14:24 > 0:14:26What'll we do?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28I don't know about you,

0:14:28 > 0:14:31but I'm going to start packing before she gets back.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I'm thinking of changing my name!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Do you know where the passports are?

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Ah, Becky! You never know - things might turn out for the best.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44We're doomed!

0:14:44 > 0:14:45BOTH: Ta-da!

0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Well...?- It's...nice.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Nice?

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- You hate it, don't you? - I don't hate it, it's just a bit...

0:14:59 > 0:15:01..boring.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03She's right, Jack.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04We need Roy.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Would you not give him a call? - No way! He knows where we are.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13And he won't listen to us anyway. Remember?

0:15:13 > 0:15:17But you know... maybe if YOU were to talk to him,

0:15:17 > 0:15:18and invite him back?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Seriously?- Come on, Sinead.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Please?- Pretty please?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Boys... So silly.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Hold that chair, son, will you?- Yup. - Good lad.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35You see, son...

0:15:35 > 0:15:39the secret to successful DIY is very simple.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44- Nice doggie...- You either have it or you don't.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Dad... You OK?

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yeah. Never better, son.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Just going to lie here for another little minute.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57It's a lovely carpet, isn't it?

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Dad...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02What?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Does this paint look a bit blue?

0:16:04 > 0:16:08No, it's grand, it'll dry white.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Try and stay in between the lines, son, will you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12- Yeah.- Good lad.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27- Dad...- Yeah?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30The dog's footprints. Look.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Ah, no, that'll be grand. A little bit of turps'll sort that out.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Dad...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40What?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Shouldn't we put up the wallpaper first?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Probably.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Ooof!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Aaah...

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now. One third wallpaper paste...

0:16:58 > 0:17:00..two thirds water.

0:17:00 > 0:17:06Now... No, it's two thirds wallpaper paste,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09and one third water.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Either way, it doesn't really make any difference.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15There's a good boy. Get off my leg...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Roy, stop messing with the dog, will you? You're making him giddy!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- SNARLING AND YAPPING - Aaagh!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- BILL COUGHS - Roy...?

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Roy...? Are you still here? Roy!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Now...just hold it steady there, son. OK?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I am holding it steady.- Now...

0:17:37 > 0:17:42The trick is, keep it nice and smooth, right?

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- It's slimy...- But whatever you do,

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- don't let go, all right? - I can't hold it for much longer!

0:17:49 > 0:17:54Just another minute, son, you just think of the holiday...

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- AAAAAGH...!- We're all right...

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Now... Easy, this, isn't it?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- There. Now. - HE LAUGHS

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- At last. Hah? - HE SIGHS

0:18:12 > 0:18:15That's more like it, isn't it, Roy?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- SCRATCHING - Roy?

0:18:17 > 0:18:21MUFFLED GROANING FROM BEHIND THE WALLPAPER

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Is that you, Roy?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26GROANING CONTINUES

0:18:26 > 0:18:30That's not good, is it? Wait, now. Wait.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37- Maybe we should pop over.- I don't think so. What if she catches us?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41I'm sure deep down, Rebecca, Mrs Sweeney is a perfectly lovely woman.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43You don't understand, Mum.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I know what she did to win that Tidy Estates competition.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50I know what's buried under those flower beds.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51DOORBELL RINGS

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- I'll get it. - Do you see me volunteering?!

0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Ah, hiya, Sinead, love. - Hey, Mrs O'Brien. Is Roy in?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09He's over the road doing a bit of DIY with his dad.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- That's not her, is it? - No, your grand, it's only Sinead.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Ah, I didn't mean it's only Sinead, love! Oh!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Don't mind me, I don't know if I'm coming or going today!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Would it be OK if I called in for a minute?

0:19:19 > 0:19:23- I need to tell Roy something.- I don't think it's such a good idea.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27It's, it's...a bit complicated.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- DIY For dummies?!- Yeah!

0:19:33 > 0:19:37- I know someone who could use that book.- Aw!

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Go on, you might as well tell someone! We're all doomed anyhow.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45I think you'd better come in, love. Yeah.

0:19:48 > 0:19:53Bill is terrible at DIY, Sinead, love. He always has been.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Becky and myself have been covering up his disasters for years.

0:19:56 > 0:20:02We taught ourselves. Anyone can do it, really. Well. Anyone except Da!

0:20:02 > 0:20:07I've never been able to tell the truth! It'd break his heart!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10The little look on his face after he finishes a job.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15Still, maybe Roy will turn out to be a whiz at the DIY.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Can I be honest, Mrs O'Brien? - Of course you can, love.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Well, I think Roy takes after his da.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- Oh, all right.- Right, Becky, bring the book. Come on, Sinead.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Time to send in the reinforcements!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- You all right? - ROY MUMBLES

0:20:38 > 0:20:41All right, just mind the carpet.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50It's, erm, a work in progress, you know?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53You should probably come back when we're finished, though,

0:20:53 > 0:20:56we'll have this place looking like a palace.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58But Mrs Sweeney is home in an hour and a half.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It's going to take a week to fix this place!

0:21:01 > 0:21:05Bill, what are we going to do?! We'll have to pay for all of this!

0:21:05 > 0:21:09That's the holiday fund out the window for starters!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Don't worry about it! When you've got a great team,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15you can do anything!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17SHE WHISPERS

0:21:17 > 0:21:23- That's a deadly idea! Right, I'll be back in a minute.- Yeah.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Erm...

0:21:31 > 0:21:36- All right, lads?- Yeah, Roy. - All right, Roy?

0:21:38 > 0:21:43- So, how's tricks? The hutch is looking cool.- Yeah, yeah.- Cheers.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Jaws is going to have a hard time getting out of that one, eh?!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49HE LAUGHS

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yeah, that's the idea.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53DOG BARKS

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Can we hurry up, lads? We're on a schedule here.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- ALL TOGETHER: We need your help. - THEY LAUGH

0:22:01 > 0:22:03TOGETHER: Snap!

0:22:03 > 0:22:07That's more like it. Now, come on! Let's get to work!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- What if she comes back early?! I'm too young to die!- Stop it!

0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Any chance of a cup of tea, love? - I don't think so, love!

0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Could you make an effort, please? OK, there, Roy?- Yeah, yeah.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Do you want a hand with that, Ma? - No, you're fine, love.- Sure?- Yeah.

0:22:32 > 0:22:38- Da, what about you? - I'm grand.- Everybody else coping?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43That's grand. Do you want a hand with what you're doing? No?

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Move that one. - Come on, everybody! Chop chop!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49She's due back in 14 minutes.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Dad! Watch the picture!

0:22:58 > 0:23:03- All right there, fellas?- Yeah. - Great! Go, Team O'Brien, go!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Come on, everybody!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11I see her! She's coming up the road.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14She's coming up the road! What'll we do?!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Here, quick, get out there and use your charm. Pronto!- I'm on it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Nobody can talk rubbish to old ladies like your da.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23It's a skill he developed over many years driving a cab!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Tell me about it!- Now!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- I think we're good to go. - What about all the gear?!

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Roy, it's up to you now. Use the back door.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Hang on a second, everybody.

0:23:43 > 0:23:49- How did he do that?!- Simple! He's Roy!- He most certainly is.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52You just hang on there one more second, now, gorgeous.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56We don't want to spoil the... We don't want to spoil the surprise!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Come on in!

0:23:58 > 0:24:04- Whatever you do, don't look her in the eyes!- Relax, Becky!- Here you are.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Come on.- Here it comes!

0:24:06 > 0:24:11DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I love it!

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- You do?- Of course she does! And there's my right-hand man.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- That right, Roy?- Yeah. - There's just one thing.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- What's that, love? - Why is my doggy blue?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36DOG BARKS

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Maura, do you want to...? - HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:24:44 > 0:24:48We got away with it. I don't know how. But we did.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Sorry to interrupt, Becky, pet. Sorry!- That's OK.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57I gave the little ones a bag of sweeties to share.

0:24:57 > 0:25:02- And here's something special for you!- Thanks a million.

0:25:02 > 0:25:07- You're welcome! You're a great girl, all the same!- I try my best.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Maybe bring my doggie for a walk. My little blue doggie! He loves you!

0:25:14 > 0:25:18Now, that's great. You'll have a wonderful time.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24She's a monster!

0:25:24 > 0:25:28'Roy, Jack and Tommy still have a project to finish.'

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Check it out!- Cool.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42- So, what do you think, lads?! - THEY LAUGH

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Me dad says there's no I in the word team.

0:25:44 > 0:25:49I used to think he was giving me a spelling test! But I understand now.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:25:52 > 0:25:55'It's Monday morning, and time for the different groups

0:25:55 > 0:25:59'to present their finished World of Work project.'

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Well, I have to say,

0:26:01 > 0:26:07you've all done an AMAZING job on your World of Work projects!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'd personally like to thank the other members of my group.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I couldn't have done it without them. Talk about dream team!

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Talk about nightmare! You can read about Cathy's tantrums

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- on the website!- What tantrums?!

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I learned do-it-yourself doesn't mean do it BY yourself,

0:26:23 > 0:26:27and that it's very hard to remove blue paint from dog hair!

0:26:27 > 0:26:32Ladies and gentlemen, we now give you, Jaws' new gaff!

0:26:34 > 0:26:38- Do you think he likes it? - Definitely!

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Sure, look at him. He's smiling!

0:26:45 > 0:26:49You know, I wasn't at all surprised when Maura and Becky

0:26:49 > 0:26:55mentioned that they'd been fixing all my DIY jobs on the sly.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59Mostly, because, well, between you and me,

0:26:59 > 0:27:03I actually haven't got a clue what I'm doing!

0:27:03 > 0:27:08- All right, Gaffer? - Yeah, grand. Yeah. (Not a clue.)

0:27:15 > 0:27:18I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21But, sure there's plenty of time.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24I'm definitely going to keep up the old DIY!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26It comes in very handy any time I wreck me bed!

0:27:26 > 0:27:28MATTRESS CREAKS

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Don't tell Becky - I'm going to give her room

0:27:31 > 0:27:36a total makeover for her birthday. She's going to be so surprised!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42BED CRASHES

0:27:42 > 0:27:46- Roy!- It's all right, Ma! I'm on it!

0:27:58 > 0:28:00LAUGHTER

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0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Stop laughing! - LAUGHTER