The Good, the Bad and the Roy

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13'The only trouble is, he doesn't LOOK very ordinary.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15'All Roy really wants is to fit in.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18'But it's very hard to stay out of trouble

0:00:18 > 0:00:20'when you're a cartoon!'

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ro-o-oy!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ro-o-oy!

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Roy!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37ROY!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39He-he!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42'It's time for school and Roy is very excited

0:00:42 > 0:00:45'about the release of the sequel to his favourite game.'

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Did you get it? What did you get?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Martian Warrior Two!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yeah! Dad queued up at midnight to get it for me.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Is it any good?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58It makes Martian Warrior One look really lame.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yeah, I'm saving up for it but I'm only up to four quid.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02And you owe me two.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm never going to get it, Tommy.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I can teach you some of the moves, and then when you get your copy,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14we can link up and form a Martian Warrior Brotherhood!

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Oh...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Do you think anyone else at school will have it?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20I'd hate to be the last.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Relax, Roy. It only came out last night.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26I bet I'm the only Martian Warrior in Ballyfermot.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Noooo!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39What's the matter, Roy, haven't got your copy yet?

0:01:39 > 0:01:43I've already unlocked a secret level and earned an invisibility helmet.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46You can call me Intergalactic Grand-Warrior Kathy.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48You! Yes, you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Tommy Byrne. I want a word!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55I've put you down for the Great and Gifted Society. It's a club which...

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I know all about it, Mr Hammond!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00They get together after school to study equations

0:02:00 > 0:02:01and conundrums and stuff.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Yes, well, It's a great coup for me...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07I mean, for Ballyfermot, that is.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10The thing is, you need to pass an exam to qualify.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13They, er...

0:02:13 > 0:02:17need someone who is honest, intelligent

0:02:17 > 0:02:19and impartial to supervise.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I'm free tomorrow morning, so...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS - ..you can sit it then.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Yes, sir.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Right, it's in the phone so it's official.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ooh, bad luck, Tommy!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33An extra exam, on your own!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- I know! It's brilliant, isn't it? - GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Roy, hands off! You'll ruin my score!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah. I'll... I was just, er...

0:02:44 > 0:02:45HE SIGHS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48This is my new smart phone.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51High res.

0:02:51 > 0:02:5419 Gigabytes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56HD video.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01The outer casing is actually bullet-proof.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05'Mr Hammond's phone is active.'

0:03:07 > 0:03:10This little fellow keeps Ballyfermot School

0:03:10 > 0:03:13running smoothly and efficiently.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17'Must buy moisturiser cream'. 'Must buy moisturiser cream'.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19'Must...' BEEP

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I have very dry skin.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Looks like you're the only one in class without Martian Warrior Two.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Kathy, I'm saving up.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39By the time you have enough, it'll be sold out everywhere.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Games away, class.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- GAME MUSIC CONTINUES - Alex!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48MUSIC STOPS

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Thank you.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Now, are you all excited about the upcoming planetarium visit?

0:03:55 > 0:03:57THEY CHEER

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Can I have your consent forms and the last of the trip money, please?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Will you take this to Mr Hammond, Roy?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yeah.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Whoa!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Go on, Roy, take it!!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29What? Who said that?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31It was me, of course.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Who are you?

0:04:34 > 0:04:38I'm here to make sure you make the right decisions, Roy.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Huh?

0:04:40 > 0:04:45The Planetarium money. It's the answer to all your problems.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I can't. It's not mine.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Just take enough for the game and a bag of chips on the way home, yeah?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I wouldn't do that, if I was you, Roy!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01That money isn't yours.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04The whole class will suffer if it goes missing.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Come on, this is your chance to keep up with everyone else.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13How does "Intergalactic Grand-Warrior Roy" sound, yeah, huh?

0:05:18 > 0:05:22Protractors don't grow on trees, you know, Mr Wilson.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Ah, the Planetarium money.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Thank you, Roy.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34The planetarium trip's going to be deadly.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38They have a microscope there that can see the surface of Mars.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39It's a telescope.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44I bet we'll see some real-life Martian Warriors.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Believe me, you won't.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Oh, Tommy's right, Alex. They've got invisibility helmets.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50We'll never spot them.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52THEY LAUGH

0:05:56 > 0:05:59You should have taken the money when you had the chance, Roy!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02No, You'd feel guilty, Roy.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03You'd never be able to enjoy the game.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Aw, just be quiet!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08You all right, Roy?

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Yeah...

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Er, can you see anything on me shoulders?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Just your head, Roy.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Yeah...

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Steady.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Mr Hammond...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Don't tell him, Roy! This is a chance for a bit of fun!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Maybe change some dates around...

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Don't listen to him, Roy. Return the phone to Mr Hammond.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35And, for once, you'll be in his good books!

0:06:37 > 0:06:43Well, I suppose you could pop in a teacher-training day.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46That would mean a day off for everyone!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47PHONE BEEPS

0:06:47 > 0:06:49It's locked.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Well, there's other ways you can have fun with it, Roy.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Brilliant!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- We've only just begun! - ROY CACKLES

0:07:05 > 0:07:08BELL RINGS

0:07:14 > 0:07:18LAUGHTER

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I thought it was a new kind of fire alarm.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29Mr Gwint, that is my phone.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Get it down!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33'Must buy moisturiser cream.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36'Moisturiser...moisturiser... moisturiser...'

0:07:36 > 0:07:38OK. OK. Get a stepladder.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50I consider this a serious incident.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Kidnap, that's what it is.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57But I'm not completely clueless.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Now, I know exactly who is behind all of this

0:08:00 > 0:08:02and they're going to get their just desserts.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Nobody gets the better of Derek Hammond.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08PHONE RINGS

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hello?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13PHONE RINGS

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Maths is so hard. I don't want to go to the next lesson.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah, well, you don't have to, Roy!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28What? Bunk off?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32No-one will notice. And look - Tommy's left his locker open.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36You can get in some "Martian Warrior Two" practice.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40It belongs to Tommy, Roy. You know better than that.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Whoa!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Tommy's not going to miss it, is he?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50His head is full of all that "Gifted and Great" stuff.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53He wasn't happy when you took it before, Roy.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55He won't know it's you.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Now, come on, you've had some fun this morning, right?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Right.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Anyone in there?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I won't be long, Mr Gwint.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:18 > 0:09:20O'Brien!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Mr Hammond's office! Now!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29The look on Kathy's face!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, Roy has pulled some really funny stunts this morning.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34He put salad in Mr Hogan's trainer.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Unscrewed Miss Sheringham's pens so they leaked into her pencil case.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah, he also put one of those KICK ME signs on Gwint's back.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Hilarious!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43BELL RINGS

0:09:43 > 0:09:46THEY LAUGH

0:09:50 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER

0:09:52 > 0:09:57There's been a trail of mischief in the school this morning, O'Brien,

0:09:57 > 0:10:02the worst of which was the kidnapping of my new phone.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- I'd nothing to do with it, sir. - Don't give me that, O'Brien.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10No-one but you could stretch up to stick this to the ceiling.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Well, what about a tall boy on a pogo stick?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I know guilty, O'Brien.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21I've seen it a hundred times and it looks like that.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26You've earned yourself a detention.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Next time I catch you up to no good,

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I'm going to cancel the planetarium trip -

0:10:35 > 0:10:37and let everyone know it was down to you!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You're on your last chance, O'Brien!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46I'm going to put it on my new phone.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Last...

0:10:49 > 0:10:50..chance!

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Hm?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Roy, I don't want to say, "I told you so",

0:11:08 > 0:11:10but I TOLD YOU SO!

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- BELL RINGS - Roy, Roy, have you seen my game?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I can't find it anywhere.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Uh...oh.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You haven't got it, have you?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Nope. Not me. Haven't got it.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Haven't seen it. Nope.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You're supposed to be my best friend, Roy.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Listen, Tommy... I'm sorry.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Don't bother, Roy.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42And you can forget our Martian Warrior Brotherhood.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Ignore him, Roy. Sure, who needs Einstein, anyway?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51ROY SIGHS

0:11:51 > 0:11:53I do.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57I'm in big trouble with Mr Hammond and I've lost me best friend...

0:11:57 > 0:12:00And it's all YOUR fault!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03From now on, I'm listening to him!

0:12:03 > 0:12:07What?! Mr Boring Goody Two-Shoes, huh?

0:12:09 > 0:12:13OK, fine, you know were I am if you want to have some fun.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Finally!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21I'm glad you saw sense, Roy. We'll make a great team.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23You and me.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Hey, Sinead!

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Sinead?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Tommy told me what you did, Roy!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Offer to carry her bag.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43That'll get you back in her good books.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Erm, I'll take that!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49No, thanks.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54BELL RINGS

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Tommy, Tommy! Wait!

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Forget it, Roy.- Listen, Tommy, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03I'm sorry for taking your game. And I'm sorry that I lied to you.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05What you did was wrong, Roy.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yeah, well, I know that now.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08I just wasn't meself.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Maybe we could walk home together.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Tell him about the cola.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18And, Tommy, it was me that dropped the can of cola

0:13:18 > 0:13:20into your sports bag last year.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I had to run a cross country all sticky!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26And the DVD!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29And, Tommy, the DVD you lent me?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I left it on the bus.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34That was the director's cut!

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- You said you'd lent it to your granda'.- I lied.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Excuse me. I've got a test to prepare for.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46That didn't go so well, did it?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Some people don't react well to kindness and honesty, do they?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Right, that's it! That is IT!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54What? What are you doing?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I'm not talking to Roy after what he did.- Me neither.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01He knows he's in the wrong, that's why he's started acting all nice.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04He wanted to do my homework. And share his lunch with me.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08He offered to clean my shoes.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Actually, he did my science homework.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13And I had one of his sandwiches.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Alex!- It was chicken tikka!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19It was good!

0:14:19 > 0:14:23What are you doing, Roy? Don't leave me with him!

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- You need me.- I knew you wouldn't be able to stand him for long.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Right, that's it!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31The pair of you have made me lose my best friend!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34From now on, I'm going to make my decisions without you!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Are you sure about this, Roy?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I mean, making choices without us is going to be pretty hard.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Maybe I could tag along and...

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Enough!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46- He'll be back...- I'm not so sure.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Of course he will.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50He'll forget how to have fun without me to help.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Because it's all about you, isn't it? Poor Roy.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Hey, Roy, fancy a kick around later? We could ask Jack and Tommy, too.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I don't think so.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Roy, you'll be late for school!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Morning.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Morning, love, are you all right?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25You came in from school last night and went straight to bed.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Yeah, I'm grand.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30So what's it to be? A fry up or some healthy muesli?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I don't know. I'm not really hungry.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37I'll do you both, so. So, you packed your school bag?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Got your sandwiches?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Yeah, probably.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Where's Tommy this morning?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I have to go.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Roy?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Great! That's all I need. Two moody teenagers in the house!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Hey.- Hi, Roy.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I thought we weren't talking to him.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10He did try to say sorry to Tommy.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Roy, want to learn some good warrior moves?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16No, he wants to be a bad Martian Warrior, don't you?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I don't know what I want any more.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Tommy! Tommy!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Isn't it time for you and Roy to make up?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I just don't think we can be friends anymore.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Tommy, you have to sort this out!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Roy's really upset.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44I'M really upset.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49And I haven't been able to study for my exam and it's all because of HIM.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Don't you think you'll feel better if you make up before it starts?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I haven't got time for this...

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah, it's all Tommy's fault.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07He's been all, "I'm so great and gifted!"

0:17:07 > 0:17:11That's rubbish, Jack. Roy's the one who's acting like an idiot.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14That's just like you to take Tommy's side.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- It's just like you to be all like "Team Roy"!- You're a muppet!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Loser! Let me know when you found your brain.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23I think you left yours at your last school.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I'm giving you the back of silence.

0:17:25 > 0:17:30Well, your back of silence is being ignored by my back of silence.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31So there you go.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Well, do you want to link up and try the next level?- All right!

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Yeah, go on.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45I've never seen Roy and Tommy fall out like this before.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49They've had their ups and downs, their little squabbles,

0:17:49 > 0:17:52but it usually only lasts for a couple of hours.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Perhaps they could...

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Or, maybe, Roy could like...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I really don't know what to do about it.

0:18:09 > 0:18:15OK, Byrne, you have exactly 30 minutes to complete the paper.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Luckily, I've got a timer function on my phone.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Oops. Didn't mean to press that.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32'Fry the carrots and onions adding a pinch of paprika...'

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Ugh.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Just give me a second.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Roy and Tommy aren't talking. Boohoo(!) I think it's hilarious.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Roy thought he was so smart pulling that trick on me earlier.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51He'll be sorry he ever messed with Kathy Cunningham.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Roy's such a loser and Tommy's such a nerd.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57You know, they actually deserve each other,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59but I've a little plan to keep them apart.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01BELL RINGS

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Roy! I hear Tommy's furious with you!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09What? That's complete rubbish.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13It's the talk of the school. Roy and his best friend have fallen out!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17What? No, it was just a little misunderstanding. That's all.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19We'll make it up.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Now would be a good time.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Whooooa!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26That's for filling my bag with packing peanuts!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29What's going on? O'Brien!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Listen, Tommy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35It's all about you, isn't it, Roy?

0:19:35 > 0:19:39For once in my life I wanted to do something for myself.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Tommy, I'm sorry.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45For once I wanted to be something more than "Roy's best friend".

0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Tommy...- But you don't want that, do you, Roy?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You want to be the centre of the universe

0:19:50 > 0:19:52with the rest of us orbiting around you,

0:19:52 > 0:19:55so you spoil my one chance of doing something great!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58We're finished, Roy. Finished forever.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Byrne, you've still got 15 minutes of your test left!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Hey, Tommy, how did the exam go?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Terrible! Roy made a big scene and I didn't finish.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11And you're on your last warning, O'Brien.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19This is getting ridiculous, we have to do something about these two!

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Roy's ruined everything for me. He always does.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29He goes racing in with his big cartoon feet

0:20:29 > 0:20:32without thinking about other people's feelings.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34But that's all over with now.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Roy and I are done and I'm not going to miss him.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Listen, lads, I need you back.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45We did warn you, Roy.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Thing is, we're all right here.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51We haven't got on so well for ages.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54No, but I'm not myself without you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58I don't know what to do to get Tommy back.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Are you talking to yourself, Roy?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05I'm just sad about the whole Tommy thing.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah, it's rubbish you two not speaking.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Tommy doesn't think I care about him.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Well, then you're going to have to prove to him that you do.- How?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16You've got to do something for Tommy.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19The Gifted and Great Society means so much to him.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Maybe you could sneak into Hammond's office

0:21:23 > 0:21:25and steal Tommy's exam paper...

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Then he could finish it.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Sinead! That's bad.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Yeah, that's evil super-villain bad.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36What do you think, Roy?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I don't know.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I just want Tommy's friendship back.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Then you know what you've got to do.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56Did you hear that? Oh, this is too good to miss.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13What?!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Er, Miss Sheringham wants you, sir.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17I'm a busy man.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20She wants some assistance with a flow chart.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21For the school trip.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Does she indeed?

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Well, She's in luck because I have an excellent flow chart app

0:22:28 > 0:22:30on my phone, here!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33You're back?

0:22:33 > 0:22:38Yeah, truth is, it was a bit dull when I got my own way.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Yeah, me too. I missed the old push-and-pull, you know?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44BEEPING

0:22:44 > 0:22:46It's here, somewhere...

0:22:50 > 0:22:55PHONE SPEAKS IN GERMAN

0:22:58 > 0:23:02BEEPING

0:23:02 > 0:23:06So, erm, is there any chance you can get back inside me head?

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Oh, much better!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Come on, Roy, Hammo's gone!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'll keep watch.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:21 > 0:23:24We've got to find Tommy's exam paper.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27It could be in one of Hammond's desk drawers, er,

0:23:27 > 0:23:31filing cabinets, his pigeonholes...

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Or the folder marked "Tommy's Exam Paper".

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Miss Sheringham, I believe you need a flow chart?- Uh, no.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh, I think you do.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Organisation can make a school trip.

0:23:53 > 0:24:00My phone says we're going to need graph paper, marker pens,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03and plenty of elbow room.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05HE CHUCKLES

0:24:07 > 0:24:09OK, we've got the paper. Let's get out of here.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Maybe we should think about this.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Think about what? You take the paper. Tommy finishes it.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- You put it back. Everyone's happy. - But I'm on me last chance.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22If we get caught here, there'll be no trip to the planetarium.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23And nobody will be happy.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Roy, we haven't got long here.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28You're going to have to make a decision, Roy!

0:24:28 > 0:24:31You don't have to, Roy.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Tommy? How did you get in?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Just walked in. Alex is all wrapped up in Level Three.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39You don't have to get in trouble for me, Roy.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Friends?- Martian Warrior Brothers!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47GAME MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:47 > 0:24:51PHONE BEEPS

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- It's Hammo, he's back! - Oh, if he catches us...

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Don't worry, I'll handle this.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08MR HAMMOND SIGHS

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Mr Hammond, sir. I'd like to talk to you about, my exam.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Not now, Byrne. I haven't finished marking it yet.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18It was me, sir.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22I, I stuck your phone to the ceiling...

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Not you, Byrne. You haven't got it in you.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28And besides, you're not tall enough.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31I used my "Gifted and Great" mind to think of a scheme.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I borrowed Gwint's stepladder and...

0:25:34 > 0:25:37You know what this means, Byrne? Detention.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40So much detention, we're going to need my phone to organise it.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59PHONE BEEPS

0:25:59 > 0:26:02OK, that's detention's over.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04For tonight.

0:26:12 > 0:26:19CONSTANT BEEPING

0:26:25 > 0:26:26PHONE BEEPS

0:26:29 > 0:26:32So, how was your first detention?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33It wasn't that bad.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36It wasn't that bad? You know why? Cos you were with me!

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I waited for you.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41That was really bold, Sinead, stealing my exam paper.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Yeah, Sinead, you're always a goody two-shoes.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49There's sides of me you wouldn't recognise.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53THEY LAUGH

0:26:53 > 0:26:56'It's the next morning and the bus has arrived

0:26:56 > 0:26:59'to take Roy and his class to the planetarium.'

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Looking at Mars will be a bit more exciting than equations

0:27:04 > 0:27:05and conundrums, eh, Tommy?

0:27:05 > 0:27:09I get to do that as well. I passed my exam.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I thought you didn't finish.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13I finished enough to get 94%.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16What can I say? I'm "Gifted and Great".

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Nice one!

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- Do you want to play on the way? - Yeeaah!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Are you going to be a good warrior or a bad warrior?

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Do you know what, Tommy, I think I'll have a go at both.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35I have you, I have you. You're trapped. You're trapped now.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38No, no, don't! Violence isn't the way, no, no.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- Go on, yes!- No, no.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42I got that, I got that!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44I won, haha, in your face, haha.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47You didn't win. Right, come on, another game, another game.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Right, we'll see who wins this time.